/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://poal.me/qqiv8q

Pink Cat Sex

>>22042954
How do I vote for you as the worst?

Starting off great, I see.

Been a while since it was posted (i was too lazy to post them myself) but word cloud from last thead.

>You can make them yourself here: https://catalog.neet.tv/harlequin.html

Big announcement:
Vshojo girls cute.
That is all.
Have a good time VSJ+

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>My complete Nyanners (Post Vtuber Debut) Vod Archive:

- Mega download and torrent (I also added some other stuff to that account like Koikatsu cards and other VoDs i archived): https://pastebin.com/Eg1Yy3TZ

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>Vod Archiving Related Stuff:

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If you need help with archiving Vods or have questions or something feel free to join the IRC. Links and information for it here: https://pastebin.com/ET5atJEV

>>22043127
I believe anon does not qualify as a member of the vtuber collective known as Vshojo, as such he can not be voted for.

Meh
>Fightcade, install, whatever
I need to go to bed

>>22043326
We don't know that for sure. Further investigation is required.

>>22043452
GN fightcadeanon
Sleep well and sleep now

>>22043190
I see Mousey was spamming again

I hope they get back together soon bros

>>22043786
I hope Nyan fucks over EUfags more

>>22044134
Rat Mouse Best Mouse

>>22044097
I will never forgive her.
unless she has a nice day today

>>22044134
>blue eyes Mouse
Cursed as fuck

I didn't know Silver and Roflfaggator were friends. They apparently hang out a lot off stream. They were talking about her on his stream.

>tfw start and end every day fantasizing about ejaculating inside and all over nyanners

>>22044337
I just want to pinch her nose for some reason.

>>22044337
If you're going to try for a ban, at least get some new material.

>>22044337
I would tell you to have a nice trip but you're being creepy as fuck

>>22044397
This. At least post something spicy.

>>22044337

>>22044337
zamn! aethel gets to fuck THAT?

>>22044337
really?

Nyan looks Slavic

>>22044337
damn, I got the same oval head shape as her, maybe I should try a hairstyle with bangs

>>22044337
ugly gypsy amerimutt. Not a real pink cat. Dropped

>>22044715
Nah, he doesn't get to do shit, he's not well enough equipped

>>22044806
She is disgusting polish amerimutt whore

>>22044715
Dudes are like girls at times, they find girls with a sense of humor attractive. Some of the chads in my frat, (I was forced to join, because it's my dad's frat), dated some girls that I thought were a little fugly or below their league. However, when I started talking to them, they were funny af. All of a sudden I was attracted to them.

>>22044919
She's as polish as vei and soda great grandkids will be

>>22044968
It was cute listening to Soda talk about Vei and their relationship of Rob's stream. Sadly they couldn't play league, because Vei had to get shopping done, because she's getting ready for her move.

>>22044936
So you're saying aethel still has a chance despite her being way too good for him and him having tiny lady hands, a little chode and roid balls?

>>22044968
vei will be having my children. I will groom her and trap her with children in sweden while she despises me until i make her mentally unstable enough to love me anyway. Pretty easy to do with attentionwhore zoomer girls like veibae

>>22044936
>primates finding other primates attractive based on social characteristics
Say it ain't so

Maidwig when?

>>22045076
I'm not sure it has to be in sweden to make stockholm syndrome work but good luck anyway

>>22045107
Hey, I am slowly losing my incelness. Being forced to be social is making me learn it's not so bad, and not all girls are filthy fucking whores... Just most of them are.

I know Mousey can't go out, but other people can visit her if they follow certain precautions and procedures, yeah? So Nyan or Connor could potentially visit someday?

>>22045251
if you dont mind getting sprayed with bleach, maybe yeah they can

>>22045251
Mouse says that people can, but there are fuck load of hoops to jump through and she 'wouldn't expect anyone to go through that for her.'

>>22045177
Anon most PEOPLE are whores because they're rewarded for it.

>>22044337
>>22044791

>>22044766
did I stutter?

>>22044337
At least use a good image of her

Kinda funny she posted Ylia Nova as a joke of how she looks, they could be sisters, is she face blind autismo ?

>>22045251
Yes, technically they could but it'd take some time especially with covid. Probably have to travel there then isolate then test and then go through the list of the usual precautions after that.

>>22045332
Yeah, but she's always said that about things that people are 100% happy to do for her bc they care about her. I bet one of these collabs happens someday

>>22044936
I gotta say anon, you sound like a little bitch

>Lumi playing FFXIV for the first time
Lol bye fags

>>22045421
I'm not saying they wouldn't do that, I'm just relaying what she has said. I can guarantee that if Nyan had the opportunity to meet Mouse, she'd jump through whatever hoops ten times over. Connor, definitely, just by the simple fact that he's done it before for a fan.

