/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>22783099
Sora is going to become the Prime Minister of Japan in the next 10 years. Hololive will become official state media and Yagoo will finally realize the idol dream.

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Vshojo will implode in a few weeks due to “creative differences” but it’s because someone stole Conner from mousey. I would know because I am Conner.

Calliope Mori is a fat, talentless, selfish, wannabe nigger with no morals or shame.

God I fucking hate Mori. Like I actually fucking hate that fat pink haired cunt. If Cover released a statement tomorrow saying that Mori had passed away, I'd be absolutely fucking ecstatic even more so if it was a suicide because then I know I'd have played a small small role in that bitches death. God I hate Mori. How about you anon's how much do you hate Mori?

I hate Mori so fucking much that my hate for her is starting to bleed over into other characters with the same shade of pink hair like Chika Fujiwara from Love is War and Lightning from FFXIII.

>>22783486
Based

I wish I was a lowly 2D indie desperate for attention and that Vox Akuma would manipulate me, mindbreak me, and break me down until I'm absolutely nothing but a shell of my former self. And he'll do it all on stream so my cuck fanbase can watch as their oshi gets broken by the guy they love to hate. And then I'll go on some Rushia-level menhera sperg on Twitter and become everyone's least favorite Vtuber. I'll make Mori look like a fucking messiah, and I'll only be able to crawl back to Vox because he's the only one who cares enough to give me fake attention anymore.
I wish I was a lowly 2D indie desperate for attention and that Vox Akuma would manipulate me, mindbreak me, and break me down until I'm absolutely nothing but a shell of my former self. And he'll do it all on stream so my cuck fanbase can watch as their oshi gets broken by the guy they love to hate. And then I'll go on some Rushia-level menhera sperg on Twitter and become everyone's least favorite Vtuber. I'll make Mori look like a fucking messiah, and I'll only be able to crawl back to Vox because he's the only one who cares enough to give me fake attention anymore.
I wish I was a lowly 2D indie desperate for attention and that Vox Akuma would manipulate me, mindbreak me, and break me down until I'm absolutely nothing but a shell of my former self. And he'll do it all on stream so my cuck fanbase can watch as their oshi gets broken by the guy they love to hate. And then I'll go on some Rushia-level menhera sperg on Twitter and become everyone's least favorite Vtuber. I'll make Mori look like a fucking messiah, and I'll only be able to crawl back to Vox because he's the only one who cares enough to give me fake attention anymore.
I wish I was a lowly 2D indie desperate for attention and that Vox Akuma would manipulate me, mindbreak me, and break me down until I'm absolutely nothing but a shell of my former self. And he'll do it all on stream so my cuck fanbase can watch as their oshi gets broken by the guy they love to hate. And then I'll go on some Rushia-level menhera sperg on Twitter and become everyone's least favorite Vtuber. I'll make Mori look like a fucking messiah, and I'll only be able to crawl back to Vox because he's the only one who cares enough to give me fake attention anymore.
I wish I was a lowly 2D indie desperate for attention and that Vox Akuma would manipulate me, mindbreak me, and break me down until I'm absolutely nothing but a shell of my former self. And he'll do it all on stream so my cuck fanbase can watch as their oshi gets broken by the guy they love to hate. And then I'll go on some Rushia-level menhera sperg on Twitter and become everyone's least favorite Vtuber. I'll make Mori look like a fucking messiah, and I'll only be able to crawl back to Vox because he's the only one who cares enough to give me fake attention anymore.
I wish I was a lowly 2D indie desperate for attention and that Vox Akuma would manipulate me, mindbreak me, and break me down until I'm absolutely nothing but a shell of my former self. And he'll do it all on stream so my cuck fanbase can watch as their oshi gets broken by the guy they love to hate. And then I'll go on some Rushia-level menhera sperg on Twitter and become everyone's least favorite Vtuber. I'll make Mori look like a fucking messiah, and I'll only be able to crawl back to Vox because he's the only one who cares enough to give me fake attention anymore.

>>22783660
I wish he'd drug my food and fuck me while I'm delirious and just barely on the cusp of consciousness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFwKzR5oamE
^^^Original Song^^^

Calli is a black sheep, Calli is a whore
Calli drinks lean and Calli drinks liquor
Live content is shit and raps are even shitter
Calli, Calli, Calli is a talentless wigger

Yabs surround you, all around you
You cuck your fans and yet they still stay
Do you like Connor's dick inside you?
Are you ready to graduate?

