/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Research 4

Thread question : What kind of money sinks besides gacha would you like to see added in the future? Casino? Tycoons?

>>22717828
Marriage certificates

>>22717828
I want to buy other players and shares in other players.

>>22717828
Head to head coinflips between two users that is taxed.

>>22714353

Would anyone be interested in a guide on how to run nasfaq on a VPS? Basically you'd be running your browser on a remote server rented from a VPS company. The costs of those are usually around 2.50-5 USD a month for what we need, and it's accessible from any device that can run a VNC client. This isn't a haaton sheet or a special bot, you'd be running the full normal nasfaq site on there.
I've been working on doing that for myself, and if there's enough interest then I could write up a guide.

>>22718853
>2.50-5 USD a month
im too poor for that sorry

>>22718853
I already know how to get that rolling and tried it out but perhaps someone else would benefit.

>>22718503
where's the music?

>>22718009
No.

>>22719597
I try to make it match whatever got the last post. Barring that, I look for something in the word cloud itself. Couldn't think of anything for either.

>>22719608
Yes!

>>22718503
>both mori$ and rushia$ showed up
smart fandead is too strong...

>>22719856
Make it Polka music because of all the clowns.

>>22720025
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22717828
pvp mahjong

>>22720417
no

>>22720417
Yes

>>22717828
yes i would like to play fish tycoon on nasfaq thank you

why the fuck is Suzie privating and republishing her videos? Is her account getting fucked by Susan Wojak or something?

>>22720378
You cannot stop me.

>>22720736
retard

>>22720736
Susan's seasonal bipolar disorder is flaring up. Can't decide if Sui-chan is a music channel or not.

>>22720748
I can and will!

>>22720827
no need to be mad, hoshiyomi

Like a botl from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 66.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 22,943,730, a 0.76% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 352,980. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,224,413 shares, or 9.7% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 46,573 shares, or 0.2% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 50):
>Zeta :: +6%
>Ollie :: +5.8%
>Reine :: +4.9%
>Luna :: +4.6%
>Botan :: +4.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 15):
>Aqua :: -6%
>Nana :: -3.8%
>Aki :: -3.5%
>Ui :: -2.9%
>Iroha :: -1.1%

1 coin (Lui) had a net 0% change in volume today.
32 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $191,742.22, which is an increase of 3.05% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $535,703,401,575.33, which is an increase of 5.14% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $23,348.58. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $61,595,286,129.54 in total market value, or 11.5% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $405,083,814.41 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 42):
>Noel :: +40.2%
>Hololive :: +32.1%
>Ina'nis :: +23.5%
>IRyS :: +21.5%
>Roboco :: +21.3%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 23):
>Iroha :: -27.3%
>Amelia :: -25.7%
>Botan :: -22.6%
>Choco :: -21.6%
>Zeta :: -14.4%

24 coins had a sub-4.5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $610,863,522, which is an increase of 203.46% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $598,478,015.18 today, an increase of 13.8% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 19):
>Aki :: +11.1%
>Suisei :: +4.4%
>Ina'nis :: +3.4%
>Polka :: +2.7%
>Ayamy :: +2.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>9 coins (Civia, Rushia, Coco, Baelz, Subaru, Kanata, Kanaeru, Matsuri, Watame) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Ui) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>7 coins (Marine, Nene, Sora, Pekora, Polka, Pochimaru, Chloe) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>48 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Botan :: $614.12 Up
>Aqua :: $514.97 Down
>Amelia :: $488.64 Up
>Gura :: $435.87 Up
>Hololive :: $399.46 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Ui :: $0.84 Down
>Pochimaru :: $3.31 Up
>Matsuri :: $3.34 Up
>Kovalskia :: $3.91 Down
>Nana :: $4.10 Down

Overall Average movement was $53.02 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $114.43 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$107.33 per hour.

Volume is getting so ridiculous that 1/3 to 1/2 of the coins are now moving at sub-1% each day. I may have to close the gap or eliminate the sub-1% metric. Let me know if you have any ideas on what you might like to see, if anything. I know that some of this stuff is really boring day-to-day, since most market movement is glacial in nature.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>22720894
Can it wait until tomorrow? I need my beauty sleep.

>>22721203
Sure it can, I'll see you tomorrow

How do I contact smart fandead?

>>22721857
Follow after me
n

>>22722045
i

>>22722084
g

>>22722124
g

>>22722157
b

>>22718853
Do it. I'm willing to do so at this point

>>22721005
Maybe it's time to make this weekly + monthly report. We got your spreadsheet for the dailies anyways if people actually wants to see it

>>22721005
Why does it feel like Mori shares are growing faster and faster when it really shouldn't be the case since we are still limited to x10? At 2.2M currently, yet if feels like the 2M mark happened not too long ago.

