/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I don't remember what the fuck happened in the last thread

>>22492422
>>22492489
No, Milky did some time right after Mori did a karaoke and people were talking about it

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>22492422
>>22492489
Nope, don't think so. It's more operatic than what she usually goes for, especially before the voice reps.
>>22492536
Nice.

Mori you were doing so well..

>>22492688
Nothing much, we just learned that SHE HATES US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and also BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE HATES ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I HATE WEAPON ARTS I HATE WEAPON ARTS

森りん頑張って!!

>>22492489
You must have been remembering that time in Morig when people were talking about Extended universe shenanigans. Milky and Ninanin have sung it, and you're probably remembering either.

Soundpost that.

I don't think she's getting to the capitol today

>Volcano Cave
Time for the best weapon in the game.

>>22492811
She already was at the capitol, and even wrote a song about it. Gawr Gura is on it

Mori... Mori you're doing the accent thing again.

>>22492739
I see.

AAAAAH THE SHITTY BRITISH MAKE IT STOP IM GOING SCHIZOOOOOO

Remember that she will never ever play Yakuza (0) and even if through some miracle she would attempt to she would get filtered by the length and her ADHD making it impossible to follow the storybeats

remember to love your Mori

>>22492870
There's a story in my minigame series?

I love this ADHD riddled bitch so much!

Mori will never call you Daddy Sandler, why even live?

Damn I love this reaper rapper rapist raper so fucking much.

>>22492870
She would love the amount of shit you can do in it

>>22492870
Fine by me, I don't care for moviegames.

>>22492985
>everybody stopped bitching the moment this was posted in the last thread
Soulsfags hate lesbians confirmed.

>>22492985
that outfit better get a metric amount of fanart and porn

>>22493093
Man it fucking better, it's sex as all hell.

yeah, what the fuck is with this game and naming everyone so similarly

>>22493093
Seems like Reine is taking the helm and ID just generally don't get much exposure. Hopefully I'm wrong

>>22493093
agreed
>>22493150
blame George

>>22493093
Threesome porn absolutely must come out of this, or I will seethe.

Hey, did you guys know she's Adam Sandler?

>switch away from Kiara during the break
>Sandler into accent 'joke'
yeah, no

she's overleveled

Hey deadbeats, got any Ranni lewds for ya boi?

>>22493455
Yeah, pretty much everything this stream, except the dungeon, has been a curb stomp.

>>22493493
no, just this

>>22493509
Struggling and watching people struggle through these games is fun, but I gotta admit I also enjoy seeing people absolutely stomp enemies sometimes

>>22493455
Level honestly doesn't matter much outside of vigor or mind (if you're spell spamming, and vigor is your primary stat to level anyway until 40), only weapon upgrade does and she's using a somber weapon which is the easiest to level

that guh was so cute it did damage

>>22493662
I feel like they always happen when I'm not paying attention...

>>22493146
I don't usually get turned on by Mori, but this image does things to me.

>>22493608
I mean, I would agree if she was stomping them with pure skill. She's making cute noises though so I'm entertained.

She hates us

She loves us!

Who the fuck thought of inventing snail snakes?

>>22493701
fair enough, I do enjoy watching people outskilling their opponents but its oddly satisfying seeing others crushing them through overwhelming strength

She loves us very much

Maybe she loves you guys
I know for a fact she hates me

>>22493841 (me)
especially in games as oppressive as these ones

SASUGA MIYAZAKI

Rikka's birthday?

>>22492985
Wait where is this from anyway

>>22494043
he had a live earlier
it was neat!

>>22494084
Mori latest song with her blue gf and Reine.

>>22494084
Reine's mengen leak
you know, just like Mori tended to release small teasers for members

>>22494140
Oh ok. I thought there'd be a frame up or something

>>22494116
Yeah I know what it is but I wanted to know where it came from

Holy shit this girl has the object permanence of a toddler

>How did these guys get into this locked room??
>Oh it has a door

>>22494247
ToT

>>22494247
Most rooms have doors

>>22494247
yeah it's her "thing"

>>22494286
proof?

>>22494282
damn reaper needs some love correction

>>22494247
She literally turns her brain off when playing ER. She can hardly even talk to chat, mostly rambles to herself.

