/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love IRyS

Banana

Get a job

No

>>21986713
And buy merch

im in my job right now

>>21986887
same desu, working from home is fucking great

:)

love you too, you silly dork
chuu~

>>21987700
*pukes*

>>21987584
she's on a whole nother level

ILove IRyS

LateRyS...

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

ever since irys started hanging out with mori shes been slowly devolving into vshoujo tier sexcumpeepeepoopoo "humor" and i'm tired of pretending it's fine

>>21991576
I agree but it's going to be an unpopular opinion here. I don't think it's Mori's fault though

>>21991576
one kek for (You)
make it more creative next time faggot

>>21991608
>unpopular opinion here.
Only because of the resident cuckbeats

>>21991576
Yeah, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt for now

TIMELOOPS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>21991642
No it's because most people are fine with that type of humor

>>21991576
I don't have a problem with her humor and I don't think it has anything to do with pink woman. I do hate the pink woman, but for other things.

on a serious note, if you can’t into both high and low brow humor you’re an unfunny faggot
and before some timelooper chooses to respond to this, if you don’t see IRyS appreciating both you’re an unironic clipwatcher and threadreader

>>21991967
ESLchama...

LOL

>>21986310
plz stop posting this

>>21992044
lurk for a million more years faggot

Is she even hanging out with the pink woman regularly?

>>21992175
No, that's just how she is when she becomes comfortable :)

>>21992283
What do you mean... what was soooo weird about her? what are all talking about?

>>21991576
Seek strength, the rest will follow...

>>21992175
yeah probably, but her 12 year old sense of humor has nothing to do with it, now to post stuff worth looking at

>>21991576
If she wants to make my penis dance, I'll entertain her.

thank fuck, the hornyposters are here

>more elden ring
>still no sekiro

>>21992436
Bro... just go to /v/ already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0cauV_jA1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0cauV_jA1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0cauV_jA1E

>>21992476
>git git
antei no dork

>>21992436
Don't need to hurry, Sekiro after ER, and Bloodborne after Sekiro(or halloween)

>>21992353
I hope they are not hanging out. Pink woman is a terrible influence.

>>21986926
> working from home is fucking great
Very low testosterone. IRyS would be disgusted.

So what's the main point of elden ring again? was it explained in the game? what happens after you get the elden ring? is elden ring even a thing?

>>21992395
i maybe a goslingbro but thats my secret... im always horny

>>21991967
Never heard any high brow humor from IRyS.

>>21992692
that's not what I said but try again next time

>>21992622
Same as other souls games. You're basically one of many corpses that was given a tiny spark of life ("Tarnished" in Elden Ring) with the end goal of becoming the Final Boss and Fixing Everything, but it's a trap and becoming the final boss dooms the world, ruins everything, graduates your oshi, take your pick.

>>21992436
It's better this way, her brain can't hold enough information to play both games simultaneously

After IRyS played it, I picked sekiro again and it's still utter shit - mind-numbingly boring and repetitive. It's amazing she had enough patience to play this terrible game for 4+ hours. Hopefully, she'll never come back to it again.
BUT, I really want to see Gura play it, since she said she's been playing it a lot off-stream and enjoying it a lot. I want to see her play it and I expect stellar gameplay.

>>21992692
and as a follow up, for how pon she comes off sometimes, she's actually good at tsukkomi (I know it doesn't count as either category in of itself, just an observation of general comedic cleverness/timing)

>>21992682
Christ I get way too triggered when her halo is misshapen in fanart

>>21993084
She has a good sense of humor there's just a few things I dislike like how hard and relentlessly chat pushes for her to say yabai things in every situation imaginable and I preferred when she wasn't spouting zoomer lingo but that's just the way the internet works

>>21991576
I think that is more of a (you) problem honestly. She does not even swear on her streams
and most of the times that comedy is actually unintentional(The chat being bottom left).
I mean i cant even compare her to someone like IronMouse who talks about dicks from time to time.
So i suggest that you should try looking past that

>>21993262
yeah, I'm absolutely on board with dunking on chat for being idiots
sometimes even I have to go back and be like, wtf was yabai about that?
real talk though zoomer lingo is kinda hilarious and I don't have a problem with it but I've also definitely spent too much time online to mind retarded slang

>>21992622
Simplifying it as much as possible, you're a nobody that's been given a chance to become a God.

