/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>22578451
Not sure if based...

I actually like her model...

The one western Vtuber that is actually seiso

https://twitter.com/rin7914
>she’s considered so important she gets her name put beside Lamy in her mama’s twitter handle

I just checked her out and there were male voices on some of her videos not long ago before she became a vtuber. Hopefully she sacrificed their souls in exchange for her new model.

I want to sex this children's entertainer.

>>22578451
>FNAF videos
Vox found a friend!

>>22578451
Is this the ultimate seiso vtuber? What the fuck?

>world's most popular English-speaking VTuber
ogey

>>22578631
Shes been on big tv projects and stuff.
Probably just some staff or producers in vlogging or something

>>22578631
OH NONONONO KEKIEBROS??

>>22578451
>A thread for discussing the world's
this is only going to invite shitposting op...

>>22578807
I'm just telling it how it is. No editorializing needed.

>ywn mind break her out of being seiso

>>22578451
You should make a /convert/ general instead. Also, collab with Wolfychu when? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM3_KDZjnPs

Any porn yet?

>>22578958
A gura collab is more likely
no seriously they have the same interests and hobbies I desperately want to see it happen now

>>22578603
Have you seen her sub count?

>Antis so mald cunny is n#1 they're willing to call any rando tittiestreamer a vtuber

>>22579118
Holy mother of copium

Ironically her content reminds me of browniebee’s lol

>>22578451
Gyaru Lamy

>17.6 million subscribers
How?

Kind of disgusting that she feels the need to point out that 17 million sub in her Twitter bio, her designer pointing it out and everyone needing to bring it up.

Sounds like heavy compensation.

She entertains kids, so it's not difficult to do so.

>>22578539
>>22579227
rare holofoil Lamy

>>22579379
If i had 17m subs you bet your ass il flaunting it to your face too lol.
Lets be honest here most of us thats currently interested in her is because she suddenly showed up as a vtuber with 17m subs

>>22579223
What could’ve been

>>22578807
She makes content for actual 9 year olds, I don’t think anybody here is actually gonna discuss the content.

>>22579118
>so mald
Huge projection. Iron Vertex doesn't create models for randos

>>22579379
Okay, you do it. Let us know how many subs you get.

>>22579511
That sim hospital game shes playing actually looks fun not gonna lie

>>22579511
Just like Gura then and yet she has like her own general but somehow this one is bad

>>22578451
Mommy gyaru..

>>22579648
Obviously, because shes not hololive all non hololive topics must be expunged

>17.6 Mil yt subs but only 21 k twitter followers
so bots?

>>22579118
>tittiestreamer
???
what are you trying to say anon? I know the timezone chart says sea hours start around now but you don’t have to be like that

>>22579648
please don't bully chumbuds now that they lost in numbers they have nothing left

>>22579704
small children aren't huge Twitter users

>>22579487
I like how pretty the model is and that her voice is clearer than other vtubers.

>numberfags invading comfy tard wrangler thread
it’s all so tiring...

>>22579767
She would be useful for ESLs, besides her built-in audience of kids.
It's like how some ESL teachers make their students listen to Eminem because he enunciates so clearly compared to other rappers/singers.

This is how it begins, before dawn any fag with a png is gonna be calling themselves a vtuber
holoEN was a mistake

>>22579900
>he didn’t watch her debut
it’s not a png. fucking tourist.

>>22579900
Png? Bro her rigging is better than most of hololive

>>22579712
Technically both annoying orange and cooksie have beaten gura in subscriber count and views. but the meidos don't like orange and yet somehow keep up posts masturbating over numbers and money like it somehow makes the streams more entertaining to watch. and also keeping up countless console war tier threads as well

>>22579118
She dont even stream its all prerecorded but anonchama is already on OH GOD YOU DONT UNDETSTAND COPE mode

>>22579985
Beating gura in views isnt an achivement. All gura has is 4m dead subs
But with cookieswirl now a vtuber gura basically lost her only appeal

That lowering vtubing standards to "any utuber who grabs a gif" will inevitably lead to the decline of industry standards as a whole and bastardization of vtubing until disney inevitably buys hololive and we get avengertubers t

>>22578451
Hey wait WHAT?
Oh dear god I hope she doesn't implant ideas into my teenage sister that being a vtuber is a great idea.

>>22578807
this is a bait thread, i don't think OP is expecting actual discussion

>>22579374
Parents leave Youtube on auto-play all day playing kids stuff. If some of their vids make it into the algorithm, it's millions of free views.

>>22580260
Actually a smart target imo because children are willing to watch literally the same video for hours and hours nonstop. I remember when baby shark was a thing my fuckin niece wouldnt stop blasting it on her ipad nonstop and i was stuck in van with her and her shitty normie parents on a 4 hour long drive

>>22580260
Leaving stuff on auto-play isn’t the same as smashing that like and subscribe button

>>22579985
Pokimane also beats Gura

so anyone going to dive into the comments to see how many shotas just pop aboner over her..

sisters..is it over? the normies won

>>22580422
You realize you demonetize your content by putting it in the "for kids" category, right?

