/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>21970400
T u T

>>21970400
i will protect her tiny uterus so she can bear our child one day

Gurass

love the shark

I'm in love with Gura!

>>21970676

It took her 1 minute and 40 seconds to go to the restroom, pee and go back to the computer.

>>21970745
she's changing her softex

>>21970745
That's about how long it takes me and I wear pants which increases the time.

Why was my wife cursing so much today? Really makes the streams unbearable!

>>21970835
She probably got it from Nullrefrepro. Guy also swears a whole lot.

>>21970745
it's extremely rare for her to do that during the streams so her menstruation definitely came out at that time, you can tell she got embarrassed and couldn't think of any common excuse, the calendar should be accurate >>21970400

>>21970835
Bad mood and bad at the game. It happens sometimes. Just look forward for the members stream

What would you do with Gura if you coincidentally are on the same train ride?

>>21970941
She was debating whether to say the word pee or not.

this thread is kinda weird

>>21970961
I tend to fall asleep on trains and buses and shit so I guess gura is being my pillow

>>21970400
My poor sharkwife, she streamed for us so long while irritable and in pain. I will do 100 push-ups so I can share in your discomfort somewhat.

>>21970961
Suck her dick without asking

>>21970961
Give her some food

>>21970961
Offer to share a red bull with her.

>>21970961
get close enough so she can smell my 5 days of work underwear

https://youtu.be/tX2CkNahMWg
cant believe korone killed the shark.....

>>21971162
>Smell your underwear
Not under the smell of her 1 year unwashed hoodie.,

>>21970835
Idk making a complaint about it to her and try not be be a spazz while doing it.

>>21970955
Shes bad at almost every game anon. She even forgets the controls every few minutes.

>>21971335
she's so cute...

>>21970961
Mating press.

>>21971351
Not when she keeps cursing like a sailor!

>>21971351
It stops being cute when she makes no effort to improve and just constantly makes excuses and swears.

>>21971385
>>21971397
oh nyo, the oji-sans are frustwated

>>21970961
Headpat

>>21971385
>>21971397
Actually, it's still cute!

>>21971468
True

>>21971397
She can't help it. She has 2 X chromasomes preventing her from being good at vidya

>>21971500
wtf that sounds rough, i hope that she'll be okay

gura was a little crabby today. will she be crabby for the members stream?

>>21971863
Check the chart

>>21971863
doubt it, member's is peak chill

>>21971863
i wonder what a crabby members stream would be like

>>21970961
So many retarded answers it's embarassing, even for chumkeks.
The only real action is kidnapping.

>>21971863
A crabby ASMR

>>21971863
>>21971936
>>21972026

>>21971863
crabby? more like babby

Good luck for tomorrow's member stream folks, can only catch the vod.

>>21972026
The whiny asmr, as it was foretold...

>>21972221
oh fuck, thanks for the reminder that it's the mengen tomorrow, I'll have to set my alarm for 5 AM

That's a lot of plates on her desk today...

>>21973041
When does she not have an absolute mess on her desk?

>>21973420
When I just give up and clean it for her.

>>21970400
based

>>21970400
wAIT WHAT SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING REP OR WHATVER THIS SHIT IS

>>21973862
Did you watch today stream?

>>21970400
I just did a quick research about ovulation and menstrual cycle with Gura in my mind. I think my brain might be messed up, why the fuck is that making me horny

>>21974007
That's just Gura, it's a perfectly natural reaction anon.

I want to rub the shark's belly.

>>21973971
Had an important exam today, I have no choice. Now, wHAT DOES IT MEAN??

>>21974188
She was getting really frustrated and bitchy, it was likely because she was on her period.

>>21974237
Ohhhh I see, okay that would be fun to watch. Alright, I'm off to watch the archive, see you later bros

>>21972826
I looked it up since you obviously don't pay much attention. It's her Valentine's day membership stream, Scalene Scales donated 500 dollars and was ignored. Choony's SC had nothing to do with collab begging and he wasn't a tourist either. The fact remains that KingMetroid never SC'd again after she skipped doing an SC reading where he donated 500 dollars. She did not completely complete the game, she rage quit because she doesn't like putting effort into beating bosses (dmc5 where she immediately used her gold orb on like the first boss). She doesn't like challenging herself and this is a fact if you actually watch streams. And once again, you've failed to disprove anything and my reasoning is all based on actually watching streams. Also, the fact remains that you're spending just as much time here, you're not doing any better, especially when you're wrong you retarded fuck.

