/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Today's Streams
https://youtu.be/6_07kasaR34
Michiru is playing Minecraft

https://youtu.be/yUZbwqkVadw
Lia will be playing Genshin Impact in 11 hours

https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Tenma will be playing Terraria in 15 hours

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Turn the 13% into 0%

FUCK PIPPA AND FUCK ROSEMI

Im going to fuck Pippa.

>>22293147
I can't quite recall. I know me and her were discussing something interesting but I can't remember the details. It was interrupted by a cat fight and it seems I was too tired to properly record it, the notes I tried to write on my phone are just gibberish.

>>22295905
stay in your thread, woman >>22289102

pippa doko

>>22296423
sleep

>>22292589
>and in the end it was fucking MERMAIDS of all things that fucked the vid
All I'm saying is: to learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to show in your youtube video.

Pippa love

Schizos went full force after I zentw to bed. And not a SINGLE Pippa hug since I was gone, zhat the fuck is wrong with you?
Anyway I am not home so I hijacked someone's PC just to post this.
Pippa = HUG

>>22298369
I've run out of clever ways to hugpost and I haven't found any memey enough to ritualpost

>>22298369
You're doing God's work, anon.

HUG PIPPA AND HUG ROSEMI

>>22298369
>full force
Where? Last thread was pretty tame. A little bloggy and the name change nigger was there but mostly still on topic.
And please understand, we're scraping the bottom of the hug box here, we need to ration them until it gets refilled.

Lia, not Pippa, will bring about the Final Yab.

>>22298778
No idea what you are referencing here, but you know what would help containing the schizoposting? A Pippa general!

>>22295168
Heil Pippler!

no day goes by without pippa sucking gypsy dick

>>22300409

>>22299928
This IS the Pippa general...
If not in name then in functionality

>>22300643
but that's what I've been saying, all it takes it to change the name.

>>22300901
Wouldn't change anything. Except that you would start shitposting about something else. Please kill yourself.

>>22300643
Imagine actually responding to that guy. Only idiots do that.

>>22301034
>Imagine actually responding to that guy. Only idiots do that.
apologies anon, I thought if I lowered myself to his level I could reason with him....

>>22301113
I forgive you, because I expected you to say "but you just responded to him" and then I would have been mad at my comedic genius not getting the appreciation it clearly deserves.
Now we can just be idiots together.

>>22301034
>Wouldn't change anything
so why not do it then?

Come get your meds, anon!
I'll be watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZS2XMnSWyo at 18:00 UTC.
Join me at cytu be r PipkinDispensary!

Who has the clip of Pippa (or her prior persona, don't remember which) screaming at being lifted out of her chair?

>>22302916
>>16883251

Was doing some reps and found a fresh 5sub NotPippa channel. If people want I can spoonfeed.

>>22305267
you know the law of the land
do it

>>22305297
Okay
>This site
https://xxluke.de/subscription-history/
>Plug in granthh's channel url
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCbTtRVdvTjKjeFkX1uZ2vg
Latest result.

>>22305463
Shit, I want to sub but if I do it'll seem like I'm cyber-stalking her....

>>22305463

>>22305463
>Account Joined Apr 7, 2022
>Dog subscribed same day
>Only 5 subscribers
Hmm.

>>22298778
>we're scraping the bottom of the hug box here, we need to ration them until it gets refilled.
My supply is infinite. Though I must admit she must be getting tired of it, it's probably losing its flavor.
I just find it baffling that we can go over 12 hours without a single hug getting sent. Not that I would mind being the only hugposter left however. Your loss, guys.

I wonder what the channel's for, assuming it's actually her? something to do with Twitch exclusivity? hence the "demonitized" I guess

>>22305463
Looks like an emergency channel in case a vod is too yab for her main channel.
I'm not missing a single of her owl streams so I don't need to subscribe

>>22305940
She said last twitch stream that she'd start do more youtube stuff. This is most likely a backup channel.

>>22283118
This is now my favorite rrat and I choose to believe it
>Jesus Christ an-non, thanks for the hundred dollars. No I'm not going to give you a fucking "pippaizuri" [inaudible hyehyehyehyeeee laugh]. You guys- you guys KNOW how I feel about my fucking breasts alright, Jesus fucking Christ. Uhhh, N333 thanks for the Thirteen-thirty-seven...
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>>22306555
We saw her silhouette and it didn't look particularly well endowed.
I personally hope she's all she pretends she is.

>>22306641
It's a rrat for a reason, don't care about the actual roommate.
And frankly that goes for the rest of you as well. Roommateposting is actually offtopic here.

>>22305693
>they join discord servers together
>they share newly created channels

>>22306927
>"I will never become actual friends with a viewer."
-Pipkin Pippa
kek

>>22305463
What results am I supposed to be seeing? There's no results and it says "Make your subscriptions public". Did he just private them?

