/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

reply calling out the quality of this post and the current state of the board *with attached bait image*

random picture of a seductive rat woman greeting anons

corpo's name-calling mixed with a racial slur and hope something unfortunate happened to OP

angry wojak post that perfectly describes OP's current seething

Post image and tell OP how nice it is to have this thread on /vt/

a snarky comment calling out original poster's thread as a poor attempt of an overdone trope to berate a topical vtuber.

>>22513747
reply with given image adding deadbeats to the equation even if unprompted

comment suggesting OP is trying to deflect attention from a more pressing matter

image of illustrated scantily clad child despite being entirely irrelevant to the subject matter

post expressing sorrow for the absence of green haired woman (good)

>>22513942
a reply that implies that the action of posting wojak images on this vtuber forum, such as the poster being replies to has done, would have most persons from this board unable to take the content of their post seriously.

an auxiliary comment of xenophobic nature, informing the same poster to return to the many possible other 4channel boards whence he came.

>>22514510
many repetitions of the letters U, O, and H followed by an emoji crying with its eyes closed and mouth open

post about sniffing vtuber of choice's flatulence

>>22513790
attached: video/image of young japanese man sprinting through a tunnel loudly exclaiming intercourse

>>22514510
an reply that declares some sort of necessary correction is needed, pertaining to the child depicted in the image and that the poster himself would take on the duty.

>>22513664
>meticulously
you give them too much credit

>>22514516
image reply of the same green haired woman (good) slapping implying that the poster replied to needs to stop it

hyperbolic misogynistic statement

General statement concerning the superiority of a large v-tuber corporation which had previously not been mentioned nor relevant to the topic at hand.

>>22513790
reply that very strongly insinuates that the poster wishes to engage in a specific sexually explicit act in which he positions himself on top of the woman in the picture and thrusts his penis downwards back and forth into her vagina a la a hydraulic press in a factory

Post showcasing poor Grammer and understanding of the English language that is about an orange Vtuber, despite the rest of the thread having nothing to do with her.
Implications that her fans have gotten to cocksure.

>>22514990
Attached: picture of cherrypicked viewership numbers accompanied by a smug rebuttal and demand that the poster replied to commits suicide

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his NijiEN comfort even when Riku threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Tatsumania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Tatsumania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of Luxiem
>Only the 4th best member of Nijidrivers
>Only the 8th best member of NijiYugioh
>His backstage clique Seisoxiem was utterly BTFO by Vox Akuma and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Drunk Ike on us
>His sorcerer cosplay was cringeworthy
>His yugioh cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURPLE GUY IN DA NIJIWWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has Elira's name tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an autistic himbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Tatsumania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Enna Alouette of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dimes
>Buried Luca and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Ike Eveland (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Vox in late 2010 than a Petra vs Reimu feud, a Nina Kosaka title run, and a Yugo vs Sonny feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Oliver Evans & Alban Knox in the main event
>Killed the World Heavyweight Championship (the last time the WHC would be defended in a PPV main event was Hell in a Cell 2010)
>None of the Tatsumanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 4 out of 25 Tatsumanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Mysta Rias he drives around with the license plate "SRCRER" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Tatsumania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Tatsumania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw Kizuna Ai to come out of her locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting in the back and telling one of his no dimes buddies to job to someone who could draw a dime

Post detailing a completely made-up rumor at lenght and preemptively calling out any nonbelievers as brainwashed cuckoo birds

Picture of muscular strong-jawed male
Hyperbolic fallacious statement glorifying psychopathic, misogynistic or xenophobic actions the poster never actually undertook

>>22515092
>post long green text about shit that has nothing to do with the topic at hand

ogey

>>22515183
Response saying your claims are incredulous but amusing so I choose to believe them

"Feels like an all out war" reference shitpost

>>22515037
reply claiming that I have in fact written this

>>22515183
Post implying that anon suffers from a neurological disease and should take their assigned prescription. Racial slur added for good measure.

post in which I attempt to get repeating digits to end all constructive discussion in the thread

Image of a male vtuber
insinuation that he is seducing a female vtuber of choice

>>22514912
Multiple "U" vowel sounds

>>22514844
>>22515455
acknowledging and congratulating the quoted posters for having their post numbers ending in repeating digits

