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>> No.22001913

>>22001743
Yea, my art and edits get posted here often and it makes me happy when I see other people use them

>> No.22001916
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>> No.22001950
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.22001955
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gura cute

>> No.22001982
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https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1512163789789138951

>> No.22001992

>>22001743
I've made soundposts that still get posted and take a lot of screencaps that still get posted. I also make shitty edits from time to time

>> No.22002046

how do we get gura to stop apologizing for yawning? does she do it to frustrate us?

>> No.22002077
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>>22001743
If you count koikatsu shit as original, yes

>> No.22002138

im losing my mind I need help

>> No.22002171

>>22001743
I make soundposts, webms and edits that get reposted sometimes

>> No.22002174
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22002174

>>22002046
She should spice it up a bit and say "Sorry my chumbies, it's just so comfy in your arms, I want to fall asleep."

>> No.22002181

>>22002077
I DO MAKE MORE OF IT PLEASE

>> No.22002191

CHUMBIES MY 5 POUND SHARK PUSSY ONAHOLE JUST ARRIVED!!!!!

>> No.22002206

>>22002191
Post it

>> No.22002218

>>22002191
that was fast

>> No.22002219

>>22002191
Uhhhh.... Based?

>> No.22002226
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>>22002191
nice

>> No.22002242

>>22002191
Superchat a review of it to her. Or post it here if you're a pussy.

>> No.22002254
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>> No.22002267

>>22002191
Pics.

>> No.22002322

>>22002191
does it shred your dick when you stick it in? if not you got scammed

>> No.22002336

>>22002191
where did you get that? please share

>> No.22002341

>>22002181
ogey
https://files.catbox.moe/6r5eks.png

>> No.22002402

>>22002341
>gura was the dominant one in the end
nice...

>> No.22002433

>>22002341
what's with the tail?

>> No.22002452
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https://youtu.be/8XiwapsWPU4?t=9631
this is the moment that Gura felt her menstruation coming out, you can see her looking down to check on her crotch.

https://youtu.be/8XiwapsWPU4?t=9643
here she says "i might need to..." then pauses and her pupils show that she's rapidly looking at random directions instead of looking at the listener(chat) this indicates embarrassment and that her brain is trying to come up with a false excuse to leave.

https://youtu.be/8XiwapsWPU4?t=9650
here she says "pee" in a monotone way that indicates she wasn't sure about her choice of words, another sign that it's just an excuse.

https://youtu.be/8XiwapsWPU4?t=9659
here Gura uses "i should probably" instead of "i have to" this means that there's no real urgency in her necessity, unlike someone who really needs to pee.

After that she leaves for about 1:45min
females can actually urinate faster than males, even with a full bladder they should take about 20 seconds to finish and about 15 to wipe themselves then a few more seconds to wash their hands, the whole process should take not much more than 60 seconds considering her toilet is very close bacause she felt the necessity to avoid any possible noises with the loud technical issues screen on top of just muting the audio. 1:45min would be too much time, that way we can assume that she spent 30 more seconds to open and put a pad on.

>> No.22002516
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I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.22002532

>>22002433
I made this four months ago before updated Gawr

>> No.22002615

>>22002452
Thanks, bud.
Schizos like you are a blessing.

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Pic 1

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>>22002452

>> No.22002662

>>22002452
Thank you.

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pic 2

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>>22002626
jesas

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>>22002626
>>22002690

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pic 3
Ikea shark for scale

>>22002336
Bad Dragon Nix

>> No.22002799

>>22002752
Holy shit that thing is huge!
Brb chumbuds.....

>> No.22002805

>>22002752
Is your blahaj pregnant?

>> No.22002807
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Now THESE are the kind of posts I'm come here for. kek

>> No.22002825

>>22002452
ok?
why are you guys so obsessed with her cycle anyway? It's a normal thing for adult women.

>> No.22002834

>>22002626
>>22002690
>>22002752
>only $100
wtf.... thats a fucking good deal

>> No.22002880

>>22002626
>>22002690
What's the texture and softness inside?
>>22002752
May God have mercy upon that blåhaj.

