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Sex with goora
ah what the hell
I love Ina!
>>2205523At worst I can see people having trouble talking to her because she's SUPER FUCKING AUTISTIC and has awful social skills, but "cant get along with her as a person"? come on now
Love Ina!
I've been in a coma for 24 hourswhat did I miss
>>2205545Isn't Death a pretty positive card, ironically? I thought The Tower was the one you really want to avoid.
I love Reine!!!!
Lets goo birthday girl!!!!
Final predictionshttp://poal.me/7jwja6http://poal.me/7jwja6http://poal.me/7jwja6
>>2205601LOUDER
KIARA LOVE! KIARA LOVES YOU!
HaaChamaChamaaaaaaaaaa
>thread ends with speculation on this plot ending in a collabI. AM. TIMELOOPING!
>>2203128>Mori birthday stream and MV release>Gura OPOh, whatever
>>2205605Yes
>>2205605Yes, the worst card is Towa
>404
>>2203128The Fool: Folly, mania, extravagance, intoxication, delirium, frenzy, bewilderment. Reversed: Negligence, absence, distribution, carelessness, apathy, nullity, vanity.The Persona meaning (the protagonist) isn't actually used in most reading methods
Just watched Calli's MV, lol that was cringe, didn't even finish it. Atleast she got 1 view.
ARE YOU READY?
TIME FOR THE THREAD MELTDOWNS TO BEGIN
>>2205601>buffered just enough for me to see the imagenarrow one, lads.
>4040>Not foundAlright this is kino
>>2205630I AM LADY
>>2205596Ame too...
More like 304
>>2205609Why no 4?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiziRRHFZGAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiziRRHFZGAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiziRRHFZGAGET IN HERE
>Haachama got 404'dYOUTUBE JANNY HATE
>>2205605tower...
Are you guys ready for your boy's 3D debut?
YOU WILL LOVE MORI
MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOO
>>2205605Tokyo Tower...
>>2205605the tower...
Deadkeks are getting uppity againI will remind them
>>2205617Mori loves Gura, ergo, it's fine.
Suisei wasn't really serious when she called Mori her oshi, she was being disingenuous
POLKA WILL CALL! I'M SURE OF IT!
If Suisei calls, will Mori call her Suzy?
IAMREADY
>>2205609kek, Anya...
WOW, Mori is not the op? The absolute STATE of /hlgg/
I was going to say the song was a banger but holy shit it was so good until she started to do the white people fast rapping shit. The melody on the first verse, hook and chorus was so good but the two rap bits destroyed the song for me. Why can't she just embrace her voice is way better when she's not trying to be Eminem?
>>2205605Just like real life, avoid Towa.
God just how much did the reaper already make in superchats today
Not a big fan of Mori so I’m gonna mute her until my oshi calls in.
>>2205388She went from "hungry artist" to earning thousands of bucks a day.I bet that does weird things to a person's psyche. The usual "majority of lottery winners end up bankrupt" thing and all that.
I go back and forth on my support for Mori, but I'm glad to see her album is doing well and has some good tunes on it. I hope the birthday goes well!
Let's goooooo
>>2205677About tree fiddy
>>2205626>The Fool>Innocence, freedom, originality, adventure, travel, foolishness, carelessness, idealism, youth, spontaneity, lack of commitment, new beginningsGeneral Meaning and Interpretation (Upright)>The first card of the Major Arcana, The Fool is generally a positive card indicating new beginnings. If it appears in your readings it could mean that you are on the verge of an exciting, unexpected new adventure. Your new adventure will bring you along a path which may require you to make a leap of faith but you will grow as a result of this new experience. This new adventure could be a literal new adventure, like travelling to a place you’ve never been before. The change this card can bring will usually be a welcome one. While the Fool is generally a positive card, its appearance in a reading can also indicate that you need to take the time to look before you leap.
Hey guys, I'm an actual Tarot card reader here, and I know what each of the HoloEn's corresponding Tarot cards were..>GuraThe Moon>KiaraThe Magician>AmeThe World>InaI cant tell. But I'm leaning on both the hermit or the Priestess
>>2205647She won't get numbers she wants.
>>2205677Not enough
>>2205677$18k so far.
I don't want off of Haachama's wild ride
>>2205561Nabi's art book calls her a time traveler
>>2205617It was early fuck to boot but nobody an thread an with appropriate EP
>>2205660the twar...
SUISEI YOU DUMB AUTISTIC DORK TRYHARD YOU BETTER CALL YOUR FUCKING OSHI WHO IS ALSO A DUMB AUTISTIC DORK TRYHARD.
>>2205678I'm a fan of Mori but not of her music. But she's gonna have her music in the background of her stream...I guess I'll suck it up
>>2205671/hlgg/ hates herBut it's fine
birthday streams are kind of dumb when you think about it. like who cares if its your birthday, and we all know its not your real birthday? they just want to throw a big grand stream on for any little reason
>>2205596Hey, me too!
I FUCKING LOVE THIS DORK
>start delay
Place bets on how long will it take for Mori to cry.
I love these two dorks!
http://poal.me/sxovbihttp://poal.me/sxovbihttp://poal.me/sxovbiEN OSHI MORI BIRTHDAY EDITION
>>2205647I'M IN
>>2205672I said the same shit yesterday, I was really enjoying the song but she had to ruin it (for me) with that speedy rap shit. Fucking eminem and his trend setting ability
><<It''s Time.>>
>>2205688I'm going by A. E. Waite, what are you using?
>>2205605Death symbolizes rebirth, Tower is misfortune, reversed tower is disaster
>be a boy>$20 cash gift on your birthday>be a girl>$20,000 cash gift on your birthdayWhat's the easiest way to be reborn as the opposite gender
>>2205545Not if it's inverse...
>>2205677
What mental illness compels people to numberfag how many calls Mori gets from people on a totsumachi?
>>2205689how do we know that youre legit?
>>2205689care to explain why?
>>2205575She made the thing. Rei probably even put a dice there because she asked.
IKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>"August 18th" is in three days>Gen 1 collab is in three daysDare I say, kino?
>>2205701>ever passing up on an opportunity to partyngmi
>>2205720Collab begging niggers.
>>2205689thanks anon, but next time try to explain why
When will Haachama unironically stop with schizo/lore streams, I'm really tired of them at this point.
NOOO MORI YOU CAN'T USE CONFETTI ALL OVER YOUR SPLASH SCREEN!THINK OF THE BITRATE!AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2205626Yeah but Mori 100% knows the tarot from Persona.
>>2205720Being born in SEA
>>2205617But she's cuteja-JAN
Image slot for UNITY!>Give love to your oshi.>Ignore all the others you dislike or don’t care about.>Anyone who does otherwise is a manlet SEAnig monkey regardless of geographical location.Simple As!
>>2205689Can you post your Tarot reading certifications?
>>2205734When reddit stops paying attention to it
fucking love my Mori
>>2205717An hero and re-roll
>>2205720They've done that with every girl.
I hope my oshi calls in to her friend
Calliope Mori is the pride of Hololive! Go wish her a happy birthday!
>>2205720Having 4chan as your hobby
I came here to laugh at you nanora
>>2205692mios dios and her stream hasnt even started
>>2205689Did the coven send you?
>>2205578EP3 should be collab tracks with each member of HoloEN
>>2205717guys dont give other guys birthday money. you gay bro?
>>2205744Where the fuck did you find this
Baqua is cute
>>2205744?
>noel won't be calling too
>>2205642
>>2205734Don't watch them
>>2205734Today was a pretty normal stream though? Was only some stuff at the end
>>2205367You don't "read" kanji. There's no system of rules or structure in place for understanding or interpreting kanji. Each one has a meaning on its own and more meanings based on what they're paired with and you simply memorize all of these on a case by case basis.To be functionally 'literate' in Japanese you need to memorize a couple thousand of the most common kanji and their paired forms, but if you encounter a kanji you've never seen before, it's just a question mark. You would have to look it up in a dictionary to know how it's read and pronounced and what kanji it pairs with because there's no ruleset connecting the strokes that form a kanji with its meaning or pronunciation. Most japanese people will struggle with kanji that describe artsy poetic things, historical, academic or political events/ideas and so on, simply because they aren't common enough in everyday life to be worth memorizing. The language very explicitly stratifies the 'common' and 'elevated' reader just by the accessibility of the vocabulary, and as a result 'the average' japanese citizen has a very narrow perception of the world.It's for this reason that academic topics like science, philosophy or political theory almost never use furigana. The attitude is that the commoners simply aren't good enough to read such high-minded works of theory.
>>2205762Well go back then
>>2205719how much is that in real money?
>>2205741Imagine's Rushia's birthday stream
>>2205717Definitely not hackjobbing yourself and destroying the life you have been given
just had to have the dice in frame didnt she
>>2205748Hey! I love Unity, too!
>>2205717Knife and some anesthetic.
>>2205605Depends on the context. Generally Death is not a bad card in a tarot spread, it tends to just indicates the end of one thing.
>>2205744Fuck, that's neat. I don't have a record player so a bit pointless for me sadly.
>>2205734She's just having fun and trying to do something creative, don't be so hard on her. She's just a teenager still
It's so cool how Ame is preparing for Witcher 3 by ordering the books and watching the Netflix series! I can't wait for this adventure!
PIN THE THREAD JANNY!
>>2205734it was this or be bad at apex
>>2205671Our boi doesn't need no stinking OP.
>>2205744happy b-day my dude
I'm wondering if Ina is going to call in. I know it's kind of expected but she was really out of it last night.
>Ame's birthday: Sherlock Holmes BDay>Gura's Birthday: day Jaws was released>Mori's birthday: shi shiWhat's the gimmicks with Ina and Kiara's birthdays?
>"I hope you'll remember me">This new songMori is dying, not even from overworking but an actual "1-2 years" limit which is why she's pushing so hard to release as much stuff as she can. She doesn't want to collab with her senpai because new friends = more people who will be affected by your death. She really just wants to prop up indies in her last few months.
>>2205720https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_amok
>>2205744???
>>2205784needs bigger booba
MORI DAKI!
>>2205689i dont wanna be that guy but I think youre referencing something..
>>2205774who?
>>2205744https://booth.pm/en/items/2861231https://booth.pm/en/items/2861231https://booth.pm/en/items/2861231Holy FUCK ITS REAL
>>2205719>>2205677Again, keep in mind they actually get ~30% to ~40% of that
>>2205758Our oshi is sleeping, she is a lazy shark
>>2205784HOLY FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2205744AHHHHHHH THE SHIPPING RATE IS GONNA BE A BITCH
>>2205685I would have gone just to eat
You can't stop her
>>2205744Mori, the fucking stream holy shit
I hope that when Kiara holds up the line, she holds it long enough so Mori ends the stream then Suisei says later she didn't make it because of the lineup.
Jesus christ deadbeats - an EP typically costs $15-20. You don't have to to drop $400 and $500 supas just for Mori to say "big ups" and then forget about you.Please be more responsible with your money.
>>2205805Ina is a pun, Kiara is Chicken Day or something like that.
>>2205744>>2205784What am I looking at?
>>2205744MY FUCKING WALLLLET AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2205609Will Mr. Koro call in?
>>2205784Noice
>>2205744Ame got a pillow and a platic card...
GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS DORK
>>2205716>Tower is misfortune, reversed tower is disasterTokyo Tower...
>>2205605WoF is like a flip of a coin. If it's upright, you are blessed, not even Hanged Man & Tower can change it. If it's upside down, then run, the rest of the cards won't save you.It shows how much a fickle fate can be & fits Ame like a glove.>>2205718Yes, inverse WoF is the worse you can get.
