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A thread for the vacationing valkyrie of voluminous lyrics, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe

>> No.22807032
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I wonder what day the Mama karaoke is gonna be

>> No.22807057
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Mori cute!

>> No.22807064

>>22806906
>"vacationing"
I wish. Sounds like she's going to be doing a lot of stressful shit with just a bit of family time

>> No.22807082
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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>> No.22807131

What has been missed?

>> No.22807242
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remember to love your Mori

>> No.22807291
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>multiple members streams
I told you cunts and you didn't believe me. I think doomfags should apologise

>> No.22807395

>>22807291
Elden Ring has been wrestled away from her forcibly, she had to think of something else to do

>> No.22807410
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>>22807242
I'll never forget, if I forgot I think I'd die

>> No.22807483

>>22807395
I’m not owned I’m not owned I insist as I transform into a corncob

>> No.22807508

Jwu, what details did I miss about her trip?

>> No.22807526

>>22807508
Not much, just stuff we already knew
She mentioned getting plans together for future off-collabs soon

>> No.22807542

>>22806906
Mori playing Elden Ring is my bop

>> No.22807546

>>22807291
>he doesn't know we were setting ourselves up to be grudgeposted by Mori herself
NGMI

>> No.22807548

>>22807508
I don't think she said anything new.

>> No.22807561

>>22807508
2 members streams confirmed. A watch along and a zatsu

>> No.22807578

>>22807291
I did it to bait Mori's contrarian nature.

>> No.22807616

>>22807242
Mori is cute because she has big boobs and goes guh

>> No.22807671

>>22807616
a simplebeat

>> No.22807748

Queue "I miss..."

>> No.22807769
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Stay safe Mori.

>> No.22807780
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I'm gonna....I'm gonna

>> No.22807803
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I think she is ugly

>> No.22807847

>>22807395
She can play it on her laptop. Get that pvp done or collab.

>> No.22807852

>>22807803
Personally I find her very cute, I always loved women with alt-girl aesthetics and dorky personalities. No homo.

>> No.22807882

>>22807847
No, she straight up said she won't be playing it (the comment about not bringing Playstation)

>> No.22807888

>>22807395
It's kind of sort of the other way around. She knew she was about to have a week and a half with no games so pushed them more now.

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>>22807803
I disagree and think she is cute. Since we disagree im going to have to say nice projection, kill yourself, cope, etc.

>> No.22807935

>>22807882
>she straight up said she won't be playing it
Interesting.
One moment, let me look at my robin hood stocks. I invested heavily into Mori Promise LTD.
>MRI ( -59.2%)
ah fuck

>> No.22807947

>>22807888
I bet she'll bring the Switch even if just for the plane. Would be funny to see a random MK stream

>> No.22807957
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>>22807780
I love her so much

>> No.22807991

>>22807882
Okay but what I said is not disqualified by not having the ps5 with her.

>> No.22808029
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>wake up just in time to hear her sign off
Nailed it
How was the stream? Progress? News? Was she cute?

>> No.22808034

>>22807803
I want to aggressively tongue punch her fart box.

>> No.22808079

>>22808029
It was good. I don't find ER gameplay to be anything special, but she was genki and sc reading was very cute.

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>>22807991
>Mori pulls out a whole PS5 and a monitor on the flight and starts streaming with babies screaming in the background
Uhhhh did someone say kino?

>> No.22808092

>>22808029
JWU voice, very cute. 2 members stream, a watchalong and a zatsu

>> No.22808121

safe travels reapy

>> No.22808212

>>22808091
Steam deck. Would actually be unique if not smart given she's then in public

>> No.22808285

>>22807947
Eh, MK streams are pretty dull if they're not collabs, and even then the players need to be on a similar skill level.

>> No.22808309

>>22807803
stop fishing for compliments, Mori

>> No.22808326

https://files.catbox.moe/bfkhe4.png
tell me what you think

>> No.22808390

>>22808326
Why are her tits stretching in different directions like they’re rubber?
Also her face is repelling

>> No.22808397

>>22808326
How badly do you want her?

>> No.22808448

>>22808326
titty gravity setting a bit too high, they're not bags of jelly
they'll sag and part to sides, but the tension of skin and tissue gotta be accounted for

>> No.22808549
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>>22807791
I want them to collab again

>> No.22808594
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>>22808326
Just so we have context, it's an alter of this image and a deadbeat promised to make a Mori edit. Well done I say.

>> No.22808642
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>>22808594
Hot. Saved. Heres a Mori

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>> No.22808848
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>playing team defense fort 2
>check one guy's steam profile
>mori's lyric in the bio
>rest of profile looks gay
maidenless you look like a fuckin queer

>> No.22808945

>>22808549
ASMR roleplay doko.

