/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>22481331
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Solo Originals:
>Scream EP
https://cover.lnk.to/Scream
(Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm0KHnGOsyM
>born to be real
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=D6AmCNdwT7E
>AKUMA
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=F1_OQXNF8b8
>My Roar
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=uNQIltgLlgo
>FACT
(MV) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc05le75CfI
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=CupxdwBkk88
https://cover.lnk.to/FACT
>Palette
(MV) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud73fm4Uoq0
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ylz-SVFQE0
https://towa.streamlink.to/palette

Group Originals:
>STARDUST SONG
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=LiJBEm9v5Nw
https://hip.streamlink.to/STARDUSTSONG
>AsuiroClearSky
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5CMUI36gXtY
https://hip.streamlink.to/AsuiroClearSky
>Kiseki Knot
(MV) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7cpjmkc1Rw
https://4th.streamlink.to/kisekiknot
>madoromi
(MV) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23nEnPOXLEk
https://cover.lnk.to/Madoromi
>Prism Melody
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1fX6qYFXemY
https://cover.lnk.to/PrismMelody

Covers:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIHyIgRAWkUz3MAUPbTg9XcuP_rzDJ1bk

I believe in Startendwin.

I just want to hear her again...

>>22481331
Towa nooooo
Don't go to heaven yet...!

lol they picked the worst place to land

>>22481424
aqua go monke and kill everyone so it worked out

poor putecchi, got rolled.

That was really well played by them there.

Mastiff disorder is contagious...

Too bad they couldn't hold the other two teams there too, not too surprising.

Neo Point fraud team starting to show their true colous...

I hate that fucking place. It's so exposed. They played well to keep it as long as they did.

NOAHSAMAWIN

NOASAMAWIN

At least naraka has towa's reload disorder too lol

>>22481443
She loves that house and shoot from that window. That place is her playground during her master run.

unmedicated Towa...

>>22481661
Yeah their first push into it was great but after Towa had used dome and ult for it there was 0 chance of holding it.

>>22481722
Towa did good!

>towa with 5 kills 1143dmg
Sugoi...

>Hal numberfagging on his stream
Hal...

>>22481823
We've always known Hal is a numberfag.

>>22481760
She normally does that much damage if she stays alive. Usually someone else gets the kills though because she just gets people low with her 301.

>>22481861
Towa has a bad tendency of just not hitting people anymore after they're cracked

I want to impregnate her voice

>>22481823
He's a massive numberfag, kind of has to be to put tournaments like this on.

>>22481908
I'm also watching Rene.

get fucked neoporte lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4GWiEF9F-M

jesas they got surprised real bad

Towa's crying...

Bad timing, nothing you can do about that.

Did they just have nobody watching? I couldn't tell where everyone was before the shooting started.

>>22482190
Seemed like they were busy divvying loot and weren't paying attention.

>>22482219
That's something Towa would normally be mindful of, being ill sapping her concentration.

Towa probably need to ulti instantly when they push and somebody needs to be at least on top of the roof watching teams.

>>22482306
Towa...

startend correction...

Does towa general do their Japanese reps?

>>22482522
No, I trust only AshExia translations.

>>22482568
Do not rile the menheras.

>>22482522
No, I greentext bullshit all the time.

>>22482522
わいはもう日本人だ

>>22482522
I do, I'm getting better but it takes a lot of time and effort

Met...

https://twitter.com/ryusuke20039301/status/1514952255350353922

Still 3 kp, could be worse

>>22482712
Twa...

>Mondo doing mental care and asking about poop to lighten the mood
Mondo was taught well.

>>22482522
No because I want to be as fluent in Japanese as Towa!

>>22482783
>Mondo can't read the mood and just assumes Towa's current team is like all her last ones
>Enters VC
>Asks Aqua if she shits
Imagine...

Towa should make Japanese lessons videos...

>>22482812
Ano sa... demo sa... ano sa...