Elden ring is real, it's not a physical ring, it's a concept, it's rules. It's the fundamental principles by witch this world works. Like laws of physics, only more magical. Without getting into details, those rules were broken, destroyed. So, arbiter of the force that granted those rules upon this world, the two-fingers, made this challenge(?) or battle royale(?), like, hey, you, asshole you wanna be a king? You wanna have power? Come to Lands Between, try your luck at massacring everyone in your path to claim the throne for yourself! So, those Tarnished, fucking nobodies from all over the world, came to Lands Between, to follow the will of the Two-Fingers. You're one of them. Everyone in the Roundtable Hold is one of them.
Thing is, this was all a lie, Fingers never anticipated that you'd actually kill all those demigods and actually have a claim to the throne, so halfway through they're like "fuck, imma peace out and consult with the Greater Will, have fun without me", and finger-reading Crones, the interpreters, are like "well shit, I guess we're on our own now, do whatever". So you burn the tree, kill the Radagon, THE King, bearer of the Elden Ring and enforcer of the golden order, then immediately after that kill the fucking God. And take his place, you're the ruler now.
But how you rule will depend on the side quests you did and NPC quests you did. From completely dooming the world to lie in ashes and madness to restoring the perfect order that existed before the shattering to giving the middle finger to all gods and restoring the good old days before the golden order even existed.

It's a big departure from dark souls. Dark souls is fucking miserable, every installment. Especially DS3. DS3 is a fucking funeral walk from start to finish, every place you visit is in ruin, every npc you're meeting is begging for death, you walk through this world and you practically feel how the only wish it has is to end. Listen to this ending theme, listen how tragic and tired it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzoh43oPUVE
And then listen to ER theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goS6qfj8Y8Y
You see the stark contrast? Makes you feel inspired to go out there and show them what you got!

And this is what ER about - going out there in this huge open world and showing those assholes with huge swords, tall monsters, dragons, warriors of legens, descendants of kings and even gods that you can kick their ass.

>>21993211
fuck now i cant unsee the slightly off spacing

>>21993786
>>21992765
Ahh I see, thanks

>>21993786
NTA but thanks for the explanation, even after playing the game a lot i still had no clue about whats going on.

>>21993262
>chat pushes for her to say yabai things

I was randomly thinking about watchalong movie ideas and thought Battle Royale could be a fun one. If we're doing Japanese media she'll probably always go for anime though

>>21995329
ma grab the camera she said the thing

>>21993262
Are the main culprits members or non-members?

>>21995665
Both

>>21995665
This is the only fanbase where the greens manage to be worse than grays, I almost dread the member streams sometimes

>>21995855
You're wrong but I don't feel like writing a Magnus Opus on why.

>>21995958

>>21996012
>Thank You.
I also misspelled Magnum Opus because I'm half awake right now.

>>21995958
>her paypigs are members
>paypigs are doxxfags
Yeah, you're stupid as hell.

>>21996112
Is that your complaint against her members? That's weak

>>21995855
I mean, I don't think they're that bad unless you're really that triggered from the doxxRyStocrats, I'm not saying it's okay but eh, I feel like /vt/ creates an artificially high knee-jerk reaction to doxxfaggotry (again I'm NOT saying it's okay)

>>21996112
I'm not one of the doxxfags which is all that matters. Don't let the minority ruin the absolute.

>>21996156
>following public youtube and twitter accounts
>doxxfaggotry

>>21996221
I'm talking about making direct references in chat but you do you

>low quality bait
>her name written with all lower cases
>7 (You)s
YES. LEAVE NO BAIT UNRESPONDED. GIVE (YOU) TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

>>21996498
hey mine was an ironic (You) :(
but I'm a faggot either way u rite u rite

>>21993799
More than that- it's a full circle behind her head but a ton of fanart only shows an arc between her horns.

>>21996498
ok i will

irys is a filthy shipper!

>>21996881
I'll clean the filth up with my tongue...

>>21996881
mmmmm. say it one more time.

IRyS has gotten big enough where her chat is it's own entity. since the average person is pretty dumb chat is also pretty dumb. IRyS baited the pp/yab jokes early on and it stuck with chat. she can only blame herself for the monster she created but we know she wont. she'll just ham it up only to develop a deep resentment for the creature that is chat. i'm looking forward to the day she gets fed up by all the yabaiRyS and snaps :D

>>21996881
IRySoDirty

>>21997171
>she gets fed up by all the yabaiRyS and snaps :D
has irys ever snapped? i only remember the shit incident in monopoly...

>>21996881
I want to correct her...