>> No.22809261

>>22808549
Fauna and, surprisingly, Mumei (if you discount impromptu open VC appearances) are the only ENs Mori has not had a one-on-one collab with yet. I wonder what a good choice for them would be.

>> No.22809401

>>22809261
With Mumei a musical watch along. With Fauna either ASMR or a ttrpg one shot.

>> No.22809407
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why do I feel mamamori will yab

>> No.22809425

>>22809261
>Kronii is the Council member that Mori has had the most 1-on-1 collabs with (tied with Bae)
The more you know...

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>>22809425
Does that mean Bae only has two? Wow.
If you do count open VC, Mumei has (I believe) four, which further adds to my infuriation that there's not more art of the two of them.

>> No.22809634

>>22809538
What’s even weirder to think about is that, like Mumei, Mori actually hasn’t had many solo collabs with IRyS. Bae or someone else is almost always around too.

>> No.22809643

>>22809538
1-on-1 Bae only has the Pet and Room reviews as far as I remember

>> No.22809658

>>22809425
they should collab in my bed with me

>> No.22809870

>>22809634
Mori is quite awkward in 1-on-1 collabs (though the recent Kronii one was a huge improvement). It worked with the Korone collab, but the Coco Meme Review, Rikka collabs (minus karaoke), and even the Ina GG collabs were a bit awkward. Rewatching an episode of TakaMori A Way Out got me really nostalgic for her having those comfy and personal interactions on stream

>> No.22809890

>>22809407
Because you have heard stories of her (and her grandma) doxxing mori to random people a few times now. The worst she will do is accidentally call her by her real name.

>> No.22809987

>>22809870
hey don't you discount how awkward she can be in large collabs too. She's better when she's not streaming her POV, doesn't feel like she has to talk every second.

I think a lot of it has to deal with how comfortable she is with the game. Most of the time collabs are with some brand new game she hasn't sat with to figure out.

>> No.22810135

>>22809987
Yeah, Mori is much more relaxed when she doesn’t stream her pov. In general I find she works best in groups of 4.

>> No.22810812

>>22809407
Is it confirmed already in the latest stream? Will she have the time? I'm just about to watch it

>> No.22810892

I wish there was a game that the holos played that allowed for large scale interaction between fanbases. Like each girl having a guild and we could fight for them. Some rivalry.

>> No.22810926

>>22810892
I think Botan and Pekora did something like that with PUBG?

>> No.22811019

>>22810926
that was cool but a one time thing. I want something that we can get weekly updates on from the girls where they chastise us or praise us for our efforts.

>> No.22811130
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>4/20
DUDE

>> No.22811322

Fetusbeat if you're here I have a present for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-CCgeRLV7E

>> No.22811328

>>22811130
Ame doing a 4/20 Jake caught me off guard

>> No.22811397

>>22811130
Funny how the legalization of weed in most US states made 4/20 pretty much irrelevant

>> No.22811647

>>22808309
This.

>> No.22811650

>>22811130
imagine if Mori didn't get a panic attack after that blunt
we know what she's like with substances.

>> No.22811885

>>22811647
Fuck that. If Mori needs an ego boost then I'll do it but in exchange she needs to let me rest on her lap and stoke my hair.

>> No.22812344

>>22811650
She lives in Japan, anon. She's dumb, but she's not retarded.

>> No.22812350

>>22808848
what lines did he have in his profile, need to judge him

>> No.22812450
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I MISS MY MORI!!!

>> No.22812635

>>22812344
I mean that she'd get addicted to weed and never achieved any of her dreams

>> No.22812802

>>22808326
Eyes too high up/forehead too small for my tastes, though I know that's your style.
Also some lines (tummy folds, neck seam) look too pronounced compared to the original image, I'd make them thinner desu

>> No.22812843

>>22808688
Jesas

>> No.22812892

>>22810812
Yeah, at the end she promised a member watchalong and chat plus mamamori karaoke

>> No.22814106

I wonder which members of her family are going to hawaii too

>> No.22814138

>>22814106
Sister Reap is gonna hang ten and catch some waves!

>> No.22814140

>>22814106
Me, her unborn child.

>> No.22814370

>>22814140
You're getting too cocky, fetusbeat.

>> No.22814413

well fuck me, she didn't do any off stream ER, shocked.

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Waiaminute. I don't see any "first press release" tag in this the CDjapan one. Don't want to get fucked over here.

>> No.22815330

>>22814140
FETUS BEAT!!!

>> No.22815403

>>22814138
not with a broken wrist she won't

>> No.22815428

VCarnival doesn't have archives outside Japan. Might as well save your money and pirate it.

https://twitter.com/vcarnival_staff/status/1516703224534863872?s=21

This is so fucking stupid, now nobody outside Japan will buy tickets so they'll use it as an excuse to not make them available outside Japan next time.