>>22045369
Why do you think she posted her? She is well aware they look alike. She even tried to trick her mom with her saying she got boob implants.

Why does literally NO ONE hate Mel?

>>22045610
Impossible to like Vshojo and hate Mel at the same time

>>22045610
Why would anyone hate Mel?

>>22045610
theres a whole general that does

>>22045610
Mel's very good at playing a part, probably the best in Vshojo honestly. I'm amazed how many anons who'll go off on any western vtuber then turn around and say "somehow the literal camwhore is the most seiso of them all." Just goes to show how much branding matters

>>22045432
Yeah, getting cheated with my first gf will do that to you. Like I said, I am slowly changing my views, plus some fat bitch took my virginity recently, so I am starting to feel confident.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkY-H9mKKsc
Water by Magic Circuit ft. Nyanners is a bop

>>22046018
>music involving vtubers
>good
no

>>22045610
The cutest, the smartest, the sexiest, the most pure, the most adorable vshojo.

>>22046018
pretty much all of her stuff with Magic Circuit is great if you're into his style of music, it's on pretty frequent rotation for me

>>22045760
Most of that general is also here

>>22045610
lol

>>22046043
It's not like the best thing I've heard or anything, but I'm a sucker for poppy stuff with lots of synths that go into a big half-time feel finale like the one at 3:36
Plus she made all this before becoming a vtuber

>>22046043
there are a lot of good vsingers out there but city pop is gay as hell so nyanners is sadly out

need busty dragon

>his oshi doesn’t stream more than 5 days in a week
Why Zen the best Vshojo

>>22047376
>doesn't even play Kirby
Why Zen is the worst Vshojo

>>22047376
Same number of days + more hours

>>22047376
Tranny
>>22047457
Sickly mexican grandma

Wow this is the first I'm seeing of their FFX streams
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1449387211?t=3h23m48s
How can the ship be doubted?

>>22047650

>>22047686
Same way VeiPoppin was doubted. Gosling desperation.

>>22047686
holy shit ive never heard him laugh like that

twitter.com/LichVtuber/status/1512464470001475586

>>22043190
>sex cat

>>22048015
Froot is entering her slut arc, and it's going to be glorious.

>>22048015
FROOT SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>22047686
i hope she cheers up after meeting up with him irl, she seems awfully lonely recently and literally goes on rants about feeling touchstarved

>>22048015
MADE
FOR
_____

>>22048015
at least she's getting use of her 3D model in some form

>>22048199
Meds

>>22048238
DRAGONCOCK

>>22048262
meds dont apply when its true anon. Please stop abusing the word meds for everything that you dont like.

>>22048262
literally a myau stream from last week

>>22048300
meds

>>22048300
meds

>>22048331
It's more in reference to how shipfaggots think them ever meeting irl will go vs reality

>>22048015
I cringed

>>22048443
Afraid your oshi is about to get her back blown out? It's not like it could cause her stream even less, my dude.

>>22044968
With how Vei is, she gonna get deported before she gets to see her children become adults

Aethel is gonna fuck nyanners and theres nothing you can do about it fags

>>22048609
i dont want to do anything about it i hope they stream it

>>22048555
Not in the slightest, no.

Will nyan make a post about how shes sad shes too sick to go to the meeting and she will have to rest the entire weekend and then go anyway so people stop with the meetup bullshit?

>>22048609
I can fuck him first

>>22048653
No she just won't go. Not sure how nobody seems to be getting that after she cancelled 2 streams yesterday.

Imagine thinking Nyan wants to fuck Aethel when he has baby hands

>>22048743
Anon my sweet summer child...

>>22048743
thats the spirit. shes going to be in bed the entire weekend. wont even be able to get up and be at her PC.

the important thing is that even if they were dating you would never, ever know it because unlike vei, nyanners is far more cautious about schizo fan backlash and is constantly shitting her pants about ways she might upset people because what happened to her in the past

don't worry goslings, your feelings are safe

>>22048782
Hey you fucking nerd his hands are normal size thats a bit he does for the stream post up your hands next to your phone like I did fucking 4channer bitch.

If she doesn't go after canceling 2 streams for it then I will be angrier than I'd be if she fucked Aethel on stream.

