/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Delicious choco milk...

>>22583705
ew, nasty loose skin

>>22583705
Tits too small

>>22583705
>You may not like it
You're right. I love it.

First for Botan

>>22583705
I'd KILL to get a girl with this type of body, idgaf about the color of her skin because I am a chad who will fuck everything that has a hole.

>>22587871
That's not Chad-ness, that's desperation.

>>22587871
>everything
distinctly non-chad behavior

>>22587871
chads have standards bro.....

>>22587871
Throughout time words lose their original meaning when in frequent use. During the Elizabethan Period in England's History the word 'naughty' was a far more negative insult than it is today but it was used so much by mothers and nannies that it lost its original meaning and evolved to its current usage. Similarly, the words 'based' and 'chad' have lost their original meanings and now mean 'I like this/that' and 'cool person' respectively. A centuries long processed expedited by the near instant speed of internet messages. Kill yourself.

>>22583705
WRONG
THIS is the ideal female form

>>22588447
>Not making OP into that
What you need is to get them bred until they get soft.

>>22588820
>breed them until they are soft
a writefag is doing that right now it seems >>22579407

>>22588419
It's all been diluted into the same tired ME GOOD YOU BAD tripe everything boils down to these days. Nuance is dead, everything has become tribalist bullshit.

Anyways, Choco.

Everyone please stop.
Nipples poking through clothes is my favorite and I already fapped twice today.

>>22589380
I don't think my heart could handle that story man.

>>22589728
no
die

>>22589728
Delicious cake....

>>22589728
Someone will just invent another word that spreads in popularity and then the cycle will just repeat. Normalfags ruin everything they touch but it is what it is.

>22587871
That's the opposite of a chad, which ironically shows how little the term "chad" means anymore since every obese tard who throws money at e-girls thinks he's a chad now.

>>22587871
I'd fuck anything without caring about her skin colour but not because I dont have standars but because I have a Spanish Colonization Fetish.

>>22585525
I want to be smothered in clussy

>>22590871
Not for long.

anons who awakened your hag-love?

>>22597965
This

>>22597965
Not sure but them having big huge tits tended to be a damn good starting point

>>22583705
This looks like her right tit is bigger and saggier than the left one

>>22597965
her

>>22597965

>>22599938
You know he's holding back from laughing his ass off at that right?

>>22597965
Shizuko Fujiki not the anime one

>>22597965

For me it was simply the natural result of fapping to so much mother/son eromanga. Virtually all milfs are simultaneously hags

>>22603924
So many people have mommy issues nowadays, its crazy. Sexual liberation for women sure did a number on society

>>22604229
A lot of people have mother and daddy issues because fathers nowadays dont spend time with their kids and let the internet educate them. Father must show the world to their kids. Your mother is the first woman you met and you'll compare all women with her. Thats why girls who had a shitty or absent parent usually date shitty guys

>>22604229
I have a strong desire to fuck flabby hags and I don't have any problems with my mother at all outside of her occasionally trying to guilt me about not being religious like she is. Wanting a mature older woman to care for you is only natural for a man.

>>22583705
>Just got away from Flares rt's of her swimsuit fan art before urges took over
>Come here and see this
STOP IT! Stupid, sexy, half elves...

>>22597965
The substitute teacher I slept with in highschool.

>>22604229
I don't wanna fuck my own mother dumbass, I wanna fuck yours

>>22597965
my age, they're almost all younger than me

The best thing about hags is that I keep getting older but so do they.

>>22608871
based

>>22597965
pre-recent non-weebshit: pretty much just my taste in women and the fact that highschoolers were (and mostly still are) retarded; also Madonna and Pamela Anderson
pre-recent weebshit: Misato and Ritsuko from Evangelion, mostly
recent non-weebshit: I guess Bayonetta technically counts? Although it's japanese it's not clearly weeb, just like Metal Gear
recent weebshit: Genshin mommies (Lisa, Beidou, Ningguang), Madoka's mother
VTubers: Although I'm a unitychad I just can't help the fact that Hololive and early Nijisanji were my gateway to chuubas; for Niji it took me a while to break through and watch anybode else than Lulu, so it's mostly Holos and it's Botan (I entered right during gen5 debuts), Aki, Marine and Mio. The rest came later.

>>22611269
There was also my university lector because she was a lovely fresh cake younger than some of the students; even the lesbians loved her and the irony is that i preferred another professor who was male

>>22611269
Such a flawless post. the hag love is even reflected in the digits.

