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>> No.22206001

Oh fuck, oh no.

>> No.22206014
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22206014

i love gura

>> No.22206018
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22206018

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.22206032

when gura thinks cheese is she thinking about american """""cheese"""""?

>> No.22206038

>no cheese on a burger or sandwich
she is a jew, that is a jew kosher thing

>> No.22206045
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22206045

Why would she do this to us cheesebros

>> No.22206049

I can't believe this anti cheese heresy

>> No.22206057

>Thought of Italy before France
Thank you Gura.

>> No.22206072

Uooh Gura's cheese

>> No.22206083
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>> No.22206094

>>22206032
Almost 100% chance of that, sadly.

>> No.22206105
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>>22206045
I don't know how to cope with this fellow cheesebud...

>> No.22206108

>>22206038
cheese from cows is kosher stupid gentile.

>> No.22206112

>>22206049

I used anti-cheese on cottage cheese to build my own home

>> No.22206117
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22206117

>we're winding the stream down

>> No.22206143

>everyone makes cheese
Oh no

>> No.22206154

>everyone makes cheese
>>22206072
conceptualize the aroma

>> No.22206158

>>22206108
no, it is a jew thing where they can't put cow cheese on a hamburger because they come from the same animal

>> No.22206162

>>22206045
I can't believe Gura shit on Gouda

>> No.22206170
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>> No.22206174

Uhhhhh guys? Doesn't that imply that Gura is normally talking to someone a lot everyday off-stream?

>> No.22206176
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22206176

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.22206183

She shouldn't judge my cheese consumption when she sucks cheese wizz from the can

>> No.22206186
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22206186

This has been a good stream

>> No.22206216
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22206216

>Been sadfag all week even avoiding Gura streams cause apparently when you are actually depressed even your favorite things are unappealing
Members stream always helps though.

>> No.22206219

>>22206174
Yeah me

>> No.22206237

>>22206174
yeah, me

>> No.22206240
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22206240

What the fuck kind of cheese is she eating where "she can barely taste it"? Even shitty American cheese has a strong flavor.
Also mushrooms on a burger are based fuck all y'all.

>> No.22206246

Glowbudchama....

>> No.22206257
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>> No.22206256

>>22206032
yep, she mentioned real cheese as exceptions to the rule

>> No.22206267

>>22206174
Yeah me

>> No.22206269

Gura is almost perfect otherwise, so I'll overlook the cheese hate

>> No.22206271

Chumfed…

>> No.22206286
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22206286

>>22206057
Basato

>> No.22206290

>>22206174
yeah, me

>> No.22206293

>>22206257
delicious sharkpit

>> No.22206304

>>22206219
>>22206237
>>22206267
All me.

>> No.22206334

>>22206240
mushrooms have a gross slimy texture, I don't mind the taste but they make me gag.

>> No.22206345
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22206345

>> No.22206347
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22206347

gumball gargler

>> No.22206358

Mushroom chads own you

>> No.22206363

Oh no, what's keeping mommashark busy? Null projects?

>> No.22206377

>>22206240
mushrooms anywhere is based; pizza, burgers, beans on toast, the corner of my room... fuckin anywhere

>> No.22206383

>>22206240
>Also mushrooms on a burger are based fuck all y'all.
no, they fucking suck, ruins the texture of the burger completely, keep mushrooms on pizza

>> No.22206388

>>22206363
me (I prefer older women)

>> No.22206393

Get your tinfoil hats on boys the feds are hanging out

>> No.22206392

oh no no mamasharkeks she's "busy"
probably getting dicked down by some atlantean stud right now

>> No.22206413

>>22206363
Me

>> No.22206414

>>22206347
I need to cum on that tummy

>> No.22206419

>>22206363
Papa shark...

>> No.22206421

chubby rrat demolished

>> No.22206439

>>22206392
yeah papashark

>> No.22206444
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22206444

>>22206388
(You)

>> No.22206447

>>22206377
feet fungus yummy

>> No.22206457

>>22206363
if she's called mommashark, doesn't that also imply the existence of a papashark? mommasharkkeks????

>> No.22206473

>>22206363
Planning the wedding

>> No.22206476

>>22206240
>yall

>> No.22206480

fattail chads it's over...

>> No.22206493
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22206493

That's exactly what I think, Gura. And it's hot as hell

>> No.22206498
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22206498

GURA'S FAT FUCKING TAIL

>> No.22206499
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22206499

TAIL CHADS WE ARE LOSING AHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22206506

>>22206240
Depends on the cheese you put with the burger and the mushrooms.

>> No.22206507

>>22206457

She showed pics before

>> No.22206514
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22206514

She found out...

>> No.22206524
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22206524

Gura's fat tail...

>> No.22206525

oh nonono thick tail chads...

>> No.22206528

>>22206473
congrats to brothershark

>> No.22206562

You just know...

>> No.22206564
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22206564

>>22206393
Yeah, me.

>> No.22206573
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22206573

Gura cute

>> No.22206575

>>22206493
>>22206498
>>22206499
Gura has a dumptruck ass to support her tail.

>> No.22206588

All of these dogs are fine, but pit bulls should die.

>> No.22206601

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dp8Bv--nrA

>> No.22206602
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22206602

>>22206573
rubrubrubrubrub

>> No.22206628
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22206628

I didnt think she would actually read the fat tail comments lmao

>> No.22206630
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>> No.22206640

>>22206588
huskies are awful, same with shibas and st bernards

>> No.22206645

>>22206588
Based, fuck those toddler killers.

>> No.22206656

>>22206564
Did I ever mention how I overpay my taxes and never bother asking for a return?

>> No.22206676
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>>22206588
Also forgot to attach a picture of me

>> No.22206694

>>22206564

I pity you folks assigned to watch the degenerates of this place

>> No.22206701

>>22206588
Pit bulls are fine as long as the owners aren't retards. Sadly, many pit bull owners are.