>> No.22002902

>>22002452
>>22002626
Fucking back to back classics
You love to see it

>> No.22002915

>>22002626
>>22002690
>>22002752
Well I know what I'm getting

>> No.22002919

>>22002825
Why aren't you? I suspect, fembud.

>> No.22002932

>>22002880
Its like just a tad sticky in a rubbery way but its incredibly soft. I havent fucked it your or anything but it feels amazing in the hands.

>> No.22002939

>>22002752
that blahaj looks like it's seen some shit.
and it's about to see some more

>> No.22002971

>>22002752
in-use and after-use pics doko

>> No.22002970
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>>22002752
witnessed

>> No.22003004

>>22002919
I'm an adult man who paid attention in health class.

>> No.22003014

>>22002939
Im gonna have to cut it open and surgically insert the pussy.
Joking aside I love my shark and would be really sad if it got ripped or anything. I have slept with it every night for like 5 years now.

>> No.22003082

>>22002932
Interesting.

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>>22002452

>> No.22003259

>>22002626
>>22002690
>>22002752
well..... I guess im spending $100 tomorrow.
Custom orders apparently open tomorrow for a short time so hopefully I can get a nice blue one.

>> No.22003314

>>22002452
>pad
How do you know she doesn't use tampons? Or a cup? or an old random cloth she found on the floor??

>> No.22003380

>>22002452
She's so cute and ladylike.

>> No.22003385

wait you guys actually want to fuck a shark? As in the animal? gura is like 85% human and has a human cunny... wtf ...

>> No.22003392

>>22003314
>implying Gura would shove a tampon inside her tiny perfect cunny
also pad is just codeword for a used t-shirt

>> No.22003432
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22003432

I'm going to teach you all of a forbidden jutsu that will let you have a Gura of your own.
Research what a tulpa is
Learn how to create one
Spend the next few months creating your Gura tulpa
Enjoy your ghost Gura who can talk to, who acts just like Gura, you can feel if you lightly touch her, but can never hug, and you will pass through if you touch her too hard

>> No.22003446

>>22003385
That's just what they want you to think.
Her cunny's on her tail anon

>> No.22003458

>>22002752
>he has brown bedsheets
>I have brown bedsheets
we are?

>> No.22003482

>>22003314
tampons aren't very comfortable, woman usually only wear they go outside
t. lived with 3 females during my entire life

>> No.22003522

>>22002452
It's actually here.
https://youtu.be/8XiwapsWPU4?t=9409

>> No.22003528

>>22001955
Thanks doc

>> No.22003531

>>22003385
Anon.... Gura is a shark you idiot. Of course I want to fuck sharks.

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>>22003446

>> No.22003736

>>22003385
It'd be quite a feat to fuck a shark without losing a limb desu.

>> No.22003745

>>22002825
Of course, it's perfectly natural. Gura is a young woman and she's very close to us and things like this come up sometimes while living with a beautiful sharkgirl.

>> No.22003763

>>22003531
she's a Shark girl!

>> No.22003851

>>22003763
Uhhh yea... no shit. There are lots of girl sharks.

>> No.22003881

>>22002626
>>22002690
>>22002752
Why didn't you just get a loli fuckdoll like a normal person and dress her up as Gura?

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I need a seat and some meds....

>> No.22003960

>>22003881
>like a normal person

>> No.22003994

>>22003881
a good loli fuckdoll is way more expensive

>> No.22003998

>>22003881
>$100 shark pussy
>$2000 loli doll that you still need to buy an attachable onahole for not including the wig and clothes and accessories
HMMMMM I wonder why anon...

>> No.22004103

>>22003998
Yeah, I'm gonna wait and buy Gura's official loli doll.

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>>22002626
>>22002690
>>22002752

>> No.22004161

>>22003881
One day, I will spend the 2,000 on one.
Today is not that day.

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>>22002626
>>22002690
>>22002752
What would Gura say about this?

>> No.22004492
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>> No.22004574
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>>22004486
>oh nyo~

>> No.22004599
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Gura definitely has a roastie pussy

>> No.22004603

>>22004486
Unironically superchat her about it. She won't read it out loud but she'll react to it.