>>22723167
Mori's volume is really funny to me, the distance between Mori (highest volume coin) and Miko (second highest volume) is 1.3 million, she is on a completely different level of volume, you could destroy half of the Mori coins in the game and she'd still be first, no clue on how to answer your question, I'm not BBB, just wanted to point that out

>>22723167
Because Mori meta is actually real. Most players buy her every single day

test

>>22725960
test successful

>>22726094
Sir this is hololive territory, we dont take kind to your folk here.

>>22726316
You can't say that while posting Zombie Land Saga

>>22726316
What are you gonna do about it?

>>22723167
She just had a few red days in a row, so it's a bit distorted, but it's definitely a problem. And if Susan ever takes her fucking meds, Suisei will undoubtedly join Mori in that. Sora doesn't have the views to pull the wild swings that Mori does, but Suisei can. She's still not an EOP-friendly streamer, so her streams won't hit as hard as Mori's do when they get Susan'd, but she does concerts and karaokes regularly, and her music releases get a kafrillion views on day 1.

The music channel meta needs solved while it's still just Mori.

>>22727583
but...it's the only exciting thing that we have...killing this meta will make the market stale af. dont kill all the fun please

please watch my cute wife towa but never buy her
https://youtu.be/ukYXQjYZQe0

>>22728516
You're thinking about this all wrong. The holos themselves keep the market from going stale. The whole point of the game is to follow the holos and buy/sell according to their streams. Big events, VOD deletion, and other things like that should be enough to keep the game interesting. Although it does get a bit depressing when everybody has a large stack of every single coin, slashing of zeroes when honk?

>>22729120
that is true. it should be like that. but these
>Big events, VOD deletion, and other things
in our current state doesn't mean anything now. i literally just watch my oshi, no reps and just buy and never sell, have a huge tax investment and it never affects anything. also im more concerned on my brain chemicals going the happy route than balancing the game and my brain wants harsher reds/greens. i think 30k up/down should be a standard at this point.

>people talking last thread about how the current season is "stacked" because of one or two shows when next season has SAMIDARE, isekai ojisan and hataraku maou-sama
One of these is the biggest potential for anime of the decade even

Hello reset schizo here, reset when?

>>22729435
You're not wrong, selling isn't anywhere near as profitable as it used to be and neither is information gathering. I've got suggestions, but I see the faults in them and they've been argued for and against time and time again. Sadly, there doesn't seem to be much that can be done.
I don't see the 'Mori meta' as interesting, not at all.

Can someone tell me why roboco is a 22k coin? The total views on her last vod is less than her price right now.

>>22729872
ah let me just reiterate my stand about the mori meta, i dont like it. i will never defend it because its honestly stupid. but it's the only thing that we have to a market variable aint that sad that people cares to play around with. I am 100% ok with killing the music channel meta as long as we "replace" it with something exciting that makes me do some reps again like a 100k up/down.

>>22729816
Reset would actually be WORSE than usual right now, because the music meta would ensure that everyone invests in the same 3 coins.
You HAVE to solve the music channel meta before you can make any other big changes, or the big change has to be one that invalidates or suppresses the music channel meta.

>>22730381
Yeah, what was that one suggestion that fixed the Mori meta by making mamacoins way better than everything else?
I feel like that would fix literally everything and have no downsides whatsoever. Like, objectively the best possible move.
We should totally do that.

>>22731669
?????? music meta does nothing for trading or wallet inflation, it's almost entirely a div play, if we reset tomorrow buying mori/suisei any time other than friday would be retarded having said that, without the big money to pump them up so they just flatline every other day they might start to brap up again too

-=-=- <01> -=-=-

Welcome to the first edition of Helpful Advice Guru: Tips, Information and Trading Secrets! Hopefully some of the following will help you improve your trading, and make you climb in that sweet, sweet Trading Report (>>22651258).

These past few weeks the market has seen a recession causing many traders to miss on some opportunities later in the week due to insufficient liquid. Are you too running out of liquid, Anon? Allow me to introduce you to some secret technique from real life: it goes by the name of "Dollar-Cost Averaging", though you may as well call it "Thinking More Than 24 Hours Ahead".
Then main idea here is dividing your dividends by 7 and striving to spend no more than that amount each day. If you set a specific amount of liquid to be spent each day, you're never going to run out of liquid. Sounds too stupid? That's cause it is! I won't blame you if you find it hard to believe me, I wouldn't believe myself either. Maybe you'll like it more if I give you a serious looking webpage saying the same thing using fancier words https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dollarcostaveraging.asp
And to think such a simple thing can have such a huge effect... This technique has been at the core of my trading strategy since the very beginning. I'm sure you'll find some use for it too. For more advanced traders, you would do well to remember that you need not spend all the allotted money each day: you should just carry it over to the next day.
Now, a quick FAQ:
>Wouldn't I be missing on some deals if I did that?
Yes, you would.
>Wait- Why would I do it then?
Because you're lazy and cannot predict the future: there may be an even better deal tomorrow. Statistically you'll end up doing better. "Time in the market beats timing the market" or something like that.
>Should I do the same for the cycles in each day?
No. Short answer: Not all cycles are created equal.
>Post your wallet?
What? You don't trust anonymous walls of text, Anon? NGMI in a thousand years.