>>22494359
speak for yourself, I've had her respond to several of my chat comments just this stream

>>22494359
Sounds like you're mad she doesn't read your messages

>>22494359
>he didn't have his message replied to
ayy lmao

>>22494486
>>22494560
That's why I said "hardly" she's pretty much only reading game tips. Also I'm not using chat, I never do during game streams.

Been away for a while but saw Mori signed to Universal Music. Does that mean she is going to be streaming less while working on (more?) music? Thanks for spoonfeeding.

>>22494652
Pretty much, but so far she's been streaming like normal

I prefer Italian to British

The Italian in her? Me

>>22494652
yes, but the real lack of streaming hasn't started yet

>>22494652
Nah she'll probably keep streaming to annoy the faggots here even more

>>22493197
>Mori top
Apart from that it’s great

>>22494737
Mori top doesn't make a ton of sense, but Suisei bottom is too fucking good, I accept it completely.

Italian sausage in your Mori? More likely than you'd expect

>>22494690
At least she actually says things in Bri'ish
I'm pretty sure she can only say those same 5 or so words with the Italian "accent"

>>22494680
>>22494726
oh okay, thanks deadbeats
>>22494728
I see the "she does shit on purpose to fuck with /vt/" rrat is still alive and well

>>22494798
Just imagine Suisei as the powerbottom

"Big Pizza Moves" made me laugh more than it should have

>>22494879
same here, I might soundpost it later along with the huge scream

>>22494852
This, Italian basically turns into her reciting Jojo names. The only Mori accents I enjoy are Sheriff, Goofy, and to a lesser extent her valley girl.

When has she ever had focus

Distant Mori, my beloved..

Damn I love distant Mori.

>>22494951
I don't think I've ever heard valley girl.

https://twitter.com/_set___/status/1515010692818292738

Why is Mori eating at 2am...

I love her so much

Monkey sounds Mori is so much nicer than br'ish calli

>I'm an entertainer, just like Adam Sandler.

>>22495064
She's drinking, snacks are always going to happen along with that

>>22495109
>he doesn't like Bri'ish Mori

>>22495180
She's not even playing BB right now. It makes no sense.

>>22495056
https://youtu.be/ceG1wBO9l5o?t=8104

>>22495064
Have you ever been awake/working at odd hours? This is probably part of her weird sleep schedule.

started drinking again after one week of sobriety but at least I have Mori as my company

wonder if we can neg mori into dropping alcohol

>>22494286
Ogey

>>22495429
I'm hoping her mom will do it when she goes back home soon.

>>22495064
because she's a fat slob with no impulse control

>>22495429
Just make a stream compilation of her taking swigs from the bottle with a clickbait title and hope her mom sees it

>>22495218
As if it ever had to.

>>22495516
Include the C-man piss part

>>22495429
contrarian nature would make her drink more

>>22494858
>I see the "she does shit on purpose to fuck with /vt/" rrat is still alive and well
I mean she was pretty explicit about confirming that one in January

>>22495516
There's another one to add, we've gotten about 6 this stream so far. You can hear her voice get strained when she does it

>>22495064
Depending on when she's been going to bed that might just be dinner time
My sleep schedule is so fucked that 4am is dinner for me

>Alcohol is fine Mori, and besides you'd probably fail if you try to quit, so no point in stopping.

>>22495670
meds

>>22495736
Intriguing strategy, could work

>>22495714

>have you heard of the jar man
MORI NO

Damn Sana's streaming too

>>22495679
And another one

I have no idea what Mori has been talking about with this jar person and lore.

>>22495878
heh

>>22495878
I hate that guy he killed Yugoslavia

>>22495945
Some jar-headed guy named 'Let me solo her' has been going around naked and putting his summon sign outside Malenia's door, to help. I think it's some cocky faggot shit, but it does help people beat her, I guess.

>>22494337
>>22495825
>>22495993

Eoin schizo is going strong

>>22496097
autistically killing a boss over and over again for weeks on end til you become infamous for it is pretty based tbdesu

>>22496234
Unfortunately its canceled out by being a 2kat bleed/frost shitter.

my autistic wife...

>>22496162
Farewell deleted deadbeat you weren't wrong

ah finally the unboxing

the unboxing is back

Proof of Deadbeats badge reveal???

Yo wtf, my Captcha turned into a global schizo

Mori... the rrats...