>> No.22206739

>>22206528
You now remember how short brother shark is and how short Gura must be

>> No.22206740

>>22206701
Its a specialized breed because they fucked up the genetics. You need to be very skilled to handle those retards because they are prone to not showing bite signs.

>> No.22206757
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22206757

>when the strawberry vinaigrette mix is just right

>> No.22206762

>>22206701
Lol, no. Shitbulls need to be eradicated,

>> No.22206767

>>22206363
papashark is creating another perfect daughter

>> No.22206775

>>22206739
>shota shark brother
hot

>> No.22206780

>>22206701
Every retard thinks they're smart. Smart people make mistakes. Better to just wipe the breed out.

>> No.22206784

Manager hate.

>> No.22206801

I wish the manager that spooked Gura about the bath salts shit is dead right now

>> No.22206804

>>22206762
Their owners too

>> No.22206805

>>22206701
Fembud... Let it go...

>> No.22206841

Thank god for Gura's paranoia and inhibition saving us from the worst of her zoomerisms

>> No.22206848

>>22206701
other dog breeds need to be absolutely fucked in their raising to become dangerous, pitbulls needs to be perfectly raise to maybe not be violent retards, see the problem there?

>> No.22206853

>>22206701
bulls are just one of the many brachycephalic breeds that should be eliminated entirely for being genetically engineered failures.

>> No.22206867

>>22206701
no, they are not suited to be pets. Pitbulls are abominations that shouldn't exist

>> No.22206906

>>22204430
Americlap Gura

>> No.22206925

This is the Gura thread not the fucking Korone thread you morons

>> No.22206945

>>22206906
I find it cute

>> No.22206950

>>22206801
yes, omegay is already dead

>> No.22206953

>>22206841
If you don't like Gura's zoomy zoomies then can you really say you like her?

>> No.22206973

>>22206925
what kind of dog is korone...

>> No.22206989
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>> No.22207001

>>22206973
Hot

>> No.22207019

>>22206973

A good doggo

>> No.22207029

>gura will never sits on your burger to make it shorter

>> No.22207030

Gura skipped over the JP bros SC about Duolingo, lol.

>> No.22207031

>>22206973
cavalier king charles spaniel

>> No.22207032

I want Gura to sit on my burgers

>> No.22207042
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22207042

I want to eat Gura's Assburger...

>> No.22207047

Gura likes em so big and long that they can't even fit in her mouth

>> No.22207050

Last super?
Wow she missed a whole bunch in the middle there it seems.

>> No.22207058

>Okay guys

>> No.22207057
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>>22206973
A collie dog breed most likely.

>> No.22207065

>okay you guys

>> No.22207067

hydraulicGura-press channel

>> No.22207071
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22207071

>okay guys

>> No.22207072

>>22206925
Anon I

>> No.22207075
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22207075

>anyways guys

>> No.22207076

>Okay guys
NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.22207083
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22207083

>okay guys
n-no...

>> No.22207094

>>22207067
Hydraulic Mating Press

>> No.22207095
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22207095

>okay guys

>> No.22207108
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>> No.22207109

>>22206973

cavalier king charles spaniel

>> No.22207118

I love her, this was such a good stream

>> No.22207127
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>> No.22207133

the music sounds so sad now

>> No.22207139

o7 fellow member-only content watchers and shark enjoyers.

>> No.22207140

Damn she missed a lot of supers.... must have been getting tired.

>> No.22207146

A GOODBYE KISS, PLEAASE PLEASEEEE!!!!!!!!

>> No.22207147

>SSS outro
God why is she so good at hurting me

>> No.22207154

if there's something we learned it's that if gura is playing a challenging game make sure to chat a lot so that she doesn't get discouraged by greyfag backseaters

>> No.22207162

>>22207133
I told you it sounded like graduation music

>> No.22207163

Pretty good talk stream, I hope the fashion stream actually happens

>> No.22207180

is the audio popping or are my headphones dying

>> No.22207189
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22207189

And she's gone again

>> No.22207188

What is this relaxing BGM playlist she uses?

>> No.22207194
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>> No.22207199

>>22207154
Why won't she just turn on sub only mode?

>> No.22207202

>>22207180
sounds fine to me

>> No.22207212

don't go...

>> No.22207218

>>22207199
she's too nice

>> No.22207242

>>22207194
Shrimps are so tasty, pic makes me hungry

>> No.22207243

>>22207147
its kirameki rider...

>> No.22207250

>>22207180
I hear popping but I'm using the world's shittiest soundbar and it pops for all inputs

>> No.22207256

>>22207243
heh

>> No.22207279

>>22207188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=899x5rU9mX8

>> No.22207280

Oh jeeze she ended that perfectly

>> No.22207282

>>22207199
She may have to eventually. She is just a little worried about upsetting the greys. But its like if they are gonna act like that well fuck em'

>> No.22207283

>>22207188
https://youtu.be/899x5rU9mX8

>> No.22207289

>Gura likes shitty tall burger that will dislocate her jaw when eating
Idk guys, my feeling is shaky rn.

>> No.22207290
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>> No.22207292
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SHE LOVES US

>> No.22207300

AAAAAA SHE GONNA EAT US AGAIN

>> No.22207306
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I LOVE HER SO MUCH!

>> No.22207316

>>22207290
Me, middle left

>> No.22207329

>>22207279
>>22207283
Thanks

>> No.22207331

So what were we fighting about again?

>> No.22207332
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>> No.22207340

GURA'S MOUTH HOLE!
THIS HOLE, IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

>> No.22207364

I really really really really really love her

>> No.22207384

>>22207331
Mushrooms

>> No.22207390
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22207390

I love this cun cun so much.

>> No.22207394

>>22207364
Same desu

>> No.22207439

She didn't eat any strawberries on stream though...

>> No.22207446
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22207446

I love my sweet Gura.

