/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

stfu

...MISS...

*cums*

>>22080249
>I'm gonna shiiiiiiiitt!!!

>>22080249

you just know

FAUNA!

>>22080249
I what? I WHAT??

Quality thread

I miss /uuu/

just finished watching the archive of the karaoke. it was so good oh my god

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Cum on you

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>>22086791
I'd drop a max aka supa for an hour long stream of Ame beating up Fauna

>>22086670
*squeebs on you*

>>22085842
Why is there always a delay between the backing track and her vocals? It's so hard to listen to

Also no reverb fuck

>>22086908
>Also no reverb fuck
Why would you want anything that would filter Faunas perfect voice. Do you want autotune ASMR too, fucking freak.

https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1512634647334768648

I'M GONNA SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB

I want to sniff fauna's stinky vegan shits so badly holy FUCK

>>22087021
Because that's how fucking karaoke works. The reverb helps make it sound more like a performance and the singer's vocals less dry (especially since Fauna's closet must have foam for optimal ASMR recording), especially when the backing track sounds like garageband.

>>22087205
That's me at the bottom by the way

I wonder what Fauna's vocal coach thinks about her. I wonder if she actually believes Fauna has any potential, if she feels silly mastering her craft and seeing some girl who can't sing at all getting more than she can imagine

>>22087448
If I were to be hired to teach a plant how to sing I wouldn't give a shit as long as I'm getting paid.

Watching the vod and her rendition of famous last words is killing me. This is Ame tier bad, jeez.

>>22087205
Did Twitter undo their shitty rule about needing an account to view lewds?

>>22088291
It depends on first if the account got picked up as lewd, or if they marked themselves as lewd. A lot of accounts pass by without either.

Why are Fauna fans such submissive and breedable boytoys?

>>22088010
She is worse than Ame, she is Noel tier.

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>>22088862
it's called soul. As long as she has fun singing I will enjoy it.

>>22088973
She can sing as badly as she wants, but at least get familiar with how the song sounds first. For example, it ends tonight she sings like shit as well but she knows how the song goes so it's top tier enjoyment

>>22085417
what happened??

>>22089113
I will agree that she should listen to the songs she’s going to sing beforehand.

>>22088719
>tfw no saptwink bf

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>>22089228
kronies please return to your cell

I miss my wife...

green woman good

I FISS MAUNA!

Fauna's karaoke made me fall for her even more.

>>22088010
>ame tier bad
shes not even that bad anymore kek

>>22089294
I will take a qt saptwink as a bf and you can't stop me

>>22087205
How does this guy posts an creative lewd per hour??

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>>22096834
squeeeb

I really like the fact that Fauna nurtured such a fanbase. She is a sweet girl and deserves all the success that she's got. And saplings are cute. And yeah I know I know reddit post blah blah go fuck your mother I have the right to be positive once in a while on this board.

>>22080292

Fauna was a mistake. Look at these saptwinks

>>22080249
FAUFAU.....

>>22098364
/uuu/ is the positivity and occasional self improvement board. Anyone who criticizes it doesn't belong

>>22098599
More like saptwonks. I'm gonna bust your asshole open Kromie

>>22088719
Because fauna has mommy / onee-san energy and I dig that. I want her to cradle me and put me to sleep

>>22096741
This is my fleshlight, as part of Fauna's special merch

>>22098858
Best thing about it is that you don't even get blogposts about it, humble saplings.

>>22088719
Kronies are all male (schizophrenic)
Brats are all horny breeders
Saplings are submissive mommy boys and some girls
Hoomans are all female
Sanalites don't exist

>>22100173
Hoomans being all women is bs.

how could i NOT miss?

How is Fauna's singing so bad? It's more than just her voice, sometimes it's like she's just talking rather than singing.

>>22100611
She apparently can't raise her voice. But yeah all her singing is just her talking basically.