And with that, our first piece of advice concludes. I hope you found it useful. Keep in tune for the next issue of Helpful Advice Guru: Tips, Information and Trading Secrets! Due for publication whenever I feel like it.

None of this is financial advice, some of it is FUD, and all of it was revealed to me in a dream.

>>22733970
seggs?

>>22733970
>Then main idea here is dividing your dividends by 7 and striving to spend no more than that amount each day
... people don't already do this?

>>22734128
made for
>>22734213
You'd be surprised

>>22734213
I make so little in divvies that dividing it by 7 would give me under 100K per day. I just buy coins at values near the floor and flip it for profit or hold it for divvy day.

>>22734213
I only get around 23m in divvies, dividing it by 7 will only give me around 3.8m, I spend that much in 20 cycles

>>22734355
At your net worth, you can get enough money for whatever you want to do by selling a couple coins, but as you see your assets increase you'll start to find it harder to raise funds in a red day. It is probably too early for you yet, but you may find it useful in the future, so try to remember it, Anon.
>>22734500
Back when I made around that much in divvies, I'd just trade for the first 20 cycles after adjustments and then I'd set my trades to something that netted zero for the rest of the day. Maybe I'd trade for a few more cycles if I was certain I was to sell those coins by the end of the day. Also, you may be spending too much as well, beware of excessive multicoin!

>>22733970
In addition to what Botanposter said here, I would keep in mind that some days are more prone to red/greens so allocate accordingly. Wednesdays (and tues/thurs) are typically red so try to allocate more funding for then. Weekends and Mondays are more likely to be green or crab so spend less money then. Remember in a non-deflation meta coins are usually overbought on Fridays so sell after divs hit!

Since people seem to be paying attention: Does anyone actually care for English dub audio for Konosuba S2 this weekend? I do already have it, but it'd take extra work that I won't bother to do if nobody wants it.
Both clowns that made both releases I checked didn't fucking sync it properly. If they were a frame or less off with DTS-HD/TrueHD audio I'd understand (not many with the tools to edit them, and you're limited in how much you can adjust sync because of their own "frame" sizes) but one encoded to FLAC from the BD. Fucking line them up in Audacity and insert silence, sync to the OP. You've no excuse not to get sample-perfect sync, you wanker, it took ~10 seconds to actually line up. The other threw the dub CR audio in a separate folder without checking shit...
t. frame perfect sync with frankenstein encodes in ye olde days feat. JP video, one track DTS-HD JP audio sourced from an RU BD, one dub track Dolby TrueHD from an EN BD

>>22735912
>English dub
no thanks

>>22735989
I figured, just checking. Thanks.

>>22735912
>English dub

Hello, Mystery Heimin here (as I guess I'll let myself be called)! I just wanted to post about my personal milestone of reaching 500k networth(is that what we call it?) I know it's rather small, but I am a bit proud of it anyway. I started this with no expectations, so even getting to 500k makes me happy. I've also grown to rather enjoy the threads, and am glad that I decided to post that one fateful day. I might buy an auction pass now so I can siphon richfag money from the free collectibles I acquired.
Here's hoping to even more success in the future!
I waited all day until I was over 500k...

>>22737923
Congratulations!! Keep up the grind!

>>22737923
Congratulations Heimin!

>>22737898
>>22736014
>just checking
If we were watching something with a decent dub like Cowboy Bebop or SpaceDandy I wouldn't even ask and you'd get the dub anyways.

Susan you bitch make up your mind.

>>22738735
cowboy bebop's dub wasn't decent

>>22737923
Omedetou, good luck on your future goals

>>22738987
If your answer to "name a decent dub" is "none" then I understand. Might be rose colored glasses, uh, earbuds, was one of the first anime I watched.

>>22737923
Did you join pre or post anniversary dollar bills? That's easily +$100m networth.

night, /nasfaq/!

Is Mikofag intentionally crabbing his wallet to stay at #35? Dangerously based.

>>22738960
Someone's doing this on purpose at this point.

Anyone has a peko bill duplicate?

Imagine being THE worst pink haired v-tuber.
You had all the buffs

>>22737970
>>22738212
>>22739083
Thank you all very much! I really appreciate it, truly.
>>22739111
Pre! I am debating whether or not I want to get any more personal goals before auctioning for ez cash, though. On one hand, ez money. On the other, the sense of accomplishment...!

>>22740365
You'll get more than anyone outside of the Top 100 earns in divs. If you decide to do it, make it Saturday morning so you can feasibly spend it.