>>22606593
lucky

>>22589380
I can't wait just from the preview, it should be nice if he doesn't overplay architect building into the story

flip hag

>>22583705
>love hags
>married cunny former classmate
???????????

>>22601395
He's laughing his ass off
I'm fucking her ass
We're not the same

>>22597965
Get tired from how prime women and, to lesser extent, cakes behave and I find consolation in hags who, unironically, are chuubas...

>>22583705

>>22618480
Eventually that cunny brat becomes a hag so you're playing the long game by getting both experiences.

>>22619820
>>22587588
This is my hag. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My hag is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.
Without me, my hag is useless. Without my hag, I am useless. I must fuck my hag true. I must fuck straighter than my enemy who is trying to cuck me. I must get him before he gets me. I will ...
My hag and I know that what counts in life is not the rounds I fire inside her, the noise of our lovemaking, nor how many kids we make. We know that it is eachother that counts. We will fuck ...
My hag is human, even as I [am human], because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as a husband. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her kinks, her fetishes, her likes and dislikes. I will keep my hag clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

>>22618765
Wait, Rion is a hag?

>>22621186
Yes just confirmed last month, she’s as old as Lui

>>22621326
That explains why I wanted to breed her all this time... Hagchads always win

>>22596679
As long as you murder them right after and keep a well stocked barn of white sows to produxe you descendancy.

>>22597965
Pochi-sensei...
WAO...

>>22622121
Hags always try to cover their age by saying “they’re 17”, if only more japanese men were hagchads and not /uohh/ kids
At least we have a few milf themed hentai anthologies to enjoy so they’re not a total lost cause
>>22622265 is Pochi-sensei a /hag/ lover?

>>22618480
She’ll turn into a hag soon enough, may she forever age like a fine wine

>>22597965
Unironically one of my step brother's girlfriends, she was maybe in her 40's.

I have never seen a woman so elegant and beautiful in my life since then.

Here we see two canine hags fighting over a perspective male
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XoJucyzEf7g

>>22623536
imagine both of them tearing at your dick

>>22625369
I think I'd die

>>22597965

>>22583705
man, moisture's art keeps getting worse

>>22597965
Mio did. Just look at her...

>>22628749
she is a top tier holohag

>>22619820
Seeex

how old are the hags?

>>22628981
Over 30, the oldest is almost 40

Sexual intercourse with hags for the purposes of procreation

>>22597965
I was groomed by a woman 7 years older than me who wanted to cheat on her fiancé. The craving for older women never stopped

>>22628749
She WILL recover

I love my small corpo hag oshi

>>22628043
How are the elf hags so perfect?

>>22621028
based

>>22633894
Abayo kyoudai

>>22633894
we're reaching critical horny mass again

>>22633894
See you in a few days Anon

>>22629703
>cheat on her fiancé
I fucking hate women so much.

>>22583705
>You may not like it
You're right. Too dark, not enough boob.

>>22629322
The oldest is more than 40

>>22589728
Choco best hag in hololive though.

>>22633894
Just imagine having that half elf butt all to yourself

hag pits..

>>22633894
Godspeed fellow elfirend.

>>22635002
hag tits..

>>22597965
a rl hot hag encounter. almost married the woman too.

>all these delicious hags
You need to be a special kind of human to prefer petanko cunnies over this.

>>22635169
/hag/bros really are reaching their limits today huh.

>>22635392
Both are fine.

>>22583705
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGSSSSS

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

majestic hags

>>22587588
I can't lewd Botan

>>22636331
But she can lewd you

I wish there was more risque art by pochi

>>22633894
>>22635169
Your sacrifice will not go forgotten!

>>22619820
I like dark skin, I like Botan but for some reason I don't like dark skin Botan. Make her darker so I can see if that does anything for me.

>>22597965
short relationship with a woman 11 years older than me while I was in college. It was when I was at max stress, and she was drama free.

>>22637742
great picture fellow hag-enjoyer

>>22597965
Before entering the vtuber world, I read a doujinshi about a guy dating a hag (it didn't mattered to him if she was older), and after their date they fugged, but it's the kind of fugging I really wanted to have (tell me if you want me to link the page of the doujinshi). Another factor was my oshi. At first, I didn't want to embrace the rrats about her age, but after a celebration of a VN(?)/manga(?) I had the knowledge that she's a hag.

