/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

I want to paizuri Moririn while she's embarrassed

I hope Mori and Gura do not hate each other.

Mori you bitch... you need corrections...

Reminder that Gura lives and breaths for roasting Mori, she's just gotten better at it lately.

森りん頑張って!!

I know it's already 4 am for her, but I hope Mori had a blessed Easter

>>22640504
I live for Gura giving Mori a good reality check every once in a while.

>>22640528
mori is a satanist

>>22640410
Probably would have been better to leave out the second part of the title on this particular thread...but ready for totally Fall Guys stream discussion!

>>22640483
You're in luck!
https://youtu.be/vyYxXwJqUvo?t=5534

They need to start bringing in guests for CHADcast

>>22640568
so she needs Jesus more than anyone

>>22640528
She's gonna have a nice big family dinner next week!

>>22640483
They are the kind of friends who can insult each other with no repercussions

>>22640570
Is this anime worth watching or should I watch the spy x family one

>>22640570
We don't really discuss the extended universe anymore, that part needs to go for good, desu

>>22640623
women are unironically incapable of that

>>22640639
Good thing they are bros then.

>>22640585
I would say one or two more before that, it is getting to the point guests like Mumei, Fauna, or even one of the JPs could be nice.

>>22640483
Lol

>>22640635
My snake wife streams at 9 am, if we weren't in overlap hell in regards to that I'd be pushing her more

>>22640631
They're both worth watching at some point, but nothing to clear a schedule for

I still don't understand what this is supposed to mean. She said it would make sense after the birthday live but all that was revealed was the UMG signing. Is it her corporate persona? Is it Suisei? Is it going to be revealed in a future MV or maybe on the Shinigami Note EP? I have no idea

>>22640795
there are two moris inside of you
one is a cracker
other is a wigger

>>22640830
Lol

>>22640830
>there are two moris inside of you
>one can't keep a promise
>other can't either

>>22640830
Double teamed by futa Calli and Mori...

>>22640795
I forgot what the was even supposed to be for. Was it the back cover of the vinyl or was that another image?

Threadshitters not doing a great job of not outing themselves by immediately trying their shit out on global today

>>22640631
>should I watch the spy x family one
I vote for Spy x Family. No harm in watching the first episode to see whether you like it. I personally love it so far.

>>22640635
>we
rumao
>that part needs to go for good, desu
Nope

Is IRyS going to be at Mori's place for CHaDcast? Seems like something they could easily do and it would allow IRyS to stay over

>>22640635
t. deadbeat who's been making the OPs without it for the past few weeks

>>22640968
Yeah I doubt they care at this point

>>22641026
Yeah, I wasn't saying get rid of it for good, but considering how last thread ended, it might invite shitposting

WHAT IF GURALIVE WANTS TO DESTROY MORI'S ASS

>>22641078
I think so, I wonder if IRyS's pin pon is what's going to wake our boy up today

>>22641121
I did it specifically to mess with the schizo.

>>22641121
youre a fag

>>22641078
I thought that would make the most sense, but they didn’t specify sleepover so who knows.

>>22641121
You're thinking too hard anon. Just relax.

>>22639947
>>22639995
Gura and Mori will meet up for their three-day lesbian sex marathon which will be capped off with Gura tying Mori up and verbally abusing her out of jealousy over her success. Afterwards, Gura's physical abuse which at first was the height of pleasure for her, now reinforces in Mori's mind how much of a tool she is for the pleasure of others. Afterward, while she's crying on the bed, she leaves for home, and never speaks with Mori again, any communication between them being handled by management, and they never acknowledge each other on stream.

>>22641121
Why are you putting you were the one that made that post? Because I did

Why is it that whenever Mori fucks up or does something controversial the OP image includes Gura?

You will take a few deep breaths of fresh air, you will clear your head of any bad thoughts, you will think of all the good things Mori has done- for herself and for Hololive- and the happiness it brought you and the others, you will remember that there is still a lot of good right now and a few hiccups or decisions you personally disagree with do not change that, you will not let the rrats run free and disturb your peace, you will love your Mori, you will have a good day.

>>22640795
>>22640858
>Did you know that 1 in 3 people are gay?
>Mori 1: "I'm not."
>Mori 2: "Me neither."
>Moris 1 and 2 look at (You)

>>22641322
Maybe I could relax more if Mori ever did another ASMR. Cmon reaper the last one was like 5 months ago, there’s only so many times I can replay it.