>>22048839
>>22048849
Retards

You guys saw the last media share, even if theres zero sexual stuff going on between them, and she sees him completely just as a friend, they will still sleep together, she desperately wants what the bro relationship is that Hollywood pushes where guy friends sleep in the same bed and act all touchy with each other

>>22048857
yeah they're real subtle about it

>>22048743
One of the reasons she cancelled them is so that she can do her best to get her anxiety and vomiting thing in control before the trip. Unless she didn't manage that, she is going.

>>22048974
>bro relationship is that Hollywood pushes
>guy friends sleep in the same bed and act all touchy with each other
What the fuck?

>>22048857
nyanners yes. aethel im not so sure.

>>22048931
Cancelled ffx because her anxiety left her sleep deprived. Then cancelled beyblades because her anxiety got so bad it caused her to throw up until she passed out.

Can you cucks keep it down, I'm trying to watch Zen

>>22048859
ok, aethel
there's no need to get mad, bro. we're just shooting the shit here

>>22049061
who cares! why no stream?! many such cases!

>>22049035
yes.

>>22049035
>Hollywood
Why does this surprise you?

>>22048857
Unless Aethel starts officially dating someone, we are never getting rid of shipping bait in this thread though.

>>22049146
I've just never seen it.

>>22048857
retard I don't give a shit about the few gosling or whatever
I'm more annoyed at these shipfags that keep ruining this thread

>>22049180
He doesn't deserve to date anyone after abandoning my moth gf

Nyanners told me, me personally, that she is a virgin and christian when she uploaded that song to my YouTube feed
She wouldn't lie to me

>>22049061
Do you still believe in Santa anon?

>>22048857
Yes but Vei originally was cautious but Soda was bragging about it like he won the lottery and they're both terrible at hiding it so Vei eventually admitted it on that schooled stream in front of 85k viewers

>>22049264
she's going to private the video this weekend

>>22049080
Cut him some slack, he's trying to find a highchair for the Twitch meeting so he can see over the table and it's stressing him out

Zen is here to pilot a mobile suit and call you a bitch, not necessarily in that order

Best girl in vshojo is live

>>22049365
>>22049372
https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya

>>22049287
Clear to see you've never watched a stream

>>22049035
every time she watches a funny video with 2 guys acting gay shes like
>awww, its great that guys can act like this with each other
>i wish i was a guy so i can be like this with other guys
>girls cant act like this without people making it weird
bitch, the video is funny because thats not how guys act irl, its funny because it implies they are gay but pretending to be straight, girls can act infinitely more affectionate without it being weird. shes likea weird self inserting fujoshi who doesn't want to watch yaoi, but wants to be the guy in the yaoi, except she convinced herself that its not gay

>>22042939
I cross my fingers aethel rams pink cats ass good enough to fix this menhera

>>22049403
Kinda hard to catch one the last few weeks :)

>>22048857
>nyanners announces IRL meeting on Friday.
> aethel announces meeting on Friday.

YT video gets like 15k explaining and this, hard to find vei spergs than spergs right now.

the commander is back

I wish Mousey would let me lie down on her lap pillow and sing me to sleep u.u

>>22049513
Is this the female version of guys thinking girls fondle each others' tits?

>>22049513
Do you think her previous boyfriend was acting like that with his friends and convinced her it's normal?

ALERT ALERT ALERT
COMMANDER ZEN

>>22049867
holy shit this looks hot as fuck

>>22049867

>>22049799
basically

>>22049513
I don't want to be sexist but it's really hard not to say she's being a dumb bitch

>>22049867
>lipstick
AW GAWD MUH DICK

>>22049921

whys the comander back? i thout she was going to be a robot?

>>22050121
HOLY FUCK MY DICK LITERAL PERFECTION

>>22049867
How does the TTS pick up Disgaea perfectly but struggles with Haruka?

>>22049867
>>22050121
I'M GONNA GO CRAZY

>>22050173
she said she has a new mic and it's much better few days ago

>>22049867
>>22050121
I don't care who or what is behind the model, Zen is best girl.

>>22050121
>you have to be this big

zen has to be a man no woman would like gundam this much

This model is gonna make me go werewolf mode.

>>22050669
same here anon im going fucking feral looking at this model

>>22050636
You may think she's a man but I know once gameplay starts her gender will shine through like it did for MGR

>>22050636
I want to suck Kson's fat dick

>>22050636
Fujos are literally the audience for Gundam.

>>22050861
who doesn't

eunigs lose once again

>>22050981
get fucked euniggers

>>22049867
I've always thought that too. And Zen did get to play Disgaea 6 early and said it was one of her favorite series

>>22050636

>>22050861
I rather suck her balls while jerking her off and let her finish on my face

>>22050981
why

>>22051024
plot twist: all vshojos are trans except zen

Zen outting Haruka as a man.