>>21974322
later homo

nigger you lost?

Fall guys tomorrow please gura... I want to grap her tiny ass and thicc tail so bad...

>>21974560
We need a game where it's just Gura trying to clear a level while the rest of us try to grab her ass.

>>21974635
Is there such games? I can only think of fall guys

Tea party on 12th btw

>>21974992
which channel?

>>21975068
Mori's channel

>>21974992
With Kronii?

Is gura dead?

>>21975201
Yea
https://litter.catbox.moe/n08t4s.png

>>21975323
Nice

How was the stream

>>21970961
this pic would be great with upbeat music

>>21975902
Very good >>21965416

>>21970975
>kinda
You're learning, newfag.

>>21975249
Yes, she lost her long battle with leukemia.
She passed away peacefully a couple days ago.
Last stream was prerecorded and COVER will release a statement tomorrow.

>>21975902
Angry shark kino

>>21975953
>>21976103
Good to hear gonna check it out

>>21976101
The reason she is always busy is...
She is pre-recording streams for when the inevitable happens...

Question for you guys: Do you still ship Amesame or did you drop the ship like everyone else?

>>21976295
I never support any ships

>>21976295
I've never supported any ship, I'm not mentally ill

>>21976295
I ship Gura with me

>>21976295
If there is a hololive girl and another hololive girl, they are married and fucking. I don't care which.

>>21976321
>>21976368
>>21976384
Good. I'm glad you guys aren't retards then.

>>21976295
never shipped them but i like ame too

>>21976295
I like the chemistry between them, but like close friends. Seems Ame is uncomfortable with the lesbian shit.
Would go in a double date with ME (Gura Husband) and Ryan Gosling

>>21976445
Get out.

>>21976481
Don’t have a meltdown when the yellow woman is on screen in two days

>>21976528
Based, yellow woman love.

>>21976481
why?

did gura have fun with kirby

Quick shield your eyes, and cover your ears!

>>21976481
You get out.
Though i wouldn't mind Ame getting out too.

>>21976614
Yes she did since she played for 5 hours but she was also frustrated with it. She love korby

>>21976295
I love ame for being gura's friend

>>21976639
So in the end she will play games she likes and drop games she doesn't like.
DMC and Metroid keks, your response?

>>21976295
I only liked it because they were getting along well (Around the time discord sex first popped up), Teafags ruined it for me because they couldn't leave it as a joke, it just haaaaad to be really real because _____.

>>21976295
that was amazing but teammates keep complaining and making ame feel awkward about that

im gonna watch gura play papers please what am i in for

>>21976696
Me in the water on Gura's right.

Someone post that do it for her pic when the guy doesn't want to lift

>>21976751
Gura being a gullible cute retard

>>21976751
Mocking shark on a megaphone

How was last nights Kirby stream?

>>21976857
gura getting tilted but also being cute

Rate my Gura! I did not draw her or anything she is just in my computer so she is mine.

>>21976857
go watch. she revealed some shit i'm not gonna talk about here since it'll be used for baiting

>>21976295
No, it's easily the worst ship. Amelia treats Gura like garbage.

>>21976900
Retard.

>>21976900
impressive, very nice

>>21976923
We agreed to not talk about it stfu

>>21976962
Hard agree with first part, the second part is schizo brain.

>>21976295
Not lovers but friendship

I don't ship them but the ease at which i can make people seethe with the ship is hilarious

>>21970400
how do you read these? Like what do the dots and colored in days mean?

>>21976900
Looks like she still wears diapers. I rate 10/10

So what's on the menu for today's member stream?

Why are some people mad at Gura swearing? That shit makes her cuter tf is wrong with you

>>21977396
>some people
Its like 2 guys max, no one really cares.

>>21977396
How new? That schizo has been getting "mad" at her for months.

>>21977396
i only saw gray seaniggers getting mad about it. i hope they keep seething, ESLs who expect gura to be nothing but cute should be shot. JP bros who were surprised by gura's sense of humor still embrace her

I will gently rub Gura's tummy to make her feel better!

im now on a easter break chumberinos, feels good
thinking of watching the rest of yesterdays vod

>>21976295
I still do, even if Ame pisses me off sometimes.

>>21977385
Same as always cute Gura, and shrimp with love dipping sauce.