>>22641322
No she is ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I can't keep doing this anymore why do I have to keep up this shitposting facade? Why can't I be a fucking normal person instead of having freakouts about the latest "failure" that I'm supposed to give a shit about? How did my fucking life turnout like this? I miss my Mom.

>>22641428
Try going to church anon, it's Easter after all

>>22641450
I can't I'm fucking sick.

>>22640795
it's just resting power the image

>>22641463
there's always online livestreamed or recorded services

>>22641321
Care to link other examples?

>>22641477
Yet she said resting power wouldn't have an MV, didn't she

>>22641428
you forgot your Taylor Swift gif

I'm glad she has returned

>>22641556
what does taylor swift have to do with church

>>22641551
dunno, but she said the album would fold open so this will be one of many images on it

>>22641428
You want to see Deadbeats fight and defend her. There's enough actual crazies out there trying to attack her over nothing and their own delusions, you don't need to feed those sentiments or get confirmation that many people still like her.

>>22640795
its her secret deserve to see selfcest art of herself

>>22641630
but I don't want to live in a hugbox.

Are you all behaving yourselves today?

>>22641581
NTA but I wanna worship her legs

>>22641557
It’s honestly uncanny.

>>22641655
You don't? This place can be really good at reading Mori and pointing out when she is messing up, and when she herself is noticing it. It's all for the end goal of supporting and wanting to see her at her best. That's not a hugbox though because if it were then there would be no actual discussion or debates.

>>22641655
Spoken like a tsundere who never got enough hugs as a child and is now sour-grape coping by saying "I-I don't want your hugs!"

>>22641758
>then there would be no actual discussion or debates
fortunately there is a group of REAL, TRUE FANS who are doing everything in their power to make sure that happens

>>22640635
>We don't really discuss the extended universe anymore
I mean he is not wrong. Go look at /morig/ threads same time but last year and there was a lot more discussion about the extended universe than nowadays.

>>22641758
At the end of the day >we wouldn't be talking about it if we didn't care or want things to improve

Happy Easter!

>>22641140
>tfw I'm guralive

>>22641785
How arrogant to think hugs from you are good, or needed

>>22641322
A-to-the-f-wording-men.

>>22641795
"Discussion has lessened" and "we don't discuss it anymore" are two completely different things. In the past week I have seen people post about Riri, Boogey Voxx, Lucitan, Rene, and even AmaLee.

>>22641322
I GOT THIS THREAD STUCK IN THE SAFE, COMBINATION IS THE CALLI-OPE
IT'S DEADBEATS MOTHERFUCKER COPE GANG AND I'M IN COPE MODE

>>22641790
Yeah, me.

>>22641785
holy shit that image is literally me

>>22641833
>knocking it before you try it
Aww you little tsun-tsun, c'mere

>>22642052
O.M.C.H.M
Only Mori Can Hug Me

>>22641322
Based goodbeat

>>22641322
I hope that the travel allows her to see the direct, positive effect she has on people, and that seeing her family lifts burdens off her shoulders so we can get a happy Mori.

>>22642190
Has she been unhappy lately?

>>22642250
Quite the opposite, I would say. She's just very busy and juggling too much at once. She's taking streaming limits a little more seriously and will be doing a vacation. So some well-needed and well-deserved rest coming up.

>>22642190
She sees that in the posts and comments made daily and those usually lead to her liking sprees. I really just hope family time is the number one priority. She said 50/50 but I don't trust coof to not appear again somehow and fuck up travel

>>22642250
I'd say she's a weird mix of happy but also incredibly unhealthy (the sleeping problems, late night drinks, and sedentary lifestyle). Hopefully family time plus actual exercise makes her happy and healthy

>>22642250
No, but I'll take a happier and more rested Mori if I can.

>>22642077
https://litter.catbox.moe/ywaf7u.mp4

Mama Mori & rest of family, please tell her how proud you are and that you love her! But also let her know rest really is important. Her parents were performers, they get it.

>>22641904
I am just wondering when the change happened? It feels weird going to those old threads and see how much of old things that used to be threads essentials just gone.

>>22641785
The most physical contact I get is when I get my hair cut once a month

>>22641785
huh...