>>22482522
時々に。
テキストとか会話とか出てくる"普段使ってる日本語"はだいたい理解しておりますが、難しい感じは無理そう。
トワ様レベル日本語w

>>22482783
Mondo mental care? Meanwhile blackberry...

>>22482845
luckily Aqua answered this earlier, she doesn't!

>>22482845
The Aqua unicorn meltdown would probably actually drive the poor autist to graduate.

>>22482881
To his credit I was impressed by the one time he checked on Towa when she was being quiet. That's basically the same thing he did for Kotone just now.

>>22482858
Thankfully I am not smart enough to understand Aqua speak.
https://files.catbox.moe/qznfhq.mp4

>>22482881
Was that the one where Ojiji made him participate in multiple tournaments?

do your best with learn japanese for towasama.
>>22482871
w

Hal can't even commentate properly because he's stuffing his face lol

>>22483098
Gotta keep that base bread sponsorship

>>22483070
Flaresex
https://streamable.com/efnqqj

>>22483231
https://files.catbox.moe/9ijm3b.webm

>>22483231
Physex

>>22483098
He is getting fat.

>>22482522
Started recently but I'm almost at n4

suipiss...

gorilla why you gotta bully the comet?

I for one am glad towa decided not to stream the day my dad decided we were gonna switch out from the winter tires

>>22483070
Is it true that people who hates Flare's voice actual faggots?

sasuga idols

>>22483571
That's shouldn't take more than 1 match to do.

noa on toa violence...

Idols don't go to bathroom.

*slides in*
*dies instantly*
heh nothing personal.

looks like they got sandwiched between two teams in a bad spot and noah had free reign to gun them down.

>>22483724
Towa's ass is just too big...it absorbs all the bullets...

Aqua's portal there at the end probably could have been better, I feel like they could have taken that team if they were able to properly regroup for a second.

NOASAMAWIN

I don't know how to feel about today. These rotations are so aggressive.

easiest final ring of noah's life lol

Aqua is the better player but I'd 100% rather have Noah in my team.

>>22483823
the skyhook ring was also really easy

>4 kills in the no kill point rounds.
rough.

>>22483818
just in terms of placement, they've been pretty consistent top10 at least.

the valk lunges scare me to death though

>>22483887
no kill point limit*

>>22483887
There's a no kill point round? Why?

>>22483818
It's exciting at least, they do insane rotations.

>>22483982
the CR school of thought where you either pop off or die like a retard

>>22483936
Gives the chance to teams who may have had a rough start to come back, the whole thing is designed so you don't have a winner or loser decided in the first game or two.

Finished 9th, But they played like garbage in the last two rounds.,
It seems like they want to camp 1-3 then go for the kill points in 4-5.

>>22483928
You will have valk PTSD by sunday.

substitutions for the extra games... but towa...

>>22483070
>>22483231
So hot

>>22484226
Towa is not here at all?

>>22484282
Towa is still playing

>>22484338
Nice

>>22483784
Noah was already preshooting the portal.

>>22484422
That game was so free for noah. They could just sit back and take shots at every other team without any pushback at all.

well that was fast

>dying to fucking Axia's team
lol

Starendo...

Is mondo 50 years old or something? What's up with that voice?

oh Hero has rewind enabled, naisu.

>>22484743
You're really gonna ask a dumb question in here of all places about somebody having a deep voice?

>>22484743
Chain smoking, dude is basically still a baby.

>>22484743
He's 23 but has been smoking for 50 years

they just lost straight up lul, nice dome push by met, looks like aqua was stacking up with towa which made them easy target for shotguns

>>22484790
>>22484801
>>22484791
I honestly have never heard someone have a voice that deep at that age. He has a great voice, it's just surprising

Hal's team has been sitting in this one house for like 10 minutes. How very exciting to play a defensive character like that.

Aqua was standing at the front and just got merked then backed off because she was so low and then obviously the other two fell quickly.
I don't think Towa even domed...

>>22484888
Look how cute the nessys are.

Noa...

>>22484933
towa's dome i think was on cd because it was used earlier so they could get into the building

Startend is so cool

Noasama...