>> No.22207454

>>22207250
>>22207202
Nevermind it was the hololive mix she was using that has little pops in it for record ambiance

>> No.22207457

well, now I need to watch the VOD because I missed the start

>> No.22207456

That fashion talk made me feel things...

>> No.22207458
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22207458

Look at this shark.

>> No.22207474

>>22207439
Skyrimjob VR

>> No.22207549
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22207549

Gura is GFE whether she likes it or not.

>> No.22207561

>>22207474
Speaking of Skyrim it's a shame she never got the approval for that fart mod

>> No.22207570

>>22207340
>shark cunny shaped hole on the mountain
It's clearly designed for me

>> No.22207637
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22207637

GURA I KNOW YOU CHECK GLOBAL AND THIS THREAD AFTER STREAMS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE hAVE A NICE MEAL AND REST

>> No.22207642

>>22207549
I hate it... But I cant help it.

>> No.22207672

>>22207561
i think it's pretty easy to make, chumbies are so lazy

>> No.22207699

>>22207672
sorry Gura I will try harder

>> No.22207725
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22207725

fuck, waiting tomorrow for guwa will be hard, I miss her already

>> No.22207787
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22207787

Now it’s time for me to spend time with my Gura after the stream

>> No.22207822

>>22207787
Full image

>> No.22207830

>>22207637
she's going to drink chocolate milk and eat strawberries and theres nothing you can do about it stinky

>> No.22207872
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22207872

>>22207725
Anyone with common sense would miss her already anon.

>> No.22207875

>>22207672
Yeah, she could've just programmed the soundboard to play a random fart noise and press it at random times during the stream

>> No.22207877
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22207877

Great stream, I'm heading home to /m/. Take care Chumbuds.

>> No.22207880

>>22207549
she needs chat some days just as much as we need her

>> No.22207904

>>22207549
The association with prostitution is unfair.

>> No.22207919

Man when Gura finally cracks under the pressure in another year and a half, its going to be sad times...

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My heart hurts when doing Gura reps. Damn this expression

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>> No.22207982

>>22207919
Nah, she got friends to support her and obviously she isn't gonna let go of Shion

>> No.22207997

>>22207875
Are oshis allowed to use mods that they created theirself?

>> No.22208000

>>22207880
Symbiotic relationship.

>> No.22208017
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>>22207978
Artist please

>> No.22208032

She missed a good chunk of superchats cause she kept refreshing and reading new ones instead of starting at the beginning. Why is she like this?

>> No.22208040

>>22208017
Learn to recognize pixiv filenames
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/79374766

>> No.22208060

>>22208032
Idk but she missed at least 20% of all supers.
She missed every single super that happened during her fashion rant.

>> No.22208081 [DELETED] 

>>22207549
Don't get attached. She is fucking someone and it isn't anyone here. He's probably black

>> No.22208086

>>22207997
Well they gotta ask Cover or at least their managers for permissions.

>> No.22208104

>>22207822
https://litter.catbox.moe/6mqvqb.png

>> No.22208139

>>22208060
No she didn't

>> No.22208185

Gura is gonna break Twap's heart by ghosting her out of the OW collab

>> No.22208201

>>22208139
yes she did retard

>> No.22208206
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22208206

chumbies, I already miss gura

>> No.22208231

>>22208081
I can’t hear what you’re saying over the sound of you jerking off, mutt

>> No.22208242

>>22208185
lol no doubt. She'll definitely ghost towa like she did with Haachama

>> No.22208254

>>22208201
Well were there superchats that don't deserve to be read?

>> No.22208266

>>22208139
Yea she did. She didn't even read my name and that is about when I superchatted.
Not that I care just sayin.

>> No.22208275

>>22208185
I don't think so, it sounds like she's jonesing to play and it's just a matter of getting people together. Other people will be the ones that break the dream. And now that Towa is in there she might be able to rope more JPs in making it easier than ever.

>> No.22208296
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>>22208032
autism

>> No.22208303

>>22208201
Luke Fabis $19.99 What do you think of Marimekko prints?
Marcela Botelho R$5.00 Hi Gura, female viewer here. I don't mind since I know nothing of fashion besides videogame tshirts and suits. Lol

>> No.22208314

>>22208254
Always. Why do you think she just thanks most people?
That is besides the point though.

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22208318

>Couldn't sent a SC because my card is being stupid and not being accepted by Google
>Try to work around it by buying a Google Play gift card by email
>It doesn't arrive until right now, despite it saying 5 min delivery
Just end me

>> No.22208334
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22208334

Shaaark

>> No.22208354

>>22208303
not sure about the one from luke but she did read the second one since that was what led on to talking about suits/vests

>> No.22208370

>>22208318
what did you want to send?

>> No.22208374

>>22208086
Odds of Gura making a mod that fixes Bully for more streams?

>> No.22208377

>>22208303
NTA but she read those while she was chatting retard....
Not during the super readings.

>> No.22208400

>>22208354
The first one led to her talking about bright color dresses, the lilly pulitzer style

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>>22208206
Yeah, same.
Never mind the pointless shitposting.

>> No.22208443

>>22208374
50/50

>> No.22208448

>>22208377
So you want her to re-read stuff she already read??

>> No.22208487

https://files.catbox.moe/ed78c0.png

>> No.22208510

>>22208374
70/30. She still has to talk with rockstar and boy is that going to be a mess.

>> No.22208524

>>22208448
holy fuck anon.... I really dont understand how its possible to be this retarded.

>> No.22208544

>>22208448
You kinda stoopid aren't ya!

>> No.22208577

I hope mamashark isn't sick or anything

>> No.22208578

>>22208448
Dumbud

>> No.22208601

>>22208334
looking through their pixiv that artist does some cute art

>> No.22208720

I will stop shitposting on these threads, I'm sorry

>> No.22208730

>>22208448
Chumbie did you like... hit your head or something?

>> No.22208742

>>22208524
She did not miss every super sent while she was talking about fashion. Just don't say shit that's verifiably false

>> No.22208753

>>22208720
Cool thanks!