>>21997230
That's not really snapping and no. She'll go along with everything and will never snap

>>21997275
>will never snap
bet

>>21997331
I will send a maxed out akasupa if she does.

>>21997171
>and snaps
h-hot..

what is IRyS rage even like. I swear i've never seen her get really upset

>>21997171
>gets fed up by all the yabaiRyS and snaps
god that sounds hot

>>21997275
She came pretty close on the daddy thing, a bad enough day and it'll happen

>21996498
Good job replying to yourself 7 times I guess

>>21997416
the closest thing is sekiro, but that was more frustration than rage..

>>21997275
i think she was about to snap yesterday when people insisted that "Down Bad" had sexual conotation.

>>21997416
https://files.catbox.moe/phsdpe.mp3

>>21997446
She usually uses Urban Dictionary for zoomer language and the top definition is "When someone is depressingly horny"

>>21997451
>ywn have angry makeup sex with IRyS after having an anime banter why live

>>21997446
hmmm i'll have to do my reps and see for myself

>>21997451
thanks. this is mild. simmer at best. why is she so bullet proof

>>21997544
Whenever she has a hard time in Elden Ring she seems to get depressed instead of mad

>>21997488
angry sex hurts. if the girl has nails wear a shirt because your back will look like wolverine used you like a scratching post

>>21997628
if you were trying to not make me horny you've failed

>>21997442
her rage in sekiro was actually pretty bad, I was starting to feel bad for her

>>21997331
She knows snapping will make it worse. It'll be a bad day at /vt/ if that ever happens.

>>21997744
Kiara killed the bottom left meme after snapping. It can work

>>21997628
Is this not a sign of affection like when my cat treats me likewise?

>>21997766
She was also Queen of /vt/ for a while. I don't want to put up with that. Won't somebody think of (Me)?

>>21997835
>angry makeup sex with your cat
a cat is fine too...

>>21997901
Not what I meant, but *meow*. I could purr for IRyS.

>>21997955
I know it wasn't you dumdum

>>21997976
I just wanted to be down bad. Am I using this right?

>>21997744
she could pull the im disappointed in you card and just ignore chat. i swear some of her members would be CRUSHED if she ignored them for a few mins. actually i really want to see this now

>>21997898
Chat can be surprisingly well behaved if the streamer asks for it. Ina was able to remove the Elden Ring backseating. If that's possible then anything is.

>>21998084
That would have much more power than snapping at chat, jesas

>>21998084
this is fueling my fantasies of being ignored by a female partner over something stupid I did and trying to make amends to cheer her up

>>21998084
IWYS WEAD THIS PWZ

>>21998179
exactly. chat can be down bad for IRyS so her denying them her attention would destroy them.

>>21998220
mate that's full-blown simp territory. tread carefully because your bank accounts are about to change account holders when she's done with you.

>>21998367
>suggesting /vt/ is drowning in unironic simps
pretty juicy bombshell there

>>21998084
Wonder if she could handle it better now, or if it'd be like the big chat outage from the first couple of months again

>>21998514
She's as dependant on chat as ever

>>21998514
>big chat outage from the first couple of months
am bebe spoon feed me plz

>>21998559
Can't remember the exact stream but youtube chat went down site wide and it took her about 2 minutes to go schizo

>>21998664
>schizoRyS
time to do my vod reps

>>21998664
It was during Ring Fit. Could never forget that.

>>21998559
rfa

>>21998664
>>21998688
pretty sure that was the last ring fit stream

>>21998688
It's not that interesting but it's in the last Ring Fit stream

>>21998084
I can hear it now. IRyS starts fuming. a little mistake happens in game and chat goes wild. She looks over and just says "really? REALLY!? im disappointed in you guys." goes on to ignore chat with the occasional hmph in the background

>>21998807
I can only see her doing that as a bit; not seriously

>>21998807
Remove the occasional hmph. IRyS ignoring chat COMPLETELY by staying silent followed by cutting the stream short will definitely crush chat

>>21998807
that would be too cute

>>21999066
>>21999105
you right.

>>21999095
this anon knows whats up. IRyS should copy this into her playbook and use it when she want to go nuclear on chat.

>>21998664
I forgot that stream happened...