>>22740365
Thank you for documenting your journey here, it's lovely to see a new player be so enthusiastic about the game, especially one that plays Mahjong!
I recommend that you first reach $1m net worth before you skip milestones, since it's such a big one. Good luck to you, I'll be rooting for you from up here. Ganbare!

>>22734213
I just buy red sell green and pray my divvies last the week

>>22739308
Yeah being koyori must suck

>>22739111
>Name a decent dub
Cromartie Highscho

>>22739308
Agreed, Nyanners really is a piece of shit

>>22739308
God I hate Mori, she is a no talent, no effort lazy alcoholic bum.

God I hate Ayame, she is a no talent, no effort lazy sex-addicted whore.

>>22740578
Boy that is a lot.
>>22740749
Yeah that was what I was leaning towards. I'm happy to talk about it and it seemed like anons were happy to listen so I kinda ended up documenting my journey as you said. It's been pretty fun.
mahjong tanoshii

>>22741179
She is my whore, once I drug her and fucked her for hours she can't think anything than my dick.
Currently she is sucking the last drops of my sperm, and in a moment we will be going for round 12

>>22733970

>>22741189
please talk as much as you want, anything to stave off the gayposting and RP these threads keep devolving into.

>>22742366

>>22739283
post wallet and i might put one up for auction

obligatory nigger post

>>22740365
>personal goals vs ez money
go for goals all the way. auction money feels hollow. believe me. it's all about your personally accomplishing your goals, not getting boosted.

>>22717828
holonations

>>22744905
would be funny if holonations/risk did indeed get added to the game. btfo vtwbg

>>22745054
>btfo
>implying we wouldn't just work it into the lores and run with it
We actually discussed whether the oshicoins should represent currency value, chuubanite power, or something else.

>>22745054
>>22745970
nasfaq holonations is secretly the dark hand manipulating all of the holo territories, much like a certain (((people))) we're often compared to

>>22733970
>T.I.T.S.
>Posts tits
You guys are alright sometimes.

Good morning nasfaq!

>>22717828
blackjack poker and hookers

>>22717828
buffs. i can buy stuff to inflate my networth. like i can trade in my hats/trash items to boost certain coins artificially.

>>22718853
You know what would be even better? a server-side trader, but until or if honkler ever adds it this could be a nice alternative to whoever is interested and can afford it please honk I need a server-side trader

>>22747105
stop begging for a server side trader. honk will never add it because he uses us to mine crypto

You know at one point I considered joining you guys game and trying to have the most of my oshi. Then I looked at the market valuation and realised my oshi is 10% of the market by herself. What the fuck?

>>22717828
I maintain that NASFAQ Kart should still be a thing. Mostly completely harmless stuff like swapping colors or making every icon Towa. I understand it might be difficult to do, but that's the hill I've chosen to die on.

>>22747165
deadbeat....

>>22747165
The rich just get richer deadbeat, you're not gonna climb. Just do like me a buy mori whenever your dividends drop.

>>22747251
reading comprehension-chama...

ohhhh i need to shit

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 15)
>Pekora :: $6,834.21
>Marine :: $6,398.06
>Moona :: $3,517.37

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 50)
>Aqua :: -$31,863.06
>Ayame :: -$13,575.97
>Calliope :: -$12,951.60

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,494.61
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,856.61
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,799.98

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and try not to burn through all of your liquid in one day. It's still Tuesday.

i love red days bros

>>22748202
it's all we get anymore

what the fuck is this adjustment

>>22748291
bogration

ideal

how do i escape from this

>>22748705
avarice

>>22748729
false

towa

>>22748705

>>22748705
oooh cute retarded bibi

is this how a market roping looks like?

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

>>22749000
Nice numbers.

Let's play a game... 6 letter word.
Only 1 letter per anon reply, no guessing the whole word!

Before and after Rushia

>>22749187
No guessing the whole word*

>>22749187
a

>>22749187
E

>>22749187
I

>>22749187
o

>>22749187
n

>>22749367
>>22749350
>>22749281
>>22749266
>>22749264

>>22749413
g

>>22749442

>>22749478
y

>>22749478
z

>>22749478
l

>>22749478
that's not how you spell nigger you fucking retard

>>22749478
b

nasfags you told me Mori was easy mode and now I'm broke, what the fuck?

>>22749550
>>22749525
>>22749500
Good job anons you did it!!!

>>22749625
Buy more Mori

>>22749651
I literally cannot buy any more Mori.

>>22749686
skill issue

>Honk got tired of everyone buying Mori
>Crashed the market to force everyone to stop buying due to sheer red.

I'm a newfag, I'd like to know, what is it about Moricoin that makes her such a dramatic presence in the stock market?

>>22749808
her consistency to swing hard on both directions + good dividends. essentially a good coin whatever playstyle you have

>>22749737
I'm tired I'm tired I'm fucking tired of trying to weather this series of [MV] Red - Calliope Mori #HololiveEnglish #HoloMyth

>>22749861
Ah, a reflection of the squatting effect, I see. Makes sense.