>> No.22208768

She isn't streaming tomorrow right?

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>>22208720

>> No.22208790

>>22208370
I was going to recommend a game she might like.
She plays a lot of the games I recommend for some reason, probably not solely due to me, but still.

>> No.22208799

>>22208742
>posts smug soijack face
HAHAHA GOTTEM IM GONNA POST THIS ON MY FAVORITE REDDIT!

>> No.22208813
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>>22208601
Yeah, they have made a few good Guras.

>> No.22208851

>>22208768
Didn’t say but she’s really excited for Tuesday

>> No.22208864

>>22208768
Unlikely, but not impossible.

>> No.22208920

>>22208851
What's on tuesday? my internet died when she started to talk about being excited for an upcoming stream or something

>> No.22208952

>>22208920
Mori/Kronii/Gura tea party.

>> No.22208978 [DELETED] 

>>22208790
Try writing it in the comments, maybe she'll saw yours!

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i love her bros

>> No.22209020 [DELETED] 

>>22208790
Well, what is the game you would recommend?

>> No.22209028

>>22208952
Heck yeah it'll be Gura and Kronii ping-ponging "what" at each other for 5 minutes

>> No.22209090

>>22209020
Hylics

>> No.22209099

>>22208032
it happens. she missed mine but it's okay. sometimes she misses other people's and reads mine.

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>>22207978
would you risk putting your manhood anywhere near those meat grinders?

>> No.22209117

>>22209090
That would certainly be an interesting one

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>>22209028
what?

>> No.22209176

>>22209090
Never heard of it before. Looks trippy and super unique in the holo space. She would be the first to play it most likely.

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>>22209136

>> No.22209202

>>22209117
and ft. Fauna

>> No.22209205

>>22208978
>>22209020
Well I'm not going to say it now.. I've seen what obsessive people do when they know someone is /here/

>> No.22209235

>>22209115
Oo I like things that grinds my meat

>> No.22209247

>>22209205
Quit being a pussy, tons of people are known here and nobody gives a shit.

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>>22208377
it feels like she was more focused on chatting on the moment and then she went back and though she already read that chunk because she recognizes some of them, which is fine by me, gura was way more focused on having a conversation with her chumbies than just going through supers like a to-do list

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>>22209115
Anything for the chance to feel their warm breath on my member.

>> No.22209309

>>22209247
No thanks, I like anonymity.

>> No.22209336

>>22209251
Yeah I prefer a comfy stream over a SC reading anyday to be honest. She can still communicate with everyone and not have to worry if she got everyone's SC down or something. Her being happy and comfy is what counts.

>> No.22209454

Did Gura talk about Shion singing reflect?

>> No.22209467

>>22209251
Yea its 100% fine but it would have been nice to get some more gura chatting and it sucks for the people whos superchats were missed.
Its not like she did it on purpose.

>> No.22209493

>>22209454
She listened to it on stream

>> No.22209513

>>22209454
watch streams

>> No.22209519

>>22209454
She did and even played the audio of the clip near the beginning of the stream

>> No.22209567

>>22209513
Oshi reflects the fanbase so I only caught the second half of the stream because I misunderstood timezones
>>22209519
Thank you anon, I will check it out

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I cant wait to move out so I can watch this shark unbothered.
Big meaty tail chads cant stop winning btw

>> No.22209733

>>22207637
If you see this Gura, I see through your bullshit you bitch. You're the worst kind of person on this planet and deserve everything you've wrongfully gained taken from you.

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>>22209733
Seething 2views really are the most vile of creatures

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22209814

>read at least 3 of mine
tfw the name change paid off.

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Hey, uhhhhhh. I don't know how to say this but I kinda love Gura. Yeah, there, I said it. What are you gonna do about it? Huhahahahaha.

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>> No.22209871

>>22209797
Cope however you want. She's an evil fucking snake.

>> No.22209878

Reminder that even something as simple as using emotes calms Gura down when the greys are at the gates making her feel bad. Do your part and fight the grey menace.

>> No.22209933

>>22209878
Her saying that really made me motivated to chat more so that I can fight off against the grey-menace

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>>22209878
I ensure Gura knows we are having a good time and appreciate her company with headpat emotes, GO GURA, nice job!, etc.

>> No.22209977

>>22209878
>>22209933
I wish I wanted to chat more but I refuse to use it until Gura actually makes an attempt to improve her chat in any way.
I miss Nightbot

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>>22209878
>>22209933
Be the green faces shining through the greys, chumbies

>> No.22210016

>>22209115
>>22209733
problem?

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22210017

Man the feelings of love are very strong after that stream.. that was a really really great zatsudan

>> No.22210038

>>22209878
It will never cease to amuse me that you losers take such pride in paying a monthly fee to a millionaire. She does not give two shits about the color of your name in chat.

>> No.22210088

>>22210038
jealous grayfag

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22210102

Why yes I hype Gura in the chat even through the sea of greys just so she catches a glimpse of green and my shrimp spam how could you tell?

>> No.22210104

i hope i dream of gura frolicking in a sunny cabin side field wearing a sun dress

>> No.22210111

>>22210038
I take pride in not being associated with mentally ill SEAniggers like you spamming their shitty third world countries.
Well, those and the retards asking stupid questions saying other retarded shit.

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>>22209867
What're you gonna do about it

>> No.22210133

>>22210088
It's a 2view, the same 2view that raided Fauna's thread yesterday.

>> No.22210162

>>22209733
>>22209871
>>22210038
>>22209261
>>22209381
>>22209464
>>22209509
>>22209551
>>22209552
All of these posts are me replying to myself, just so you know

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>>22210017
kinda glad she moved it so we can have a great week finisher

>> No.22210180

>>22210133
I would troll his thread if he had one. LMAO

>> No.22210187

>>22210133
Its the yesman schizo that spams here on cooldown everyday. They're a SEAnigger so probably some seething indog like the majority of Gura antis. Though they might also be a 2view, who knows.

