/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My user ledger. Point and laugh.
If you want to see yours you can DM me or Triangle.
But you wont get yours from me for the next 8 hours, I'm going to sleep.

>>22207400
give me my ledger now or ur gay

Old thread is still up.

>>22207400
Very nice Rushi purchases.

>>22207400
I'm scared of you so can you just post mine?

retards, please keep buying Rushi. I want to hop from the rushi train already

>>22207506
I see it was a rough week for you anon

>>22207967

>>22208515
>nasfaq feminine
>wallet femboys
>cute taxes
>male players
>priestess traps always
very based

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 61.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 21,469,670, a 1.12% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 330,303. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,040,310 shares, or 9.5% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 46,456 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 52):
>Nana :: +14%
>AZKi :: +10.1%
>Kanaeru :: +9.7%
>Choco :: +4.4%
>Sana & Matsuri :: +4.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 13):
>Korone :: -2%
>Ollie :: -1.6%
>Mumei :: -1.4%
>Aki :: -1%
>Reine :: -0.7%

1 coin (Pekora) had a net 0% change in volume today.
20 other coins (Okayu, Haato, Luna, Hololive, Pochimaru, Fubuki, Nabi, Coco, Kiara, Lamy, Lui, Moona, Ina'nis, Mio, Marine, Miko, Subaru, Amelia, Noel, and Kanata) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $187,441.62, which is a decrease of 0.05% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $487,795,832,214.41, which is an increase of 1.8% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $22,720.23. A total of 18 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $46,846,986,623.20 in total market value, or 9.6% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $401,802,943.68 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 38):
>Korone :: +58.2%
>Ollie :: +29.9%
>Subaru :: +26%
>Mumei :: +22.6%
>Pekora :: +22.5%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 27):
>Aqua :: -40.2%
>Polka :: -20.3%
>Towa :: -17.9%
>Choco :: -16.5%
>Baelz :: -15.8%

27 coins had a sub-4.5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $434,877,021, which is a decrease of 65.06% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $547,512,090.26 today, an increase of 21.7% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 26):
>Mel :: +14.3%
>Sana :: +9.9%
>Civia :: +4.1%
>IRyS & Kanaeru :: +3.7%
>Lui & Kronii :: +3.2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>3 coins (Civia, Laplus, Hololive) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>7 coins (Rushia, Okayu, Haato, Lui, Risu, Ina'nis, Coco) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>55 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Aqua :: $666.65 Up
>Calliope :: $565.58 Up
>Korone :: $529.43 Down
>Towa :: $386.65 Up
>Watame :: $364.99 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Pochimaru :: $5.24 Up
>Coco :: $10.56 Up
>Laplus :: $11.33 Up
>Nabi :: $12.37 Up
>Amelia :: $12.70 Up

Overall Average movement was $50.50 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $97.38 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$179.24 per hour.

Have you checked the dividend return estimate in the MOVE data? Hololive and Mori are both strong coins, giving immediate returns when purchased up to 2x (Holo) or 3x (Mori). In theory, Zeta and Kanaeru would also give good returns at 2x, but this is likely inflated due to their debut week still being in rotation.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>22210512
>Aqua :: $666.65 Up
Devil coin...

is cypherposter dead?

>>22211564
Why

>>22211595
>5 million gap from priestess
gee I don't know

>>22211622
so he's not trading or something?

Is Mogu dead?

>>22211969
mogu lives in our hearts

>>22211564
No? He's still trading.

Hosting an amq room if anyone is interested:
https://animemusicquiz.com/

Room ID: Nasfaq | PW: firefox

Feel free to use a guest account. You can add a list too to tailor the quiz, just make sure to set it to private if you care about that kind of thing.

>>22211622
Yes, Anon. The zaibatu's 'chosen one' has an unfair gap of 3-billion because they intentionally boosted him to the top. Doesn't mean Cypher is dead.

DUMP CIVIA

>>22213730
>unfair gap
cypher has been playing like crap for the past couple of months, he's that far up only because of intertia
if he started one month later he'd never reach top 10

>>22214716
you can say that about basically all of the top 20

>>22214771
there are a couple of active good players still in the top 20, like krs, haatons, triangle, or sneed, a lot of others have given up lately and are just carried by dividends like cypher

>>22214716
>Excuses
Yes, and now the Zaibatsu is going to forever be at the top from your oh-so-precious inertia. Other than changing what name is at the top, what did it really accomplish?

