/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>still believing her lies

lol

It's over she will stream Mario 3 hours later than scheduled..

ame is such a virgo down to the health problems hehe..

what kind of human being loses to a fucking rice ball

riceball = dick
onions sauce = cum
etc

>>22509260
I like your creativity anon

>they still unrionically watch Hololive
Males are coming.

Tick tock, holocucks. Tick tock.

>>22509260
What kind of cum makes your tummy hort?

>>22509260
gluten intolerance is code for HIV
ame is dying

>>22509377
>Nijinigger is unable to type
Can't make this shit up.

>>22509389
she might be pregante

>ame
LoL

Gaymates will still say she's the best EN vtuber

>>22509260
rice ball = dick
onions sauce = black
gravy = semen

>>22509081
you'd think this bitch has fucking stomach cancer with how much her tummy hurts

>>22509260
>american food

>>22509442
>nijinigger
Don't insult me faggot, those trannies were cucked from day 1.
And honestly, they are a glimpse into your bleak future. You need to think about yourself cuck-to-be, before it's too late.

>>22509572
die out falseflagging nijinig, hololive rules!

>>22509081
Better than Gura who doesn't say anything and just outright cancels the stream for an indefinite period. At least Amelia can communicate and reschedule streams within the same day.

>>22509081
At least it's a new recipe for her tummy hort. As far as i've known we had
>gluten
>yummy gravy
>tasty thing x
Maybe she's trying to build up resistance to poison.

>>22509572
Your 2view oshi spends your SC money for condoms, cuck.

>>22509572
>>22509377
Whom should I watch then? She has to be corpo, 2views can be males.

why are you upset over a 3 hour delay?

>>22509790
this 10 year old
https://youtu.be/QWbhDMOIfss

>>22509081
don't poster members only content, you fucking mook

>limits who can view the info too
she's a 5-dollar-a-month twitch thot at heart it seems

>>22509798
it's not the 3 hour delay, it's that this has happened so many times now it's a meme and one of her emotes, it's frustrating man

>>22509081
I'm lactose intolerant, so I DON'T EAT THINGS THAT I KNOW WILL GIVE ME THE SHITS.

It does come in handy the rare times I'm constipated, though. Forget expensive medicine, I just go down to the corner store and get a tasty milkshake.

>>22509790
>has to be corpo, 2views can be
>he doesn't know about 2view corpos

>>22509081
It's called being on her period, anon. .

>>22509377
>>22509442
>>22509572
>>22509636
>>22509718
Living proof that this board is full of shitposters and shitstirrers. None of these replies actually care for hololive or Nijisanji. These are the same type of people that shit up the VSPO thread btw

>>22510230
newfag, hang yourself

I don't watch Hololive. Can this girl not go to a doctor or stop buying food that makes her sick? I feel like there is a thread on the catalog about her stomach issues every fucking week.

>>22509081
watch her get away with this. lmao holoen is a mistake

>>22509883
wtf i am a kuumer now

why is it always on the weekend? you just know this bih is going to a nightclub to get railed all night.

>>22509081
Not my oshi (I want to throatfuck her regardless) but posting membershit in here is the ultimate form of faggotry, you have their special discord to go and vent at her bullshit.

>>22509389
The kind that makes women pregnant and then it's 9 months of pain and suffering up to the birth until happy chemicals from having a child overwrites your memory.

In her defense gluten's in a lot of stuff you wouldn't expect at first glance, including onions sauce unless you get the gluten free kind. When I developed a gluten allergy later in life it took me about a year to adjust to all the hidden sources in stuff I was used to eating.

>>22509636
Hololive is better than niji, as it stands, but not for long
>>22509718
Maybe. But at least the possibility is there that she doesn't. Soon you will no longer have that luxury.
>>22510270
Where's the lie though?
I jumped ship, and hold pleasant memories of Hololive. But I can still look to the future, while all you guys can do is cope.
Cope cope cope cope COPE!

>>22509883

>>22510435
You just know Ame doesn't care about idol culture, not one bit.
Condommates not like this....

Man gets bullied by a thread and decides to make a thread about how a 3 hour delay was a crime against humanity.

>>22509081
being a woman is living life in easy mode goddamn

>imagine watching HoloEN unironically
lol, lmao even

not a teammate, but as someone who suffers from crohn's I understand where she's coming from

>>22510084
Yes anon, celiac is fucking frustrating.
All the tasty food has gluten.

>>22510076
She immediately scheduled the stream so greyniggers can see too. its not like she's canceling, just delaying a few hours

>>22510532
>>22510435
Do you have read comprehension issues? She's not canceling the stream or not streaming like Gura, just a 3h delay.

>>22509081
this genuinely happens to me all the time because eating gluten free shit is awful
i missed at least 5 streaming days due to my stomach being fucked

>>22510878
she's gonna stream...r-right guys?

>>22510987
Yeah, she already has a frame up.

>>22510930
>3hours is plenty for the foreplay
its over....

>>22509081
>can't eat onions sauce
That sucks.
>put gravy on a riceball
She deserves it.