>> No.22210191

>>22210133
Why would anyone have a problem with Fauna?

>> No.22210204

>>22210111
don't fucking lump me with those fucking schizos. I may be a shitskin monkey but I'm member for more than a year now.

>> No.22210236

>>22210187
Same difference, i can't tell them apart often times.

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>>22210129
Killed and ate this poster and the one below him. Anyone else wanna talk shit?

>> No.22210267

>>22209814
sh-should I try that?

>> No.22210280

>>22209871
>She's an evil fucking snake.
why

>> No.22210279

>>22210111
I make more money than you, absolutely guaranteed. I also member to a lot of holos, but it's not a central point of my identity because I'm not a complete failure of a human. Have you ever thought that *maybe* there's a reason she pretends to like the people to throw money at her?

>> No.22210287

>>22210204
Why would you think he's referring to you?

>> No.22210294

>>22210267
Mine was just arbitrary meme speak with numbers. Now its just a two syllable name.

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>>22209814
>>22210267
so what's the "strategy"? change into a jap name?

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Gura read 2 of chats today. I love you Gura!

>> No.22210334

>>22210162
I also made this one
>>22210279

>> No.22210347

>>22210267
She read more of mine when I got a profile picture. Though it's still not many cause I don't chat much.

>> No.22210348

>>22210267
I was thinking the same thing, my name is just my real name. I've never been good at coming up with nicknames or anything like that.

>> No.22210353

>>22209814
N*thchama...

>> No.22210378

>>22210204
>but I'm member for more than a year now.
>shitting on people for being members
dont be so transparent

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>>22210330
she read only 1 of mine...
but I still felt happy when she did so whatevs

>> No.22210382

>>22210322
No. It is a name I use a lot on vidya. I just never bothered with youtube besides using it to upload clips from vidya I play. But now I watch this shark thing.

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>>22209814
She read 10 of my chat messages this stream (new record), get on my level

>> No.22210400

>>22210334
don't lay claim on something you didn't conjure you evildoer
it is clearly me who composed all those poetic goodness

>> No.22210420

>>22210381
One is better than none, bro. I just don't want another 6 months streak of nothing.

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>>22210397
10 confirmed???? I kneel.

>> No.22210433

>>22210420
She's never read mine

>> No.22210474

she reads the chats of people with stupid names all the time. you just need to write something longer than two words and different from whatever everyone else is saying

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>>22210191
Look for yourself, a tiny glimpse on what went down yesterday. It seems the same poster is back.
>>22104175
>>22104354
>>22105149
>>22105475
>>22105676

>> No.22210493

>>22210397
I didn't even send 10

>> No.22210519

oh wait, I just realized she actually read a chat message of mine today. I'll have to double check someone else didn't say the same thing, though

>> No.22210521

>>22210279
>I make more money than you, absolutely guaranteed
I highly doubt some mudslinging SEAnigger like you makes more money than a senior software engineer in NA. You can always dream though little monkey bro, maybe one day!

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>>22210397
11 here.

>> No.22210542

>>22210474
Yeah I know. But mine was not even like readable outloud without knowing what it was before hand. Thats why I changed it.

>> No.22210547

>>22210397
She likes my supers and normally says my username extra cute, I rarely get chat messages read though. I kinda think I just unlucky and send them at bad times.

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>>22210433
I hope you're relatively new then, because if you're a day one that's heartbreaking.

>> No.22210550

>>22210493
I say something in chat about 1 to 2 times every 10 seconds, helps if you chat a lot

>> No.22210557

how do you think gura would react if she lost her membershrimp

>> No.22210565

>>22210550
people like you are annoying

>> No.22210577

>>22210485
Wow, you could have told me that was from a Gura thread and I'd believe you. They don't really change it up do they?

>> No.22210633

>>22210557
Mildly inconvenienced.

>> No.22210650

>>22210557
She would fucking die

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>>22210545
Not day one but it's been over a year, she's missed my superchats too.

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>>22210557
She would be pretty sad

>> No.22210681

>>22210550
idk, she seems to read more of mine if I haven't said anything for a while.

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>>22210659
Same desu

>> No.22210703

>>22210557
All of them? At once? She'd quit streaming. For real.

>> No.22210712

>>22210659
same

>> No.22210724

>>22210659
just time your supas better chumbie, I've only sent 2 green supas in almost 2 years now but both of them got read

>> No.22210732

>>22210557
she basically said we're the reason why she can stream

>> No.22210739

I like the shark

>> No.22210755

Yeah Same

>> No.22210779

Chumbie above is saying the truth

>> No.22210785

>>22210694
>>22210712
Nice to know I'm not alone

>> No.22210787

>>22210724
Wtf is a green supa? You mean the free one you get from memberships? Because that's a bit different than a supa, they don't seem to get stored.

>> No.22210796

gumbo

>> No.22210817

gura said my name without me sending anything again

>> No.22210829

>>22210787
no, like a 5 2.5 if converted from my currency dollar supa

>> No.22210870

>>22210817
Please don't try to start this again

>> No.22210873

>>22210817
>Brenda Song is a chumbud

>> No.22210875 [DELETED] 

>>22210038
That does make me wonder, she must be a millionaire by now considering how popular she is, right? I don't hear her chuck money at her problems much yet though.

>> No.22210878

>>22210870
kek

>> No.22210903

>>22210875
what problems?

>> No.22210918

>>22210557
all the stages of grief.

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>>22210557
considering she does more member's streams than anyone else in hololive, and is the most vocal about loving member's streams, I think she'd be pretty sad

>> No.22210951

>>22210918
At once?

>> No.22210985

>>22210565
I talk to her like she's a real person and actually contribute to the conversation. Her chat would be a hell of a lot better if everyone was like me.