>>22214918
>other than completing their goal, what did it really accomplish
look i won't suck mitsumoto's dick but your point is pretty bad
and yeah, they are going to be at the top because of that inertia. unless honk adds some high risk mechanic that'll make #1 in reach again

>>22214918
I have thoroughly enjoyed puns about the mayonnaise zaibatsu.

>>22215055
>the mayonnaise zaibatsu

>>22215050
So their goal was only to pick a 'chosen one' to boost to the top? That's all? Mission accomplished I guess. Just don't be surprised when people call it out for what it is when any other player won't be able to do the same.
>>22215055
Shit, got me there.

>>22215269
not their only goal but definitely the point of boosting priestess
and due to inertia no player would have been able to beat cypher even if he straight up quit, it didn't matter if he was playing like shit or not, lost 200m per week or not, his money made money without any thought or skill
and don't be surprised when someone calls it out for what it is

>>22214918
Wasn't the whole point that everyone cried that it was impossible to climb or be number one because only time you started mattered? Then Mahindra happened and they showed that it was possible to take #1 from someone?

>>22215785
NTA, and it was possible, but holy shit did it take long. 2 months? 3 months? It was a massive project, and now the situation is even worse if someone wants to take the #1 spot. It is still possible if they out-do the Menhera Zaibatsu, but they'd need a candidate who's near the top anyways.

>>22215992
They did take a very retarded approach, why not boost mofu who was second at the time iirc or yfp instead of priestess? That shit probably added months to their retardation.

>>22215444
>Being on top of a stagnant leaderboard is only okay when we do it
Ogey, dude.
>>22215785
Yes, via discord-faggotry and auction-exploitation. Think about this: what's to stop someone from making ten million alt accounts right now and then dumping all their free money into their own personal 'chosen one'? The only difference here is that the free money is dividends and the alts are actual people, y'know?

>>22216157
They said they didn't want the easiest route when I asked them.

>>22216157
I think they said that it would feel cheap if they did it like that.

But funnelling the same amount of money to somebody lower, artificially adding weeks to the process somehow makes it valid?

>>22216187
>The only difference is something that makes the two situations completely inequivalent.
One thing is cheating since alts are forbidden, the other thing isn't even abusing game mechanics, it's simply using them. This was clearly a coordinated effort of a bunch of people with a single goal, and yeah, I wouldn't say that priestess is #1 completely out of his own merit, but he certainly represents the efforts of the entire group... which was the point in the first place.

>>22216386
If the point was to show that #1 spot can still be taken using game mechanics, then yeah. Especially if they wanted to highlight it as a group effort.

>>22216516
game mechanics like getting your friends to funnel money into you. i see

In fairness it was a pretty good chosen one, it's nice to see Priestess on top

>>22216622
>t.priestess

>>22216187
Who the fuck cares, just like there were people who admired cypher for having money as his oshi and being soulless, I admire those retards, they exploited a completly legal game mechanic and reached their goal, we also had some fun shitposting and loreposting while it happened, I could care less if it actually was Konnui boosting himself with 300 alts or Matlab niggas boosting someone, if you think your genius can make it with alts please do so we can get some new funposting.
>>22216192
>>22216231
That's dumb, but I understand.

>>22216608
>he doesn't know

>>22216639
You'd assume so, but no I'm just an oldfag who remembers the SOVL

>>22216647
I mean, I told them that too, but it's not worth arguing about and this entire timeloop is pointless, but it's gonna continue on for 50 more posts.

>>22216647
Well, (you) do, Anon. Remember that this started when I merely stated a fact. That Zaibatsu being boosted doesn't mean Cypher is dead. Are you trying to argue against that?

>>22216912
NTA but he's definitely not dead. He's still spending a lot of money.

I don't know if I like money anymore

>>22216912
Oh well, that's what I get for jumping into a conversation without reading the original post, no I don't think Cypher is dead, why would he be dead? That's dumb.

me neither you want my money

I don't like money either, I just like my oshi

>>22218729
Do not use gosling for bumps

>>22218729
Fuck you

>>22218729
>see gosling post
>Immediately check if Ame is streaming
kek

>>22218729
IRyStocrast-chama?!?

Eh its none of our jobs to judge someone's goal or how they reached it.
This isn't a competitive game, there is no prize at the end of the day. This is a game created for a community, by a community. Have fun with it. I mean I'm kind of a newfag at least compared to all of you but I still enjoy it. You should too, otherwise it no longer becomes a game.