>>21998807
other anons have more or less covered the gamut but yeah, that's too tsundere
it would have to be absolutely ruthless and straight-faced to actually be effective

>>21999195
Frankly I don't think she'll ever have a reason to go nuclear on chat. She's the type of entertainer that'll just give chat what they want regardless of what it is

>>21999377
>give chat what they want regardless of what it is
i get that feeling too. when she tries to impersonate kronii she always pulls out the im just kidding line really quickly after saying something at chat that might be taken as mean

>>21999095
> ignoring chat COMPLETELY by staying silent followed by cutting the stream short will definitely crush chat
also dont forget no actual secret ending too

>>21999512
jeezas... that's the actual nuclear option

people who blame chat for yabairys, 116, hi honey and similar jokes are pretty stupid, it's always streamer fault, chats always love tease streamers and everyone has their memes in chats it's all about how he react, yabairys think because she always saying that she is seiso, if she stop saying it every stream joke die, hi honey because she always tries not to say it.
I hope you understand a little how things work and relax

>>21999501
>pulls out the im just kidding line really quickly
IRyS it doesnt hurt if you back peddle right away. let it burn for a few seconds.

>>21999512
That would kill me and I am the passive subservient type.

What even is this argument? we have better timeloops than this...

>>21999512
>no actual secret ending

>>21999655
It's not an argument we just think it would be fun to see her snap

>>21999655
it's just unfocused passive-aggressiveness towards chat being dumb sometimes
just bantz bro

>>21999690
we want her to dominate us but she's too shy to try it out

>>21999512
thats too far, unless its 100% of chat being bad, she would still do secret ending for innocent people in chat.

>>21999690
>>21999713
Oooh right, maybe I misjudged I apologize

>>21999612
ESLchama run your blog post through grammar check. Thought I had a stroke reading your wordpress post

>>21999813
He's saying that if IRyS didn't react to the stupid shit people say in chat, they would eventually stop.

>>21999512
just thought of it makes me want to behave

>>21991576
imagine being this gay
also, she's been like this for quite a while now, i'm glad she's being true to herself even as to share her hobbies to fans

>>22003375
She's shared her hobbies (anime) from the start

>>21999612
I made this really poor edit because thats how upset I got reading your post ESLkun

schedule

irys loves me!

How many hours of sleep will she get today?

>>22007016
5

Scheduled tweet
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1512233766558654465

>>22008208
She's going to fight Astel right?

>>22008276
Chat will make her.

>>22008303
I mean she's at the Lake of Rot and she only knows how to go forward

>>22008328
airheadRyS...

>>22008276
as a melee astels going to be pisseasy or the hardest fucking jackass depending on how the ai decides to spaz out

>>22008416
Doesn't he have high bleed resistance? She has really low damage outside of bleed

>>22007823
WE ARE wrecking our bodies..

>>22008460
nah he bleeds the issue is he teleports and runs away. so you cant lay the bleed on because multiple hits to trigger bleed isnt happening. unless he decides not to do that then you can just kill his ass.

>>22008416
The only problem really is his teleport grab

>>22005570
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>22009224
kek

She should really use Moonveil. Maybe she hasn't seen how anime that sword is and it's really not overpowered since she has no items to upgrade it.

>>22009498
Yeah I wish she would... She has a few larval tears now there's no harm in trying it out

>>22009498
You moonveil fags are insufferable.

>>22010558
She would have fun with it and it's easier to upgrade

>>22009498
She would definitely have fun with Moonveil. Pigs love trash.

>>22010902
fucking kek
I like this one piggy-anon

>>22010902
step up your shitposting
get in the members next time

>>22011004
More like Piggrey-anon

>>22011189
100% more accurate, yes

>>22011185
I'm not giving piggy a dime until she licks my penis and begs for forgiveness.

>>22011326
IRyS IN A SEXY PIG-PRINTED BODYSUIT LICKING MY COCK UWAAAAAA

>>22011477
careful, she may get chompy

IRyS has never appeared in my dreams despite me thinking about her all the time. I dreamt about Fauna last night and I kinda feel bad because I was having a great time in that dream.

>>22012002
you traitorous whore..

>>22012076
We have several saplings here.

>>22012076
>>22012264
I'm not a sapling but she usually streams at the time I workout so I always have her on the background. Maybe that's why I dreamt about her.

Squishable HOPE
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1512256415812964383
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1512256415812964383
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1512256415812964383

>>22012681
>>22012681
CUTE
the doll’s not bad either

>>22012681
Seems like a scheduled tweet btw

>>22012916
time to play will the nephilim get up on time or not

She's awake with me right now, don't worry

Time to put an onah-...i mean cherish it with care.