Those Mori dakis are going to see a lot of use huh
>>2205784This ought to be good
>>2205744>>2205784No fucking way
>>2205783
>>2205835UNO
Notice how hyped up this stream is gonna be compared to Ame's. I feel bad
>>2205805I 100% believe Ina's birthday is going to be a lore stream.
>>2205701It’s a chance to celebrate with fans and earn extra money from supas and merch. Also you’ll automatically get tons of views because it’s an event and tons of fan arts and fan gifts. Nobody should care but we do anyway because it’s fun.
>>2205805Kiara is like National Fried Chicken Day or something, not sure on Ina's.
>>2205784NOFUCKINGWAY
>>2205784cute feet
CALLI YOU VARMITSTOP HIDING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREENAND GET ON OUT 'ERE
>>2205778Isnt that such a shit system though? Especially for the modern world. Rather than learning the alphabet and having to key to the entire language you have to learn all the words separately.
>>2205744WEW LAD
>>2205784I sure like the unwash fags cumming on
>>2205734Why are you watching them retard? And don't say it's because the thread gets ruined because the spam is tame. You are just on the spectrum.
>>2205744Well that's one of her debut goals fulfilled.
is it too late to make coffeei dont want to miss anything
cutie
>matsuri dodges the first tails spin>walks into the second oneits a tale as old as time....
>>2205784Based
>>2205846Yeah, but Ame's full set isn't 14,444 fucking yen
This fucking dork.
Ina is awake and will definitely be calling in.
>>2205723>>2205723Gura is a fish, Kiara is associated with fire and birds, Ame has time powers, and Ina has tentacles or something like that..
>>2205717Not worth the risk, statistically you're likely to be born an eek-ook, durka, or poo; the only thing those girls get as a birthday gift is a gangraping.
The mori and deadbeat bullying arc was unironically the worst things to happen to these threads, even moreso than Amegeddon, because now deadbeats are just eternally jaded and vindictive, and only want to use Mori's success to shit on this thread.
>>2205744How?Where?
>>2205685You should have invited people directly Julius!
>Birthday stream >Only 90 IPsDeadbeats really fucks off to their thread huh...
What will the akasupa total be for this stream?
>>2205784christ alive
>>2205807But she's nowhere near 2 years
>>2205744Mori knows how to make money. Sasuguh reaper.
>>2205717Get fit and fuck a bitch that gets 20k every stream and leech all your life
>>2205884Matuli...
[Good News] Ina is awake.
Mori Birthday Merchhttps://hololive.booth.pm/items/2861231https://hololive.booth.pm/items/2861231https://hololive.booth.pm/items/2861231
>>2205784Doubt
>She's crying already
>>2205692>>2205719What makes deadbeats throw so much money at Mori?
>>2205784LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2205871Yes. It's why so many people approach learning japanese the wrong way.
>>2205784ABAYO
GUH
>>2205855UNO
>>2205744VINYL? ON 2021? NO WAY FAG
>>2205689Ina is more of a Priestess with her introversion, inner world and artistic tendencies, the Hermit is not only about reclusion but also about reflecting on previous life experiences.
>>2205784Saruei is good but those eyes are oddly un-Mori like
Mori....
shes dead already
>>2205617The Gura pedo is awake, just make one yourself next time or whine to mods. Most people tend to flock to the threads that are actually on topic.
>>2205859Ame didn't hype her own stream, only herself to blame..
So fucking loud Mori.
that guh blew my fucking balls off
>>2205744She's a money machine...
>>2205909LMAO nice pricing
[Good News] Mori's current BGM was made by an Anon (not me)
I want to hear the Empress cover so bad.Anyone have a link to the Empress song she's covering?
>>2205784
>>2205855>when she sees that pathetic thing you call a dick
>>2205884If you don't get hit by the first one then wirebugging straight into the second one then you're not playing correctly.
>>2205893>>2205824
>>2203128>>2203128>>2203128Gura looks like a kid in that image.
>>2205909>14,444come on now
>>2205931Nah, I don't care enough to do that
>>2205843100% yes
>>2205884It's funny because you can tell she did some offstream training and yet she still does stuff like that
>>2205939Your boy does love repeating digits.
>birthday thread>only 1 IP
>none of the girls showed up in chat on timeTHEY AREN'T
Is the guh legit? why does Mori do that everytime?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gn338pA4JA>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9cuSHR83pA>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mpht5rN4BA>these were all uploaded around the time that is shown on the calendar of that streamwhat does it mean?
>>2203128I missed 3 hours of her stream, can someone give me a qrd?
>>2205784LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She really is the coomer bait of EN.
>>2205784OH FUCK
>>2205699/k/fag, you're back!I know you have a Botan one too; do you have any more?
>>2205956all me
DEADBEATS AND TEAMATES CAN'T FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT KIARA NUMBERFAGGING EVER AGAIN YOU IDIOTS ARE RUINING THESE THREADS FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT OH MY GOD SHUT UP ABOUT NUMBERS
>>2205957THEY'RE ALL CALLING IN
>>2205957unified...
>>2205784I'M GONNA BUY
https://www.geekjack.net/mori_calliope/language/enhttps://shop.geekjack.net/collections/mori-calliope
>>2205685Julius-san...
>>2205784How did Enma allow this?
A star? eh?
>>2205940it's one of the best out of all the girls
>>2205967>TEAMATES??
>>2205957Kiara was in the MV release
>haachama 404's>today is 04/04I kneel
>>2205974she KNEELS to the J-Chad
>>2205967Yeah haha it's totally them haha
>>2205972guess i gotta buy a pillow
>Sale period: From 2021-04-04 23:59 JSTUh, guys, that means Mori has announcements for the merch in an hour, and then MORE unknown announcements after the totsumachi section in 2 hours.
Still don't know what guh is
Mori ruined the birthday....
>>2205857>1M>1 year anniversary>birthdayI guess you don't get to have 1M subscribers more than once so that gap in superchat money's understandable
>>2205784AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>2205875>dope>sick>hella-official>"cash-money"why is she
>>2205967TICK TOCK
>>2205972>Art by SarueiNice.
>>2205901Probably want to avoid shitposter and falseflagger.
>>2205784 >>>2205814 >>2205830 >>2205841 >>2205844 >>2205853 >>2205854 >>2205865 >>2205868 >>2205874 >>2205885 >>2205904 >>2205910 >>2205916 >>2205919 >>2205926 >>2205942 >>2205962 >>2205964>>2205970 >>2205974>>2205990I HOPE YOU FAGS HAVE A FUCKTON OF MONEYT BECAUSE IT 14,444 YEN!
>>2205961Skip the first 2 hours, I'm not even joking. Painful tutorials.
moririn...
>>2203128IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR CUTENESS HAACHAMA
>>2205909UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>2205926Cause they aren't wide open and bouncing around frantically.
Oh no she is WAY cuter than usual tonight oh fuck
>>2205775kek
>>2205988She's trying to steal Gura's "a"
>>2205784Unironically too small
>>2206001Plus Japanese shipping
>it's the first ones you see on the hashtag>literally did zero curating and just pulled the first ones she sawsasuga...
>>2205784>DAKI>SARUEIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH FFFFUUUCKK
Calli doing my colon!
I know I should take my meds but Mori's voice feels forced sometimes.
>>2205744I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
>>2205804She liked a tweet that Mori tweeted 30 minutes ago so shes awake at least.
>Nervous about call insI hope she gets calls....
All of this and everything with Mori in general is kind of making me wanna become a deadbeat
I NEED
>>2205961>cute character creation>pain tutorials and shark brain the first three hours>having fun after starting to kill real bossesignore the chat 100%, MH autists are worse than Terraria for some reason
>>2205784Lucitan don't look!!!
AAAAAH IM GOING INSANE
kulloni confirmed
AME MENTION
>>2205744I'm tempted to get this, I bought a cheap ass vinyl player for the Supergiant Games 10 year anniversary vinyl which got delayed for some fucking reason
this fucking dork
Happy birthday
>>2206001That's only 144 dollars roughly. >shippingKill me now.
Watson mention
>>2205859So less than Ame's karaoke?
>>2205958Some of them are natural, but the one at the start of each stream is induced.
WATSON'S MADE MY OSHI LOOSE ITI'M GOING TO KILL THAT BITCH
>>2206001>>2206020I'm a deadbeat you faggot, what do you think?
>Watson mentioned firstTHEY
I WANT TO STRETCH MORI
WATSON MENTION
Straight up ripping off Ame.
>WATSON MENTION
>>2206001Isn't that only like $144?ngmi
ASPECTRAIDOU
>>2205685>>2205973If I remember right, Julius was one of those people that got a ton of birthday well-wishes and weird shit from 4chan, though I think it was after this happened.There was also that time /b/ crashed a 90-year-old veteran's party when he didn't really have anywhere to go.
>I found out how to stretch myselfMori...
>>2205744I NEED THAT DAKI BROS
YES MORI, WIDER!
>Ame teaching Mori the cursed artsOH NO
>I can make myself wide and stretch myself!I can not believe she doesn't know
Damn I just noticed that Mori's art tag is supposed to be read like Calli-illust and not Calli-lust
>>2205985just stuff it with leaves and dirt
Jesas, she's done her OBS reps. She's unstoppable.
>>2205685>Julius>Friends betray himPottery.
AME AME AME
ImportantIs the pillow cover 160cm?
>Mori gets a daki and Ame didn'tIt hurts
>>2205784>>2205744Your stream you fucking dork
THIS FUCKING DORK
>>2206001Yeah around 200 USD with shipping.
Watson mentionoh no but the shitposters!
>>2205965Reminder to the mods, 30 round mags are legal in America, so I'm not breaking any laws.
>this is the kind of stupid things teamates like, right?
>>2206027All the JPs are still too intimidated by her lol
As always joining Cover will break your brain until you're nothing but a shell
>>2205972>We can't do a daki now we gotta save that for later!Why do you lie to our faces Ame?
>>2206001I like it, i'm not gonna get it though
THEY ARE
>50 CentGoddammit mori
>>2205734She won’t anytime soon. She said she had a lot of fun with the last one and wanted to do more.
>>2205972>Ame the biggest degenerate of the group only gets an open tie pillow>Mori the autist gets a whole pure and lewd DakiDidn't expect this
Mori is more of a mess than usual today
>>2205981>she KNEELS to the J-ChadHAHAHAHAHAHANo
>>2206001"fuckton of money" apparently = "have a job and live in a first world country"
She's copying Watson again....
>>2206084I mean, it IS later
>>2206001>Only $144You underestimate Deadbeats
I'M GONNA GOSLING
>>2205961For whatever reason, Gura decided to do a fuckload of tutorials instead of play the game. There's maybe two unavoidable ones but Gura did all of them. so skip the first two-ish hours and then watch the rest because she loves the game.
cool party rrat-- right?
>>2206024it's almost like she's playing a fictional character
>>2205871>Isnt that such a shit system though?Yes, incredibly so. There's a reason it's dying, and also a reason that common japanese is becoming increasingly dominated by european loanwords, to the extent that the average speaker doesn't even realize words like "pasucom" or "eff pee essu" aren't japanese. Often things that already have a japanese word just get replaced by a loanword because you can write loanwords phonetically in katakana while the japanese word is clutched by some craven debutante's aging claws in a scroll of forgotten lore and nobody else knows that kanji exists.
>party rrat?????