>>22088010
i went to check on this and its so bad its funny as fuck, the asmr mic sending the sound in a different direction with every head tilt too jesus

>>22100611
Like ame, both made the mistake of not using their real voices. Now they have to struggle trying to sing on a range that is unnatural for them.

>>22101038
Some of these chuubas need to give up their obsession with keeping their fake voices, especially when they sound better using their natural voice. I haven't heard Fauna break character when it comes to the voice though, so is it possible that's just her voice?

>>22087205
nice

>>22101193
Neither have i, nor i am enough of a doxxfag to dig further, but i suspect her voice goes deeper, it must.

>>22101193
Fauna once said "my real voice is not this pleasant". Her in character voice is just fine. I just wish she got rid of that giggle every 5 seconds.

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>>22101193
As someone who has been accidentally exposed to Fauna's past life (thanks Susan, I hate you), I can say even there she had the exact same voice, no changes whatsoever.
I am starting to think that is her real voice. Uncommon to have such a high pitch, but it can be real. Just rare.

>>22101701
>my real voice is not this pleasant
Well now I want to hear it more. Girls with voices 1 octave below a high pitch anime girl complain that their voice is unsexy.

>>22101763
Gura's real voice is hot as hell, wish we could hear Fauna's...

>>22101732
concur, one of my students has that kind of voice and when I heard it for the first time she immediately became "girl with the ASMR voice" to me

>>22102534
Anon have you ever tried asking if one of your students are vtubers? You could groom them you know?

>>22102534
Uh, oji-san?

Her real voice is a bit lower than her usual stream voice but the cadence is the same

>>22102773
Go back, Fauna.

>>22102610
students are for nurturing into better people and successful adults
>>22102615
I'm actually just 24, funnily enough because I teach college students. Sometimes they make me feel much older than I actually am though

>>22080249
MISS ZETA

>>22102893
Leave.

>>22102893
based

>>22102893
but my aim is getting better!

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>>22102773
But she used the exact same voice in her PL, are you sure she's faking it?

>>22102891
Even better anon. Have you read those teacher x student mangas? I recommend domekano

>>22103154
>domekano
Yuck.
I recommend him Kodomo no Jikan, the most based teacher-student anime out there

>>22103231
That manga can't decide what it's message is. Constantly showing you cunny doesn't make up for half assed writing.

>>22103231
This.

>>22103231
Sorry anon I haven't really read any mangas since watching Vtubers and I only ever watched generic harem stuff.

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>>22103231
I have read some of them, my favorite is probably this one

surprisingly wholesome considering it involves a male teaching at an all girls school kinda accurate to me actually because I've taught multiple sections where all the students were girls and it's clear the author did his homework in regards to what it's like to work in research

give it a shot

>>>/a/

>>22103675
Please groom them anon, I'm begging you.

Looks like the real chumpedos were the saplings we made along the way

>>22103675
For me it's the Ethics teacher manga. Surprisingly good, the first few chapters are a bit too on the nose but afterwards it's surprisingly compelling. No teacher-student romance at all but just a cool (and hot) teacher teaching his students how to be better people

>>22088010
Not an active fan of fauna, but it really seems to me like mic issues. Music too quiet, voice too loud, and like another anon said, its an asmr mic so it picks up on way too much sound. No echo or anything either, she really should redo things under better conditions

>>22101701
>shit that never happened

>one of the most over-promoted vtuber that exists
>making millions per year
>never streams
lazy, entitled, boring

>>22104161
>he didn't pay attention
adhdchama...

>>22098216

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

>>22104175
>>>/vt/morig

>>22104175
>Fauna
>over-promoted
whats??

>>22103787
quite frankly if you become a teacher to groom students then you shouldn't be a teacher. plus once you see how students can act once a grade or something else is at stake it's pretty easy to not be attracted to them even if they're attractive physically. it's like going out with a girl you think is cute only to find out she's actually kind of a bitch and it's not really gonna work out.
>>22103867
seems interesting, I'll give it a shot. thanks for the rec

I'm a bit worried about her original song, but I have some hope because Noel was able to make it work. Hopefully Fauna can pull it off too.