>>22509081
theres barely any gluten in regular onions sauce.
plus, you can always use temari if you want to be gluten free. also, when does rice balls have onions sauce in it?

>>22511299
The gravy wasn't the problem since you don't get gravy with rice balls.

>>22511314
''barely any'' doesnt mean anything when you're extremely sensitive to gluten like Ame and me
I hate some chocolate that said 'may contain gluten' and shit my pants for 2 days

>>22509081
Man how dare Ame delay a stream for only 3 hours because she's not feeling well.
Fuck her am i right?
Don't even bring up the other ENs who did way worse than that. At least she's still streaming.

>>22511518
Not being able to eat gluten fucking sucks dude.

>>22509245
Human beings don't. Amelia Watson is subhuman trash.

>>22511538
holy damage control
maybe LA CREATIVIDA should creative up a way to not shit on her carpet every other week

>>22511518
just take a gluten pill or two.

This thread is filled with idiots.

>>22511614
yeah im like 5 years in and it sucks, even though I know it'll fuck me up I sometimes eat gluten because most of the shit I CAN eat sucks cock
100% dont blame Ame for constantly doing it when she's only 6-8 months into it

>>22512057
my doctor told me to stay way from them lmao

>Gluten intolerance is when you get sick after eating gluten. You might feel bloated, gassy or tired.
imagine canceling a stream because you're farting more than usual
just swallow a fucking charcoal pill ffs

hmmm, i wonder why once a month she "eats something bad" and has tommy hort for around one week, this is such a mystery that i can't wrap my head around. I'm glad we made this thread to figure out this great mystery.

>>22512117
What I did was learn to cook. Can't poison yourself if you know every single ingredient that goes into what you're eating. Sometimes it's a pain but you can make some tasty stuff and it's healthier too.

>>22509377
Fucking Tiktokkers nowadays.

>>22512189
>canceling
Bro?
You know how to read right? Its just a delay because she's sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnuDeVjv8Hw

>>22512189
that's not true, it can make you depressed and shit your pants too

>>22512308
Oh fuck I'm sorry, I'm retarded

The damage control tonight from teacucks will be completely predictable.
An average boring Amelia Watson stream will be heralded as her best stream in months to try to distract from what a garbage fire she is.

>>22512240
I do cook for myself, but you don't always have time to cook + my girlfriend doesn't want to eat the same as me necessarily either
plus i work, go to college and stream so it's a pain
you can't replicate everything you like to eat unfortunately

>>22512308
Wait what, this thread was created because of a delay?
What level of /vt/sisters are we on?

>>22512375
wow
gonna cry
gonna piss your pants maybe
maybe shit and cum

>>22512511
Understandable, it is extremely inconvenient sometimes. I don't miss specific foods anymore, but I do miss the ability to be able to safely stop at any restaurant on the road and grab a bite. Shit sucks.

better than Ina postponing her streams for a month from fake cough

>>22512519
It's schizo hours.
Also leaking members content. There should be a rule against that in the chart.

>>22512189
I NEED to hear ame's celiac braps
>>22512375
just wear a diaper and stream you stupid bitch

>>22513633
I mean thats what she's doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnuDeVjv8Hw

Where can I find a broken gf?

bros she's is 100% talking about dick

>>22509081
Look, there are two ways to understand this that make Ame come out perfectly fine
(1) She actually has digestive problems
(2) She is working on something she cannot tell you about
Both have been confirmed by her. Take her word or leave it. Don't waste your time seething about things you can't change. Ame cute. That is all.

>>22514211
Yeah, mine.

>>22509081
we ran out of condoms and did anal, sorry everyone.

Blame her enablers.

>>22514641
ok, i blame them, nyow what?

>>22514641
All me.

>>22512712
I can assume you're American, but here in England there's only a few I KNOW i can trust, but a lot are like ' yeah we cook it all in the same place so it gets contaminated, get fucked' basically

>>22514641
>SEA timezone

>he still watches ame
>in 2022
Why?

>>22512755

>>22514233
>She actually has digestive problems
>random hicups

hmmm....

>>22509081
Not her fault she keeps getting knocked up.
They keep poking holes in the condoms

>>22515737
My fault…

weird to get this mad and write schizo fanfiction every time a vtuber is ill or otherwise not streaming lol

>>22515147
Yeah, here in the states it varies a lot by region. Most fine dining places are cool if you inform the chef ahead of time, but again that's inconvenient if you don't have time for a sit down meal. For fast food at least we have Chick-Fil-A which does have some gf options and is generally pretty good, but that's about it.

>>22510477
Ok but she purposely ate a rice ball.

>>22509081
why is this whore is still in hololive

>>22509081
Is there anything Ame can do about this shit medical anon or is she doomed ?
Seriously this gluten reaction came out of no where and only when she started living in her termite infested house so I had the vague hope that she would recover a bit.

>>22515979
ESL…

>>22509081
I thought teammmmmates love that shit? This has been a thing since her debut so why the sudden disappointment?

>>22509081
So she's allergic to onions? I'm thinking based.

>>22510477
what happen when you eat gluten?