Moose exposed as man

>>22050981
>>22050981
nyancord strikes again. don’t send your minions here nyanners, eu chads won’t stand for it

>>22050636
Oh no no no no Mel bros...

>>22051060

>>22051049
the giveaway codes are NA region only

>>22051099
>mel is actually a man
h-hot...

>>22051121
but why

>>22051121
the European alliance chads dont need free stuff

>>22051099
Remember when Mel gave her DND character the last name Zabi

>>22051060
thanks for making me nauseous. i had to look up vshojo porn (non-futa) to get that out of my fucking head.

>>22051121
Well fuck you too, Zen

>>22051121

>>22050636
>fujoshi would never fangirl over a Gundam series
Holy shit, you're zoomer as fuck.

>>22051099
Pretty sure Mel is the biggest Gundam fan in VShojo. Mouse and Zen don't even come close and I don't think the others have even mentioned it.

Zen looks like such a turbo bitch in this model. I want her to kick my nuts in so bad.

>>22051544
yeah, the gecko astronaut does give off that kinda vibe

ENTER THE GECKO

>no more commander zen
now ive got nothing to watch

>>22051637
LEAVE THE VIEWER
I was here for Commander.

>some male dude who only uses TTS ends up being the corp’s most consistent streamer
Nice V”””””””””Shojo”””””””””

GOD I WANT TO BE DESTROYED BY ZEN'S DRAGON COCK ITS NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

>>22052091
>male dude

>>22052144
based

reminder to ignore bait

>>22052144
you're gay if you don't feel this way

>im a dude
>hes a dude
>shes a dude
>we're all dudes
>mfw

>>22052144
they have toys for that mouse

A little offtopic

I'm not a gundam fan I just really dig the designs, but I'm liking how this game looks and plays, I could watch some gundam, which ones do you recommend?

This game seems fun, but it really seems like you're a toy rather than a giant robot.

>>22052424
>but it really seems like you're a toy rather than a giant robot.
When have Gundam not been like that? My whole dislike of them is built on how they're basically just people disguised as mecha.

it's true. i have the figure of big zam

>>22052424
>seems like you're a toy
Almost like the Gundam series has been designed to sell toys for the last 4 decades.

>>22051512
Shes a +, but Snuffy was talking a lot about her gunpla builds and a couple of her favorite gundam series during that tired seal stream she did last week, as well

>>22052403
The original Mobile Suit Gundam. It's the series that gets the most fanfare and spinoffs so you have a lot of material to look forward to. If you can't stand the super dated animation or don't want to invest too much time, you can always start with the movies and go from there. If that doesn't do for you keep in mind most US fans started with Gundam Wing thanks to Toonami so even if a hardcore fan tells you not to watch it, it's also a fine starting point. Same with Gundam 00.

>>22051099
Mel having based taste

>>22053315
>>22051099
>>22050636
expect all of vshojo (and +) to begin their FTM transitions and they rebrand to vshonen. Why do you think applestan is involved in the meeting today?

What is the appeal of mecha shit?

>>22053470
Being able to get the references when you play a Super Robot Wars game

>>22053470
Big things go pew pew

Why doesn't mousey love me :(

>>22051249
European Aliance gets cuked by the TITANs

>>22053599
I like big things that go pew pew, but that lead me to military autism and not mecha autism. There's got to be something more.

>>22053470
Cool characters in cool fuckin robots

I think Silver is pretty neat!

why is it that /ggg/ gets funny shit like shark onaholes when gura doesn't stream but we just get aethel-obsessed schizos when nyanners doesn't stream? make it make sense to me

if pink cat <3 has a dick I'll love her even more.

Will nyan tell us when she get there so we know she had a safe trip and dont worry the entire weekend that she might have gotten herself into a terrorist situation or something along the way?

>>22052091
Go back to your thread holofag, and go simp to your big nose cripple numberfag oshi.

>>22053778
Because the aethel-obsessed schizos are either antis stirring up shit or shitposters messing with goslings. Neither are serious and both should be ignored.

>>22045332
I'd do that for her <3

I just want some sweet lovin' u.u

>>22053778
I'm watching zen

>>22053778
>we

>>22044305
Silver was the first VShojo girl to go on the VR dating show a few months before Nyan, Vei, and Mel did. She was really the first person who got in with the OTK people, assuming there weren't more behind the scenes shenanigans with Mizkif and Mouse or Soda and Vei.