>>22579985
>cooksie
LOL cooksie is a clipper. He’s one of the most famous clippers but I assure you he doesn’t have more subs than Gura
https://youtube.com/c/Cooksie

>>22580503
Yea actually its full of soccer moms praising her for raising their child for them

>>22578451
>ywn erp as a shota with her
Why live?

Is vtubing the new puppetry

>>22580554
Shes been doing this for 13 years and has tons of sponsors and an actual professional team and a dedicated studio+office. I can assure you shes making boatloads of money from this gig

>>22580467
Yeah, a fraction of parents will bother to sub/like if they approve of the content, which will cement you in the kids algorithm.

>>22578451
/cookie/ is perfect name for another ryona fetish general, OP

>>22580477
Not a great comparison. There is nothing about CookieSwirlC’s last 2 views that suggest she doesn’t plan on using the model for most if not all videos going forward.
People who have had a vtubing model as a goof is not what we are talking about here.
And it’s not like Cookie was a flesh streamer before this

>>22580672
Sure but not from those videos. Those only serve to grow the channel. You have to do both.

is there any lewd of this precious gyaru chuuba?

>been doing this gig for 13 years
>style of content similar to browniebee and predates her by a good 8 years
Guys i think this girl might have actually inspired gura to be a youtuber lol

>>22580940
cookie started two years after.

I doubt I will ever watch her content but as long as she keeps using the model I will allow her the rank of vtuber.

She should keep the model but change the outfit to be less provocative, If CodeMiko and rule Twitch as the largest vtuber, CookieSwirlC can do the same on YT, her outfit needs to be more friendly so parents don't freak out.

>>22581031
Doesn’t mean they couldn’t watch each other and communicate back then
oh wait you’re a tribalfag you don’t understand that

>>22579118
She's not a titty streamer. Not even a streamer she is a toy channel. Lots of reviews on elsa dolls, dumb baby diy projects and roblox RP. Being a titty streamer would be more respectable than what she does.

>>22580242
I meant for the OP to be humorous, but I am honestly interested in what people think of her and her popularity.

>>22580582
big yikes

>>22581109
>respectable
This is America. Being rich and/or successful is inherently respectable.

>>22581109
Anon what you’re describing is the past life of some previous most subscribed vtuber in the world.
same thing just another person

I know we've already noted her comments are full of people who say they watched her as a child and are now old enough to vomit garbage in a YT comments section, but did you also notice that the vast majority of them are female?

>>22581109
Honestly, the youth would be less rotten with more titty streamers and less roblox.

>>22581109
Soooooooo just like gura back then?

>>22581045
how is her outfit provocative

>>22578451
Uh could you not? The biggest vtuber is Gura.

>>22579118
>titty streamer when she runs a YouTube channel for children
Wut

>>22581045
>If CodeMiko and rule Twitch as the largest vtuber
wat

>>22581109
What's wrong with running a family friendly YouTube channel

>>22581348
>biggest
I don't know what you mean by biggest. Maybe you just mean the one you like a lot.
I said most popular, not biggest.

REJECT STREAMING
RETVRN TO 10-MINVTE CLIPS
Streaming and its consequences have been a disaster for vtubing.

>>22581209
>vtuber that target soccer moms and roblox kids
Ahhh so the meta has shifted once again i see

>>22581327
You mean when she was a child herself on a different channel? is that what you mean doxfag?

>>22581348
17m subs > 4m subs
Learn2numbers the future is now old man move over shes the new numbers queen

>>22581397
Gura is the most popular

>>22581418
and she did it the right way. She came to play seriously, not like these fleshstreamers who dabble in vtubing as a part of a trend or meme

>>22578994
SOMEONE PLEASE SEND THIS TO NIPS DOUJIN ARTISTS. WE WILL HAVE SHOTA X GYARU MOMMY FOR DAYS

>>22581332
She looks pretty sex honestly.

>>22581348
Not anymore lol

>>22581497
Yes, among the population of people who live inside your head, she is indeed the most popular.
But in the external world, CooksieSwirlC is the most popular.

Some spiteful fuck is gonna false flag and then end up posting a certain past life responding to himself and get the thread nuked isn’t he...

>>22581484
Doesn't count unless she creates new channel. sorry fag those are the rules and always have been. It's why pewdiepie doesn't count.

