/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to pick up Pippa and hold her until her self confidence builds up and will accept my damn hugs

All times EDT / UTC / JST

08:00 / 12:00 / 21:00 - Michiru Net Cafe
YT Link TBD

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma Black Mesa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26Lxfhn8FjA

20:00 / 00:00 / 09:00 - Yuri Phase Connect redebut
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

20:30 / 00:30 / 09:30 - Lia/Iori BL review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aob0eyCE2zw

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXDohNVcy9g

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Lumi Phase Connect redebut
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

23:30 / 03:30 / 12:30 - Lumi KING cover release
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL0MgJP1F38

01:00 / 05:00 / 14:00 - Michiru TBD
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit#gid=0

So how long did renpc know about invaders if he was commissioned

Pippa's rectum

>>22475277
Why not go ask him like a normal person?

>>22475204
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa/status/1514737022837030919

07:00 / 11:00 / 20:00 - Nasa Apex
https://www.twitch.tv/utatanenasa

>>22475293
NTA but I assume dude has an NDA.

>>22475297
Much obliged, anon.

For all the shenanigans that Pippa gets into, she is bringing more and more people into phase connect. I'm hoping Yuri and Lumi can keep the incline going. I actually started watching phase connect because of Pippa but then I found Tenma and enjoy her as well.

>>22475277
as a drawfag, I can see that being drawn in 2 - 3 days.

>>22475135
>>22346801
tfw renPC is against unity

>>22476100
Not him but thats where the uruka fans are so that's the the place to go...

>>22476370
I miss Uruka love poster...

They are going to regret for taking lumi an yuri in :)

They are going to regret for taking lumi and yuri in :)

>>22476913
>>22476954
still ESL retard

>>22466747
She disgusted by hands, so she's hyper conscious and ashamed to show them.
>>22467231
Her voice is music to my hear. I want to hug Pippa.

>>22476768
Me too. The splitter/vagueposter/cuck (all the same person) is one I hate the most on this board.
That said, no one forced our boys to move to the bootleg trash thread.

>>22475135
>The mischievous star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief. Plays challenging games and sings. Learning everything she can about Earth's valuables.
>actually removed the /vst/ mention, which is what sets her apart as a chuuba

if i beg loomers for sex would she fuck me?

>>22477410
Yeah, if they would rather be there free of schizos, that's their decision. At this point we're the urban center and they've moved out to the suburbs to get away from the insanity.

>>22477415
>my oshi has no personality
wtf man

>>22477502
Everyone has a personality, not everyone has a unique trait that makes them synonymous with a type of content.

>>22477619
You seem pretty anal about it
>The mischievous star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, queen of /vst/. Plays challenging games and sings. Learning everything she can about Earth's valuables.

>>22477694
Maybe I sounded that way. To be fair it's just more of a "don't be afraid to sell your chuuba" thing to me.

Honest to god had a dream where i had sex with lumi in a cave. Truly amazing.

>>22478015
why in a cave?

>>22478015
What did the cave look like?

>>22478084
>>22478130
Yuri's most likely.

>went to bed
>missed like 3 whole threads

Michiru retweeted this
https://twitter.com/wB1HqwmdlNOHH3x/status/1514226084396494854
>ウミウシ!
>Umiushi!

>>22478343
Wtf man, how long did you sleep? Went to bed when a thread was ending, woke just as the next one ended (which is pretty fast ngl)
but THREE threads?

>>22478373
I have slept for over 14 hours and I feel incredibly wellrested. It's been so long since I had a good nights sleep like this.

>>22478346
o-ogey
it's very shitty pun, means "sea slug"/"sea cow" (sea slug is literally written sea cow in japanese).

>>22478442
I actually envy you. I wish I'd have quality sleep.

>>22478500
believe me anon, it's a rarity for me too but when it hits you its great.
One of the few good things about being a NEET.
speaking of good sleep, I cant wait for pippas and Nasas daki to arrive.

>>22478554
>gif
when are we getting chibis of Lumi and Yuri in that style?

>>22478471
anon...

>>22478500
get your exercise reps in and go to bed physically exhausted

>>22478815
Is it meta for gentoo that went over my head?
I don't track the leaks.

>>22478346

>>22478883
it's michiru lamenting the sudden resignation of slugma over at tsunderia.

Or the rrat interpretation is that it's a dogwhistle that slugma also got snatched up by kevin.

Watching Uruga's gunpla VOD, when did she switch to thick black gloves? NO MORE SEE THROUGH? AAAAAAAAAAAAA

no day goes by without pippa sucking gypsy dick

https://www.twitch.tv/utatanenasa
real euro hours

Pippa trying to hide that she still lives with her boyfriend and failing!

I hate the anti poster who always sounds excited when anti posting the most!

>>22479688
had to AB test that for a solid minute to spot the difference.
Nice

>>22479688
Lia Lumi porn when?