>>22496408
>>22496416
I give it two sips before she forgets and ends stream

>>22496452
I hope so. Can't wait to take Mori's away from her. Required to become the last Deadbeat

>>22496408
After stream or?

>>22496495

>alcoholschizo is ESL
Love to see it

>>22496577
put down the wine glass you dumb bitch

>>22496452
MEDS

based captcha gods

Would Mori drink while pregnant?

>>22496452
abayo weedspagon

>>22496671
i have to send mori to rehab before we start trying to have a baby

Were those deadbeat snails

>>22496671
I'll let you know once I knock her up

Has Mori first tried every boss this stream?

Seeing skeletons go I BELIEVE I CAN FLY is always funny.
>>22496761
Yes, there's like 3 places with skeleton snails in the game.

>>22496885

Can she use the purple attack while horseback?

>>22496866
Well never mind then.

>>22496934
no weapon arts on horseback

God, she's overleveled to hell and back.

>>22496903
You think that's bad? The flying skeletons also breathe fire down from the sky.
No, I'm not fucking joking.

I just want to see her fight one enemy that actually gives her a challenge...

>Level 100

>>22497041
Like alcoholism

>>22497072
And she'll still get two-shot by bosses after Leyndell

>draconic sentinel stomped
>nearly zero reaction in global
>nearly zero reaction in here
Mori succeeded, discussion about her is dead in the one place that actually cares about vtuber culture

>>22497074
Ogey, schizo.

>>22497106
what is endgame level anyway?
I beat it at lvl 120 but I was using magic and the mimic tear

>>22497117
it was funny, but your inability to look at a joke as just that proves your own personal darkness

>>22497117
I feel like you don't understand the point of replying ogey

>>22497112
It wasn't a very exciting fight, not much to say.

its time to eat shit and chew bubble gum

It's HIM

>>22497155
>>22497167
>I fell for fucking bait
I will now go and commit sudoku for my retardation.

I thought they nerfed Mimic, what the hell is it doing to those Tree Sentinels.
>>22496992
Honestly that's normal if you explore properly before Leyndell, you usually end with lvl100 or even above that before you step into the capital.

>>22497112
She's overleveled and using a +10 Mimic Tear, what do you want?

>>22497112
I was posting in her chat

>>22497112
Man, I'm just vibing with the stream, but I'm not gonna pretend it was the coolest shit ever when she's overleveled, using rune arcs and summoning mimics.
I'm just happy she's having fun and making progress

Since the stream started i went to bed but let the audio from the stream play so i could pretend mori is streaming the game next to me while i take a nap.
Is this how it feels to have a cute reaper gf?

imagine the smell

>>22497106
Snow area bosses are absolute bullshit

>>22497146
My friend beat it at ~150 while doing side shit as a STR caveman
I did it at 117 as a wizard cheesing with comet

>>22497378
>running through haligtree right now at 120
>two shot by nearly everything
This place fucking sucks and I genuinely hope Mori doesn't do it

>>22497146
I beat it 132 as Unga

>>22497400
is 150 the prime pvp level?

My babygirl mori...

sleepy reapy

Bratty sleepy reapy a cute.

IT'S TOOT TIME BOYS

I'm guessing she gave up on her plan of reading sc to catch up after the gameplay?

>>22497495
>recent Mori
>fan interaction
roru

>>22497495
she doesn't need her fans' support anymore and finds reading scs a waste of time

>>22496274
even with this she still has more hp than if you fought her solo w/ a normal weapon, because of the summon buff she gets

>>22497460
That area with the ballistas and treeman makes me want to die. Not to mention fighting the tree spirit in Scarlet Rot juice

>>22497539
>>22497578
ogey

>>22497539
t. salty deadbeat that didn't get summoned
Maybe next time, champ

I hate this place and wish I could escape

hey wait aren't these just those little assholes from lost izalith

her cute voice is coming out again

sleepy mori is age regressing...

>>22497752
sleepy

>>22497636
none of the people summoned were deadbeats, all greyniggers

She read my comment about the poopoo man seed.
Nevermind what I said earlier about being disappointed. This is the best fucking stream.

>>22493493
Please do not lewd the bookworm.

i wish she was this cute more often

>>22497812
Another name for the list.

>>22497812
The crazed caca consumer deserves to have his questline done

she's drinking again...