MORI IS MULTIPLYING. WHAT DID YOU DO AMEEEEEE
>>2206075Hey, we got a plastic card
DEAD BEATSJERK IT NOW
>>2206067>blue bear with fedora.jpg
>>2205744Damn, that's cool but it'd only be for display purposes, I already bought the CD, and fuck the shipping costs.
Ame is fucking all of EN
>>2205961It took her 3.5 hours to figure out there's a dodge button. Still didn't cart even once the whole stream.
>>2205720"Wow, how can I shit on an EN member today"Never forget that HoloEN lives rent free in the heads of wannabe Japanese faggots forever
>>2205784UUWWAAAAAAA
Mori it's your birthday today cake and ice cream is on it's way!
>>2206081you're right, Teafags like shit like thishttps://streamable.com/ee6s9j
>>2205784So this is canonically what she wears under the dress, huh.
ITT: Brainlet Consooomers
>>2205776>>2205877I want to watch Haachama's normal streams but she doesn't make them anymore.
>>2206031They should be stripped of their skin and rubbed with salt
What happened, why is Aqua pulling as many viewers on her streams as Gura does?
Japs will see this and say "wow she's so cool"
>>2205972Wow, even her merch mogs Ame
>preparing Japanese phrases>no one from JP calls inI hope this prediction does not come true
I think Mori is implying we should do some drugs for her birthday
>>2205994like thisLIKE THISLIKE THIS ANONLIKE THIS OR ELSE
>>2206068Has anyone told you about Akai Haato?
>>2205972>mmUse cm nigger, I understand it for the smaller ones but 910x610 mm? kek
Mori you dork....
So uh, what's the highest superchatted stream in hololive history?Wondering if it's about to get crushed
>>2206028It's a painful path, but a rewarding one.
>>2205986she'll probably just announce it in 2 hours but the merch is just scheduled to release on the 5th jp time.
>>2206084It is later, you idiot.
>You can stream it from other places!SOUNDPOST ENDORSEMENT, LET'S GO
>>2206141SHE IS
>>2206141KALICHAMA?!
>>2206102Begone, witch. Mori will be the first to collab with Coco.
Kek, Mori is such a wigger
Her voice is cracking more than usual...
>>2206001deadbeats max out credit cards and make multiple youtube accounts to give more money to mori FOR FREE.you think they can't pay 200 odd dollars for an actual product?
>Mori doesn't think her music is rap
Mori is so stoned...
I'm not even a deadbeat, I'm a chumbud. I just want to say I admire your oshi, she works hard, she makes a fuckton of original content that's actually all bangers, she's creative, she's talented, she's beautiful, she has huge tits (and a huge dumptruck twerkable ass offscreen we all know it). She's objectively the hardest worker and therefore the most deserving of her popularity in EN. Even though I missed a lot of her streams, Mori 100% lives up to the hype. She is as good as it gets.In other words, I kneel.
>>2206084Japan kneels to Mori
>less viewers than Ame's birthdayOh no deadbrapsWhat happened?
>>2206152Either Rushia's or Marine's 1m celebration streams I think. And no way in hell
electro swing is too cringy for me, dont know what it is.
>>2206152Coco's 3D
>Wanted to try something new>ElectroswingOk Moririn whatever you say you cute retard
>>2205974She felt bad for J-virgin after BTFOing the shit out of her.
>>2206152Didn't Coco have one that topped $70k? Would be tough to beat.
>it's available for streaming now>but she's already uploaded the tracks on the EP to YouTubeno comprendo, señora
>>2206152maybe Coco's return? or Mikochi's return? Matsuri had a couple huge streams for APEX gacha but I don't know anything about the numbers
TICK TOCK MORI, THE CALL IN TIME IS TICKING DOWN AND NOBODY IS ABLE TO CALL IN.
I envy deadbeats so much.
>>2206141SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>2206141and they'd be right
>>2206170ok deadbeat
>>220615270k for Marine. There's no way this is going to get anywhere near it. Feel free to grudgepost me if I'm wrong.
>Feel for my older workONE
>>2205705You have been spamming this every thread, and I still have no idea what it's in reference to
>>2206141かっこいいですね
odds- 5 or less people will call inevens- 5 or more people will call in
>>2206001>~144 bucks>A FUCKTON OF MONEYTWho the fuck do you think we are?
>>2206170t. deadbeat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING GHOST
>>220615265k for Marine's 1mill, and this won't break it. Mori hits milestones too quickly for the fanbase to pool cash for it.
Don't worry guys, /jp/ Holos are kneeling to Mori, someone will definitely call in.
>>2206084anonchama, your time reps...
>>2206179To be honest, the world needs more electro-swing anyway.
>>2206152Marine's 1M, 68k USDno chance, Ichimin saved for like 2 years
Reminder.Cover doesn't care about Twitch girl because she fucking sucks at applying herself and putting herself out there. Mori has already blown her Superchats out of the water and she barely just started. Teamates will cope but it's the truth. Talent = More Money. They won't make the same mistake with Gen2.
>>2206189It starts at midnight JST
>>2206152Marine’s 1M stream
STOP NUMBERFAGGING AHHHHHH
>>2206134t.poorfag
So when do the call-ins start?
>>2206031That stream was unironically the worst I've seen this thread in a while, MHfags and anti-MHfags are the most autistic faggots.
OMGGG SHE SO FUCKING CRINGE JESAS
>>2205784Pretty sure the thigh high is on the wrong side.
>>2206141They're right.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHE IS SO CUTE
mori stalling
>>2205871someone post the rant
>>2206152This one is the highest as far as I knowCoco's highest on playboard is 52k USD
Mori seems more autistic than usual today
>>2206170Y-you tooThought it was a rrat holding a bottle side-glancing at the thumbnail
>>2206152 check out >>2205857Rushia holds the record
>>2206137She said she plans on doing normal streams. She played that weird Japanese stick figure game the other day with no lore involved
>>2206141KAKKOII
>>2206157>sound=>webmdid you even rip it from the CD lol
Is Mori the best girl in hololive?
Guys.... this can't be true..... but moririn.... might be cuter than usual today.....
>>2206152>Marine's 70kYeah goodluck
>>2206218in 45 minutes
>>2206157SHES HERE?!
>>2206152I love Mori but she won't beat the dragon
>>2205972>>2205784
>>2206173Its 10 am on a weekend.
>>2206024She needs to be drunker and talking about the other girls to hear her true voice.
>>2206089>We Did it!
>>2206239she is certainly one of the girls in hololive
>>2206148Burgerchama, you just divide by 10. That's how the metric system works.
>>2206140Hololive is inclining
>>2206213but it will no longer be her birthday
Ignore the bait. Unity, brothers. Unity.It's so sad to compare.
>We
>weDID IT
my boy is so cool...
>>2206182Do you not stream on youtube
>>2206213Why would it? It's 4/4 in Japan now
>>2206212teamates your job reps...
>>2206107I'm a poorfag but $144 isn't much.
All this autism about call ins, just enjoy this moment with Mori will you?
>>2206239The best girl is your oshiIn my case well, it's still Mori
>>2206001I mean I'm not buying it but it's still nice merch
>>2206001>Cash-Money>Actually costs cash-moneyDamn... Who could've guessed....
>>2206001deadbeats have money anonchama
>guys, the number 4>four!>death>wheezing laughterWhy is she like this every time
Comet pleasePut an end to this long-as-fuck blue-balled arc
She did it for (You)
Mori seems cuter than usual today....
>>2206001>$144nigga, even as a SEAbeat you disgust me
>Don't stop cummingOk Mori
>>2206265I don't know, ask Mori.
mori is so fucking cute today bros...
Everyone always talks about ojis and gura but Mori is the one with the largest oji fanbase in EN.
MORI YOU CAN"T SAY SPAZ ANYMORE
>>2206195Womb is a little too powerful. Come back....
>>2206269No.
I'm waiting
>>2205972>Ame gets a pillow and a fucking card>Mori gets a sick poster and a full fucking dakiNice favoritism, Cover.
>>2206277No keep it going
>>2206212You're right, but Ame is the underdog which makes her likeable
>>2204157>>2204603>>2204624>>2204820>>2205276I'm really sorry to have to do this, but the schizo is back again in /ahoy/ reseting his ip for each post again. Any help would be appreciated
>>2206212So I guess Teamates are broke after all.
>>2206221That's part of the appeal.
>>2206061There was a time when people were pretty chill here. It is very long gone now.
You're not eloquent with words in rap and music either you big dork
>>2206045What did i miss on hololive wrestling? I missed it
Wait, is that a KING in the background? Is Mori going to cover it?
tears incoming
>>2205784I'm so fucking jealous.WHY DID HER BIRTHDAY GET 0 CALLS IN AND A TINY LAP PILLOW thank you Reine
RED HEART
>Spaz uh oh, mori's gonna get canceled
>Even red emotesNON AKASUPAS ARE ARSLANDERS
Can't wait for cum tributes from deadbeats on the vinyl
STOP STALLING MORIDO A TOTSU ALREADY
>>2206247LUCITAN NO!
>>2206268Shipping a fairly large physical item from Japan....
>>2206152Marine had 140k concurrent viewers, your boy is not that league quite yet
>>2206135Looks more like sleepwear than underwear, the straps on the nightgown would show on her regular clothes otherwise.
>>2206304Don't worry, the mods are asleep here too.
>>2205685isnt there more to this? didnt someone organize a party or something for this guy after this became a meme or did i hallucinate that completely?
>>2206212Kill yourself deadbrap
>>2206247Lucitan...
>>2206247>memed-io-output.jpgwhat?
your oshi is really cute today deadbeats
Mori Merch >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ame Merch
>>2206297She is the most sellable coomerbait talent
Look at (you) go!
LOOK AT THEM GO
>>2206238It's been posted since this time yesterday, so idk where it's from.
>>2205805Ina's is May 20Ni = 2No = 0Mae = May
hey just wanted to say mori's cute and I love her
>>2206325The totsu starts at the 45 minute mark, she's singing tracks from the EP before that.
>>2206304don't give him attention lol how hard can it be?
>>2206225Doesn't matter, call ins won't be for another 45 minutes, and she gave a 1 hour window for them.
>>2206212Lol graduate Amelia, she'll have the most pathetic birthday stream to date
Don't forget Mori would get her 3D model before anyone who buy Mori birthday stuff even get it
>>2206247Luci, no!
>>2206277Suisei is currently in Aqua's utawakuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaT7j74W7zw
>>2206318because she didn't tell anyone she was accepting call ins
hammerchad cat is online.
>>2206304I gotcha you anon
>>2206097Mori's talked about wanting her own daki since debut.
>Your Mori run time on amazon says 18 hours and 13 minuteswhere do you get CDs like this?
Please, at least for today, don't take the bait.
>>2206324Uooohhhhhh
>>2206304He really needs meds, wombro. Sorry you have fags like that. I will do something I can't announce to help out
>>2206341basado
She sounds really nervous. Cute.You're oshi's alright, deadbeats.
>>2206313Ina and Aqua debuts
>>2205972>sold out alreadyFuck my ass, I want that poster.Do these restock?
I can't watch this totsumachi because comparing it to Ame's is just gonna make me sad
>>2206328Shipping is cheaper from Japan to South East Asia.
>>2206213NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just want to warn you not to lightly spend on the big birthday packs. They take months and months to actually be made and sent and you might feel differently about the Holo by the time it's time you need to pay for the shipping.
LOOK AT HER GO
Mori is a virgin.
>>2205596H-hey.. m-me too!!!