>>22104279
She's one of the 11 hololive english vtubers who are the most over-promoted vtubers that exist. They're so lazy they stream like 15 hours a week while they make millions of dollars a year.

There's hundreds of vtubers out there that work their ass off for 10k subs and work a part time job to support themselves, who stream more than Fauna does. You expect me to care for this person? She's lazy, she's entitled. She doesn't deserve what she has.

>>22080249
https://youtu.be/SzAOQ8BAGdg?t=2196
Saplings is this true?

>>22104354
If you don't care about her, why are you posting?

>>22104354
another thing to love about Hololive is that, not only Nijinogs seethe at them but there are also Indie beggars, while Nijinogs are more fun to be mocked, Indie beggars aren't so bad either.

I love this board for providing my entertainment needs. seethe to the cope to the mald, if you will. while the CORPO OVERLORD looks down at you with disgrace.

>>22104354
(You) retard

>>22104548
>can't tell it's a 2view seething
How new.

>>22104354
No one in this life deserves anything. I see it as winning the lottery. It catapulted her from 2 to 4-5 digit viewers instantly and being able to make a living out of it. I sometimes get jelly too about how much money they make too while I have to bust my ass off trying to make do with my cards in life, but honestly when it's something out of your control there's no point in seething about it. Some people just get lucky and all you can really do is be prepared for when (You) get lucky too. In this case, they wanted a soft spoken ASMR girl for their newer EN gen, and she was at the right place and the right time when the audition happened.

Everyone gets lucky once in a while, but you have to seize those chances. Maybe the next video you make will go viral, or maybe by some chance you CV will land you a job you didn't expect to land at all. In the end all you can do is keep doing your reps so that you are ready when the chance comes.

>>22104964
>being able to make a living out of it
More than a living. More like, buying private jets.
>Some people just get lucky
Some people are lazy, entitled, and over-promoted. And boring too
>they wanted a soft spoken ASMR girl for their newer EN gen
There are other people who do this better than she does.
>you have to seize those chances
By never streaming or working at all.

Basically hololive fans are zealous brand-worshippers that will watch pretty much anything that is put in front of them. You don't have to be particularly good, or work particularly hard. You have the brand name. People are dumb and tribalistic so they watch.

>replying to themselves

>>22104354
I love that council hasn't even existed a year yet you're retarded enough to say this anyway

>>22105195
Just shows how few fauna antis there truly are. It's great

>>22105149
>Everyone else is wrong why can't they see how great I am after all I have a great personality and make great content unlike all these lazy, entitled cuts

You could be a holo and I still wouldn't watch you, you cunt. Same reason I stopped watching the overly judgemental holos already.

>>22105149
I get you're a seething 2view but accusing Fauna of all people of not streaming proves you're an idiot. You are talking about a girl who apologized about not streaming as much even though the week prior she had streamed nearly every day. Since you obviously don't watch Fauna, the only reason she hasn't been streaming as much is because she's dealing with her moving situation.

>>22105149
Seething 2view is a music to my ears. Hope you never make it cunt and the only highlight of your career is a 50$ superchat from one of your "whales".

>>22105324
And these aren't even fauna specific antis of holoEN as a whole. They exhausted their bait towards fauna in the first month so now they got nothing on her beyond being a holo instead of a niji or staying indie.

>>22105391
I just checked. This past week she streamed for 10 hours.

I know vtubers who stream 40 hours a week.

>>22100853
>But yeah all her singing is just her talking basically
I actually like that because when she sings a romantic song it's like she's confessing to me.

>>22105475
Quality > quantity

Once you learn it's about content and not numberfagging, you'll open up to her>>22105475

>>22105475
What part of "dealing with her moving situation" do you not understand?

