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What did we learn on the thread tonight?
>>21949580
U OH
gura baby
https://streamable.com/ertt3r
>>21949877
>>21949892fuck off Sapling go watch some other streams
>>21947826I want to rape this.
KIARA LOVE
wtf is this SC?
I miss my mori
TuT
I love the clock and the snake!
>Gimme the meat, the giant meaty bone~~YEAH, MINE UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I'm going to give Gura my meaty meat bone!
Ame snipes a pinata and ignores the loot.This woman... is not smart.
Why is Gura like this playing Kirby
I love Ina!
JWU, how was the Fruit and Veg stream?
When's the next Myth birthday? Are they gonna be 3d too?
>>21949910why is yagoo allowed to hire children but when I do I get summoned to court?
which characters would they all play?
wamei!
Progress.https://jigex.com/CxWm6
Gura cute Gura cute!
I don't think Gura is gonna make it very far in these alt-levels
>>21949971gura is going to play luciono idea about the others
>>21949915I'm watching Gura. That doesn't change anything.
>>21949944>>21949946Stop sexually harassing Gura, it makes her uncomfortable.
Matsuri is cute!
>>21949971Ina's playing Mercy or Reinhardt
>>21949963She said oranges and mushrooms were F tier
GO AME GO
I MISS FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>21949688that fauna one made me laughand smile a bit mostly because she's such a nice person
>>21949993Maybe you should post about Gura's stream then
hehgura cute ame cute
>>21949928Who?
>>21949994She loves it.
How much money does Gura make from her Taco Bell sponsorship?She makes like $10 million per year right?
It's time for me, Ame's boyfriend, to step in and help her finish this level.
>We could Gura fighting the butterfly tonight
rrat
>>21949727that I'll probably kill myself if Ina ever graduates. even my hobbies amount to nothing without her
>>21949727that apparently you can fit more than one audio file in a soundpost
>>21950033very true!
Fauna should do a crustaceans tier list
Gura is quite good at kirby
>>21949971>6 girl overwatch groupSo is it just going to be 6 lucios/mercys?
Gura cute
>>21950033Finally a Mori post that makes total sense
>>21949978masochism
>>21949978why?make a new ogey deep image 1000 piece with rotate
Doom turning ame into a shotacon
>>21950033a fucking unitybeat
Why did Ame turn into Mori?
>>21950002prove it.
>>21949951Ina love!
>>21950042they paid her in food but she forgot to refrigerate it and it's covered in mold (she still hasn't thrown it away though)
>>21950060She should do more tier lists in general because it gives her an excuse to talk a lot which is what she's best at.
>>21950042The report said ~$110k
>>21949688Now THIS is the kind of schizo posting I need!
>>21949952Post more boing boing gura
>>21950033fuck off deadbeat stop flasefla-actually this time you're cool
>>21950060Oreo shake...
>>21949978But why
>>Ina>Only reviews cocks that have rulers displayed for scale. Measures their arc of angle and catalogues warts, pubic hair status, etc. Thorough and professional in ratings, but surprisingly you can hear the lust leaking through her voice. A racism rrat starts because most cocks she reviews are white, few are asian, and none are black. Openly horny tweeting for several hours after the stream.Ina really is the best
What's Gongaga up to?
>>21950042how the fuck would anyone here know
>>21950060>There are around 42,000 species of crustaceansbut why?
SHE DID IT
WATSON GAMING
I think I should lose 10 pounds
Is Fauna actually a vegetarian or is that part of the kayfabe?
THIS BRAT
Literal nigger fucking Grua on stream atm
gura wants gorilla ass confirmed
Gura...
>>21949978This sucked the other three times you forced us to do this, why would you do it again?
>>21949978I'm losing my fucking mind
Ame gave me the controller by the way, you are welcome.
>>21950130it was officially disclosed
Gura is a piece of shit I donated $100 and she didn't even say my name
>>21950152Her and her family are actual Vegans.
>>21950152Honest to goodness vegan.