>> No.22815465

Watching CHAD Cast and listening to 3 girls talk about cheese...
>"Is that the one they melt?"
>Breathy "Yeeeeeeeahhh"
Also SEVEN SECONDS, SING IN GERMAN!

>> No.22815503

Mori...tone down the "minor celebrity" vibes...it's hard to look at, especially after saying how much you dislike Twitter

>> No.22815558
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>>22815403
Wrap cast in a plastic bag. Problem solved.

>> No.22815586 [SPOILER] 
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This thread need a purge, either by meidos or by Ope...

>> No.22815624

>>22815503
What are you talking about??

>> No.22815960

>>22815428
I guess Europe can go fuck itself, huh

>> No.22816038 [SPOILER] 
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>>22815586
I want to have non stop sex with Ope and maybe even Mori possibly an orgy with Calliope as well

>> No.22816071

>>22815624
It's been the same guy bitching about off-topic stuff unprompted (in a really weird manner at that) for around a week or so now

>> No.22816193

>>22815428
One day costs like $80 and there’s no archive, fucking lol this is a joke. Even the most die hard fans would consider skipping this one.

>> No.22816234

>>22814873
"Limited"?

>> No.22816329

>>22816193
>skipping
>instead of watching the pirate stream with anons
There's gonna be a pirate stream with anons, right?

>> No.22816364

>>22814138
*some cum like the slut she is

>> No.22816371

>>22815960
Deserved desu

>> No.22816401

>>22815428
>Sat & Sun
I don't see a problem desu

>> No.22816424

>>22815428
Or how about buy the ticket and just pirate it after for an archive? Don't see any reason to not support the girls at the concert.

>> No.22816657
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Mori please give workout instructions to become MUKI-MUKI

>> No.22816678

>>22816424
If I'm going to pirate it I'll just give the girls the money directly through merch or something instead.
First I gotta save up for Mori's sololive though.

>> No.22816719

>>22815465
Yeah, that Mori improv was great. Got a timestamp for it?
I still wish the JK musical became a thing desu.

>> No.22816746

>>22815428
This is so dumb, like why go all the way to say they were trying to reach overseas too with Calli an dpull stuff like this

>> No.22816762

>>22814873
There the same thing as far as i can tell

>> No.22816769

>>22816657
Damn... Guess I'm into musclegirls now.

>> No.22816805

>>22816424
I'm not gonna support this company fucking overseas viewers. What if the stream stuttered or the site crashed? Literally wouldn't even be able to go back and catch what you missed. I'd rather buy another couple copies of Mori's EP to support.

>> No.22817182

>>22816746
Mori said they were going to make an effort to do that so either maybe some announcement is coming soon or it was another Moripromise.txt

>> No.22817375

>>22817182
You cant realy put that on Mori promise, that just what she was told, but its dissapointing

>> No.22817494

>>22817182
Mori didn't know the specifics, she was just asked to do some promotion for overseas so she thought there would likely be viewing options available. No way she doesn't also find it disappointing.

>> No.22817529

>>22817182
To be fair, she explicitly said she unfortunately can't promise anything for overseas. I just the VOD to confirm.

>> No.22817609

>>22817529
>Checked
Forgot a word

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get that wigger off our site

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HOW DO I STOP LOVING HER
GET OUT OF MY HEAD PINK WOMAN
GET THE FUCK OUT

>> No.22818504

https://twitter.com/YuraRikudou/status/1516817992566607876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xED6uaq0s1E
Dullahanbeat going on places. She's with Pikamee in half a day.

>> No.22819479

Has she ever played a city builder? I wanna see what kind of city she'd build

>> No.22819519

>>22819479
I don't think that's her wheelhouse. Playing stardew is more hands on than simcity.

>> No.22819628

>>22819479
>>22819519
I think mini motorways was the closest to that. Wouldn't mind seeing her build a mr. bones' wild ride in some amusement park tycoon or other.

>> No.22819644

>>22817494
I mean there is a viewing option available, only thing it sucks

>> No.22819664

>>22818164
you're like an anti now she lives rent free in your head

>> No.22819700

Now let's play a game and go a bit deeper. I am the best at the boning the reaper.
Deadbeats, she likes it rough. Haven't we tried everything?

>> No.22819916

Does anyone know what started the schizo posting over Mumei in global? I've seen it pop up a few times now and I'm not sure what happened for her to go from being generally liked to doxx posted constantly.

>> No.22819940

>>22819700
If Mori ever did a pickup line review stream what would her reaction to this be

>> No.22820272

>>22819940
not as good as Bae's because Jchad wouldn't let everything slide like Bae's manager did.

>> No.22820365

>>22819940
That was a pickup line?

>> No.22820397

>>22820272
J-Chad will let that and even more through just to make our boy flustered. Consider it punishment for constantly overworking.