Does Mori numberfag this much normally?
How many calls can even fit into one hour? We're getting 4 from the other ENs, 3 from ID2, maybe Korone, and then that's 8 already. Who'll even have time afterwards?
>I hope that it's long>I hope that it's 8 hours>I hope we do all kinds of crazy thingsMUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>2206212Jesas, I knew Teamates didn't SC but didn't realize it was THAT bad
>>2206296
>>2205805All this time I thought the holos actually used their real birthdays...
>>2206353I liked her birthday stream though?
>>2206277She still hasn't replied or even liked the Birthday message.
>>2206375Anonchama..
>>2206329viewers != money
>>2206318honestly, Mori probably pushed hard for specific thingsAme probably told them "whatever you guys make for me is good"
>>2206297Am I the only one who thinks that the card makes up for the most of it? I love collecting those kind of shit. I will only buy Mori's merch if a cute card is included on it
>>2206148It's 91x61 cm
>>2206304no wukkas, happy to help
IMAGINE GOING TO BED WITH MORI IN IT! IN THOSE PANTIES!
>>2206338>>2206327>>2206355I mean she 100% would buy it because she even draw one of Mori roommate
>>2206375is not on sale yet
MORI SAYS IF YOURE NOT RED YOURE DEAD
>>2206212I really hope no one is taking this lazy bait.
all the schizos and rrats are correct, I'm dropping Ame as my oshi now, they also completely right about Teamates, it's over
I know everyone's freaking about Calli, but Botan's headbobbing to the dango song is also good
>>2206377Isn't $144 like a months salary for them?
>>2206341It's true and it fucking sucks
>>2206375Dummybeat...
>>2206359
>>2206350I didn't reply to him, but sadly the same can't be said about my compatriots. Also even if we leave him alone he just resets his ip and makes fifty posts slapping himself on the back until someone bites so
>>2206261Based and friendpilled! Simple As!
Why is Mori so awkward?
PLEASE CALL PLEASE CALL PLEASE CALL PLEASE CALL PLEASE CALL PLEASE CALL PLEASE CALL PLEASE CALL PLEASE CALL PLEASE CALL
Arrived 15 minutes late to the birthday delivery. What did I miss?
Okay, genuine question. What didAme do recently that made her the new schizo target? It was Kiara then Mori then Gura. Now it's Ame. Are they running a schedule?
>>2206375Dumbchama...
>>2206313they get stuck together like Gauge block
>Persona begging stream 2: electric boogaloo never everEh>I'm gonna focus on the repsTHATS MY BOY
>>2206342That's not what the statistics say.
>>2205605Towa....
>we're done with endurance stream OH NO NO NO NO
>>2206400I know I 100% would buy it.
What a nice birthday stream.
>>2206419A whole bunch of thank yous and a Watson mention.
>>2205824Does Booth deliver overseas or do I need to use Geekjack?
>>2206395>"whatever you guys make for me is good"where's the butt plugs then
>>2206403It's just the same guy replying to himself. Don't even bother giving him a (You)
>>2206256Not a burger, metric is the only that I know, I just think that using mm for "big" numbers is just retarded. Is like saying that something is 5400 mts away instead of 5.4 km
ENTERIRONMOUSE
>"I'll pick out other colors to read">imagine SC'ing your oshi and just because it's not a red, she doesn't read itThe absolute state of deadbeats.
>>2206375Why do we have retards saying this every single time
>>2206419mori daki, no joke
A hardworking girl's genuine happinessIts a good thing to see
>>2206375dumbeat...
>>2206296don't imply they've had a victory, should say something like "it's not enough that i should fail- others should follow suit"
>>2206407It's a 15day salary for me. But I'd still buy it.
>>2206375Every time.
>>2205824Can I buy the whole set sans the daki? I'm not into that shit, honestly
>The things will be available at JP midnight
Fuck you Cover and fuck you Hololive JP you fucking stupid ass piece of shit japs
>>2206313Takobro was in the thread and dropped 4 drawings
>>2206361>>2206367>>2206398Thanks buddy, sorry to interrupt during Mori's birthday
>>2206420''protagonist'' shit, don't worry about it
Who is Colin? Is that her boyfriend?
>>2206419Mori thanking people, baiting SCs mostly.
>>2206419DAKI DAKI DAKI DAKI DAKI FUCKING DAKIIIII KNEEL
NYANNERS IS IN THE DISCORDI REPEATNYANNERS IS IN THE DISCORD
>>2206416It's not her real birthday.
So what the hell is she announcing after the Totsu?
>>2206380>Scheduled to be shipped:Early August to Early September 2021Lmao, I fucking hate Cover
I will never understand the birthday party streams, you know it's not her actual birthday, right? you are just giving her money because the company is asking you to do it
SUSAN HATE
>>2206394She made more money too retard
Would this woman behave like this without the money?
>>2206296>>2206387Wtf LOL i look like that and speak like that xD
ENTER RAMIREZ(In Botan stream)
>>2206405>I can finally become the last teamateYESAME IS MINE
THIS IS BULLSHIT, WE WANT COOL MERCHANDISE TOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2205784Damn that's some nice lingerie
New art from Reihttps://twitter.com/rei_17/status/1378713661582143495
>>2206420The only thing comparable to today's event?
>>2206436mouse and silvervale are turbodeadbeats
MORI JUST BRAPPED
>>2206420Only EN who already got their birthday
>Mori>A fucking DakiWell, I didn't expect that at all.
>>2206152Unironically was a Niji, around 145k to 150k USD on akasupas.And a male on top of that...but now is back being a who? (So no, it wasn't Tokyo Ghoul)
Deadbeats, I might be falling for your oshi...
>announcing leaked shitYeah whatever seen it alreadyStart the call ins already
>>2206467Might unironically be 3D, that's what I see a lot of JOPs speculating at least
>Another day of people attacking AmeliaOh super cool.Glad Cover also decided to fuck over Amelia with her merch too. What a fucking joke.
>>2206434It's just consistent with everything else in the image.
>>2206461"protagonist"...? What in the goddamn?
>>2206318They already talked about this. Gura’s birthday merch will include a blanket, Ina’s will have a fitted sheet, Kiara’s will have a mattress.
>>2206469Well she’ll probably be alone on her real birthday so it evens out
>>2206469this is why you don't have a gf anon
>>2206407Not for the city people, no. That's waaaaay below national minimum wage
>>2206462Yeah, me.
>>2206420Probably nothing. Someone said something negative and a buncha hiveminds just latched on and kept the ball rolling.
>>2206405T-there's always the year one anniversary for redemption right Teabro?
>>2206469It's the same as having the real birthday date doe, we just can't have that for dox reasons
>>2206466is my birthday real
>>2206490Just like RIkka huh
>>2206490Oh sweet that means we'll get 3Ds for the others soon then!
>>2206416because she's constantly trying not to say nigger at all times
>>2206177Lots of fun, there's nothing higher energy than a bunch of young people dancing to it
>>2206486Then you don't watch the fucking streams, since she said she wanted to do one for a while.
>/jp/ niki
>20mins>no call insKAHM ON MORI
fucking hell...
>>2206493Didn't management want to make it even lamer at first?
>>2206469The money that you'd give on her actual birthday, you give instead on her canon birthday. Simple as.
>>2206395Ame said herself she worked hard to make something affordable. Ame's pack was 8k compared to 14k for Moris, so far more people can buy Ame's than Moris.
MORI MAKING MONEY PLAYING DEADBEATS LIKE DUMMIES
>/jp/ nikki arigatoits over /vt/ lost...
>>2206277The (blue) blood feud will be eternal
>>2206497kek
>>2206514Haha...
>>2206489no one outside of here knows about it so shut the fuck up you impatient child
>That explosion of JP in chatCute
SUSAN FUCK YOU
>>2206442I dont watch her often, but I 100% agree.
AHHH her japanese is so cute
>>2206405You retards really need to work on your english before you try doing this
>>2206493First time?t. KFP
>>2206420Nothing. She's the only other EN birthday available for pointless comparisons.
>>2206487What is the context of this?
Imagine being a JP fan and getting a thrill as your oshi speaks your native language for once.
>>2206490Lol no
>>2206431Booth offers a proxy for deliveries overseasits up to you which one to use.
>>2206493Fuck those slant eyed biased pieces of shits
>>2206376It is sad to compare. Just watch bro.
>>2206341>Enma and Cover allowed thisIs it fair?
>>2206493I mean she had the first birthday in her gen and it was only a few months after her debut so you can't really expect much.
http://poal.me/862nechttp://poal.me/862necwe hate Watson now right?
>meanwhile Temma celebrating 60K GO TEMMA GO
>>2206532IT FUCKING HURTS DAMMITNOT EVEN HOME 3D
>>2206467Her roommate account gets Suisei'd into the Hololive umbrella as her alt outfit
>>2206522more like WHOshia, am i right fellow vtuberians?
>>2205701What the other guy said for the most part. And also you can't celebrate your real birthday anyway so its like a substitute.What's funny for me is the one where you entertain your fans for your birthday, I mean I get it, but its always seemed funny to me.
>>2206493Hang in there a bit longer, Kiara will steal the spotlight
>>2206493She literally said she didn't want to do the coolest merch first.
You know what would be the funniest shit ever? If Mori somehow has a yab on stream again by somehow doxxing herself again
>>2206478Im still hiding faggot
>>2206438I blame the canadians, that "superchat war" shit brought the paypigs on.
>>2206527I LOVE IT WHEN THEY SEND ME BIG AKAS
>>2206554Why is it this time?
>>2206503We are far beyond that point.Where the hell do you think you are?
>>2206469What if all Holo birthdays are their real birthdays but Holos were asked to deny that.
>>2206420having a birthday as a point of comparison for numberfagging
>>2206472A shitload of money usually makes people pretty happy. She feels more fulfillment from finally being recognize for making music though, fuck you.
ENTER CHICKEN
https://files.catbox.moe/soehms.mp4
KIARA MENTION
>>2206496Well, which one has "myth" in her image song again?
>>2206486It will be made in China because Cover are too Jewish to get it made anyway else because it would cost them too much
1/4
>tfw streamlinkchad
ENTER
ENTERSHITBIRD
So is Mori clapping or slapping her thighs when she makes that noise?
>>2206522
>>2206487>highest superchatted stream in hololive history was a NijiGee..
I want Mori to give me the Lamy treatmentand I mean that in every way possible
>>2206526Teamates...
UMM.....DEADBEATS??
>>2206528JPniki is a r*ddit term.I've been dumpster diving too long to know this immediately
>>2206403>five visible replies before yours>"I hope no one is taking this lazy bait"
>>2206497>We fucking on the HoloMyth bed tonight
>Kiara leeching already
>>2206469You know that real birthdays are just a construct too, right? Like there's nothing inherently special about a birthday.
>>2206522She won't break any of the JP's records but she's doing damn well still
>>2206522TICK TOCK RUSHIT
[good news]okayu is currently using the hammer
>>2206420It’s a cycle anon.
>>2206580SHE'S FUCKING RIGHTGODAMMITSUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>2206603
>Gygerbeen drawing tranny oc instead of more art of Gura eating Ame out.Sigh.
>>2206603Bros... how am I supposed to defend this...?
>>2206554Oh nononono what happened SEAmanlets? Was all that shitposting for nothing?
I hadn't give Mori any money yet but I ordered the CD.