>>22642547
Infiltration happened.

luv reapy

>>22642447
Gym reps do have the potential to really help

>>22642547
Like what? AO rrats and avatarniggers? Fuck 'em. Plenty of doxxbeatery still around, btw.

>>22642547
>I am just wondering when the change happened?
Just a theory but I'd say around the time the ficklebeat stuff happened. Pastebin anon went schizo, deleted a ton of clips from the archive, and fucked off completely. That in turn killed the motivation for many deadbeats to create clips of Mori anymore.
Also the guy who used to do roundups of extended universe content fucked off entirely. Yet again this decreased the motivation from other deadbeats to keep up with eu themselves.
There's also the fact that we get more and more newbeats by the day. A year ago we had a significantly higher percentage of deadbeats who had been around since debut, and thus heard Mori talk about how much she loves supporting other content creators or were around for the first remix contest. Without moments like those to resonate in their minds, newbeats don't feel as motivated to look into the extended universe.

>>22642677
I don't think I've met a single person who established a gym regimen and was less happy because of it

>>22642642
simple as

Clearly all the Deadbeats just need to lineup and get a Mori hug.

>>22642924
I've really got to get in top of that.

>>22642712
Like the extended universe discussion is basically dead or at its last breath.
>avatarniggers
Other than that SEAnigger who is still around who else there was?

>>22642992
>Clearly all the Deadbeats just need to lineup and get shot
is how I expected that sentence to go desu

Personally I’m not gonna doompost about anything until after vacation is over. There’s the fear that she’s over corrected in her quest to avoid overwork that she’s letting other commitments go to the wayside, but considering the current situation, it seems like her plan is lazy days going into her vacation and family time. Will say though, she aught to not announce things she can’t guarantee though.

>>22643096
Guns are ineffective against skeletons, idiot, they deal piercing
You need to use blunt to kill them

>>22643096

>>22643096
>>22643192

>>22643100
Her saying May 1st for MamaMori karaoke and being back in Japan on the 3rd has me pessimistic that she's not actually going to be with family that long (but it could also just be her sending off moment with her mom)

>>22642920
>I'd say around the time the ficklebeat stuff happened. Pastebin anon went schizo, deleted a ton of clips from the archive, and fucked off completely. That in turn killed the motivation for many deadbeats to create clips of Mori anymore.
You are probably right. We never truly recovered from enthusiasm arc.

>>22643100
I'm in the "wait and see" mindset. Personally I think that her "month off" for April really meant that she'll still be busy but not AS busy as the past few months...which is still busier than the average person. Mori has a problem of stubbornly thinking she can do everything and this ttrpg situation shows that she can't.
Hopefully some time back home will let her get her head on straight

>>22643100
>avoid overwork
She hasn't though, and the thing is she doesn't realize it isn't streaming or commitments to others (hololive or otherwise) that is causing this problem. Music production is unironically the problem, its the thing that is causing her health problems and making every other thing she does appear half-assed and even the music itself is starting to feel the effects. Nothing can go forward until she takes a step back and figures out that is her actual addiction and to cool her jets.

>>22643328
Mama Mori needs as much time possible to acclimate to calling her Calli. Mori will go all in by cosplaying in full reaper outfit and dying her hair.

>>22643100
>she’s over corrected
mori getting corrections...

>>22643551
>Mama Mori needs as much time possible to acclimate to calling her Calli.
This is why I vote for a pre-recorded karaoke that Mori can edit if needed. The mom who openly tells strangers about her daughter's identity can't be trusted to not slip up...

I love mori

>>22643760
FUCK OFF PIERCE!!

>>22643446
I believe in a recent stream she explicitly mentioned that all she has going on right now is streaming and working the EP stuff. She went from working on the animation project, preparing for Holofes, working on UnAlive, working on Shinigami Note, streaming, and all the little things in between to that. Right now she might as well be on a de facto vacation already. Again I think I’ll doompost if she comes back from and is similarly loose with her commitments, but right now it’s at least a little understandable (even if she’s really pushing it).

remember to love your Mori

>>22643988
Didn't she mention about working on her live as well?

>>22643988
I believe that she said after her birthday concert that there was other projects that she'd be keeping secret, like how she kept the big announcement a secret.