>>22515530
picture of anime character yugi muto from the toei version of popular anime "Yu-Gi-Oh!" mocking you for your failure to obtain repeating digits

>>22515542
post declaring he is based and I hope my oshi collabs with him, accompanied by an image of the Vtuber Calliope Mori, possibly in an attempt to beat responses of a certain kind.

transphobic or political post

>>22515340
Post containing a phrase which has both the word in this post and another word that is an informal contraction of the word "narrative" meant to be spelled and pronounced like the catch-all term of a particular group of rodents coupled with a rolling "r" noise typically seen in Spanish pronounciation

Accompanying this phrase is a picture of the face of Usada Pekora, a VTuber from Hololive's JP branch 3rd generation, typically altered so either her facial dimensions, eye size, both, as well as many other variations, are changed for comedic effect

>>22513664
I'm not mad

>>22515818
Much more intense political post possibly from the opposite side of the issue or supporting.

Photoshopped picture of Yagoo extending his palm forward with a post insinuating a talent from another company or even outside the vtuber sphere, most often a hated one, is being sought out to join Hololive

attached: an image of purple lady possibly with some edits, and a derogatory statement to a certain corporate fanbase

Picture with (fake) photographic evidence of a vtuber's real identity or past works

This place is literally filled with redditors holy shit. Like this thread actually proves it. I'm not even playing along with you fucks.

>>22515965
reply with seemingly random assortment of the letters M, O, D and S

>>22515053
Response to poor grammar accusing the poster of living in a country somewhere in the southeastern area of the Asian continent

>>22516034
Nigger

>>22516034
Post implying you are from reddit, in a reversal of your claims accompanied by an older but very popular meme.

Post angrily declaring everyone else is an user of a non-4chan website or application and transgender, demanding them to stop browsing this board

>>22516034

Real photograph of a naked child posted from a VPN in an attempt to force this thread's deletion

>>22516341
/thread

suggestion to vacate the thread due to illegal material being posted

>>22516341

>>22516341
reply replicating either >>2251479 or >>22514893

>>22516034
reply making fun of the original post by insinuating he is a person who has never had and will never have sexual intercourse with a woman in real life because the tone of his post comes off as extremely uptight by someone who takes themselves way too seriously

>>22516341
reply replicating either >>22514759 or >>22514893 (You)

RANGEBAN SEAAAAAAAAAA

>>22513664
Tribalist posting ensues.

>>22513664
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>>22516943
post that replies to everyone in the thread and says "all me" in a desperate attempt for replies

[Apology here]

>>22516341
reply publicizing outrage towards moderators of this board, about post not having been removed to this current time.

an honest enquiry as to whether moderators conspire to encourage these type of post.

@22517199
post with intentional misformatting so as to not give the original poster a sense of satisfaction

Post asking for translations and doxx info. Also requires said info to be presented to them via shovel shaped utensil.

Post is always written in double space format.

>>22513790
Uhm, cheesed to meet you?
Mating press.

>>22517791
post calling user a tripfag but otherwise adding zero content to discussion

>>22517791
post that asks said OP to return to the website where he learned the unacceptable format

>>22521139
post reminding the relatively new user line breaks are a holdover from older html based forums

Attached: picture of vtuber's real life self accompanied with text mocking said woman for their apparent weight

https://youtu.be/Rl6E1zKEGv0
Am I supposed to believe most of the anons in this video are wrong? Even the comments are intent on gaslighting me into believing that people like me saving my money are the crazy ones

Statement indicating poster self-identifies as a certain blonde-haired Virtual YouTuber who is, simultaneously, a magical creature of European origin with pointed ears, dragonfly wings and small size.

>>22521819
mating press

>OH NO NO NO BROS
OH NO NO NO BROS
>OH NO NO NO BROS
OH NO NO NO BROS
>OH NO NO NO BROS
OH NO NO NO BROS
>OH NO NO NO BROS
OH NO NO NO BROS
>OH NO NO NO BROS
OH NO NO NO BROS

comment that falsely implies that I, the poster, am the person who is currently the boyfriend of a certain Vtuber, also implying I'm having sexual intercourse with her.

https://archive.alice.al/vt/search/deleted/deleted/

>>22515183
response post detailing how the initial post's argument is invalid due the author being a from a specific geographic region located South of the equator and east of the Indian subconintent.