Artists i know you’re /here/ start working on cookieswirl r34 now asap

>>22579118
calm down chumkek, cookie has been gura's oshi for nearly a decade

>>22581045
I'm far from a prude but her outfit and looks in general may freak out normies, and overall I can see the SEEEEEGS spams in her comments from ageplayers or tan Lamy fans or wanting to ERP shota with her. Also yes, I agree her channel content looks like a pajeet elsagate bot channel, and watching her videos on incognito already fills recomendations with finger family and Peppa Pig shit.
That aside, I watched her vid after her debut and her content is definitely for kids. alright. Her voice is annoying, her videos are edited in such a way she's talking fucking constantly and overall talks to viewers like they're retards but that goes with being a kiddy streamer. Her voice actually gave me a headache.
Shame the design is cute, but webm related this is how I feel about the whole thing.

>>22581578
I mean... it's not that hard for me to create another one. I just need to get a variety of Cookie images to use, that's the toughest part. Within a week or so, that won't be a problem.

>>22579563
Two Point Hospital is pretty fun. It's the spiritual successor to Theme Hospital

>>22581579
Yea tell that to nyanners

>>22581579
PDP, did ONE stream as a VTuber as a joke, don't come crying to /vt/ once cookie does this constantly, also there's a ton of streamers that were facetubers before deciding to go full vtuber that have caught up with career Vtubers.

>>22581663
Or Saruei
or plenty of others.

>>22581596
>I'm far from a prude
this is code for I'm a huge prude.
no different from "I'm not racist but..."

>>22581679
He did more than one.

>>22581655
Man the last theme games ive played was the theme park one in the ms dos days. This girl has a unique taste in games i might actually buy that hospital game seems legit fun and relaxing especially when i need a break from being sweaty with elden ring

>>22580838
Pretty much no one makes money from youtube videos anymore. The vast majority of creators revenue is from sponsorships and patreon

>>22581679
Honestly ive actually watched some of her recent content and her lets plays are actually more entertaining than some of holo/niji en her voice is also nice, energetic and pretty clear. I like it shes very professional

>>22581761
>legit fun and relaxing
It's really fucking hectic in the later levels but it's fun to just dick around in sandbox mode
Play the original Theme Hospital soundtrack for maximum comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DRt4j7GQR4

>>22581381
Family Friendly content is the lowest form of content creation simply because all you have to do is speak to people like a retard, have red and green arrows in thumbnail and play with toys and have color vomit shit.
>>22581740
Anon I like Choco. I'm in contact with normies with children and I can assure you that cleavage and the little covered boob window WILL get normie parents to thorw a fit. They are very gung-ho about keeping kids away from anything that can be remotely seen as slightly sexual.

>>22581864
production value TM

>>22581529
AHHH WHY IS SHE SO HOT FUUUCK

>>22579985
Annoying Orange was never a Vtuber, it's videos with a voiceover and some special effects. Vtubers require a rigged model that is controlled via motion.

>>22581945
So what? It's for the kids. There's nothing wrong with that. You're saying this as if sitting in front of an iPhone and playing a video game for three hours is some type of high art.

>>22581418
Better than fighting over the same slice of pie as everyone else.

>>22581945
>all you have to do
this is the guy seething at the Jackson Pollock painting that he could do that, yet somehow he doesn't.

>>22581529
ARTISTCHADS WHERE YOU ALL AT?! WE NEED YOUR POWERS!

>>22581996
So that discounts Gorillaz as well? What about Miku, who's purely virtual?

>>22581864
the 18 million subs are not an accident

>>22581529
This is a vtuber model targeted at children.

>>22582100
I don't know if there's a (official) rigged model controlled via motion for them.

>>22582122
yeah, well, throughout most of human history, kids slept in tiny huts and caves and watched their parents (and probably others) bone each other. A little booba isn't going to harm junior, beyond making him hungry.

These kids will develop some nice fetishes growing up

>>22582057
>You're saying this as if sitting in front of an iPhone and playing a video game for three hours is some type of high art
It's not, but when you look at family friendly content you can see it is even lower effort when compared to just streaming games and the likes. You really do not require much to entertain zoomers and if you check family friendly channels they... Look like Cookie's channel which is enough by itself.
>>22582072
Because I have some pride anon and I refuse to do food color challenges or sing finger family.

>>22578539
Jesus anon, you got really bad taste.

>>22582321
fuck you her model is pure sex

>>22582321
gay taste, get out

>>22582321
I zoomed in on the tits and the ribcage-imitating chains.

It's good

>>22582321
ur gay

It's hilarious seeing anyone pretending to give a shit about this person or their content.

>>22582477
>hilarious
very odd and funny that people would be interested in the most popular performer on a forum dedicated to discussing that type of performer.

>>22582477
is this thread or baitposts, you decide

>>22582299
>refuse to
It's easy to refuse to do what you have no ability to do.