>>22053767
Sakura wolf cute

>>22053782
anon I think you dropped your orca image

>mfw I’m the only one who likes Machine Robo
https://youtu.be/xl4IqLfzHwg

>>22053778
I do not care about Nyan at all.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PINK CAT PLEASE HAVE A SAFE TRIP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22053957
oh god, am I that obvious now? Pink Cat <3

>>22053905
this, the best OC comes from zenfags

Gundam games area vaguely dissapointed, aside from that dynasty warriors one. If only there was a way to emulate being a newtype huh.

>>22054020
What OC has zenfags given?

>>22053778
>comparing a pedo general to this general
I'm offended

How are you guys going to cope with a weekend without nyan? Im going to do some stuff around the house and lift all weekend to try and keep my mind off it, not even going to open discord, this thread or twitch till sunday night for veis debut.

>>22054211
she usually don't stream on weekends

>>22054211
>How are you guys going to cope with a weekend without nyan?
The same as every other weekend because she never streams on the weekend retard

>>22054211
I am planning to watch Vei's redebut.

What does the dude even looks like I wonder, we know the cat is a solid 7.5 /8 irl, if he is handsome like soda I'm not even mad
Yes I will take meds now

>>22054211
I don't watch Nyan, so same as usual

>>22053778
It's simple, nyanfags don't love Nyan they just claim to. Everytime she's going through a difficult situation it's just shitpost after shitpost about how she's being a lazy cut, or fucking someone, or hoping that some of her family died. These posts are their feelings masked as "shitposts" so they can claim the same when getting called out, like how they were sad when Nyan said reading this thread made it much worse during her hiatus. This was the case even before Aethel, but there was a time where this general was actually funny and was supportive of the girls not anymore. Nyanfags are her antis. Anyway Pink cat Love

>>22054083
Isn’t halo basically inspired by gundam

>>22054211
>cope
Nigger she's just a streamer, I can go watch another one at any time.

>>22054261
His pictures are on twitter. He's ripped. There's a reason every chuuba wants to take a ride. Start lifting.

>>22054245
>>22054249
the difference is that usually her discord is always on, and you can sometimes catch her listening to music and listen along, plus the ocational chatting in discord, plus theres always the possibility of a sudden myau stream to keep you hoping.

>>22054332
Chode dick, roids, and little girl hands

>>22054275
no? if anything, it's inspired by stuff like Starship Troopers and the original Doom

>>22054353
bro you really should have broken yourself from these habits during the break like me.

>>22054261
>if he is handsome like soda
be more subtle with your shitposts

>>22054332
Is he natty?

>>22054277
I love pink cat.
My schizo posts are made with love.

>>22054386
Mjolnir armor looks exactly like a Japanese mecha though

>>22054408
no

>>22054332
corpse makes more women wet and no one even knows how he looks like

>>22054373
He's still going to do the mating press on Nyan. She probably thinks his small dick is cute.

>>22054408
probably not, hes way to big, to the point its not attractive anymore

>>22054332
Actually, the only reason I'm depressed in this thread is because there is a storm outside and I can't go to the gym or hiking

>>22054332
Who gets more vtubers on his dick, him or connor?

>>22054440
Halo devs took a big inspiration from the Alien franchise for ship and armor design

>>22054471
me

Did you know that chicks dig giant robots?

fuck man, next time we see nyan shes not going to be a virgin anymore

>>22054277
>The time the general was more supportive was when the Nyan and the girls streamed more often

>>22054547
alright this shitpost made me laugh

>>22054446
>>22054456
Might as well be a tranny in that case. Body dysphoria all the same, just in the other direction.

I love the pink cat, Nyatasha Nyanners!

>>22054456
>he's way too big
Skinny manlet hands wrote this post

>>22054547
they grow up so fast...

>>22054277
I agree about the unfunny posts. These cuckposters are so fucking cringe repeating the same thing over and over again, it's never anything new. At least try a little for fucks sake

>>22054655
If you arnt doing a sport getting that big is just mental illness, its not healthy and no one finds it attractive. youre just wasting hours a day at the gym getting bigger instead of doing something interesting with your life

I just googled him, yeah he is pretty lean on top of muscular, cat did well
Hope he fucks her back into a stable emotional state

>>22054719
Pink Cat <3

>>22054471
Connor/Bubi, I mean most of the vchoobas were at one point fans of various content creators, this includes Connor, so that why there are so many female vtubers follow him and obviously schlick at his voice. Obviously now he only does it due to his friend whipping him

But if you ask me, I do feel like Aethel is better looking than Connor.

>>22054456
>too big
He wouldn't even place in a physique contest.

>>22054527
Mark V looks exactly like Vifom’s mecha

Reminder that Rushia never denied her relationship with Mafu either.
Tick tock Nyangoslings.