Outside out of hololive
With VSluts and Nijis
Outside out of hololive
Where you deserve to be

Calli is a black sheep, Calli is a whore
Got too drunk to stream and then let Connor dick her
Saw a shitpost meme, and then got really bitter
Calli, Calli, Calli is a talentless wigger

Outside out of hololive
With VSluts and Nijis
Outside out of hololive
Where you deserve to be

How long will cuckbeats stand her behaviour?
How long until they finally see?
Maybe being a cuck's just their nature
That's why they they give her condom money
They lust, and they trust
Mori loves hololive entirely
But your lust is my disgust
Please will you kill yourself Calliope?

Calli Mori is a wigger
********* and Trash Taste too
***** ******* is a wigger
Wigger, wigger, wigger, wigger, wigger, wigger, wigger!

Outside out of hololive
With VSluts and Nijis
Outside out of hololive
Where you deserve to be

Just to let you anon's know I've literally got my dissertation due in in a few weeks but I'm too addicted to vtuber and 4chan and porn to put the hours in because of my fucked up sleep schedule. So I write to you at 4:20 am.
PINK WOMAN BAD ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY YOU WILL BE PURGED OF YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIA - SATAN GET OUT OF THIS THREAD, OUT OF THIS BOARD, OUT OF THIS WORLD! RETURN TO THE ABYSS! BEGONE! LEAVE THIS ANON!

I JUST WANT A GF GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IUOUHBIREJNTGFWEAOITGHW4AOITGFHW98GFHIOWEJPIO[OIPHGWREAOIH[JREWGSOIPHSDFVOIPJHNWEFJIOP[EWQRF[OIPHJWREGWE

>>22783099
I'm a teamate. I routinely make anti-Ame threads because I don't want the narrative on this board for her to be the only oshi without any problems because that would unironically create actual criticism of her.
My go-to threads usually involve the lack of her talents and insulting her creativity, such as her just being tech support. Any other ideas?

>>22785244
Literally same. I have a massive test this Friday and all I've done today is jerk off and watch streams. Oops

NNNNNNRGH
MMMMMMFFF UUUUUUUUUUUUH GHNNN
I MUST! I MUST! I HAVE TO!
THE HAGS MUST BE BRED AND IT IS MY DESTINY TO DO SO!
I SHALL SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN TO SMUGGLE MYSELF INTO JAPAN AND HELP ABE BRING AN END TO DECLING BIRTH RATES NNNNNUOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>22785634
Kusogaki card + bashing her for relying on cringe memes ("lol i fucked ur mom") because she knows she's irrelevant otherwise always works.

I couldn't tell if it was a dream or some fucked up meds hallucinations but I remember vividly streaming today even though I'm not a vtuber.

We will open with Berry's paradox:

Let x be the smallest natural number greater than all ones definable in at most fifteen English words. Then x can be defined as "the smallest natural number greater than all ones definable in at most fifteen English words." We just defined x using at most fifteen English words, so therefore x cannot be greater than all natural numbers definable in at most fifteen English words. This is a contradiction.
The source of the paradox is the ambiguity of the word "definable", and more fundamentally the ambiguity of the English language itself. Rayo's function circumvents these mathematical sins by replacing English with the language called first-order set theory (FOST). FOST is the language of first-order logic with the von Neumann universe as the domain. Specifically, FOST is capable of determining set membership, quantifying over the universe, and applying logical operators. The nitty-gritty details of how this works are given above.

We fix the loophole that causes Berry's paradox, resulting in the following definition of Rayo(n), which is:

the smallest natural number greater than all natural numbers that can be uniquely identified by a FOST expression of at most n symbols
The paradox is gone now because the definability has been replaced with a formal language. FOST is subject to Tarski's undefinability theorem, which says we can't formally define truth, let alone definability, so FOST can't invoke FOST the way English can invoke English.

I'm actually the perfect friend for Gawr Gura. If she would give me the chance, I guarantee I would win her over in no time and she would be messaging me constantly because I understand her perfectly. I just need the chance. How do I get the chance? I need a chance. Give me a chance.