>>22105471
I love it. Fauna's one of the few that's managed to do so genuinely well and put effort in where it's just a waste of time to even anti her.

>>22105541
Anon this person works 10 hours a week. Maybe 15 hours a week if you include meetings behind the scenes.

I just checked Elira's channel. She streamed 47 hours last week. And that doesn't include the time she spent on other people's channels without streaming.

>>22105568
I'd recommend stop replying to the schizo. No amount of arguing while convince him, just enjoy the fact we have a great holo to watch while he seethes in threads.
Also, I can't wait for her premiere tonight.

>>22105599
They'd do better attacking mori.

>>22105676
Those are a great 10 hours of stream time, I recommend you close vt and tune in!

>>22105676
Oh look, he's a nijinigger. Start using Selen pictures so we can tell you're retarded before posting.

>>22105742
But... I am sapbeat...

Damn guys, you're still replying to the retard

>>22105676
Do you also realize that some of these girls dont have streaming as their only job? Should someone with a steady job just NOT ever join a big company just because they cant stream 5 hours a day?

>>22105799
Well, sucks to be you.

>>22105840
As fun as his meltdowns are, stop feeding the nijinigger. All that matters to them are stream stream stream muh hours

>>22105801
This isn't /uuu/ so it's fine.

>>22105799
Me too!

>>22105845
Fauna is a deadbeat, too, you know.

>>22105840
Fauna made $70,000 in superchats in 2021, and she only streamed for 4 months that year. Superchats barely matter, they're hardly even 10% of her income. She makes most of her money on merch sales, which is probably why she doesn't feel the need to stream, the money is rolling in anyway.

>>22105969
>if you don't like her friends you're not a real sapling
Get new bait, retard.

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>>22105676
Her PL's twitch channel was already inclining a lot in the months before she got into Hololive, you realize that right? Fauna would have ended up successful no matter what.

>>22106387
I never said you had to like her friends. But if you're saying "sucks to be you" to a sapbeat, the same applies to Fauna.

Do you think the schizo actually keeps up with streamers and what's going on or does he just get all his info from here? Gotta wonder

>>22106387
oh it's you again

>>22106666
What's up satan, did you come here to claim the schizo's soul?

>>22106751
Numberfags don't have souls, anon. They're mindless number crunching machines that spit out formulaic answers at the end. I need to look elsewhere for soul harvesting

>>22106604
These are some fine mental gymnastics you're displaying here.
>>22106731
I'm always here, i keep /uuu/ bumped when everyone else is busy.

>>22106833
The number we're looking at in this thread is her streaming time. And we're finding it to be very low

aieeeeeeeee not the numbers

>>22106885
We don't have an /uuu/ at the moment. Maybe start one a bit before the premiere?

>>22106885
So you were gaslighting all this time about you not existing then?

>>22106970
The usual breadbaker will take care of it i presume.

>>22106885
What mental gymnastics? Fauna is a deadbeat, so anything you say about deadbeats would apply to Fauna. That's just how it is.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if she's posted about Calli on /vt/ before.

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>>22107095
still a few hours to go, and based on the /uuu/ that was made before the karaoke we'll probably burn trough 300 posts right away for an asmr

>>22107147
Stop being a retard. Fauna has and never ever liked Mori. Fuck off cuckbeat.

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>>22107147
It's honestly amusing how retarded both of you are

>>22107147
Fauna is most likely to be a chumbud than a deadbrap

>>22107281
Fuck off deadcuck

>>22107211
You can look up her PL name alongside "deadbeat", you'll be surprised.

>>22107211
Oh, so you don't actually watch Fauna.

>>22107408
I know a lot more about you than you ever will be. Go back to sucking Connor's cum out of your oshi's cunt.

>>22107408
what's there to watch?

>>22107301
She's both

>>22107211
Don't put shit in my oshis mouth, thanks.