>tune into gura>elden ring stream>stayI'm glad she gave it another shot. Pleasantly surprised.
>>21949910cute ESL
>>21950094She now proudly calls it Mexicantown of her mold colony. Promises to fight gentrification.
>>21950127Making lewd sounds as she gets grabbed by an ape
>>21950135The crab is the ultimate lifeform.
>>21949978Again?
Why is Ame pulling Kiara numbers on Doom?
>>21950170It took 15 minutes to do it, you suck
>>21950135
>>21950172Orson...
>>21950152she's veganeven worse
>>21949971Ame played tracer/lucio/winston
[Bad News] Ame NGMI
kek Ame
>>21950202Because its Doom
>>21950170she's playing on keyboard, idiot
My dick twitches every time Gura yells "STOP~"I want to rape her so bad
Ameway achieved...
>>21950135Crabs are unironically the perfect evolution build
#AMEWAY
Is Kirby supposed to be this intense
Which EN is the most GAMER?
Amelia Speedrunson
>>21950179IMAGINE the SMELL of that household
GURA SO CUTE
How much Doom Eternal left?
>>21950033big if tru
>>21949727Everyone else has shit opinions on fruits and veggies
>>21950246Gura
>>21950171Thats not how much Gura got though
AMEWAY
>Teamates>Watamates>Chocomates>Ichimates>ElfmatesDid they just run out of fanbase names or something?
>>21950245Kirby is the Dark Souls of cute, fluffy platformers.
Kirby's postgame is what the game should've been. It offers a decent challenge
>>21950246Ame
I love Gura so much
>>21950235I sat on her lap
Beardbros we're in!
>>21950254if she tries to AmeWay the Khan fight?probably like 9h
>>21950130Well isn't there an entire full-time general thread to obsess over numbers? People seriously haven't figured out how much they are making?Gura makes $2 million per year on memberships alone. Vod views are another million. Superchats are $400k. But this is completely dwarfed by her merchandise deals which probably make her more money than all of this combined. She certainly makes over $5 million per year. Her superchat income is such a tiny fraction of her income, she doesn't even need to bother turning them on
>>21950246me
I had a dream that I had a baby and it was basically a baby Gura. Every time I saw her smile it filled me with absolute joy. I'm no longer horny for her, I just want to have her as a daughter...
I am asking this again because you faggots didn't respond. In Mumei's zatsu yesterday, and she said that she was a major clean freak. I looked around my room today and decided to clean it the fuck up. The other Holo's I watch, both have an interest in nature. Ame keeps terrariums and Fauna is a vegan and loves animals. I realized that I need to get back to going out and taking hikes and am planning to do so with this new found motivation. Can anyone recommend other Holo's that will motivate me to not be a complete fucking neet?
>>21950049Void Termina the goat fr fr
>nice beardbeardlets seething
>>21950273Shut up Aquamate
how am i supposed to like adult woman if they don't sound like Gura?
>>21950246
>POYOPOYO POYO POYOOO
>>21950254Shes halfway through this level, which as a boss at the end of it. Then the final level with the icon of sin.
This is literally dark souls
>>21950273ame invented fanbase names
>>21949930Wow, that guy has like, 1000+ videos and only ~45 or so subs. Rough.
>>21950245Kirby games' extra modes are designed for taking off the Kiddy gloves.
>>21950278Maybe Gura wouldn't have dropped ER if it made her this horny
>>21950273Oi m8 you got a loicense for that mate prefix?
>>21950245Yeah the later levels are usually pretty tough but even in the old games they gave you a fuckton of lives.
>>21950148what is UP with this funky chicken?
>>21950297Doesn't Fauna do that already?
>>21950273You forgot plusmates
God this brat is making me rock hard
>>21950254she still has to beat the boss of this map and an entire new map left. also the boss of said map
>>21950290God I hate gimmicky fight like that
kid's play doom eternaladult's play kirby
>>21950273Mumates
>>21950087She's a cute idol
Poyo?
>>21950281It's a game meant for children, retard-chama.