If it helps you cope. you can filter out everyone with the [造] tag if you think thats soulless or w.e. It honestly doesn't matter.

>>22219341
Pagi!

What the hell happened to Civia the last month or so? Does she need a nerf?

>>22219816
Rushia is going to make Civia look like a penny stock.

>>22219816
People realized that if they want a large number of Civia stocks, they need to buy sooner rather than later.

>>22219816
Civia doesn't adjust so she's tied to people buying her or selling her, she also has low volume so her price moves fast!
In this case it's pretty much Tako Instruments looking to bait people into buying her and making him money, it would be interesting to see his ledger but I doubt he'd share it. He has been buying Civia x10 for at least the past 10 days, I couldn't tell you if it will pay off as I'm not really good with inflation but since not many people care about Civia as they do Rushia its definitely a gamble, smart ones should probably buy Civia and take advantage of him, if you weren't doing it already that is.

>>22220815
I started 3xing her around 33k, about the time it started. Glad I did. Still think its going to rise to 100k.

>>22219816
I've been buying civia since I started the game. feels good...

When can we rob the broker?

>>22221666
Satan-chama...
>>22221923
Nice soundpost. Fix your damn filename so I can hear it.

>>22222222
IT'S A SIGN
BUY AME

>>22223668
>Fix your damn filename
How about I fix that mouth of yours Chu~

If you'd come to terms with the fact that liking cute femboy nasfaq gfs isn't gay, maybe you'd be #1 like me

>>22224163
Shut up Priestess, I'll kick your ass

>>22224432
>Touching priestess's ass
What are you apart of his harem?

>>22224681
I am most certainly not, but this brat is begging for a beating

>>22196791
i dont know how i still did well i was out of money for 6/7 days but i guess, so was everyone else
based multi-level marketing taking the tax pill, join us, feel it through you, you know it to be true.
>>22201737
i need kurokami to fucking bite me, just rag fucking chunks out of my skin like a hungry animal protectively guarding its tasty bone

>>22223803
>2hu posting

>>22223803
rumia is the superior 2hu

>>22224938
anon you want to spank me? that's kinda gay bro

>>22225684
If it's necessary, I will

>>22225895
remember , for noelposters a tiny shota cock is a bonus, youre not safe from molestation theyre going to bully it

Stop with the cringe posting, it's shitting up the thread

night, /nasfaq/!

>>22225979
Shit this up cunt

I dreamt of Kiara's roommateshe isn't wasn't even my oshiWE WERE SO HAPPY BROS WHATS WRONG WITH ME

Hello there.
Content.

Nasfaq feeling kinda alive right now....I'm scared wtf is happening

>>22226923
We're not quite alive
We're not quite dead
You could say we're UnAlive.

>>22226301
I fucking love the stack market, bros

>>22226301
I prefer the stacked market

(ANNOUNCEMENT)

The returns report archive has been updated
https://rentry.org/ReturnsReport

>>22224163
Faggot
>>22226118
Congratulations, you're straight

>>22214716
tampa started several months after the game's launch and yet he's in the top 20 now and rising. Remember that Mogu used to be the top player

>>22231034
Triangle's a better example

>>22220387
this. I want 10k every coin and I cant afford it with these civia prices anymore. I should have started buying sooner

>>22226301
i fucking love stack market bros

>>22207626
yeah, thats what a week's worth of 8x looks like

>>22224163
name 3 nasfaq femboys

>>22232152
nta
Avarice, Xylo, Joe

>>22232207
im not a femboy

>>22232299
Oh yeah sorry you were a fujo right

>>22232299
First stage is Denial, then it's Bargaining, and at the end it's acceptance.

Can you guys stop being gay for one second and sell your Ame to me? thanks.

i cannot understand the fact that people actually are faggots on a board about a site about exploiting women for money

There are no w*men on nasfaq. Can't even get My Hero Academia and Black Butler right

>>22232546
Our AI overlords now hold all the Ame reserve.

>>22231302
when did they start

Progress is slow.

will this run even when the phone's asleep? Will it run on background mode?

>>22233439
A bit after me, IIRC

Which updates are coming or planned? Will they make the game fun again?

>>22234407
next planned update is nasfaq battle royale mode

>>22234441
Isnt that just normal nasfaq?