>>22107450
Stop acting like everybody likes your whore, deadbeat. She's a negative to hololive as a whole and the sooner Yagoo realizes it the better.

>>22107433
>I know a lot more about you than you ever will be.
What? Do you want to try that again?

>>22107471
Deadbeat? I must be confused on the argument if that's what you think I am kek

Either way enjoy getting upset at holos and failing to ever make a dent I guess

>>22107529
That is what you are. That's the only type of person that would say that Fauna would like even though it's been clear that she doesn't fucking like her or her fucking Trash Taste orgy party.

>>22107078
I don't even know what you're talking about, i just bump, make fun of seethesapling and destroy the voicepussy poster when he's around.

>>22107601
Fuck off Connor, don't you have a cripple to exploit? Or are you only interested in the mentally retarded like Mori? You all deserve each other.

>>22107561
Last (you) you'll get. I hope you're not actually a part of Fauna's fanbase because we're comfy and a schizo like you is always a burden. Fauna's been one of the most unifying in EN and it's great

>>22107630
Do you think Connor dumps his semen into ironmouses feeding tubes?

>>22107644
That's only what you want you to think. Everybody fucking knows that she doesn't like Mori and anybody who tells you otherwise is just a cuckbeat trying to drag everyone into their Connor orgy, so fuck off.

have you considered what this upcoming asmr means? no background fans, no bonks
just soft breathing and fau doting

realistically we only have 1 or 2 people that legitimately like mori in /uuu/

the majority of posters in /uuu/ are either indifferent to her or hostile, and the more deadbraps police our threads the more resistant saplings will be to the braphog

>>22104354
Hololive reject? Hololive reject.

>>22107700
for 1 hour right? Meanwhile her competition regularly does 2 and 3 hour asmr.

>>22107692
Holy fuck it's rare to see this level of unmedicated. Are you here next week?

>>22107714
EXACTLY. Nobody fucking likes Mori at all, and neither does Fauna for that matter. Cuckbeats will never accept that their beloved Mori is not liked by everyone.

>>22107700
Can't wait for it. Hair brushing is one of my favourites

>>22107692
Tell me, what do you like about Fauna?

>>22107700
she will ARA ARA and you WILL like it

>>22107849
Get a clue, he doesn't watch hololive

>>22107735
it's going to be such a great hour. probably will sustain me for weeks, i won't even have to watch a 2view with a shitty microphone perform asmr for hours. god i love fauna

Real deadbeats wouldn't attack Fauna and her saplings, checkmate seething 2view nijireject.

>>22107851
Why yes I will enjoy it immensely in fact, because she has improved her araaras in just 7 months and really good ones give me goosebumps even though its not much of a trigger word

If you think about it, the one sperging right now is in line with seethesapling MO.
While i don't pike mori, I'm not an anti, but seethe sapling in previous posts seemed to be one.

>>22107933
I can only enjoy it when she does the full on yandere onee-san voice now. Nothing else hits the same

>>22107849
I like that she doesn't fucking try to appeal to ironic weebs unlike your whore of an osh, deadbrap.

>>22107896
>probably will sustain me for weeks
It'll have to
>2view with a shitty microphone
Wasn't Fauna's microphone fucking up the other day? I saw people complaining about it.

>>22108002
No.

No matter what the actual situation is, Fauna has to say she likes Mori, because that's part of the job. That goes for all the girls in Hololive. (And Niji/other corpos.)
In my opinion, Fauna probably respects Mori's popularity and success. I'm not sure that they'd be great personal friends because they're so incredibly different from one another, but there's no reason for either to state that outright unless they wanted to feed drama, which benefits no one.