>>22307799
maybe
again, he seems kinda based since he recently started following shortfatotaku (pretty cool guy)

>>22307129
Stupid statement/expectation to put on yourself imo. There isn't a streamer on earth who hasn't befriended at least a few of their viewers. From the biggest to literally the smallest.
At any rate, this is already known. What's really weird is how 'people' keep finding and displaying these extremely obscure showcases of their internet outings here. Selective kiwicord screenshots, tsuncord join history times and now this.
Choose your friends wisely Pippa. Or don't I guess, my concernfag days are long behind me. Just try to keep your genmates in mind.
>>22307877
>he seems kinda based
Of course you would think that, you already showed us how schizophrenic a few threads ago.

>>22307799
Wow, checked and he really did private them. Guess he really is always here. Hi granthh!

>Phase announcement is on friday
>Lumi and Yuri has an event listed on their schedule this friday at the same time

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>22308184
Droid: https://litter.catbox.moe/vjrk75.aac
Pandemonium: https://litter.catbox.moe/u24102.aac
Gambler: https://litter.catbox.moe/yyxtxh.aac
Lollipop: https://litter.catbox.moe/1t93vu.aac
Royal: https://litter.catbox.moe/xdjmuw.aac
Seamstress: https://litter.catbox.moe/syfsb3.aac
Fuck off back to /clg/

>>22308095
Was there ever doubt? Even light browsing of the fruit thread shows he's obsessed with us.
>captcha: GAAPH
I feel like this means something.

>>22308184
>Yuri also has an event on that day
Don't think this was posted here so thanks for that anon. At the same time, that doesn't prove anything, and we've already discussed this to death.
>>22308249
A six month old tweet doesn't really prove anything either. That more just implies amount of slots for non-nepotism hires at that time.
>Fuck off back to /clg/
Seems more like he would be from /yumi/.

>22308509
Nobody cares. Go raid their thread instead

>>22308389
we get fruit screens here and they post vt screens there we're all 2 sides of the same coin

to this day my favorite was when someone was leaking groomcord screencaps and the thread started replying to them back and forth

same person as >>22237844
stop replying to crossboard raiders

>>22308037
>What's really weird is how 'people' keep finding and displaying these extremely obscure showcases of their internet outings here.
>tsuncord join history times and now this.
Easy explanation. Dog is on the radar of Pippa's obsessed schizos more than ever before because of him becoming a close orbiter of her roommate. These people are keeping eyes on him and everything he does in hopes of getting any 'hints' or information

>>22302425
Dinner took a little longer than expected. I'll be starting now!

>>22308717
I was more implying that it was him posting these himself, but it's cringe either way. I'll never understand the point of watching a Vtuber and then getting so obsessed with the roommate.

o7

>>22309048
>I was more implying that it was him posting these himself
The guy's kinda retarded but I doubt he'd actually be braindead enough to risk his friendship with his oshi over some 4chan cred.
>it's cringe either way. I'll never understand the point of watching a Vtuber and then getting so obsessed with the roommate.
Agreed.

>>22308249
They're likely not Gen 2, cope.

>>22308095
>>22305463
Well, since he made it private, I took a sec to go trough it since I happened to have the tab open still. Aside from the obvious, only one thing really caught my attention. This channel in particular, as I can't figure why would he subscribe to this, or at least it isn't obvious in plain sight https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXPbZAfIu8xqN39vR8RHvyQ/featured
is thrang a seanigger?
also I found it kinda funny that he has subscribed to a bunch of know /here/ chuubas except for kiki

>>22309544

>>22309544
His Steam account says United States.

>refresh page
>still 5 subs
you spergs have remarkable self control

>>22309363
You mean the person who dumped notPippa's discord server for kiwi and 4chan cred? The person who found and posted the doxxing info for Lia for kowi and 4chan cred, even if it lead to him not being a mod anymore?

>>22311048
>The person who found and posted the doxxing info for Lia for kowi and 4chan cred
That was Kishiman, not him.

>>22294735
Pippa follows Internet Cosmopolitanism: the idea that you should use all big web 2.0 sites of relevance and occasional smaller ones. This means she uses Youtube, Twitch, Reddit, Discord, fruits, and /here/ She also sometimes uses Omegle, Tumblr, SA, Zillow, IRC, Pixiv, Deviantart, VRchat, and Second Life. Unlike others who refuse to use reddit or refuse to use discord, Pippa uses them all.

>>22299928
t. schizoposter

>>22308509
You'd think but its also possible he's from /tsun/ Those are /clg/ enemies according to the chart.

>>22312217
holy autism batman that chart is too accurate

>>22312217
>Holo threads have good relations with /vsj+/
Fuck off with that dumbass forced meme image.

