/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Today's Streams
https://youtu.be/IcEx32IogOo
Tenma will be playing Elden Ring in 9 hours

https://youtu.be/Ku8iwaoIn18
Lia will be playing Valorant in 14 hours

I wanna fuck Tenma so fucking bad bros

thanks to whoever posted this on march29. I didn't know about the meme at all and got a pleasant reaction out of uruka during karaoke night

no day goes by without pippa sucking gypsy dick

>>22232312
:DDDD

>>22232312
god when will uruka stop pandering to /here? it's cringe bro

If I'm being honest I want Pippa to insert miscellaneous objects into my urethra in an "I love you but I want to hurt you" sorta way
Y'know?

Hugged by Pippa!

>>22232343
What's stopping Uruka from just giving Sakana the finger and going off to do her own thing?

>>22232428
this. If she did the same on her notUruka streams she could go all out on it

What if you woke up and found your penis was inside of pippa pipkin

>>22232451
She has to know that it's basically inevitable that when things go up in flames for her she will wind up doing a lot of damage to the company on the way out though. Wouldn't it be a lot more considerate of her to part ways with them before it can come to that?

>>22232483

Pippa leaves me flaccid

>>22232312
no broblem :DD

>>22232483
Despair, because Pippa is the bratty little sister that I never had, but also an erection, because Pippa is the bratty little sister that I never had.

>>22232802
rabbit hands typed this

>>22232621
>168
Would it be wrong if I raise them to skin their fur and eat the bodies?

/pchex/ is actually unbearable right now. So I'm back here.

>>22233493
I for one hope gen2 marks the end of the vacation and everyone coming home

>>22233530
Nothing about /pcg/ has changed

>>>22231050
>I still listen to burzum. This whole concept of holding vtubers to high standard is retarded, no one nice and sane is ever entertaining. The only reason antis do what they do is because of the fetish of having power over others by destroying what they love. They gaslight themselves into thinking they do what they do for a greater good to avoid acknowledging this shitty side of themselves .
on point post

>>22233493
go back

>>22233493
it isn't. you are being a bitch

>>22233013
It would be wrong not to.

Pippa should collab with Usada Pekora

>>22233493
>right now
It's a thread derived from womanlike ostracism. It should come as absolutely no surprise to anyone that it'll attract insufferable, backbiting faggots.

>>22232256
THAT'S SAKANA??? ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN PICKED THE FUCK UP!!!

>>22232621
Has she ever played into this angle, even as a joke? That would be so fucking hot.

>>22234248
>blue hair
>giant tits
Nasa is trying to tell us something and it isn't about the fish!

>>22234453
I'm pretty sure that is supposed to be uruka

>>22231759
>The comment with timestamps
There are multiple comments
CL is the only company that offers "too good to be true" terms and conditions. Like if I was talking to the local boys about, "a seanigger" but there was only one seanigger in the entire town you'd know who I was talking about.

>>22232451
can i get the notUruka name?

>>22224310
Took me the longest time to figure out that those 2 masks behind /wvt/ are M&M thankfully there are spoonfeeders all over the board this week.

>>22234738
It's a joke

>>22234738
Uruka never streamed before PC. If you want her roommate's name you should commit unhappy desu~

Thread moved so fast I couldn't even post in the previous one.
Pippa I have so much hugs for you.

>>22234736
you didn't give any timestamp. where do they mention "too good to be true"?

>>22235032
is this true? can a girl really be this pure and innocent?

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>22236581

>>22236613
>no username or pfp
yeah I'm totally believing that

>>22236613
thats me lol

>>22232428
>>22232451
The PC salary being higher than whatever she makes off donations/merch?

>>22236181
right here

this is going to be really hot. I'm glad Larry enjoyed the april fools fanfic too.

You would, don't even pretend

>>22239266
No, I have the same feelings as Uruka on that matter even though Pippa is definitely my oshii

>>22239266
I may not be a footfriend but I would absolutely bully Pippa's feet.

How would one go about befriending the Pippa? Purely hypothetical, of course.

>>22240051
You ask for permission from zspoilerx

>>22240051
Chloroform and a rope is the key to any friendship.

>>22239266
I would but only if she took a bath right before putting her feet in the burger. It's too disgusting otherwise.

>>22241784
Weak

confess your sins against /pcg/

>>22242277
Fishman forgive me for I have taken the bait and I have blogposted.

>>22242165
sorry anon but I hate the idea of putting disgusting and smelly feet in my mouth and even the smell of dirty feet for that matter. Smelly armpits are more my thing but what does it to me in pictures like the burger one is the submissiveness of the viewer (me) and that overpowers my slight dislike for clean feet.
>>22242277
I do not tribalpost for I love all talent as equally as I can, nor do I post rrats or feed them but I reply to pippa fetishposters. Is this a sin?

The pipkin belongs in my arms.

>>22242277
I pretended to be retarded

>>22242621
Pippa fetish posters are the most sane people on this entire board. What person in their right mind wouldn't want to rub her soft little feet? To tickle her unshaved pits? To bury their face in her week-unwashed pippussy and inhale until they pass out?