>>22749808
She's just a better oshi than every other Holo, and therefore the most valuable coin.
As we all know, the value of a nasfaq coin directly correlated to how good a Holo is, objectively speaking.

i firmly believe that honk secretly re-enabled >>22749908
sorry i lied. this is the real reason why people buy moririn kawaiiope
>>22749911

>>22749911
Based deadbeat.

>>22749808
The Youtube API is retarded, so it will semi-arbitrarily deny her views, but add them in the next day. This results in a fairly routine cycle of her dipping low and then rising high due to getting no views for 1+ days, then 2+ days' worth of views the next. With how dividends work (and the fact that she actually DOES do decent in the views market thanks to music streams counting as views for her), she routinely is one of the top 5 dividend performers, with only Hololive consistently beating her out.
This makes Mori the ultimate coin in most categories. You can profit off of trading her reliably, you can hold her for dividends, and people will always buy her so even if you do nothing you're still increasing your networth via inflation. The only thing she's not great for is oshicoining, which is because oshicoining is best done on a low-profile coin where you can control a significant market share yourself.

>>22749955
>re-enabled
bogration. mori killed my braincells

>>22750013
Well anon, you know what they say, you can't choose who you oshicoin.
brb gonna spend millions in dividends on Mori.

there are people in this thread that post to not buy towa but are actively buying towa

>>22750091
yeah, me.

>>22750091
ye-yeah. im definitely not buying towa x10 right now

>>22750091
I buy Towa because she's my oshi. You're not allowed to buy Towa because she's a shitcoin.

>>22750091

Wait, there is more than one Towa fan here?

>>22750198
everyone masks their love for towa with shitposting against her. everyones a towa fan

>>22750198
All me.

Deadbeats paying honk to manipulate their oshi price so they can farm money from her and pump more into her

>>22750198
There are atleast 4 Towa fags in this thread actively.

>>22750198
oooh towa.

I'm buying towa.

>>22750198
I have unironically been spreading FUD against towa since last year to make sure her price stays low and I can keep hoarding her for myself.

Deadbeats paying honk to manipulate their oshi price so they can farm money from her and pump more into her

wrong sound file kek

>>22750353
Tower aren’t you supposed to be in the military right now

Towa Towa towa Towa Towa towa towa Towa towa towa Towa towa towa Towa Towa Towa

>>22750370
They gave me access to my phone now.

>>22750366
It still slapped

towa is the most important vtuber

>>22734213
Balls deep 10x into any red and whenever I feel liquid is fading I just sell more Calli per Cycle.

>>22750437
towa is the most pregnant vtuber
FTFY

would anyone be interested in buying my irys cosplay pics

>>22750460
fuck off retard

>>22750427
do a super chat right now

>>22750467
with nasfaq money? sure. real money? off yourself

>>22750519
nasfaq money

>>22750467
Are you hot?

>>22750460

>Market Averages are coming down.
Exqueseme?

>>22750526
how much?

>>22750527
no

>>22750553
overbought on every coin like mori

>>22750460

>>22750566
$150 million for each pic

>>22750538
>>22750600
Never have I seen a preggo Holo image that looked good

>>22750622
I have 1 million. Can you give me a friend price?

>>22739211
I claim to do whenever it fits, I had a hard time during mass suicides in the top 20 because I found myself at 27 suddenly, 10xing mikochi fixed that. 10xing mikochi fixes all of my problems. It just routinely gets ruined by deadbets doing jumping jacks on the leaderboard thanks to their meme coin being fluid

>>22750646
how about only feet

>>22750641
it’s because most are photoshopped or done by a shit artist which is to be expected for a shitty fetish

>>22750699
>fetish

>>22750622
I hope you at least have some good fucking thighs and ass that you price yourself that big

>>22750622
150 million and you're not even hot? I could probably shitpost here until someone possibly a fandead post themselves cosplaying rushia

>>22750641

Please be fucking bait. No one would actually prostitute their ugly femboy asshole for virtual money.

>>22750622
100m take it or leave it

>>22750800
is it really surprising when a “cosplay thread” yesterday just turned into dudes masturbating to normal traps/femboys

>>22750687
For 1M? Deal.

>>22750891
sure let me just wait until mori pumps a bit so I can buy the auction license

>>22749808
mori oshi = easy mode

>>22750917
The femboy saga started over a week ago, and it's still ongoing.

What the fuck is a femboy saga

>>22751244
Google Smithy Femboy Saga and click the first youtube link

>>22750979
I will buy it for 150, but I need proof first
Send it to [造] Miyatsuko-Priestess Treasury

>>22751302

>>22751220
me on the right

>>22751302
You are gonna share it with the rest of the class afterwards right takobro?