>>22234452
but with a special ingredient. seasons

>>22234477
Hope itll make the game fun

>>22234477
isn't that just returns report?

>>22234592
nasfaq, as its core, is that mobile idle game that gives dopamine in seeing small numbers become big numbers with cure anime girl, new update will be related to make numbers go up faster, so pls expect stuff accordingly.

>>22226301
I fucking love Stack market bros.

>>22233439
Account created on 23rd of June, started trading seriously with the IRyS IPO on 9th of July.

>>22234610
It might be, although you have to remember that the most competitive part of the RR is trading, which still does depend a little on net worth - traders with low net worth might not be able to completely max out of all the trades during the week, and those with extremely high net worth might be forced to spend money on bad deals.

>>22233495
I assume you're developing a mobile client? Quite ambitious especially if it could run without the app being actively open.

>>22234957
Nta but im expecting for functions that will let me waste more money

We need a return of that guy who'd post leaderboards without hidden wallets, but he filters the cringebatsu too.

>>22236724
He's inside the cringebatsu...

>>22236724
anon I....

>>22236724
got bad news4u

ohhhh i need to shit

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

oh i came while shitting

Ohhhh nasfaq gf

ohhhhh my depression is getting worse

why the fuck do you retards keep typing "ohhhh" what does that even mean!

>>22238705
oooooh sex

>something came up that needs me to be away for 2 more hours
>left my pc open selling

is this the biggest sora spike in ages? it might just be

>>22238951
I've been buying sora dips for the last several months, I think this is the time I can finally sell

green day... feels so good.
although I hate making liquid.

grug take the wheel

honk, adding literal indie who coins to manipulate update when?

how's my retardation?

>>22239381
after they add actual other chuubas that matter and aren’t complete nobodies

beat this retarded posters

>>22239484
but i want to see a nobody chuuba all smiles thinking they gmi then realize they are just a plaything for numbers simulator to pnd in a mongolian basket weaving forum, we can't do that to an actual chuuba.

>>22239562
there isn’t enough active players and those willing to participate for such a thing

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 26)
>Gura :: $13,895.97
>Botan :: $12,344.55
>Amelia :: $11,951.60

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 39)
>Laplus :: -$8,849.85
>Suisei :: -$8,450.48
>Pekora :: -$6,160.92

Overall Average Adjustment is $414.79
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,646.17
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,739.47

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and stay rootin' & tootin'.

Ame never goes down, only up

>>22239805
Kind of like the opposite of sora, sora never goes up, only down
except today

>green day
You can't do this to me. I needed this red day. You know how much I sacrificed?!

if ame goes up tomorrow can I start yelling easy mode at teamates?

>>22239441
>buys
Not much to say here, those are pretty good buys. You could get away with 2x on matsuri and mio for an hour or so maybe, same with peko. Up your lamy to 2x or 3x, she is good today. Aqua, Choco, and Flare on 1x are also okay, but not as good as your present purchases.
10x laplus is acceptable, but i would lower her to 9x or 8x soon.

>sells
Lower marine unless you have a lot or are expecting her to go down soon. You can probably 0 out on sora if you up her multisell to 3x or 4x, you do the math for that.

>>22241312
>but hpg

>>22239441

>>22241830
>Selling Towa

>>22239670

point, laugh, etc.

>>22241830
>selling Towa
Why are you retarded? She is the new meta coin. You are just making things harder for yourself by selling her.

>>22242890
I'm more retarded

>>22242890
Surprisingly little Rushia investment. Are you bearish on her?

>>22242976
by what metric do you consider towa meta, if its by divs i dont care, if its cause it spikes alot yes, youre supposed to sell on the spike

>>22243158
I bought her to 4444 when termination was announced and have not touched her since

>>22243174
It's just people shitposting

towa is pregnant, prepare for a hiatus

>>22244310
Yeah, with me

>>22244310
yeah, with me

>>22244310
yeah, with me

>>22242890
interesting korone purchases

>>22244398
is that image moving or is it just me? I swear it's breathing.

>>22244504
I wish it was moving...

>>22244040
Its not shit posting if it is true and we believe in it.

>>22244885
You can only post this now since it's a tournament arc and Towa's numbers always get buffed then plus it's the most high profile team yet, just wait till after.

>>22245046
I will never stop

Fuck Towa it's all about IRyS

>>22245231
Towa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Irys

>>22245308
my dick --------> your bussy

>>22245308
Please don't use my oshi to shitpost about her baby.