>> No.22004631

>>22004486
She'll be proud of anon because he's actually doing something to pursuit his own happiness withiut affecting others despite how controversial it may be

>> No.22004641

>>22004486
I hope she would be proud

>> No.22004715

I wish I could do something to have gura be proud of me... All I have is this old body pillow

>> No.22004754

>>22004715
Move to Europe and learn Unity

>> No.22004787

>>22004754
I will never be Kiara

>> No.22004872

>>22004486
>*snort* ...What the HELL am I looking at? It's got-- That's, uh.....Uhhhhh......hm. You know, we're just gonna move on from that one. You weirdos.

>> No.22005127

>>22004754
that's pretty random

>> No.22005178

>>22004715
grow some avocados

>> No.22005180

>>22004872
accurate

>> No.22005270

>>22004872
I can actually hear her saying this

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>>22004754
is this an "in" to the fastman lifestyle?

>> No.22005404

>>22004754
Europe is stinky

>> No.22005498

>>22005328
Based fastman.

>> No.22005565

>>22005404
Just like gura likes it.

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>>22002626
>>22002690
>>22002752
How tight?

>> No.22005696

this is a weird thread

>> No.22005720

So Chumbies I just got done trying it for the first time and its actually fucking amazing...
Like no joke the quality is out of this world and the tail rubbing against the balls is just.... just great.
>>22005573
I think its probably pretty standard for high quality products but i have a pretty girthy penis obviously so i needed a lot of lube.

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>> No.22005832

>>22005720
I need more pictures.

>> No.22005844

>>22005696
Kek.

>> No.22005939

>>22002452
Fucking based I kneel

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>>22005832
Idk what else to take pics of but im not posting my cock or cum in it if thats what you are asking for.
Open to requests though i guess

Monster can for scale I guess? Idk?

>> No.22006178

So what are people doing to pass the time? Besides shoving their dicks into shark onaholes?

>> No.22006217

>>22002452
Yep that's it. A clearer fart

>> No.22006237

>>22006178
Watching other chuubas.

>> No.22006254

>>22006178
Logging Gura's menstrual cycle.

>> No.22006275
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>>22002452
What the fuck bros, I thought Gura was a child?

>> No.22006292

>>22006178
Pondering the fact that I could order my own shark onahole tomorrow.

>> No.22006335

>>22006275
The earliest recorded pregnancy was 5 years old anon....

>> No.22006380

>>22006275
As unlikely as it was, I often wondered if as tiny and young appearing as she was that she had one of those conditions where you never go through puberty

>> No.22006390

>>22006178
Laughing at anon for spending his $100 on plastic instead of used fishing gear

>> No.22006420

>>22005696
Ill take this over other types of posts any day

>> No.22006431

>>22005696
this is a good kind of weird though

>> No.22006433

>>22002452
>>22002626
>>22002690
>>22002752
what the fuck is wrong with this thread

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>>22006335
You didn't have to remind me of of that...

>> No.22006465

>>22006420
>>22006431
Agreed. This is the kind of weird I come here for

>> No.22006488

>>22006433
i think they are pretty based

>> No.22006489

>>22006433
You missed one
>>22006165

>> No.22006494

>>22006178
Watching other holos and playing some games. Gonna do my reps in a few minutes

>> No.22006511

>>22006178
Doing drawing and college reps

>> No.22006604

>>22006165
Any plans to put it in the shark doll?

>> No.22006621

>>22006178
watching ame play elden ring

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>>22002825

>> No.22006665

>>22006178
Reading a Star Wars fanfic. I don't even like Star Wars.

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>This entire thread
You guys should find better use of your time.

>> No.22006730

>>22006604
uhhh no. I would never want to defile my shark like that.
However that fembud has like a 7 foot tall shark and I would totally consider putting it in that but the end is open so all the lube and cum would spill into the stuffing so that just sounds like a bad idea.
>>22006675
incredibly homosexual post.