>>22054719
ae lmao

>>22048015
Jesus fuck why was this so loud? My speakers were at 20% and it still damn near blew my eardrums out.

>>22054735
>no one finds it attractive
holy fatty cope lmao
Have you considered that maybe he just likes exercising?

>>22054735
>you can't lift AND have hobbies!
Wow, you have done nothing of value with your life have you?

>>22054737
remember when people were happy about soda because it would mean vei was going to be happy and stream more?

>>22046018
https://youtu.be/a89J0FwIqKk

>>22054804
fortnite

You're either lean, bulky (no not 300+ pounds you fatass), or unhealthy and this isn't up for debate

>>22054821
>remember when people were happy about soda
Lmao, no

Holy fuck people are coping, he has a great physique, I wish I had the discipline to cut to his body fat % instead of bloatmaxxing
t /fit/ tourist

>>22054809
He wouldn't be on roids if that was all.

>>22054809
the he wouldn't use steroids

>>22054909
>/fit/cel

>>22054809
>fatty
im sure you would call me fat because i have higher than 4% fat, but ion the end studies show women prefer the dadbod over the gym (aka douche house) body

>>22054821
Long distance relationships are memey

>>22054873
height/weight/dicksize everyone say it
I’ll go first: 5’2” / 210lbs / 9in

>>22054961
>women prefer the dadbod
lol
lmao even

>>22054211
From her last announcement post i'm almost expecting her to say she missed her flight or was too sick to fly.

>>22054973
absolute unit

>>22054773
I don't see the resemblance at all
the very first sketch of Master Chieg looks like it a bit, but they scraped that and made a way bulkier Chief, which resulted in the one we have today (or Halo CE in this case)

>>22055008
she just left/ is getting ready to leave

>>22055003
>he's never seen women waterfall over human Shrek

Geega /in/ ...zen's gundam party

>>22054961
Yeah sure bud, men preffer chubby office Karen's over fitness instagramers too ;)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLEASE COME BACK AETHEL

>>22055008
she fell asleep on the boarding room
pls understand

>>22054814
>>you can't lift AND have hobbies!
most lifters and health nuts really don't do anything else besides having a healthy or fit body
it's like buying a powerful PC and not doing anything with it

>>22054719
>At least try a little for fucks sake
You don't have to when retards in this general are the worst at baiting bait and giving Yous. Also It's just a couple of retards spamming it, the last time they got caught multiple times like picrel. Probably just that nobody's reporting anymore.

>>22054554
Yes, but she's going through some difficult times and this thread has little to zero empathy and lack of understanding. Her CVS is acting up again, it's extremely painful and miserable to deal with.

>>22055111
Good job with your generalization. None of the lifters I know can even read. You can't do two things at once, you're either brawn or brains, and brains rule the world now!

>women don't like dadbods fatty
Reminder

>>22054973
5'9", 400~ lbs, bout the length of a soda can and girth is like a bratwurst

>>22054909
If you want to look like him you seriously need to go to /fraud/ and start injecting. The fuck are you doing being natty if you're like that, you dumb gymcel.

>>22055192
>One woman being into Bowser means every women is into Bowser

>>22054961
>>22055003
not the dadbod but more women prefer lanky, skinny or lean guys over buff guys.

>>22055169
>brains rule the world now!
they have since civilization became a thing

>>22055125
What difficult times? Is she living in ukraine? Is she being bombed by russians? no? then fuck off

>severe dyslexia

>>22055080
NTA but I do, yes

>>22055111
What's your hobby anon?
I'm trilingual and I love biking,hiking, backpack international travelling, video games, weeb shit and history
t.the /fit/ tourist guy

>>22055242
No need for any sort of exercise when I can just do everything from my computer.

>>22055240
lean/shredded > muscular big > skinny > fatty
Hierarchy of the general tastes, of course varies with some but that's the general one

The map design in the gundam game looks poor. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

>the /fit/cel meta returns to the thread
it must be a slow day, huh?

>>22055320
If you don't look like Don Frye, you aren't a man.

>>22055240
>women prefer women over men

Reminder.

>>22055320
more like millionaire > lean/shredded > muscular big > skinny > fatty

>>22054909
He's way too roided up and has disgusting looking proportions
https://twitter.com/LordAethelstan/status/1457502282291945475
https://twitter.com/LordAethelstan/status/1466192922710183936

damn that's some powerful copium

>>22055424
Idk, he looks fine to me

>>22055424
Oh no, I see it. He looks like a jacked Jerma.