Imagine the smell of dried menstrual blood on Gura's bed

>>21970740
>>21975857
rubrubrubrubrub

it must be so depressing for chumbies to know that to gura they will always come second after me

>>21978089
In fact chumbuds are the third, you are second and I am the first.

>>21977992
Mmmh the smell of iron and crust

It's gouda btw

>>21977992
But it's not on her bed, but her period "underwear" that are totally not diapers are full of blood.

>>21977992
>>21978184
>>21978448
you guys are fucking gross

>>21977992
I wonder if she's as autistic as aqua and has ever stored a used tampon in a friend's fridge before

>>21978469
Ew out.

What's she doing /ggg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfzo8NqHaYE
Goddamn this has more than 1 million views

>>21978503
Wasn't that Kagura Mea who did that to Aqua?

>>21978972
Me at the bottom

>>21979025
Oh yeah I just double checked, you're right I had it backwards.

so we're probably not gonna see gura try to beat that last boss huh

>>21980010
hopefully not, Kirbys are good stream but I'm sick of it

>>21980010
I wish she would, but I doubt it. Mostly because I'm not sure if there's enough content for another stream after she beats it, unless its a 3ish hour suffering stream of course.

>>21978986
this was genuinely a great cover and a hilarious edit, her pronunciation was on point too. What surprises me is that this isn't a viral kpop song, wonder how she knows about it.

>>21980010
not likely at all, it would make for like a half an hour stream at most

>>21980404
There is if she also wants to 100% the treasure road stuff on stream, otherwise no.

>>21978972
trying to locate the cookies over the kitchen counter

what's your favourite gura noise?
i like "yeOW"

>>21977233
red circles are the days where her uterus should be in the process of ovulation and production of estrogen, increasing sexual drive and fertility.
that cycle peaks at the day marked in purple, when her sexual hormones will be at maximum and the chances of getting pregnant are the highest

>>21981257
Her giggles for sure, I could listen to them all day. I hope to one day be able to make her laugh to the point of tears.

no replies from the CFM Miku EN twitter huh.
anyone try an email? https://www.crypton.co.jp/cfm/inquiry-aboutus_en
cant hurt... might write one up later

>>21977233
You don't, it's a meme. Anon just edited in a period because Gura got salty at a game.

>>21970961
Either that or fidget in my chair knowing this may be my only chance but not having the balls to act on it
Or try and start a conversations but autistically fumble my words and completely alienate her

>>21981606
Go for it bud

>>21981257
Her incredibly erotic anime moan she does just to cat call people into masturbating during her streams.

>>21977233
>>21981992
I genuinely worry about people like this. Like bro... women can figure it out and you cant?
Incredibly sad.

>>21981606
What?
Did I miss something?

> Oh yeah, of course, do it Kirby, do it to me, absolutely fuck my shit up, do it Kirby

What did she mean by this?

>>21981257
https://youtu.be/yUoRAXeBLpQ?t=17600
her high pitched screams

>>21982578
Uh, >anons trying to get Miku this year

>>21982703
Oh nice, since when? I'd put down a few bucks to help out on getting Miku if needed.

>>21981257
during yesterday's stream she did an extremely cute noise like a tiny pokemon or something and chat started spamming "cute noise"
i've been trying to find it with no sucess, does anybody knows the timestamp? i NEED to hear that again

Went to sleep thinkin' bout Gooorah.
Woke up thinkin' bout Gooorah.
Go to work thinkin' bout Gooorah.
Gonna watch Gooorah while thinkin' bout Gooorah.

>>21982825
just trying to get in touch with them first. @cfm_miku_en the official EN Miku Twitter also has open DMs. in the past they have been pretty fan friendly, especially during Miku Expo time.

>>21982638
She be tilted.

I did my part
crypton.co.jp/cfm/inquiry-aboutus_en

>>21983484
i doubt there's any need to explain who Gura is to any otaku-focused company

>>21982950
same

I can't believe gura just fucking died!

>>21983721
You would be surprised.

>>21983721
I assume it's some low level employee that checks these emails for anything interesting. It's possible they don't know her or why they should care

thingkin about gur

Gura Cute

why are you niggers tracking her period i hate this board

>>21983960
gura cunny*

>>21984114
they used to get swiftly banned for posting it

>>21984114
Because they're creepy autist schizos

>>21984114
>He doesn't edge until Gura is ovulating so he can pretend he's impregnating her
ngmi

>>21984245
>pretend

>>21984114
They aren't really tracking anything. They just make a new chart up whenever Gura is cranky or tilted from the game on stream as a joke.

