/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Based vshojo degrading whores

>>22479529
Hololive fans are like those hardcore religious conservatives that put on an act for the public but then have have a lot of extreme gay sex behind closed doors. Everyone that is trying to be that "seiso" I'm always suspicious of.

>>22479529
People who watch vtubers don't go to bars, anon.

>>22479529
Sounds about right.
Here's a monkey eating a banana.

all while each of their waifus are fucking other men with their credit card

>>22479749
wow, they're smarter than nijien

>>22479529
>Holofan says, "That is disgusting."
Fake news. Fandeads forgive Rushia for having sex with Mafumafu.

>>22479529
not a vtuber

>>22479857
As long as they keep it far away from the streams it doesn't effect the character.
Roommates all have boyfriends it's a given, but I'm not there for a real girl I'm there for a fantasy they sell me.

In the OPs case its like going to the bar and expecting the Bar woman to be a virgin. That's silly I just want a beer and not to watch her get fucked while giving me that beer. I just wanted to watch the National bowling championship with the bros while eating wings, not have some ugly bitch show off how hard she gets fucked.

>>22479749
>monkey is just as picky about eating their banana as me
What is it about the primate that creates that which is based?

>>22479529
>vshojofan says, "i actually want to give you extra money if you also eat his poop"
Holy based
I love vshojo now

>>22479529
Based

>>22479749
I find it cute that the monkey removed the banana peel from it's baby.

>>22479529
bros what did OP mean by this??

>>22479690
It's the best of both worlds, really. You don't want to miss out on the fun just because you're disparaging it to influence others.

gimi

ABAYOOOOOOOO OP YOU FORGOT TO CENSOR F*G IN THE 4TH LINE, MEIDOS GET IN HERE

>>22480162
they are developmentally disabled

>>22479954
Hands and a big brain. All the other animals are either stupid as bricks or wasting their potential because they can't do much with it.

>>22480162
It was a funny joke and I missed it the first time.

>>22479529
>Holofag=Puritannigger. Might as well be a Taliban.
>Nijifag=completely well adjusted people with over 3000tb of pirated porn.
>Vshoujofag= degenerate filth.

>>22480346
that doesn't explain the little modifications

>>22479529
Delusional holofag makes a thread about nijifags, trying to frame vtubing into the holofag meta of "every girl is a potential girlfriend for me" when the nijifag meta is "I like this funny anime streamer regardless of their gender, I may want to fuck that dragon (straightmale)/autistic walking FNAF dictionary (chinese sisters) though". Also the ironing using Michael's picture for this thread.

>>22479529
I don't watch Mumei to be seiso, she probably fucks Kronii, Fauna on daily basis, I watch her because she is entertaining to me, also I'm rich so I spend cash on her when I feel like stream is good.
Remember other richfags small amounts more often than one big donation that distracts your entertainer from doing stuff you enjoy, unless you are attention fag.

>>22480459
He probably just forgot the words?
Seems like it hits the same points as if someone remembered a joke they found funny and told their friends. No need to be autism about it.
It's funnier than a generic shitpost at least.

>>22480459
>if you watch me fuck my boyfriend, I'll give you free beer
a vtuber is paying me money so she can cucknme? doesn't make any sense

>>22479529
nijiniggerbros why do we keep taking Ls?

>>22479749
I fucking hate these constant anti-Putin, anti-Russian propaganda images.

>>22480555
>censored fag to fan, shit to poop
>"retold it" but kept half the ESL grammar identical, other parts are completely different
>added reddit spacing
>mikecat image
>use a thread to repost a joke
why not just use the archive and/or post a screenshot

>>22479749
That monkey is really fussy about the banana fibers.

>>22479749
Gibana...

>>22480162
OP is a mentally ill SEAnigger

>>22479749
God they are fucking ugly.

>>22479923
Cope.

wtf i love vshoujo now

>>22479749
I knew it! Even monkey find those stringy white part disgusting. Even though my mom said that part is fine to eat, she lied to me!

>>22480452
vshojo is in with holo

>>22480555
>>22481017
I was the one who make the first post with ogey pic. I didn't make this thread.
I have no idea that someone remember my post because meido pruned my thread because of "racism outside of /b/".

>>22485043

>>22479857
Mafumafu fujos didnt tho.
They vandalizing a fucking bus because has russia face in it.
I expect nijiniggers have same braincell

>>22479529
Holofags find this funny, no wonder they love watching humorless bitches.

>>22485863
>imblying

>>22488126
nevermind, maybe those bitches do have great humor it just flies over our heads.

>>22479529
Neither the holofan or nijifan are in the wrong here, it is disgusting but at the same time its no worse than porn.

>>22479529
Spot on.

>>22479748
But i love going to the bar

>>22479529
based vshojochad

>>22483012
anon... you're mom is a lizard person

>>22480586
Retard-kun...
The beer is the entertainment from streaming.

>>22479529
meds.

>>22481134
This is what all burgers looks like

>>22483012
Its fiber.

>>22479690
>t-there's no way you're not as degenerate as me! you just keep it a secret!
delusional nijicope, you'll burn in hell

>>22485043
racism? but you didn't mention any people apart from holofags and you didn't say anything racist about them
is it because you mentioned shit?

>>22479690
Your brain has been broken by porn dude. Please seek help.

>>22497265
>waaaa porn
gb2 r/nofap reddit cunt

>>22479529
Based vshojochad making other people eat shit.

>>22479529
>holofan = vanilla chad
>nijifan = a cuck
>vshojofan = degenerate

>>22479529
This

>>22479529
why you care what the barwoman do if you are only there for the beer?