>>22245316

>>22217243
>Did I forget anything?
the fact she dared kiwis to dox her as petty vengeance towards her parents, since she thinks everyone will take her words at face value.

jokes on her: her parents are full of love and just wanted her to move on in life.

they knew she had her boyfriend to fall on, its not like she was gonna die on the streets.

wanted to mooch longer? maybe dont fuck in the bed of those that raised you.

>>22231037
cry me a river, ungrateful bitch!

>>22246789
The levels of schizo of this post are off charts. nvm the reddit spacing accompanying it.

>>22232256
Will there be a titty monster in Gen2? I want to see bigger milkers than Lia's

>>22247098
>someone said something that goes against what my oshi says
>S-SCHIZO!

>>22247712
Fishman said before if he hires again he will want talemts with degrees and judging by their singing voices it doesn't sound like any young or loli characters in the group so chances are high anon.

>>22248433
Talents with degrees? You need a fucking degree to be an anime girl online?
Im not going to tell fishman how to run his business, he clearly knows his shit. But whats the actual logic behind this?

>>22248736
He doesn't want another Pippa

>>22247712
Michiru's
Seriously these mana reserves are so distracting.

>>22248777
I will drink directly from her mana reserves. I will do anything to achieve this goal.

>>22248769
>>22248736
Sakana meant staff when he said it.

>>22249059
Makes much more sense. Thank you.

>>22249059
Now I feel like a retard for not thinking this.

>>22248433
ALL HAGS!

>>22250060
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcEx32IogOo
10ma live

https://youtu.be/g-0De12-sVI
vee live

>>22252632
phase connect?

Who? Who is Wee?

>>22252632
Mod, delete, it's off-topic.

Tenma is very cute today also!

this is why we can't have nice things

Ok ok, I'll take one for the team. I'll be hugging the rabbit by myself today.

>>22254081
Thank you for your service an-non

At least Pippa is streaming today, so the thread can't get any worse

>>22254186
as long as pippa doesn't put a leash on her stupid dog it can't get better either

>>22254186
>At least Pippa is streaming today
No she isn't...

>>22255708

We need to bump this thread!
Quick, anon, say something controversial!

>>22255810
Pippa probably smells girly.

>>22255810
Why does Pippa like black "people"? She's supposed to be based and red pilled.

>>22255810
I want to hug Pippa but I don't care for feet

>>22255810
I wan to fug Pippa Pipkin

>>22255810
All the phase connect girls are quite charmins in their own way and Fishman runs a good business.
All this separation of threads is just people getting off on the drama.

>>22255810
jannies are useful

>>22255900
Yeah I agree, it's just autists being autists.
Why can't we just love and let others love?

>>22255810
Pippa isn't actually /here/, she just browses the site ironically and throws us a bone once in a while.

>>22255920
You're going way too far, man.

>>22255737
anon... she took the week off

>>22256643
Then I'll just have to go see her myself.

>>22256670
Would

>>22256643
You're lying

>>22256643
This can't be true...

>>22256643
proof?

>>22255810
the collab with nonon ant tomo was all right

>>22256643
This thread won't survive.

>>22257929
Pretty sure that anons will make do with talking about the e-celebs that Pippa hangs out with.

How will /v/t/ recover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B-KxPg2_os

>>22257929
if we are lucky

>>22257929
>>22258050
here's an idea, make a general for Pippa

>>22258413
Are you going to keep helping to shit up the thread until we do, hexfag?

>>22258675
>complains about the state of the thread
>have a solution suggested
>"hexfag! fruit! anti! tourist! Let me keep ruining this thread for everyone, because I'm secretly the real anti!"

>>22258413
heres an idea
go back to kiwifarms where you belong

>>22258675
>Hey I know let's shit up the Pippa thread until we get the /pcg/ name back
I don't think hexbros are that retarded, also he types like that one autist who forgets to capitalize and stirs shit constantly

Let us return to shitposting our favorite pipas.
Mine will always be the witch

>>22258675
>>22258901
>same response every time
Can we acknowledge now that this is an organized attack on /pcg/?

why is it so hard to accept the idea of a general for a single chuuba? every major corpo does it, aside from having a single general for the whole corpo.

>>22258982
We already know you are raiding the thread which is why we are telling you to go back
>>22220326
>>22220500
>>22220833
>>22221113

>>22258413
>>22258879
>>22259035
>still spamming with absolutely no reason why that would solve anything whatsoever
So fucking boring
>>22258982
Can you acknowledge the presence of my balls in your mouth? Fuck off.
>>22220833
>>22259035
>he's not even pretending that it isn't spam anymore
>>22258915
This. So obvious too. Does anyone know why jannies are so slow to range ban?

>>22258413
this IS the pippa general.
fans of other girls are in the saner hexgeneral

>>22258969
>shitposting our favorite pipas.
I'll do you one better: Frogma

Your move

>rampant uncontrollable shitposting
>demands for thread split
>/pchex/ is made
>shitposting becomes manageable
>shitposting ramps up again
>demands for a name change
What even is the end goal here?

>>22259341
but I am rangebanned. It only prevents me from posting pictures, which also makes me unable to create threads as a consequence.
>>22259457
But that's what I've been saying. Just rename this thread, acknowledge the fact that this is just a Pippa general. I get the impression that you guys are widely misunderstanding this.
>>22259181
>raiding
I'm obviously one anon, while you guys reply to me en masse, which one of these situations is more characteristic of a raid I wonder?

