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Kevin from Phase Connect here. We've reopen applications for phase iNVADERS: our cross-company poaching division. All you need is to have a high quality premade model and numbers about as good as Lumi or at least better than Yuri. You also need to be eager and willing to suck Pippa's moldy clit both publicly and privately. The pippenis thing is not a joke. She has a spiky dildo and she will casting couch you. It's part of our iniation redebut ceremony that I watch while masturbating in the corner. Reply with why you think you or your oshi would be a good fit for phase iNVADERS. I can't save you all but at least I can save a few.

>> No.22636873

tl;dr where do i sign

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>>22632331

>> No.22638896

nigger

>> No.22638938

>>22632331
>You also need to be eager and willing to suck Pippa's moldy clit both publicly and privately.
I am interested. Please elaborate on the amount of smegma Pippa has.

>> No.22638951

>>22632331
Still easier than passing a Hololive audition

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>>22632331
Good day to you too pippers care to show us your bunny cunny ?

>> No.22641199

>>22632331
based fishman desu

>> No.22641273

nigger nigger nigger

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>>22641273
Go back to your containment board

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>>22632331
Will I have to fuck males fishman?

>> No.22643490

>>22643068
every girl must be available for a fresh fishman semen dump at any time
its the rules

>> No.22643703

>>22643068
League of Legends and/or minecraft sex party every weekend, depending on what fiishman feels like playing

>> No.22644362

This fish shows up and slaps your oshi's ass with a contract, what do?

>> No.22644429

FISHMAN SAVE MENO PLEASE
Get Lisa, too she doesn't need saving but I want her to have sex with Pippa on stream

>> No.22644454

>>22644362
Nothing because I'm oshi-less and shopping around, but honestly if the Lumi thing pans out you kind of would want him to slap your 2view oshi with a contract.

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>>22643068
It's ogey Pomo. Tenmama will protect you. You just have to give me some of that scissoring every so often. Yes?

>> No.22648242

>>22644429
Why does Meno need saving? What did I miss?

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>> No.22651356

okay

>> No.22655574

>>22632331
Kek my sides

>> No.22660609

>>22632331
can I use peter pipkin for selfcest roleplay streams with pippa?

>> No.22665718

>>22660609
She'd be into that.

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