>>22636331
>I can't lewd Botan
But this guy can
https://exhentai.org/g/2151382/8addab7185/

>>22596679
Basado. I have no greater aspiration than to have sex with every ethnicity of woman on this green Earth.

>>22638167
Casino's hag soles are kino.

Might as well post some Botan

Any latino know where Can I find hags?

Today I will remind them

>>22636331
You're just missing a little push, Anon.

Catbox is down, so for now, have this.

I want Korone to make fun of me being bad at her obscure boomer games

>>22583705
>tits too small
>bodyfat too low
She's too lean to ovulate. Cannot even breed her.

>>22640883
>Not wanting to breed Flare
What kind of faggot are you

I want to ragefuck this annoying loud hag. I love her so much

>>22642985
While drugged by one of her love potions

Im digging the newest entry of Holohags actually

>>22643191
Potions that are extra potent to ensure she gets twins maybe triplets.

.>ywn get to wake up next to nina after a night of sloppy drunk sex
https://twitter.com/NinaKosaka/status/1515597923026882561

>>22643816
Thank fucking god. I'd rather fuck a dude at that point, less risk of getting an STD

Why do hags make me want to breed a woman 5-10+ years older than me

>>22644734
breathing life into every womb before they go barren is the natural calling of every proper man

>>22643816

>>22619820

>>22638667
please... just... just the name of the artist

>>22642985
Is she even a hag? She doesn't look like milf material

>>22619820
>>22645577

>>22646128
>Be young adult caveman
>Tribe gets attacked
>Try to hide from the raiders
>Picrel catches you and claims you as her prize

sexual intercourse with older women

>>22645899
Yes

>>22646477
>be young adult caveman
>die of dental disease
far more likely anon

give me botan or give me death

Is she a hag?

>>22647379
Apparently. Shes good with children too so shes prime mother material

>>22647074
>implying cavemen ate enough sugar to get cavities

>>22647627
Sugar is a plague upon humanity

>>22647484
>Shes good with children
Because she has no other talent but to pander to children and is only having a vtubing model because its a popular thing to do. The girl is a leech.

>>22647379
>>22647484
>>22647679
She's definitely not the usual kind of hag, but I can see a hagfriend liking her.

>>22629322
>>22634209
who is the oldest

>>22647786
Botan and Korone

>>22647846
I think Mio is a little bit older than Korone

>>22644134
This. And she'd probably acuse you of rape

>>22649123
>Nina will never tell you how much she regrets having sex with you the morning after

>>22643816
Good morning mommy!

>>22648951
Nah, she's about the same age as Fubu, which is a few years shy if Mr. Koro

I love these two Indonesian goddess hags.

>>22649906
Me too
https://files.catbox.moe/z62pp0.jpeg

>>22649906
>>22649961
How do I acquire an indonesian hag gf

>>22649849
Yeah Foobker and Mio were in highschool together I think Mio might've been a year or two above Foob

>>22645844
Ginhaha
PIXIV ID #: 4752417

>>22650011
It is about $1000 for a ticket from the US to Jakarta.

>>22650011
Remember Anon one of the hags is royalty so be respectful

>>22650406
THAT'S EXACTLY THE POINT, I NEED TO IMPREGNATE AN INDONESIAN PRINCESS

>>22640453
You don't want them. Latinas age exceedingly poorly and the ones that don't are the effectively white hyperwealthy/celebrities.
even hagchads should know when not to engage

Cute Friend.

>>22647786
Botan and Luna

Is Ina a hag? I've heard conflicting reports.
Pic unrelated.

>>22651458
Regardless of age, her appearance combined with her behaviour isn't really enough yet. She needs to mature a bit.

>>22650044
Mio and fbk were classmates. And Korone is younger than them

>>22645965
Here’s more dark Botan
https://files.catbox.moe/wn7w9o.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/to0neo.jpeg

>>22652388
Bless you anon, you're one of the good ones

>>22651458
Ina will be a hag next year, as will these chuubas
Tsukumo Sana
Warabeda Meiji (graduated 4/30)
Gundo Mirei
Yorumi Rena
Shiina Yuika

>>22651584
this

>>22652180
People said this about PekoMiko too but they're different ages so I'm pretty sure it's just a kayfabe thing

>>22650044
>>22652180
>ywn be in the same graduating class as FBK and Mio
>ywn have a schoolkid crush on them, maybe even ask them out to prom

>>22621326
Finally, we have a hag gyaru (2 if you technically count Polka)

>>22653629
Rion being a hag is probably the best news today. All of her porn is suddenly 2x hotter

>>22653018
Can’t believe Ars will be a hag this year

>>22656294
Is dogg really milf material?