>the real reason Lumi and Yuri joined PC is because their R18 tags are almost empty
at last I truly see

>NTR Thursday

>>22480123
Wait until next week anon.

Hug Pippa

Pippa is really similar to Kiara with her standard fallback plans being cry or making people feel sorry for her.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Fuck Pippa and fuck Rosemi. Don't trust Lumi as far as you can throw her, she'll probably pump and dump the company and as many as she can.

NO JEWS
NO NIGGERS

>>22480424
Pippa HUG

>>22481568

>>22482389
>der pippigger
>schizoposter
>bait devourer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi-h56zy8IE
Michiru's live

>>22482823
aaaaaa, I'm already watching Uruka vod. I can't keep up with everyone, not even my favorites.

>>22475135
Nice pic OP, but why is Tenma the one serving drinks? that should be me in a gimp suit, cock cage and shock collar serving them.

>>22482936
Are you a Yuri hostage?

Alright, finished the /pippa/ general notables IQ report, please feel free to add to it:
>Kevin
130+ IQ; adaptable, sharp, not out of touch like many corporates. Reminder that sharks are fish
>THE Pipkin Pippa
120-????+ IQ: very smart, clever girl. Will have the whole world at her feet in 10 years. Underestimate her at your own peril
>Zax
80-89 IQ: slowly improving, needs to learn to shut up. Often fucks things further when trying to damage control
>Granthh
40 IQ: Dunning-Kruger, thinks people takes what he says as the word of god, vastly overestimates his own value due to basic bitch hacking skills. Living in denial
>Tenno
0 IQ after suicide by gunshot
let the meme live on

Do the jap girls get left out? It seems like the corpo being so english centric doesnt help

>>22482936
I wrote this

>>22483080
you did this

>>22482936
A hostage's restrained hands sequentially typed this

I will NEVER browse a Pippa general. I love her the most by far, I am a gosling for her, but I also like most of other phase connect members as well, I belong to /pcg/ alongside everyone else.
Splitters get the rope and I swear if I even meet you in real life, I fucking heem you.

>>22482823
I love my wife Michiru!

>>22483209
you've been browsing pippa general all but in name for a while.
Only invaders salvaged it

>>22483067
they are neglected, yes
black company

So phase bros.
How do you feel about Endless Space 2?

>>22483067
They all stream on Twitch so no one really cares.

>>22483425
Watching michiru right now made me think. She streams too late for JP (past 10pm), which would be the main chunk of her audience, too early for burger (the biggest audience overall). I think her streaming hours is the biggest debuff for her. Nasa streams around the same hours too, that leaves us with Iori which I know nothing about.

For me it was when she started calling us chat instead of bros.
We were her bros.
And now we're just her chat.

>>22483721
She no longer wants to incest with us.

>>22483721
She has been calling us chat even before being Pippa though.

>>22483478
If this thread has any taste they'll support strategy sundays

>>22483043
was tenno even real?

Wtf I started digging around to see if the fish made their yt accounts yet and found this.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAh2qhyQYYb4K5yxXYiJoNA/videos

The name is pretty similar to the Erina Makina / DROID name and has a robo-theme. Not sure about the voice though.

>>22483478
It's pretty nice, but I somehow always lose interest around turn 80 for some reason.

>>22483067
Nasa and Michiru are peak cute, but it's pretty hard for me to care too much about streamers I can't understand.

>>22484729
[x] doubt

>>22485308
I keep forgetting that there are people on /vt/ that don't watch jp vtubers at all.

>>22485508
I don't watch anime without subtitles either. Fear me.

>>22485508
It really shouldn't be surprising.

>>22485622
>>22485623
It's just that vtubers were pretty much JP exclusive until recently, at best you had subs and it wasn't even a given, so we just too it for granted that people generally watched JP vtubers.

>>22482936
I like the way you think

>>22483708
It might just be the only hours Michiru can stream due to other jobs or school or something. She rarely streams outside of that time and it's usually been on a weekend if she does.

Pippa on stream the other day said she usually doesn't wear socks, therefore it's reasonable to think she should slap her bare feet around on the floor and let us hear it.
I mean if Amelia Watson of all people will do it then I feel as if Pippa has zero reason not to.

>>22483478
Is she really playing that? How long until she gets eaten by cravers?

>>22484894
Very good footwork.There are no such things as coincidences. Possibly found one.

>>22488139
I bet she stays in pajamas all day
she's just like me!

>>22488772
>There are no such things as coincidences.
certainly not with pc

>>22484894
Their channels were made in december 2021. Keep looking.

>>22476100
Flattered you mistaken my art for renpc. Im in pcg a bit more since lumi and yuri joined.

>>22478346
> Umiushi
> Rhombus
Nooooooooooooo

Every single day my "Phase is reverse Nijisanji and new gens are a reward for excellent performance of prior gens" gets proven more and more right.