>> No.22820435

>>22819916
Guess Mori is getting boring and their attempts at restarting Kiara hate recently haven't worked. Probably trying a new target, hoping to upset her fans and maybe get a reaction out of her.

>> No.22820540

>>22819916
No clue. I saw Mumei’s art tag got nuked by Chinese bots, maybe just people thinking it’s a good time to farm (You)s.

>> No.22820553

>>22819940
Our boy isn't good with romance and flirting. She honestly wouldn't be as fun since her reactions to the riskier lines would just be awkward. Even joking around with Marine she was clearly out of her element.

>> No.22820679

>>22820397
If such a stream were to happen, what's the best pickup you can think up? Bonus points if it relates to Mori specifically.

>> No.22820750

>>22820679
I WANT MORI MILKERS

>> No.22820790
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>>22820679
I love Mori so much I want to support her earnestly in everything she does! I want her to be content and fulfilled by all of the effort she puts forth! I love her laugh! I love how she's cool, cute, and a dork at the same time! I love her commitment to her friends! I love that she holds herself to high standards, and I love that she's able to pick herself up whenever she gets down on herself! I love her voice! I love when she hums in my ears and also when she's pretending to suffocate me with a plastic bag! I love her taste in games and anime! I love her dedication to uplifting small-time creators because she spent so long doing her best underground herself! I love how expressive her avatar is, and I love that she acknowledges that and regularly makes full use of it! I love her hair! I love her eyes! I love her smile! I love how her original outfit is so edgy and flashy and how it perfectly compliments her natural gap moe! I love that her second outfit is so heavily influenced by her actual fashion sense, which is cool and cute and dorky, all at once, just like her! I love her dumb hat and her hoop earrings! I love that she is comforted by her fans! I love the gratitude that she pours out for deadbeats even when we don't deserve it! I love that she would reassure us that we do deserve it if she were to see one of us say that! I love her tits! I love how she's so dedicated to her niche subgenre of music! I love her lyrics and her flow! I love that she's willing to branch out into doing other styles of music as well! I love that she's determined to improve her vocal capabilities to accommodate her trying different musical stylings as well as her raps! I love that she's always focused on self-improvement and espouses those same values to her community as well! I love that she's into theatre and poetry! I love her odd sense of humor! I love her endearing awkwardness! I love that she takes inspiration from so many things from her life and channels them into consistently enjoyable creative output as well as a wonderful personality! I love that she inspires me! I love Mori! I love her so much!

>> No.22820813

>>22820679
If Mori had input? Half of them Shrek and Adam Sandler jokes and the rest really clever ones. She's truly hit or miss when it comes to humor

>> No.22820825

>>22820679
Considering it's for Mori then the best ones would be cheesy and cringey, for example:
>The average deadbeat has around 206 bones but I have 207 when I look at you.

>> No.22820847

Couldn't watch the stream and still can't because of work, any mention of Gura's Wingman stream?

>> No.22820887

>>22820679
what would get her the worst is being genuine, not jokes about boners or whatever but someone genuinely confessing to her.
"I honestly love you, just the way you are." would be more flustering than any pick up line.

>> No.22820893

>>22820847
she liked gura's tweet

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>>22820679
Did it hurt? When you fell back down to the bog?

>> No.22820973

>>22820887
That'd just make her feel really awkward and uncomfortable.

>> No.22821047

>>22820893
Oh boy

>> No.22821103

>>22820847
I think the only mention she made of Gura during the stream was about her killing Varre.

>> No.22821193

>>22820679
mori's spit can be called an ecological fuel if we consider my mouth a vehicle

>> No.22821208

>>22820887
True, but it would be kind of awkward to read on stream. Also not really sure it falls into pick up line territory since it would be extremely weird to go up to a stranger and say you love them.

>> No.22821244

>>22820679
I want to replace the fox in your bed.

>> No.22821384

>>22820679
You said you'd be willing to give Gura half of your breast size, I'm going to say I'm ready and willing to take half of your assets

>> No.22821717

>>22821208
well I don't believe she'd ever do a pick up line stream to begin with

>> No.22821817

>>22820435
>>22820540
its the same council schizo ban evading and spending money on vpns and passes as always

>> No.22821890

>>22816805
Didn't know it was a Mori-only concert.

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Bad news: Mori was stopped at the airport with a suitcase full of snacks, Bangs, hats, plushies, kazoos, and forbidden merchandise.

>> No.22822248

>>22822141
>Some airport security guard currently has his hand up Mori's ass for 'security reasons'.
Lucky bastard.

>> No.22822417

>>22822141
More bad news in the future: Mori is detained by customs for trying to smuggle 30 pounds of Goldfish, 10 pounds of Raising Cane's, $30,000 in cash, and Gura.

>> No.22822484

>>22822417
Shouldn't have hidden Gura in the the goldfish, Moririn...