Fucking chat spoilers

>>22497812
She read my comment about turning him into a pickle, which was a substantially less funny throwaway line, but I'm happy.

>>22497913
The meme "Say his name. You won't be laughing when he kills you." is legit. He's fucking disgustingly psychopathic. The shittiest excuse for a human being Fromsoft has ever made.

>>22497948
I'm just slightly sad I had to talk like an eight year old to get her attention. Apparently saying heehee funny toddler year old words catches her eye.

>>22497539
>still trying

DO MORE MORI

God damn it, number 2 nibbler got me.

>>22497812
Mori likes to read greybeats
she reads my messages more often than not

>>22497965
I gave him Seluvis' potion and now he's my favorite ash, he debuffs, bleeds, and tanks like a champ

>Mori saw the Dung Eater shitpost
Based

fucking kek Mori

Mori should have made her character Ash Ketchum instead.

i really did not want to hear mori say "stool consumer"...

>not confident with her female voice
umm, why aren't you guys changing this?

>>22498156
I want Mori to eat my ass.

>>22498176
Tried, she always gets embarrassed and goes ironic with it. Even in front of the other myth girls.

>>22498195
i will never understand normalfag obsession with anal
poop is fucking gross

>>22497965
Welp, I know who I'm gonna give Seluvis' potion to now.

>>22498176
her female voice is great though

>>22498236
I recommend doing his quest first. He's not just some douche who wants to murder people. He's actually insane with no grip on reality. He thinks he's doing a good thing. Or, I think. Honestly, it's hard to really understand his thought process behind his insane ramblings.

Jesus fucking christ, the first thing that moderately challenges her and she's summoning.

oh no no no she's letting summons finish the entire game for her

playstation beats rise up

>>22498375
>>22498383
ogey

ok someone explain the fucking pickles to me

>>22498402
I hope someone finds a way to grief her to punish her for summoning.
>>22498440
pickle = pee pee

>>22498440
Takodachi meme

>>22498440
Fuck if I know.

>>22498440
Takodachi meme

i can't believe she just teabagged that guy

Holy shit, that guy didn't stand a chance.

>>22498327
Can you explain in more depth, I got the point where you break him out of jail and when he started muttering how he was going to kill me and defile my corpse and I asked myself if I wanted to put up with this guy at all before deciding to kill him.

She's likely to get invaded, right?

>>22498327
Its also left just ambiguous enough to interpret that he might just be another victim of the Greater Will's persecution, but he still gets off on cursing people.

>>22498575
I'll invade her womb

summoning and playing with friends is fun
i hate anti-fun beats

>>22498575
She just did, and the Deadbeats instantly ripped him apart. He couldn't even get near her.

>>22498575
Got shredded already.

>>22498595
This. She hardly plays online games because she's bad at them, so letting her be the "bully" is a lot of fun for her and makes her happy

>>22498595
>>22498672
Coop parts really bring out the cutest Mori. And it's fan interaction.

>>22498595
no fun allowed ever my autism doesn't allow for fun

>>22498567
Wait, did she already get invaded? I looked away for two fuckin' second.
>>22498574
Okay, I'm not an expert, but I'll tell you how I interpret it based on what he says and item descriptions.
He was an "Omen" at birth, like Margit. They exist outside of the will of the Golden Order. Whenever an Omen is born, they painfully chop all of their horns across their body off (which is why his armor looks like that). Few survive the process. Presumably, it drives many insane. Because of this experience, he, in his insane state of mind, wants to curse the entire world. Because "If everyone is cursed, no one is."

>>22498440
Tako meme, why they keep posting it in non-Ina chats I have no fucking clue. It's actually worse than waves, I think.

the problem isn't that mori is having fun
the problem is that she's having fun without me

She's a bit tipsy and having a ton of fun with minimal Sandler stuff. This stream is great

>>22498727
I wish I had a PS5

MORI DON'T SHIP YOUR DEADBEATS

>>22498702
I think you've gotten it mixed up. He's not an Omen. He's a random guy who's just a batshit insane poo eater, and he wants to be an Omen/make everyone Omens. We see his face, and he's some troglodyte motherfucker.