>>22484824
ah well, that happens sometimes.

>>22484791
>>22484801
How has this not happened to Selly?

>>22484970
That's not true...

>>22484945
He's trying to make a heart lol

>>22484859
My brother has sounded like a bear since hitting puberty. He doesn't smoke or drink so it can't be pinned on those either.

>>22485037
Drinking makes your voice deeper? I had no idea

>>22485248
Drinking hard liquor sure does.

They need a good match to end it with. For confidence. There are more matches right?

>>22485297
Probably at least one more extra match. I kind of don't think they'll do any better today though.

Looks like they're probably done for today

Aqua's offline so they're done.

>>22485425
I didn't think they would stay for the extra matches at all.
My poor Twi...

That fight looks pretty bad, everyone stacking instead of spreading out a bit.

>>22485459
Suisei should go solo

>>22485425
If they don't think they will do much better in this condition it is probably for the best.

>>22484859
it's in the genes, some dudes that hit puberty are like that.

I know they probably all want to win, and I want them to win too, but even if they don't I'm still very happy and proud of what they've done

Hopefully Towa feels better tomorrow...

>>22484859
I mean by 23 your voice is fully developed isn't it

Looks like Hal is taking their slot.

yeah you can tell their decision making was a little funky today, it seemed like aqua was mostly taking the lead in some of the decisions (lots of wraith portal rotations etc)

Towasamaperiod...

Seems like they'll do 4 rounds of scrims tomorrow then the event, then there might be another custom opened afterwards if people are willing to play?

At least they had some pretty good games early on. I hope she feels better tomorrow.

I wish more people would study the holo girls period to see if they're getting synchronized...

>>22485513
aqua probably won, she played with friends despite being a introvert

I gotta say, their performance is very consistent compared to other Towa team. Definitely no way they'll bottle this on a whim on event day.

>>22485662
Towa and Suisei had a good time with friends too. Was that the first time Towa was IGL? If that's the case that's something great too

>>22485620
>>22485659
Stop that.

>>22485718
Did pastel sour even get a champion in the customs?

>>22485865
They did, they won the game where Ars domefought a canister

>>22485865
I only remember Pastel Sour having a round where they finished 4th and they seemed really happy despite being kind of shit for a week straight.

>>22485910
Ars...

>>22485865
just once

>>22485910
>>22485949
Anyone have the clip of the Ars special from these scrims?

Why are Japanese women's bodies so weak? Is it a poor immune system from always wearing masks?

>>22486070
Too much marathon sex with me

>>22486022
Have a timestamp
https://youtu.be/Ee4OCz82H5A?t=13791

>>22486070
I think it's more of a cultural thing, the only way to have an excuse to take a break is to have something that's out of your control

>>22486118
I thought for some reason it was really Ars fighting the canister for 10 seconds and dying

>>22486070
Japanese cold is very very dangerous.

Tucking Towa in her bed, patting her head and telling her she did well... Making her a nice breakfast the following morning...

>>22486186
I guess yeah, not really Japanese to just say "i feel like we need a break now"

Dumping a bucket of really cold water on her while she's about to fall asleep. I think she likes it.

>>22486186
I still don't think she's faking not feeling well.

>>22486471
Towa doesn't need to fake stuff if she doesn't want to do something. She's perfectly honest about her feelings especially when it comes to streaming.

>>22486471
I don't think either, it was more of a general comment. Now that I think about it, that's probably what people refer to when they say people are "my pace", saying you won't do something because you don't feel like it instead of having a "good enough reason" for it

I think it's time to let you guys in on a secret. The period tracker is currently inaccurate as Towa is pregnant with my child.

>>22486667
I hope you're taking good care of her anon

>>22486667
false, Ive been with her for weeks without separation and I only came on her tummy

>>22486667
Pregnancy doesn't affect period cycle though?

>>22486884
>Pregnancy doesn't affect period cycle though?
Whats the mean...

>>22486884
>Pregnancy doesn't affect period cycle though?