>> No.22210996

>>22210187
honestly, why would an indog with barely any english skills, who only care about what the country's religion should be, seethe this much? we'd rather go work at mekdi 6–18 and get money to buy cigarettes and starbucks or some shit.
we may be schizos but we don't care about some kapitalis amrik influencer raking in dollars in an industry we don't understand
and it's fucking early in the morning on a monday at SEA
goddamn colonizer tactics devide et impera-ing fanbases

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Why does Gura like bussy so much?

>> No.22211003

>>22210951
in reverse

>> No.22211025

>>22210903
Like not wanting to cook. With enough money I imagine you could get a healthy meal delivered to your door on the daily if you wanted to.

>> No.22211053

>>22210985
Basically. Ill throw out a little one or two word quip once and a while but its usually an actual response to what she fucking said and not something retarded. It's not hard.

>> No.22211057

>>22210985
I agree with the sentiment but I don't see how you can be coming up with something at all meaningful to say every 10 seconds

>> No.22211070

>>22210985
1 message per 5 second times 10000 members is 2000 messages per second, anon.

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>>22210659
I only ever send 5 dollar (green) SC, and she usually reads mine out loud in addition to my name.
You just gotta ask a meaningful question, give some information to carry on whatever convo that was being had, or say something witty.
Also gotta time your SCs better, I only ever send them if I know for a fact that she'll be reading SC that stream.

>> No.22211110

Gura, yep...

>> No.22211121

>>22210985
try not to hurt your neck sucking your own dick that hard

>> No.22211129

>>22210330
same desu

>> No.22211146

>>22211025
Delivery food isn't very healthy even if it's expensive

>> No.22211155

>>22210267
Youtube is the only website i have numbers in my name with no profile picture I might to change it now

>> No.22211158

>>22210875
>I don't hear her chuck money at her problems much yet thou
99% of gura problems are self inflicted due to autism, like even preholo it sounds like most of her problems were autism based considering it seems like both her parents were supportive of her
>>22210397
I made her blush once

>> No.22211166

fun fact, in Argentina, the membership actually costs 82,5 ARS because this country fucking destroys you with taxes

>> No.22211169

>>22210817
If I go back in the stream I can dox you, I remember she did it with a person this stream

>> No.22211182

>>22210565
people like you are why she don't stream much

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>>22211158
>99% of gura problems are self inflicted due to autism
She is too relatable I fucking HATE IT

>> No.22211257

We're almost at the 1 year anniversary of the holoEN gen 1 Pop Up Parade figure announcements
Have there been any updates about them?

>> No.22211267

>>22210550
>>22211182
Anon, if her chat had 2000+ messages per second she would simply not read it ever again.

>> No.22211291

>>22211257
Nope, the 1/7 is more likely to be out first at this point.

>> No.22211406

>>22210996
>honestly, why would an indog with barely any english skills, who only care about what the country's religion should be, seethe this much?
I guess you're new? Indogs seethe about Gura cause they think she doesn't deserve her success due to being lazy and "vulgar" and that she overshadowed the ID / JP branches. Every time an anti or doxxer is revealed, it's an Indonesian.
Remember the miku stream she did in the morning a couple weeks ago? There was an indog spamming her comments section in that stream saying she should graduate cause she streamed at the same time as Iofi.. basically just general SEAnigger mental illness.
Maybe you're not like that if you're one, but the evidence is there.

>> No.22211411

>>22211267
even at speed, if people's response are short and concise enough, and there's enough with similar messages, she can still read it
like watching a still text in a video that's playing 60 fps

>> No.22211417

>>22211146
Fine, instead she could visit a local restaurant daily then. It's just an example.

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I really want to do that thing where you put you finger on a person's chest and then run your finger on their face when they look down to Gura. Either that or a nipple twist.

>> No.22211453

>>22211417
thinking that having lots of money is going to dramatically change your life is what poor people think

>> No.22211508

https://twitter.com/Harman09058721/status/1513248573772603394
Who did this?

>> No.22211510

>>22211057
I'm not socially autistic, I'm pretty good at talking to people. I have to do it everyday for work.
How the hell do you talk to people IRL?? Have you never had a conversation with someone? You have even less time to think of something in a real convo.

>> No.22211551

>>22211453
>has enough money to hire a personal chef and fuckbuddy
>does not do so
All rich people are retarded apparetnly

>> No.22211556
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>>22211158
>I made her blush once
what did you say?

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>>22211444
I'd prefer sucking on her nipples

>> No.22211579

>>22211563
Anon no!

>> No.22211587

>>22211453
>Having lots of money will dramatically change a poor person's life but after you're no longer poor there are diminishing returns
Wow, never heard that one before, thanks anon you're really smart

>> No.22211593

>>22211510
you're really overestimating the social competency of the chumbies ITT chumbie

>> No.22211617

>>22211510
my approach to conversations is avoiding them as much as possible

>> No.22211621

>>22211508
that guy is his own entity. check his pinned tweet.

>> No.22211735

>>22211411
Anon, the fastest Gura's chat ever gets even during outfit reveals is 2000 messages per MINUTE.

>> No.22211743
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https://tokyokawaiilife.com/
Reminder that Gura shops for clothes from this store

>> No.22211764

I can't believe Gura died after stream...

>> No.22211765
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>>22211508
yeah, me

>> No.22211790 [SPOILER] 
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>>22211556
Wedgie

>> No.22211803
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>>22211743
>were about to get a metric fuck load of cottage Gura

LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22211813

>>22211453
You realize how stupid that "gotcha" sounds right.
More disposable income increases your options and then your life changes however much you want it to.

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>>22211764
She died in my arms, it was quite tragic.

>> No.22211831

>>22211510
Sure but that only makes sense during SCs or something, if you're doing that every 10 seconds on average that's a lot of gameplay time and time when she isn't saying anything for you to react to. It sounds excessive to me either way, I think the bar for something being worth saying is higher in written form in a chat already filled with hundreds of people talking so it's hard to imagine most of those messages you're sending are anything but one word answers. If you're saying things she responds to and is able to talk off of though by all means continuing doing what you're doing.