>>22055410
>lilyposter is also the veisperg
Zero surprise

You guys assume I mean fat when I say dad bods, I mean actual proportioned people who look normal and not like they are made out of tumors. I'll put my body where my mouth is and say more women will prefer my body over aethels if you show them pics with the head out of frame

>>22055424
giga manlet proportions

Is anyone streaming today besides Zenner?

>>22055376
they prefer actual men instead of steroid abusing bastards, yes

>>22055436
You think fat vtuber fans are going to think for even the briefest of seconds that they should improve themselves physically?

>>22053936
The most I know about Soda with the girls is Silver having gone to a mute sale or two months like a year before she went on the dating show. She did go to a (streamed) party at the Gator and Soda kept creeping on her, sneaking up on her with a camera prop or screaming at her to stop being so hot.

>>22055504
>vshojo
>streaming
Good one anon

>>22055424
>the dumpy
wow, it's disgusting that pink cat would use this wholesome indie vtuber as an off-brand Jerma surrogate

>>22055424
Why does Mousey keep replying?
Where are the Nyan comments?

>>22055495
fuck you for making me look at your nauseating body

>>22055387
>>22055424
Horseshoe to trannies

>>22055490
I'm not a veisperg, I don't even like her.

>>22055495
Please see a doctor.

>>22052091
Yes, she is really nice, thank you for noticing

>>22044305
They've played League together, Silver was on his stream once.

>>22055529
Don't lump me in with these faggots
I work out while wearing my oshi's merch

>>22055495
This is bait, right? He is not that delusional, right?

>>22055495
That fat distribution is fucked, you need to get checked.

Please mute your discord Zen. I keep thinking Nyan is DMing me for help.

>>22042939
My 3D printer arrived today. Should I make this?

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5019745

>>22055627
High fat copium is a dangerous drug.

>>22055387
based trannies and gymbros

>>22055627
ya'think?

Fuck you guys

>>22055645
Yes and post pics. I wanna see if it turns out.

>>22055424
That's not roided what the fuck, how out of shape are you my man?

If you're not built like Arnold in his prime then you're a fatass like Aethel

>>22055563
Because Mouse is a coomer and people pushing Aethelnyan are entirely trolling to make goslings sad

>>22055704
NTA but look at those shoulders, it's the easiest tell

>>22055424
It looks fine anon, he's been working out for almost years now.

>>22055563
Nyan didn't know him by that time (well not like now) and Mouse is supporting him like a bro.

>>22055645
Definitely. Yes.

>>22055704
Americans have gotten so fat that they've deluded themselves into thinking a normal fit body is impossible

this world needs more twinks

>>22055495
You have bigger tits than nyanners so she may be into that
Nice troll btw I actually laughed, I would had used a picture of that weird giant hiped t Rex mode dude

>>22055759
Silver has openly thirsted over Aethel more than Nyan has lol

>>22055424
Manlet....... I guess I do have a chance with women, just hope they have shit taste like nyanners though.

>>22055125
No shit this thread has little to no empathy. The discussions are mostly about controlling who the girls hangout with, and being upset about them having bfs or not. Hell, last night people were making fun of mousey's eventual death, talking about Vshojo profiting from it.

>>22055793
>normal fit
a lifter's body was never the norm

>>22055834
How does Silver maintain fans when she's so openly thirsty?

>>22055783
Even if Nyan knew him she'd never reply or like those tweets because of the schizos. His new model is kinda her type because of the dead eyes and basically everyone's thirsting over it but pink cat hasn't said anything. She probably already jerked off to it multiple times

https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1512500712659460097

Mouse trying to use a school excuse on us. Dog ate homework next.

>>22055772
Do Arnold presses

>start a weight-lifting program to get with nyanners
>start memorizing obscure train facts to get with haruka
>grow yourself some tentacles that extrude slime to get with snuffy
what's the cheatcode for silvervale bros

>>22055887
by being a mess who dates guys that take her to taco bell as a nice meal

>>22055793
>normal fit body
Touch some grass, anon. You're losing contact with reality due to exposure to roided lifters.

>>22055887
Because most people aren't faggots that get triggered seeing a male and female interact

>/fit/cels so focused on appearing healthy at a glance that they neglected to enrich their minds and stop being retards
You're like those girls jumping through hoops desperately trying to find a man.

>>22055645
hotglue it

>>22055887
Everyone's just huffing the hopium on her being as lewd as she was at the start of 2020.

>>22055843
>last night
It's been every day recently
Worst thread in /vt/

>>22055911
Start boxing so she sees you like beating heavy bags

>>22055939
You do know you can be fit and do other things right?
You overestimate the amount of work you need to put into this

>>22055903
Is she not on JST time anymore?