>>22312386
Hololive has a good relation w Vshojo
Holo generals hate Vshojo

>>22313088
But the chart is about generals

sell your yunicoins early for there's new streamers to dox, groom and become friends with, it's phase cucknect after all.

>>22309048
yeah, its likely him posting with the intent of keeping interest and intrigue going

Zax posts here regularly too, but with the intention of repeating kayfabe narrative until idiots believe it

no one does, holy shit you are so obvious

people might believe otherwise if you didnt try so hard
also Pippa is as much of a schizo researcher towards specific viewers as some are to her

More than most, in some aspects

You'd be surprised how intrusive she can be

Girl has serious trust issues

menhera general

>>22314487
>Kiwifarms browser doxes people because trust issues
No way, imagine my shock
Everyone does research on people now, your workplace trawls through your social media, your tinder matches, your friends everyone does it they just don't call it doxing

>>22314487
>Pippa is as much of a schizo researcher towards specific viewers
ngl the thought of pippa researching me(us(you)) is kinda hot. It's also probably the most attention I've ever gotten from a woman too, if true.

>>22314878
>I've ever gotten from a woman too, if true.
Well, it isn't sorry. Post your accounts and I'll make my sister stalk your socials for 5 minutes if you want though.

>>22314487
We know about the spreadsheet ogey redditfugee who fled to discord
>>22314715
The fruit spirit runs this entire world. Schizo dox attitude is the default now

>>22315011
>The fruit spirit runs this entire world. Schizo dox attitude is the default now
Unironically, I mean what if your neighbor voted for a certain president who is a satanic pedophile? That's unforgivable and you can never ever even be friendly
Yes that applies to both trump and biden

>Be thhrang
>Deranged autist from fruit
>One day you stumble across Pipkin Pippa on the farm
>'Hmm, I like this girl!'
>Proceed to then dig up her past & make a dozen posts compiling information that culminates in you posting all the chatlogs from her server
>Also probably make some private "megadoxxes" along the way
>Pippa sees all of this
>Says to herself "this guy would make a great moderator"
>Decides that giving mod on her corporate account is somehow a good idea
>You then start stirring shit in Pippa's community and elsewhere for 3 entire months
>You groom her boyfriend into liking you to get even closer
>You add her roommate account as a friend on discord
>You have a hidden channel in the fruitcord presumably to talk with her privately in
>Management finally steps in and you get demoded after the Rage stream
>Too little too late
>You continue orbiting NotPippa
>And also likely continue posting about yourself here to stay relevant
>Crumbs of information ranging from you and her joining servers together to you being one of the only subscribers of a new alt begin to be found that confirm to everyone you and her are indeed still in regular private contact even months after being demoded
>You've also probably managed to groom her into liking you so much that she decided to give you mod a second time via nepotism alt
Love him or hate him it seems like he's living the fucking groomer wet dream holy shit.

phase connect?

>>22315889
You know, I'm with this anon. It would help if we simply changed the thread's tittle to Pippa general at this point.

>>22315993
Or you know.

>>22315993
Why?

>>22316125
ogey spammer
>>22316125
Is there any holo/niji yab right now? If so good luck with that

>>22314715
its a bit worse than that

>>22315011
do you know of the timetables?

schizo "likes communication"?

the big "H"?

self-destructing relationships before they even start due to feelings of inadequacy timeloop?

she's seriously mentally ill

girl needs therapy

>>22315865
>does everything and more for a girl
>doesnt get any
the cuck dream

>>22315889
right this way >>22289102

>>22316125
literally useless
jannies never delete anything

>>22316482
Jannies dont lurk in every single thread on the board. Report posts and they will be deleted

>>22316431
Therapy is a meme for normalfags who are sad their dog died
Stop trying to gaslight Pippa

>>22316532
>Report posts and they will be deleted
wrong, jannies didn't delete anything last thread either

>>22316532
Offtopic reports are the last thing on their list but you're correct

>>22316532
>>22316621
I've reported literal dox before and they went ignored

>>22316537
therapy is for both the extremes and the weak case faggots who had their first bad thing happen in life and cant handle it

Pippa is an extreme

>>22316642
Nobody said they're good or consistent, but most of the time they will, especially out and out dox.

>>22316681
Pippa has obviously tried it before
>Brainwash yourself into being happy
That's what therapy is, that's all it is, it doesn't work on smart people it only works for dumb normalfags

>>22316747
Sounds like you just got a bad therapist. It happens, sorry anon.
Unfortunately there's no real way to know if a therapist is good till you try them, and - as in your case - when you get a bad one, you may just think that they're bad in general.

>>22316701
what site are you browsing m8?

>>22316747
she keeps running away from a truth though

for one to be happy, they have to first allow themselves the chance to be happy

see

>>22316431
>self-destructing relationships before they even start due to feelings of inadequacy timeloop among other things she does

You are deceiving yourself if you think you cant get hurt if you never open up your heart

and you'll never find happiness on that path

>>22316590
Yes they did, just check the damn archives before making retarded claims
>>22316866
Why are you guys making me defend fucking jannies?