>> No.22211859

>>22211551
she could afford to hire a personal chef but it's still going to make a dent in your bank account

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>>22211790
We lost today bro.....

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gobble geizer

>> No.22211883
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blah blah blah
gura cute

>> No.22211921

>>22211510
nta but comparing a 1 on 1 conversation with talking in chat isn't quite the same. I can hold a conversation with people just fine but I always feel weird trying to directly talk to her as part of a larger that. That and it can be difficult to convey certain things over text

>> No.22211960
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22211960

>loves hamburgers
>loves cowboys
>claps her hands
>carries a big gun
>plays the star-spangled banner on stream
>covered in red, white and blue

>> No.22211990

>>22211790
ohh yeah thats right, based wedgie schizo im glad you pointed that out

>> No.22212005
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>>22211921
Get better at text. Being terminally on 4chan has given me the skills to mentally scar people through text. Now Gura is giving me the skill to mentally warm people. It's like being a neutral force user.

>> No.22212007

>>22211406
well fuck me.
Fine. it's the crab in a bucket mentality, plus narcissistic idiocy or ignorance facilitated by cheap phones and mobile data bills
and I'm probably too introverted and sheltered to realise just how fucked up the country I'm in really is

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>>22211883
Well said

>> No.22212039

>>22211866
I have not watched a baseball game since that shit where they boycotted for BLM for that rapist convicted wife beater who got shot while trying to kidnap and rape those black kids from the woman he beat.
I am playing out of the park baseball right now with fictional teams
>>22211990
she had another one playing twister but I think everyone noticed that

>> No.22212043

>>22211831
>if you're doing that every 10 seconds on average that's a lot of gameplay time and time when she isn't saying anything for you to react to.
I mean more when she's actually talking about stuff. If she's just playing a game without much commentary I usually say nothing or something like "nice aim!"

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>>22211510
Whenever someone talks to me IRL I usually just respond with a "haha.. y-yea" and throw in a "y-you too" for good measure.

>> No.22212072

>>22212039
When do you want to play NCAA baseball together

>> No.22212089

>>22211735
like 33 messages a second right?
I guess it'll be like twitch but without the plethora of emotes instead

>> No.22212099

>>22212072
I've never played that game

>> No.22212134

>>22211883
>This is something Gura would wear
T u T !

>> No.22212135

>>22212062
Gura go to bed.
>>22212099
shame

>> No.22212138

>>22212062
yeah.

>> No.22212154

>>22212043
Okay that makes a lot more sense

>> No.22212160
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>>22211921
its not that hard.. just pretend she's talking to you and respond like she is.

>> No.22212163

>>22211960
Based levels are off the charts.

>> No.22212169

>>22212135
is it better than mario baseball for the gamecube?

>> No.22212188

>>22211960
She played O'Canada on stream though..

>> No.22212242

>>22212188
https://files.catbox.moe/l0vzke.webm

>> No.22212243

>>22212005
Like I said, it's not just text that's the problem but rather being part of a larger chat as well. I have had her read my messages and misinterpret them, but she very rarely would notice a follow up message.

>> No.22212251

>>22212169
Fuck no lmao.

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>>22211960

>> No.22212259

>>22212062
cute

>> No.22212264

>>22212039
>she had another one playing twister but I think everyone noticed that
I did not notice that, timestamp please?

>> No.22212265

I'll never get a girl like Gura. I had a gf for 6 years and she didn't even come close to Gura cunny. It makes me depressed

>> No.22212295

>>22212264
its like right when she stands up after her match vs Kiara
>>22212251
based

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>>22212265

>> No.22212304

>>22212089
2000 messages per second would be 60 times faster. At 60 fps, it would be 33 messages per frame.
Since ytc doesn't even accommodate 30 messages at once, that means most messages would never even appear on her screen, and no message would show up for more than a frame.
I don't think ytc updates that often though so it'd be more like 1% of messages showing up and staying there for a quarter of a second only.

>> No.22212322

>>22212160
I do exactly this, it's just there are other factors when it comes to typing in a large chat compared to having an in person conversation or even small dm

>> No.22212356

>>22212295
>its like right when she stands up after her match vs Kiara
Thanks, I need to rewatch anyway so I'll add it to my notes then.

>> No.22212373

>>22210545
NTA but I am and she hasn't read one of mine yet, granted I don't comment that much

>> No.22212412

>>22212373
It's hard being a shybud.

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>>22212242
https://youtu.be/VKOxmMnMNHM?t=6183

>> No.22212485

>>22212265
Oh fuck off, at least you had a girl, and for years to boot. No girl has ever looked my way, and I'm not getting any younger.

>> No.22212520

>>22212356
https://youtu.be/r12ApuXBpPM?t=3506

>> No.22212548

>>22212485
One day brother.

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>>22212295
>its like right when she stands up after her match vs Kiara
I didn't notice her picking a wedgie, but I did notice her pushing her hair behind her back which I thought was cute

>> No.22212609

>>22212188
That's just her tipping America's hat

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Oh nyo, gura destroyed chumbuds to the point of blogposting...

>> No.22212639

>>22212570
https://youtu.be/r12ApuXBpPM?t=3531
here btw

>> No.22212646

>>22212570
https://youtu.be/r12ApuXBpPM?t=3506
I dont think it is just her panties, I think it is her pants tracker and panties, you can see the model move. Whereas the dance stream you can see her move her hips first and then pull the wedgie

>> No.22212648

>>22206334
mushrooms are amazing. they have good taste and body when done right. even like portobello burgers on occasion.

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>>22212520
Thanks. Gura wedgie has entered gura.txt.