This Malenia cosplayer is going to turn her into a rotwoman simp

>>22498574
you find out that he defiles corpses to spread the curse of Omen (perhaps part of its life cycle) through seedbeds. Finishing his quest makes him give you a rune to curse the entire Elden Ring, thus since everyone is cursed, everyone is blessed. No need to defile more but also damning all generations from then on to be like mogh and morgott

I don't have a ps5, might as well die.

>>22498575
We need someone competent to invade, I'd advise using the rot dragonbreath

>>22498827
Good, Malenia is the most based shardbearer.

>Mori called us cute
>find out I'll be getting 1300 bucks in tax refunds
>mfw
Today is a good day.

>>22498822
Maybe. I have no fuckin' clue. Fromsoft lore is all kinds of cryptic. It'll take everyone a hot minute to fully sort it all out.

I'd invade if I could but I'm in Ashen Capital so it's impossible.

>>22498913
Deadbeats would just drop her the shit to cure it after they gangbang him. Thanks, Miyazaki.

>>22498822
>>22498702
as stated, he's not an omen but in the words of the armor description "The heart of an Omen without the body to match". He says eventually another one like him will come around to spread the curse long after he is dead.

I think Mori got one hit on that boss kek.

Okay that was fun, but I wish that chat didn't point her straight to where the boss was

>>22498985
>drop shit to cure it
>rot breath
You have no idea just how good rot breath is for invading, the actual damage it deals on top of the rot makes for easy kills
Especially if you have them in a hallway or use Ezekiel's

>>22499042
Nah, she got him with like 3 Ash of War casts

Sleepy, tipsy Mori is cute.

she's going to hotglue the malenia figurine

>>22498702
>Wait, did she already get invaded? I looked away for two fuckin' second.
Twice now lmao
>Spoiler bit
Yeah I kinda figured it was something like him being under the influence of the whatever god was making the Omens a thing, just wasn't sure he had a motivation beyond "Man I sure to love raping souls!"

Oh nice she is reading sc!

that was so cute...

>>22497495
>>22497539
KNEEL

>>22499035
Read the chest description. It doesn't directly contradict you, but apparently he once had guidance, but lost it. Something changed.
>>22499084
Oh no, I've invaded plenty of times with it. I have it equipped at all times, but only bust it out for cancerous people. I just think the deadbeats playing right now would get hit and take a beating, but still kick his ass.

>literally the only somewhat challenging boss left for the stream
>tripleteamed
what a stream

>>22498822
The guy is fucked up. I didn't even try to finish his quest or talk to him. He's fucking scary, killed him as soon as I could, can't risk it.

>sauced-up Mori with live cam
God, I hope J-Chad is monitoring

That was an Elden Beast sword skill, wasn't it. And the other fucker has double Eleonora poleblade.
>>22498702
Dung Eater is not an omen, he is clearly a very ugly human that looks like he consumes dung under his armor. But his logic seems to be what you said though it's unclear what drives him to do this.

Dubs say she will show her face on cam

>>22499132
He's going to get upset that she used summons to swift through a boss instead

she's so cute

I want to express my revulsion at seeing invaders being raped like that, having been one myself, but I know I'd get chewed out by deadbeats who have reached cuck status. As well as people who insist invaders are just griefers and deserve it.

>>22499163
The way she is talking reminds me of the lightweight check in college after one shot

>>22497495
>>22497539
KNEEL, NIGGERS !

>>22499163
but we can look at all the pics we want right now

So one ER string (possibly another one as guerilla) on the schedule. Please include something else

>>22498822
Hated dookie diner fans, is this your oshi?

>>22499171
literally the post right after that one KEK

PROOF OF DEADBEATS BADGE!!!

does mori give good handjobs?

Like the design
I really wish doing patches was more popular

The war for the badges begins!

>>22498859
And didn't see this til after I posted, I see that's interesting I should see if there's more lore about Omens beyond the "The Golden Order sure fucking hates them" and they seem to be given the sales pitch to overthrowing the world order cause I'm not sure if that would be a good or bad thing long term. Seems like a bad thing short term though.

Now I know who to target.

>>22499352
her technique would be just stroking the shaft and maybe play with your sack a bit

>>22499363
i've seen young girls with backpacks covered in various patches (music bands etc.) several times
and it always filled me with murderous urges

>>22499403
It's Mori so that's enough for now.

>>22499154
>he thinks Mori "You think I'm drunk ? That's cute" is plastered
How new ?