>>22316847
And what if mental illness doesn't come from an internal chemical imbalance but rather a social causation due to modern civilization itself driving people towards misery as a consequence due to its pathological need for constant efficiency? This is straight up denied as a possibility whatsoever because the current regime has enormous profits for the medical industrial complex
>We can cure you with SSRI's

>>22317047
>Self destructing relationships
>Not being my discord friend is mental illness
Nice try groomer

>>22317175
I literally never used discord in my life, but I see where you are coming from

Just take Pippa out of the situation and read my post again as general advice

I am right

>>22317068
i just did (again) and no post was deleted you lying nigger faggot

>>22317374
>bad bait
Whatever shitposter
>>22317175
A lot of therapy happens under that framework actually.

>>22317765
project some more faggot

Hi guys, I am just a prism watcher that sees Pippa Collab sometimes and I watched some her streams, she seems like she knows what she's doing and is wholesome most of the time just playful. Does she really have these "problems" you speak of? Because it really looks like it's just part of her character. Even when collabs are "awkward" even that seems rehearsed and part of her master plan

>>22318980
please understand she has pipkin. the most she can plan is whether or not she will shower that day and she struggles with that.

>>22318980
>Does she really have these "problems" you speak of?
Yes, but mostly no. Most of it is schizophrenia, antis and armchair psychologists.

>>22319143
Are Pippa fans really half schizzos half goslings? She doesn't seem like the type of vtuber to do gfe or inspire obsession, but here we are

>>22319228
She sweats vulnerability from every pore. This attracts those who want to protect her and those who want to take advantage. Both are schizo.

>>22319228
>half schizzos
Less than half, but rapidly increasing
>half goslings
Less than half, but rapidly decreasing

>>22319228
>half schizzos
yes >>22011590

>>22318980
pretty sure the shutting down during collabs with chuubas she isn't close to is genuine

>>22319313
I never realized this was a niche, but prism also has a girl like this and she also hordes all the schizzos now that I think of it, thanks for the lesson on groomer viewers.

>>22318980
>Even when collabs are "awkward" even that seems rehearsed and part of her master plan
Autists rehearse all social interactions in their mind ahead of time constantly, that's what you're noticing

>>22319228
>>22319313
There's an overlap with Haatons I've seen but has never had a magnifying glass put on it, Pippa is very different and creates different content and a lot of people are fucking sick of the cookie cutter algorithm safe garbage pumped out by the mainstream and like Haachama it's weird but entertaining and you'll never entirely sure what you're going to get

>>22319228
Its more because you want to save her from her shit life decisions

>>22319491
>but prism also has a girl like this
Who? We need someone to watch when Pippa has her days off

>>22319598
nta idunno but
sheep is streaming if you want to fill the time until Pippa comes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f22RWDv8MzU

>>22319723
phase connect?

>>22319598
This girl is like opposite of Pippa only thing similar is being vulnerable and drawing in viewers that want to save her. She hardly streams, is a normie, only does chatting streams and sucks at gaming, likes to Collab with males, her problems are related to being young and having strict parents don't don't want her to vtuber. I doubt Pippa fans would like her.

>>22319959
just say her name already

>>22319959
>only does chatting streams and sucks at gaming, likes to Collab with males,
But that's literally Pippa.

>>22320085
Nia

>>22320211
She seems cute, i'll try to catch one of her streams

>>22320160
Pippa seems to be good at Minecraft tho, block game is great skill to have for collabs, maybe if Tomo and Non weren't dog at Minecraft that Collab could have been salvaged

>>22318980
people say she was worse in the past, but you are spot on

>>22320491
I know. She's not actually that bad I'm just making fun of her.

>>22318980
yes, its all an act.
see >>22217243 for the tip of the iceberg
smart girl plays losers, more at eleven

>>22320868
>Pippa
>smart
I like her but lets be honest, she is a smooth brain.

Think Pippa will like this game?
I do.

>>22320963
she is so fucking smart
her brain is an highspeed highway
she just runs into shit constantly because she has no breaks

>>22321062
She is going to suck at it but it doesnt really make a difference on easy

>>22321062
Depends how much tolerance she has for the levels, the levels are shit especially the sewers and no one replays them, everyone who reinstalls the game replays just the boss fights with the level select

>>22321256
>sewers
why do literally every game ever has a sewer level?

>>22321256
The opposite actually. The sewers only suck because you go in there with barely any upgrades and only 1 weapon

>the chosen day has arrived

I am ready.

>>22318980
Nice try Pippa. I almost believed you. But don't worry I'll play along. You were just pretending to be retarded

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1514016174278852610
What did (You) do?

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1514016174278852610
Pippa was a mistake.