>>22644105
>>22644192
I figured that stuff was under the umbrella of “EP stuff” I suppose I should be more specific and say projects for the Record Label.

>>22643988
>Again I think I’ll doompost if she comes back from and is similarly loose with her commitments, but right now it’s at least a little understandable
Why would you think that she'll have time for her commitments when she's busier again?

What the fuck are you retards doomposting about this time? Mori going to a concert?

>>22644782
nah, just Kiara and Gura confirming the other girls kinda got ghosted on the TTRPG ever since cancellation
not even Mori saying she's busy or anything

>>22643626
I think you guys are blowing this out of proportion. Even if her mom did say something she shouldn't Mori will handle it. Remember the cooking stream and all the people afraid she would show her face? She always said she'll handle it and would edit any of that stuff out of the vod.
Besides MamaMori always wanted an audience, would be cheap to not let her see the chat at least.

https://twitter.com/lucitan1127/status/1515787634588626944
poor second-in-command

>>22644560
The commitments were why she was busy in the first place. The idea behind having less now is that she can give what she does have now her best, but April into Vacation time have clearly been lazy days.

She's not done yet. I admire her determination and defiance.

Mori's gonna be back better than ever tonight and its going to be fun

island vacation sex stream (with me)

>>22644976
Why is she sad, because she cannot make it?

I think Mori would enjoy the game Kiara's playing right now

>>22645212
It got linked here as a game she'd enjoy doing for membership a few months ago.

>>22645188
duh

>>22644976
>lesbeat suffering
good.

>>22645188
The concert is still a ways away, maybe she'll be able to make it eventually. Japan might be letting tourists in by then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWDzx7qCv14
LOOK AT HER GO

>>22645396
>Warden of time
>Is extremely late
Bros...

>>22645396
>she’s doing it anyways
Dangerously based Kronii

>>22645441
Better late than never. Who is she racing though? The race is over. I guess she can still claim second place, only IRyS actually finished the race.

>>22645532
She might beat Irys' time. I just hope she doesn't beat mine.
I did it in 1 hour 32 minutes.

>>22645396
what's IRyS' time to beat?

>>22645532
Technically, since she was always doing it separate, she could in theory snag 1st if she does it faster.

>>22645676
Depends on how you count it since they took some breaks to account for Ina and all but the win is about 3.5 Hours into Mori's Vod

>>22645790
Should we count tries then? implying it actually matters kek

I want Kronii to use every option Mori allowed and just take Imps, grab torrent, grab some easy to catch golden runes and do this shit in like 30 minutes

>>22645977
Would be kino, I'm rooting for that too. Is Kronii in the Ina/Irys skill tier?

>>22646015
lol no, she cheesed her way through what she played of the game with magic

>>22645977
cheesemonger kronster shitposting her way to victory

>>22646048
Nice, then it would be perfect if she cheesed the shit out of TS, and hilarious if she ended up winning. I know Irys would find it just as funny.

>>22645977
Using your brain to find a balance of levels, resources, and speed is fun too. Sounds great

>>22645964
You're right It would be the easiest way to do it!
>>22646092
I just hope they roast her for not being there if she just absolutely destroys Irys' time. I can't tell if Irys was but Mori and Ina seemed so done with the challenge after 3 hours in and those two seem to like teasing Kronii anyways.

>>22640585
I don't want this as I will expect non holo guests

>>22640668
I feel JPs would put it too close to eikawa

>>22642920
tell me how to make clips easy and I might

>>22646475

They can bring in the guys from TrashTaste to complete the Mori Circle.

>>22643100
I would say the concern is that when Hololive starts setting limits to overwork, she'll just replace hololive work with RM work. And I think that's a valid worry.

>>22646475
Mori already Tea Time as a de facto pod cast with Holo guests. CHaDcast would definitely be the one to do non holo guests on.

>>22646750
You know what? Yea, sure why not. Let's burn this board to the ground so I can be free.

>>22646750
I really hope those are now banned due to RM interaction. If Kiara can't even show her cats or Ame her dog then Mori better not be able to show her retards.

>>22646987
>. If Kiara can't even show her cats
uhhhhhhhhhh about that....

>>22646987
I hafe an extreme dislike of that group and I hope that they're gone for good

>>22647138
Mori has grown too powerful, she can do whatever she wants.