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>>22006675
nyo. And actually I'm doing chores right now, just coming back to thread every once in a while to see if anything interesting was posted

>> No.22006799

>>22006675
honestly, this is just about the best possible outcome for a stream cancellation day. just pure, unfiltered degeneracy

>> No.22006815
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>>22006433
This is better than the usual no-Gura days

>> No.22006823

>>22006165
Shove a banana in there

>> No.22006824

>>22006799
Yeah, especially since it seems to scare away the shitposters. lol.

>> No.22006854

>>22006675
>rampant cuck posting for 4 days
REEEE YOU GUYS SHOULDNT TALK ABOUT FUCKING SHARK PUSSY
what an incredibly retarded take.

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>>22006675
you are here with us

>> No.22006944

>>22006824
almost makes me feel bad for making fun of that one guy's rape doll, he did a better job keeping out shitposters than any of us closer to the neurotypical end of things ever could

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Bae mention that her collab with Gura is today (in her timezone of course) so we probably get the stream early morning for US time.

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>>22006511
Are ya drawing Gura son?

>> No.22007009

>>22006972
It's at like 1 in the morning or so. Poor Gura.

>> No.22007043

>>22007009
11 PM

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>>22006972
I'd fuck that rrat

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>>22006823
dont have a banana on hand but here is a extra fat sharpie marker. Honestly even this slides in pretty tight so there is no way a banana would go in without wasting lube

>> No.22007147

>>22007098
wow, that's a big sharpie.

>> No.22007163

>>22007098
I see

>> No.22007167

This is a pretty based thread

>> No.22007172

>>22007147
for you

>> No.22007203

>>22006824
I believe he is in global now ban evading like crazy against mumei and kiara. Notice how quiet this thread got after the get?

>> No.22007402

>>22007203
Ame started streaming anon....

>> No.22007466

>>22007402
based and low hanging fruit pilled

>> No.22007548

>>22007009
Is it in 5 more hours?

>> No.22007592

>>22007548
next day anon.
at least it should be according to all logic.

>> No.22007594

>I might have to stream twice in one day again
>THIS CANNOT STAND

>> No.22007632

Cute pink girl
https://youtu.be/8Kae31TIZ1I
(Obviously not the whore)

>> No.22007659

>>22006854
I wasn't even talking about the shark onahole, that I'm fine with. It's the whole tracking her Menstrual cycle, that shit is one step away from obsessive stalker behavior.

>> No.22007692

>>22007632
Pink Lammy is ok in my book.

>> No.22007699

>>22007632
Don't post clips in this thread.

>> No.22007702

>>22007592
Thanks I was retarded

>> No.22007738

>>22007699
Eat shit.

>> No.22007754

>>22007699
I give translated JP clips a pass.

>> No.22007762

>>22007659
That's just something normal you do if you care about someone

>> No.22007761

>>22007699
Translations are ok

>> No.22007800

>>22007699
>complaining about translated clips
that's not how we gatekeep around these parts pal

>> No.22007808

>>22007699
fuck off faggot
stop trying to "fit in"

>> No.22007811

>>22007659
No one is tracking her menstrual cycle. They make a new chart every time she has a day like this.

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/hlgg/ fag here, damn you guys are based

>> No.22007902

Did Ame give up on the boss?

>> No.22007921
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>>22005720
...i hesitate to ask, but could you elaborate any on the internal structure as compared to other onaholes? I wish my mind didn't demand I ask, but it desires knowledge of the forbidden.

>> No.22007937

>>22007893
Yea we know now go back please.
And have a wonderful day cutie.

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Gurass

>> No.22007971

>>22007921
I'm pretty sure bad dragon has cross sections on their site

>> No.22008005

>>22007659
>>22006666

>> No.22008045

chumbuds, I can't stop farting

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>>22007921
Cross section from their site.
Its like a bit bumpy on entry than smooth with small ripples with the exit being pretty heavily ribbed.
Overall godly compared to the other like 3 onaholes ive had it the past and they dont even remotely come close.

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I would like to formally apologize for making this post >>22007902 . It wasn't my intention to post off topic, I forgot I opened the thread because of the shark vagina. Anyways Gura cute. Bye!