>>22013073
>>22013079
this really does sum this place up

>>22012681
Hope!!

>>22013187
wound up cuter than expected

>>22013187
>squishable HOPE
This dork

good luck with the stream, iwys

More proof that she hates her skin tone- that doll is so pale

ATTENTION ALL YAH FUCKING NIGGERS. ME WIFE BE STREAMING!

Bruh what's with the masochistic desire to see IRyS hate her chat?

>>22014406
I always thought it was just overly aggressive shading, not her actual skin tone that was dark

BUY THE DOLL

My shill-schizo heart is at ease....

>>22014406
it'll stain less (probably)

okay you DORK LMAO

THIS FUCKING DORK HAHAHHAHA

>>22014487
Sperm leaves a yellow/brown stain.

>>22014423
I want her to rape correct me

>>22014423
They deserve it

>>22014423
Venting how stupid chat can be. It couldn't be anything else?

LMFAO this fucking dork is... already being cute

Finally some food for the ShillRyS enthusiasts, she now shows promotion on her loading screen

She shoulda been advertising merch like this ever since her birthday. It's quite a bit "late" now.

ATTENTION YAH FUCKING NIGGERS , BUY MY WIFE'S MERCHS ,NOW!

>>22014646
nothing wrong with the ol' final relay sprint

>>22014423
i just dont like jokes that get run into the ground

>>22014685
But sale ends when? Just a couple days from now.

>>22014699
I am likely to fall asleep watching this, at least I won't have to pay attention to their shenanigans today.

j*u nihongo
fugg... that hits the spot..

>>22014759
that literally doesn't conflict with what I said

>>22013187
the hair looking kinda cheap

seems like the red parts could easily be ripped off

I will fuck that doll

>>22014908
pretty par for the course for those types of dolls, they're usually fine just don't like... give it to a destruction-prone child

that doll will fuck me

If you're going to fuck dollrys at least buy two

MugRyS vs DollRyS.

I went for the mug. All I can do.

>>22015089
correct choice

>>22015056
I like the way you think anon
then you can roleplay a threesome with angelRyS and demonRyS

>>22015185
No because you want one to remain pure so for collections sake, buy three if you're going to do that

>>22015164
Me too...

>>22015239
I like the way you think anon
then you can roleplay a foursome with....

>>22015263

>>22015089
Same. I could afford them all but I really don't care for that doll, I wanted the vrchat one.

I would like IRyS to sell me her pubes.

>>22013187
All the things I will do to this poor dollrys

Can she just run through the castle and spam flask?

Was pretty let down by the rest of the merch in IRyS's range, they really went hard on rubber mats, so I'm just gonna get her full set, a bonus mug, and Botan's set. I didn't miss anything nice, did I?

Kidrys..

>>22015411
Yes, she's basically wasting these items by using them straight away when she could just be healing through most of it.

>>21991576
she's been like this since debut
Mori influenced her to show herself more, which is what all of Myth learned to do with time, specially Gura.

This place really corrupted me. All of the 'yabai' things that she says used to go through my head too.

>>22013187
>Yagoo: i will never lay a hand on the idols
>also yagoo:
He is molesting her butt

>>22015690
bruh this place is pretty tame. and we all have yab thoughts

lol when did this turn into indiana jones?

U-unicorns you alright?

>>22016399
Not in a great mood, I'll be honest

>>22016399
kek shut up dude

did she say yabai after saying astel?

>>22016457
No.

I want an IRyS wife who would nag at me in japanese

IRyS really sounds like a high school girl when she speaks japanese

Why are all these bosses the same? Run across the map to get to them while dodging lasers, smack their legs while they flail around

>>22016582
JKRyS...

>>22016616
bro it's fun not being able to see what the fuck you're doing, real difficulty can't wait for fire giant

hey did you know hololive has someone named Astel Leda? Kinda cool there's someone from hololive in ER. Astel debuted before IRyS so he's her senpai and they should totally collaborate. Cant wait for all the Astel x IRyS fan art. Do think they could cover a song together? I hope they do. Astel-kun go easy on IRyS she's sucha a silly baka

>>22016706
is this pasta or did you go to the effort of putting this together just now?

So, this is the next 4 hours, huh?

Is she even doing damage? She's blocking the bar so I can't tell

Christ the niggers in chat spamming USE MIMIC TEAR and shit because she died twice

>>22016706
kek now send this as a SC in japanese

>>22016764
it's (me) venting about all the greys and greens making the same comment about the boss astel and the holomem astel.