>>22486884
> Pregnancy doesn't affect period cycle though?
You won’t get any femzoku like this…

>>22486884
As in you're back on the same schedule as before when you finish your pregnancy? Or as in you continue having periods while you're pregnant? Because I have no idea about the first and the second is false

>>22486884
Your biology lessons, anon...

>leaderboard bug with Hal and Aqua together
Fucking 草

>>22486884

>>22487049
Another ship has sailed.

>>22487049
Washed Hal could probably do with the coaching.

>>22487049
I came here to ask.
So a bug then.

>>22486884
Periods are caused by your eggs going allahu akbar from not being fertilized...

>>22487321
Even eggs become hags and get desperate...

>>22487321

what the fuck am i reading

kenzoku are experts in pregnancies...

>>22487715
What happens when you mess up sex education

>>22487715
Biology lessons with kenzoku.

This is the sex thread

>>22487764
Anon you learn that during middle school

>>22487764
I learned for Towa mama.

I love Towa.

>>22487893
She really is the perfect balance of cute, sexy and dreamy

Towasamabigboobies...

i want okami morning stream

>>22487969
The Towa-sama in my heart is flat.

>>22488232
That's okay anon, when we finally get our very own Towas they'll be exactly how we want them
Mine will be variable as sometimes I like Towasamabreasts and other days I like Towasamaflat

I want to spoil Towa...

>>22489119
Towa deserves to be spoiled.

Am I an idiot?

>>22489572
If Towa says it it must be true.

>>22489431
Belly button anon won’t like this

Towa...

my poor Twi...

Twa...

寝ます!(寝ません)

whats za mean

>>22490499
She's getting hot flashes

>>22490442
think she's trying to ease her headache so she can go to sleep

>I'm sleeping already
>Is not in fact sleeping already

I really want to take care of her...

>>22490520
Isn't that mainly a menopause thing? Towa????

twap...

>>22490641
Twi...

>>22490641
No, some people have pretty terrible symptoms when they're on their period too. A girl I know basically can't do anything for a few days without medication

>>22482607
Ah I see.

>>22490641
Finally, Towa hag!

Pressure finally getting to her...

I hope she didn't catch the coof...

I hope it's not a fever. Nips use those cold compress type things all the time though.

Would you still love her if she lost the voice...

>>22490551
devilish

Soon Towa will need to host kenzoku battle royale to find herself a husband.

>>22490876
My mom use cold towels all the time for her headaches and migraines

>>22490551
She is clearly not feeling well. Why do you have to be so greentext about it?

>shibuyahal having the apex tourney during towa's time of the month
devilish

>>22490931
Because it's a joke.

>>22490931
Please see
>>22482522
>>22482607

>>22490892
I'd love Towa even if she was mute.

Me when I see the Towabanana (I like to suck on them)

>>22490957
ふううーざけな!

Towa can't be...

>>22491163
Yes she's pregnant

Towa doko?

>>22491195
with me

>>22491219
As a fetus, how are you posting?

If Towa dies I die too!

>>22491219
Hello my son or daughter...

>>22491310
Get a head start!

If Towa dies she can never have a yab or disappoint me, all I will have is good memories...

>>22491310
Unexplained mass suicide across the globe...

>>22491396
だめ, 生きる

>>22491518
Towa in her head versus Towa...

>>22491518
Yes, Towa is Towa.

>>22491518
flatter

>>22491518
Threeway with Towa and awoT!!

>>22491518
I love all Towas.

>>22491518
I want both!

>>22491518
My two very own Towas...!

Man I'm really worried now with Mio having it and Towa being sick...

>>22483666
2 cars 8 wheels a bunch of lubricant and 2 stuck wheels later I can tell you it took longer than a match

>>22491518
I like both!

>>22491310
me too!

>>22491310
suicide pact with Towa...

https://youtu.be/I60R772b0VM?t=10470
Mondo sa...

Chances of Towa getting 16th and gaining another pc this year?

>>22492243
Unless they seriously choke they aren't getting below 10th.