>>22656294
>>22656349
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ncSLLeLq6pg

>>22656349
i'd feel guilty for stealing her from okayu

>>22657149
I would not

Bump

>>22663358
at least post an imagine or something

>>22650061
Thank you

>>22663396
I only have so many hag imagines

Hag summer...

>>22597965
I've had a thing for hags since the early days of 4chan, mostly from doujins.

>>22588419
Seeing what has happened to "based' in the last ten years has not been easy for me. They took Boy's Club and based from me, man...

SEEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>22645899
Older than Lui iirc

>>22597965
i always liked older women but it never truly took form until i read an etuzan doujin and the beast within woke up

>>22599429
More frames for a less choppy gif

Mio's milk

>>22600015
its bad anatomy

>>22600015
They call that biggie smalls...

I want the hag body type to be associated with regular women more, i don't care if she's a mother or an aunt or an older sister, i want to plow her hairy pussy and see those tits conduct an orchestra

>>22622627
>is Pochi-sensei a /hag/ lover?
>he doesn't know

>>22637024
She doesn't want to risk angering the gachikois by lewding their oshi too much and thus risking her gig with Cover. I'm sure she has stuff doodled for her own enjoyment

>>22677157
Does Reine have gachikoi? She's a hardcore dyke and doesn't do gfe at all.

>>22597965
mio sent my hag addiction off the sensors
holy fuck these hags live rent free in my head
sex

>>22677341
I'm pretty sure all the girls have at least a few gachikois

>>22674643
Same but with Kawaisaw

Here’s a pretty good ongoing Mio fic series from /wg/
https://rentry.org/x8wm7
https://rentry.org/mkznu
https://rentry.org/yir3b

GF
What's your favorite body part of your hag? Breasts and ass doesn't count.
For me, always had been her tummy.

>>22679995
Hips.

>>22677341
>hardcore dyke
DYRBI, also this entire industry is mantained by Gachikois

>>22679995
Based tummy enjoyer
All the hags who have exposed midriffs are just begging to be grabbed and motorboated

>>22679995
Legs.

>>22647679
She can leech off my dick.

>>22597965
Pomu

>>22680586
If I put my dick inside this elf not even Noel could pull me out

>>22680206
>DYRBI
Do you even watch her streams? I mean she might be bi but even Miko has shown more interest in guys than Reine has.

>>22683835
Sure anon. Women can't lie or pretend. I bet you think Moona is autistic and never had a boyfriend too

>>22641034
Flare will molest our daughter.

>>22634245
Choco also did hentai asmr which is probably how YAGOO found her

>>22684166
They can, but what's the point? Pretending to be a massive yurifag isn't really something that brings in viewers.

>>22685094
The "Imma deep throat this microphone now" style of ASMR or something different?

>>22687264
Here
https://japaneseasmr.com/19996/

>>22685123
Numbers and the vtuber and anime industry say otherwise

>>22673367
Hololive is like a chuuba retirement home.

>>22687753
I don't really buy the theory that pretending men don't exist somehow makes a chuuba's numbers better.
All the big holos (Rushia, Pekora, Coco, Marine, Aqua) are/were either only interested in guys or at least have no problem talking about what sort of men they like.

>>22677341
To me, she's more like /u/ enthusiast than anything tho yuribaiting is also effective to bait gachikoi albeit not as much as GFE
>>22684166
Autism and having bf/gf is not mutually exclusive, anon

>>22687557
>>22687264
>>22685094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--o0--QOPyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDQ3AOcfeVg

>>22688286
Rushia? she cried when a arurandeisu flashed on sream once, naked dogeza and all.

>>22680449
I wish the artist would draw more thicc miosha. Truly delicious. Hags are at their prime when they're eating for two

>>22688286
>Aqua
>Pekora
>Marine
>Coco
Just say you don't watch streams. They don't bite the hands that feeds them

>>22689800
Same, a bit of extra padding is nice, most holos are borderline underweight
Rumor has it that Korone’s roommate got a bit chubby again
A few years ago she used to be 83kg

>>22689800
>>22690130
Wrong thread, architects. Keep your filth in your containment threads

>>22689875
Pekora is straight as fuck and cringes at yuribait, Marine is constantly horny for dick, her sexual fantasies always include men.
The other two are less clear but at least Coco had talked about what sort of guys she liked on stream.