She needs to just come back later. How has she not figured out yet that just rushing to the bosses and not upgrading shit is why everything is so hard for her?

>>22016850
Exploring and upgrading muzukashi

>>22016828
kek, fair enough

>>22016850
piggy isn't known for her brain
someone should explain to her that it's like saving your best snacks for later

>>22016850
Honestly i'm impressed how far she's gotten through sheer stubborn determination

>>22016828
Yeah, I knew it was coming but still annoying. Especially since she reads chat so much

>>22016891
not as good as the first one piggy-anon
maybe I only laughed because it caught me off guard and it wasn't that funny after all

>>22016891
bless be the day that piggy-anon graces us with his presence.

IRyS thinks Astel is pretty

>>22017020
he's a greyfag though

>>22016892
>really?
>what is this?
>[Japanese gibberish]
>can you just come already?
>this is cheating
>nani kore
>ah!
>you didn't tell me it could do that!

>>22017097
it's pretty a e s t h e t i c though

>>22017166
>can you just come already?
I will cum inside your tum tum IRyS...

God she did 1/3rd of his life while burning all he flasks so now she thinks she can do it and will spend the next two hours getting worse and worse.

Ah so it was retards commenting Astel, thought Astel himself sent a comment.

If she ever gets to Radagon, it's gonna be Sekiro levels of salt when she realizes he can't be bled.

>"The boss dont bleed from uchikatana you have to use moonveil katana"
How are the retards in chat even able to use a computer

She just needs to lock on. She can't see his attacks coming if she doesn't.

>>22017355
I don't know anything about ER but I'm betting most of chat is phone-only users that only know the game through streams. this is the sad truth of 2022

>immediately did what chat told her to do and used mimic tear
Piggy has to be the most agreeable pushover in Hololive.

Abandon Hope, Irysoshit

>>22017482
are you complaining that she is submissive and breedable?

>what the hell are you doing
>what you doing
>why mimic so dumb
I like how she swears and her english gets dumb when she's angry.

>>22017482
you're just making me spring a boner (like usual)

>>22017568
The western caveman brain kicks in

>>22017443
Sounds like me! I only know this game from IRyS streams, the only one I've watched play this.

>>22017547
Good luck rolling the fat, stupid hog onto her back.

>>22017652
keep going.

>>22017482
Is your goal to make IRyStocrats horny? Because it's working and I hate you... My boner for her won't go down for 5 hours now...

>>22017633
Nothing wrong with that, it's the people like you but keep spamming in the chat like they know what they're talking about that are annoying

At least Irys makes a good case study playtester for whether your game is playable without lockons.

>>22017699
Oh yeah I have no idea about anything ER so there's no way I'd try to suggest her anything, though this monster IS probably too high level for her but again I have no idea

>>22017482
How agreeable would IRyS be to sticking it in her pooper?

>>22017801
she would hate it.most girls aren't into it or would only try it once while crying the entire time. really kills the boner

>>22017801
She'll probably be the type that would be willing to try but will back out the last minute.

>>22017699
I wish IRyS had a filter to keep these grey seanigs out like how Kiara would just pause randomly to start talking about her vacation or something

Why do you guys like the dude that call IRyS 'piggy'?

>>22017482
Pigschizo, I know you want to shoo away hornyposters and goslings from your oshi.
It's impossible.

>>22017780
Honestly it's hard to say when it comes to levels, she's strong enough that she doesn't get 1 hit killed and does decent damage, if she just gets used to the bosses moves its doable

>>22017917
he likes getting people upset so if you talk to him he stops after a while.

IRyS' anger gives me life

>>22017917
He says things about IRyS that make my dick hard

>>22017801
Unless you were a Mormon high school boy in Hawaii around 2018, you missed the window to ever have piggy agree to try anal for you.
Though it looks like Astel is getting his way with her right now. Fuck, piggy's mad.

>>22017917
I like to laugh at people with mental disability

Don't worry: Irys would never give attention to male vtubers. She only has sex exclusively with musicians that do work on her songs. No need to worry

Do you think IRyS would mind if I pleasured her orally while she streamed?

>>22018059
Im fingering her as we speak. She's just better at hiding it compared to zombie

>>22017780
This boss is easy if you realize that the best spot to fight it is in front of it. Going behind it triggers the worst attacks of its moveset.