Come on guys, we need to bump this thread.

Daily reminder I will HUG the Pippa, PAT the Yuri, and FUG the Lumi.

>>22488852
Her pajamas are an extra large shirt and maybe a hoodie, nothing else.
No pippants and no pippanties are real.

I know we have the collab today but I'm jonesing for more MGR...

In addition to hugging Pippa I will also be playing with her very cute toes

Over the last couple days I noticed a dozen or so threads talking about PC.
Is the company inclining?

>>22493949
Overall yes. Also big news recently, big happenings in the works and drama

>>22493949
You mean threads shitting on Lumi

>>22494157
Only some of them started out shitting on Lumi, maybe half.

What are some good foot focused artists with open commissions

>>22492348
wtf is this?? piss jars without piss? pleb

>>22496187
Prep for the next Lumi Stream from 17:00->23:00.
He doesn't want to miss a second

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26Lxfhn8FjA
Tenma Live!

>>22497447
my little fox waifu has the most based takes

coming soon…

>>22498231
Would fishman be crazy enough to sign Bea?

>>22498406
She sang for the discord karaoke thing.
Bea seems to be the type who wants to keep her vtuber activities as like a hobby. I doubt she'd join a company unless she got a too good to say no contract.
Then again, it seemed like Yumi would remain indies and I actually shitpost calling the rrat that they're joining PC retarded now I'm the retard so you know what? Fuck it
Fishman is going to get Slugma, Rushia, Beatani and Kiki in addition to all the Gen2. Prove me wrong.

>>22499523
She was there to shill herself. She even said so

>>22499523
I unironically believe he's getting Slugma, probably as a dedicated manager. The timing with her leaving and Fishman adding 5 new talents is just too convenient.

>>22499523
I can see Slugma being invader/gentoo manager and only working behind the scenes but the rest is shitposting.

Bea will never vtube professionally. Her engines are running at low power as is, and her ADHD prevents her from having the mental fortitude to turn it into a full time job.

>>22499747
>>22499726
Her leaving so abruptly without any explanation from Tsunderia doesn't feel right, if she's just hopping over to Phase. Unless Tsunderia is really mad about her leaving, I guess.

>>22499945
I obviously don't know shit about the politics of corporate vtuber management, but it fits from my experience in the workplace. If you have a set of in-demand skills, it's normal for competitors to approach you and for you to potentially interview with them. If they make a compelling enough offer, then you put in your notice and leave after your 1-2 weeks, then start right away with your new position. I've had numerous coworkers/managers who have done exactly that, and I've very nearly done it myself. Considering that:
>Fishman probably knew he was going to need a new manager
>Already knows Slugma and knows she's competent at her job (which is a niche role)
>Slugma could have been underpaid/overworked
It would make perfect sense to me he approached her a month ago and made her a better offer.

>>22483814
it's okay, I'll always want to incest our little sis

>>22499523
sakana also kicked bea for shilling her channels too hard after her first round

>>22499523
Kiki that's REALLY pushing it.
As for Bea I'm sure she wouldn't say no if she got to keep her own model like Lumi/Yuri

>>22477415
Lumi lost her queen of /vst/ title after losing to Heart of Iron tutorial or some other game IDK. She admitted that herself. Just put challenging and strategy games somewhere in that description.

>>22500272
That must be why she came back and did it a 2nd time. Don't just make up shit.

Beatani? Graduation stream? Real?
I personally don't believe it but I'm afraid of going into the details of why because if I'm wrong I'll just get BTFO harder

>>22500221
The Slug wasn't just some behind the scene character at Tsunderia.

>>22500449
sorry for appearing misleading. All in good fun on pc karaoke

>>22500449
Yeah and she was begging him to let her do it. Anon did you even listen to the karaoke? It really sounds like you werent there

Weren't there supposed to be a bunch of gen2 debuts and yuri+lumi redebut today or am I just high?

>>22500593
I think you are 50% high.

>>22500593
I’m kind of confused about the schedule as well.

>>22499523
Tenma dislikes Bea, maybe to the point of hate. Tenma moved a lot and went to different schools in different countries and its possible Bea bullied Tenma or stood back and watched as a bystander. Bea could have even been the one who pushed Tenma down the stairs or poisoned her food and sent her to the hospital. Bea and Tenma could also have beef during the notBea and notTenma days. Fishman is closer to Tenma than any other PC except for Uruka and thus he hates Bea by proxy. Bea is only tolerated because she's Pippa's friend. Or they just hate each other for overlapping niches like Lia and Lumi. Well Lia "hates" everyone except for Uruka so that's not saying much.

>>22500737
Schizophrenia in action

>>22500737
now this is schizoposting

>>22500737
I thought the Tenma bullying was exaggerated because anons rarely talk about specifics, how bad was it?

>>22500593
Lumi might reveal the Gen2 trailer at the end of her redebut stream to carry over hype.