>>22582477
not pretending shes hot and her voice is clear so fuck you. now let me continue watching kids videos by her for the rest of my life

>>22582477
Who said im pretending anon when recent vtuber content is so shit and coomer baiting that her recent work seems alot better and more wholesome by comparison this seems like a nice breath of fresh air to me. Not to mention her voice sounds like an angel

>>22580148
i've been here too long because I can't tell if this is bait or srs

>>22582477
Ive come to realize that daily 10 min highlight filled vids is superior to hour long streams with nothing but dead air and zatsudan superchat reading

>>22578451
Based

>>22582560
I know you want her to ageplay with you anon, but don't pretend singing finger family and johny johny yes papa is so difficult that the land of pookeks aren't constantly shitting them out.

Guys whats out fanbase name?

>>22581529
See sana this is how to have a brown vtuber body and still be fucking sexy as fuck

>>22579511
>content aimed at actual 9 year olds
finally someone who caters to my mental age.

>>22582703
Still waiting for you to do it if its so easy
And dont give me shit about pride. You’re posting in /vt/ talking about anime women while living in your mom’s basement. You have no pride

>>22582578
I wouldn't mind an actual wholesume vtuber too, but this one catters to booger eaters and the nonstop talking and the annoying voice really show that.
I want a wholesome vtuber that has cozy zatsudan, plays games but isn't too loud and above all that her voice doesn't fucking accelerate my hearing loss.

How much you want to be she doesn't actually play the video games and just does the voiceovers?
Also is Rin mama going to leave out just new chink daughter? If so based and subbed.

>>22582871
>annoying voice
????? GTFO Get the fuck out right now

>>22582871
Gura

>>22582477
Fuck you dude. HAHA BING BING WAHOO THE COW GOES MOO HAHAHA

>>22581529
Whoever this person this has quite the sexual fetish. Tanned, blue eyes, gold pierced cheetah ears, white opal twin tail hair, gold accessories draped on and around the body, flashy white diamonds, white cloth jacket to emphasize the tanned skin, black tattoo that looks native, some kind of garter, see through skirt that just barely stop before her crotch if shes even wearing any. I wouldnt be surprised if she has a butterfly thong. Below the rainbow heart looks fucking terrible though, you dont need it but I know she has the cash for it. Either way I love tan

>>22582719
cookie cutters

>>22583030
Having a clear voice is very different from tone, timbre, etc. You can understand her pretty well, but that does not take away the fact her voice feels like needles in my eardrum. Sometimes voices are shitty and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>22583042
Besides Gura, I mean. I do love me some Gura, though.

>>22583094
She's had a character picture as part of her intro splash screen for a long time now, years. It varies depending on the era, a year or two ago she had these hideous 3d models probably from some kids game, the last six months or so it's been anime drawings. And yes they are all tanned skin, blonde or white hair, tons of accessories, rainbow shit everywhere. 90% sure it's meant to appeal to young girls though, in a cheap makeup and sparkly accessories targeted at 12-year-olds kind of way.

>>22581529
So lore is shes just a sentient cookie made of cookiedough and candy.
So will her pussy leak caramel syrup or honey when i eat her out?

>>22578603
Can this devolve into a backlash? I wonder.

tasty chumbud tears on f*lse comments

>>22578451
>she has a thread now
BAsed

>>22583553
to be fair to some of us chumbuds, the ones getting salty about this are either new or too young and care about numbers lmao

>>22582728
>this could have been sana
im glad a model like that wasn't wasted on sana.

>>22582100
>>22582179
Gorillaz actually did a whole bunch of mocap interviews and other promos with 2D and Murdoc back in 2017.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftkZ1LTx92g

>>22582536
You didn't know this person existed before today.

>>22579487
I don’t know anything about her but I’m assuming the channel’s been around for years and she’s now jumping on the chuuber train.

>>22584327
Dosent mean i cant actually like her
Her insane sub count got me intrested. Her voice, quality live2d+rigging and short and sweet recent content got me hooked

>>22580503
More to the point, is anyone going to go on her comments and roleplay as a Shota?

>>22585039
Look how many comments she gets all filled with soccer moms
Its just gonna get buried

>>22581996
the orange itself is the rig. Orange is more of a vtuber because he's playing a character. nobody in hololive EN is a vtuber because they're just anime streamers being themselves

>>22578451
I like her energy and her model is pure sex!

>>22586347
I agree about orange but
>holoen is just streamers being themselves
they clearly still filter themselves and play somewhat a character. its not full kayfabe but there's a clear difference between them on their holo accounts and their real selves. not including mori because she's a dumb whore.

and I say that as someone that doesn't watch a ton of hololive, but compare a holo streamer to some of the indies, there's a huge difference between how the 2 act.

>>22586347
Gura and Bae are very different, Gura would perfectly have fit in Vshojo as well and Bae is pretty mellow.

Make bets on how long this thread lasts before everyone gets bored of pretending to watch this person.

>>22578451
>as the YouTube meta changes she changes along with it
>been doing this for almost 10 years now
Honestly gotta admire this girl's hustle.

>>22578451
Sell me on her. Does she give mommy vibes?

>>22587321
This is a bait thread, this place never tires of bait. There will a new thread tomorrow, and definitely one on the day Gura reaches 4M.

