/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>22478491

If I still had it, sure

>>22478491
I would let any hololive vtuber to take my virginity. Hell any vtuber

>>22478491
I'd wrestle her asuka if you catch my drift.

>>22478552

>>22478562
NO
We don't do that here!

>>22478491
I hate whores so no

>>22478491
No, I shall remain pure for my oshi.

>>22478491
all of the ones that are still left

>>22478722
Imagine that anon develops a bbc fetish

>>22478562
no

>>22478491
Reine stop posting. We get it. You will lost virginity each other

anybody who says no is a fucking FAGGOT

i dont mind at all because i'll be died virgin at this point after all

ye

she's probably really wild in bed so fuck yeah

Tape her mouth, I will.

>>22478491
I'm really ugly. I don't really want to do that to her.

>>22479518
you will never blowjob

>>22478491
No,

>>22478491
Yes. but she's probably gonna compared it to black and turn me into a shut-in

No, her pussy smells and has dried up mucus.

>>22478722
Humanoid female vtuber

Yes, but my anal virginity belongs to Suzuka Utako.

>>22478491
No, I would make her fight for it to the death.

>>22478491
I ain't virgin also her pussy smells like a fucking clam

>>22478771
Damn what a retard

>>22478491
Saving until marriage or at least a committed partner. No whores allowed

>>22480581

>>22478491
>Blacked
No thx.

>>22478545
This is the biggest lie ever told

>>22478491
Yes

>>22478491
Yes. But, unfortunately, I'm not black, so she wouldn't be interested.

>>22480581
yeah too bad retard, you didn't specify at first, so, too late.

>>22478491
Sure, if she's gentle.

>>22481248
Damm, I never pegged her for a coalburner

>>22481497
>They lack knowledge

>>22478722
Would rather this than a vshojo whore

>>22481586
Mfw Kiwawa is getting monkey dick...

>>22481093
Anon is gonna get some Granussy

>>22481189

I've had sex several times anon, it's not as great as you think

fapping > casual sex

>necromancing orcschizos dead rrats

>>22481909
Why bring up vwhoreo? We're talking about taking virginity not giving the clap

>>22482408
Elaborate

>>22481248
She's sucked far more white dick than black dick.

>>22478491
Only if she cosplays Asuka from NGE.

>>22478491
Probably, I'm pretty close to an heroing so might as well go out on a high note

>>22478491
I want to rim kiara's asshole

>>22482408
>spoiler
Can confirm, no one knows you better than yourself and there's no hassle

>>22478491
No. Kissing is important to me and for that a nice mouth with good teeth is a must.

>>22482408
I didn't believe this until I had sex. It's true to a big extent.

>>22482408
Holding and kissing a woman you love > sexual pleasures

>>22484677

I'm an expert at getting myself off, vs. the amateurs I've met for casual sex. Basically, this eromanga is correct, except I've never gotten the benefit of sex lessons with lewd JKs and my sister

>>22482408
True.

That hot girl you spent all that effort showering with attention and gifts to get into bed? Yeah, she's just going to lay there.

That ugly girl who will slob your knob like it owes her money? You're using the imagination anyway as you can't bare to open your eyes.

That "regular" girl that somehow knows what she's doing? She's a whore with so many miles on her it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallwax.

If you're not breeding, there's no point. Women are useless.

>>22482408
Yeah, that's a no-brainer. I've had sex plenty of times but I've never even given any though to having casual sex before. I've only had sex with people that I've been in long-term relationships with. I just do not get the appeal of casual sex. I would feel like I'm just taking advantage of someone for something that my left hand could do just as well.

>>22478491
How fucking disgusting

>>22480581
Too late to correct yourself now.

>>22478491
she can't take what i don't have.

Like you wouldn't believe.
I want to creampie this dumb orange woman so fucking bad.
I would let this woman take my fucking anal virginity if she asked provided I get to rape her before or afterwards

>>22478491
would kiara be able to give me my virginity back, just to take it again?

As long as she is willing to take it

>>22478491
yes even though she's not my oshi

>>22478491
Yes. Kiara is sex.

Only on the condition that she rapes me I find that hot

>>22481189
Can confirm. Took twice as long and more effort to get me off compared to using either my hand or an onahole.

yes but she has to wear the full kfp uniform and go full ESL

>>22482408
This, sex is overrated.

>>22497702
Including the two hats?

>>22478491
only if she dresses up as my friend

>>22497988
especially the two hats, throw in the pacifier from the casual outfit too

>>22478801
Gorillas have tiny cocks, anon

>>22478801
american moment

For the past few months, i have started to find Kiara hot for some reason

I would kill for a peck on the cheek.

>>22500905
why? have you been influenced by fan art?

>>22478801
mutt's law

>>22501088
"could it be, you're craving my KFP nuggies?"

>>22481586
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>22482408
This type of thinking is retarded and self-centered. Stop thinking all sex feels the same for everyone else you absolute retard.
>But
No.

>>22502690
he's right that the effort expenditure to get laid is often more than it's worth when you can just jerk off, diogenes wasn't stupid

>>22502939
Nah, read what I said. And Diogenes's was a glorified hobo.

>>22502939
>diogenes wasn't stupid
>got sold into slavery
>people he criticized are remembered to this day while he died a nobody

>>22503323
I think you need to read what I said, sex can be overrated or everything it's cracked up to be depending on what options are put in front of you. Life is a crapshoot.
>>22503358
If he was truly a nobody, we wouldn't be talking about him and the philosophies he inspired to this day.

>>22481038
this post is so gay I have to point out how much of a giga fag you are hours later

>>22503772
You're the only one who brought him up
Everyone else still talks about Plato, who made the street bum seethe

>>22503772
Anon, I don't think you understood what I was saying.

>>22478491
Only if she makes fun of me for being a virgin the whole time.

>>22503874
For that anon's situation, there's a good chance he's correct, especially since he's limited what he's talking about to CASUAL sex only - pretty much the closest form of sex to being mutual masturbation with a lot more effort involved upfront. Having experienced both casual sex and sex within a relationship, there's a massive difference and I just don't think the pursuit of casual sex is worth it for many people.

>>22478491
i don't have sex so i guess the answer is no

>>22504122
I'd say that difference probably varies from person to person.

>>22504483
maybe, but it's still there and it's enough to make casual sex not worth it for a lot of personalities, making anon's statement valid for his specific circumstances

>>22504840
For his circumstances, yes, I suppose so.

>>22482408
same anon, same

>>22481189
Virgin hands typed this post.

>>22502690
Your post is retarded and you should feel like such.

>>22506101
Shut up retard.
Go kill yourself.

>>22500905
And here i thought it was just me. Like i cant stand listening to her still, but damn.
>>22501088
Probably the likely cause, some of the newer stuff is top-notch.

>>22481586
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