Mori Birthday Merch Linkshttps://www.geekjack.net/mori_calliope/language/enhttps://hololive.booth.pm/items/2861231
>Mori gets so excited about seeing Kiara she breaks kayfabe and doesn't call her kusotori at first
Mori takes so fucking long to say anything
>tired Mori
>>2206468Would you rather have merch that can sell out? They do it this way so that anyone that wants it can buy it.
MORI IS A SLUT SHE SAID IT
>>2205784Didn't Ina say she was going to buy all EN merchandise?
>Red just about to 100k after just an hour>on an Easter Morning in NAI'm feeling like this is gonna be a big one
>>2206617She also said she might use bow for coop hunts.
DEADBEATS ARE FUCKING RICH
>>2206618ah the reaperoni....
>Set of 4 celebrity... cele... celery... celebratory goods!Moririn...
>>2206588her mandibles
>BODY PILLOW OF MORIIT'S NOT FAIR DEADBEATS!
Don't forget that Mamaloni is making a special appearance this stream in Kiara's call in. DON'T FORGET
>>2206603Erase
>>2206610BASED
VINYLAUDIOPHILES CAN'T STOP WINNING
>>2206580>>2206596BASEDSUSAN HATE
>VINYLFUCKI'm going to buy this one, FINE.
>>2206493Why the fuck does Cover prioritize Mori so much anyways?
>>2206556GO HUMAN BREEDER GO
>>2206514H-Haha yeah...
>four slu-kek
Hoy mga kapatid xd
>Daki
>>2206522how can the necromancer compete with this level of fertility?
>Mori VinylVINYL COLLECTORS WHERE WE AT
>>2205972>>2205744>Daki COVER, not the actual pillow>record which is mainly a decoration since no one owns a record player>poster is very nice>150 burger certificates + shippingHonestly not as hype as people are making it out to be
>VinylWhy? Get a CD player nerd
163 cm then?
>almost as tall as a short dude
She's so fucking nervousSHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE
>>2206535Now they do
>short dude
Why is she talking like that?
>>2206478bitch you thought
SHORT MENTION
SHORT DUDE MENTION
Imagine being a manlet
>Mori talking about short dudes againMori...
>>2206580BASED CHICKEN
It's pronounced "Vye-nell" the whole fucking time?!
really now Mori
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MIDGETS MORI
>almost as tall as a SEAnigger
>It's almost as tall as a short dude>goes silent in awe
>>2206526This is some fucking cope, man. DYRBI?
>short mentionGODDAMNIT MORI
Deadbeats your oshi is real cute. I’m excited for Gura’s birthday
The poster is "as tall as a short dude"
>It's almost as tall as a short dude>It's awesome...
>"It's almost as tall as a short dude.">"...it's awesome."Mori...
[Good News] Mori uses short men as a unit of measurement
Remember, if you are taller than the poster you might as well just kill yourself.
>vinylWhat is this hipster shit?
>>2206493she'll probably get better merch for her next event
>>2206341Mori was always going to have the best merch. Reminder: the talent is responsible for handling merch themselves. Cover only does the absolute bare minimum if the talent can't do it themselves.The western ENs are screwed because good luck getting anything made in the US for a reasonable price. Meanwhile Mori has actual hookups with amateur jp creators to get basically anything she can think of made directly.
You guys told me Amelia was the GFE so why is Mori the one releasing a dakimakura
SHORT DUDES MENTION
Is Mori's preference for short dudes still just a preference or is it a fetish at this point?
>Almost as tall as a short dudeAmerican's will use literally anything to describe measurements besides something meaningful.
© 2016 COVER Corp.>her design is five years old already and they only now dug it outholy fuck that's big
>>2206651to play or hang on your wall like a loser
>>2206375It's still funny to me that this happens with every merch announcement.
mori daki reminds me of okayu too much...
Why does Cover hate Amelia so much?
I wonder who is going to cum on the daki and post it here first
>>22065433D concert as a 3D debut.With a live band and a full rendered 3D mecha dragon with effects and stuff. Literally all the other Nijis and Holos 3D debuts are shit next to it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE GIGGLE
>>2206703SEA aren't even human to her...only a set of numbers...
>>2206554>those resultsFucking hilarious. Thanks for confirming what I already knew.
Holy shit nervous Mori is 2cute4me
>>2206645ah, the mamaloni
MAMALONI STATUS?
>>2206713kek
>Poster is almost as tall as a short dude Hear that deadbeats? If you are taller than the poster you’ve got no shot with your oshi
>>2206678she's retarded, please understand
>>2206632Given a fucking made to order Etsy store can have a turnaround time of one week, and Cover is more expensive then them despite the economy of scales, they're a fucking bunch of incompetent retards before we even talk about how they'll be charging half the price again in shipping.
>>2206671>>record which is mainly a decoration since no one owns a record playerAnon you do know people own one right
>>2206693She's not Gura.
What happened with Ame? Is she being attacked by China now too or something? I must have missed something
im kind of more excited for the voice pack right now, I want to hear her voice being sweet
>more deadbeat merchYEAH!
>>2206657>top earner>lives in Japangee i wonder
>>2206481Rei is very cool. Would be an MVP if he didn't change the tarots.
>>2206672>CD playerwhy? get spotify nerd
>>2206715Anon...
JWUQRD
>>2206657She's literally in Japan. Makes her a lot easier to work with.
>INA MENTIONED THEY ARE
>>2206493It's so tiresome, I've been seeing "dude Mori's X is better than Ame's Y!" all day longIronically while Mori is gushing how much she's loves Ame
>>2206706i just think that the funny big CDs are based
I hope Ina gets paid for this shit
Deadbeats have a cute oshi
>3'x2'>small dude?????
>>2206726That's why she love us!!
>>2206719Doesn't matter to me because I love her.
>>2206493Her merch isn't even bad, you could have been cucked like Anya. It's also HALF the price of Mori's
>>2206715retardchama....
Someone check on Mamaloni.
SHE SENT IT TO KIARA FOR FUCKING FREE
>>2206706Our boy is such a real ass nigga.
>>2206715The date on the copyright is the date the term 'Cover' was copyrighted.
>>2206518I know, I just expected some cheap birthday goods because we're talking about Cover here.You can get amazing goods and shitty ones in the span of a few months, nothing really make sense with them.
>>2206554It's literally impossible to hate her
>>2206671It's always a cover, anon. You could probably resell the daki cover to make your money back
>MORI WOULD GIVE HER DAKI TO KIARA FOR FREEBASED
>I came up with the titleYou don't say...
>>2206757She's a fucking Jew milking her fans for everything they have.
>>2206703Good on Mori for finally finding a use for them.
It look like bootleg type shit you get from wish
Poorbeats, I'm not getting paid for 2 days. Will I miss out? I know there's usually a few weeks, but I'm scared.
>>2206743Only other EN to have a birthday for the easy comparisons to suit their schizo fantasies
>>2206554>we
Wasn't Saruei the guy doing all the Ame porn?
>>2206604Those are clearly samefags. How new
>>2206715Anonchama...
Amelia getting mogged so hard, going to laugh hard if they give Mori 3D
>>2206756Pretty sure she gets paid for official merch art, otherwise it'd be a pretty scummy contract
>>2206715Mori is her self-insert's persona from a Persona 3 fanfic she wrote as a teenager
>>2206487Less than that. It was a bit more than 100k. Dude's name Hayato Kagami, he had a legit impressive 3d concert where he brought an entire band. You can easily find some clips of it.
>>2206713Cope seethe dilate
>>2206660>SICK>Hella-Official>Cash money
>>2206715>Yagoo had planned Hololive EN even way before Sora debuted
>>2206779Based
>>2206554How's shooting yourself in the foot feel?
>UOH
>its not lewdDO U
>>2206779Keep crying, Dr Cel.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE VOICE CHANGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>it's not lewd!
>>2206745>Kiara Fan Club>KFPkek, the good ol' times
Amazing how Saruei actually managed to finish a picture for once without sperging out and deleting it.
YAB YAB YAB YAB
Kiara is an uooooooooooooooooo poster
>Mamaloni and Kiara buy at least 5 each
uoooooooooooooo
>UOOOOOOOOOH
KIARA'S FUCKING HERE
>Mori's birthday>Everyone keep talking about AmeShe is too strong...
>>2206761knifewife's sound merch is a fucking JP/ID soundpack. Who the fuck is going to buy that?
>Kiara ouhhhh's
>she's uohposting
>Kiara UOOHSHE'S HERE
I KNEEL DEADBEATS
That's not how you use uoh kiara.
>UOOHKiara, your VT is leaking...
>UUUOOOOOOOHHHH says kusotoriSHE IS
>Dakimakura>Not made by mamaloni Thank God my dick woudn't take it
Bros why is Mori showing off her underwear to several tens of thousands of people on stream?
Will chicken get the daki ?
>>2206761Anya...
>>2206715Bullshit. I'm pretty sure the copy right shows the year of the franchise being copyrighted.
UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>UOOOOOOOOOOH says kusotori
>UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>*barks*
I expected that daki to be massively ironic with her like wearing ladder shades and being showered in money, but that is actually a straight out regular daki.Damn I am jealous of you deadbeats right now.
DEADBEATS WE CAN SLEEP WITH MORI NOW
Unironically if vshoujo did a Daki you'd all call them whores. Double standards much? She's selling porn of herself for you to buy and masturbate to.
EXPLAIN DEADBEATS.
I'm ghosting hard
How do i make some quick 14k yen
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2206786Yep
>Uooooooooh says kusatori
YES MORI YOU ARE A FUCKING WEIRDO
UOOOOOOOOOOH
Mori, don't play dumb...You've seen even weirder shit.
Just cleansed the entirety of Cambion Drift in WarframeI know Mori is streaming right now, but aisde from that, what has/will happen(ed) today? Anything interesting happen so far?
>Kiara UOOOOOOOOOHing in chatmy sides
REAPER TUMMIEROTIC
>snoop dogg daki fucking the mori dakideadbeats...
>uoooooooooooo
One.
MORI BELLYUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEROTICUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2206709Anon, you know Rushia is the ultimate GFE and she doesn't have one either right?
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
mori sleeping with herself!
>>2206786It's a french illustrator that does a lot of anime porn. She streams her drawing on twitch sometimes.
Teamates we didn't get a daki....
UOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>2206671Why would they sell a plain white pillow?
>stuffed toysMORI IS CUTE
>Snoop daki
Wow she had to be low on money to be selling her body
>>2206786Saruei is a girl anon. Hot one too.
>>2206861MORI I ALMOST KILLED MYSELF LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>2206831>Daki made by MamaloniI M A G I N E
I forgot about the Snoop daki.
>>2206846You mean they don't have dakis? How does fucking melody not have one?
>>2206769I mean, this is expensive, cheaply made birthday goods. It's just in a form factor that you want.
>>2206761What are you talking about?? Her merch is so practical to use, holos choose their own merch!
>>2206838>>2206840>>2206842>>2206830>>2206829>>2206828>>2206825>>2206824>>2206822>>2206862>>2206857>>2206869>>2206866>>2206872>>2206882SHE'S HERE
>>2206831she would have died making it so we should be glad it's not her
>>2206761Anya have merch? since when?
UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOH
Post your face when you jerk off on Calli's daki
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>2206861>sending a rainbowmeds
>>2206725
>>2206861LEETTTSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2206846Difference is mori doesnt make her image a giant walking sex joje.
https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1378715967606321153
I only want the poster. I fucking love posters.
>>2206861IKUZOOOOOOOOOO
>I'll put it right next to Snoop-She rehearsed this bit in the mirror.
