/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2265000
Checked and also true

>enter chat
>"what is she saying?"
>I don't actually care.

>>2265000
>Enter Stream
>Akasupa
>No message
>If the chubba reacts asking why there's no message drop a second one
>Leave the stream
>Don't even subscribe

>open chat
>"Please say bruh"

>open stream
>see English comments
>tell them to speak Japanese

>>2265259
"come to brazil!"

>open chat
>type "Please speak English."
>she does it

>>2265324
look at that jawline, this guy fucks!

>enter stream
>send supa saying I heard a man in the background
>record their reaction when they panic and turn around
>upload clip titled PROOF X HAS A BOYFRIEND and earn thousands

>"why do you watch japanese vtubers when you cant understand them?"
>They sound cute

>>2265000
>enter YouTube chat room on the live stream
>5$ aka
>please say "we live ina society"
>close stream

>open stream
>type "[EN] cute dragon noises"
>close stream

>enter stream
>hide chat
>pretend that my oshi is streaming for me and only me
>close stream after 15 minutes because I don't understand anything she's saying

>enter stream
>don't comment, subscribe, leave a supa, like, etc
>leave

>lol that thing that happened in your stream is just like (other streamer)!!!

>open stream
>$500 superchat saying "great stream"
>close stream

>some guy comes into the stream saying "GO TO SLEEP"
>tell him that the streamer is a grown woman and she can do whatever she wants
>she says "thanks for the advice, I will go to sleep"

>enter ame's stream
>she's reading superchat
>"hey ame gura's stream is starting you should end your stream"
>closes stream
>go to gura's stream
>"hey gura can you believe ame's overlapping with your stream? did something happen between you guys?"
>close stream

>>2265809
>Cute japanese indie is live
>put the stream on background
>continue whatever I was doing

>>2265324
>JOP
that is JSL stupid

>type in only english comment in sea of japanese
>she begins using all the words from it and speaking in english enthusiastically

>Enter pre-chat
>Greet everyone by name and talk for hours
>When stream is about to start write: "see you next time!" and close stream

>make aggressive sexual comments in threads on /vt/
>she reads and provides a (you) to all of them and will comment on them when she is streaming later

>>2265233
I do this unironically but I don't leave and I'm suscribed

>Member to my oshi since day 1
>No catchphrase to thanks the memberships then
>Make a new youtube acc every month
>Member to hear her say her cute phrase
>Keep the membership in day 1 running because I don't want to lose the streak

>why yes. i only listen to hololive's idol songs, what gave it away?

>Enter Apex stream
>Mute sound
>Open chat
>"@guramelovrr the spitfire has been OP lately actually, that's not what's holding her back"
>"@porkavirus controller is broken, most pros teams actively try to recruit controller players, she'd do way worse with m&k"
>"@humblesimp2004 I wouldn't call gold rank good, it's literally free, anyone who plays a bit should at least be mid-plat without tryharding too much, and high diamond with her playtime"

>>2271664
This one got me

>Enter stream
>Red supa
>"Use this to buy a huge cake and eat it alone"

>>2271768
who?

>>2265000
Anon, I have seen multiple girls note how incredibly weird it is that westerners go straight to marriage proposals. But if you feel good about it and the girl makes money from it with no harm done, go for it.

>>2265324
Steve merchant

>enter stream
>$2 akasupa
>hey my child just recently passed away from leukemia but your stream makes me feel better