>>21984114
>>21984135
>>21984227
Go back holy fuck....

Gura...

>>21984114
Hello newfag!

>>21984114
>>21984135
>>21984227
you're cancer

>>21984049
rubrubrubrubrub

>>21970400
>tfw the "birthday present" from /ggg/ is a coordinated effort where the fembuds use their period science to figure out when gura will be most fertile and the chumbuds (male) set out to impregnate gura

>>21984755
Not if the fembuds impregnate her first.

>>21984114
knowing about the current state of her tiny cute uterus makes me hornier when i masturbate to her

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>21970706
same

>>21977233
red circles are mating press days, most likely she'll get pregnant during those.

Tonight's membersonly is handcam stream, calling it. Screenshot me

>>21985087
too retarded of a post for me to care.

>>21984909
does her L2D got stealth update?

>>21985087
based if true I would kneel

>>21985127
greynigger, I'll send you screenshots of my oshi's small petite hands

>>21984909
Yes she is.

>>21985087
Damn it Gura don't tell us. Let it be a surprise.

>>21985198
I am literally the first chumbud.
I clearly just know Gura better than you.

>>21985298
I am her deceased sibling; she ate me in the womb and I reincarnated just to support her again

>>21985507
Well that just means that you will never marry her.
Less competition for me I guess.

>>21985507
based gura sibling forgiving and forgetting

>>21985545
Gura is into incest

>>21985587
weird cope

>>21978503
>>21979025
wasn't it behind, not in?

>>21969350
based

>>21985545
None of you have any chance of marrying Gura when she's already married to and has had children with herself

>>21982950
Always thinkin bout Gura

>>21985771
yea me

>>21977396
I don't mind it. It adds to her bratty character.
Although I have to admit that it feels like HER is creeping steadily back in to Gura these past months

Gurass

>>21985919
Free as an eagle, she is becoming more and more unhinged

>>21977396
I would never get mad at her for it but I dont watch Ame because I dont enjoy rage gamers and FUCKING SHIT ASS FUCK BULLSHIT GAME FUCKING FUCKER content its just not enjoyable to me.
I prefer Gura to be happy and having fun not being a edgy teen who cant stop swearing

>>21986031
>I prefer Gura to be happy and having fun not being a edgy teen who cant stop swearing
well, the period science by fembuds suggests you'll get this in a week

>>21974007
impregnation is possibly the most normal fetish.

>>21985919
Fuck off retard

great thread.

>>21986259
all me

>>21986128
That's not how periods work anon.....

>>21985919
She just needs to enjoy more comfy stuff or games to get herself back to her happy sharky self. Even now, I think her playing Minecraft will get herself centered again.

>>21985919
Le forbidden reddit knowledge

>>21986259
eh there's been better. i monitor the quality of threads on this basket weaving forum, all the good discussion takes place right after streams it seems.

>>21986468
it's because all the tourists are there. the hornyposters should be showing up in an hour or two

>>21970961
what would you realistically do anon? why would she ever talk to a fat creep like you, you would get flat out ignored

>>21986031
yeah my thoughts exactly, I just prefer when she doesn't

>>21986031
>>21986814
see >>21971953 you faggots

Getting annoyed over swearing is some of the oddest things ever. They're literally just words that show strong emotion, stop being such a little bitch.

>>21986678
UOH EROTIC CHILD!

>>21986678
>deleted
why are artists like this

I'll tell you what though. I didn't think Kirby's past game was going to get that much harder with that last boss. Granted, we don't know how much more she could have prepared for that.

>>21986911
idk, it's just... nice. Everyone I talk to curses like a sailor, basically every online personality does it, I do it, etc. It's so ingrained in everyone's vocabulary that it's really endearing when someone makes a conscious effort to not do it, especially cute girls. I'm just a sucker for the cute, polite, modest girls I guess.

>>21987130
It's also endearing when they drop the act and swear more. That is called gap moe.

>>21987130
I can understand that. luckily she can do both. just sounds like she has a shitty day is all.

>>21987130
modest girls are boring anyon

>ywn lay next to her, gently hug her from behind and give her gentle tummy rubs to make the cramps feel better.

genuine question, is there anything gura could do that would make you drop her?

>>21987732
Probably.
Do I know what that thing is? Nope.

>>21987732
yeah, the obvious answer would do it for me

>>21987732
Nothing really. That applies with any chubba that is your oshi. If you aren't fully loyal to your oshi then you are just as fake as those greynames.