>>2206861ffs Lucitan
>>2206861Lucitan is so cute
>personal reference
>>2206880Oh shit the one with the sexy glove? I remember her now. She draws some hot ass shit.
>>2206786>>2206856>Guy
>>2206761>Voice script dataWhat
Lucitan...
>>2206861IKUZOOOOO
MORI ARMPIT DAKIORIARMPITDAKI
>>2206782The whole reason this doesn't ship for 6 months is because it's made to order. It'll never sell out, they just stop taking preorders after a month.
>>2206861Luci...
>>2206918MAMALONI NO
Saruei, really ? I'm sure they could have got a better artist than her...
>>2206908
>>2206715>>2206799YAGOO YOU GOAT
>>2206861LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2206918WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE THE ART IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER YOU DUMB LESBIAN
5CHAN DIVES NOW ANONS
>show it to your frien....>yeah maybe dont do that
>>2206918The only question is how many
>>2206838Kiara is absolutely 100% here isn't she.
>>2206768You can't copyright terms. Did you drop out of law school in the first year or something?Copyright protects works, a minimum of originality (which given only a single term is not given) is required.You're looking for trademarks, and that uses ® (™ in the U.S. for unregistered trademarks). Nobody specifies the year of registering a trademark.
>>2206911FUCK OFF, GHOST RIDER
>I don't have another DakiONE STREAM.
>90cm>almost as tall as short dudeOgey
>The poster is 163cm
>>2206861LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2206846>vshoujos don't have dakisthey're missing out
>>2206918Ah...
>>2206918the no one...
>>2206918UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2206918MAMALONI YES
>>2206861Lucitanchama....
>>2206919You can thankfully get the poster standalone for just 1000 Yen
>>2206861Lucitan... gambare...
>>2206852>~144 USDTwo days/shifts of work at a minimum wage place?
>poster is as big as 'a small dude'>poster is 3 feet tall>
>>2206945they arent talking about it
>0.9 meters is the size of "a small dude"Jesus christ how much of a shotacon is this woman?
>>2206861MORI I WAS GOING TO KILL MYSELF GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2206918UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
STOP SAYING SMALL DUDE
>>2206918kek
>>2206899Fair enough, I'm just happy that it's not shitty bags like the one Anya got.
AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT FOOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>ytcfilter fucking gave upGuess I'll be relying on (You) guys
>>2206755Pay triple for a quarter of the quality sound
>everyone else will probably get their own dakimakuras except Ame
Thank god I held out on buying the CD because I'm copping the fuck out of that Vinyl.Cool merch deadbeats.
>>2206918MEDS AWAY!
>>2206933>>2206861How much do you want to bet she will do her reps so she will get into HoloEN Gen 3
Kiara needs a uoh face now
>>2206861MORI I ALMOST KILLED MYSELF LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2206950at least recently, absolutely 100%.
KIARA IS ALREADY LEECHING LETS GOOOOO
>Just realized Mori didn't do a voice packShe really is the anti-thesis of hololive huh?
>>2206911FUCK OFF, GHOST RIDERNOW GIVE ME MY MORI GFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2206945they're still going on about Miko and Marine
>>2206761The fact Anya has merch at all is a miracle, so i dont even care if its bad i do like the bag though
>Really big>Small dude>91x61cm???????????
Live now>Morihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiziRRHFZGA>Matsurihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-9GEmHS2Zs>Lamyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdP_r-Cl5Yw>Chocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MzLAU8y95E>Botanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl1y4AH44VE>Okayuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLIrbAzhlvo>Akihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8fFEbhKes>Rushiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF4c4L69SwU>Aquahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaT7j74W7zwIn an hour>Fubukihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BLpH9Fd6Xkbday special>Morihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiziRRHFZGA
>>2206918>MAMALONI IS NGMI LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2206976little kids, nothing more
>>2206944She's making Kiara's
>>2206918There is a 100% chance this woman is going to grind on this pillow.
>>2206811>>2206815>>2206818>>2206822>>2206823>>2206824>>2206825>>2206829>>2206830>>2206840>>2206842>>2206855>>2206857>>2206862>>2206866>>2206869>>2206872>>2206876>>2206882
>>2206939Cover don't give a FUCK about EN
>>2206861IT'S A FUCKING RAINBOWLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO>>2206918Mamaloni.. your meds
>>2206918Mamaloni, no, your body can't take it!
>>2206987Works fine for me. Though I also use hyperchat.
>>2207000she literally has a voicepack
>>2207000Blindchama
>>2206933MORI I ALMOST COMMITTED SUICIDE!!LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>2207000Anonchama...
That post is nearly a meter tall damn
>>2206861LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2206918>Mamaloni buys the entire stock
>>2206973what the fuck
I'm actually upset we didn't get an Ame daki. I'm gonna angrily cuddle my Ame pillow when I get it. Fuck you Cover
I'm glad kiara wasn't the first one to have a birthday stream in holoEN
>>2206918Crunch...
>>2206950It's a common japanese effect you retards.
>>2206861LUCI LETS GOOOOOO
>Mori won't even get 5 JP call-inskek... ouch
>>2206918Oh god wait until she hears the voice pack.
>>2206861MORI I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNO
>>2207000voice pack is the full-set bonus anonchama
>>2207000There's a voice pack in the merch set
>>2207003Should we tell him?
>>2206746Honestly at this point I feel like if Ina was the priestess I would have been like "oh that's cool" but now I'm just constantly thinking about why Ina and Ame got flipped way more than I would have actually thought about the tarot cards...I can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
>I would've diedLETS GOOO X2
>tfw dead hours
>>2206950Don't be ridiculous. Imagine if she went on a huge rant about numbers or something, now that would really be containment breaking haha...
>>2206989Watch streams sometimes.
I want Kiara to call in first so we can see the new art now.
>>2206950>He doesn't know about the seagulls.
>>2206988well guess what faggot i can throw my music like a frisbee and you can't, what now?
>>2206987Yeah it somehow didn't catch the uoh
>>2206945Give me the link to the current thread and I'll dive sure
>>2206911FUCK OFF, GHO STRIDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BLpH9Fd6Xk>that weird start timeWatame is calling in isn't she?
DEADBEATS JERK IT NOWDEADBEATS JERK IT NOW
>>2207010T n T
>>2207037That's not a small dude. That's a tiny child.
>>2206972Mori "virgin reaper" Calliope
>>2207025Mori debuted first, it's fitting she had the first birthday stream.
>>2206911Honestly a night of eating hot pockets on top of hopping into bed with Mori sounds like a sweet fucking dealFUCK OFF GHOST RIDER
>"almost as big as a small dude">91cm>3 feetMORIRINISASHOTAHUNTERCALLIOPE MORI LITERALLY HUNTS CHILDREN TO SATISFY HER SEXUAL URGES AND TO ENVELOP THEIR SMALL DICKS WITH HER HUGE BREASTS AND LET THEM CUM INSIDE WITH NO PROTECTION TO TURN THEM INTO MEN
>>2207040i get it xD good joke anon, i LOL'd
The fuck is wrong with Lucitan
The poster alone actually excites me more than any of the other merch
Who called in so far?
>>2207000>nousagi is retardedMore news at 5
THE VINYL IS JP-ONLYNO EXPORT
>>2207056Feels like it.
>>2206989Ina's will be a shitty ironic one with an oyaoyadachi on the back...
Fuck I want that vinyl but I don't give a shit about the rest of the pack
>>2206950ACCEPT INA’S MONHUN REQUEST U DUM CHICKEN
>>2206157I like it.
>>2207056It wouldn't be surprising. I suspect everyone she's done a collab with to be calling in.
>>2207010ALL UOOOOH
>>2207010ttttttttut
Is it the first hololive vinyl?
>>2207010Kiara frequents /vt/ more than Mori herself.
Is Mori using ytcfilter? I'm surprised she's able to see Kiara's messages with how fast chat is moving
>>2207068HOW DO I BECOME A SHOTA
>>2207056Watabe is probably the best bet for a JP call in.
ENTER PHONOGRAPH
>>2207070She has already purchased tickets to Japan in preparation for the murder-suicide
So what's the appeal of vinyl in this age?
>>2207079anon EVERYTHNG is
>>2207000The world would be better if every distorted Pekora poster got his head smashed in.
>>2207074Me, we've been have phone sex this entire time
>>2207082i'll buy it
>>2207079No fucking way
>>2206554On the extra note, VPN method can't be used for this site now.
>>2207079Can't you use proxy services for stuff like that?
>30 minutes>nobody call in???
>>2206918ahhhhhh
>>2206992She'd be more likely to get into JP though?
>>2207095They all do
>>2207079So no one in Japan is even going to use it...
>>2207079You can use a forwarding service.
>>2207093yes, sasuga mori sama
>>2207068Based
>>2207079Do Japs even collect vinyl?
>>2207068based
>it always was my dream to have my music on vinylMY OSHI'S DREAMS ARE COMING TRUELETS GO
>>2206001I HATE BEING A LEAF FUCKING CUSTOMS TAX
And the website is dead
geekjack is fucking dead
Aki you have to reload...
>>2207079implying anyone outside japan still owns a vinyl player or whatever the fuck the thing that plays them is
>>2206944She's KFP
>Not number limitedHoly fuck Cover is going to make bank
>>2207070She's a doxxbeat
>>2207110are you sure
>Nothing is going to sell outBased
>>2207006>Rikkahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHgsCD5Yl7g>Temmahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19VuWrdpd24
>Nothing is going to sell outWait really? They actually made enough this time? They didn't even do it for Coco.
i can hear it in her voice
>Nothing is going to sell outPlace your bets someone is going to plaster every inch of their walls with daki covers
>>2207082And I'll buy it bitch
>>2207063Ame...
>>2207112Totsu hasn't even begun dummy
>>2207079The geekjack link, anon.
>>2207102looks cool
>>2207057Yes, Deadbeats, jerk it now!
>J-chad's link leads to the Taiwan version of the siteSo the rrat that J-chad was a CN manager was true.
CRASHING THAT SITEWITH NO SURVIVORS
Crashing your shitty Jappo coded merch site. With no survivors.
>UOOOOOHposting without cunny
CRASHING THIS SITEWITH NO SURVIVORS
>>2207112Half an hour left, that's enough time for Kiara and ... uh ... Ina ... ?
Mori, that site is gonna crash harder than two planes into a pair of towers.
REINE YOURE AWAKE CALL MORIhttps://twitter.com/Naliz_is_hungry/status/1376158400212430849
>>2207141made to order
>please don't crash the site. lolno
>>2207103>>2207079WHAT?! This is an outrage!
>>2207095I bet most of them use it. At the start I remember they would complain they couldn't see senpais or genmates in the chat or whatever but I haven't heard that in a long time.
>>2207000retard
>>2207102>Retro>Better sound quality for purityfags
Crashing the siteNo survivors
>>2207079>he doesn't have personal importers/buyers>he isn't going to fly to Japan personally once the coof vaccine is out>he doesn't have a personal supersonic jet, portal gun or sub to sneak into Japan withNGMI
>>2207102Soundquality, mostly.
TIME TO DDOS GEEKJACK
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>Is that a challenge? It's down already Moririn
>>2207102it's big
>>2207141they probably make them on per order basis
>>2205744Thanks for the heads up Mori, now go back to your stream
>I know that my deadbeats are respectful and kindBAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>2207116no they don't I tried to shill it to Kiara once and she didn't do it
>>2207135Are there any deadbeats that AREN'T doxxbeats?Even they ones that claim they aren't they all look that shit up then just keep it to themselves.