>>22492243
Can't wait for 3PC streaming

Ideas for koikatsu images...

>>22492395
Punting bibi...

>>22492213
This suave motherfucker runs up and kicks your oshi's ass, what do you do?

https://youtu.be/0MEhf9BUsNQ?t=5379
They were in total loot goblin mode here. I am sure they learned something from this.

>>22492621
Imagine the voice of their kids...

>>22492674
I have a deep voice so I don't have to imagine the voice of our kids.

>>22492621
Almost win the match.

>>22492674
The only person Towa is having kids with is me you cunt.

>>22492720
Deeper than mondo?

Towa mating press...!

>>22493206
Towa banana...

>>22492243
well, I mean they're actually always somewhere around 10th place, anons who keep shitting on them are either your usual /vt/ dramafaggots/schizo holoantis or just have goldfish memory and can't do preschool-tier math

I will turn gay for towa-kun and I will resize his ass!!

Slapping Towa on the bum.

I hope she's okay tomorrow...

>>22493514

The last covers Towa makes might be the ones she's already recorded...

towa is dumb and keeps us worried

I had a dream that Towa was carrying Bibi around like a parrot...

why does she have a womb tattoo on her leg

>>22494239
That's where her womb is

>>22494239
Because she's built for thigh jobs.

>>22494171
Twa...

>>22494269
Towa's vagina has been out in the open this whole time? What a whore.

>>22494239
"sexual maturity" is what I think
deer grow antlers to fight and show who is the strongest to females
females with larger breasts arise in humans to display sexual maturity and chimpanzees can tell their maturity with a red butt
so devils may just show it in their legs

>>22494171
Towawa...

Towa has many hot friends... Towa is not hot however.

>>22494716
she's pretty hot right now

>>22494716
Stop trying to push me away, Towa...

https://twitter.com/KeieNu_0/status/1514595296302444553

>>22494784
Me in the middle.

>>22494784
Me, me and me with Towa...

her pierced belly button turns me on

>>22494784
https://twitter.com/KeieNu_0/status/1489264727737790466

Piercings are not for idols Towa...

>>22494784
me

>>22494910
Sio...

Going deep into Towa...!

>>22495875
Why is she crying?

>>22492243
I hope GodsOfTheNewWorld wins the PC prize, would be funny if Sumire and Robert gain another PC from Hal.

>>22495875
This guy's art is so gross...it makes my wife look ugly...

*attempts to steal your oshi*

lots of new lewds still locked behind paywall recently so i've been forced to find bora lewds instead

>>22496973
Towa is high class...

>>22496905
LapTowa is deader than dead

>>22496991
Group Valorant soon, would probably be quicker if Towa was organizing it but I don't mind, the idea of Towa being with many of the youngest girls is interesting.

>>22496973
If you tell me your fetish I'll make you lewds kenzokufriend

>>22497081
My fetish is Towa

>>22497081
>>22497095

>>22497078
Towa only organizes stuff when it involves hags.

>>22496973
Are new bora lewds getting made?

Why are artists posting their pictures sideways now

>>22497412
more just older untagged ones that i find when looking for twap

>>22497527
probably just so their thumbnails don't get fucked by twitter for being too landscape or something
It is kind of annoying though.

>>22497527
The answer to this question is always mobile phones

>>22497705
I hate mobiles so fucking much.

>>22497527
When scrolling on twitter nowadays, vertical images will be given more space to be viewed, so essentially you can take up the entire phone screen with your image, making sure people notice it.
They should just post landscape as well in the replies as well though.

Towa probably has a bunch of plastic boats and rubber ducks and things she plays with in the bath

Bet she pushes them underwater and then lets go and giggles like an idiot watching them fly back up out of the water before gleefully slapping her hands on the surface

>>22498250
I believe this.

It's been 5000 years since towa streamed...

>>22498250
I hope Towa never grows up...

Why bathe when you can fuck in the shower...

>>22498613
Water is a terrible lubricant anon
Besides, baths are good for lying down in with Towa, your arms wrapped around her and gently planting kisses on her neck...

https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1326355021093498880
No...