>>22242277
I don't like Pippa's feet. But I dream of Lia's, Iori's, Nasa's, Michiru's, Tenma's, Uruka's, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and Pippa's armpits every night!!!!

>>22258969
>Had a dream about Pippa after the Lisa and Blizzard stream
>"It's just because she streamed for 8 hours"
>Didn't stream at all and it happened again
The Witch rrat was just a joke rright?

>>22259600
Funny you say that. You should check the other thread to find out about his agenda. I'll give you a quick tl;dr if you dont give a fuck
>Kevin who "owns" /pcg/ was the one behind the separation
>Turns out he was really butthurt because other people were making threads, not because of the shitposting
>Is now on a crusade against Pippa and gen2
>Will personally photoshop Pippa and all members of gen2 in every image he posts there
>Tells others to go make a general for gen2 because he doesn't want them in his thread about the 6 members of phase connect
Dude is riding his own dick so hard he is basically choking on it.

>>22259938
IKR?
I too love Yuri's and Lumi's armpit, but I prefer their feets

>>22259964
even if it was a joke meme magic alone has empowered the girl to sorcerer levels by now

>>22259964
As virgins, we have wizard powers.
Since Pippa is a virgin too, she also has wizard powers.
With such a high concentration of virgins constantly thinking about her, she must have reached archmage powers by now

>>22242277
I ended my membership to uruka not cause I don't like her content but because I cant catch her live due to time zones

>>22242277
I contemplated doing a tribute to Sakana.

>>22259979
You are unbelievably retarded.

>>22259979
Anon your reading reps...

>>22259669
What the fuck is there to misunderstand? There's been vague allusions to 'things getting better' if we change the name (>>22221432 >>22221983) and 0 explanation as to how it would actually benefit anyone. These are just veiled threats.
>>22259979
Receipts, anon.

>22259669
Okay spammer
>>22259979
All of what you said is wrong. All of it.
You are literally just ascribing the positions of the guy he was arguing with to him.

>>22260243
veiled threats of what? I don't get it. You guys don't explain anything either, just accuse me of whatever fits your narrative.

Hey so uh, Pippa's feet?

>>22260382
Small and delicate.

>>22260382
Amazing, right?

>>22260382
Recently washed, don't care.

>>22259979
No, he threatened to start making them.
>>22233420

>>22260429
>If
ESL-chama...

Rrat time. Kevin was the researcher. It was his goal to create these threads and harvest our schizo thoughts for his research. He created segregation posting and /pchex/ to further divide the schizos and cause conflict for his unknown gains GIGA RRAT: Kevin is in direct contact with Sakana and works under him on a personal level, a researcher is just a researcher at the end of the day, they always report to someone higher up. TRUST NO ONE

>>22260504
> someone higher up
Fenix

>>22260504
Have you considered the multiple researcher theory?

>>22260504
Newfag

>>22260559
Sakana was just a puppet this whole time...
>>22260568
Yes. Fenix was just one of them.
>>22260573
Of course im a newfag you absolute retard nigger ive been on this site since 2007. I see the shillforce is out today im getting close to the truth. You cant stop me.

>>22260880
I want to listen to Lia ramble about inane stacy shit while I eat her out.

Kevin was also one of the researchers who was responsible for creating the segregation poll a few months back. It was him testing the waters to see if he could really create a divide.

>>22260880
I want Lia to stream with a vibrator in. I can already hear her cute moans.

>>22260943
>the occasional hitch in her voice

I want to sperge about battleships with Pippa then do dirty things to her, like hugging.

>>22261150
Let me guess, you also want to hold her hand? Fucking disgusting

>>22259979
I don't believe this rrat. He's too busy playing video games.

>>22261078
You already have a thousand indies for that. The codeword is "brushing teeth"

>>22261133
>what do you mean it's weird that I talk so much? I'm ~ah~ built different!

>>22261204
I'm sorry I'm such a freak.

>>22261310
Already watched those and it does nothing for me. It needs to be Lia.

>>22260839
Newfags love to claim oldfag status, huh?

>>22261150
Why don't people with Pipkin like being hugged, how is it over stimulating but drinking energy drinks and coffee like water is not over stimulating?

>>22261525
Maybe the caffeine abuse overloads the senses and it makes physical contact unbearable.

>>22259964
Can't prove she's a Witch but if you think about Pippa (especially imagining IRL Pippa/Puppeteer) too much she will steal your sexual energy and you'll dream about her. This doesn't mean you have sexual dreams though, in fact you will likely be strangely less coomery because all that energy is being sapped, but YMMV.

>>22261525
Don't know, don't care. I will hug Pippa until she enjoys it.

I want to make the Pippa feel comfortable enough around me to trust me with the privilege of giving her hugs!

>>22261958
This works too

>>22261748
Bullshit, I think about ********* all day long and she has yet to appear once in my dreams. Even Pippa and the mowl version never made it there.

>>22261978
It unironically does.Source: autistic niece who used to hate hugs.

>>22262066
Sound like she doesnt hate hugs. She hates you for being a fucking creep

Has Pippa ever said if she paints her toenails

>>22262066
Anonchama...