>>22500737

>>22500474
The graduation stream is a thing of the past, it was just about playing a VN she made about a having graduation ceremony at school.

>>22500810
She talks about it during the Elden Ring stream where she discovers coop is a thing and is so overjoyed at playing with her simps that she traumadumps her entire childhood then apologizes for that. Tenma doesn't talk about it often because she's moved on and is strong.

>>22500737
Rrats like this are too strong for meds and require euthanasia.

>>22500737
Imagine just how much of a mean bitch Tenma must be to have provoked others to do all that to her. Seriously, just pay attention how the other talents get a little wary when she joins in surprise collabs. Tenma is secretly the bully of pc.

Sometimes I watch Pippa and NotPippa streams and wonder to myself "how did I fall in love with a woman who has the mind of an actual autistic 5 year old?"

So, I don't really follow Cyberlive, what exactly is the difference between Lumi and Yuri that they were picked up while Hylo was left to die alone? I don't mean that PC needs to pick her up, I wonder why didn't anyone picked her?

Owl is live

>>22500887
Timestamp?

>>22500966
Hylo's performance inside CL was abysmal, that doesn't inspire confidence when you want to hire someone for a corp.

>>22500887
QRD?

>>22500881
yes I'm aware of the running gag of bea doing "graduation" streams like every month or so

>>22501011
How did Lumi get in then?

>>22500966
I sincerely believe Hylo just doesn't want to be a team player or work with anyone, so she didn't push to do anything like that. Her existence inside Cyberlive implied as much, at least.

>>22501053
Because she was the fucking top earner and the face of the company?

>>22500737
I like this rrat

>>22500737
I don't have any bea reaction images but here have this png conversion of bliss since 4chan won't allow me to upload this .bmp file from 2001

>>22501083
Are you confusing Emma with Lumi? Emma put cyberlive back on the map in less than a month of her debut. Lumi flopped so hard she quit youtube

>>22478633
Tenma drew those chibis and made that gif. Ask her

>>22501141
No, I am frightened of her.

Pippa's soft, calm talking voice really gets me, bros

>>22501143
Lumi singlehandedly was the reason CyberLive could even pay for Emma and the rest of Gen 2's existence.

>>22484894
Speaking of similar sounding names

>last week of Pippa streams
>last 2 NotPippa streams
>no sign of tenno
We will never know if this was all an elaborate schizo ploy to make pippa's fanbase look bad or it was legitimately some schizo who went around doxxing/intimidating a random donator into suicide/terminally offline

Bros?

>>22501143
Don't confuse dead subs for talent and networking skills. Lumi's consistently in top indie circles and is friends with wolfLumi and Nina. Emma's only content is coombaiting SEA schizos.

>>22500991
>>22501024
https://youtu.be/JVmX4sos3_g
Starts around 3 hours 2 minutes exactly. Can’t give exact time stamp in link because tablet posting.

>>22501291
Factually false

>>22501360
cope

>>22501083
It cannot be overstated how much of CL's face Lumi was and still is. He entire design screams Cyberlive, she was a manager and Gen 1's lead. Fishman's poaching her out and cucking Cyberlive is a level of cucking unseen since Niji poached Rosemi.

anyone else feels like you need to be in a very specific mood to watch screamtubers?

>>22501482
Yeah the Chinese are ruthless in business like that
I hope he poaches Menace next

>>22500942
sounds like you are a pedophile
kys

>>22500899
secretly?
she's such a bitch. Everyone has to walk on their toes.
No hate, I hope she finds love or something and it can cure her, but good luck finding a partner with that attitude.

>>22501342
wtf

>>22501482

>>22501552
lol
lmao

>>22501314
Im in the camp that it was likely a fake persona made by someone with close connections to Pippa. Im always very wary of big donators, this is a classic hype tactic.
Though I personally prefer the humor of supersimp into an hero being the reality of the situation.

>>22501291
You dont quit your main platform where you earn money

>>22501011
>Hylo's performance inside CL was abysmal, that doesn't inspire confidence when you want to hire someone for a corp.
Can't be worse than JP exclusives that struggle to hit two digit viewcounts.

>>22501798
If you've ever watched her face change when a generic coomer types in her twitch chat you'd understand why she moved. Most get timed out instantly by her mods.

>>22501798
there is more to life than money

How would Pippa react if you asked her to peg you
Would she do it

>>22501858
I have a really hard time believing that considering the last asmr stream that happened.What is your goal here?

>>22501878
one of her orbiters most likely already did

>>22501620
Tenma doesn't need a partner when she fucks your mom.

>>22501675
Kids are ruthless little bastards. I feel awful for her when she tells chat what her school days were like.

>>22501929
The stream on Yuri's channel titled "NTR Thursday" where Lumi generally hangs out with Yuri to mess around together? Do you watch these girls at all?