Personally I wish Mori would avoid collabing with the others. (Though I realize this is not going to happen for obvious reasons.) This isn't because I hate her, but because I feel like she changes the atmosphere to one I don't enjoy. I respect saplings that enjoy Mori, but I don't respect when they pretend like criticism of Mori is contrary to being a Fauna fan. They're two different vtubers with mostly different audiences. If you're part of both, more power to you, but you should go to /morig/ if you just want positivity about Mori 24/7. Saplings are not obligated to always defend Mori or never criticize her just because you like both of them. (And this goes for everyone else too of course. I wouldn't go expect all Deadbeats to always defend Fauna, or all Chumbuds to always defend Ame, etc. even if the they claim to like each other.)

>>22108083
Finally an actual decent fucking deadbrap. Thank you for being an actual voice of reason instead of always sucking off your oshi's dick all the fucking time like she does to fucking Connor, fucking deadbraps.

>>22107714
I'm indifferent to Mori, never followed her and I don't really like Gura either although I was one the first people to follow when she used to be Senzawa

>>22107891
Sorry, I was just making sure. I'll stop taking the bait

This is about members streams so I dont know how much you anons know about it but theres something really charming about hearing Korones cranky creaking HDD's in the background of her asmr when you're so used to the dead quiet of Noels asmr room or Faunas perfectionism

>>22108027
An easy search of the archive finds that you are wrong
>>/vt/thread/S21874384#p21876426

>>22108083
Fauna was a deadbeat before she was Fauna. I don't know about being friends, but she's definitely a fan.

>>22108249
No. She. Fucking. Wasn't. Deadfag. Just. Fuck. Off.

>>22108144
The quicker you catch on to who clearly gets all their info from here and doesn't actually go to said streamer, the better. I remember why browsing the catalog can be a fucking Trainwreck now, though.

>>22080249
become so num

>>22108273
>he wants to live in a hugbox
typical deadbrap behavior

>>22108175
Please stop outing yourself as someone who gets all his shit takes from vt and just lay back and watch a stream. You'll feel better

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>>22108272
>he doesn't know
Time to pay your rent nijinog. Still seething about that music label? RENT FREE.

/vt/ truly is just another subreddit

>>22108495
At this point, Reddit has more rational takes

>>22108482
Fuck off, there's no fucking way Fauna actually fucking likes Mori. It's just like >>22108083
said, she only tolerates her at best. She doesn't fucking like her at all. She just doesn't fucking like her. Stop trying to say otherwise.

>>22087704
I would intentionally sabotage their progress and share my knowledge in small doses to maximize my income
just kidding haha

>>22108139
Thank you, but Fauna is my oshi. I used to watch Mori a bit, but her attitude just rubs me the wrong way.

>>22108249
Yeah, I'm not into doxing, but it doesn't really matter at the end of the day. No matter what Fauna likes or not, her fans are not obligated to enjoy all the same things.
And honestly, things can change. I used to watch Mori when I was new too, but I eventually realized she is not at all what I'm looking for.

>>22108590
Fuck off deadbeat. I know you're just pretending just so you think you can get me to like Mori. I don't fucking like her. And I never fucking will, so don't even try to tell me this shit. You know full well that every fucking sapling hates Mori, you literally posted fucking proof of this? Why are you lyign to me?

>>22087257
fauna's kripp vegan arms

>>22108564
>>22108651
seethe for me

>>22108651
how sad is your life that everyone with a slightly more nuanced opinion than you is a cuckbeat trying to make you like mori

>>22108651
Anonchama... I just stated that I didn't want Mori to collab with the vtubers I enjoy because she ruins it for me. How in the world do you get that twisted into me being a deadbrap?

>>22108564
Oh nyo just being a retard means Fauna doesn't like her omg how will Mori ever recover? It's time to call her friends.

>>22108746
everyone is a cuckbeat, lurking in the shadaows. slowly approaching, just waiting for their chance to convert him. he lives in fear.

>>22108590
No one here was saying that Fauna's fans are obligated to enjoy the same things as her. As long as you're not being an anti, you're fine.