>>22587321
I will never get bored of her

>>22578451
The next thing you know western media & twitter keyboard warriors will demand vtubers to be fucking kids friendly...

You talk about her videos as if they are elsa videos. Yes they are made for kids who play roblox, but her videos are not marked for youtube kids, at least not for the recent one where she uses her model

honestly i dont care, she has a hot voice so i want to have lesbian sex with her where she dominates me

>>22591638
I have to wonder if she wants an audience shift or thinks of adding vtuber fans into the mix. Admittedly it feels she's equating "anime girl = children stuff".
>>22588266
Then chuubas will have to tell them they're entertain adults and they're not marketed towards toddlers just because they're 2D. Go and raise your fucking children instead of leaving it to youtubers.

>>22591638
Who the fuck is watching then then?

>>22591995
>lesbian
sir...

>>22578451
>no titty bounce
Boo
>chains bounce
Kinky sex

>>22581209
Oh no she is the Vox killer, not the Gura killer

>>22578669
keep coping chumbud

>>22581529
Holy Mother of sex. Why the fuck does she need to be a children's vtuber. God the rule34's can't cum soon enough!

>>22578451
>literally started her vtuber career out of jealousy of gura, since they used to be rival channels but gura btfo her sub botted elsagate pedoshit out of the water and generated actual interest among human viewers
not a good starting point

>>22599945
How bout you back that up with a source

>Cookie is going to be someone's first fap
Lucky little fucker, all I got was low polygon Tomb Raider titties

>>22578451
literally who?

>>22581109
>Being a titty streamer would be more respectable than what she does.
No it wouldn't.

>>22578451
Cute! CUTE!

>>22582321
Faggot detected

based on her channel stats, she mostly increases subs every 2-3 weeks in a big 100k baches. it seems very likely to be buying subs regularly

https://www.noxinfluencer.com/youtube/channel/UCelMeixAOTs2OQAAi9wU8-g


comparing to Gawr Gura stats for how she gets her subs makes it more clear how abnormal it is.
https://www.noxinfluencer.com/youtube/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g

>>22581529
Holy fucking sex. May I be the first to say

Mating press

cookies stats

Numbersfaggots are so insecure and pathetic.

>>22602893
Once you reach that size that growth is completely normal.

>>22581996
>Annoying orange isn't a vtuber
Reddit, twitter, hell even Facebook. Go anywhere but here nigga

Are chumbuds retarded? Why do you guys keep falling for bait threads ffs..

>>22602893
>>22602956
now this is next level cope

>>22582871
If you don't mind ID girls check out ZEA. Even when she tries to be unseiso she comes off as seiso.

I only realized it now - she isn't brown, she's cookie-skinned.

>>22581945
Coomer Friendly content is the lowest form of content creation simply because all you have to do is speak to people like a whore, have booba in thumbnail and play games and have cum.

Is she, dare I say, the real Gura killer?

>>22603671
The only time this shit phrase can be used unironically

>>22603258
If I tried to eat her would it hurt?

>>22581529
Damn. Kids have it nice these days.

>>22604346
it would be extremely painful

>>22581529
That looks like some western Kickstarter VN character design… did she design it herself? That would explain the lack of any coordination.

>>22582477
this, people just like her model, she doesn't do anything actually interesting unless you are literally LITERALLY six years old.

>>22604912
IT's based on her roblox avatar apparently, Lammy-mama just made it actually palatable.

Just checked her contents. Wtf is these shit?? People watched this??

>>22605325
Can't deny that the design actually looks great.

>>22605392
esl...

>>22605392
children

>>22604805
For me

>>22605392
Great SEA found the thread now

>>22581529
do we have any other chuubas from their mama cuz this just looks like brown lamy
based thread btw

>>22604346

She’d probably like it, her cookie persona used to get eaten in the intro

>>22602893
Anon... you should know that YouTube only reports the first 3 digits of someone's subcount publicly/API. Any live counts you see are estimates, or from the YouTuber's personal analytics page.
So for 1.00 to 9.99 million subs, it's reported every 10k. For 10.0 to 99.0, it's reported every 100k.
Anyway if you're baiting, good job, ya got me.

>>22578603
Maybe read the thread first >>22606150

>>22606299
bravo

>>22606150
Maybe read the thread first >>22578603

>>22606299
I'll let you know how she tastes

You have to be a psychopath to make a kids channel on Youtube

>>22582693
This is it goslingbro, the only one chuuba that will cater your niche because she will never collab with anyone even a female.

>>22587321
I give it two days

>>22582321
OUT.

So why doesn't she approach Minecraft market? Pretty sure Roblox is dying rn

I LOVE HER NOW BECAUSE I LOVE BEEEEG NUMBERS COOKIE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22609286
This but unironically

Whats with all the seething chumbuds in here? We dont go to /ggg/ and shit on your general. Why are you guys so threatened by us

>>22609286
This, but for Gura over the past 2 years.