>>22498737
I can't believe this is happening...

>>22498737
Towa baby...

>>22498737
you can't fool me with the 8880 bitch

>>22498695
Beds are more comfortable.

>>22498250
I would also do this if I had a big enough bath but I don't.

>>22499294
kenzokubaby...

>>22499294
Pretending you're swimming in the bathtub and your action figures are fighting...

I actually am at the point where I can't wait for Vsaikyou to end so the Vspo threads can hopefully stop being a complete shit show.

>>22498250
I did that when I was a kid ...

>>22499548
I do kind of feel bad but they also dug their own grave by overreacting to every piece of bait thrown at them.

kenzoku are all children of towamama...

>>22499548
I don't think they will ever return to how they used to be last year before all the tribal schizos came in.

>>22499548
It started getting bad when the numberfags payed attention to vpso's growth and started posting in there, aqua made that worse.

>>22499748
It's hardly even regulars reacting to bait at this point, it's just false flagging nijiniggers and false flagging Holobronies flinging shit at each other.

>>22499656
Towa is eternally a child mentally.

>>22499850
I'm pretty sure the guy who's been trying to push the "hololive not welcome" OP probably falseflags and responds (and probably posts) to a bunch of bait himself too.

>>22499850
I love the ones who post with Towa and shit on nijisanji. Those ones are extra retarded.

>>22499905
Trying to tribalfag with any of Towa, Suisei and Aqua is fucking retarded as they all have friends who are in Niji and elsewhere.

>>22499905

>>22499905
Like they don't realize that about half of the teams are friends with Towa.

>>22500012
Too bad startend contains her worst enemy...

>>22500148
Towa...

>>22499982
having my favourites from niji and holo collab and be friends... the chances were so unlikely that i still cant believe its real. feels like a dream, i really didnt see Ars meeting Towa, i guess i have to thank apex for this one.

>>22499905
I'm convinced at least one of those niggers is one of Towa's haters using her to get her hate (you)s

>>22500284
If Bora wasn't FUCKING DEAD maybe I could still dream about a Towa/Hayama collab one day...

>>22500463
Towa spreading her legs like a common WHORE
She should only do that for me

>>22500368
That recent post about towa getting too cocky after being carried to win by candypop made actually me laugh a bit lol

>>22500499
She's manspreading because she's a boy...

>>22500566
Towa-kun can't sit normally because banana gets in the way...

>>22500609
Taking care of the banana and having her soft thighs against your cheeks...

i’m starting to think towa has made the kenzoku gay

>>22500709
https://streamable.com/8rdttu

>>22500546
Yeah, Towa's problem is she is too confident...

>>22500709
The kenzoku have always been gay. They just want to sword fight with towa-kun now...

>>22500709
Ikemen Towa makes me gay.

im gonna ask again but all the kenzoku dressing up as towa and making out while i make out w/ my perfect handsome amazing wife towa and we watch cute kenzoku yaoi moments pls

>>22500819
Lily...

ok so who wanna cuddle with me

>>22501168
me!

>>22501168
no me!

It's time for my stories.
https://twitter.com/DialoverLunaC/status/1515028732284657665

>>22501168
Do I get to be little spoon?

I will steal as many kenzoku and femzoku away from towa as I can!

The only banana I accept is Towa banana...

Stop being so gay.

>>22501279
if you wanna, sure

>>22501326
Why?

>>22500762
We can't leave it like this. She needs correction.

>>22501326
This is Towa's fault.

>>22500709
Towa taught me that love is what matters

If Towa gets to love cute girls I get to love cute boys.

>>22501502
It makes sense

going away for the weekend and missing the tournament...

Something something towa getting cucked greentext

>>22501669
I just hope Towa doesn't miss the tournament...

>>22501669
It's okay anon, I'm working a 12 hour shift so I'll miss it with you...!

Towasamalove...

>>22501669
I feel you anon I have an easter lunch to attend so I think I'm gonna miss some.