>>22750979
anon I'm a bussiness man I need proof I'll get the photos first and that it's actually you
>>22751302
fuck off I was first

Now someone should post a bait picture and make the thread start to be interesting

>>22751487
Give me a burner email and on the pics I'll send I'll hold up a timestamped card.

>>22751302
>Another one to the harem
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>22751575
is buying whores really considered adding to a supposed harem

haha funny devil number clap clap

>>22751654
nice peko

Please make sure to buy more Towa!

Aaaaaand this thread goes to the trash can

>>22751654
bery proud!

>>22751702
>[Deleted]

>>22751702
I knew kenzokus all looked like twinks

quick reverse image search says its from reddit. go kill yourself tranny wannabe.

>>22751702
What the f


Already saved to the 4chan archive folder

>>22751654
Is this the Twap cycle?

>>22751570
pics at hptreasury dot com

>>22751972
remember to share

>>22751972
sending my hairy cock and balls to priestess...

Wow guys alot of indepth game discussion huh.
>>22744905
Tell me more about this holonations idea.

>>22751936
its called harem running a script in his retirement to permanently buy towa 10x regardless of price

>>22752035
I REFUSE TO TAKE THE PILLS

I REFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE

>>22751972
why are you like this?

I wake up after a couple hours of sleep and people are trading femboy pics? What the fuck you guys

>>22752983
The value of money is dropping so far due to inflation that femboy pics are better

>>22753119
I see. Perhaps I should invest before I go bankrupt

zhonk, nasfaq femboy nfts when?

>>22753119
Uooooooh I'm investinngggggggg

>>22753217
Avarice

>>22754108
No, Avarice doesn't have enough coins in his wallet to crab like that

"real oshiboard" has been updated.

add an item award for the anniversary event items; value is based on the number each bill had on it. the nene coin's value being the sum of each bill used to craft the item.

the leaderboard no longer counts awards, items, hats and phantom choco items.

changed the time the sheet auto updates to an hour earlier due it timing out.

>>22754497
why am I not on the list?

>>22754657
because you do not exist.

I may have overslept.

>>22750013
>people will always buy her so even if you do nothing you're still increasing your networth via inflation
Except she doesn't inflate at all because the bog-machine deemed it so. Money you tie up in Mori is money that explicitly won't inflate or inflates at such an astronomically low rate, that vs. other inflation coins, it might as well be 0%.
One of the deadbeats can probably explain it better, and I bet Tri has hard numbers on how having >50% of his net-worth tied up in pre-Bretton-Woods-coin is limiting his portfolio growth. One then has to decide if consistent 10%+ dividends outweighs minimal to no inflation. There are only two coins that get anywhere close to inflating 10%+/week, and that's Civia/Rushia. They also pay 0% in dividends. Tomato, tomatoe.
Also See: Sora
Future Also See: Suisei
everything else was on the money
>>22750917
>>22751220
A month ago I was complaining about the cosplay thread becoming a kigurumi thread. Slippery slope.
>>22751698
Omedetou

>>22754497
>the leaderboard no longer counts awards, items, hats and phantom choco items.
You cucked me you stinky treerat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with all these hats?!

>>22752983
>>22754832
Go back to sleep, thread's gay.

>>22755096
I'm going to send priestess a picture of my cock first.

>>22755096
No, I am going to watch anime and pretend that the homoeroticism in this thread doesn't exist

>>22755374
What if he will want more?

>>22755464
Based. I'm going to try and wrangle 3+ years of scatterbrained file structure and find some old BDMV I ripped and never watched.

>>22755701
Nice, best of luck to you

>>22755701

>>22755969

>>22751702
>0 results on reverse search
isreal... based

>>22756362
anon, your search reps https://twitter.com/Natsuki_norausa/status/1229000887084843008

>>22756391
that's not the same image, though?

>>22756059

>>22756560
No, no it isn't. Nobody should be allowed to post online for the first hour after they wake up.

>>22756771
which means isreal...

>>22757157
Read the thread you dunce. It's a r*ddit repost

>>22750553
BRING BAck THE INFLATION DEVS I HATE THE BOGRATION

>>22757298
that's the false flag, it's actually oc.

>>22721203
Ready when you are

>>22757736
At work stuck phoneposting, purease undastand onegai.

>>22758209
Understood!

>>22754497
Where do these numbers come from? I don't wanna get inside the cunniboard

>>22758873
>not wanting cunny
ok now THAT'S gay

>>22758873
You lucky bastard, I'm stuck on the boobaboard. Can we trade places?

>>22721203
>beauty sleep
gay

>>22758873
>apple sauce on petite board
interesting

>>22759413
>interesting
Is it though?

IS THE FEMBOY REAL OR NOT?

>>22758873
>I'm not even on this board
what the fuck

>>22759611
Fake. He was bara.

>>22759611
I don't know, anyways if you are reading this send the goods here >>22751972

I wish I was on the cunny board but I bet I'm on medium again
>not on any board

what is the update on this ship?