>> No.22008064

>>22008045
proof?

>> No.22008086

>>22007971
I'm aware. I need first hand comparative data.

>> No.22008117

>>22008061
Bye, have a good one!

>> No.22008162

>>22008045
SNIFF

>> No.22008166

>>22008061
Have a wonderful day teamate. Its quite rare we get teamates here that arent shitposting so its always nice to see a REAL teamate for once.
Your oshi is incredibly cute today btw im watching her as well.

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>>22008061
ame cute too though i doubt you will see this

>> No.22008214

>>22008086
>>22008049

>> No.22008488

So uhh.... that was fun.
What now chumbies?
Anyone else have some wacky shark themed sex toy they want to show off or some other schizo shit like the period schedule?
This has been a great thread so far lets keep it going.

>> No.22008658
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I just want you guys to know that I love Gura the most

>> No.22008700
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>>22008658
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!!!!

>> No.22008734

>>22008658
I just want you to know that I love Lily Hooper the most.

>> No.22008770

>>22008734
We know, Gura

>> No.22008777

>>22008734
<3 I love you too random chumbie!

>> No.22008800

Someone please superchat gura asking if she's on her cycle the next chance you get thanks

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>>22008734

>> No.22008821

>>22008800
you do it

>> No.22008907
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>>22008821
no you do it

>> No.22008939

>>22008907
She has never and will never read any of my comments

>> No.22009017

>>22008821
I'm broke after buying the omocat merch restock or else I would

>> No.22009030

missing her right now lads

>> No.22009081

>>22008777
Curious what you think of all the onahole posts honestly.

>> No.22009148

>>22009081
Based beyond belief, we need more chumbies like him.
Strongly resisting the urge to ask him to post videos of him fucking it.

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>> No.22009237

I don't know why anons are so resistant to posting tributes. No one is going to identify you from your dicks.

>> No.22009285

>>22009237
Gura will

>> No.22009289
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What's wrong with you all.

>> No.22009306

>>22009237
I have to go like 2-3 days without jerking off to get a nice tribute-worthy load and Gura makes that very difficult

>> No.22009308

>>22009289
It'd be easier to list what isn't wrong with me

>> No.22009310

>>22009237
It's off topic and quite frankly inappropriate

>> No.22009372

>>22009148
>>22009237
1. I have basically no good way to film it
2. horny time for me and my penis alone
3. idk I just dont want random people looking at my dick
4. its kind of off topic and while I dont mind posting the thing itself this isnt really a "anon fucks his onahole" thread its a Gura thread.

>> No.22009430

>>22009306
5. this also

>> No.22009445

>>22009289
yeah, me.

>> No.22009541

>>22009237
Not everyone is the thread is horned up 24/7 and I wouldnt want to make some of the buds uncomfortable.

>> No.22009557

>>22009289
if fucking a 5 pound shark pussy is wrong I dont want to be right.

>> No.22009574

>>22008800
>gura I heard you're "sailing the red sea" this week *wink* *wink*... LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>22009541
I would. Anyone made uncomfortable by hornyposting needs to get the fuck out.

>> No.22009649
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>>22009289
The split that has pissbuds, lolicons, red sea surfers, daiperbuds, and some people who hate swearing. I wonder.

>> No.22009671

>>22009649
Truly the most magical place in /vt/
I wouldnt have it any other way.

>> No.22009672

should gura sing motorhead?

>> No.22009713

>>22009672
I don't know what that is but yeah

>> No.22009735
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>>22009671
Same honestly.

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I'll do tribute to Gura's hands when she does the handcam stream

>> No.22009777

>>22009757
based

>> No.22009813

>>22009671
this place has the greatest variation in thread quality of any of the splits, but it's also one of the most interesting

>> No.22009911

>>22009713
gura mentioned WAY back during a SC reading something about liking sabaton and motorhead

>> No.22009943

>>22009813
best OC and schizo posts by a long shot and it makes it all worth it.

>> No.22009952

>>22009672
any specific songs? besides ace of spades of course

>> No.22009981
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ʰᵉʷʷᵒ~

>> No.22009993

https://youtu.be/8XiwapsWPU4?t=8900

what did she mean by this?