Bait

>>22521572
>>22516331

a post attached to an image of Selen Tatsuki betraying my lack of intelligence

>>22517199
post that transparently bites the bait

>>22528999
post pointing out your incorrect choice of words while declaring that English is not your first language

Posting a cropped cosplay in the form of YuGiOh cards encouraging other parts to be posted

>>22513664
>meticulously engineered
you don't need to engineer shit to get yous. this reply being a prime example

>>22513664
We should keep this thread up all the time just to direct any actual threads on the catalogue to this thread

post asking someone to explain the situation everyone is posting about, likely in the form an acronym because even that is too much work

>>22534173
Unhelpful reply urging you to watch the mentioned vtuber's streams in the form of gym slang for repetititons

>>22534173
Reply hinting at events of said situation in the form of a curved silverware, with fabricated information for good measure

>>22517199
Post asserting that all quoted posts were in reality posted by myself

>>22533745
Replying to a post of a cropped cosplay in the form of YuGiOh cards encouraging the lower parts to be posted

Post implying the thread was made by a certain fanbase in an attempt to faseflag as another fanbase falseflagging as the first fanbase.
Picture of cunny attached in order to bring attention to the post

>>22534173
Reply pertaining completely baseless information that was acquired by reading a post from an anon that read a post from an anon that read a post from an anon that saw the subject at hand being discussed in his discord

Post shilling a 2view that is in no way related to the rest of the thread.

>>22534931
A sarcastic reply asking for the identity of said person

>>22534931
reply containing schizophrenic diatribe about drama in further attempt to derail thread to being about the 2view

>>22513664
Random rickroll.

bump

paronomasia of a known talent and a large green fruit

ESL post unironically agreeing with OP

>>22516034
found the assblasted kusoposter

Spoonfeed copypaste straight from google but in esl

I feel like it has gotten ridiculously bad the last few weeks. I stopped looking at the catalog and only visit hlgg and my chuuba splits.
I don't have a problem with drama or anything, but the threads are so incredibly low quality to the point where they barely hide that they are constructed bait.

Statement about how [insert region] hours are the worst.

the one guy bumping the thread alive every half hour

taht dyslxic guy thah rpelied 2 teh worgn therad

>>22533745
>>22534642
Encouraging you to post the full image while also questioning your sexuality by calling you a homophobic slur

>>22515183
Response stating that I am the second-party mentioned in the made-up rumor.

attention craving shitpost

>>22513664
reply defending said vtuber due to the fact that I have gained an inane and stupid infatuation in light of the lack of meaningful social interaction with people outside of the interweb

Statement about another thread of higher quality being pushed off from the bottom of the catalogue by virtue of the current thread being posted.

Implication that OP is a homosexual.

>>22513664
You damn schizos I am getting sick of your shit. She is one of the hardest members of her gen. The fact you even made this thread shows just how braindead and retarded you schizos really are!

Take your fucking meds and touch some grass before I administer rape correction myself for making such a blatantly stupid thread...

NO I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS!

>>22513664
999 >>>> 5 > 4=2+2 >3 > 2 > 1

niggers

Unbelievable schizo rrat that turns out to be true

>>22550944
derogatory term for black people

nipples

picture of the vtuber in question, with her face replaced by IRyS' face

Repetition of a long debunked rumor

Request to include me in the screencap of this thread.

Snide remark about overlapping streams during a timeslot well-suited to most of vtubers on-topic and their fanbases.

sudden mention of orange haired vtuber completely unrelated to the topic on discussion

meaningless reply to force a less deserving thread closer to archival

>>22565166
Chinese vtuber propaganda

sudden mention of pink haired vtuber completely unrelated to the topic on discussion

post pretending to be a poster from a widely reviled country taunting american posters

Declaration of an overwhelming desire to have children with a vtuber over the age of 30

>>22568223
Declaration that this poster can be described by an adjective typically attributed to California rapper Lil B and denotes someone who can do anything and lives a lifestyle of positivity and tolerance (Caramanica 2010).

Reference:

Caramanica, Jon (July 26, 2010). "A Pied Piper of Rap, Followed on Twitter". New York Times. Retrieved April 16, 2022.

Bump

post solely done in order to return the thread it was posted in to the first page of the board