>>22783486
Anon, this is the schizo thread.

>>22783099
OP the other schizo thread is still up...

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
THEY COUNCIL ME
THEY UNDERSTAND
THEY TALK TO ME

>>22783099
I HATE THIS BOARD SO GODDAMNED MUCH BUT I KEEP POSTING HERE
HOW DO YOU RETARDED FAGGOTS KEEP FALLING FOR THE LOWEST QUALITY BAIT I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN IN MY LIFE
YOU FAGGOTS MAKE /V/ LOOK LIKE FUCKING MENSA
I CAN'T FUCKING STOP COMING HERE EVEN THOUGH I JUST ARGUE WITH OBVIOUS FAGS AND BAITPOSTERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

import math

import matplotlib.pyplot as plt
import numpy as np


def main(u, points=200, iterations=1000, nlim=20, limit=False, title=True):
"""
Params
u:float
ikeda parameter
points:int
number of starting points
iterations:int
number of iterations
nlim:int
plot these many last points for 'limit' option. Will plot all points if set to zero
limit:bool
plot the last few iterations of random starting points if True. Else Plot trajectories.
title:[str, NoneType]
display the name of the plot if the value is affirmative
"""

x = 10 * np.random.randn(points, 1)
y = 10 * np.random.randn(points, 1)

for n in range(points):
X = compute_ikeda_trajectory(u, x[n][0], y[n][0], iterations)

if limit:
plot_limit(X, nlim)
tx, ty = 2.5, -1.8

else:
plot_ikeda_trajectory(X)
tx, ty = -30, -26

plt.title(f"Ikeda Map ({u=:.2g}, {iterations=})") if title else None
return plt


def compute_ikeda_trajectory(u, x, y, N):
"""
Calculate a full trajectory
Params
u:float
is the ikeda parameter
x,y float:
coordinates of the starting point
N:int
the number of iterations
"""
X = np.zeros((N, 2))

for n in range(N):
X[n] = np.array((x, y))

t = 0.4 - 6 / (1 + x ** 2 + y ** 2)
x1 = 1 + u * (x * math.cos(t) - y * math.sin(t))
y1 = u * (x * math.sin(t) + y * math.cos(t))

x = x1
y = y1

return X


def plot_limit(X, n):
"""
Plot the last n points of the curve - to see end point or limit cycle
Params
X:np.array
trajectory of an associated starting-point
n:int
number of "last" points to plot
"""
plt.plot(X[-n:, 0], X[-n:, 1], 'ko')


def plot_ikeda_trajectory(X):
"""
Plot the whole trajectory
Params
X:np.array
trajectory of an associated starting-point
"""
plt.plot(X[:,0], X[:, 1], 'k')


if __name__ == '__main__':
main(.9, limit=True, nlim=0).show()

I AM ACTUALLY MARRIED TO VOX AKUMA NIJISANJI EN. THIS IS NOT A JOKE NOR IS IT A RRAT OR ANYTHING. HE AND I ARE GENUINELY IN LOVE AND DATING. IM THE PERFECT WIFE FOR HIM

I wanna fuck your oshi, atleast once

>>22783099
I don't know how schizo this is but I will never go to Japan even though I really want to.
I know that everyone else knows that I like Japanese girls.
It's not the only thing I like but if I went, then everyone is going to think that im going in order to fuck asian girls.
When really, if anything, I would be fucking old women.

>>22793088
>It's not the only thing I like but if I went, then everyone is going to think that im going in order to fuck asian girls.
>When really, if anything, I would be fucking old women.
who the fuck cares? learn japanese, sell all your possessions, fly to japan, cut off all connections to your past life. live free anon

The benzylamine was transformed into a benzyl isothiocyanate according to Maingot et al. NEt3 (0.0012 g, 0.012 mmol) was added to a solution of 8 (0.01 g, 0.011 mmol) in (8:2) acetonitrile and water (1 mL). Next, di-2-pyridyl thionocarbonate (0.011 g, 0.05 mmol) was added at room temperature and stirred vigorously for 1 h. The crude reaction solution was directly purified by HPLC on a preparative C18 column (Waters Symmetry C18 Prep Column,100 Å, 5 μm, 19 mm × 100 mm) at 17.059 mL/min using a
gradient of 5−75% MeCN in water (both containing 0.1% TFA) with an initial hold at 5% MeCN for 1.33 min and then a ramp to 75% MeCN over 30 min. The product peak was collected from 15.01 to 15.5 min and the eluted solution was lyophilized to recover the product as a white solid. The purified ligand was collected in multiple small batches with an approximate combined yield of 32%.