>> No.22010031

>>22009943
yeah, the only place comparable in terms of OC is /wah/

>> No.22010080

>>22009952
enter sandman

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>>22010080

>> No.22010177

>>22009672
Would be fun. RIP Lemmy.

>> No.22010212

>>22009993
I don't get the reference.

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>>22009993
imagine gura scrubbing you like you're arthur

>> No.22010261

>>22009993
She was talking about the anons shark pussy after he came in it.
Clearly the stream was prerecorded from the future.

>> No.22010292
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something something look up karafun something before making stupid statements like "gura should sing x"

>> No.22010299

>>22010080
anon...

>> No.22010337

>>22010248
Gura giving you a bath would certainly be something

>> No.22010393

>>22010292
nyo

>> No.22010401

>>22009649
any angrybuds? I'm destructively angry and only Gura's voice can soothe me.

>> No.22010452

>>22006984
Yeah, trying to make a lagtrain parody actually
https://files.catbox.moe/2obec3.gif
https://files.catbox.moe/75xty3.gif
https://files.catbox.moe/32zwnc.gif

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>>22010452
Very nice.

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>>22008045
>menstruating and farting uncontrollably

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>>22010452
cool

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>>22010452
Based

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>>22009981
Come in little one.

>> No.22010746

>>22009672
she has already, a song from like 2006 or something i forget. not famous song

>> No.22010783

>>22009981
Oh look, my shark onahole has arrived

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warm gooba thoughts

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>>22010452
sugoi...

>> No.22011227

if gura farted we could turn the gura fart soundpost into a real gura fart

>> No.22011252

>>22002452
>>22002626
what an epic fucking thread, I kneel chumbuds

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>>22011123
She probably gets tired of saying it, but it does have a calming effect on me.

>> No.22011300

>>22011252
Thanks have a cute day friend!

>> No.22011336

>>22002452
I don't see any of the eye movements you're purporting.

>> No.22011467
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>>22011259
gura makes me melt whenever she talks about how much she appreciates us and whenever she says she loves us

>> No.22011512

https://files.catbox.moe/gqppr5.webm

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>>22011512

>> No.22011557

Are you guys responsible for the amount of shitpost Ame is getting right now?

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>>22011512

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>>22011123
she is great

>> No.22011668

>>22011123
This is a little autistic but I actually really don't like when she says stuff like this because I know it isn't genuine, it's just what she thinks will make us feel good. Mostly the whole "each of you" part, like she knows or cares about us as individuals.

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i can save her

>> No.22011760

>>22011668
You're right, that is autistic.

>> No.22011766

>he's back

>> No.22011770

>>22011710
wha-

>> No.22011792

>>22011665
And this one's even worse. It's just hard to buy it when she literally never goes above and beyond for us. Which is fine, I sure as hell don't at my job. But don't pretend like you really think we're all amazing and so important in your life.

>> No.22011797

>>22011710
heh

>> No.22011801

>>22011710
If I completely wiped my main hard drive I would have just enough space to fit all that
jesus

>> No.22011900

>>22011123
>>22011665
I love her so much...

>> No.22011920

>>22011792
>>22011668
i think you're looking into it too much. she's talking to a subset of her viewers. the boundaries of which only she knows. if you show her support and understanding you're probably in that subset

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Gurass

>> No.22012065

>>22011792
her job and dreams are being entirely carried by us, people who like her and want to support her. ofcouse she appreciates her fans, stop being autistic, Gura does that because she genuinely wants to show us that she's gratuful, there's not much more she can do, this is a shy girl trying to put her feelings into words, don't think too much about it.

>> No.22012090

Can we go back to talking about fucking shark pussy please?

>> No.22012100

>>22012065
Don't bite dumbie

>> No.22012128

>>22011668
Unfortunately yeah. She doesn’t know any of us and never will. She knows there are people that are genuinely in love with her (me) and stuff, so at least she’s throwing them a bone

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>>22011665
>>22011123

>> No.22012215

>>22012144
I love her

>> No.22012219

>>22011792
>us

>> No.22012243
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I wonder if she'll make another cake this year or something else.