>>22262137
>>22262185
/blog
You shut up. I had to teach this girl to read and write at 14 after her mother ignored her and her grandmother abused her for her entire life. She had massive issues with physical contact that she managed to get over. That she's a mostly functional adult at this point is a triumph and I won't have you faggots denigrating it.
/blog

>>22262517
Did you fuck her, anon?

>>22262517
I-I apologize Anon-dono. well done.

>>22262517
sounds like good chuuba material if you ask me. Get her a live 2D

>>22262517
>and then we fucked
Jesus Christ.

>>22262517
Imagine doing all of this but not even getting to fuck at the end. Shameful display.

>>22262730
>and then we fucked Jesus Christ
Good Lord.

>>22262517
Keep blogging, Pipkin is fascinating but the worst cases are always correlated with neglect I've noticed so it's hard to say how much of it is the pipkin vs the arrested development which fucks over even normal people, how would you compare her to Pippa?

>>22262800
>and then we fucked Jesus Christ Good Lord.
He was a good friend.

>fugging the special needs child
She has an IQ of 80 at most and pic related only applies to 2D.
She also just isn't my type.
>>22262812
Better in some ways, worse in others. I'm certain her piptistic tendencies were caused entirely by neglect. Constantly repeating sentences due to never receiving replies, not showering or otherwise taking care of herself due to always having her appearance criticised no matter what she did, aversion to physical contact due to never receiving any in a positive context. Educational problems were partly due to neglect and partly due to her just honestly being dumb. With some encouragement and repetition she managed to get the hang of math and reading. Unlike Pippa she's actually very outgoing, getting her some friends helped a lot with her various communication issues. Unlike Pippa she really isn't cut out for any kind of job,even vtubing, so her future prospects are still quite grim.

>>22263206
Give me her number I will save her

>>22263206
>he fell for the jewish trick believing that women that don't wageslave are worthless
Women are for breeding anon. Even absolute idiots.

>>22259600
to single out one of the talents, place the blame on them by proxy, and continually build the narrative that something wrong with her by schizoposting and antiposting and to make all this weigh down as a point of stress until she reaches a breaking point and quits.
It's such a blatant anti maneuver that I don't know why so many fans of PC fall for it.

Time for bed. Let's see if that bullshit about pippa dreams turns out to be true.
Pippa HUG me in my sleep please.

>>22262517
>>22263206
If you are talking about the case I'm familiar with and that was published in psych journals, then unironically good job at getting her so far.

>>22263451
Breeding idiots is how we got to a shit society today.

>>22263723
You shouldn't call your mother an idiot anon, it's disrespectful

I account for 66% of the hug posting ITT. Try to keep up hugbros.
>>22263723
>Breeding idiots is how we got to a shit society today.
I verified first hand that it's a myth. The genetic part is negligible, on that front the only thing that really matters is breeding the right race, as in don't fuck apes and bugs.

>>22263451
Stupid women don't catch good husbands, anon.
>>22263723
Not unless we were being stalked throughout the entire thing.

Well I got to go watch my new oshi Lisa. See you later chumps.

>>22263916
>The genetic part is negligible
Its not.
Not only is there a decent link to genetics and IQ but there could also be a link between genetics and political belief.

>I verified first hand that it's a myth.
How?
Having sex with a retarded girl doesn't count as research or even a data point.

>have to choose between lisa and lia

>>22263934
Oh. Well every several years there are a dozen or so severely neglected children to the point of lacking basic socialization or in the more extreme cases, the ability to talk and research is usually published about their progress.

>>22264191
She was nowhere near that bad, thankfully. More comparable to an autistic 6 year old in a teenager's body.

>>22232256
/vt/ small corpo relationships chart
version early April 2022
reply with anything missing

>>22264379
WEW
E
W

Now THIS is schizoposting

>>22264343
That actually close to the average case.
If you want to see the extreme, probably the most famous case in child/developmental psychology is a girl named Genie, also didn't have a happy ending.

>>22264379
>>22264544
Its truth and schizoposting mixed in, the most fun kind of rrats.
Difficult to tell where the truth ends and the lies start.

>>22261401
retard I admitted to being a newfag I never claimed oldfag status. 2007 is still considered newfag. Furthermore what does it fucking matter anyways this is literally the reddit/twitter tourist board. Quit deflecting you know my rrat has truth to it.

>>22264379
who the fuck cares

>>22264343
>More comparable to an autistic 6 year old in a teenager's body.
That's normal for autists, as soon as the parents give up they stagnate and stop progressing normally as they have no one nudging them along
That's why so many posters here are still mentally 14

>>22264555
Isn't genie the feral child raised by dogs? I don't recall her being autistic

>>22264379
Red Line: Hates
Pink Line: Loves

Light Blue Line: Wants Alliance
Dark Blue Line: Isolationism

Black Line: Neutral

Blue Highlight: PC
Yellow Highlight: CL or ex-CL
Orange Highlight: Tsun or ex-Tsun
Grey Highlight: Other

>>22265344
green line: for the lulz

>>22264839
Genie was the one who was kept in a dark room, usually restrained from the age of 2 to 13 or 14 and couldn't talk except for a handful of words, all because of her father who went paranoid crazy.