>replying seriously to the lowest hanging bait
You guys...

>>22646730
>go to streamable .com
>copy and paste the stream link
>select the portion of the stream you want to clip
There ya go

I don’t even watch or like TT, but no one’s forcing you to watch them if they show up, retards

You must be baiting right?

>New IP taking the bait seriously and using it to pivot to another retarded talking point
みんな...

>>22647214
It reminds me of the days when you could simply mention vshojo and send hlgg into a frenzy because they couldn't stop themselves from replying to the bait. The stronger the negative emotions towards a topic = the easier anons will reply to bait about it.

>>22647344
it's why cuck is a spammed bait

>want to sleep for the members stream
>Elira doing second episode of DMC in an hour
fuck

>>22647338
bite this

Hey just so you guys know I'm going to vaguepost in about an hour.

>>22647555
Oh fuck the members stream is tonight. I'm used to her FG streams being in the morning for me so this feels weird.

>>22647597
Have fun! Don't get too into, though.

>made another YT channel not connected to my name
Tempted to cancel another subscription and finally pull the trigger on membership.

Calliope Mori is cute.

>>22647881
You got fall guys? You can play tonight if you member

>>22647597
I can't believe anon would do something like that...

>>22647597
monkey's paw, if you vague post something will instead happen that will making it appropriate to post

>>22648025
Yeh

https://twitter.com/bjean035/status/1515785961963388928

Has there ever been a successful case of a sellout keeping their dying child on life support in hopes that they will wake up?

>>22648787

>>22648990
>life support

>>22649476
>responding to bait
ngmi

>>22649476
Yes, life support. Those are shitty numbers compared to anything else

>>22648990
Have you stopped to consider rich people don't care? Richard Branson dumps money into projects so they can have the Virgin name on them for a week before a deal falls through, Elon Musk still pours funding into Hyperloop and it trying to buy the entire Twatter, and Mori is playing shows and doing con appearances. She's already won. She can do whatever she wants now and she wants tours and fanmeets, and that's what she's getting. She's having fun, if you don't like it "you can fuck right off."

>>22649573
Define "anything else"

>>22649594
I think the Vergil picture from last thread is a pretty good summary of it

"Protobeat" trying and failing to numberfag is one of the strangest turns I've seen here in a while

>>22649820
For a second there I thought you meant DMC Vergil and was very confused.

>>22648507
this was uncomfortable.

>>22649966
Is there another Vergil I'm supposed to know?

>>22649791
>YT Music vs Spotify
>gives the former more weight.
are you retarded?

You fucking deadbeats better bully your autistic oshi into finally asking Kiara for a collab if she was actually serious with any of the shit she said in the recent past!
Kiara is waiting!

>>22649594
It seems you are under the mistaken impression Mori owns anything and has no oversight. She is not Musk or Branson in that she is on a leash called UMG, they decide she is not "keeping up her end of the contract" for any reason they can cut her off and then she has literally nothing.

>>22650119
>anti is now suddenly a recording company contract expert.

>>22650119
well not nothing. She'd still have Cover

>>22649970
Why are you still trying to bait the deadbeats? They are all asleep or watching ame before her members stream.

>>22650062
I don't feel like copy pasting another offtopic screenshot for you, but you're welcome to look at the 6-7 digit views on Youtube and try to justify that as "life support"

>>22649791
>HUGE W more popular than Scuffed Up Age
Universal execs will see this and push her to become the new deadmau5. She will change her stage name is dedb33t5.

>>22650198
Not me! I'm watching the Gura Mumei vod

>>22650071
She's unfortunately stupid and will probably try to reason that the visit later is a "collab" rather than spending time with a friend. Hopefully Kiara is next on the eikaiwa list

>>22650198
is he wrong? You were comfortable with that?

>>22650181
>I am going to ignore the piles of artist corpses the record companies are currently sitting on

>>22650071
been trying

>>22650219
Mori write this shit down

>>22650264
>I'm gonna forget about her still being part of hololive as well

>>22650219
>Resting Power one of the most popular songs
Universal execs see that and say "more of that". When Mori and Cover explain they will say "Well we will buy that too"

>>22650181
retard

>>22650372
Did you just trade your Mental Gymnastics degree to get that citation on Record Label contracts?