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>> No.22012291

>>22011123
one day I'll stop being a greynigger and join in, just gotta keep grinding

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>> No.22012335
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>>22012291
Based

>> No.22012338

>>22011792
Her “job” and supercharger literally are her life, she has individual dudes that pay her hundreds of dollars EVERY stream. Would she have made over quarter of a million dollars in one year if it weren’t for them? She’s a streamer ffs

>> No.22012375

>>22012319
Kek i remember this one
My goomba...

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>>22012291
you're alright graybud

>> No.22012395

>>22012338
iphone corrected “superchatters” to superchargers oops

>> No.22012411
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>>22012291
GO ANON GO

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>>22012395
>iToddler

>> No.22012490

>>22012442
just like gooba

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I think Gawr and Gura should have sex with each other (not with you)

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>>22012515

>> No.22012577

There's someone in this thread who will make gura happy for the rest of her life

>> No.22012582
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>>22012549

>> No.22012584

>>22012525
yeah, me

>> No.22012596

>>22012577
Yeah me

>> No.22012626

>>22012515
Ok now make one about the shark pussy

>> No.22012633

>>22012577
yeah, me

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>>22012582

>> No.22012683

>>22012582
>>22012549
>>22012515
i already feel nostalgia

>> No.22012697

>>22012577
WE already have anon.

>> No.22012698

>>22012596
yeah, me

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>> No.22012738

>>22012515
>Chumbros it feels so fucking good to have been here from the start
honestly, I wish I had membered way sooner, I didn't become a membershrimp until I heard that she did a watchalong of the thing despite watching her since debut

>> No.22012747

>>22012704
(I'm nerds)

>> No.22012757

>>22012515
I'm forever butthurt that I hopped on the Gura(I guess Hololive as a whole) bandwagon too late. So many moments I missed watching live...

>> No.22012783

>>22012670
only 500k subs after debut oh nononono she will never reach 1 million

>> No.22012784

>>22012738
Damn its a shame you gave up any chance you ever had of being the last chumbud....

>> No.22012786

>>22012704
this girl... is playing with my heart isn't she

>> No.22012868

hey ggg just letting you know that my child is growing inside of Gura right now

>> No.22012870
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I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK LI FUCKING LOVE HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT FUCKING HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH BUT I FUCKING LOVE HER AND THERE'S NOTHING IN THE WORLD THAT WOULD STOP ME FROM LOVING EVERY SINGLE FACET OF HER FUUUUUUUUUCK I FUCKING LOVE HER I FUCKING LOVE HER SHE'S TOO SO FUCKING SPECIAL I WANT TO BE SPECIAL FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M JUST A FUCKING CREEP FUCK FUCK FUCK I LOVE HER I FUCKING LOVE HER I LOVE HER I'LL CONTINUE TO LOVE HER UNTIL MY FINAL FUCKING BREATH

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>> No.22012885

>>22012757
there's plenty more you will get to watch live. don't dwell on it

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>>22012577
I won't lose her.

>> No.22012906

>>22012704
This one is my favorite

>> No.22012942

>>22012870
based, don't take your meds

>> No.22012973

gosling hours

>> No.22012978

>>22012868
Yes and I'm the child therefore I won the inside of Gura race

>> No.22013015
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>> No.22013020

GURA PEED

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>>22012525
agree

>> No.22013046

>>22012870
based

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>>22013020

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>>22013064

>> No.22013356

the holofes memberstream makes me feel too much so have this instead
https://youtu.be/o32IeILoOv4?t=8312

>> No.22013419

>>22013356
I'm not sure if I can make it through her sobbing to violet without crying by now, haven't been able to so far honestly

>> No.22013429

>>22009993
>milk and coins yummy

>> No.22013514

>>22013356
is it salty gooruh

>> No.22013517

>>22013429
she said milk and corn chumbud but I also hate nyanners too so I'll cut you some slack.

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>>22013356

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>> No.22013767

>>22013628
GURA STREAMED TODAY?