Bratty Blonde Bimbo is playing (You)r favorite game besides Apex! Valorant!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku8iwaoIn18

>>22265849
I love this noob.

There should just be a Phase Connect General.
A new thread is created, /here/FAGS General
Pippa can share it with Kiki so you can see how pathetic Kiki's viewers are and realize you're exactly like them.

>>22266165
cool. link?

>>22266165
Dont care,raid her thread and fuck off

According to the chart a poster >>22266165 who shows irrational hatred for literally who Kiki must be a /wvt/ Megbert stan. Understand that nobody cares about Kiki one way or the other. Now fuck off back to >>>>>/wvt/. Man it sure is useful to have a chart.

>>22264379
it's always fascinating to see how some people choose to spend their time. but also kind of sad when you think what amazing things some people could create if they focused that energy on worthwhile pursuits

>>22267021
Naruhodo.

>>22235032
wasnt looking for roommate, thought there was a notUruka like there is a notPippa

>>22267875
Uruka is her first incarnation. There is a notPippa and a notTenma. Any info you search about notLia leads directly to a dox. In the same sentence. I am unsure about the JPs.
>>22267367
UUUU

Which MMO do I play to get my own smelly neet gamer(f)?

It was a warm and sunny day. Birds were singing. Kids were playing. People were getting back from their jobs. Flowers were blooming. It was such a picturesque scene. Saved for one blemish. Hidden in the torrent of life and activity was a dinky little hovel. Grasses and weeds grew with abandon, nurturing a healthy and diverse ecosystem. Inside the seemingly run down house was a vibrant cavernous biome. There, molds, worms, bugs, and all sorts of blind, smelly fauna and flora thrived. And in the middle of it all was a laptop. Shining its flickering light into the dark serenity. An animated pile of bones was clunking and creaking and popping as it was vigorously typed on the keyboard.

It had nothing else better to do with its time, not a single job to keep, so it was bored. And it was a literal skeletons, so it was an undead.

It was the BoredUndead.

And it had a mission.

An old, dying turtlebeach headset rested upon its web-lidden skull. The empty orbitals stared intensely at its laptop’s screen. Words upon words filled a dark-themed Discord server. An absolute deluge of shitposts and random thoughts assaulted the BoredUndead’s mind. Had it been a normal human, it would have lost its sanity a long time ago. But it was the BoredUndead, Phase World’s greatest Hall Monitor.

Its badge glistened in the dark as the flickering lights shined momentarily in-between posts. It frowned. They weren’t posting about his one and true love Pipkin Pippa!

There were too many posts going on about 5’1” gunts and bowling alleys. It did not like that one bit. With a flourish of its decaying skeletal hands, it scrolled through its DMs, found a moderator, and typed out the many offenses these dungheads were posting. It even sent in the screenshots it had been saving up for months. About 500 GB of screenshots of posts on Discord!

But that wouldn’t solve the real issue, would it?

It then slam a bell to the laptop’s side. It waited. No response. It slammed the bell with its decrepit skeleton hand again. Once again, no response. It couldn’t wait any longer.

“GRANTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” It screeched in its high-pitch squeal. The BoredUndead was calling for its pet dog - Granthh. Or was it Thhrang? Eh, who really gave a damn. It was simply a minion at the end of the day.

The aforementioned dog weakly crawled towards the BoredUndead. Granthh had seen better days. Thhrang’s ribs were visible and poking against its skin. The mutt’s head and tail lowered as it obeyed its master’s command.

“You stupid wikidog! What did I tell you about keeping those rrats under control? You did absolutely nothing and now I, Phase World’s greatest Hall Monitor, have to clean up your mess.” The BoredUndead’s skull turned around its cervical vertebrae.

Granthh whimpered.

>>22269065
The BoredUndead raised its hand and struck Thhrang in the snout. Granthh sobbed onto the slimy floor as it struggled to get up.

“That will teach you to not listen to me, Phase World’s greatest Hall Monitor! You had better know not to cross me again. Now get back on your PC and keep a leash on those rrats!” The BoredUndead turned its skull around and went back to its duty. Thhrang whined briefly before weakly crawling back to its PC.

The BoredUndead’s empty chest cavity was filled with glee and gladness, that it had asserted its well-deserved and rightful authority over its lesser. Now if only those dumbasses on Capippalists would recognize its authority too! Those brainless IBS morons deserve nothing and shall be banned. With renewed vigor, it typed up a storm, making sure to include each appropriate screenshot to their respective offenders. Hehehe, it thought, those Capippalists will get what was coming to them.

But then it stopped.

Its soulless and empty orbitals saw something that should not be!

There were people on the Voice Chat without his express permission!

Sakana was there, all alone in Voice Chat again!

How dare he!

The BoredUndead clutched at its moldy makeshift computer table. It couldn’t believe its nonexistent eyes! It told him again and again not to play video games with random people. He was absolutely going to play League with randos again! They might screenshot and record everything he said there!

Why won’t that sexy, handsome Fishman listen to him? Stupid Sakana…

And then another person joined.

Was that…

No, it couldn’t be…

It was that tramp that had been misleading Sakana. That damned red-haired, fiery incubus, Kiyona!