Is it true that gen2 will have males?

>>22322323
no

>>22322323
Are you a bot?
>>22274127

>>22322278
She caught up on the archives and read all of the schizoposting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUZbwqkVadw
Lia is playing genshit

I truly hope metal gear hits Pippa's pipkin receptors like it did mine if not just to see her reaction to MGSV burger lore.

>>22322399
Pippa please understand some of us have worse pipkin than others.

>>22322454
Lialikers?

>>22322278
apologize to thhrang right now >>22315865
you made Pippa sad

The idea of Pippa being sad is cute to me idk why

>>22322299
Can't wait for Pippa to have animated ears that are rigged to the scroll wheel or something.

>>22322299
She has the lowered ears in the hood that one time... gosh she's unbelievably adorable like this it's almost like a different vtuber

>>22322299
I wish she had ear rigging, her ears look so stiff with her model.

>>22322643
kek

>>22322912
>he doesn't notices the twitches

What are Pippa's fetishes?

>>22323820
being abused

>>22323820
ryona, obsession/stalking, loli, smokers, dilfs, japanese women, etc

>>22323886
Fetishes are meant to be weird, those are just normal

>>22323820
Schlicks to DDLG

>>22323820
Usual woman shit like ryona, rape, NTR, being killed cuddling, being taken care of, being made to feel like she's worthwhile and wanted, concrete assurance that she won't be abandoned.

>>22323886
When did Pippers express a preference for Japanese women, or is it for Asian women in general?

>>22323820
brother sister incest, loli, older men, money, boats, and houses that look like boats. You know, normal female stuff.

>>22323965
I will HUG the Pippa!
An NOBODY's stopping me!

>>22323965
I want to hug Pippa while I ryona and rape her at the same time!

>>22323820
Keys.

There’s something about Pippa that drives men crazy. We’re not schizo. You’re not schizo. I’m not schizo. We’re CRAZED with lust for Pippa. We have no outlet so we’re fighting like wild animals. It’s not us. She did this to us. This is normal behavior given what she puts us through. It’s all justified. Everything we do is justified. Dub to every private channel. Demand access to her discords. Catalog and share every scrap of information. Call her cell. Drive to her house. Don’t even knock. Just open the door and walk in and grab her. Follow her around town. Walk up to her in Walmart and don’t just hug her but wrap your arms around her and squeeze and stick your tongue down her throat. Whatever you want to do. It’s all justified. It’s all ok. She made us this way. We’re not schizo. We’re normal. She’s asking for it.

>>22323820
The idea that her personality is a fake room inside a studio when its more like she can only be her real self when she wears the mask like Shakespeare. That turns her on

>>22324248

>>22324047
Combine this with kidnapping and "gently forced" wholesome self-improvement training and you're pretty much spot on.

Pippa is a furry confirmed!

>>22324248
wrong
there's something about pippa that drives crazy men towards her
and we all know that something

>>22324874
>t. hasn't done reps

>>22324874
Took you this long to find out? Did you just block out all the mlp talk or something

I can't believe that Pippa performed a contract killing on Gilbert Gottfried just for some cat ears!

>>22324248
I had a dream where Pippers became a lewdchuuba and did little sister JOI.
The morning wood coom was amazing.

>>22324915
Does MLP even count? I feel like that's a different sort of autism.

>>22324874
Warrior Cats and MLP are different, we swear.

>>22324945
Actually sort of jealous of you anon
Are there even any English chuubas that give JOI? You'd think it would be a thriving market

i don't dream

>>22325299
You better start, anon. We need more mana for the collective Pippa tulpa!

>>22325299
https://youtu.be/EBgugeKaJa8?t=32
You better start, anon. Dreams and aspirations are a vital part of being a man(lobster). How else are you going to slay the dragon and rescue your father?

>>22315865
Why did she make him a mod lol, I cannot understand that, it's insane

>>22324874
what was your first clue?

>>22325621
Nobody knows. It's a fucking mystery

>>22325655
I think some of the first half of this story
>>22315865
just has to be wrong. Like they were friends before she made him a mod. There's no fucking way her reaction to him e-stalking her from kiwi was to grant him modhood.

>>22314878
NO PIPPRIVACY!

>>22325720
>There's no fucking way her reaction to him e-stalking her from kiwi was to grant him modhood
Why are you so certain of this? Her brain works in mysterious and pipkin ways.

>>22325720
No, that's the story as we know it. He'd already found her steam profile not long after she debuted. He also doxed read: leaked her google account and password 'mamakin' out of the usual kiwi sense of 'justice' only to take it down not long after.

>>22315865

Did the dog cucked the skeleton?
Did he got the pippussy without trying?