>> No.22822666
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>>22822417
>On return flight
>Mori gets snack
>Asks "Uh...would it be possible to get a second? Thanki- thank you."
>Flight attendant obliges and continues down aisle
>Mori does shifty reaper eyes to see if anyone is looking
>Quickly stands up and shoves extra snacks into the overhead
>Muffled "Sweeeet" from Gura

>> No.22822780

>>22822484
Should have painted the shark orange so it would blend in

>> No.22822982

Mori is about to get a rude awakening going outside of Japan's protective bubble looking at Kiara's recent tweet.

>> No.22822989

>>22820679
I love you marry me
t. small king

>> No.22823086

>>22822982
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1516847717913440259
Anon?

>> No.22823173

>>22823086
Damn, this really shows how roaming niggers in the streets of america are murdering vtubers on sight.

>> No.22823250

>you will never sit next to Mori despite there being other seats available, as physically close but without making any contact as possible
>you will never play shitty mexican rap loudly from a bluetooth speaker while doing weird mouth movements that look like a mix between chewing and trying to get a popcorn kernel out of a tooth
>you will never break into a wet coughing fit anytime Mori opens her mouth trying to say something
why live

>> No.22823270

>>22822982
The one about getting conned by a fat hungry cat, or the "Happy birthday, mein Führer" one?

>> No.22823292

>>22822982
I can't believe her cats are going to ask for two breakfasts. She is not mentally prepared for this

>> No.22823468
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>>22823250
I remember once I went on a research trip with some labmates. 14 days of bunking in the same room and spending the whole day doing fieldwork.
That was the longest period I'd spent without cumming in like ten years.
I was so incredibly horny on the flight back. One of my coworkers was sitting next to me, and I had my coat on me like a blanking, as well as a throbbing erection. I was so sensitive that I could masturbate by doing kegels and flexing my dick, rubbing it on the inside of my pants, completely hands-free. I damn near ejaculated doing that.
Anyway, I'd definitely do that if I was sitting next to Mori on a plane.

>> No.22823471

>>22823250
>you will never go to a McDonald's and attempt to sit beside Mori despite there being plenty of tables available

>> No.22823500

>>22823468
Umm. Big ups?

>> No.22823502

>>22823471
not really the most romantic of locations

>> No.22823727

Leave the nice reaper alone, you goofs.

>> No.22823734
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MOARi!

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>>22823468

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>>22819916
All it takes is one psychopath.

>> No.22823949
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>no c-man reactions
>no capsule reactions
we are losing them...

>> No.22824014
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I'll never forget her

>> No.22824120

>>22823949
shorty got bars tho

>> No.22824469

What if Mori suddenly got a taste for British rap

>> No.22824550

to all concernfags: she always wanted the celebrity life
she always accepted the possibility of her fans approaching her and the risk of a potential schizo
it's an accounted cost for fame of any kind

>> No.22824563

>>22824469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r7mPQzwaZM
Like this?

>> No.22824638

>>22824550
Pretty sure Kiara did too, then had to deal with the shitty side of it and realized it wasn't worth it. Would probably be a good talk to have when she visits her

>> No.22824697

>>22824469
New oshi time.

>> No.22824700

>>22824550
But she has never experienced it.
Let's hope Clero the schizo doesn't try anything funny but if he does you bet we will hear about it in no time.

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>concernfag doxxbeat namefagschizo
Gross

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>> No.22824811

>>22823949
wtf I thought Mori was racist and anti-black

>> No.22824876

>>22824789
To be fair, there is a reason why deadbeats don't trust CLERO.

>> No.22824884

>>22824811
It's true, POC will never forgive her for using the H-word without permission

>> No.22824893

>>22824697
what if it makes her upgrade her bri'ish accent

>> No.22824944

>>22824893
It being shitty is just endearing enough to make me not auto close those streams.

>> No.22825038

Mori is woke!

>> No.22825214

>>22824550
>always wanted the celebrity life
yeah that's what most people who aren't celebrities think that they want

>> No.22825258

>>22820679
Why the fuck would I just hand it over to you here and now?

>> No.22825342

>>22823468
>I was so sensitive that I could masturbate by doing kegels and flexing my dick, rubbing it on the inside of my pants, completely hands-free. I damn near ejaculated doing that.
Kek, based. Yet you had no wet dreams?
And was the mate female at least?

>> No.22825606

>>22819916
>>22820435
It really went into overdrive after the Kiara/Mumei collab where it got confirmed that Mumei's gonna visit Austria.
That guy was pretty damn invested into "MUMEI HATES KIARA" beforehand

>> No.22825726

>>22825342
Oddly enough, no wet dreams. Nothing I noticed at least.
And yes, my labmate was a girl fairly cute, by science girl standards.

>> No.22826041
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I love her so much

>> No.22826371

Do you have any favorite VODs you rewatch? I'll occasionally rewatch movie watchalongs and ASMRs when it's dead hours.