>>22246014
>Pink eye color
Whos going to tell twowoawa.........

>>22245231
hope is descending onto my waiting dick

>>22246641
>All of that food

>>22246641

>>22246839
>sees copious amounts of food
>cums
nenep

>>22245231
It’s kinda sad how Irys is known to be a horny vtuber rather than a vsinger

>>22247451
I was referring to the suisex, but yeah that food looks pretty good

>>22247476
Huh? she sings?

>>22247851
Especially in bed.

>>22246641
Holy FUCK I NEED to fuck Suisexy now

>>22246641
Joe looks like this?

>>22250480
Nah, Joe looks like this

>>22236724
there you go

>>22250724
>not removing bread
He doesn't know.

>>22250724
>No Tower
>No Konnui
>No TummyErotic
>No Mogu
Soulless

>>22250804
I know, but he doesn't have the sigil of their people.

>>22251079
>he

>>22251079
>he

>>22251079
>he

>>22251079
>they

>>22251079
>people

>>22251079
>know

besides priestess who has the biggest nasfaq harem

ur mom

>>22252348
The knezoku

>>22252444

>>22252348
I have a rrat that I'm almost sure of
NenePro has the largest harem but he's building it in secret

>>22252653
it's true, i'm in it

>>22252653
>>22252774
I'm also in it, this rrat is true

>>22252653
All true
>>22252774
He's not in it

>>22252348
>priestess has an harem
that fag couldn't get bussy not even if he went full sugar daddy
>>22252444
shut up

>>22252889
>not in it

>>22252925
ESL here, but isn't that the wrong usage of a/an?

Chances of Rushia going 100k EOY?

>>22253070
idk I just go with whatever sounds better

Mori? More like easy mode.

>>22252961
Nothing personnel

>>22253138
>>22253070
If the next word after "a" starts with a vowel, you typically use "an".
>A ruse
>An elaborate ruse
As with everything in English, there are exceptions, but these are usually due to loan words or weird holdovers from Latin.
>A eulogy for anon's wallet. Eulogy's root word is the Latin word "logia", which starts with a constonant, explaining why "eulogy" is an exception.
>A hidden wallet, an unknown wallet, but a wallet that should be mourned nontheless.
Hope this helps.

Not today. My will is like iron.

>>22253336
I'm jealous, anon got BBB-sensei'd...

>>22253371
please respond to them so you get off my case thanks

>>22253371
thats pretty hard. almost as hard as the vibrator in your ass

>>22253138
but it doesn't sound better you dumb fuck

>>22253556
Why are you posting pictures of yourself? Isn't this self-doxx?!

>>22253270
>>22253371
>3.72% difference between mori and second in divs
ezmode

>>22253608
it does?

>>22253624
Shhh

>>22253703
to a dog tongue like yours sure

Everyone always wants a tako gf but never a nousagi...

>>22253070
Use a before consonants or semiconsonant sounds, an before vowels
>>22253336
Small nitpick: Your explanation is wrong. Eulogy is not an exception, as it starts with the semiconsonant /j/ (/ˈjuː.lə.dʒi/) and "a" is used before consonants. Same thing happens with university, it uses "a" cause it starts with a consonant (/ˌjuː.nJˈvɜː.sə.ti/).
>hidden
starts with /h/ (consonant), so "a"
>unknown
starts with /ʌ/ (vowel), so "an"
>wallet
starts with /w/ (semiconsonant), so "a"

>>22253864
Make a case for why I'd want a nousagi gf, kon.

>>22253865
HOLY SHIT BBB GOT BBB'ED

>>22253864
not enough supply

>>22253864
The only Nousagi, as cute as he is, is already taken...

>>22253864
those lips put nigger lips marty to shame man
nousagis must suck some mean dick, like they hadnt eaten in 4 days and given this tube of nothing but semen and they have to suck every last drop of nutrients out of it

I thought the necromancer coin was gonna rug
what

>>22253865
Thanks for the clarification. I know some stuff from my time as a teacher, but the deeper intricacies of the English language still elude me.
>>22253956
I know everything, except the things I don't.

>>22254273
This only reminds me that Choco-sensei will never berate and correct me when I make some kind of mistake in her class... why live...

>>22254014
I'll become a nousagi again then... All I need is a peko hat.

>>22254107
thinking about sucking dick makes u horny to?