>>22650329
>Cover
>able to pay for a legal battle against Universal

Yagoo and everybody else will be out on the street if UMG got serious.

>>22650119
She already got paid, and she still retains a level of creative control over her stuff. As soon as one party is unhappy she's dropped like a stone, everyone accepts this.

>>22650370
No they won't because Resting Power is nowhere close to the other style

>>22650241
wanna have sex with me?

>they fell for the bait
it’s over

goddamit mori not again

Oh shit

>>22650484
I said monkey's paw fool

>>22650484
you set an alarm? nice timing

>>22650241
>30 seconds out of a 4 hour collab where a streamer telling people who don't like her jokes to leave
You faggots get softer by the day, I swear

why did you think it was fine to post that, mori?

>>22650484
Glad to see you lived up to your promise lol

>>22650241
It's tamer than a your mom joke, or calling someone a retard, of course I'm okay with it.

>>22650535
she wasn't just tell them to leave, she was telling them to fuck off multiple times during a collab with a live voice call to other streamers videos

>>22650071
We dont have to force her or you want another lean drama again if she want to collab with kiara its her choice not our

>>22650547
I was worried that is was Mori trying to stir shit. But since they followed through it proves it wasn't her

>>22650629
kek

>>22650581

>>22650581

>>22650629
That's low but also hilarious

>>22650733
>>22650768
just excuse her right into a hole she can't climb out of. Love every moment of shrek repetition.

>replying amongst themselves
Alright time to watch Ame in peace. See you in 4 hours

>>22650768
This pic is one of my new favorites on the board

>>22650537
what are we talking about now?

>>22650581
So what? The other members don't mind and Mori has a job to correct her fans whether or not she is in a collab.
ok now go ahead and post this on global and edit out this spoiler, yw now leave

>>22650893
She announced her marriage to me

Brutus I know you're here. You're a complete faggot for that super.

>>22650948
its the way you correct fans. And I would not assume that Ina and Irys were actually perfectly fine with that.

well there is a certain thread in catalog about this. since no retarded deadbeats spotted replying to them, they just coming here to get that sweet (you) i guess

>>22651037
that thread is moving faster than this one

>>22651037
get out of here new IP

SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK SHREK ENOUGH ALREADY SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH JUST GRADUATE ALREADY YOU DUMB WHORE

god, we need an execution by the mods, in /morig/

>>22651008
oh I forgot to /s
retard

>>22651140
Mori needs to be excecuted the next time she mentions shrek or adam sandler on stream

>>22651321
yeah by Mitsuru

>>22651321
she'd stop instantly if she just watched her own streams. Watched while not being distracted checking twitter on her phone that is

>>22651404
I really want that supercut of Gura calling out Mori followed by every single instance she mentioned Shrek and Adam. Maybe if it gets viral enough, she'll see it and realize how annoying it is.

Imagine being this mindbroken, and they call deadbeats thin skinned

I am a deadbeat (really, believe me).
Now, I only watch Calli through clips and reading threads, so I must be able to discuss Calli here and try to integrate myself with the deadbeats. Did I not show you the membership screenshot I downloaded from hlgg? Here, that is my Proof of Deadbeat. Now you know that I am serious bijinesu.

The 6000yen one has the proof of deadbeat right?

>>22651556
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>22651593
Yeah, the limited run

How does a generic green ogre, and a really bad actor live rent free on an anon's mind?

>>22651732
Ok thanks. My PC is fucked so I was checking if it's still there.

https://streamable.com/e0zxuh

>>22652183
Sleep tight, sleepy reapy.

>>22652183
WAKE THE FUCK UP

did my Mori talk about Shrek again? did she trigger some faggots once more?

>>22652263
no, she just showed herself looking like Fiona again so it crossed similar wires

>>22641711
She has the best legs

>>22652183
sleep tight, sleepy reapy!

>>22652322
>implying
You have not seen real women, anon.

>>22652183
Sleep tight, sleepy reapy my wifey!!

>>22651975
SEAniggers don't find Shrek funny, so that answers about half of your question right there.

AME DID IT

>>22652574
At what cost?

>>22652236
I wanna bone that fembeat

>>22652509
I mean, I don't either

>>22652630
A RSI

Elira got to Dante section and her brain is dying

>>22652896
Just like Gura and I expect Mori would be the same. Wacky woohoo pizza man is alot to take in at first.