>>22018044
nice try. this is tldr for piggy-anon. away with you fraud

>>22018059
I want her to use my mouth as her personal sex toy

>>22017917
Hes easily identifiable and not that bad you can just hand wave him away with oh its that guy. Even that guy deserves the chance to express love for his waifu on the internet.

>>22018059
>She tries to be dominant during the whole situation
>Quickly she loses her composure, calls for an 'idol meeting' and needily starts to beg you to fuck her

>>22018057
>>22018059
>>22017801
>>22017869
stop being so horny

>>22018059
she wouldn't agree to that... but she would delay the stream before it starts

>>22018192
I'll stop being horny when IRyS stops being horny. That or I get an IRyS slap edit

>>22018192
ame has trains run on her while she listens to ska music. cry more cuckmate

>>22017861
I've never had sex before obviously, but I want it to be enjoyable for both of us, especially if it's IRyS if I hypothetically would have a chance to do it.

>>22018301
>while she listens to ska music

>>22018324
You think your first time is actually gonna be enjoyable...

>>22017917
he's like that "special" cousin that you have to have over for dinner
it's kinda sad but you feel kinda bad for telling him to go away

>>22018301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvziPPpryv0

>>22018192
No

IRyS doesn't have a great rune equipped...?

>>22018481
>>22018481
What's that?

>>22018382
I don't think I'll ever have my first time anyway but that's fine because IRyS is stimulating enough for me.

>>22018481
She's never been to any of the towers.

>>22018430
hahahahahahaahah

What tune would you like IRyS to start humming in between cumming?

>>22018509
Just think of it as another accessory you can equip that can boost your stats a lot. The fact she's gone this long without it means she's been fighting with one hand tied behind her back.

>>22018611
>she's been fighting with one hand tied behind her back.
Yup that's my IRyS

>>22018439
I WANT TO BREED THIS NEPHILIM

>>22018611
They're not that big a deal. Tons of people don't bother to pop rune arcs.

>>22018611
>>22018712
I popped my first rune arc at Malikeith

>>22018519
>don't think I'll ever have my first time
dude. workout, lose some weight and take some speech classes. girls aren't impossible. you just need the right tools to have success. it's harder now with dating apps because the top genetic freaks get most of the action but being in shape will open doors for you

>>22018712
95% of people playing this are better gamers than IRyS

>>22018647
With the amount of things irys uses shes been playing the game with 1 foot. 1 hand tied behind her back would be a huge step up.

>>22018762
Thanks for the advice mate but I'm fine, really.

Also diet is also super important just as if not more important than your workout, consult your doctor

>>22018864
at least workout for your health. everyone should be doing that after 2020

>>22018875
>>22018875
>>22018875

>>22018430
What a blast from the past.

Based anons encouraging others to take care of themselves and have more self confidence

You should be lifting heavy thing. Lift for your push. Lift for HOPE. Lift for IRyS

Sapling Irystocrat fitness alliance

>>22019020
#reps4IRyS

>>22018712
>Tons of people don't bother to pop rune arcs.
I suspect they don't because they think it's a rare item instead of one you can easily farm cooping.

>>22018875
>>22018929
yea I do workout and try to eat healthy, not because I wanna get girls, but because I want to be able to live my golden years alone without assistance.

>>22019118
I still think your oshis tier list sucks dick

>>22019213
Please understand, she’s vegan, her taste in food is tainted

>>22019213
Everything besides avocado is understandable.

>>22018875
it's actually astonishing the difference in just mental clarity you get between eating like shit and eating higher quality, healthy food

>>22019295
say what you will but I will eat the shit out of some nutritional yeast. idk why but I like that stuff

>>22019213
What list?

>>22019407
nutritional yeast is absolutely based for nutrient density

>>22019434
Tier-list for foodstuff I believe Fruits? maybe vegetables?

>>22018611
Great Runes are basically worthless lmao, you use a rune arc to get a stat boost until you die, that's not even remotely like "fighting with one hand tied behind her back".

Why /HiRyS/ reads like a /∞/ thread?

>>22019486
anon is just fuming she didn't list pizza and pizza rolls as S tier

>>22019357
lol, no it isn't /fit/fag
you're just extremely susceptible to placebo effects

>>22019583
t. eats like shit

>>22019570
There's more crossover these days, at least it isn't deadbeats

>>22019434
>>22019486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzAOQ8BAGdg
I hope IRyS will collab with Fauna and play Stardew Valley

>>22019570
It's not even close, ESL

>>22019570
Same timeslot = more crossover between fanbases

IRyS....