>>22501948
i'd fuck her mom

>>22502050
No and I have no reason to ever watch them

OwO voice UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22501948
my mom is not a muscled man so I doubt she has any interest

>>22500966
>>22501053
Fishman had his eye on Lumi for awhile now.

See insideranon posts who is allegedly from Lumicord:
>>22376352
>>22376608
>>22376796
>>22377180
>>22378209

>>22502254
>no receipts

>people thinking Slug will become management
Why? Just because Fishman likes her and she's done it before doesn't mean she's good at it.
>>22500887
>her simps
I hope she still considers them that. If she ever starts to see Chat as friends it's unironically over.

>>22502254
>insider here
>0 proof
I'm also a insider and I say what you posted is wrong.
See how your post 0 merit?

>>22502290
Still interesting to think about.
Fishman did talk about wanting next gen talent with a diversity of skills and Lumi can already sing and dance.

>>22502254
Q-level retardation.

>>22502050
>calls her viewers cucks
>bans them when they are into it
i don't want to start shit but from the few minutes i saw this is honestly how this looks and sounds like
feel free to educate me on this, only if you care of course

>>22502362
>>22502518
And just a week ago anons said Lumi and Yuri would never join PC and any speculation about it was schizo tier posting.

>>22501570
What?

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1515045424922464256
Uwuka...

>>22502607
>calls her viewers cucks
when?

>>22502625
Sucking a dick still makes you gay no matter how many vaginas you had sex with previously.

>>22502625
and they were right to do so, nobody could've known that sakana is a schizo too

>>22502683
This.

>sees enemy
>reflexively changes to appropriate gun
>under fire
>covers
is Tenma actually good at video games?

>>22502827
>still uses scroll wheel for weapons instead of 12345
no

>>22502625
Nobody ever said that they said that Lumi isnt joining gen2, which is true.

>>22502254
insider anon here
I'm a huge faggot. lel
>>22502625
my rrat is those anons where lumi mods who knew in advance and did vagueposting because they are retards without self control

[NEWS]
Zax is currently doing Pippa's taxes

>>22502653
>ntr thursday
>getting railed asmr while her fans are watching
i don't know how else to interpret this

>inb4 but she didn't say that and you are putting words in her mouth
i understand, but actions are very loud compared to words

>>22503203
Imagine paying taxes.
Imagine doing someone else's taxes... for free.

>>22503298
>for free.
>he lacks critical information

>>22503342
We've been over this countless times. You're as much a faggot as he is.

>Yuri/Lumi debut overlapping with Ginger/Pippa collab
But why though?
Seriously.

>>22503407
no idea what you faggot are talking about
notpippa has lots of stuff from zax on her wishlist, he literally doesn't do it for free

>>22503410
Pippa doesn't care about Phase Connect

>>22503410
Pippa hates her genmates.

>>22503410
i've been waiting for this collab for like a month, sorry yumi

>>22501869
>there is more to life than money
Cool it with the antisemitism

Pippa's boyfriend!

>>22503523
Doing her taxes!

>>22503203
entire group summed up

>>22503523
*Pippa's cousin

>>22503551
is that le secret groomcord?

let me in
t. enno

Imagine working for free for a lazy girl that you'll never fuck.

>>22503410
Not our fault they forced themselves into the company with everyone already having set schedules.

>>22503591
It's the officail notpippa server

>>22503606
>never fuck
Anon, it's her boyfriend, of course he fucks her

>>22503476
>>22503497
>>22503504
For real though, this is actual bullshit.
I like all 4 of them and was very hyped to watch these.
What the fuck Muumi? This is the first time I've ever felt like I've had to blame her for something, but isn't putting her foot down for shit like this her job? These are months awaited collabs and debut streams for fuck's sake.
>>22503627
Move some shit a couple hours forward or back, jfc. This is basic management.

>>22503464
You can't let someone do something for free for you and then give him/her nothing. That would be assholish. Pippqueen buying shit for him/her is a win win, he/she gets it for free while pippa puts it as business expense, saves up sales tax and income tax ez

>>22503410
>>22503693
>falseflagging
can you /clg/ raiders fuck off already? obody gives a shit

>>22501620
Tenma being a huge bitch just makes me want to stick my you-know-what in her hooha even more

>>22503686
Pippa wouldn't date a tranny.

>>22503693
you'll get used to it

>>22503733
Fuck off. Is there anything I'm saying that is somehow unreasonable or unexpected? When I saw the dates of both streams, I thought "oh, then the Yumi debuts will be earlier/later" and made arrangements. But apparently fucking not.

>>22502310
A good leader can still make bad decisions. Slugma has faltered before she just didn't have anyone in Tsun she could discuss strategy with. Fishman has Papagorira, Buu, and Mins to call him retarded and its not like he hasn't made his share of mistakes either. Remember Phase Wars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ADEbhH0yc

>>22501552
Uhhhh no.