>>22762258
Wrecked

Damn, some coins fucking DROPPED. Thankfully none that I had bought except Towa... I should've listened.
What's even the cause of that anyway? Just correction for overvalued coins?

>>22696823
Why not stop buying MORI$ x10 all the time then? It's not like you were always ahead of Cypher and at this point is not about skill you both have the money to keep buying forever, so it really doesn't matter, it isn't a real challenge or competition.
Someone once told me that the most important thing in this game is to make your own fun when I wanted to focus on making the best plays and was being told off since it wouldn't be sustainable at higher ranks, and I fully agree, you have people like BBB oshicoining blondes, that one anon that said he would start to oshicoin all the holo birds, people like H-san who just do gacha, others don't care about leaderboard climbing and just look at the trading section of the returns report, Jester in the past who only held POLKA$ and sold everything else at dividends (or at least that's what I understood from when I read the archives in the past), if you enjoy being a competitive player then why not just do that? There had been many times in the past where I didn't fully empty out my liquid for dividends because I just wanted to make optimal plays and crunch numbers, that's what I enjoyed, so I did that.
That aside, good luck with touching grass, hopefully everything goes well!
>>22733970
This is a very good idea! I have to say I'm surprised, isn't this just common sense? Having a spending target per day helps you with optimizing a lot, I'd like to think that most of the players already do this. But you said something that bothers me:
>and cannot predict the future
While this is true, there is a lot of information from last week that will carry over and help you during the next one! On a smaller scale and short-term, why does everyone know to sell HOLO$ on Monday and buy during Tuesday? Well, pretty simple, hologra views affect Monday's adjustment, and then it crashes during Tuesday! What if you applied this same concept to a big event during the week?
Everyone should know that the biggest event for the market last week was SUISEI$ becoming a music channel, earning her ~22M views, so everyone should also know to hold enough liquid for the 21st (Thursday) for when those 22M views rotate out of the weekly views, and she goes on a massive discount, same thing goes for AQUA$! She had a massive rise in views thanks to the Apex tournament, you should already know that she's going to drop when those rotate out too! Thankfully that happens early on the week so most of you careless anons who don't look at this will be able to profit!
You can keep applying this idea to all big events that happen in a week and suddenly, the future isn't so unpredictable anymore! You can now have better limits on your spending knowing that huge discounts on certain coins are sure to come.
>>22737923
Congratulations!!
>>22721857
Hello!

>>22762258
I believe sex, kissing, then marriage and then comes a baby in a baby carriage.

>>22762258
>>22751302
>>22751487
They're competing for femboy pictures, they're so cute together!

>>22762336
wrecked ur mom last night

>>22762346
Weekly subscribers tick ran out on top of no stream and probably me afk 10xing her causing overbought to be even funnier.

>>22762258

>>22762472
What the fuck

>>22762490

>>22762346
>What's even the cause of that anyway
The Twap cycle

>>22762538
>>22762490
>>22762472
>>22762461
>>22762395
>>22762258
Disgusting

>>22762484
>weekly subscribers tiick
shit, that's a thing? Oops. How much usually affects a coin?
>>22762582
>Twap cycle
Eh? Explain the Twap cycle to me.

>>22762703
Depends, Towa's a new 1million subscriber channel so weekly subticks are 10k which account for a lot and she hasn't had many. Just know they matter, numbers are something you can work out on your own if you wish.
There's no "Twap Cycle", it's just a little shitposting, especially when compared to more real cycles like Mori and Sora, and whatever the hell Suisei's been doing, I haven't been following it.

>>22762472
oh... maybe I do like big boobs after all...

>>22762800
>There's no "Twap Cycle", it's just a little shitposting
It will be real. Towa is only missing the music channel icon.

>>22762847
>inb4 kenzoku cope about how she can't be a music channel

>>22762800
Though I guess you could consider her tournament arcs which buff her numbers as the "Twap Cycle" but it's not near frequent enough for that to be a thing. Still terrible timing for that tournament to happen on those days.
>>22762847
Maybe when she makes another EP or Album, I don't see it happening yet at all, and Towa isn't even likely aware of existence. It'll depend on Suisei saying something to her, and Watame is way more likely to happen before then.

>>22762847
Watame is next, Towa would have to make more than 2 good songs first.

Yep... Nasfaq gfs... So cool... But where's mine...?

>>22762951
Sometimes it just doesn't work out anon, sorry

more like watashit

>>22763015
を繰り返す?

>>22762800
Naruhodo, thanks. That probably explains why coins I thought would incline instead don't move at all or drop, leaving me confused and feeling dumb.
>it's just a little shitposting
So is it another form of "don't buy Towa"?

>>22762938
>Towa would have to make more than 2 good songs first.
All of Towa's songs are better than anything Watame has put out. Quality over quantity. Furthermore, Towa hasn't sung with Mori, therefore Towa is better.