>pink woman bad

>>22652183
Sleep tight, sleepy reapy!

Golden Age Mori

>>22653395
>This is what she would look like if she lost 100 pounds.

>>22653467
Just get her to do more concerts and fitness will get back into her life by necessity

abayo nigga

ngmi baitbiterbeats

>>22653642
He's a master of his craft though

I'd still marry her I don't care

>>22653642
>there's people biting bait instead of doing their Fall Guys reps
I am actually going to be the last deadbeat (standing) now, you're all getting thrown off the stage

Mori should do a poll tonight

>>22653642
you know "baitbiters" are just fishermen biting their own hooks, right?

>>22653767
You're just gonna drop in here with no context, without elaborating all the while adding another IP to the thread?

>>22653936
I mean I think the context can be taken from what's topical

>>22653079
Jen Pscythei

>>22653993
>what's tropical
Piña colada and sandy beaches and palm trees

>>22653902
>samefagging
Nah that's crazy talk! Antis would never resort to that tactic!

>JWU

Has everyone moved on from le Shrek/Adam?

>>22654536
Fall Guys practice and watching Lui play Rhythm Heaven is what everyone should be doing

>>22654536
has she?

>Imagine if it was Jack Black, and Hiccup instead.

>>22654634
I'd take variety at this point

>>22654634
>Hiccup
>not Toothless

>>22654608
Nope, and she wont be any time soon.

>>22650581
literally a fucking obvious joke but you're all autistic freaks who can't parse context

>>22654634
the only progression for meme actor joke i will accept is nic cage

>>22655366
Nope. Genuinely raging at chat isn't a joke. One can do a bit, but this obviously isn't one, you're just huffing that sweet, sweet copium.

>>22654738
>Toothless
>not King Julian

The reason why Mori does these reference jokes is because of some group making her believe that reference/meme jokes are all it takes to make people laugh.

Does mori drive?
Would be cool if she owns a lambo or something

>>22655713
Yeah, it's called fucking chat
Genociding the dadfags could've prevented this

>>22655721
Mori strikes me as a GT or spyder driver

>>22655775
>>22655713
The biggest enablers were ina and irys though.
Just saying "I was 9 years old" was enough. Multiple times.

>>22655721
Certainly does not drive when in Japan I think. I think only her and Kiara know how to drive?

>>22655908
Ame?

>>22655855
I was wondering why they were both enabling her so much.

>>22655908
Kiara doesn't drive, she's european, although she did consider learning how eventually

>>22655922
I thought I remember her saying she doesn't drive? But I don't think any of them have talked about it in a long time. Could be misremembering.

>>22655960
because they dont watch every moment of every stream she does and only deal with it when we see them deal with it maybe
even then it's a bit much

>>22656001
Could have got that wrong. I thought I remembered her saying she knew how to which surprised me because of her euro status.

>>22656025
Gura must watch her streams fairly often since she tried to shut it down pretty fast during the tea time.

>>22656120
Mori really needs to follow Gura's advice. Whenever Gura does things, she doesn't spread things too thin.

>>22655960
Because Shrek is still funny meme humor if used in moderation. They only directly heard it in that one stream. I highly doubt Mori is spouting the same jokes when not entertaining people on screen I hope. You could quickly hear the deafening silence after Mori kept repeating the same thing.

So the architects really did lose...

>>22656305
She's looked the same way from 2019-present. Idiots are exaggerating.

>>22656305
They never won, it's all just hyperbole that's taken it's own course.

>>22656191
its nice that she would be honest but dont pin too much hope or responsibility on Gura here

>>22656362
Good camera angle and some light makeup can do wonders. I love my Mori, and she looks good, but losing ~10 kilos wouldn't hurt.

We must convince her to reach out and schedule a collab with the bird, I miss them

>>22656609
Well Gura has made her stance clear, all she needs to do is playfully clap Mori if she falls back into Shrek jokes during the Overwatch collab Mumei and Ame might do it as well if it annoys them too

>>22656737
I agree and don't want to dilute the message but rainforest too

>>22656737
Collab begging is cringe but after Kiara's stream I want to get the message across somehow

>>22656787
Oh agreed, I'm holding out hope for a tea time at this point.

>>22656918
Eikawa with Miko and Ame onegai..