The purified sample was confirmed by HPLC on an analytical C18 column (Waters Symmetry C18 Analytical Column, 100 Å, 5 μm, 4.6 mm × 100 mm) at 1 mL/min using
a gradient of 5−75% MeCN in water (both containing 0.1% TFA) with an initial hold at 5% MeCN for 1.33 min and then a ramp to 75% MeCN over 30 min followed by a ramp to 95% MeCN over 1 min and an isocratic hold at 95% MeCN for 5.66 min.

>>22789931
This explanation is garbage. You need second-order logic to define Rayo's function without a provability notion. A provability notion undermines the feature of producing ludicroisly large numbers. And second-order logic leads to either computability/fundamental philosophical problems, and in some sense it anywau can be modeled in FO logic and then we're back to square one.

>>22797171 (me)
*ludicrously

Uhh... holokeks???

>>22783370
Connor won't be the reason Vshojo implodes. Nobody else cares about him but nobody hates him *that* much

My home thread died and probably won't be revived, hell yeahhhhh

Also >>22783099
>indog medicine
Can it even cure the SEAschizos like myself?

skitz

anon has been known to be a fan of several Hololive talents, and loved to cosplay as them. And while most of the Hololive members ignored the cosplayer, one day anon received a DM from Haato after he had recently cosplayed as her.

"You were so cute dressed up as me! I simply have to see you in person, I can't believe a boy can be so cute as you while dressing as me! And please, come dressed up in your cosplay."

There were then some instructions on when to meet, and an order to no matter what, tell NOBODY about their meeting. anon was excited to read this- it was his dream come true to meet Haato herself! After all, anon cosplayed characters and people he was attracted to himself and greatly admired. His heart fluttered. anon wondered if Haato really thought he was cute? Could they do more than just meet as cosplayer and idol?

So anon put on his Haato cosplay he had still in his cosplay, did his makeup, and waited to meet with Haato.

"Hello! Oh, you look so adorable~" Haato walked in, looking up and down anon in his cosplay. Well, not Haato- she was dressed as Haachama.

"Th-thank you-" Before anon could properly thank her and introduce himself, Haachama had grabbed anon's wrists, pulling them behind him.

Haachama whispered in his ear. "I didn't just invite you here to meet you- I wanted to personally experience how much fun it is to be intimate with someone who looks just like Haato~!" anon felt rope around his wrists, and his eyes widened. This was so forward, so unexpected.

"So, you wanted to... to tie me up?" anon was blushing, surprised that Haachama was being so forward.

"Sure, something like that." Haachama was surprisingly skilled with rope, and within minutes anon was bound with his hands behind him, his legs lashed together. He stood there blushing as Haachama looked him up and down.

"Now then..." Haachama let out a wide grin as she exclaimed. "Time to hang Haato!" There was a blur of motion, and a noose was wrapped around anon's neck.

"Wait, wait, what is happening? Wha- gurkkkkk!" anon's throat was crushed as Haachama pulled on the other end of the rope, surprisingly able to lift anon into the air.

"Oh, my you are making such a lewd face. Are you actually a pervert?" Haachama giggled at anon as he struggled to breathe. Was Haachama really going to kill him?
LOVE ME HAACHAMA LOVE ME DAMN IT PLEASE LOVE ME I NEED YOUR LOVE I NEED YOUR AFFECTION I NEED YOUR ATTENTION MORE THAN ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, I LIVE, BREATHE, DRINK, THINK OF NOTHING BUT HAACHAMA AND HAACHAMA ONLY IN EVERY WAKING AND SLEEPING MOMENT IN Y LIFE, I KNWO YOU'RE /HERE/ SO LET ME MARRY YOU

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Using HPLC deserves rope

Fuck you're retarded if you think shizo refers to shizophrenia.Lurk more.

I crossfaded and listened to gura clips...
felt like a demonic visitation
do not recommend