>>21987732
If it became a chore to watch her I'd drop her. I don't know what could do that but I'm sure there's something.

>>21987732
Yes, you know what it is. I don't think she's the type of person to break that trust though, luckily for me.

>>21987641

>>21987732
Act like a Western Vtweeter, i.e. virtue signal, obsessed about sjw politics for clout, put out no content while complaining about other people on Twitter or Reddit. Those people make me want to bash their heads in if I see them irl.
Basically if Gura stops being herself like she is now and starts pandering to the Tumblr crowd, or anything similar then it would be all over.
Knowing Gura, that would be the complete opposite of her, which is the reason I watch her.

gura should play

>>21984755
>not believing the /pol/ redpill that Vtubers were set up as a social psyop by 1-world nations in order to boost low birthrates by hooking up lonely men with low-self-women from the same fanbase
Anon...

>>21988221
a game with me, I agree

>>21986960
just a reupload
https://twitter.com/_kladd/status/1512116534600032262

How would you react if the members stream tonight was Gawr due to losing to Chaos yesterday and needing to vent.

>>21988233
>boost
the real /pol/ redpill is that they're being used to depopulate the planet on top of vaccines and the destruction of the nuclear family

>>21988233
Abe, your country is so desperate that they lower their drinking age requirements just for some dumb attempt at making families when you know its not even going to work. Japan is fucked from a fundamental standpoint.

>>21988233
>>21988326
Nah, the psyop is just to try to stop people from pulling an Elliot Rodger.

>>21988317
Something like Moomer's rant video?

guras cunny, bald and silky smooth all around

As long as no one mentions that fight, I think Gura will just be comfy chatting. Hopefully.

>>21988501
Well anime girls are certainly incredibly helpful at that. It gives people a reason to preoccupy themselves with women without resorting to rape or violence. Similar as to why rape and abuse rates have fallen ever since the popularity of porn. Or why people have become less violent overall with the popularity of video games.

>>21988542
Pretty much a bit more unhinged.

>>21988317
I welcome all Gawr streams and a member Gawr stream would be even more Gawr than usual without the fear of being clipped.

>>21988574
Not a single strand of hair in sight. Slightly moist, pissy, and pungent. uoh...

>>21985919
>Le HER is back
I love this phrase because it outs people who have never seen HER streams. :^)

I have this weird feeling she's gonna push the stream back an hour or two today

>>21989148
good, i can't make it at 5pm!

>>21989148
I hope so. Can't watch it live otherwise.

Why does she do member streams earlier sometimes anyway. it's weird.

>>21989544
She probably has a few reasons, could be because she has things like meetings during her normal stream time or she just likes doing it that way. I don't mind on the weekends but doing them early during the week is kinda hard to catch live while dealing with a work schedule

>>21989544
either she wants to cull the audience to make it less of a drain on her or as a courtesy to free up a time slot for other girls or both

>>21989544
Probably to throw the Euros a bone

My pet shark fell

>>21987732
She already assured us she wouldn't do the things that would make me drop her. Since she's so wonderful, I'll do as much as I can to make her happy.

T u T

waiting room in 2hrs

>>21987732
maybe if her personality changed drastically. realistically there's nothing that would make me drop her

Would you rather have a kiss on the cheek or a 60 second bear hug as a reward from Gura?

>>21990573
Either is fine. Both scenarios end with her getting ruthlessly mating pressed anyways.

>>21990573
A bear hug, so I can feel her perfectly flat chest pressing agaisnt me while I embrace her tiny body with my arms and pull her so close to me that I can smell her hair and feel her warmth.

>>21990573
hug so i can feel how flat she is

>>21988737
There’s a chance the members stream is an actual edgy karaoke vs the public tease and is Gawr singing.

>>21990573
Bear hug

>>21990573
60 second bear hug so we can inhale each other's scent longer.

>>21990573
Bear hug into rape

>>21990573
There are so many times I just want to hold her, I would go with the hug for sure

>>21990573
an ASMR stream

>>21990573
bear hug for sure

>Gura's unfertilized eggs are going to waste once again

>>21990666
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>>21991028
>*ring ring* *ring ring*
>Its Gura, she's trying to persuade you to take the other offer.
>She'll enhance the offer by adding three private song performances of your choosing in addition to the kiss on the cheek
Deal or no deal?

what would you want first?
* asmr with ku100
* hand and foot cam playing farming simulator with farming sim peripherals (yes this exists)
* finish DMC4
* karaoke with all new songs
* mario galaxy
* offline collab

>>21991150
Only I can change that.