>pipipipipipiiiii
>jl7ten, thanks for the shekels
>*cancels stream*

>>22326880
based
she did ask for a blood sacrifice

>>22326796
yes

https://youtu.be/0QaowaQRX-4
pippa will be playing metal gear rising: revengeance tonight

http://poal.me/c4sby

>>22327209
that pic is actually kinda hot ngl

https://streamable.com/sq95jz

>no controller
its over

>>22327824
>blade mode with KBM
It's completely fucking over
I knew it was too good to be true

>>22327209
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>22327824
Zandatsu is easier to aim with a mouse

>>22328012
True, but everything else is worse

>>22327209
Now draw her cutting Lisa's arm off

>>22328012
this
what is going through the head of controniggers?

>>22312217
Do you have the whole chart?

>>22328097
The blade mode QTEs are the problem

>>22328201
How? The camera automatically positions you for the QTEs
Sundowner is a joke

So Pippa 100% was a Sonic OC kid, right?

>war does create jobs
Yeah, Pippa's gonna like this game

>Superchatting during the opening cutscene
Fuck off.

10 mins in and this already feels like a cringe fanfiction. Literally sonic adventure plot but the characters are replaced with ninjas in exoskeleton armor. Why does this game has so many diehard fans again?

>>22328294
It's the ones vs armstrong where you have to align 3 points. Precise angles on BM with the mouse is annoying as fuck, and doing it in 1 second, 3 times in succession is beyond her, guaranteed.

>>22328464
Senator Armstrong carries this game.

>>22328552
>new IP
I summoned the mgs fags

>>22328464
The memes, Jack.

>>22328464
Because there existed a time before the irony poisoning of the 2000s and some remember it fondly.

>>22328464
Move along brainlet

>>22328464
It's called camp. It helps not being a pretentious faggot

>>22326075
>out of the usual kiwi sense of 'justice'
what does this mean?

I have a theory that everyone who like the mgs games are either openly or repressed homosex. Literally every time I see this game is muscular men fighting with flashy anime moves

>blue balled
Why is she like this?

>>22328961
>Literally every time I see this game is muscular men fighting with flashy anime moves
Says more about you if you find that to be inherently sexual.

>Pippa will suck!
apologize right now

Flamenco abandoned Pippa for mrgirl

Wait since when is Pippa not bad at vidya.

>>22328961
>Literally every time I see this game is muscular men fighting with flashy anime moves
Says a fair bit about where your mind likes to go.

>>22329079
what?

>>22329079
double who?!

>>22329051
I think Pomu died like twice up to that point on Easy LOL

>>22329079
wrong thread?

>>22329079
huh?

>>22328961
Those are called role models. Its only gay if you wanna suck their dicks homo.

>>22329079
>flamenco
don't care, good riddance if true

>>22328961
Or, bear with me, men aspire to be like manly men.

>>22328673
Nta but basically it’s their retarded way of justification for what they do.

>>22328961
When most men see a buff dude their first thought is usually more along the lines of "I want to be like that guy" rather than "I want to fuck that guy"

>>22328673
>what does this mean?
Remember Chanology and how it turned Anonymous from a generalized moniker into the label for gay ops in the name of "justice", often used by glowies?
That.
Kiwifarms is not transgressive. They're an arm of the status quo and its morals.

>>22329291
>>22328961

Don't fall for the bait guys; it's obviously a closeted faggot projecting

>>22328961
>projecting fag
DBZ must have been an experience for you

>>22295168
OI!!!
BACK TO POL!!!

Nooooo!!! obamaaaaa!!!!

And to imagine people were unironically angry that MGR won. Look at how much fun she's having going fast and making people explode into mists of blood and tell me, with a straight face, that spotted.wav over and over would be more fun for either her or chat.

I was told she needed game journalist mode but she's not doing half-bad so far.

>that's kinda hot
I agree.

>>22329641
Her parries on Same were impressive

>>22322299
Pippa is the solution, not a mistake!

>>22329552
People are unironically angry that the sun came up this morning, anon.
>>22329641
Turns out she's only bad at games that require thinking.

>>22328961
> well-toned men with builds are considered feminine and gay
what has happened to our society

>>22328464
If you want to complain about "cringe" in platinum games. First of all: video games are supposed to be fun, and 2nd you'd only get to use that excuse in Vanquish where the entire game is all 1liners and its still a good game because the gameplay is so good

>>22329097
>Wait since when is Pippa not bad at vidya.
Since always.
>>22329641
She's bad at games that have lots of tools & stats (hence why the CK fags are so idiotic) but proactive stuff like this is perfect for her.
>>22329770
>People are unironically angry that the sun came up
Maybe it put their lives on the line.

>>22329743
MGR is pretty easy and you can accidentally parry if you're pressing any direction. I was more impressed with the Ray stomp parry because she actually had to time it.

>>22329641
People flanderize her lack of gaming skill. She's bad at games compared to US, but compared to her contemporaries (like >>22329165) she's very competent.