>>22499414
Cuteaggressionbeat...

>>22499363

>>22499455
Patches is unironically handsome

>>22499431
"Sauced up" has never meant drunk in my experience. Just someone who gets talkative a few drinks in

>>22499466

>>22499466
I prefer Pate

>>22499414
Why does this fill you with rage?

>>22499455
No fuck you not this patches I murdered him without any hesitation in ER finally

we're going to get 3D mori SC reading while she's sleepy and being a little girl

fuck I hate being a poor fag I need that limited edition EP

We get 2D Mori, hand cam Mori, and 3D Mori all in one stream. Sugoi!

Mori’s shill reps have gotten better. Makes me wonder if they’re underselling

>>22499502
kek

>>22499509
I only did in my second playthrough for my Link cosplay

>>22499466
If he had hair, yes. Bald can be attractive but his face doesn't work with the "handsome bald"

>handjob
I'd rather have her give me oral while massaging my legs, then as I get close to climax she moves her hands towards my groin and at the finale her soft, slender fingers touch my shaft

Kek, this is kinda stupid, but also pretty cute

>>22499368
Short term the non-omen parents would be terrified from seeing all children become omens. But once everyone is an omen it's unclear. I don't think the game ever mentions if there's anything about omens that makes them inherently bad compared to normal humans, humans just fucking hate them. That's a common problem with all "normal" endings - they're very unclear on the effects and implications of the changes to Golden Order you make when going for any of them.

>>22499540
considering it's limited edition EP and it's still in stock like 2 weeks later (while JPs usually sell out on the spot), yeah, lol

>>22499536
The triple threat

>>22499509
>Why does this fill you with rage?
misogyny i think

>>22499586
Omens are "abandoned" by the grace of the erdtree/greater will apparently
Which doesn't seem too bad, fuck that space nigger

guh

>>22499466
He's not ugly, but if you think he's handsome your taste in men is questionable, (fem)anon. He looks like he is - like the guy who will stab you in the back.

i want to give her a kiss
i want her giggly voice to accompany me as we go out and have fun
god i hate women so much

>>22499606
I mean I understand misogyny. I just don't understand how seeing them with patches on items sets it off anymore than usual?

>>22499625
Anon, no matter who you are, you're gonna be fucked by one of the space niggers.

>>22499653
oh? you're a [band name] fan? Name all their songs

>>22499653
being tumblr adjacent i guess? idk it sort of feels like signaling that you substitute personality with a manufactured image

>>22499586
considering Mohg has one of the omen horns literally drill into his eye and they don't get recycled by the Erdtree when dying (possibly implying the soul just gets chained to the corpse forever), being an omen sounds like a sucky fate
also considering both demigod Omens make references of the 'Cursed Blood' and the bloodflame, they may have some relation to Formless Mother and all the gross shit that relates to that

>>22499669
But one of the space niggers fucking me can be blue doll cunny.

>>22499586
> if there's anything about omens that makes them inherently bad compared to normal humans, humans just fucking hate them
I might be reaching a bit here but like I kinda said earlier it seems like gods that are not the fingers can influence omens easier so I always assumed the prejudice against omens came from the fact that the government in this setting needs them dead to keep control over the world. I think Morgott's actions through out the game show that Omens are about the same as everyone else like personality wise.

>>22499669
I'd like to have my pick of space niggers instead of having it forced on me by the Golden Fags

>>22499713
God, she's so cute...even the the sassiness she gets after becoming mini Ranni

>>22499586
From my understanding the Omen are the result of some effect from the Tree that came before and was replaced by the Erdtree that’s towering over the map in game. Anything associated with that tree became looked down upon and declared heresy by the Golden Order.

Mori's cuteness is directly proportional to the seething of Soulsfags

>>22499713
She'd probably ditch you once you got into space. If she didn't, it'd be a sexless, loveless marriage purely business oriented.
>>22499742
Tell that to Melania.

I want her to T pose again it's just so fucking cute

>>22499589
Deadbeats spent all their money already on birthday superchats

>>22499839
No, she said I'm a good boy, she cares about me.