>>22609693
Success breeds jealousy.

>>22578451
Did she even have a plan to stream? Or she's just gonna upload content only?

>>22608004
Fucking newfag. You've never watched a cookie video I'm your life! She's collab with her female and male friends all the time! Maybe watch streams/videos threadreader!

Is this what Gura could become?

>>22610809
The funny thing is Gura used to make LPS videos way back in the day but didnt know how to game the algorithm to get the kid clicks. This could have been her.

>>22610930
>Gura used to make LPS videos way back
That's why I've asked exactly.

>>22578451
since she's so good with kids she's perfect for breeding!

>>22591638
A lot of the older videos she's made are marked as Youtube Kids if you bother to look through them

>>22610809
Ladies and gentlemen the ultimate meta

>>22580672
i have a feeling this should be illegal

>>22581529
The design's actually pretty decent except for these chains. This area just looks overdesigned.

I for one am happy she's become a vtuber, imagine the holotards preaching gura because FUCKING NUMBERS are going to feel because they got pushed out by someone with an already established fanbase and numbers to back up their sub count

At the end of the day it's all just numbers, and anyone I see preaching about gura being number 2 in subs I'm going to unironically scream COPE, SEETHE, YOU HAVE NOTHING NOW

I like gura btw but number fags deserve this, if they move to cookie just because of numbers ir proves they're not even really fans, just chasing bragging rights

how is she gonna handle the rule34 that'll come her way though, it's going to happen

>>22612400
Nobody is going to watch her but hopefully numberfags can calm down with their retarded shit flinging over a few thousand views subs or ccv here and there when they realize massive channels could BTFO them at any time. Its like minnows arguing amongst themselves while sharks are circling

>>22611778
It's a roblox aesthetic, it's hard to explain. Think of it like you're a 90-year old retired veteran looking at it and you'll understand

>>22578451
>Holofags losing their “#1 vtuber” position
I welcome our new queen that makes them seethe.

>>22599446
>Noooooo he doesn't count because it's against my opinion!!!1!!1!11

>>22609693
>>22603168
>chumbuds
>caring
lol.
Anyway here's what an actual chumbud post looks like. Hope that helps, see you around

Literally only two people care about this girl

a.) people who just think the model is sex and are impressed it popped up out of nowhere and mogs a lot of actual corpo designs
b.) butthurt shitters who are trying to probe if this is some way to try to zing gura in specific even though pewdiepie did literally the same stunt but somehow this doesn't count if it's him

The audacity to try to make a general for someone who doesn't stream and whose only content is algo bot shit for 6 year olds speaks to the fucking depths of retardation some people have here. leave this bitch be, come back for the porn only and just leave it at that.

>>22613318
I care because its almost guaranteed other channels will copycat this. There are literally hundreds of women on youtube with lets play and toy channels in the 500k-2mil subs range. Those are the ones you should be worried about. Even normies have heard of Cookieswirl so yes it is a big deal

>>22612400
>how is she gonna handle the rule34 that'll come her way though, it's going to happen
She is doomed. Her essentially being a kindergarten teacher with that getup just begs for all kinds scenarios

>>22613516
You can have 1m subs and still be poor as a shithouse rat, which was Gura's situation pre-gura. They can't and won't all spent what was easily thousands on nice rigging/models.

The difference is this girl also makes elsagate-tier shit that farms toddler views and just exploits Youtube like an actual human parasite, and as a result from the ad/viewbux must be absolutely fucking loaded from these efforts to be able to blow a wad of cash on a frivolous model for fun.

It honestly feels like Gura has become totally irrelevant. She'll never match the sheer global dominance of CookieSwirlC

>>22613609
She wont get canceled for r34 of her existing as long as she doesnt address it or comment on it. People are more internet savvy now and understand people are going to draw porn of stuff

.

>>22613698
If you think some of these woman minecraft lets players dont have the money or the willpower to get a vtuber model youre delusional. The reason they couldnt do it before is because of the association with vshojo/hololive antics which clippers have spread far and wide. A totally bland and uncontroversial (and hugely successful) youtuber becoming a vtuber is a step toward the floodgates opening

>>22613849
how is this worse than an adult men fawning over an underage looking shark acting like a child while playing minecraft(childrens game) and laughing at dick jokes and poopoopeepee?

>>22614056
You're being disingenious to try to spread some narrative that this stupid shit is an actual threat. The content as she makes it is simply nothing like what livestreamers do, not even close to comparable. Have you SEEN anything in the OP? Watched full videos? She talks to the audience like a preschool teacher and just goes (boots up toddler game) "wooow isn't this amazing" in a heavily clipped video because she knows kids have very very short attention spans.