The BoredUndead was not going to let this go. That frump of a femboy disgusted him so. It had it with that bitch’s meddling. It was going to get on Voice Chat and tell Sakana all the bad and naughty things Kiyona had been doing. Oh, all the screenshots he had been saving up, it was finally going to pay off big time.

It clicked on the Voice Chat and entered. As it was about to expose Kiyona’s dirty little secrets, as it was about to stretch out its lower jaw and form words, it stopped in its tracks.

“Uhh uhh uhhh uhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh, Sakana… Harder… harder!” A devilishly, seductive effeminate voice moaned.

What in the world?!?! The BoredUndead couldn’t believe its ear canals! What was going on here? This was absolutely against the rules! The BoredUndead quickly went to the rule page and scanned for which of the almighty, holy words were being violated upon this altar.

It got Kiyona now! Especially with Sakana right there.

*Incoherent Fish babbles*

But why was Sakana making groaning noises too. Excessively at that! The BoredUndead quickly looked for any stipulations that the aquatic CEO was breaking. How dare the CEO break the very same laws he wrote! Stop that! Having sex on Voice Chat was illegal!

But its words felt on deaf ears as Sakana kept fucking and Kiyona kept pumping.

Sakana was going to regret not listening to it. Oh, the things it planned to do to this fish. It opened up a tab on its browser, about to write a detailed report of improper conducts and send it to Discord admins. Its recording program began playing. All those screenshots it made, just for him. Oh, so many things…

One of its skeletal hands reached for its bony crotch.

“Ohhhh…! Yes…! Yes…!”

Shut up you whore! Shut your whoremouth, you fucking slut! The BoredUndead thought. If it weren’t for you, Sakana wouldn’t be breaking the laws and it wouldn’t have to report him to higher authorities. Damn you you incubus bitch in heat!

Its skeletal hand moved up and down, up and down, up and down, stroking an inconspicuous bone.

You good for nothing whore! Get ban and ban and ban and ban and ban and ban!

>>22264379

>>22269101

It shouldn’t have been you there getting pumped, it should have been me!. The BoredUndead’s thoughts betrayed its true intent.

*Excited Fish noises*

“NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” The BoredUndead screeched its ghastly howl.

How dare Sakana was enjoying fucking another person that wasn’t it?!?!?

Its hand movement moved faster and faster

“Oh, oh, oh, oh, Sakana, make me feel like a diamond…!”

SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORE

Its bone reached its maximum height.

*Increasingly exhausted Fish moans.*

“OH SAKANA OH SAKANA WHY WON’T YOU LOOK AT ME?”

It couldn’t stop. It didn’t want to stop. It had to keep going. The recording program captured every moment of it all.

“Take me… to challen…gerrrrrrrrr!!!!”

*Euphoric Fish sounds*

“LOOK AT ME SAKANAAAAAAAAAA”

The BoredUndead’s bone shot out and smashed into a spider on the ceiling. It laid down backward on the slimy floor unceremoniously. It crotch on full display. If it could cry, tears would have been streaming down. How could Sakana do this to it? After all the things it had done for him?!?

“Oh…oh…someone was on here with us? Is that…The BoredUndead? Oh hey, Bored, how are you doing buddy?”

*Surprise Fish gasps*

A familiar sound followed and the BoredUndead could tell it was just kicked out of the Voice Chat.

And it sobbed.

>>22269132
Your strawman is trying to find an answer.
I am recording past events. Think of it like a tv guide. A refresher to jog the memory.

>>22268915
Metin 2

If Slugma is Gen 2, we might get a Helen of Troy situation. This would mean Tsunderia pulling out of the Cross-Company Minecraft server and banning all future collabs with Phase Connect. No wonder Lisa spent the past 2 days sucking up to PC discord. She knows that she won't be allowed in when the war starts and she's trying to drain as many simps as she can.

>>22270153
I want Lisa to drain me.

>22270153
Can you retards fuck off to whatever rat hole you crawled out of already?
>hurr sakana spent shitting on cyberlive for months and is now poaching their manager
>hurr sakana is poaching tsunderia manager because.... he just is ok!
Whats next? A-chan is joining phase connect?

>>22270320
sakana will poach your oshi from every company and make the best talent agency known to vtuber kind

>>22270260
I want Lisa to comfort and protect me from Pippa's sexual bullying.

>22270429
Couldn't care less. Go shit up the threads of those oshis

Reminder this fishman poaching chuubas rrat all started from /clg/ being asshurt about Lumi and Yuni leaving and their girls talking tons of shit according to discord leaks.

Lumi did nothing wrong, now fuck off back to your dying company.

can't wait for 15th to laugh at all these retarded rrats when none of the predictions come true

>>22270056
subhuman

>>22270865
If they're right, do a tribute retard.

Sakana's leaning into the alt-right audience that Pippa attracted, one of the gen 2 members is a certain big titted alt-right e-celeb

>>22271267
seconding this

>>22270320
Fish and Slug's insults towards CL:
>No management
True: Misaki didn't do her job and Lumi was juggling grad school and her own streams. Confrimed by CL twitter and Lumi.
>Too good to be true
Confirmed by the absolute state of CL
>Do your research and yeah ... you'll see
Researching CL turns up Yunity, Misaki age and casting couch controversy, and paid dates.
>We have rules and guidelines to protect you
>What's the point of going corpo without management?
CL could not protect Lumi from the divegrass nigger controversy or even from themselves. If anything most of Lumi's attacks came from inside the company. Confirmed in discord leaks. Lumi went corpo and became management. That's the opposite of what an indie going corpo wants, that being, to get a manager and get a group

>>22270749
No. The joke started months ago when Phase supposedly decided to hire graduated chuuba.