>>22657554
Finish that setup with either Haachama or Suisei

>>22657643
Create the ultimate meme setup by adding Pekora

>>22657842
And not give the chicken another chance to collab with her JP oshi?

>>22657919
Didn't Kiara once mention getting kinda disenchanted with Pekora?

>>22657919
Hmmm how about Peko, Botan, Kiara

Pekora's massively antisocial. I don't think she'd be up for it.

>>22656194
I do feel like she's getting a bit o pushback from the others for repeating the same jokes over and over, but I don' t know if that's going to work.

>>22658223
She's already done a video collab with Mori and several MC collabs with Kiara. If even that's not enough You could add Moona to it. God knows she needs a bit of help too.

>>22656674
so could most of the West, when did it all go so wrong? t. fatty in remission

>>22658831
what the hell is going on in the Middle East?

>>22656674
>>22658831
wrong image but that one is nice and depressing too

>>22658831
Oy vey!!

Last minute predictions for how Kronii will do against the Tree Sentinel?

>>22658906
They eat like shit

>>22659078
Sub-2h.

>>22658906
in a nutshell, Western lifestyles without the healthcare to back it up

https://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-5552483,00.html

and so on

>>22656910
Hm, did Kiara mentioned something Mori related?

>>22659078
Betting she'll beat Irys' time at the least.

>>22659221
essentially that the stream and similar times now and a collab would be cool but she wants Mori to ask

>>22659221
She mentioned that she noticed how Mori streams close to her timeslot more often recently and that they should collab. She followed up with how (in general) she wishes she was asked directly for collabs more often, and that she doesn't want to keep being the organizer everytime.

>I sure hope Gura doesn't hate Mori
Did something else happen or is this just timelooping from that single comment from last night?

>>22659070
cute!

>>22659078
Try for 2 hours aprox before giving up
>>22659369
>>22659374
Fair, but well its Mori, now I get the whole tea party convo, its probably the best chance for that to happen

>>22659513
Gura predicted Mori talking about Shrek and something to the effect of "why am I not surprised" and that was it.
Hyperbole as always

>>22659374
They unironically act like two high school kids too afraid to ask each other out but always talking about the other to their friends

>>22659369
I had a stroke while typing this holy shit

>>22659654
No fucking kidding. Someone should just SC Mori about it at this point, but cripes.

>>22644031
I never forget

>>22659800
Then, Mori explode.

>>22659897
リア充爆発しろ!

I would like to retract my bet on Kronii beating Irys' time

>>22645396
Honestly God bless Kronii. This is actually really cute

>>22659800
dammit I sent my sc for members before reading, I would have included a mention to that indirectly, hope someone does

>>22660049
Same, it sucks

>>22659654
Nah I understand Kiara's pov. She's the EN who's the most proactive about setting up collabs in general. Hell she might be one of the most proactive holos period with reaching out for and setting up collabs. It must be emotionally draining to do that all of the time.
It's similar to irl if you're the friend in the group who always hits up the others to hang out but no one ever reaches out to you to hang out. It just gets tiring.

Mori plays fall guys on both steam and PS4 right? Is there anyone here who managed to play with her last time? Was it fun ? Worth buying the game at full price for ?

>>22660100
Does incredible damage your sense of self-worth when people only talk to you when you initiate the conversation and you don't exist at all to them if you don't.

>>22660234
bingo

>>22660232
I would say it's not worth an epic account

>>22660232
I did last time, honestly its fun if she is spectating you and last a long time, otherwise its just how n¿much you enjoy the game
>>22660100
Yep, I get her, but tbf she has said this before and still doesnt follow through, that I know

>>22660232
It's decently fun to play with her, I was playing on steam. I don't think it's worth the full price but maybe like 10 dollars

>>22650071
Mori has literally been trying to get Kiara to talk to her and collab with her. At this point we need to wait for Kiara to actually respond
>>22659623
Ok ya so just the comment from last night

>>22660232
It's fun but you don't really notice her unless you're looking out for her specifically. She also ends up getting eliminated pretty quickly and just spectates the dead beats

>>22660525
Kiara could have responded already. Mori's been busy prepping for her trip as of late so they could just be playing phone tag

>>22660232
Do well and be spectated upon like a gladiator trying to please his empress

>kronii is 100% blind to this

This will take a lot of time.