Pippa thighs...

>>22329893
>Comparing a woman that gets carried in multiplayer video games to my hag wife which gets carried to our bedroom
Keep Pomu's name out of your mind, mutt.

Pippa must really like this game if she made it all the way through the prologue without getting distracted.

>>22330074
go back

>>22329165
>>22329893
Pomu has very little experience with action combat of any kind so it's different. Plus she's like a decade older.

>all these fucking supers during story exposition
I hate these people.

>>22328464
It's because you're weak and don't know how to have fun, anon.

>>22328464
Because it's one of the easiest character action games and often the only one many people play. Platinum makes easy games.

something tells me the element learning curve for this game will ramp up and cause pips some trouble as opposed to the head one simplistic slice and dice from the tutorial kek

>>22330492
Monsoon will be the great filter.

>>22330343
If they made easy games journalists wouldn't be crying their eyes out at getting destroyed in all of them

>>22330343
Wow, anon. You are so cool and pro. I'm hyper impressed.

Is it me or is her button spamming not very good.

>>22330646
CPS definitely does not seem to be her strong suit

>>22330578
There are easy games for people that are paying attention (Dark Souls, MGR) and then easy games for journalists (Candy Crush, The Sims)

Why is the series named after a class of weapon that is notoriously terrible at its job?
It's like calling Call of Duty "Osprey".

Bibber Bibkin

>>22330921
I mean Peace Walker would have been an extremely potent MAD asset. It was just stopped at the last possible second.

>>22330921
Are they bad at their job? More often than not they're destroyed before they're deployed.
On the other hand, if you consider MG Ray's job in MGS2 to be defending the Big Shell, it arguably succeeded.

>>22330921
The original idea is to have a mobile nuclear launch platform that DOESN'T give off a massive rocket flare and plume that can be detected by any early warning satellites.
Also if necessary, a frontline stealth tactical nuke deployment platform.

If you can obliterate your enemy before they have a chance to counter-launch, you unironically defeat MAD.

Its sad how nobody knows that the codex exists

>>22331289
Codex is for the second playthrough. In reality it messes with the pacing.

>>22331289
It's sad that this game has more optional codec calls in it than MGSV

>>22331289
I mean she can't really just pop open the codex and listen to these guys talk for hours on stream.

>>22331385
MGSV is sad in general. It's a story that didn't need to be told and had very little to say.

>>22330287
I wish Pippa would at least move the notification so that it isn't dead center in the screen and blocking the game.

Pippa cool it with the racism...

>>22331515
I disagree. I think there could have been some interesting story about how Big Boss ended up with Outer Heaven and Zanzibar Land. The sadness is the fact that the game is straight up unfinished and is the Metal Gear series dying with a whimper.

>>22331530
I mean streamer mode, as soon as the game stops trying to kill her she looks at chat.

>characters turns to the camera
>is a niggress
>"uuhggg she's ugly!"
based

>>22331710
Peace Walker said enough about the lead up to Outer Heaven, but I was talking more themes.
Language as a weapon isn't necessarily a bad idea, but the open world outpost style gameplay left very little room for developing the story. The language virus itself lacked any and all subtlety found in the previous games. It was Kojima at his worst.

>i like it when he's back hit against the wall
P-pippa...? imagine how she felt if she watched DBZ

>>22331385
>>22331515
Well Kojimmers was fired in the middle of development and his entire staff laid off except for a skeleton crew to finalize the game.
Allegedly this happened during a presentation to the board at Konami, staff didn't find out until the next day when none of their keycards worked.

this looks like a normal gaming thread when pippa is streaming. it's like her haters, horny and schizo posters are all watching her

>>22332039
I'd be inclined to believe Kojima being fired was the reason MGSV was bad, but then Kojima got his own studio and released Death Stranding. Death Stranding was such an abortion it convinced me that everything wrong in MGSV was actually Kojima's fault rather than Konami.

>this absolute specimen walks up and gropes your oshi
What do you do?

>>22332142
Women usually have a hand fetish.
Would it be different if she came?

>>22331877
Ah ya, can't really argue there, you are right. I'm just a sucker for more settings and stories set around Big Boss's micro nations and fight for independence.

>>22332064
nah, only when she actually PLAYS THE FUCKING GAME

>>22332142
Corrective handjob x3

Stop making fun of the canadian language...

>>22332064
Of course we're watching. We all love Pippa in our own ways.
One of the reasons I love her is she doesn't have a blanket no backseating rule and realises that getting help can increase enjoyment.

...Pippa is too straight for this fight.

>screaming in agony
Our rabbit can't be this pure.

>>22332064
maybe we could have a /pippa general/ for when she isn't streaming. Just saying

>>22333116
What do you mean?
This IS the pippa general

Don't be islamophobic chat!

>>22333478
I don't think chat is what blew.