>>22271346
please no

>>22271346
I don't think he's leaning into it but he doesn't seem to even be trying to help Pippa be less of a walking yab. I guess he either gave up hope or decided that numbers are more important.

>>22271346
The ones that I can think of called all vtubers pedobait.

Will there be males in Gen2?

>>22274127
Why do you think it was delayed so long?

>>22274127
Why are you asking when we already know everyone in gen2?

>>22258050
>talking about the e-celebs that Pippa hangs out with
Nobody ever does that except the strange hate posters who think mentioning unrelated idiots is the way to finally destroy the Pipkin.

>>22271346
venti?

>>22261525
>how is intimate physical contact with other people different than drinking something
We just don't know.

I will hug the Pippa.

>>22263723
>Breeding idiots is how we got to a shit society today.
Only idiots breeding is the outcome of our current society, not the source of it.

>>22271346
M-Murdoch-chan will debut as a vtuber in Phase Connect!?

>>22271346
the jade rumora are true?

>>22272550
>>22271346
>alt-right
>doesn't seem to even be trying to help Pippa be less of a walking yab.
Pippe doesn't even do anything bad in that direction. Where are the secret Mein Kampf reading streams that everybody except me seems to be watching all the time?

>>22274127
No there won't be.

Sakana is going to start appealing to the far left in gen2 as a counter weight for Pippa.

>>22276033
>he missed the rally stream

>>22276033

>>22276771
Susan was really trying hard to get her during that stream.

Holding hands with pippa's feet

>>22276343
Ironically, Lumi is kind of a lefty
Maybe that is why Pippa/Lumi works.

>>22280140
Well she is a woman. Literally every woman is a leftist.

>>22280140
Didn't Lumi talk about how dumb woke and diversity classes in that 6 hour stream with Pippa?
Also subtle jokes about trannies.

>>22280368
That doesn't preclude her from being a lefty, just look at modern politics. Every single politician is varying degrees of left, even so called right.

This general is severely unhinged.

Pippa, ass agape, on my bed, exhausted and sniffling

>>22280496
Well even minor wrongthink against trannies is verboten in the modern mainstream supporting left.

>>22280364
only when economically convenient
>>22280368
Yes, she is not woke, just a lefty. She complained about capitalism, but just a bit. Probably some flavor of socdem or "neoliberal"

>>22281200
>Yes, she is not woke, just a lefty. She complained about capitalism, but just a bit. Probably some flavor of socdem or "neoliberal"
Basic white girl that doesn't really know anything about politics but still feels the need to comment it, is what she is.

>>22281265
Pretty much. Women being women.

>>22281200
>She complained about capitalism
The modern mainstream interpretation of capitalism is a horrific nightmare of crony corporate worship that has also near completely corrupted the political process and state, we are nowhere near anything remotely "free market."
I can understand having an issue.

Also neoliberals and neocons are literally the same thing, just one has superficial "lefty" complaints but sucks off their corporate sponsors in the the backroom.

>>22281604
True. That being the mainstream interpretation sucks though. It makes it easier for the commies. That is why I just mention the components of capitalism (and compatible ideologies) instead of using the term upfront when dealing with normies.

You're all correct but this is pretty off topic
So I would just like to say I will hug the rabbit and grab her butt

I want to watch Lia but Valorant

We all know the reason Pipkin hates hugs is because she's nervous about pushing her massive NEET breasts into whoever she's hugging.
You didn't actually believe the flat thing did you?

>>22283118
Pippa binding her chest to hide her massive milkers is actually one of the more plausible rrats I've seen in this shitshow of a general

holy mother of schizophrenia. /pchex/ is full of effeminate men and people trying to groom the other PC girls but jesus christ I can't blame them for splitting

Hugging my little sister Pippa's massive mommy milkers!

>>22283901
We have fun here

>>22283901
I checked briefly.Their thread seems almost seems... too clean? Like almost superficially so. I miss the uruka ritual poster but I don't miss flakes-posting.

It's a shame. I also watch Uruka and Tenma but we don't get much non-Pippa talk here anymore.

>>22283118
No, it's because she was raped.

>>22284177
its okay anon I can bring back one of those for you. UOOOOOOH FLAKES LET ME FUCK THAT TIGHT PINK TWINK ASSHOLE OF YOURS BECOME /pcg/'s WHORE UOOOOOH FLAKES.

>>22283878
Think about it.
Young pipkin develops sooner than her friends, leading to social alienation as the other girls gossip and are jealous.
The boys give her too much attention leading her to be withdrawn. She stops taking care of herself to not be the center of attention. Even makes sure her model has no breasts and the mouse pad doesn't focus on it.
It all just makes sense.

>>22283878
You know binding ones breast is something that trannies do. The rrats are combining together.

>>22283901
You have to look at the positives, anon. There is a bit of crazy and off-topic going on, but it's mostly not malicious. That's easily above average.