>> No.22826464
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Glad she is getting some time off, even though her roommate is doing some stuff she's still getting some time to rest and spend time with her family. Our boy deserves it.

>> No.22826477

>>22826371
It's not the same and you know it

>> No.22826505

>>22826371
I like the minecraft ones or the pokemon ones since they're super relaxing.

>> No.22826634

>>22826505
>minecraft
>relaxing
You mean when she was all pumped up after sports fest and then everyone else completely dropped her? Gura literally sent an amongus twerking to "show her ass"

>> No.22826752

>>22826634
she's done multiple streams of minecraft

>> No.22826833
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https://twitter.com/igapon26004/status/1516671613822902277?s=21&t=_tGDubeQi9_pPICZODdMpQ

>> No.22826911

>>22824789
What

>> No.22827153

>>22812892
I really hope that karaoke is on the weekend.

>> No.22827175

>>22826752
I'll remember the good parts of her

>> No.22827202
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when's mori doing this as a cover? or is she an extreme coward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xcSDYy3Dl4

>> No.22827331

>>22827153
Didn't she say she was going to try and do it Saturday US Time? Or am I going schizo?

>> No.22827487

>>22825726
https://litter.catbox.moe/4bj6zn.png
...go anon go?

>> No.22827508

>>22827331
She mentioned doing it on may 1st but mentioned she would ask Mama Mori what day would be best for her.

>> No.22827539

>>22827202
God damn I love that song

>> No.22827657

>>22827487
I must say, of all the myriad of things I've posted on 4chan over the years, I did not expect this particular post to receive fanart.
Fantastic work and saved anon, truly terrific.

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I went to sleep listening to Mori reading super chats
did I miss anything big?

>> No.22827993
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>>22827883
Yeah, big ups, my dude

>> No.22828122

Anyone else kinda miss the instruments?

>> No.22828169

>>22828122
not really

>> No.22828330
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We love the crimes!

>> No.22828331

>>22828122
Mori has lost all soul

>> No.22828350

>>22826833
can't wait for her to do something with Koyo
HoloX really seems wrapped around her finger

>> No.22828361

>>22828122
Yeah, but then I'll miss just about anything once it's gone.

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>>22828330
no we don't

>> No.22828408

>>22827202
she should cover the good Black Sheep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ3gmQzpvBM

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>>22828330
We hate the crimes!

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>>22828444
We love the hate crimes!

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>>22828330
she did it all

>> No.22828900

>>22828529
I can't stop staring at Mori's thighs in the top right of this image. God damn does that hit the spot for me!

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Is she /here/?

>> No.22829023

>>22828984
Can Kiara's small woman brain handle Portal?

>> No.22829050

>>22828984
topkek is a snack in Europe

>> No.22829075

>>22829023
Kiara has no reservations towards being backseated, so it should go smoothly.

>> No.22829108

>>22829050
kiara is also a snack in europe

>> No.22829175

>>22828330
That's a lie you nigger

>> No.22829324

>>22829023
Can yours?

>> No.22829352

>>22829324
Yeah, my last playthrough only took me 13 hours with a guide

>> No.22829508

Poor Inner...

>> No.22829565

>>22829508
she's on her twitter space at least

>> No.22829567

>>22828984
she knows memes but with about a 5 year delay
expect her to start sneedposting in 2024

>> No.22829590

>>22829508
What's up?

>> No.22829632

>>22829590
PC crashed within 10 minutes of starting her ER stream.

>> No.22829684

>>22829632
Rough, at least ER autosaves pretty well.

>> No.22830077

Twitter spaces are weird because it's like being on the phone with your girlfriend

>> No.22830186

>>22830077
Memories from Mori's bathtub twitter space..

>> No.22830473

>>22830077
That's why Mori should do more of them

>> No.22831002
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https://twitter.com/hi1ar10us/status/1516407517831696392?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

>> No.22831239

I want to cum on your oshi's tits and inside her.

>> No.22831247

>>22831002
Fo sho!

>> No.22831388

>>22831002
k-kakkoi

>> No.22831451

>>22831239
Good taste, but thats a right only reserved for me!

>> No.22831517

>>22831239
Get in line.

>> No.22831849

>>22830077
I really enjoy them, it's just a zatsu without any hassle
The Sana twitter spaces were really nice

>> No.22832193

>>22815428
Yep. No archives and also more expensive (Thanks to currency conversion). Ticket prices were already more expensive than Holofes. On top of that, only limited countries can watch too.

>> No.22832547

>>22830077
I like them but I just never understand why they don't just do an audio only youtube stream instead, which can interact with chat and also be archived.

>> No.22832750

>>22832547
Twitter spaces are done from a phone and don't need a computer setup. They can also be archived.