>>22505217
Because being able to mentally filter other people having sex around you just because it doesn't affect you and you aren't there for sex isn't a sign of mental fortitude, it's a sign of mental illness.

>>22479529
funny

>>22479529
Spot on

>>22496787
Meido can't just pruned a thread.
They need to make a case and hand it over to the system.
They probably just tick all the check boxes and hope for the best.

>>22480269
Meidos are sleeping you should know this by now

>>22479529
10/10 nijis seething, the best thing is that Vshojofags laugh their asses of and close the thread but the dindunaffing crystal turbofragile Nijis cry when they read this
And the best thing is that they try to teach you about "banter"

>>22480555
The previous one is asking for girl to give her shit to the guy to eat though while this one is asking for the girl to eat his shit.

>>22479529
a good old fashioned joke

>>22479529
The real joke is that Hololive keeps losing top talent for very dumb reasons. Cannot wait for Suisei to drop the company next.

>>22483012
your mom is dumber than monkey, kek

>>22480162
>OP fucked up the original joke

>>22479690
>>22479857
>>22480452
>>22480468
>>22519016
Nijisanji has the thinnest skinned fanbase ever, not even twitter sjwfags are that fragile

>>22479749
OMG THAT IS SO CUTEEE

>>22519427
I am not a Nijisanji fan. I mostly watch Holo EN and VShojo.

>>22479529
That's why he's called Nyandy Sixx

>>22519427
Look into the mirror fag

>>22479529
This

>>22479529
Sure, here's your (You)

>>22479857
Feminine penises dont count

>>22479690
No faggot, im straight. I have a penis since birth that turns to diamond when a female is present and gets very disappointed when it's a man instead

>>22524397
Im attractive

>>22479529
>Redditor s p a c i n g

Thread is still up?
Let's see how long it lasts after I post THIS

>>22479529
Neck yourself niggerfaggot holotrannie holobronie cuck trannie.

>>22479857
>Fandeads forgive Rushia for having sex with Mafumafu.
no they didn't

>>22479748
I go to bars, not to socialize, but because I'm a raging alcoholic

>>22480452
The Taliban won.

>>22485043

>>22479529
Kek

>>22479749
Cute

>>22533377
Too bad you never get to use it. Hence watching vtubers and talking about "cucking" just because one virtual girl talked to a virtual man from another side of the globe. Kys worthless trash.

>>22496669
Yeah its not like my line of thinking is influenced by dozens of reports of various christian conservative fanatics or politicians getting caught in the most perverted acts ever, or in worst case being straight up kid diddlers.

>>22539557
alcoholics don't go to bars, they just drink at home alone (since they have nobody in their lives: because they're an alcoholic)

>>22479690
It's just that there's a time and a place. You can do whatever you want behind closed doors, but that doesn't mean everyone wants to hear about it.
I mean, have you ever had a job before? You don't start talking with customers about how many cocks you sucked yesterday, even if you feel inclined to, because that would weird everyone out in that setting.

>>22545325
I dont think most of the girls actually talk about it. Some do, sure, but most dont and then fans start digging shit from 10+ years ago just to prove how someone is not "pure" and then the slut shaming starts because a girl had an online crush in middle school...for example. Meanwhile, most of them (especially from this site) are complete degenerates that should unironically be euthanized.

>>22545261
They drink at home because of the cost.

They all agree OP is a faggot anyway

>>22500392
Nofap started on /fit/, you insufferable fucking outsider newfaggot.

Had a good chuckle over that one

>>22479749
>latosha
Anyway I like the way he meticulously cleans the banana off because he doesn't want to eat those banana-strings.

>>22485043
I also got 3 day vacay by the mod saying "Trolling outside of /b/" but my thread was /vt/ related. Like what the fuck>

>>22495174
This is what unironic free rent looks like.

>>22545204
>Yeah its not like my line of thinking is influenced by dozens of reports of various atheist leftist fanatics or politicians getting caught in the most perverted acts ever, or in worst case being straight up kid diddlers.

>>22479690
And you should be. It's not healthy to just bottle your urges up like that and hope they go away. They'll always manifest in some way or another, often at the worst times. It's not natural, so of course Holos are going be more unhinged by default.

>>22546128
Mods are notorious cock smokers. Why are you surprised by that? I got warned for jokingly saying:
"wtf i love pippa now" and "wtf i hate pippa now" in one of the threads about her.

>>22479529
this, so much this

>>22479529
Kek, based

>>22480346
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING
THIS ANON MIGHT HAVE MISSED SOME FUNNIES
NOW WE CAN HAVE THE SAME THREADS EVERY DAY, WE DID IT REDDIT!

>>22479690
Hololive fans don't have sex lol. They spend their free time pretending that the virtual streamer they're watching is their girlfriend.

>>22556161
Jokes aren't supposed to be 1 time use bro.
You can say them again. As long as its not being spammed its not a bad thing.

>>22479690
Let's have gay sex, sweetie.
We don't need to hide it, we can fuck each other in public.

>>22479749
I love monkeys so much, bros...

>>22479529
High quality bait. Here's a (You)

Gem

>>22479749
THEY'RE JUST LIKE US

>>22479529
I will just say it I think MikeNeko being an actual hag acting like a young girl because her biological clock is telling her that it is almost midnight. Is better and more interesting then Rushia who was a Hag pretending pretending to be a young girl and we all had to pretend like she was a young girl.

>>22479529
Vshojo actually based. Makes whores eat shit.

>>22545261
Hey, I need a fancy drink from time to time