>>22503741
cant help but wanting to shut that mouth with a flesh rod either.
She's not so bad, just needs to get the bitch fucked out of her

>>22503827
You coming in here and making demands for streams that were already scheduled to be cancelled when you've been here for a day. Either you're falseflagging and raiding the thread or you are really fucking stupid. Make your pick

>>22503558
Is this the newest cope?

>>22503827
you've triggered a simp
never say their oshi is anything but perfect
especially never find out and mention far worse stuff, they'll have another melty

>>22503558
cant believe Pippa is playing the oldest family game

Phase Overlap has been a thing since the beginning. Today Iori + Lia is overlapping with Lumi + Yuri overlapping with Pippa + Ginger with possibly 1 or more other zomboid people popping up in chat or 10 seconds on stream + whatever Uruka decides to guerilla today.

>>22503941
t. seething chuuba

>>22503996
Imagine being her brother. She'd be such an easy target.

>>22504058
Why does she hang out in /pcg/ just to seethe that people enjoy Pippa?

>>22504058
did I say anything wrong?

>>22504098
That's probably Ames/Iracebeth.
Some 2view who keeps being /here/ and melting down and for some reason used to like - but now hates - Pippa.

New rrat. Zax just called Pippa a twink.

>>22504062
It's always better in your head...

>>22504211
Correction was invented for a reason, anon.

>>22504184
apparently she goes by Narumi Mihama now, but you didn't hear this from me

>>22503410
Pippa raped Yuri and aren't in speaking terms

>>22504184
Anon Ames is dead and was never posting on /vt/

>>22503919
>You coming in here and making demands for streams that were already scheduled to be cancelled
>cancelled
Motherfucker, I literally talked about moving the streams. Twice I said this, but you're too much of a knee jerk retard to read. The debut streams were NOT scheduled before the collab, so they could easily have prevented an overlap. Having your largest talent stream an anticipated collab during your new talents' debut is fucking asanine.
>when you've been here for a day
I am literally a day 1 /pcg/ regular. What now, mmongoloid? I've never seen someone be so wrong so rapidly in such a short amount of words.
Kill yourself and never reply to me again, dipshit.

>>22504184
the headcanon just keeps getting stronger
Never take meds, this is too much fun

>>22504208
Oh no

>>22504273
>new ID
You almost had me with your bait

>>22482389
Thanks for saving my work anon, gave me a good chuckle seeing that again.

just stop responding to the raiders
they'll get bored eventually

>>22504263
>Narumi Mihama

>Click a random video
>Click a random point
>Belches
I need no further evidence that this is Ames and it's her that's seething that Pippa is more successful than her

>>22504320
nta but that thing bugs sometimes and count me as new IP despite having posted in the thread already

>>22503203
IDK why you're running something that removes all the timestamps but if this is from today or yesterday than the Pippa household has been fucking slacking because the deadline is today. Talk about cutting it close.

>>22504211
Joke's on her, I've been taught from a young age that credit cards are a scam and frozen food is even more of a scam.
>>22482645
SCHIZO ENABLER
SCHIZO PROLONGER
THE LONG PINK EAR BEHIND IT ALL

>>22503203
People that use light mode discord theme need to be exterminated

>>22504320
>and he's a complete newfag, with no knowledge of bugs or dynamic IPs too
Of fucking course, Lord preserve me. Can't say I'm surprised.

>>22504474
People that use discord need to be exterminated

>>22504502
this

>>22504502
Thanks for confirming Pippa should be exterminated

>>22504273
>mad beta orbiter simp is triggering gohanposter now
I'll get my popcorn

>>22503203
Weren't people last thread theorizing whether or not Zax still lives with her? This confirms it, no way he'd do taxes for her if he didn't live with her still.

>>22504578
I will exterminate Pippa myself
with my dick

>>22504654
There were no theories he brought her a fucking pepper on stream.

>>22504654
there was literally a link to a vod where he says he brough jalapenos in chat, then 1 minute later you hear the door of her room open and she moves away from screen and picks it up for spicy karaoke
loads of other circumstantial shit before too

Do you think Pippa could live alone and survive. Not Pippa at her best, not Pippa in a perfect alternate reality. Current Pippa. Answer that question and you know the answer.
Also the rrat about Sakana wanting Lumi only but then getting a 2 for 1 in a Jacob's 2 wives kind of deal seems mean towards Yuri but the PC Twitch page has Lumi listed but not Yuri (yet) does lead credence to that. However the PC discord has Yuri's roles but not Lumis set up so IDK https://www.twitch.tv/team/phaseconnect

>>22504717
correction: I think it was just the timestamp and reference to last karaoke stream
not sure if it was the last thread or the one before, but the super simp was there seething and doing poor damage control at the post that mentioned some circumstantial shit, yet whistled the other way and pretended the karaoke posts didnt exist, as usual.

>>22505145
Survive? Sure. She'd just be disgustingly unhealthy and her place would be an absolute mess.