>> No.22832801

Don't forget, we have the reine x deathstar cover in 2 days. That will probably be the next mori related stream.

>> No.22833255

>>22831517
I'd fuck every deadbeat in the ass to get them out of the way to fucking Mori.

>> No.22833475

>>22832547
Spaces also have interaction through twitter, so it's not that different really

>> No.22834151

>>22832547
Actually, I wish we can get unarchived twitterspaces so that they can be more intimate and allow her to speak more freely

>> No.22834225

>>22832547
Like >>22832750 said Spaces are nice because they can be turned on and off super simply from anywhere and all they need is a phone. No setup necessary

>> No.22834376

>>22834151
there's no such thing as unarchived when you're at her level of celebrity. She did an unarchived unplanned instagram space it was immediately archived and dispersed afterwards despite the lack of archival.

>> No.22835279

>>22834225
>tfw no beachside twitterspace from Mori
It's not fair..

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What would a Mori-themed Universal ride be like?

>> No.22835353

>>22835278
Actual, honest to God, sex with Mori.

>> No.22835376

>>22830077
How do twitter spaces even work? I don't see anything about them from the desktop site, is it a phone only app or some stupid shit?

>> No.22835438

>>22835279
do you remember "he will not divide us" when people doxxed the location of a flag from audio?
You have to be careful with such things. There are true wizards out there that can work digital magic.

>> No.22835534

>>22835438
That took a relatively long time to do. She would be long gone from the location by the time someone figured it out.

>> No.22835573

>>22835438
just like how they doxxed her because of ghostrider

>> No.22835737

>>22835573
>>22835534
it is a risk. A gamble. Any gamble can become very unlucky. Lessening the chance is still not 0%

>> No.22835953

>>22835737
You also really overestimate the risk. Much larger streamers do IRL streams in public in much more densely populated areas all the time and at worse have to deal with a few people asking for a picture or asking for something to be signed.

>> No.22835968

>>22835278
Euthanasia machine.

>> No.22835983

>>22835737
Only way to win is not to play.

Granted no reason to play a stupid game of chance for a small victory unless that's your style.

>> No.22836387

I hope Mori plays stranger of Paradise some day, holy shit this game is fun

>> No.22836480

>>22835737
I have a non-zero percent chance to die in a car crash in New York traffic, but I still drag my ass to work every day

>> No.22836520

>>22836480
I mean, if you live in New York dying in a car crash would be a net improvement to be honest.

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>>22836520
You're not wrong

>> No.22836565

>>22835953
some bitches do onlyfans irl meetups for $$$ and are still alive

>> No.22836947

>>22835438
She willingly doxxes herself regularly, hence why she finds it funny, not concerning when her family does it

>> No.22837131

>>22835953
hololives attract more of the negative aspects of streamers than the average streamer.
And I am paranoid because I have seen these great digital wizards work, seen what they are capable of.
>>22836947
it is foolishness.

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>>22837131
>freaking out because you watched baby's first 4chan event
It was just capture the flag with an unlimited timer, man

>> No.22838361

>>22837630
Nah that's just a publicly known event I could reference. The only way to beat the truly skilled is to completely avoid their attention.

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crunchy

>> No.22838636
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God i hope /u/ schizos never take their meds

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>> No.22838848

>>22838681
That anon should never take his meds, he's a prophet of God

>> No.22838870

>>22838681
That reply train was obviously just fucking around.

>> No.22838937

>>22838681
What would happen if Mori, Kiara, and Lui all found themselves in the same room?

>> No.22838976

>>22838937
TakaTakaMori sex.

>> No.22839334

>>22838976
>"NO! Hands off my wife!" says Lui as Kiara slides two fingers deep inside Mori
>Mori is gagged, only allowed to voice muffled moans
>Lui is strapped to a chair and has to bear the sight before her

>> No.22839463

>>22839334
But deep inside we all know the three are enjoying it

>> No.22839612
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>>22839334
Mamaloni, draw it please.

>> No.22840416

>>22839612
Mamaloni is going to be a horny mess in June, it's gonna be great

>> No.22840663
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>>22840416
does she like mumei

>> No.22840892

>>22840663
I think she loves birds in general

>> No.22840966
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22840966

The state of the world we live in :'(

>> No.22841027
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22841027

>April 2022
>I am forgotten

>> No.22841117

>>22841027
I'm already listening to it now

>> No.22841166

I miss

>> No.22841199

SPWN tickets expiring soon. Rewatching Mori’s performance during the watchalong, I think we collectively overstated how awkward it was. It was just hard to film. I wonder if there’s a chance a future performance gets filmed

>> No.22841253

>>22841027
>no physical release never ever
>no poster of the album art never ever
I don’t even care about the Yaoi hands Mori, it looks so nice.