I thought someone actually mention Mori positively here and that's what triggered the schizo, but he's actually self-triggering by now
what the fuck?

>>22108747
Maybe you shouldn't waste time writing out replies to an obvious schizo who's incapable of rational thought?

Fauna ASMR playlist
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykdhWnY3f3E1Ot-FlcBMVSA_
Videos: 19 + 2 membership
Total time: 17 hours

Millie ASMR playlist:
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAlVonM0Ps2z9up5pM10zZUbQOEOPmc-r
Videos: 27
Total time: 51 hours

Fauna debuted 2 months BEFORE Millie.

>>22108712
oOooOoo... pUrpLE dRankIesss....
sip sip

>>22108892
i agree replying to schizos shouldn't be done, but a part of me wants to, so they flip out more. it's a guilty pleasure and i have to restrain myself

now we have a morischizo and a nijischizo
great

>>22108931
sorry bro she's busy pounding my bussy

>>22108931
i followed millie for a while, but honestly her asmr is so dogshit. the mic peaks relentlessly, and it's jarring to hell. im guessing she just hasnt bothered with an actual decent setup

>implying every anon on this board isn't a schizo somehow

>>22109009
At least saplings are well behaved.

Little nijinog trying to falseflag gonna cry oh nyo kekw. Thanks for all the (You)s pathetic Pomucuck, I've seen you in every NijiEN thread.

>>22108996
NTA but that's interesting since I usually see Famillie praise her ASMR...though that might just be because of parasocial reasons.

>>22108996
I haven't experienced that at all. Her mic was peaking for a while, because it broke on stream. But she quickly ordered another one. She threw those videos in another playlist called "cursed asmr".

Actually I found that Millie is the best ASMR of all.

>>22108848
It's mostly directed at the usual couple of deadbeat/sapling hybrids posting in /uuu/. They often get vocal whenever someone criticizes Mori, usually for talking over/interrupting Fauna in collabs.

>>22108996
>he doesn't like millie's kisses

>>22109075
im referring to vids about a month ago for context. just couldnt listen at all to that audio. i'd rather get shorter asmr that's good in quality and just add multiple of them into a playlist than one long asmr that's no good

>>22109118
its the least intrusive way to thank supas, but a better way would be to not have it intrude the asmr at all

>>22108175
You're a threadreader and not even good at that. There's nothing wrong with the microphone even explicitly stated in the post.

>>22109044
Most saplings are just depressed goslings who blogpost about how sad they are unless they're watching Fauna. I'm a sapling too, but /uuu/ can get really dull to read sometimes.
Actual schizo shit is rare, so I suppose I should be thankful. The grass is always greener on the other side.

>>22109174
everyone watching fauna already understands the situation with her asmr. those who're speculating outed themselves ages ago.

Well, I for one enjoyed this tourist thread where we could discuss Fauna with non-saplings.
We should probably get back the usual /uuu/ staples like saying we miss Fauna and posting crying Fauna emojis though.

I miss fauna

>>22109412
the breadmaker hasnt got off his ass yet, inexcusable

>>22109412
Save that for the real /uuu/, keep going so they exhaust themselves.

fuck

>>22109473
what are you gonna do even if we bake a bread, wait for 6 hours and just bump /uuu/?

>>22109449
she'll be back next week, right? RIGHT?

>>22109544
damn right i will, all the way up to tonights asmr

>>22109091
Yeah, well saying you can't criticize Calli because Fauna likes her would be like saying you can't criticize Ushikoshi games or Junji Ito.

>>22109624
This is why i stopped replying when that other anon began with his mental gymnastics.

>>22108931
Millie actually works a part-time job too. Fauna obviously doesn't need to work any job. Not even her holo job apparently. And yet Millie puts out so much more hours than Fauna.