IRyS cussing more and more huh

holy shit that scream scared me kek

whew

>>22019655
I guess if you're a vegan, you'd think this much about fruit. Jeez. I eat maybe a handful of different fruit. Apples and Bananas being the main ones.

>>22019664
neverbeen but /∞/ seems like a giant cave orgy where they promise you there's girls but you cant see anything so you just go at it with anyone near you. only to find out it's just a bunch of dudes going ham on each other while shouting kronii

a button hate

I feel like IRyS is getting sad...

She's so stupid AAAAA

>>22019842
I like this tier list

did she really just do that. again....

IRyS your platforming reps...

Shes so dumb, I love her so much

>>22019823
She is and I love it!

>>22019615
t. has zero personality or mental fortitude
I've had years where I exercised for 3 hours a day and only ate lean protein and vegetables, and years where I never exercised and ate only fast food.
The only thing that changes is physical fitness. "Mental clarity" isn't a thing you fucking faggot.

HA HA HA

>>22019842
Mangoes doko

>>22020210
A

>>22020210
it's in A tier. get better glasses

>>22020151
i do not love it

>>22020169
you retarded faggot, if you really don't understand how garbage in, garbage out works in terms of nutrients and more importantly, how garbage industrialized farming is (what do you think they feed the cheapest shit they slaughter? where do you think that shit ends up?) then you might be a lost cause

>>22020151
>>22020277
as long as its tasteful cussing Im fine with IRyS cussing. If it gets overexcessive like a certain vtuber...

>>22020260
>>22020259
Why is it not yellow?

What's with this divine tower? Why does it look like Fromsoft didn't finish texturing it?

>>22020324
Mango has kiara for its oshi

>>22020384
kek

>>22020318
Hey man Kiara is still pretty cute despite all the cussing, don't talk bad about her like that

>chicken skin

>>22020169
>muh anecdotal evidence
Lack of sodium will lower your IQ, it's well known

>>22020419
i'm about to sin but kiara is pure sex

>>22020284
You can't even define the word "nutrient" you absolute faggot.
>garbage industrialized farming
I can't imagine what kind of homosexual lifestyle makes one type the above unironically, you stupid little queer. Kill yourself for maximum mental clarity.

>>22019842
>Mango A Tier
>Watermelon B Tier
>Orange F tier
Shit taste

>>22020494
I've fapped to her on occasion...

>>22020462
also called goose pimples

>>22020496
enjoy your onions-addled protein

IRyS only has 5 rune arcs. I've earned like 100 through coop.

>>22020462
Direct translation of Tori no hada

>>22020543
eat watermelon for thicker pp. packed with lots of l-citrulline

>>22020588
They're turkey lumps.

Pineapple makes your cum and her vag sweeter.

>>22020673
Those 3 fruits should've been S tier

>>22020475
Yes everyone knows the average fried chicken enjoyer is well versed in the Harvard classics.
I guess you must've avoided salt like it's poison.
>>22020646
Ha ha holy shit, lemme guess little faggot, you unironically buy whey supplements?

Next thread:
>>22020775
>>22020775
>>22020775

>>22020780
do you enjoy being this salty? is it fun?

>>22020780
You're such an insecure little man

IRyS probably thinks she sounds badass when she says 'come at me'. Little did she know that she sounds horny instead.

>>22020811
What's wrong, little faggot, your mental clarity isn't helping you answer questions on your own?
>>22020851
How often do you check yourself in the mirror on any given day, little fag?

>>22020749
She said oranges are often flavorless (she's right). Notice clementines, the superior orange, is higher up. She also said B tier isn't bad by any stretch of the imagination.

>>22020924
no, it's a sincere question, I genuinely don't understand why you're acting the way you are. but I also choose not to be a dick to rando anons (unless it's funny, but you're not being that funny) you're life choices have led you to a certain conclusion, it must be upsetting to see that others' life choices have led them to a different conclusion. there's no need to be hit with some sort of cognitive dissonance over it, everything's going to be okay anon

>>22021077
The only life experience that matters is mine, and some faggoty little fem giggling and editorializing about the "mental benefits" of a healthy diet absolutely deserves to be insulted and ridiculed like the woman he is.

>>22021223
christ, back to the salt, have fun with that anon

>>22021223
I genuinely hope you find an avenue to happiness in your life, because I suspect you wouldn't be going absolutely bonkers on a couple of random retards on a ukrainian synchronized swimming image board if you were perfectly okay. if it helps you here, congrats, you won the argument