>>22499839
Oh don't worry, I told Melania about it in-depth in my current playthrough
After I got a hug from the three-fingers

>>22499669
unless you're an omen because before the golden ayys came, people born with horns were considered blessed. Echoing the other anons, its still not clear what the fuck is bad about being an Omen, just that the greaterwill hates them and the greaterwill hates anything that isn't under its thumb or... finger

Mori is pissing the bed nightly!!!!!!

>She's drinking herself to sleep and is confused as to why she can't stay asleep
Literal retard

It's the alcohol Mori, literally is proven to cause insomnia.

i'm pretty sure mori abuses her adhd medication and just uses coffee as an excuse

>>22499874
OR that anon is Mori . It’s not really limited edition , and they just want to sell more.

>>22499917
chances are the Formless Mother was responsible for the previous 'Order' considering the crucible mentions how all life was merged together

>>22499985
>she sees alcohol as a solution, not a problem
jesus

Not alcoholic btw. You're just a schizo.

MEMBERS LETS GO

>members only fall guys
there you go

fuck yes members only next week

Suit up, deadbeats...

>next week members only
oh look the doomposters were wrong
imagine that

>>22500101
Actually, yeah. I defended her before but this is getting out of hand.

Hope you motherfuckers all kill yourselves.
She BTFO all of you.

I'm ready.

I'm holding that one shit poster up as being a massive faggot of a deadbeat forever now.

>>22500122
>>22500126
Well..

GETTING TO SECOND BASE WITH MORI!

>>22500079
Isn't that more of a three finger thing? They seem to hate how life went into the current state from original "unified" form. It's also hinted that traders that you meet are last remnants of a tribe that worshipped Three fingers in the past, which is why you find Trader clothes while dropping into Three Finger shrine and which is why the few survivors there play same music as what merchants play.

>>22499651
kek

Man she's serious about being back in the states.

Mamamori stream let's gooo

>>22500187
From what I got the three-fingers fucking hate current reality because nothing good has ever come of it and want the world to return to singularity

>>22499708
Interesting. Because I usually find pins to be much more tumblr adjacent than patches. Also are these velcro patches? Because that could be the difference. My heuristic is usually: Clothing with patch panel and patches = right wing. Pins on clothing/backpack = left wing. Usually pretty accurate.

>>22500187
Three fingers don't have anything to do with the Crucible, as far as we know. But the link between the FORMLESS mother and primordial soup is probably a decent enough one.

Mamamori cute, CUTE!

>>22500187
I'm pretty sure the common theory is the three fingers and two fingers were the same being at one point and kinda similar to what happened with Marika they split into separate beings due to how frustrated with the way things were going.

Okay, now's my chance!

How do I superchat Calli? She's not playing Elden Ring. I can sc now, right?

>didn't decide on music until she was 20
>makes it big in 5 years
wow, good for her. just goes to show that you can really do a lot in 5 years

>>22499494
Huh. It means drunk where I'm from, so I guess that's why I assumed you meant drunk (though the constant "Mori is drunk" meme pushed by /hlgg/ certainly didn't help lol).

wrench you fuck

>>22500141
More like she saw people were getting frustrated, even mentioned the lack of variety in her streams lately.

>>22500333
Anon...

Can't wait for her to get harrased and hate the States. There's a reason all the members there don't post pictures of themselves online anymore.

Can't tell if this renting or buying. Bitch better be buying with those piles of cash.

>>22500345
if you work really hard yes

HOLY SHIT THE MAMAMORI STREAM IS SOON

I'm unable to watch at the present
what news

>>22500420
sounds like shes renting because she will still be splitting time between US and JP

>>22500466
she got a house because her mom shills the fuck outta her

>>22500402
Anon, she is literally from the US, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>22500420
Texas is good, I guess, property prices are not insane.

>>22500466
She's planning on living 50/50 between US and Japan, and is trying to set up things in the US so she can also do 3D stuff there.

I'm looking forward to her time in the states. She was so happy last time, those were some blessed streams.

>>22500466
Mamamori stream happening May 1st hopefully

>>22500490
I mean if its an old lady could literally just be picking and choosing who the house gets sold too. Kinda a waste to be renting.

>>22500514
I mean they are only gonna sky rocket. She should be buying.

>>22500376
shhh, let him believe feedback doesn't reach her even if she specifically refers to it

>>22500494
She was a nobody before she left, she throws herself out there on the internet. Just look at the shit members like Noel have to go through to live in a country their face is known

>>22500592
Whaaaaaaaat

enter Lui-Nee

So what are we gonna timeloop about once the stream ends? I wanna have my talking points ready.