>>22109942
what the fuck

>>22109987
you must be a new sapling

>>22109954
the difference is i don't give a shit about millie

>>22109954
part time job and streaming? sounds like she sucks at both if she's struggling that bad

>>22109690
Are you talking about me? Because I was also accused of doing "mental gymnastics" earlier in this thread. Never said people can't criticize Calli though.

>>22110249
you can't criticize calli. name ONE yab

I love Fauna, she's a sweetheart

here we go

>you can't criticize mori

>>22110487
I'm no cali schizo but that stream really did make me dislike her, not only did she refuse to play along but she was actively ruining things

>>22104395
I once dated this nice vegan boy and when he came, his cum wasn't that terrible tasting. Maybe something like salty asparagus, not so bitter and leaning to sweet salty.

>>22110769
You better not be fauna.

>>22110843
there can't be two faunas here, after all

>>22110646
I'm in love with this little autist.

>>22110769
Why are you a woman?

>>22110769
why are femsaplings like this

>>22110888
>>22110909
What if he is a gaysapling?

>>22110769
you need a non vegan to make a comparison, though?

>>22110769
YWNBAW twinksapling.

I hate myself.

Can probably expect some superchat catchup but I wanna hope for a mem zatsu next week

>>22104395
GugaFoods always uses pineapple to tenderize cheap meat. Apparently it's enzymes do things to meat that like slightly digest the meat and denaturalizes the proteins and softens it. It's a mysterious fruit. What Fauna is saying about it's enzymes is true, it does weird things to meat and flesh. I do not know about it's effects on bodily fluids since I'm a turbovirgin

>>22111393
No wonder i get this weird feeling in my mouth after eating pineapple.

Ah ah ah
Fauna twitter activity

???

>>22111927
cute soggy mama art

>>22108259
I would do unspeakable things to be able to put my dick inbetween those stirrups

>>22105769

>>22112505
thats not how you use that twitter meme retard. go back

Fauner...

>>22113086
noncanon boob mole HATE

>>22104354
t. 2views hololive reject

>>22113268
have you ever seen her bare tits?

>>22113086
Keep that drama magnet whore away from fauna!

>>22113818
yes
in a dream

MMRROOOW

>>22116018
I miss this old retard

*braaap*

>>22101871
Retarded /rrat/
Fauna said she cant talk long with a deeper voice.

>>22118094
Timestamp?

>>22101871
Fauna had this voice when she was LL too, I don't think she's faking it

What's with ASMRtists not being able to sing?

>>22118282
"Member of the patreon since" screencap?

>>22098364
Eat shit fug.

>>22118388
They hold their voices to talk loudly, which makes them limit their singing

I don't miss fauna.

>>22118388
Noel is not only tonedeaf herself but also has a tonedeaf mother. Also some similar ear issues to Kanata

>>22118460
never been, I'm a poorfag

>>22118729
Then you got no oldfag claim to knowing shit.

>>22118765
you can literally look her channel up brother

>>22118848
>brother instead of nigga
You sure change your tone huh.

>>1
dumb """""oldfags""""""""

>>22119192
Imagine not loving Fauna enough to stalk her. I literally know her address history

>>22108259
cute feet

>>22119289
Do you know the new one?

>>22111393
I heard it makes jizz taste good too.

>>22119451
Of course

>>22120920
Share it with the class.

>>22121078
No, she's mine

damn, thread went to shit real quick and stayed there didn’t it

>>22121687
Good, let saplings get the shitposting out of their system so /uuu/ remains untainted.

>>22098216
I...

>>22122217
It's no coincidence that /uuu/ started to go to shit when we stopped making I miss Fauna threads

I only just learned that there's a website whose sole purpose is seeing how long until Fauna streams and how long it's been. Ok, which of you fucks made it?

>>22122580
Me.

>>22122580
Reine

>>22122686
Reine doesn't know how to code.

>>22122722
she is a sapling, and all saplings have code* in their veins
Co-Dependency

>>22111584
You are supposed to peel it first dummy.

I really do miss her though