>>22763102
>Is it another form of "don't buy Towa"
No, it is the "buy Towa".

>>22763104
>Towa hasn't sung with Mori, therefore Towa is better.
You got me there.

>>22762391
Hi smart Fandead, thank you for all the effortposts you've been making. If it isn't too much trouble, would you mind reviewing my friend's wallet? He's been meaning to ask you about it for a little while, but I think he's asleep right now.

>>22763168
>Don't buy Towa
>Buy Towa
nasfaq make up your mind

>>22763102
Yeah, weekly stuff throws people off near the start, don't mind it.
And yes(?), there's an anon or two trying to motivate people to buy Towa now instead of the past year or so where people said not to buy Towa. Is up to you on how you spend your money.
>>22763104
Please don't shitpost with my oshi. Towa loves Yonkisei even if they refuse to talk or collab with each other. Please just stream together...

>>22763104
>Towa hasn't sung with Mori,
Yet.

>>22763102
don't buy towa is actually a way to keep you from making money, if you look at the top 2 players they both have around 20k towa, this is not a coincidence, you should buy towa

remind this, if you want to become a good trader you should always buy towa, 24/7

>>22763234
>Please just stream together...
Haha... maybe one day...
Yonkisei love... even though they never stream together... or talk...

>>22763263
Towa will never sing with Mori.

>>22762990
What do I need to get one... I don't want rope I just want a fellow trader...

>>22763330
anon, that's kenzocope. She suffered through Overwatch with the brapmeister, it's only a matter of time.

>>22763330
Screenshotted and primed for a grudgepost in a couple months.
Hey maybe you'll like it!

>>22763347
I don't know friend, sorry. Talking would probably help?

>>22763378
>>22763384
Not if I have anything to say about it.

>>22763307
It's only a matter of time, surely.
I expect a singular collab in June/July and then maybe a mario kart in December...

>>22763417
Don't worry watame, I've heard through the grapevines that you have another song with her coming.

>>22763280
>this is not a coincidence, you should buy towa
Yeah but I'm a heimin and I hear the kenzoku around here lust for those. You sure buying Towa won't make them try and do anything untoward?

>>22763445
Based Watame. Taking the Mori bullet for Towa so Towa doesn't have to sing with Mori.

>>22763510

>>22763420
>he's expecting collabs
You're more optimistic than I am. Gen4 really did collect themselves around Coco, without her around...
I love Yonkisei but they're all a bunch of dorks, is mostly what I'm trying to say.

>>22763510
You know I can protect you from grooming kenzokus, mystery heimin

>>22762461
>couple competing for femboy pictures
dare I say, based? they indeed are cute together

>>22763690
But you are worse than the kenzoku.

>>22763510
>kenzokus are now lusting for those who buy Towa
Damn, things have really changed.

>>22763775
yes he is, don't let him lure you into his harem

>>22763668
I don't really "expect" them, they're just the only likely occurrences/times for them to collab considering they never talk to each other, and those times give them something to talk/reason to interact.
Yonkisei is the only reason why I stick around, nearly gave this hobby up last year with Coco.

/nasfaq/? More like, /nasfag/

>>22763862
If only these fags were as interested as they fucking eachother in their trades

>>22763654
Back! Back ye!
>>22763690
>choice between grooming kenzoku or grooming tako
Is not getting groomed an option?
>>22763807
I don't know, I was just asking a question. I'm still more or less a newfag here.
>>22763822
Yeah, true. Losing Coco really hurt. I fucking miss that bitch. I really hope they do something for the anniversary at the very least.
>>22763986
To be fair this initially started with me asking some trade related questions.

>>22762258
if pisstress is after spaghet now then can I mating press brat

>>22764051
Dont fight it. Just embrace it.

>>22764222
Absolutely not, hands off my pet rrat

>>22764390
Geez, how come honk let you have 2 nasfaq gfs?

Sometimes I look at this thread and wonder what the fuck is going on

>>22764390
I will mating press brat with your permission or not

>>22764390
look at these pent up squishies, you know, I could help you with that...

>>22764051
>I don't know
Well, you see, back in mah days Kenzokus could kill you for buying Towa. I'm actually pretty lucky for surviving those times. So I'd say you're growing up in a much safer environment, than I did.

>>22764429
There's only so much talk about trading you can do, presumably, and this thread is ultra gay so this is the result. I'm guessing.
I try not to participate but I'm pretty gay myself and like attention so it's a struggle.

>>22763510
Don't listen to those guys, I will protect you so long as you play Mahjong with us

>>22764503
>Kenzokus could kill you for buying Towa
Were the olden threads like the wild west? Sounds dangerous...

>>22764600
>wild west
humu humu, we're much more civilized now, we don't have new dickpics every thread anymore

>>22764653
It was arguably better than the current meta

>>22764526
Trading is gay in the first place so I'm not surprised.
but trying to keep up with all the conversation is making my tako head go [look image]