If she starts not just streaming minecraft but playing Elden Ring etc yes she'd be more like an actual sudden competitor, but I highly doubt that is the plan. It's some girl who is probably like 39 by now only just now years later learning what a vtuber is and thinking "hey I could use this for my channel maybe" and continuing to do what she always does only with a new gimmick to see if that helps anything.

Maybe she's actually tired of doing retarded shit for children and wants to try something new, but if that was the case you'd think she'd start a new channel or prepare this differently than she did.

>>22611778
How is it decent. Just the colours alone in your crop makes it look like it was done with the colour range of a $5 marker set. Its low-tier design wise. The lines and rendering may look good, but the design itself is bottom-tier amateur.

I can agree that Genshin is literally for kids

>>22614279
>>22613849
you need help

>>22609227
>roblox dying

anon...

>>22614602
It's colorful to appeal to kids. Not much more to think about really. It looks good because anything ramy's mama turns out is going to look pretty good, more likely than not. You're being impressed at a hired gun and being fooled into thinking she's actually serious when it's more like if someone hired Ferrari to design a golf cart and they make a cool looking car and call it a 'golf cart.' It's still just going to be used as a golf cart, cookie simply hired someone actually-competent to design her instead of some Fiverr shit like most indies scrape up because she must be completely loaded from running an unattended child clickfarm channel for so long so successfully.

/vt/ is literally only fagging over her because she has a vtuber model and has more subs than Gura
Not a single one of you incels is gonna actually watch her videos and /cookie/ is gonna die out in a week

tldr this is just another shizo nothingburger

>>22615089
more like it proves Gura lives rent free in solid gold palaces in peoples' minds, probably niji and vshojo fans pushing this shit guaranteed.

>>22615194
Unironically go back to preschool if you actually watch her content

ENTER

>>22613318
>>22615089
I care because I unironically want a seiso vtuber, I will not watch every video of her, but she still plays stuff like Pokemon/Kirby, etc and some neutral indie games, so there is some stuff there that I could enjoy.

>>22615089
Fuck you faggot. I'm membering and going to keep the /cookie/ threads alive just to spite you. She's bring back the old days when it wasn't just 6 hour stream of the fotm game!/s
Also waiting for people to post some good rule34.
Anyway numberfags stopped caring about sub number when Gura came in. It always was and always has been a shit metric to go off.

>>22615274
Watch one or two videos, come back and tell me how you liked them.
If you're not into being talked to like a child, I doubt you'll watch her for long

>>22615089
I only found out about her because of the conversion, but she's pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9FEjqxzWzg

I can see her showing educational video games to our children.

>>22613774
She won't, but betcha parents won't like it when google throws booru porn of her when their kid searches for her. It'll be horsefuckers and MLP all over again.
>>22613698
>>22613963
If her numbers go up after her "chuuba" debut other toy parasite channels will take notice and if they have the cash they will definitely jump into the bandwagon like twitch thots did. However, this has the potential of being even worse because millenial parents will see these innapropiate animu girls on their kids' playlist after they went from Cookie to Mouse talking about cum in her eye and will complain that the anime girl is so lewd and that their children found porn of them i.e. when camwhores on chatturbate thought Melody catters to children simply because 2D.

>>22615454
From your attitude from being told just the obvious truth that nobody actually cares about this shit, maybe you're actually age-appropriate for her content. However that would make you underage and I might remind you you need to be at least 18 to post here.

>>22615454
I'm literally only in this thread for porn, though it's gonna take a few days for anything good to surface, especially since her 500k viewers won't be drawing anything that makes it past their mommy's fridge

>>22578451
She sounds real cute and mommylike. Gonna watch her capybara gam,e videos.

>>22581786
ogey
https://youtu.be/0DtTwGFwcQs?t=493

>>22579511
Gura gets discussed daily.

>>22615650
>Can't understand sarcasm
Maybe you're the underage dumbarse anon

>>22578451
Uhhh what? I watch Vtubers all day long. Never heard of her and was never recommended a video of her. Now I see she has 17million subs.
Where the fuck did she come from?

>>22615515
whoa, just like every EN vtuber, but without the sexual part

>>22615872
On /vt/ I'm more inclined to take posts at face value than believe someone is actually trying to be cleverly sarcastic, especially with all the ESLs here who struggle just to communicate period.

>>22615089
>/vt/ is literally only fagging over her because she has a vtuber model and has more subs
So she's just like the HoloEN, then?

>>22615454
subs are still a great metric because that's what affects channels being promoted to new viewers, the numberfag shift to live view counts was entirely based on seething over the meme shark, and after her 190k outfit reveal they started coming up with more new metrics as needed

>>22595741
>>22611240
Yes, what I meant to say is that her (current) audience is not literally toddlers on yt kids autoplay, but genshin/roblox kids who can go online on their own
(you can say it might be worse, imagine if some 12-year-old wants to google his favorite lets play oneesan and click into /cookie/ general...)

>>22578451
Chumbros...