>>2207155chicken is a stupid woman
>>2207132You don't buy vinyl to play them. It's a collector's item. Usually you just frame them and put them on a wall.
>>2207115But is Mori in HoloJP because her Twitter is full of Mori and her roommate
>>2207102Looks nice.
>>2207006Bros are they all gonna hunt together?
The site won't survive Mamaloni's botnet....
>>2207141>made enoughIt's made to order, that's why it doesn't ship until August.
>>2207102It's for collection
>>2207102It makes music listening a more engaged activity.For the type who actually sit down and listen to music instead of treating it like background soundtrack.Not for me, but I get the appeal.
>>2207102HipstersAudiophiles who've memed themselves into thinking vinyl is the best qualityCollectors
Me over on the right bros
>>2207063eat shit
Send link pls
>I know my Deadbeats are respectful and kindMori I fucking hate other Deadbeats and they hate me too.
>>2206715Ame did this.
>>2207141These are made to order, why do you think it takes 6 months to ship?
If Anya can manage to DDoS Geekjack, what do you think is going to happen?
How long do birthday streams usually go? I'm worried about the call ins.
>I believe my deadbeats are very respectfulDU YU REARY?
>>2206989She'll get one next year, you impatient shit
>>2207155Associating UOOOOOH with cunny is something only EOPs do.
You won't disappoint Mori, right? Be respectful.
>>2206212>get loadsamone on a b-day stream>somehow it's a failure for not being as big as another person'sOh what a horrible fate~!
>>2207137yes, tried with 10+ commercial VPNs and openVPN, the site will correct the results in like 1-2 mins. I can't believe I wasted $100 to prove it.
>>2207102Big art, plus if the music was produced using analog equipment it avoids anything that might be unappealing about digital.
>>2207024Anon not even Rushia gas a daki.This Mori one is pretty much porn
>>2207141It's all made to order. Always has been. That's how cover merch works.It's why this shit isn't shipping til september at the earliest.
>>2207141Dakis are easier to make than plushies
>>2207141probably made to order since you might be lucky to get it in 2021
>>2207199>>2207180>Mori is THAT mom.
someone post that mamaloni SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>2207000>[Deleted]Nuh uh, I don't think so buddy.
>>2207000>[deleted]you cannot escape your failure
>>2207151>So the rrat that J-chad was a CN manager was true.that rrat was for Jenma though?
>>2206715it always weirds me out how Asian companies seem to do this, every time I look at some art I'm like "huh that looks more modern but it says 2017" and it turns out that's just the company's founding date or something
>>2207151>IT'S REALhttps://www.geekjack.net/mori_calliope/language/zh-TW
Just woke up so how much calls has cali gotten so far?
>>2207102Doesn't suffer from bit rot.
I think Mori is going to surpass Marine's stream. The supas keep flowing.
>>2206950Based on the uoooh? Probably not. But both Kiara and I think Ina previously tacitly admitted during a collab to posting on /i/. Kiara's attentiveness to squashing specific rrats seems to hint that either she does still browse 4chan or someone in her circle of friends does.
>>2207000>[Deleted]OH NO NO
>>2207141Almost all of the merch sold on booth is made to order. It can't sell out.
>>2207199I think you're okay
>Ame only got a small pillow, a crappy keychain and stickers>Mori gets all thisHow is this fair? Fuck you
>Geekjack died
>>2207204Call ins start at midnight Japan time and end after an hour, which is when Mori has a big announcement(s)
>>2207199We respectfully hate each other's bones, bitch nigga.
>>2206141SHE IS COOL
>>2207000>anti-thesisThe absolute state of Mori antis
Is the voicepack only available for any individual purporse, or is it only for the entire Set of Goods?
>>2207151>>2207227wasn't it for enma??
>>2207000>(Dead)lmao
CRASH EETGIVE ZEM HOPE
I was kinda hoping Omocat would draw something today
>>2207000I won't let you escape you filthy rrat
Actually really looking forward to getting the poster and putting it up on the wall right in front of me. I want Calli to always be in my field of vision.
CALI LOVE US SEA CHADS
>>2207213hey other proxyfags can you vouch
>I know that my deadbeats are respectful and kindOh Mori, you jokester
>>2207000wasted digit faggot
>>2207000
>>2207222GONNA MAKE MORI A MOM
>>2207151I thought that was Jenma's rrat
>>2207000damn, being retarded aint easy
Oh wow they did kill the website
>>2207209It's already down....
>edited the wordssounds about right
>>2207183Yeah I guess I did sound like a retard, let me correct it then.She's a deadbeat
>Sold out alreadyKKE
>>2207102It's cooler looking
>sold out already and sales haven't even begun...Cover took a page from Nintendo's book I see.
>>2207000You cant delete your shame anon
>>2207238If she browses Japanese boards there's no reason to think she doesn't browse English ones as well.
>>2207142All you need is a 'heh heh heh' so you can hear her oji-san chuckle.
>>2207000:}
>>2207006Oh shit, Festival's fighting Magnamalo. Thanks 35p!Keep on keeping on, 35p...
>>2206052WATSON PROTAGONIST CONFIRMED
>>2207000>[Deleted]rumao
>>2207000Where's that nanora ritual poster when you need him?
>>2207102I collect mostly for the art.
>>2207245Mori works hard and Ame is lazy as shit.
>>2207157t. moron
>>2206380How else am I gonna do this without buying the merch?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEGVGqJEeCo
>>2207245I agree, fuck Cover. This is blatant favoritism.
>>2207000[Sad News] Mori antis can't read
>>2100000
>>2207232You're good. Haven't missed anything except her gushing over everyone's kindness and announcing stuff.
>>2207277It's a stylistic choice retardchama
>>2207217>This Mori one is pretty much pornWhat the fuck is your definition of porn? Are you a fucking Christian out of the 80s?
>>2207048Me too, thats why Im honest with myself not like you nigger
>>2206212>>2206353
>>2207000>DeletedOh no no no NO NO NO
Mori said she likes me!
"sold out" is a terrible placeholder
The site actually isn't loading for me, I'm in the US....
>>2207151holy shit>>22072320
this is boring.. get on with the calls
MORI SAID SHE LIKES MELATER VIRGENS
>>2207000Mori might as well have told you to shut the fuck up
How do you think Mori feels, being the 'cool kid' in the group for the first time in her life?
I'm this close to ruining the image my family have of me and getting the daki
>>2207252Nope, you only get the voicepack if you buy the entire set. Pay up.
>>2207024Once again, it's not a cover thing. The talent is on the line themselves to get this shit put together. Ame's merch was shit because she couldn't do anything herself, so she got the bare minimum of what Cover could provide for her. Mori commissioned all this shit herself.
>>2206918Orgasms incoming
i don't think i've heard a single mori song desu
First one to make the daki stand?
>>2207245I'm really trying to be UNITY but I can't pretend this doesn't bother me.
>>2207275Fucking hell deadbeats
>>2207102It makes the act of listening into more of a dedicated hobby, plus it looks cool.
>>2207000>make shitpost>get 3 (You)s>delete post>get 10000000 (You)s
How many cum tributes will the porn daki get?
>>2207271*Stays in her MK lobby without ever leaving with Mori doing nothing about it*
>>2206918YAMERO MAMALONI OMAE YOUR BODY CANT HANDLE IThttps://streamable.com/6gz7g4
>>2207185You're right but part of the appeal of collecting vinyls are the disk designs and artist notes which kinda make this vinyl a little bit underwhelming
>>2207245Cause Mori actually works hard while Amelia is a lazy poorfag
https://poal.me/ug5qxrhttps://poal.me/ug5qxrhttps://poal.me/ug5qxr
>>2207330Power overwhelming.
>>2207079Is it even safe to ship vinyl's internationally?
>>2207250Geekjack always dies. Even Anya killed it. Nips run their infrastructure on actual sticks and string.
>You guy mess with me, but I like you...THAT VOICETHAT FUCKING VOICEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2207000>DeletedCan't hide bitch
>>2207000>MORI ANTIS ARE RETARDS DEADBEATS CANT STOP WINNING
>>2207102It's a nice way to support the artist and have something nice to look at.
>>2207213Do GCP/AWS/Azure work?
>I know that my Deadbeats are respectful and kind.Mori I love your misplaced faith in us.
>>2207112>no one is calling in
>>2207245The funny thing is Ame's merch is more overpriced.
>>2207297rfa stream killed him
Reminder:>>2000000
>>2207000>Deleted
>you guys mess with me, but I like you...BULLY WAS ABOUT (((US))), NOT HERHOLY SHIT
>>2207245You have to propose the merch ideas yourself.
>>2207245It's fair in the sense that Mori and J-chad have obviously been planning this for a while. Just look forward to Ame's next birthday and what she'll have prepared.
Which girl will be the next target of the schizos?My bet is on Gura because she either doesn't call Mori because she's sleeping and that means she hates her, she calls Mori but its a little cranky because it's early in the morning, and that means she hates her, and if everything else fails, if that fails, there is MonHun, she either plays it off stream and we get a repeat of that Valheim schizo, or she doesn't and they call her lazy and that she doesn't care about playing well with Ina
>>2207338It honestly has been the posting meta forever. I self-delete so many of my baits
>>2207155
>>2207330"Guh?!"
>>2207331>current year>still giving a shitcringe
>>2207366It's half the price
Open the lines already
>>2207335Same thing happened with Ame's release, though that was primetime USA so it was probably easier to get the number.
>>2207335It dies literally every time
>>2207301>>2207245>>2207336>Mori makes 3 EPs in 7 months, one which trends worldwide #1 on Apple>Ame does fucking nothingShe's my Oshi but cmon retards.
>>2207331go get it, you can flip it inside out on daylight
>>2207245The pillow is actually way fucking better than what most of the JPs get. Ame's whole package was great value. The only unique thing for Mori is the vinyl.
>>2207245I get the feeling Mori worked her ass off to put this together.Also, Ame was the test run for how the Western market would respond to birthday merch, so she probably didn't want to do a whole-ass Daki if no one bought it.I get the feeling her stuff sold well enough for Mori to know this was worth it.
>>2207348Waiting for Ina's.
>>2207299Ame streams more and does more creative shit that Mori blatantly copies. They both work hard in different outputs.
>>2207151>deliberately yanking the chinkos' chainbaste
Mori sounds so cute...
Question, Which Empress song is she covering on the CD? A quick google gives me some american indie shit, it can't be that song.
>>2207375My bet is Towa, because it makes no sense, and schizos don't make sense and trying to predict them is foolish.
>live showMORI THE CALL INS
>>2207344You're the Ninabro animationfag right? Gimme your handle.
>>2207334It's called a hanger anon.
>>2207338>j-just pretending!
>>2207335This always happens
>>2207391same desu
>>2207377hmmmmmmmmFUCK
>guooh oh my good aaah i'm so overwhelmed with all the support guuuh don't give me more moneeeeyDeadbeats have been falling for this shit for 7 whole months
I can't listen to the stream did Mori talk about the vinyl yet?
Two hours hell yeah
>>2207151Yab
>>2206722Was this Rikka's brother?
>>2207393NOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
3D LIVE ON APRIL 17TH
>>2207227>>2207272J-chad = J ENMA?