>>22055853
You realize you are not supposed to be a sedentary fuck in your natural state right ? Being fit is normal despite fit people being a minority

Pink cat please start streaming more so that we can save this general from having the exact same arguments every day

>>22055939
How many languages can you speak?
Fatfucks are always the biggest dumbasses

>>22056032
>Being fit is normal
yes, but this >>22055424 isn't

>>22055911
Be a Taco Bell enjoyer, according to some recently surfaced data

>>22056032
motherfucker, being healthy doesn't mean you have to be bulked up with muscles

>>22055887
because just like her fans she lusts over hot people, but aint getting any

>>22055939
It takes an hour in the gym 4 days a week to be healthy. That's 4 hours, if you couldn't do the math. If you wanna go a little harder, 6 days a week 1.5 hours. You're going to tell me you can't spare 4 to 9 hours a week to better yourself and still do other hobbies?

>>22056017
Probably supposed to be at the meeting virtually

>>22055424
>>22056085
Lmao this is just a normal looking fit dude
You fucks really are miserable if you think this body is impossible

>>22056084
I appreciate the larping anon but it's not healthy for you

>>22055645
yes, and pics pls

>>22055843
Those are all the same faggots. They're trolls and should be reported.

Alternatively, if you can't bring yourself to use the report feature because you have some retarded sense of value in 4chan being a wild west no rules anarchybox, then you can still ignore the fuckers and talk about something else instead. You can change the conversation. It's really fucking easy. Don't reply to spergs, spark up your own discussion with people in here who want to talk about shit that isn't spergery. Love your waifus, simple as. People will follow.

>>22056085
Bro I'm not that far off and I'm natty and I couldn't even lift during COVID because I live in eu

>>22055424
Small dude.......can vshojo just hire playgirl models to be vtubers at this rate, excluding his shit mediocre music I am sure they will be lesser faggots than him when we're getting cucked. Nyanners and mouse already have the sugar momma riches for that.

>>22056140
Why are women so deluded about men's bodies?

any good sad music about heartbreak and losing your girl to a fit musician i can listen to

i wonder why this thread attracts the most tourists

>>22055843
>people
They were just 2 faggots at most. But the thread keeps getting oneguy’d like it’s happening right now as we speak

>>22056217
No, because the ones that write the songs are fit musicians.

>>22056077
IDK Fitness argument is new isn't it? BTW Cat would tell you all to get off your fat ass.

>>22056222
EU hours
Specifically EU hours around when Nyan normally starts back then
EU fags are going full schizo

>>22056077
You don't need her to stream to talk about her. Ignore the assholes who are deliberately trying to bait you into negativity and talk about her in your own way instead. Jesus Christ, it isn't hard.

>>22056154
Shut up fatty
Ferme ta geule gros porc
Callete gordo puto
I'm sure you are more educated than me, we all know Walmart lard goblins are the epitome of refinement

>>22056246
Cat would tell this thread "mmh mmh" because she's too busy sucking Aethel's fit gymbro cock while getting fucked in the ass by a big muscular black man

>>22056200
what do you guys usually report them for that seems to work?
i'm usually too lazy to do so but lately i've gotten more annoyed at the same dumb shit getting posted day in day out that i feel like trying to help do something about it

>>22056215
Aethel is fun to be around, shows dedication via how much he keeps up with his routine, and has actual hobbies (music). At this point, his pythons are just icing on the cake.

>>22056200
this, more people need to either report or just need to hide the post and replies instead of replying, it's that easy

>>22056245
musicians like Peter Steele are rare
most are skinny

>>22056246
The fitness argument is fine. Off topic, but generally the kind of discussion that can go on if people aren't sperging bout shit. While it's a bunch of wannabe chads flipping shit at each other over body types, at least it's remotely positive and not shitting on any of the girls.

>>22056246
No I've seen this fitness argument happen multiple times
And yes pink cat would tell you all to stop being lazy fatasses and workout but I'm tired of having this argument all the time

>>22056332
What the fuck does that have to do with what I said? Nothing you said has anything to do with your delusions on men's lifting and the results you should expect. Stop looking at roided models for a moment and touch some fucking grass, you fujo.

>>22056231
>like it’s happening right now
I thought I was subtle enough

>>22056246
It’s not the first time I see the fitcels larping here

>>22056246
just like resident /pol/ and /mu/fags, we also have /fit/fags who have to shit up the thread with their hobby periodically

>>22056222
this place isn't a secret, and most of the girls are or have been /here/, or at least implied. You also have people like the grooming gator directly talking about this board, and nyan when she had a fit the other day. Even lsf comments talk about this board.