>>22688286
Choco likes gaijin men
FBK likes Mads Mikkelsen

>>22690595
Choco likes INTELLIGENT and SUCCESSFUL gaijin otaku men that know Japanese and will placate her autism benders.
AKA: Nobody on this entire website. Possibly nobody in the world.

>>22689875
Don't know about others but Coco said in some interview her ex

>>22638534
>tell me if you want me to link the page of the doujinshi
please

>>22687942
More like NND retirement home

>>22691339
>her ex
she was talking about kazuma kiryu lol

>>22692652
>Spoiler
I tried to look it up since it's been a while read that but turns out it was kson's interview before she made it into hololive but regardless, she still talked about her ex there https://tokyogirlsupdate.com/kson-streamer-niconico-201805138587.html

>>22691555
https://nhentai.net/g/174455/

>>22630660
I knew I started watching her for a reason. My hag senses were tingling

>>22643305
Have we confirmed her age yet?

>>22692860
Even Kson doent collab with males besidea that Ex convicted fella that is kind of popular there

>>22690352
Marine yuribaits with every holomember. Pekora despites not yuribaiting and disliking homos in general she acts like men dont exist. So I stand my point

>>22690253
>Pregnancy is architecture now
Zoom zoom

>>22695166
Nope. The only new ID girl with info posted is Zeta

>>22695605
>>22695166
there's some speculation from comments Zeta's page in the usual site but there's still no conclusive evidence yet so far

>>22695508
Not sure if you're the OG anon, but I don't get why it's so hard to believe some chuubas are actual dykes. There's enough girls in Hololive that it would be statistically unlikely for there to be not, even if we don't count for other factors.

>>22692931
Tskr

>>22698253
Dykes don't exist because female sexuality is fluid.

Damn you hag posters, my first holo sex dream was claimed by Mio despite Gura being my oshi

>>22699340
imagine Mio breastfeeding Gura

>>22699340
You're welcome

>>22699384

Wich Holohag would be the most breedable?

>>22699694
It's gotta be Mio. She exudes motherly energy like no other. I would do anything to have a beautiful family with her and have that woman raising our children.

>>22699491
based Rome mythology chad
there’s also a legend in Japan that some warlords were raised by wolves, and back then they believed wolf milk would make you grow up big and strong
>ywn have Mio come to your village and let you suck from her fat wolf tits

>>22699694
Koyo, though >>22700495 is a close second

>>22701123
>ywn get Koyo pregnant and have her experience the miracle of birth
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YNq96fNYF-0

>>22699694
In a few months it'll be Choco. Her roommate has said multiple times that she really wants kids.

>>22695166
my prediction is between 23-25 y.o

quite hag for my taste

Cute dog wowowowowowow

>>22701310
What does each hag’s milk taste like?

>>22680180
Sex

>>22705360
Stop posting these brown hags

Lui dying in childbirth...

>>22705688
Make me bitch. I love my half-elf hag and nothing you say will change that.

>>22705879
Would Flare like anal?

>>22699694
My dick says AkiRose.

I WANT TO FUCK HAGS

>>22707055
Your dick has patrician taste.

>>22706041
Only if you pay attention to the rest of her body as well

>>22701414
Anon that's not how it works

>>22583705
wait flare is hag?

>>22707055
I really like the idol outfits that have the tummy cutout

>>22715905
Early Japanese poems feature many references to the female bellybutton, informed by the belief that the bellybutton symbolizes the center of where all life begins

>>22698253
Dykes dont exist. And everybody acts like a lesbian in the vtuber industry. Do you beleeb they are all lesbian? Also if one were lesbian you'd see it on her previous personas.

>>22695435
Kson's first collab post Hololive was with VOMS's Daimonji Ryugon who is a guy.

>>22720776
Was Nui confirmed a hag? I remember her being 2 years away.

>>22583705

>>22722288
i've seen her get posted in these threads before so i thought she was

>>22583705
uoooaaaaaah flare

>>22722315
>>22722460
but marine definitely isn't. i can hardly wait though

This is who becomes a hag this year
Saionji Mary
Yuzuki Choco
Yozora Mel
Houshou Marine
Asano Ruri