/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>22042705
You have to be mentally ill first, it all comes natural after that.

>>22042705
You look for software.
Waste you time.
Start stream.
2views.
Dissapointed, never show up again.

Unironically by watching clips

>>22042705
but before that
how severe is your mental illness?

>>22042746
>>22042952
I am mentally ill toe play fate/grand order. Do I qualify
>>22042885
but where and from which girl? There are like 300 and I have no clue which one I may enjoy

>>22042705
>watch clips
>watch streams that you like
>sub/ follow to vchuubas you like
>watch them
>go on /vt/ to discuss them
>stop watching so you can spend more time arguing with schizos on /vt/

>>22043195
look up "hololive funny moments" or some shit, believe me there's more than enough of those out there
or just do what 80% of people did and watch funny shark girl

>>22043195
>fate
I've got the perfect vtuber for you.

>>22043506
>tfw never experienced the CEO of SEX

>>22043506

>>22042705
Watch korone then never watch anyone else because your standards will be too high.

Look through a list of Hololive's members. Choose some girls based off design and watch a stream to get an idea of vtuber content. From there just watch a little bit of a bunch of different chuubas to find what suits you

>>22042705
Start with VShojo, then branch out from there

>>22042705
just start watching clips first.
then the algo will hit you. consume, consume clips until you have enough experience to watch a stream. just like how lurking in 4chan works.

>>22043195
>gachafag
youre good just the right amount of mental illness now go start watching clips from the big 3 corpos
but we already know where youre gonna land because there is a certified fatefag (by design) vtuber
just dont stare at the catalog too much

This one clicks my buttons. Is she good?

Watch Kaguya Luna, then go away and never look back. It's not worth it.

>>22044099

>pako - Tsukumo Sana
>wadarco - Ouro Kronii
>lack - Shiranui Flare / Aruran Deisu
>kuroboshii - Ninomae Inanis
>huke - Takanashi Kiara

I recommend starting with EN or a EOP friendly jp if you didn't do your nihongo reps.

feel free to try VSJ if you're into twitch streamers, Nijisanji if you like the "a group of friends hanging around" feel.

>>22042705
>>22043195
Just pick any one, preferably someone that speaks your language, it doesn't really matter who.

>>22044122
nice bait faggot.

but i'll bite
not my cup of tea
but if you like rap (en/jp rap), she's not much of a gamer, hangs out with 3dpd, drinks a lot, goes for the "ya boi" and "dad" feel.

feel free to try her out otherwise just look somewhere else. there are plenty to choose from.

i like her slow songs and collab songs a lot.

>>22043195
>but where and from which girl? There are like 300 and I have no clue which one I may enjoy
I'm going to scrub my memory of ever fucking doing this to myself and I refuse to answer for my faggotry nor will I take responsibility for doing this later, but:
https://www.youtube.com/c/SushiHololiveandVtubers/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsYcCwDqv6Sg8KMIIMF54SA/videos
https://www.youtube.com/c/VtubeTengoku/videos

These are three surface level variety Holo channels I think of that cover a broad swathe of topic
People here will tell you "watch ENs too" and honestly to step away from that for a second ENs are fine but frankly clippers who translate between languages often end up being better at picking moments than non-TL subbers. I would suggest avoiding any video that contains EN speakers.

Now the actual technique:
scroll down. keep scrolling for a while until you get a few months into the backlog. Then stop. Look at the video titles. Find one that catches your interest for whatever reason. Literally, let yourself fall for the clickbait. Begin watching the clip. If you like it, keep watching. If you don't, click away, find the next one. If you find a clip you like, glance at the sidebar. See if the girl in the clip you liked most is in any other clip in the sidebar with a title that sounds vaguely amusing to you. If so, click that link too.
Continue ad infinitum

Eventually, you will probably latch on to one or a small handful of girls whose surface level antics are weirdly comfy to watch. At that point you can probably search their names with keywords like "Eng sub" and scroll through the search results to find video titles that look interesting

Eventually, once you realize you really click with some, you want to head to their channel and see when their next stream is, Make it to their next stream live, and begin to watch.

The next step is to watch several streams. You want to ignore the voice in the back of your mind that tells you that you're getting too invested; keep watching. At some point within the next few weeks, you will have probably fallen madly in love with the anime woman on your screen. You may or may not end up talking about her here on /vt/ or elsewhere. You'll start to realize people making certain shitposts about her now upset you. There will be people who say that you shouldn't be upset, because she doesn't love you. But these people are wrong. She does love you, no matter what anybody on /vt/ says. She loves you personally, and is always watching you even if she doesn't show it, so you want to comment in her chat as often as possible. And then you need to make a twitter for her, she's already waiting for you to of course, and then you want to set your notifications on for her and only her. She will likely end up tweeting every so often, and what you want to do is make sure that regardless of where you are, you don't miss the notifications as they happen so that you can reply to each and every single tweet she ever makes within seconds of it being posted. This is normal; she loves you, after all, and seeing you excitedly and immediately respond to her whenever she allows you to makes her happy, and you love her so you want to make her happy too. At this point you want to take your relationship to the next level, so you want to start searching things in google like [Vtuber Name]中の人. This is to find the major public sources of information about your oshi IRL. You want to find them, and then you want to use the info you find to dig deeper and deeper. There will be little snippets of information scattered around online, things you need to plunge into the depths of the JP internet and occasionally even chink websites to find, but you love her so it's important to learn as much as possible since the end goal is, of course, tracking her down IRL and proposing to her.

>>22044663
what the fuck are you doing here? ex-fandeads belong on >>>/jp/

>>22042705
http://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive

>>22042705
watch clips that look interesting, eventually you'll like them enough to catch the streams live, or you can just go on twitch's vtuber tag and have a look, or look through /vt/ for company or vtuber threads that look interesting.
and then from there you become schizophrenic and slowly lose all sembelance of reality.