>>22254680
check the auction house

rank the nasfaq fanbases based on which ones make the best nasfaq gfs

>>22254680
>>22254737
>spaget is buying the hat for a mil
ohnonono

>>22254814
fandeas
kenzoku
takos

ANY HAG LOVERS

SELLING A MIO HAT TO HAG LOVERS

>>22255047
You will keep it and become the mommy you are

>>22255078
Im a hag enjoyer not a hag

>>22255116
shut up old man

>>22255116
If you post in this thread, you're either an oldhag or a newhag. The only exception is bread, a Japanese loli.

>>22254814
i could be your nasfaq father
eat your greens son or no icecream for you

>>22255047
if it's a Mio's Ear Hat just list it and ill buy it

>bread will never call you princess
It's not fair bros

>>22254273
NTA but that's how I was taught to remember it too. "Vowel sound" = an. It's why you say "an honor" because "honor" is pronounced "onner".

It's also why you hear weird shit like "an historic" even when people VERY clearly say HISS-toric - they're keeping some kind of weird ancient pronunciation of "historic" in mind for using "an" but...not fucking saying it that way. Some people will "properly" say "an-istoric" but they're still cock gobblers for doing it in the first place.

Bless you, AP Lang/Comp teacher. You put up with so much of my shit and taught me a great deal.

>>22257088
>Some people will "properly" say "an-istoric" but they're still cock gobblers for doing it in the first place
You can't just call out half of Bongland like that

>>22255914
It's listed

>>22257160
I think I just did.

and yes, I am aware it could be confused for "ahistoric". Except when the fuck would or could you ever say something like "This is truly ahistoric moment." It's grammatically incorrect to begin with, context dictates that you mean "This is truly a historic moment." Consider this is a free pass for anyone saying weird edge-case shit like "this is an historic analysis"

>>22257088
>22253865 anon here. It's true the h in honour it's not pronounced so it goes with "an". Regarding your spoiler though, saying an historic is incorrect when pronouncing the /h/, but you should keep in mind that in some dialects of English the /h/ sound at the beginning of words is dropped. If you drop the /h/ sound then things like "an 'istoric", "an 'ospital", etc. are all fine, as the words now DO begin with a vowel.

>>22257270
Good riddance

>>22257358
Perhaps I backpedaled too hard into dissing bongs. I'm explicitly shitting on American news anchors who do it to sound smart and end up sounding like twats with shit like an HISS-toric moment.
"Hospital" is a whole can of worms on its own, Bongs use it completely differently. "He's gone to hospital". Burgers always use "the" before hospital.

>>22257437
Oh, I was not aware that was a thing in American news.

>Page 10

Oh no I missed adjustment

Is there a way to control the trades your pc is doing with another device?
Lets say I want to stop buying a certain coin or selling it to 0 while I'm outside.
I tried using another pc but it just buys the coin back when I try selling it in the other pc. Because I'm staying somewhere else for a week where I won't be able to use a pc 24/7 and I left my pc idle at home with the auto trader turned on. It was a sudden plan.

>>22263104
Remote desktop in, or figure out how to get a google sheet working with the API without bogging the site.

>>22263104
Scream at honk to finally implement a server side trader

>>22263104
If you know the holosesh you can log the session out. But I understand most people do not keep a copy of it, so I can't help with that.

>>22263197
I don't have a way to connect with my pc at home and to set it up with a remote connection.
>>22263242
I don't think that will fix my problem since it's trading in another place.
>>22263251
I don't have a copy of it...

>>22263431
if honkler implements as a server side trader he'll most likely clear all the sessions after it goes live, so nothing will be messed up (thus stopping your pc from trading), I'm pretty sure there is an api call for that (or at least there was when I looked around a long time ago), just liked he killed all the sessions to finally end the haatonsheet arc

>>22263431
Server-side trader would actually help you since you'll be able to control your trades anywhere without being desktop dependent

>>22263654
>>22263783
So the only way to save my trades is honk killing the sessions...