>>22505145
yes, easily.

>>22505256
So just like now?

>>22505256
>isgustingly unhealthy and her place would be an absolute mess
that's what she is now

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1515055489045860352
Uruka?

Today /pcg/ will meltdown over, drumroll please *spins wheel* taxes

>>22505318
>>22505347
No, she's concerningly unhealthy and her place is a regular mess.

>>22505447
By boy or girl standards?

>>22505447
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>22505507
Boys don't leave old tampons on the floor or let their period blood drip out gorilla style.

>>22505507
Assuming boy standards are worse, those. But with more plushies.

>>22505623
>implying zax wouldn't collect all of her tampons from the floor and lick the blood clean from them

>>22505623
Yeah I've been in girls rooms and apartments before, even the "clean" ones have piles of clothes everywhere on the floor

>>22505674
>Assuming boy standards are worse
LMAO

>>22500966
Hylo was one of the bullies who hated Lumi. She was consistently being the snake in gen 2's ears spreading rrats about Lumi. Hylo herself was caught in the indie circles trying to shit talk Lumi as well. Hylo deserves to hang and she will.

>>22505766
women are far worse.
Men tend to have more minimalistic rooms
Women care more about what to wear so the piles of clothes scattered is pretty normal for an unmarried female

Women are dirty unless there is a strong patriarch or matriarch in their lives. Usually a grandfather or grandmother who shames them into shape. Too bad boomers are too self absorbed to maintain standards. We've tried to shame our peers into cleaning their rooms but it obviously doesn't work. Pippa and Uruka are as nasty as ever and Yuri keeps diet Dr Pepper cans in her room at night. All of that attracts mold, bacteria, and bugs.

>>22505145
>the rrat about Sakana wanting Lumi only but then getting a 2 for 1 in a Jacob's 2 wives kind of deal seems mean towards Yuri
Not really.
Hololive has a few examples of "package deals" that worked out very well.

>>22505145
Doubt it. Yuri genuinely seems to have more potential than Lumi.

God here.
11 days until everything comes crashing down.

>>22507061
I'm marking my calendar and if nothing happens on that day I will call you a faggot. Again.

>>22507061
I'm an atheist

>>22507156
Atheist god here.
11 days until everything comes crashing down.

>>22506377
a lot of truth to this one, unfortunately.
Its a very bleak future for this generation

>>22507206
>Atheist god

>>22506377
Why doesn't Zax whip her into shape?

>>22507433
he does that every night ,in bed
its a work in progress

>>22507471
kill yourself, cuckposter

I used to ship Pippa with Uruka. But now that Yuri is here, that might be my new ship.

>>22507433
He's an autistic furry he has no idea what shape is.

>>22507508
why do you call it cuckposting? im not in a relationship with her nor do I want her
You wont be in a relationship with her either, get real. If you want her, the onus is on you

>>22507433
because an in-shape pippa would immediately drop the gay furry

>>22507575
That just means I have to cuck Pippa now, I'm taking the legal loli cat.

>>22507575
Why?
Their only good interaction was the violin lesson stream

>>22507638
>nor do I want her
sus

>>22507674
Finally someone here will oshi Michiru

>>22507638
>nor do I want her
We've heard that one before.

My rrat is that Zax cuckposts about himself in this thread just so he feels better about himself.

>>22507705
Would fug owl, would headpat Pippa. The real person is a completely different story

>tfw still nfi who Zax is

>>22507759
>not fugging both
>not headpatting both
weak

>>22507759
I'll take the real person. I like everything that leaks from her personas.

>>22507788
Run while you can newfag

>>22507788
This is a good thing. Keep it that way.

>>22507788
https://kiwifarms.is/search/13176077/?q=zax

>>22506926
Yuri is the only PC rn with the potential to be a "Gura Killer." Pippa has too much baggage her max level and EVs would be pre-betrayal Nyanners. For now, Pippa goslings either become schizos or cliffjump away from the drama and Yuri is in the best position to netcatch them.

>>22507788
Just a NotPippa orbiter. Ignore Zaxtranny posts.

>>22507967
go back

>>22507759
Pippa would make an awful wife. The only option is to go back in time and wife husbandry her.

>>22508018
>orbiter
Can he really be classified as an orbiter if he lives with her and has been friends with her for upwards of a decade, anon?

why do you guy want to fug pippa. with how unhygienic she is, i wouldnt be surprised if shes patient zero for a mold-based pandemic in the future

>>22507845
there's a lot to like, but a real relationship is something completely different. have you ever been in one? be honest.
you dont even know what she looks like

>>22508045
yes, because pippa is cucking him with us

>>22508066
NTA but
>you dont even know what she looks like
Reps. Also it doesn't matter. Her personality has already won me and many other people over.

>>22507788
he who cums in your oshi

>>22508045
Considering he never actually fucked her yes he can.