>>21991287
You don't want my scent all over you, Gura?

>>21991287
No deal

>>21991287
clearly she feels like singing so yeah I'll take it, I want to hear this in her voice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq8fQGx6dU8

>>21991320
KU100, then handcam

>>21991150
Why doesn't she collect them and safely store them to sell to us as birthday merch?

>>21985919
I don't want >her to come back. If you did your reps you'd find her quite unlikable compared to how she is now. Immature and not in a good or UOH way.

>>21991287
she has to whisper the singing to me so she's in close enough proximity that i can sniff her. then we have a deal

>>21990573
I choose a nice big hug.

>>21991320
im most excited for a handcam or her to offcollab with her friends so one of those

>>21991320
offcollab then hand cam. Others are meh, foot cam would never happen

>>21991467
yeah, for as much as she's stereotyped as a "dum meme shark" she's grown up and genuinely become a lot more likeable since then

>>21991287
eh whatever i'll take the hug

>>21991150
>be Gura
>freeze eggs
>offer them on public auction

>>21991320
asmr with ku100 (or 3dio, anything in stereo)

>>21991287
Counter offer, that deal plus a handshake and I get to give some headpats.

>>21991320
Mario Galaxy ASMR please, thanks!

>>21991287
I don't negotiate with brats.

>>21991320
Asmr > handcam > Offcollab > new song karaoke > games

>>21991287
I take the deal, and then stealthily eject my fat cock from my shorts, before sticking it in her mouth for oral rape.

>>21991320
KU100

>>21991320
KU100

>>21991320
From top to bottom:
>off collab
>karaoke
>farm sim
>dmc 4
>mario galaxy
>asmr

>>21991320
asmr has the best value since I'd replay it every night while hugging my imaginary gura.

>>21989148
I really hope. I'll be going to and getting settled in at work during that time before I can whip up the stream.

>>21991320
Would want:
- asmr with ku100
- karaoke with all new songs
- mario galaxy (if she likes it as much as she says)

Wouldnt care for:
-Handcam is a stupid gimmick that I wish Vtubers didn't do in the first place
-DMC 4 is awful and she should've stopped playing DMC games after she finished 3
-I don't really care enough about the rest of EN for an off collab but if they want to visit Gura then I won't be against it but the odds of that happening are low

this adult woman sure is cute

>>21992508
The cutest!

>sneaks into your room while you sleep
>moves your blanket away and squats over you
>pisses on you
>leaves your room and wakes everyone up
>"anon wet the bed!" "haha aren't you too old to piss yourself"

>>21992508
she's a CHILD

Since offcollab is in the topic, is there a possibility that Gura is Ame's +1 during her Euro trip/Chicken visit???

>>21992562
Probably not, sounds like Mumei is going too.

>>21992554
this is a fully grown legal adult, anon

>>21992579
I initially thought it was Mumei too, but anons from global said that Mumei's trip is different from Ame's

Frame up soon?

>>21992508
Adult BRAT

>>21992753
of course

>>21992562
I hope not or at the very least she had an off collab before it. And I don't know why Gura should have to inconvenience herself like that when EN can't even bother visiting her.

>>21985919
People have been writing this here and in her comments directly on her vods ever since like the 2nd week. I don't think now is any different than previously outside of specifically kirby

>>21991320
Cam. I don’t even have to read the others. I’d actually be SEEING HER. The thought itself is exhilerating

>>21992811
>when EN can't even bother visiting her
I mean, there's a good chance that mori will visit her if she's coming back to the US for a bit

>>21992889
I don't know last time she had a "tight schedule" so there's no reason to think that won't be the case again.

>>21992982
Im just gonna take a guess but I don't think you're from the US..

>>21992753
gura said an hour earlier

>>21976295
I just want Gura to have lesbian sex, preferably on stream with her KU100

>>21976295
I never did in the first place

>>21976295
It still has nice fanart and they're still very good friends (unless...?). Why would I drop it?

>>21976295
why are you asking this again?

>>21976295
Not really, Ame isn't really a good friend to Gura and she always makes excuses to distance herself from Gura.

>>21993239
sooo true girlfriend!

isnt ame the same height as shion?