>>22269147
I cant believe Bored Undead wrote cuck shit at his own expense

How hard would it be to fuck Pippa

>>22287588
Well we know where she lives so it's just a matter of not getting shot/tanking bullets and being able to get hard while smelling her stank. Are you a bad enough dude to fuck the pippussy?

Does pippa mind when people menhera rant at her?

It seems like a lot of chuubas don't like that but it's not like I have any actual friends to unload my problems on...

>>22285510
Or, you faggots could decide to change the thread for the better now that Gen 2 is on the way and tone down the schizo behavior overall. And ban eceleb talk in general. Then unification may be possible.

>>22288979
Or, or, hear me out. We could schizo post about the other talents in the other thread too.

>>22289085
You can't outschizo the rabbit's fanbase unless you are talking about falseflagging anon.

>>22288979
Jannies cant ban people shitposting with eceleb garbage if nobody reports them.

>>22289129
What if I told you parts of the rabbit's fanbase also like the other girls?

>>22289189
>parts of
Yes, a minority who doesn't have the power to make room for others. You will drive away any new fans of Gen 2 with this same behavior, you can't help yourselves.

>>22280368
She's cosmopolitan and possibly a jew. Her gimmick is strategy games. She knows about factions and alliances and betrayals. She could even be a zionist. I'd like to think that Lumi would side with the strongest faction
>>22283118
That explains why she refused to slap her boobs during Uruka's B-day and why Tenma backed off even though Tenma pressured Uruka, and Lisa for 1 hour straight during Uruka's Minecraft stream where the others dropped in to guerilla collab. Tenma knows about the booba.
>>22284177
That's a reaction to contant drama posting they ran from. They'll level out.

>>22289752
Farm fed, probably has back pain they so big.

Fuck Pippa.

>>22290777
Jackpot trips. You get to fuck Pippa.

>>22288979
>And ban eceleb talk in general.
Yeah, taking my magical broom and cleaning it up right away. Next thing I'll do is make Holo and Niji fanboys get along.

>>22289129
>rabbit's fanbase
I'm sure the people yelling about Pippa being a lying demon that is going to destroy vtubung as we know it and who secretly wants you to go and harass her truly love her.

>>22289307
What part of your retarded head makes you think that reasonable people like >>22289189 can just wave their surprisingly adequate dicks around and make schizos take their meds and you grow a brain?

>>22288979
or maybe you could apply for a janitorial position instead of sperging out at things you and I can't control

>>22291082
Imagine actually doing things for free. wwwww

I had my fourth Pippa dream last night. I fear she is becoming stronger.

>>22290793
Sadly, I meant non-literally fuck. I hate her and won't forgive her untill she apologizes for laughing and finding the wrestling video funny.

>>22264379
madness

>>22292205
Well if you're not going to use your one free "Fuck Pippa Like a Rabbit" voucher I'm taking it off your hands.

>>22292205
You don't get a choice in the matter. You will fuck Pippa's smelly neet pussy whether you like it or not.

>>22292356
Go ahead, I use my voucher only on cute rabbits and Pippa dropped her cutest rabbit title a while ago.

>>22277436
and in the end it was fucking MERMAIDS of all things that fucked the vid

>>22292356
What is this wrestling video being referenced all the time?

>>22284177
uruka poster was the noblest of us all and we lost him ;_;

>>22292205
it is funny

>>22291305
what was your dream an-non?

>>22292205
it's funny

>>22292205
she apologized

新しいスレどこ?

New thread
>>22294735

>>22218831
>there is zero proof this man she lives with for years (even after moving houses, pay more attention)
>supports her monetarily
>defends her at every opportunity, still a mod despite lots of claims otherwise
>spreads falsehoods in these threads like "Im a random anon that tried to show pippa my penis in discord and zax was the one interested, he's totally gay you gaize" that he's then unable to sustain with censored screenshots
lmao, you cucks are a riot
you could even catch a vod of a couple having a sweet moment and say
>h-he's gay, that laugh is gay
or
>very few anons give you info that could only be obtained if they knew the people IRL
>SCHIZO
in b4
>I-I d-don't really care
cope
or the usual
>my oshi says so, she wouldnt lie
yeah, you are right
Zax is a jannie angel fallen from heaven
Pippa too is a saint
ROFL

you people are the best
Please do send all the superchyats
lets make this the year of the many Tennos

>>22256822
dealing with IRL stuff
you may get some info in 1.5-3 days

>>22296681
Turns out when you are a good entertainer it really doesn't matter any of that. Cope, schizo anti.

>>22296984
im not an anti
as I said
>couple having a sweet moment
Im just laughing at you simps

>>22297014
>im not an anti
>noooo!!!! don't send her money!!!!!!
Cope, schizo anti.

>>22297078
I literally said you should send her more money?
learn to read, retard

>>22297078
>>22297095
or what, you are gonna say Tenno wasnt one of her bigger supporters now?
Just send her your life savings and then off yourself like he did.

>>22297095
>Im just laughing at you simps
>Please do send all the superchyats
>lets make this the year of the many Tennos
>I literally said you should send her more money?
>learn to read, retard
>being this much irony poisoned
Cope, schizo anti.