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>> No.22013825
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Questions for you chumbies
Has Gura been a positive influence on your lives? She honestly motivates me to wake up every single day and seeing her do her best in her own ways and actually fulfilling her dreams makes me want to do my best in life so that I can one day also fulfill my dreams.

>> No.22013865

>>22013767
this is from the holofes member stream chumbo

>> No.22013878

>>22013767
No this is from the next member stream

>> No.22013917

>>22013825
yeah

>> No.22013970

>>22013825
i'm still the same loser but at least i can smile now

>> No.22013991

>>22013825
she gave me something to look forward to when my depression made me lose interest in everything

>> No.22013997

>>22013825
nah

>> No.22014011

>>22013825
She has been a negative impact. She has delayed my game dev reps by about 3 months so far.

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>>22013825
Yeah, shes a gem and she makes me happy and gives me something to look forward to when I get home

>> No.22014090

i joined the rat's membership to gain information about the mario kart collab and she did say something but it was in a language i didn't understand so i regret i am unable to tell you what time it is

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>> No.22014193

>>22013825
she inspired me to learn piano and i started singing for fun. i fall asleep to her vods so in a way she fixed my sleep too

>> No.22014221

>>22014090
Post what she said phonetically and then we'll use google translate on it

>> No.22014260

>>22014090
from the powerwash stream she said that her schedule has it at 1pm jst but her reservation was at 3pm jst

>> No.22014261

>>22014221
the part i remember was "ma ri o ka to"

>> No.22014322

>>22014261
that means mario kart

>> No.22014356

>>22014261
I think she's talking about someone named Mari?

>> No.22014432

>>22013825
She's the only one I love. I selfishly want to become more talented so she'll notice me. I barely did any reps before.

>> No.22014493

>>22013825
She motivates me to do my reps and I'm typically happier now. I love her so much

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>>22014127
what did she mean by this?

>> No.22014907

>>22014090
>>22014260
all you need to know is that the collab is in 25 hours from now

>> No.22014948

>>22014090
litterbox a clip of it if you really want a translation

>> No.22014999

>>22002452
keyed

>> No.22015052

>>22014090
Nigga its a midnight today "tomorrow" EST time.
This has been said like 10 times now.

>> No.22015069

what did she mean by this?
https://streamable.com/xh0wbd

>> No.22015129

>>22015069
This always makes me smile, I love this dork

>> No.22015151

To think.... this entire thread was saved by some random anons shark pussy.....
God speed chumbud thank you for your hard work.

>> No.22015218

>>22015151
The thread was "saved" at the exact time when Ame started her stream and it will probably go to shit again the instant she ends it.

>> No.22015228

https://youtu.be/yynUeUfx7-g
I am being stupid but this isn't the Collab stream right? It's the same time at tomorrow?

>> No.22015355

>>22015228
No this is a solo MK stream, the collab should be around the same time tomorrow

>> No.22015359
File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Ftf3aof.mp4].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
22015359

>> No.22015358

>>22015218
That is also true but I like to think it was a combo of the two. I hate blaming teamates even if it is the case like 90% of the time.

>> No.22015395

>>22015228
Yeah, this one is a solo stream, the collab will be probably at the same hour
Still gonna watch it just in case

>> No.22015447

>>22015395
yeah i gotta get her in my recent opponents anyway

>> No.22015466

>>22015052
Aren't you confusing it with this stream >>22015228 ?

>> No.22015476

>>22015358
The onahole definitely helped.

>> No.22015525

Hugging Gura! Kissing Gura! Ripping Gura’s nails off with pliers as she begs you to stop! Headpatting Gura!

>> No.22015588

https://twitter.com/noaoc318/status/1512201709908602881?t=IETCT6dL200itWmZVWEDqQ&s=19

>> No.22015603

>>22015525
that's not funny, hurtfags should hang themselves

>> No.22015654

>>22015466
so wait.... shes streaming 4 times in 1 day and 2 of the are Mario Kart ??????
What the actual fuck Bae.

>> No.22015747

>>22015588
I wish I had my own shark ona...

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