>>2207399I think it's a song that the original artist hasn't released a version of yet because he does vocaloid shit
>KaraokeLET'S GO IT'S BEEN YEARS
>>2207321this is the website that leaked all paid voice content by just sending out a URL on purchase that you could change the number on, please understand
>>2207344holy shit im dying
>>2207151oh my fucking god
>>2207399Teniwoha's unreleased piece, that's why it's restricted to CD right now
>>2207245Hololive fags more and more start to sound and act like Blackpink fags.Next they will send trucks to Cover headquarters as a way to protest to trait fair their oshi
>>2207411>t. seething teamate
>>2207412yea, art isnt finished yet and it wont sell out
>>2207252seems like Mori's voice file is for her set onlyusually a holo does more than one voice, and they have a voice set for purchase outside of the full goods setsomeone here will probably post it eventually, though
>Mori's live show is gonna overlap Holofightz
Oh shit, mori's doing something on my birthday
>>2207402NEVER MIND I AM RETARDED
>>2207400Anon, every Towa shit post is just.Twappi....Tor....Tokugawa...
mori will get 3D before gura despite gura having more subs because she is in japan
>>2206918Mamaloni is going to grind in this pillow until it can stand
>>2207411Thank god I'm not the only one seeing this shit
>>2207345Nigga she literally said like 5 times that the vinyl picture isn't the finished vinyl design, just there to demonstrate that there is a vinyl. The design is forthcoming.Watch the fucking streams you SEAmonkey.
>>2207412Yeah
>>2207375Kiara because she'll upload her birthday song for Mori on her channel
>>2207363No clue, but if you're going to go that far you must really have a lot of free time more than me.
FINALLY KARAOKE
>>2207400Anon, this isn't /hlg/, Towa schizos wouldn't get (You)s
>>2207312wait, i thought you were the suiseifag?
>>2207245The girls come up with their own merch ideas. Multiple ones already talked about thinking about theirs.
>>2207344Holy fuck kek
>>2207412ye, this dork is also releasing a daki. sales start in 20 mins but the vinyl, according to another anon, is only "local" so no shipping outside japan
>>2207344KEKYOU MADE IT HIGH PITCH LIKE I ASKEDNICE
>>220738114.444 vs 8000 & the lap pillow is less than a third of the daki cover.
>>2207399Unreleased song that the producer is working on. Her cover is coming out before the actual song, funnily enough.
FUCK YOU SUSAN MY STREAM IS DEAD
>>2207412Yes, artwork isn't finalized yet. Been a dream of hers to have a vinyl of her music.
>>2207437>watching secondary content over primary content
>>2207411Teamates fall for that shit too only difference being that Mori has richer fans.
>>2207419Wouldn't that be funny
>>2207437boo hoo
>>2207411t. poormate
>>2207433>falling for the falseflag achizo
>a little time offOh for fuck's sake
Time for the rrat feeding section of the stream.
>>2207461That means it was made domestically, not imported, retard. It's on the geekjack page for overseas orders.
>>2207437>holofightz with live karaoke bgmOh hell yes.
ARE WE BEING RAIDED?
>>2207481She's been working really hard, okay?
>>2207481you would know this already if you watched her
>>2207411Literally all the JPs do this too faggot.
>>2207470Amelia disables her Superchats constantly
>>2207411>>2207445t doesnt watch jps
>>2207411t. eamate
>>2207437Just watch Holofightz then??
so is this the totsu stream or not?
>>2207437BGM? have a popout window of her stream over holofightz with the latter's volume down?
>>2207299And Mori's birthday started by copying Ame.
>Friend delayed her stream 15 minutes because Watame is going to call in>Mori, instead of being considerate, is dragging out the stream as long as possible before she gets to the totsumachi, despite it being almost midnight in JapanT-That's my Mori...
>>2207348Moririn...
>>2207481She mentioned that ages ago
>>2207411KFP your oshi does the same
>>2207437>watching mori job while mori sings her new EPthis is a net gain
>>2207344KINO
>>2207411>Hiiiiicccc my tummmy hurts my stream is 30 minutes delayed I am stressed from never sleeping thank you for all the support
>we have cakeyou sure do have cake, Calli
THE IMAGES
>>2207470Except that Ame literally turns off the SC in that case.
Here's your 3D model bros
>>2207411this has been a timeloop conversation since her first fucking month.
>>2207437just turn up mori's volume anon
>Watame just retweeted the streamIt's happening.
>>2207480>>2207481She's already told us, she's having surgeryPay attention.
>>2207253No, Jenma, Kiara said that her manager knows some chinese.
>>2207509Totsu only starts at midnight, and they know it
People still give a shit about holofightz?
NO MORE BIG PROJECTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2207509kek
>>2207501Call ins start at the top of the hour.
I'M IN
>>2207420No
>>2207437I'd watch hfz over mori
>>2207482understandable. as i said, "AS AN ANON SAID"
DYRBI?
>I am not doing anything big project-wise.DYRBI?
>>2207102Dorks like Mori think the idea of them is cool.She's right
D Y R B IYRBI
>>2207493>>2207522wtf I can't believe Mori is a jewI'm a Teamate nowCome on, retards.
Uhh teamates where were your SCs on Ame's birthday? So much for supporting your oshi
>>2207519God I love her
MENHERA BEAT MONGO WITH S&S FIRST TRY
>>2207437>caring about mori singing the same songs all over again
>>2207493Yeah because she can't sleep or plan properly so she turns off SC's to save time.
>>2207509her totsu was on schedule, retardchama
>regular schedulenoooo my rrats.....
>>2207437YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
DYRBI????
REGULAR STREAMS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-1
MORI IS DYING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2207521GRAB THE BOOBY
>>2207529If she fucking goes for the breast reductuion
>>2207411send Ame a superchat so she can buy some antacid and stop ending streams because muh tummy lmao
Deadbeats.. it's the schedule arc but with Mori this time
>>2207400Towa....
>>2207411Poormates coping now.
>>2207437just put her as bgm
DOST THOU GIVE CREDENCE TO HER WORDS
>>2207400They usually need at least something first to try and throw a tantrum, even if anybody with two functioning neurons can realize it's nothing, perhaps i should have call them SEAnigs?>>2207448That's a good one, i didn't think about it
Mori finally getting her gyno appointment like a big girl!
Imagine being Mori's OBGYN
>>2207521Deadbeat threads are oldschool as fuck. How many times have we ended threads without capping the slots?
>>2207530really could've sworn it was about enma being a chink and resenting coco and that's why she blocks EN collabs with her. but thank you, that makes more sense.
>ywn be mori's gynecologist
Yes, please rest. You are 100% the type of person to work yourself into a grave.
>she's not actually going to stop working>will focus on her second job full time
>>2207301I’m pretty sure they’re the ones who do the work to get their merch made. That’s why they get all or most of the proceeds.
lmao do you guys really believe in your boy?
The surgery......
>>2207556YATTA
why are shitbeats ganging up on ame?
Wait what? Mori has health issues?
don't lie you're never going to stop overworking
I'm proud of Mori!
>>2207543>I can repeat things without any basis in reality or critical thinking by just putting 'anon said' in front of itExplains a whole lot about this thread, really.
>>2207487you best be believin' in raids...
Do you really believe?
>>2207373Little wishful thinking there. Ame doesn't plan anything beyond the general concept. Pretty much all of her celebrations or event streams have just been her winging it
I still don't get the mountains of money Mori made. It has to be the music right? She spends so much of her stream time just thanking people for their money and tooting a Kazoo at them, she barely does any actual streaming.What about the reason to actually give her money in the first place? I haven't understood in months, but obviously I can't argue with the results
>Mori is a big girl
>>2207535Averages 2k viewers
It's Mori's birthday, Stop talking about Ame!!!!!!
I'm a big girl
>>2207524It always works because the average IQ of this place is 50
>anything BIG>project-wisemoririn, elaborate on those 2 points pleasealso>i'm a big girl, i can take care of myselfDYRBI
THESE ARE NICE WORDS MORI BUT ILL BELIEVE WHEN I SEE IT
>>2207519I thought deadbeats didn't fall for bait?
>>2207603FUCK YES I DO
>there are things I have to get checkedshe's pregnant
>>2207582NAY
>>2207529She said it on a member stream didn't she
>>2207580>>2207575>>2207519>>2207498>>2207477>>2207470>>2207433??? what the fuck is this
And now please convince my chickenwife to see a doctor as well.
Only daki that matters
>>2207560Anon the one time she had real shit to talk about she disabled the SCs then too.
>>2207554Based
Wouldn't it be fucked up if Mori's surgery goes bad and she dies
didn't believe it at first, but Hoshiyomi and Deadbeats do have more in common than I thought
>>2207487300+ IPs at Japan prime time. What do you think?
>>2207613Ame!
I'm not going to worry how a grown woman lives her life, but by god if she takes more freelance from acquaintances...
Towa GF..
>>2207609For you
>Matsuri is showing the endingYab
>>2207616>>i'm a big girl, i can take care of myself>DYRBIuhh she moved to japan and got this far mostly on her own, so yeah
do not reply to obvious bait you faggots
I guess the only explanation is that Ame, being the first to have her bday, had to act as the test subject for how well merch would be received by the WestNext year Ame will get good merch too
Are YOU doing your health reps deadbeats?
Meanwhile in Botan Stream:>Lamy showing off her fancy gear to Botan>Repeatedly remarks that Botan is cool when she's doing something like riding a monster>Botan barely doing damage in the meantime
>>2207437>Redditfightz
>>2207102They’re pretty..
>>2207535It gets better views than anya if you want to gauge it like that
>>2207541what stream was this again?
>>2207596its teamates you newfag
>>2207640There's nothing left.
RISU NOOOOO
>>2207588No, that is different rrat.
>>2207635Being annoying?
>fishingFUCK OFF REINE
>>2207635Explain, please.t. KFP
Reine...your fishing obsession...
DEAD BEATS GRILLING NOW
>>2207610grim
>>2207628an unironic raid
>SEAmonkeys get exposed as circlejerking samefags>Ame shitposting suddenly stopsBetter luck next time!
bros, the images...
>>2207535retard
>>2207634Yes, that would be fucked up.
BBQ
Isn't Mori running an entire WoD campaign does that not count as a big project?
YOU BETTER FUCKING REST MORI I DON'T WANT YOUR FRIENDS AND FANS CONCERFAGGING OVER YOU
>>2207652>redditlive
>>2207647Implying I'm going to buy it next year.
ENTERTURKEY
>>2207609>>2207609>>2207609>>2207609
>>2207628I don't know, but it's disgusting
>>2207628SEAnigs trying to push the same Ame vs Mori narrative again. It's nothing new.
What's with all the angry SEAnigs and samefagging antis?
BARBECUEME AND YOUSTINKY PINKYPEW PEW PEW!
DAKI???????????BADGES?????????????????????????VINYL??????????????????//WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO?????????WHY DIDN'T AME GET THESE??????
ENTER PEAFOWL
Love towa
>>2207651>Lamy carrying Botan in a videogame
>>2207657multiple though the main image was A Way Out
>>2206554
BBQ WITH MORI
>>2207487Yes, by Deadbeats.
>all those retards falling for bait that doesn't even mention AmeliaI thought deadbeats were supposed to be based?
>>2207437>not watching bothweak
>>2207509And kiara will call first
>>2207640She does it for free.
Totsumachi?
>don't hit image limit>catzone poster is missing
*siiiip* aw hell yeah
>>2207627T3 I believe
>>2207673We're both actual idolfags in the real sense, not the meme sense.t. Deadbeat
When did this thread become holofights global?
I thought deadbeats being easy to bait was a joke...
Your oshi WILL go fishing with Reine
>>2207635Yeah, they're both the most falseflagged fanbase