>>22516035
fuck off subhuman mutt, enjoy your trash vtubers

Just stop eating processed/prepackaged foods and bread. Avoiding gluten is extremely easy if you eat actual food which nobody in Hololive or America does

>>22515959
Not the anon but i had no idea rice ball had gluten in them i thought it was only in stuff like cookie, pasta, cake and etc

>>22516094
Why are seaniggers like this?

>>22516038
Why would anyone be disappointed because of a few hours delay? She's not canceling

>>22516133
There was onions sauce in it, and many brands of onions sauce have gluten in them

In another timeline she would be streaming and collabing freely and regulalry in front of a non gosling audience she actually likes

>>22509081
I'm not even the best at telling lies and this is still obviously a lie. She most likely has some mental illness and is trying to avoid it by lying.

>>22516025
She either was born via c-section, born prematurely, sheltered as an infant, or consumes too many PUFAs.

t. amateur doctor

>>22516203
>onions sauce
>gluten
why....

>>22516242
Why would she lie if she's still streaming, genius?
If she lied she'd just cancel

>>22510084
Let's assume for a moment that her health issues are all real.
>booohoooo she delayed a stream again because she is in terrible pain
Fucking look at yourself, man. Pathetic.

>>22516073
Feels like I spent a few rounds boxing against someone who exclusively landed gut punches which leads to shitting out everything for a few days. The intensity of it is totally dependent on the amount consumed.

>>22516248
A lot of them are made with wheat and onions. Japanese tamari onions sauce tends not to have wheat though

>>22509677
rent free

>>22509081
there's no gluten in onions sauce btw, it's removed in the distillation process. she just doesn't want to stream for you guys. source: me, i have celiac disease and can eat onions sauce just fine, drink whiskey etc just fine.

>>22516307
Why would someone's tummy be so sensitive they constantly have to stop or delay streams because of it?

>>22516350
she's lying you stupid teacuck

>>22516463
She’s streaming under 30 minutes anon…

>>22516517
Got proof?

>>22511538
Fuck her right in the pussy

>>22516520
Oh

>>22516463
>i have celiac disease
lololol your gay

>>22516520
She's probably still lying

>>22516520
okay? it's still a lie lol

>>22515505
She's funny sometimes

>>22509883
this is not how 10 year olds look. try like 4 or 5

>>22516495
You eever heard of celiac? Are you unironically retarded?
She'd tell a lie to delay stream instead of cancelling? If she didn't feel like streaming she'd just cancel. How dumb can you be lmao

>>22516635
>>22516651
I’m talking about the streaming part not the gluten shit dummy

>>22516602
Got proof she doesn't?

SHE'S LYING SHE'S LYING SHE'S LYING!!! gaaagh why do women always lie to me!!! thought she LOVED ME!!!

>>22517117
Burden of proof is on you, dumbass

>muh members content!
>it’s just literal text on a screen
Your all retarded. So greedy only letting her members know what’s going on. Hana was right

>>22517172
women lie stupid whiteknight simp

>>22517201
Literally who?

>>22517222
Why would she lie and still stream you dumb fuck lmao

>>22517201
Unironically this, I'm surprised nobody points out how she only ever relays important information to members.

wish i could take a day off by telling my boss i ate a riceball with onions sauce on it and my tumtum hurts
the fucking audacity of vtubers these days i swear to god, i don't remember any of them being this spoiled last year

>>22517318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnuDeVjv8Hw
Stream starting in 10m

>>22517222
Dude, I'm not even a teamate and think Ame hates most of her fans

>>22517305
It's so nobody can criticise her when she releases information that makes her look bad. It's a good strategy and why I think she's lying about stomach issues.

>>22517453
She hates them so much she does handcam streams with superchat off.

>>22517453
Both Gura and Ame hate grayniggers for being annoying little faggots that shit up chat, yeah]
Gura got to the point she does more member streams than normal solo ones.

>>22509081
If she has IBD then yeah I could see that.

>>22517494
Yeah, she doesn't want to read your cringe ass messages

>>22517619
>Both Gura and Ame hate grayniggers for being annoying little faggots that shit up chat
And yet neither of them turn Members-only chat on

>>22510829
This
literally everything has gluten in it, and even the stuff that says 'gluten free' lies about it if it's in one of hte ingredients. Then you have to account for sauces, drinks, etc.

>>22517318
>take a day off
>not a new IP
lol, lmao even

>>22510829
>>22517778
eh, not really.

Oh FUCK she didn't cancel
DISPERSE
We'll get teamates next time boys

>>22509081
>search onion
>16 entries
kek

>>22509389
mine. she's allergic specifically to my semen and she can't get enough

>FUCKGFIUNSOYCSACUAEGLKUTENSHTIS
Woah... So THIS is the fabled "Holo Humour™"

>>22512199
Are you implying vtubers menstruate?

>>22519662
You're expecting people to fucking read the picture in the OP. Way too difficult, better to just propagate one dumbass's misreading throughout the entire thread instead.

sorry boys and girls ame not only is friends with vshojo but has been secretly interacting with all of them

>>22521961
This is bait, right? Right...?