>>22333478
abkhaz snackbar

>>22333478
That would imply I'm "afraid" of Islamic people , I'll kill at a moments notice

>>22333478
The game does that on its own

>>22333478
cringe

>>22333478
Uncle Ted jokes it is then.

>>22332809
you know how kids doesn't know how to behave around someone they like, that some of them act like shit heads towards their crush. that's how the haters and schizo posters here are

>put a collar on and call it a good boy
don't threaten people with a good time pippers.

Would you lick Pippa's eye for her

>>22333478
>phobic
I wonder when they will come up with a new word for actual phobias, since the old one has been completely repurposed by now.

>>22333912
I'd slurp it out the socket, clean it in my mouth, and pop it back in.

>>22333912

>>22333912
You know that John K Peta hentai with the two girls? I would do that for her.

>Pippa wants to ride the dog

>she figured out mid-combat limb cutting
Nice

never played this game. how much is pippa button mashing

>>22334401
This is a button mashing game

>>22334401
She is doing almost nothing but button mashing.

>>22334401
She is actually doing good but she still doesn't know how to heal

>>22334030
cute penguin!

>>22335000
Cute digits!
But I didn't post a penguin, I posted an anime girl licking a monitor.

>Pippa piss

>>22335443
>not pippee

>Pippa complains about the camera
>hurf durf use a contwoller :)
Ah yes, controllers are known for their superior camera controls. Why are console peasants like this?

>>22335562
It's about the camera controls on controller, which are far worse. Moving the mouse changes lockon targets.
>console peasants
The game wasn't made for PC retard. You sound like the kind of nigger who plays Forza with WASD

>>22335711
>which are far worse
far better*

>>22335711
>The game wasn't made for PC retard.
Yeah obviously otherwise it'd have proper camera controls instead of some frakensteined abomination built to cope with a plastic baby toy.
>Forza
lol you think I play console trash.

>>22335711
How is it not made for PC when it has better controls on PC

>>22335880
>>22335803

Pippa's pellet doomps...

Brace for mandatory stealth section.

>>22336051
Based. Hyperactive autismos get the rope

>>22336051
Mandatory bully section.

>robot is black
>makes a will smith meme joke
pippa is being extra based today!

>mercenary turns
>kicks her
>turns back
>keeps walking
Holy based

Kick Pippa

>>22307129
she's really trying to channel Jim huh

>trouble walking
ohnyoo Pippa has terminal ligma bros...

Does Zoidberg not feed her?

>>22337881
whomst'd've are pippa

>>22337957
No I dont

>>22337957
He probably doesnt

>>22337971
Lick my balls.

>>22337957
Probably not, but it is not his responsibility lmao.
It seems to just be a case of terminally online fag forgetting to eat (except for the ocassional fast food craving).

>>22315865
I love how facts are evenly interwoven with conjecture yet both are presented as facts.
bitch

>>22337957
She moved out AFAIK

>>22338494
They still live together
notPippa stream reps

>>22315865
How do you people find this stuff out?

>>22338285

Shut up faggots.

Not on MGR day.

Is pippa gonna get to funny meme man this stream?

hey guys,i made a series of art based off commisions,what do you think?

>>22338946
Are you even watching the stream?

THE MORE RETARDED SHE TURNS OUT TO BE THE MORE I WANT TO HUG HER

>>22339079
I bet it's a retard from the farms so probably not

>>22307877
>shortfatotaku
Pippa collab when?

>>22339200
No wonder this was the captcha

New rrat: Pippa is pregnant.

>>22339331
Yeah, with my child

and last one, any thoughts? imtrying to improve anatomy especially for tenma

>>22307877
>again, he seems kinda based since he recently started following shortfatotaku (pretty cool guy)
I cant believe someone typed this with a straight face

>"This is kind of what Final Fantasy wants to be"
Honestly?
Yes.

>>22339458
In a couple of weeks you'll be a artistic genius

>>22339572
ty friend,mind if i shill my twitter? i posted all these commisions on each of their respective arttags

>>22339529
Literally what the fuck did she mean by this?

>MGR stream naysayers
First you will apologize
Then you will kneel
Then seppuku

>>22339780
It means she has never played a single Final Fantasy game and her image of it consists only of FFXV, Re:VII, and Origin trailers.

>she will never play a legend of legaia game
why live

hug the rabbit.

>>22339529
MGR is defined by extremely fast pace and over the top nature in all facets of its design.
How the fuck does that sound like Final Fantasy to you?

New thread
>>22340011

>song completely butchered

>>22340199
That was soul, are you retarded?

>>22340236
You can't SOVL a song that's already peak SOVL. That's like trying to make a parody of a comedic song

Today I learned that MGR kids are extremely easy to bait.
This is what happens when you take shit too seriously, learn2chill, kids.

>>22340451
>I was pretending to be retarded

>>22340451

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