>>22264030
pray for a sudden electricity cut or restart

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>22264212
>19:00:00

>>22264212

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 21,614,127, a 0.67% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 332,525. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,059,133 shares, or 9.53% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 46,670 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 48):
>Kanaeru :: +8.3%
>Laplus & Aqua :: +6.3%
>Melfissa :: +5.2%
>Nana :: +4.2%
>Zeta :: +4.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 17):
>Korone :: -2.8%
>Shion :: -2.7%
>Ollie :: -2.3%
>Botan :: -2%
>Sora & Mumei :: -1.4%

2 coins (Risu, Gura) had a net 0% change in volume today.
24 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $200,475.57, which is an increase of 6.95% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $539,678,357,318.64, which is an increase of 10.64% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $24,968.78. A total of 17 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $63,687,521,705.57 in total market value, or 11.80% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $423,835,471.80 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 47):
>Botan :: +47.5%
>Towa :: +37.4%
>Shion :: +36.1%
>Calliope :: +34.7%
>Gura :: +33.5%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 18):
>Pekora :: -14.1%
>Laplus :: -12.5%
>Mio :: -9.7%
>Mumei :: -9%
>Korone :: -8.7%

24 coins had a sub-4.5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $216,654,454, which is a decrease of -50.18% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $612,512,345.88 today, an increase of 11.90% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 19):
>Mel :: +12.5%
>Kanaeru :: +3.5%
>Calliope :: +2.8%
>Iofi :: +2.2%
>Moona :: +1.9%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Civia, Rushia, Moona, Polka, Calliope) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>9 coins (Chloe, Okayu, Kronii, Ayame, Fubuki, Fauna, Kiara, Coco, Mel) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Mumei) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value. What's her plan?
>50 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Laplus :: $611.00 Up
>Botan :: $467.71 Down
>Suisei :: $423.02 Up
>Aqua :: $307.95 Up
>Sora :: $306.83 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Pochimaru :: $1.92 Up
>Moona :: $2.83 Up
>Noel :: $3.37 Down
>Koyori :: $6.28 Down
>Polka :: $8.15 Up

Overall Average movement was $27.28 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $103.38 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$132.17 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

Don't everyone comment at once.

>>22268042
Sorry, too invested in laughing at the global chat with my nasfaq gf.

tfw no cute id nasfaq gf

tfw when Ame is not streaming

>>22271411
Buy Ame to make the pain go away

Can I buy pain to make ame go away?

can someone explain the hag meme to me
are the characters roommates over 25 or are the characters given the old age.
i dont care much to dig into the lives of roommates.

>>22271876
Roommates are Christmas cakes

>>22271876
25<x<30 = Christmas cake
30<x = Hag
This WEBM illustrates the concept rather nicely.

die

>>22275137
No.

>>22275361
You are stuck with me forever!

How many Robosa do we have in the Market?

https://de.catbox.moe/27frg1.ogg

>>22275524
Kon-trol yourself anon, this tako obsession is unhealthy

>>22211564
I'm not not playing
But there are, uh, extenuating factors

>>22282732

>>22280189
At least 2

nightRys, /nasfaq/!

>>22284596
>Cypher got caught in the Elden Cage.
Am I the only person on the entire fucking internet not playing this game

>>22285988
Poltato PC here and a general disdain for any game more "fantasy" setting-ed than Zelda. You are not alone.

Ame general is a shit hole

>>22285988
Nope, I haven't played any Souls game, but might pick up Bloodborne; but I'm pobre right now. I have to buy more RAM, by PC goes black screen when I play Apex.

>>22286206
>PC goes black screen when I play Apex.
That's just it's natural defence mechanism kicking in.

I lost everything.

>>22288421
Null-chan?!

>>22288421
You good anon?

>>22285988
I'm more into autism-inducing games

Ooohhh tight

>>22291275
go mr.wizard go!!

>>22291275
aaaa my favorite newfag and my favorite sheet nerd who do i root for

>>22292960
I'd root for the mesugaki

>>22292960
>favorite newfag
Avarice
>favorite sheet nerd
Avarice

>>22293188
I dont remember making this post

>>22293188
this is the most low test post on /vt/ in months

>>22293370
I do agree but why did you quote the most based post of the thread

>>22280189
me

>>22293188
>t. ava-chan
Stop being so insecure and let me love you

>>22293140
Damn bratty trader...! ! ! Sheet correction is needed...

congratulations broker for the fucking 50 B tax. tax break when?

>>22291275
LETS GO SHIONYO LETS GO
realest mf I know

Ohhhh I have to ...drive.

ohhhh i need to shit

>>22296226
>he drives

Ooooooh I have to go to cum

Morning Review in next bread. Baking now.

K

NEW BREAD
>>22296541
>>22296541
>>22296541
MIGRATE WHEN READY

>>22296351
yeah how else will I get away from the hoes