>>22615945
You must be beyond limited if all EN vtubers you know of talk to you like an infant

>>22615971
I put the /s in it just for you anon.

Would be fun if many of us started hanging out in her chat and breaking containment. Maybe we could scare away her current fanbase.

>>22616312
She doesn't have a chat, she's not a livestreamer.

>>22616343
Oh, then her channel is even more dead than I thought.

>>22615454
>numberfags stopped caring about sub number
I bet you won't think like this when Gura's new song/cover comes out and your fellow numberfags start gloating over its numbers

Holy cope shartpedos are actually going insane.

>>22611778
I need fanart that replaces the gummybears with filled condoms of the same colour.

>>22612400
Pokemon is the biggest IP and mainly aimed children and has all that porn doing fine. She will be fine as well.

>>22616610
Do your reps anon, a rough sketch was already posted in the other thread

>>22616532
>Song/cover view's = Sub Numbers
Are you fucking retarded? They already have the rule that premiere of videos don't count for the their daily Gold.
They only care two kinds of numbers CCV and Superchat.

>>22615515
>If you're not into being talked to like a child
Works for Lamy, doesn't it?

>>22616749
mMy what reps? Pixiv?

>>22617087
Are you blind or were you drop as a baby?
They said the other thread. Here >>22603631

>>22615566
Camwhores only said that because they were being disingenous, they do not actually believe that 2D=children, because if they did they would not be camwhores, because it would go against their Christian values

>>22614056
True enough, you can watch whatever you want but please, for fucks sake, stop the brute force shilling

>>22616983
Can't tell if trolling or stupid

>>22578451
Man, you guys really like this chick, huh?

>>22613849
True enough, you can watch whatever you want but please, for fucks sake, stop the brute force shilling

>>22617214
That's not as fucking rep you dumbass.

>>22617451
I just masturbated to her debut video.

>>22616389
You could always breach containment in her comments, if you manage to swim out of the soccer moms thanking her for raising their children for them.
>>22616749
Her channel content disturbs me, it's like watching pajeet elsagate bot channels, but the model is cute so at least we'll get porn out of this. It's like my relationship with GBF: don't play anymore but still enjoy the doujins.
>>22617281
Or basically women being assmad other women are doing better than them. Thot status does not influence on that.

>>22613318
If you can’t see the difference between PDP’s stunt and this woman’s serious intention to start vtubing regularly, you are very dumb

>>22617537
I'm not the one who said reps dumbfuck. Do you not have eyes? Are you to fucking retarded to look around at other threads?

>>22617396
We know you're stupid anon. It's fine

>>22578807
hello 400 IQ anon!

>>22579118
>rando tittiestreamer
based retard. as expect of a cumkiddy

>>22581529
Would mating press.

jesus
is this what you catalogue niggers are up to these days? watching channels for toddlers?

>>22618769
they never watched anything, never will, just a bunch of bootleg analysts behind their keyboard.

>>22614279
> She talks to the audience like a preschool teacher and just goes (boots up toddler game) "wooow isn't this amazing"
Here we go again with the philistine in front of the abstract art painting seething that “anyone could do that”
No you couldn’t. You sound resentful and foolish.

>>22615078
Exactly. She used some the most respected artists and riggers in the industry. They were merely following her specs.

>>22615089
It’s obvious that many of the anons in this thread already have watched her content since discovering her. We can pretend to be clairvoyant as to whether they will continue to do so, but right now she’s literally the biggest and therefore (by your own logic) the best.
Why are chumbuds so defensive?

I want a nursing handjob with cookie milk.

If I get my nephew to watch this he'll finally understand what I'm watching when he's over at hour house.

More concerned about how this kids youtuber becoming a vtuber is going to lead kids into watching shit like vshojou and "hehe vtuber said something lewd" clips. Think what you want about those things, but I hope we can all agree this is a bad thing for all parties involved. Children are already exposed to enough raunchy shit, don't need them watching horny marine clips on top of that.

>>22620318
Kids look at porn before the algorithm ever pushes some random anime whore clips into their feed.

>>22620464
Do you not see that as a problem?

>>22578451
Even for vtubers this shit is brony tier. She literally makes roblox videos for 5 year olds.

>>22621092
>>22620318
by that logic watching them play video games would have done that already. They're hearing fuck niggers and sex jokes in roblox and minecraft by 6. Stop pretending you're concerned for the kids as if half of holoEN fanbase isnt already under 18s

>>22617005
I don't watch Lami, but I assume she has that "mommy vibe" and viewers want to be spoiled with her tits or something
Meanwhile, cookie talks to you like you're a small child and explains everything like you don't understand what's even going on

>>22621989
>She literally makes roblox videos for 5 year olds.
Yeah, I chose mature vtubers for mature people like myself who play mature games like Minecraft and Mario Kart instead

>>22623160
This but unironically. You'd have to be an unironic child molester or a diaper fetishist to like roblox.