>> No.22841267

>>22841027
I listen to it when I make dinner every night

>> No.22841571

I just wanna say, I'm watching a world record for an All-Remembrances run for Elden Ring, and the only boss that has given the world champion any trouble, that he's died twice on, is this damn gargoyle duo. That gave Mori trouble https://youtu.be/AfNLqjqCW9M

>> No.22841593
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22841593

moori

>> No.22841675

>>22841593
I wouldn't complain if we got a tanned Mori outfit

>> No.22841746

>>22841027
I just relistened it the other day, I really like Guh and Bully.

>> No.22841794

>>22841675
>gyaru Mori
Gotta wait till April Fools next year

>> No.22842004

The collabs next week are all rainforest trust me

>> No.22842093
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the beach is nice

>> No.22842123

>>22823949
>>22824811
KKKbeats...

>> No.22842208

>>22842093
me on the sailboat

>> No.22842231

And people are already getting creepy....

>> No.22842232

>>22841027
Gonna be honest. I usually love Mori's art but I don't like the cover art desu.

>> No.22842385

>>22841593
latinope

>> No.22842535
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>>22842232
She threw it out there while in the process of completely burning herself out in terms of drawing. Her best stuff is when she's doing it for fun and not rushed

>> No.22842646

>>22842535
I just realized that suisei's faded image has blood stains in this picture

>> No.22842706

>>22842646
Oh shit you are right

>> No.22842859

>>22842093
Are you the anon that was always planning on visiting but now had additional incentive?

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I really hope bodyguard-kun knows what he's doing..

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>>22842870
Don't worry, I'm a great shot

>> No.22843294

>>22842093
Me on the right

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>>22842870
>>22842985
Don't worry about it.

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>>22838870
The Takamori manga is the best serial of this decade

>> No.22844393

>>22844099
i know this is just schizo stuff but it still made me sad to read

mori...

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>>22844393

>> No.22844460

>>22844393
there better be a triumphant conclusion to all of this

>> No.22844607
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>>22844460

>> No.22844656

>>22844099
>>22844450
but vt told me takamori isnt real

>> No.22844711

>>22844460
The triumphant conclusion is copious amounts of non-discord sex

>> No.22844757

I think she's vastly overestimating how much she'll enjoy being back in the States. This place has been a shithole of shootings and political wars for the last couple months

>> No.22844869

>>22844757
anon, she's just going home, just like last year.

>> No.22844960

>>22844757
You know she went back home and visited multiple states last summer, right?

>> No.22845029

>>22844757
Jesus christ Americans are so fucking dramatic. Yeah i reckon it’s better over here than in the U.S.A but the way people carry on you’d think it was Somalia.

>> No.22845196

>>22844757
Japan is worse than the US if you aren't Japanese

>> No.22845853

>>22844757
Sounds like someone’s impression of America has been formed solely by internet memes despite living here.

>> No.22845861

>>22844757
Good thing she doesn't live in Detroit, then

>> No.22846044

>>22844757
Imagine unironically believing that Mori won't enjoy visiting her family because of politics.

>> No.22846329

>>22846044
Joe Biden has ordered her killed for her support of the Rushian regime

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>>22806906

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>>22846458
Crispy Kari!

>> No.22847320

Alright I've listened to Capsule and Wicked like 50 times can they ship Shinigami Note already I need more Mori.

>> No.22847859

BORN TO BE WICKED AND WE AIM TO FLY
WHETHER ANGELS OR DEVILS IT'S DO OR DIE
NO CAP KICK IT WHILE THE SOUND IS HOT
WE BROKE BACKS JUST TO GET WHAT WE GOT
BORN TO BE WICKED AND WE AIM TO FLY
CUZ WE STILL AIN'T FOUND THAT ETERNAL SKY

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>>22844757
Here, take it. (You) obviously need it more than me

>> No.22848200

I’ve been thinking and come to the conclusion that while she’s not quite there yet... mori is prime milf material. I can just see the potential. The next few years of experience will be kind to fulfill this.
Ofcourse My child by the way.

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>>22847859
We'll find a way out~
We're movin, movin on yuh

>> No.22848695

>>22848321
It's not fair... Mori is too cute...

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>>22848695
We know Lui-nee but you cant keep coming /here/ to say it

>> No.22848991

>>22848200
No, no, I'll sacrifice myself to make her a prime milf, don't worry about it
I'll even take responsibility for it
I won't let you make this terrible sacrifice

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>>22848695
kari-chan kawaii

>> No.22849120

>>22848200
How would my wife Mori Calliope have your child when she's already double pregnant with mine?

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What movie are you seeing with her?

>> No.22849544

>>22849183
Shrek 2

>> No.22849658

>>22849544
At least it's not 4
That one was fucking awful

>> No.22849676

>>22849183
Master and Commander

>> No.22849685

>>22844757
anon your brain is rotting on TV

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