>>22500592
did she mention if it will be archived?

>>22500608
How about I feedback my foot up your ass.

>>22500592
which means shit stream schedule until the second week of May
Year of Mori

Mori's kansha...

>>22500376
>Source: My ass

>>22500644
Let's timeloop about how Doxxbeat Landlord is going to get her killed or something wacky.

This seems like a standard case of throwing money around when you get an influx. Considering how shit coof travel is, 50/50 is a retarded expectation on her part.

It really is something about Elden Ring that gets me twisted. We've barely been out of it and into the zatsudan and I already feel great again.

>>22500644
if she's going to birth my children or not

...holy shit, the race just sounds even messier and dumber than the initial idea

>>22500721
Yep, as soon as she turned on handcam my enjoyment of the stream skyrocketed. I missed the sc reading with tangents.

>>22500740
This whole SC reading has just been a summary of retarded Mori mindset

>>22500718
Goalie, you absolute fucking newfag. She's been planning a second base since last summer.

fuck it's been 5 hours and it doesn't even feel like it

>>22500644
Let's timeloop how cute Mori is

>>22500826
that one I can get behind

>>22500698
Nah, Mori is gonna shoot a stalker with a customized reaper themed firearm. She will cause a controversy as the prosecution will try to say her reaper theming means she is a aspiring killer.

Would actually be pretty insane for one of them to get involved in a court case. Would basically be state mandated doxxing as part of the legal process

>>22500876
Like this?

>I'm not an alcoholic, I just need it to sleep, stay awake, stream and interact with people

>>22500876
Mori is going to shoot a black soundcloud rapper that tries to assault her after being offended by Calvin with her father's 1911 engraved with "Moonman 14/88" and be forced into graduation

>>22500552
if shes back and forth ever month sure, but every 6 months wouldn't be bad

>>22500957
*promoted to upper mgmt

>>22500876
didn't that happen with a niji already

I still feel like the wine glass was a bit of an odd merch choice since she hasn't drank wine on stream in ages.

>>22500813
What the fuck are you talking about, signing with a Japanese record label then running away to the States half of your time is just flat out stupid. Probably has something to do with her braindead announcement coming, she really wants to try to get her shitty side stuff off of life support using Mori money

>>22500552
All things considered thats only 2 trips a year, sounds doable even with coof

>>22500928
Yes, always make sure to never shot intruders with any edgy themed firearm.

>>22500957
I will start a company that replicates that 1911. I will make bank.

>>22501014
Well I certainly haven't heard of that if true. Most of the nijis would live in place that does not allow firearm ownership let alone self defense though. So this would have to have been recent.

>>22501071
I'm assuming she'll have a break between releases which she can use to go to the states.

She's been planning this 2nd base since last year. How has she just found a location for it?

Loving the endless tangents we're getting here.

Anyone want to take the over/under 100 SCs being read this stream?

>>22501071
Nigger, living stateside half the time is completely doable even with a label signing, considering you can either rent a recording booth or fucking make your own in your house

>>22501118
Purchasing or renting properties in another nation is time consuming

>>22501115
At that point, you go something like 80/20. Saying 50/50 is just stupid phrasing or decision making

>>22501118
She obviously hasn't just found a location. If she's planning on karaoke with mamamori so soon she probably has some kind of mic and pc set up already.

>>22501118
Wondering if something fell through, god knows that happens when house hunting.

>>22501137
If she was actually doing Mori stuff, yes. We know that won't be the case.

>>22501071
She obviously wants to do RM stuff too, but can you really blame her wanting to be closer to her family? She gets into a noticeably better mood everytime she interacts with her family or talks about them.

ah...the Mamaloni

>>22501227
ogey

Ah, Mori whispers are just making me want ASMR again. I literally just got shivers.

>>22500301
Wait... So there were two fingers, but then they gave the world the middle finger?

>>22501321
Fuck, just missed them, I get tingles every time too. Would appreciate a timestamp later.

>>22501321
Sorry anon but UMG says no ASMR.

>>22501250
The first "incident" there will make her time there miserable. Might even cause trouble for her family as well. There's a reason NA EN members aren't "public".