>>22508045
>upwards of a decade
For his sake, I genuinely hope he really is gay, otherwise the dude is going to catch a case

>>22508128
this kind of mentality is why divorce is so common nowadays

>>22508060
Imagine the smell.

>>22508146
>he never actually fucked her
We don't know this

>>22507433
Very few people are willing to put up with Pippa's shit sometimes literal shit no matter how good that Pippussy is. Even the most fervent gosling would flee into a pump and dump the moment post nut clarity hits and her smell turns sour. Zax is too physically and mentally weak to be a proper househusband and everyone who can do it has fucked off to a better woman.

>>22508066
I know all of this, but I'm not entirely mentally stable.

>>22507575
Not a bad ship

>>22508007
>Pippa goslings either become schizos or cliffjump away from the drama and Yuri is in the best position to netcatch them.
This. I find myself strangely attracted to Yuri.

>>22508215
https://files.catbox.moe/9zeksv.mp4

>>22508377

>>22507061
Were you the one doing the cryptic posts with the reddit spacing? That's a good schizo script

>>22508400
purest form of woman moment

>>22508286
Don't challenge me. I hate losing and sunk cost is real.

>>22508215
Reps

>>22508060
thats part of the appeal

>>22508400
lying whore!

>>22508400
Pippa lying for money instead of killing her cash cow!

This is your oshi now.

>>22507750
>greentexting outside imageboards
I believe it.

>>22508286
oof man, you got too real here

>>22508377
>>22508752
Tiny womanlet who needs correction

>>22508792

>>22508377
Same. Frankly, I confess that this whole time I thought Yuri was just the Kanata to Lumi's Coco, but I'm glad to have been proven very wrong.

>>22507120
jokes on you ,I wont be here to see it

>>22508452
an apostle!

>>22508849
Commiting war crimes in all of Yuris' holes!

>>22508772
I just noticed the bracket, yeah that is a terminal /here/ habit even if it wasn't him that one time I'm certain he posts here occasionally

Also Yuni raided a fucking tranny again gdi I hate Twitch [/spoiler[

>>22508849
I doubt her tiny child-like body could even shoulder something that can punch through AR500.

>>22508965
I've been using twitch more lately and I hate how it's conditioned me to instantly wonder about Y chromosome status any time a chuuba has an even slightly non-standard voice for a woman.

I'm glad that the love for Yubi is spreading.

>>22508785
Those taxes won't do themselves Zax. Mush. Mush.

pippa will reward zax doing her taxes for her with some hot steamy sex!

>>22508623
Yeah post more blurry pictures from mexican amateur porn, that will teach us.

>>22509554
>he doesnt know that pippa and zax are amateur mexican porn starts
ngmi

>>22509226
Don't be mean to him. Poor guy barely gets any buttsex these days.

>>22509378
We joke but sex with Pippa might unironically be a chore just like everything else Zax does in his life. I wonder if he makes her wear the bag? Oh wait she has a furry suit. She probably just wears the headpiece from that.

>>22508965
>Also Yuni raided a fucking tranny again
Which is hilarious considering she said she wanted to raid a girl because she raided too many guys lately.

>>22509724
why would sex with pippa be a chore?

>>22509782
Who? I don't see that person in the list of Phase Connect talents or friends.
I hope NOTPIPPA raids more trannies just to make schizos seethe

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1515093531454435328
Lia is doing a twitter space

>>22509782

Sorry to interrupt zoidberg posting but lia is doing a space!
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1515093531454435328

Ah, so this is her normal voice

>>22510036
I missed it. What is it like?

>>22510036
Twitter space speaking is phone only. This is what Lia's voice sounds through a lower quality phone mic.

>>22510174
It's still going on so just hop in.
>>22510181
Yes but she's obviously not using her usual Lia inflections on spoken mannerisms.

>>22510248
>It's still going on so just hop in.
I didn't miss anything then. Sounds the same as usual to me.

>I love this show
>it's very racist
I'm listening

>>22510036
It's not she's still voice filtering but its phone quality. I have no idea what Uruka does to make her spaces sound smooth. It must be the sultry fapping she does to warm her larynx.

Yuri refused to join Lia's space. Yuri hates her genmates confirmed. Talk about taking the Pippa route RTA ikz

My cute virgin Pippa, please stay a virgin. Sex will only corrupt you even further

>>22510434
no, i want to see a sex tape with her and zax leak.

>>22510434
I'll make sure she'll stay virgin at least until marriage. But after that I'll breed her.

New thread
>>22510468

>>22509593
>the beaner rat comes full circle

>>22509782
this and general fag tolerance is probably one of her political views that she tries to hide the most since her audience is staunchly against it.
Proof: just trust me bro. zoomer in a zoomer school means you can't escape tranny and fag indoctrination.

>>22511067
>probably
lurk moar newfriend

>>22511067
Isn't she technically a millenial though? Not that it changes anything.