>> No.22212677

>>22212304
by "ytc" you mean the normal youtube chat? maybe with "top chat" config instead of "live chat"? since there's also the ytc extension that filters messages and iirc Gura has set up to filter mods so she can spot holomembers in chat, I'm a bit confused
but if that is what you meant, then yeah, that's absolutely garbage. it's the same reason I don't use hyperchat despite having it installed

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>>22212265
I've been in love with girls before, but none to the level that I am with Gura.. I've never met a girl as perfect as her in my life. This includes any of the friends or coworkers that I have that are girls too

>> No.22212762

>>22212677
ytc is just short for youtube chat yeah. it's a ludicrous amount of messages and it would probably crash the chat immediately

>> No.22212786

>>22212265
Gura has ruined my perception of women. Gura is the only girl for me.

>> No.22212913

>>22212652
BIG MEATY TAIL CONFIRMED

>> No.22212960

>>22212265
Gura would act like your GF if she did become your GF wouldn't she?

>> No.22212975

>>22212786
same desu. She's not flawless but she's the perfect woman to me

>> No.22213014

>>22212786
Yeah they just dont even come close. I know I can try way harder but its literally like a needle in the haystack.

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>>22212646
naruhodo

>> No.22213195

>>22212304
the amount of data implied by 2000 messages/second is even more hilarious. using april's logs for reference, and counting usernames but not timestamps, the average chat message is about 50 bytes. at 2000 messages/second, the chat log would be more than three times the size of the audio stream.

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>>22212786
This but unironically.
I just want to find a girl like her, is that so much to ask for..

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>>22212265
Geez, I hope she dumped you after not marrying her for so long. The longest I ever dated a girl was 5 months, before I met my beloved, darling Gura.

>> No.22213328

>>22213195
So yeah, if you >>22210985 want to send a chat message every 5 seconds, I can't stop you. But please don't act like everyone doing the same as you would make her chat usable.

>> No.22213358

>>22213204
Apparently yes because I have never met a woman that came near any of my niche ass hobbies and interest and she has way too many of them in common with me.

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>>22213328
I mean I have over 200 messages read aloud in chat in total, so I'm fine if less people do what I do. More chances for me

>> No.22213502

>>22213358
They're rare but they're out there. The problem is they get snatched up almost instantly in my experience.

>> No.22213575

>>22213474
You hoard them like a moron. Mine are all crafted with love.

>> No.22213583

>>22213474
i'm surprised it's that low with how much it sounds like you chat. are you not a year+ member?

>> No.22213620

>>22213328
>>22213474
to continue though, she needs
>longer slow mode
>mods
>nightbot, and have it actually set up properly this time
>sub only mode on constantly and set to 2 week min
Also slow mode for members, if it existed. Not sure why the fuck youtube doesnt have member's slow mode as an option.

>> No.22213676

>>22213620
i agree with all these things, but i'm not going to boycott the chat simply because she hasn't implemented them.

>> No.22213714

>>22213620
>why the fuck youtube
Because its youtube

>> No.22213747

>>22213620
I want youtube to drop all the stupid twitch features they're working on and focus all their efforts on implementing a slowmode that can be set at different speed for members and greys.
Something like 20 seconds slow mode for members and 1+ minute slow mode for greys would help a lot.

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>> No.22213856

>>22213620
Yeah, not sure why these streaming platforms try to gamify everything instead of implementing things to support meaningful chat interaction.

>> No.22213876

>>22213747
yes, and they should also make it much easier for their streamers to set up stream settings profiles for things like the stream description, monetization settings, latency, and so forth, in addition to allocating something like 50% of their engineering time to addressing stability and performance problems. unfortunately google is ruled by layman product managers who think, like all layman product managers, that revenue comes from shipping flashy new features, rather than from refining the product that attracted audiences and talent in the first place.

>> No.22214058

>>22212188
She also played the star spangled banner on streamThe beginning of it. I think it was before that HoloEN Amongus stream. Oh yeah, the American flag was also displayed.

>> No.22214086

>>22213876
It's fucking retarded how youtube still hasn't implemented those functions yet despite easily having all the resources to do so

>> No.22214120

>>22212188
She's not Canadian. I can't believe there are still leafs who want to believe this

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>>22213747
they're too focused on making themselves a shitty version twitch instead of doing stuff to stand out as a streaming platform.
for example, if they really wanted they could set up a youtube watchalong feature that opens up videos for everyone in chat to see and count them as viewers or something

>> No.22214177

>>22213856
cause gamifying translates to more people spending money. that's why shit like "hype train" in twitch exists

>> No.22214223

>>22214120
I never said she was, I just said she played the song anon..

>> No.22214314

>>22213747
Social medias are too retarded to actually do that. All they do is try and steal features from whatever is currently popular like Youtube adding in tik toks.

>> No.22214343

>>22214086
it's because google incentivizes engineering to ship new products instead of maintaining or polishing old ones.
Someday they will release a chat2.0 that fixes some of the current issues but brings in more new problems for us to enjoy.

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22214409

Gura doesn't have a door in her streaming room.
Which means Gura isn't afraid of a BF yab.
Which means I have a chance to be the one to cause a BF yab.
LET'S GOOOO!

>> No.22214488

>>22214409
Yeah but me!

>> No.22214579

>>22214409
Why doesn't she just lock chubi in the bathroom?

>> No.22214622

>>22214579
no door there either

>> No.22214630

>>22214579
Kinda fucked up lmao.

>> No.22214631

>>22214579
Anon she's streaming from the bathroom

>> No.22214691

>>22212265
>I had a gf for 6 years
Why didn’t you put a baby in her, do you like burning a woman’s youth?

>> No.22214708

>>22214409
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
UNICORNBROS WW@

>> No.22214755

>>22214177
>hype train
someday i will find the product manager that cooked up that idea, and i will bash its skull with a crowbar until there is nothing left but a neck.

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>>22214708
Trying to become the "Saint with Balls" is hard

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>> No.22214876

>>22214755
There is probably not much more than a neck there already

>> No.22214887

>>22214869
Need to pat

>> No.22214936

>>22214755
Take the stick out of your ass. It's fun.

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