>>21976295
shipping is retarded and actively makes watching vtubers worse.

amelia is too dorky to hang with decidedly non-dorky gura

Well, this thread sure has been something. I honestly expected anons here to be the "ew periods are gross" kind. Keeps things interesting, I suppose. And made me realize how lacking my sex ed. was

>>21993478
Anon it's a natural thing, it's not a big deal..plus it's mainly just shitposting

>>21993478
almost all the guys here were frantically googling the entire time, dont worry

I don't ship them but Ame is my 2nd most watched Holo. I don't care what shippers do as long as they don't shove their shit in my face

>>21993478
>>1

>>21993514
Honestly, I wish people that watch Gura but don't also watch Ame would just fuck off permanently, this thread would be so much better as a consequence.

Is the members stream supposed to be in an hour or did she mention moving it back yesterday?

>>21993478
I'm more annoyed at them for saying Gura wasn't actually peeing than anything.

>>21993478
I shared a bathroom with my two sisters for half my life, gura doesnt have much that will phase me.

>>21993588
no mention of moving it back and yes it's meant to be in an hour.

>>21993592
Yeah, it's pretty funny the one time she explicitly mentions she's peeing the consensus becomes "no, that can't be it, she must be changing her pad actually"

So are >>>>>>>>we going to start doomposting/shes lazy posting/whatever in 7 mins?

>>21993592
this

>>21993478
if it makes you feel better i didnt know periods were a thing until yesterday

>>21993478
I grew up with a sister and her teenage years made me unphased with any gross girls stuff the Holo’s do.

>>21993671
anon what the fuck, how?

>>21993632
we'll see, there are/were 2 "Gura's lazy!" bait threads up so they might be preoccupied with those.

>>21993671
Huh? Anon??

>>21993685
very sheltered life

>>21993671
this is bait right

>>21993627
Gura wouldn't lie to us about her pee.

>>21993671
Based pure anon

>>21993671
How? Do you live in a monastery or something? I remember reading about a monk that never met a women in his entire life because his mother died in childbirth.

>>21993671
If it wasn't for sex-ed I wouldn't know either. I don't have a sister, my mother never mentioned it, and nobody ever talks about it.

>>21993671
This anon is a child...

>>21993671
You must be above the age of 18 to post.

>>21993632
i'll be doing it ironically and to frontrun an actual schizo

>>21993731
>>21993738
i turn 21 in a month

>>21993766
anon please

>>21993632
Honestly I'm really tired today so I'd probably play a little bit of cogmind then hit the hay if she doesn't stream.

>4pm
>memberstream at 5pm
>no frame
why is gura lazy?
>>21993766
imagine being younger than your oshi

>>21993792
>cogmind
BASED

>Gura gets live 2D 3.0, they fix every issue with her model and is able to make more cute face expressions and has a shrimp she can hug
But
>they increase her breast size a little bit

>>21993766
Not only are you 12 but dyslexic too? JESAS

I am a bit surprised there's no post or frame yet, but I'll wait a bit longer to panic.

>>21993820
i hope they keep her lazy eye

>>21993847
see >>21990505

sorry eurofriends I asked her to delay until 8 so we can pronebone a little longer.

>>21993581
damn it I want gura to make me pancakes...

>>21990666
based

what did she mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxuTCy1K4qSve3A58Nkso3ARV28cQbRjsy

>>21994081
must of died mid sentence. RIP.

>>21994081
lol she deleted it

>>21994081
did gura died??

>>21994081
Gura hit enter accidentally again.

AAAAAA She's DEAD

>>21994163
I can literally hear the "ebbadhehdfhdf" sound she makes when she does an fucky wucky

I miss her bros I don't think I can wait another hour. If she delays I'll almost certainly die.

>>21994212
same

maybe she's out doing errands and wanted to phonepost that she's gonna be late or something and bumped the button to post it

>>21994081
Seems you got a few people with this

>>21990505
Gura is /here/

>>21994267
anon that wasn't a real post..

>>21994291
NOO IT WAS REAL I CAN SEE THE SCREENSHOT

>>21994163
How do you accidentally do that on youtube posts. You have to actually click post. Enter just makes a new line.

>>21994313
my dick hit enter, sorry

>>21994313
my wife(gawr gura) is very special. she's capable of things that others would find impossible.

>>21994334
yeah me

>>21994313
accidentally pressed post instead of cancel, sorry.

>>21994313
chubi

Dicks out for gura

how much would you pay for a gura jerk off instruction livestream?