>>21950336*suffix
>>21950246Ame, she has her keyboard full of crumbs. You don't get more gamer than that.
>>21949910My mom pronounced it like that too when growing up. I ended up accidentally saying it like that in front of people was made fun of
>>21950179>and her familyI thought Fauna mentioned Papa Kirin makes really great scrambled eggs and she misses them?
POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO POYO
spoilers for fauna's next video
is this the mode where you fight morpho knight? she's going to have actual trouble if the monkey is giving her a hard time
>>21950042>>21950094
>>21950273Ame invented mating.
>>21950246Anya
If you used copy abilities you didn't beat a kirby boss
>>21950254About 2/3 hours
>>21950385Vegan eggs
First try baby
>>21950394with me
>>21950394Yeah, with me
>>21950246Fauna
>>21950382But can't she buy a new keyboard every 5 seconds with the money she is making?
GREY LOVE
>>21950294anon, the fact you're way off on all of those should indicate how hard it is to figure out, beyond 'HoloEN is generally pretty loaded'.
>>21950393I can't believe this actually took her an hour...
>>21950394>"mating? you should of drawn a dog"what DID ame mean by this?
>>21950424
Someone trying to have sex with me and I reject her. Fornication is a sin and I will not falter
>>21950424I don't have the shrimp strangle image
>>21950402cease
>>21950342dunno man
>>21949688
>>21950392gura is taking moldcoin to the moon once she publishes her mold-centric cookbook
>>21950448>>21950451kek
>>21950329Some people just like making videos. Before youtube I knew some people who would make videos that no one would ever see.
>>21950311she flexed on that mf
>>21950329Probably has delusions that he'll made itsadmany such cases
>Chumbud + Temate thread>Is very peaceful and slow??????????
Doom Eternal would actually be good if they removed like 5 mechanics and added 10 more unique enemies.
>>21950432It's not hard to figure out at all anon. That's about what they are making. Even low earning holos are making over a million per year. You only need around 500 viewers to make streaming a full time career. Anyone with over 1000 viewers is living in the upper class.
>>21950246Korone forma de Ame
Guras Little tomato UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>21950424>Protip: To defeat the Gorimondo, shoot at it until it dies.
Ame's thingy...
>>21950488I'm embracing my schizophrenia and listening to both at the same time, I can barely post
>true love is nonsenseI can save her...
>>21950297Mel
>>21950464sure but this guy is sending a SC begging for her to be on his showseems like a clout chaser
H*ckin epic bros
>>21950502ogayuu
>>21950297Ina will motivate you to do your reps.
>>21950488the chummate alliance is strong
>>21950311Actual kino
TOMATO IS D TIERSO SAYS THE SHARK
i eat tomatoes every day but I'm still giving them a C
>Tomato is D tierThe fuck is wrong with these girls
>>21950488it's been calming down and being nice NA evenings
>gura doesnt like tomatowhat a child
THIS FUCKING BRAT IS IN DIRE NEED OF TOMATO CORRECTION!!!!!!!
gura no... the tomatos...
>>21950521oh wow my eyes floated over that part for some reason. yeah it's sad then.
>>21950488Doom and Kirby are comfy.
Gura confirmed city slicker
>>21950529Anya doesn't want you to know these exist
poyo
>Gura doesn't like tomatoUnmembered
>>21950411No, Fauna's complaint was that it's impossible to make scrambled eggs using vegan egg substitutes, and that's why she misses eating them.
Fruit/Veggie tier during a Kirby game.Farm girl Gura should do her own stream.
>Tomato as a fruit is F tier and D as a vegetableGura you're such a bratty child...
>>21950529A-Anya?!
Is Ame near the final boss?
the fruit/veggie tier list should have been a gura/fauna collab, they probably could have gone for hours
>>21950297Mori sounds right up your alley
>>21949930>>21950329this is some real schizo shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK8aDQmqF6A
>>21949990Yeah, but does she know how ridiculous is Ame as Lucio?She got a hard achievement with him while doing a bit about pickle Rick.
>>21950587Just Egg is pretty close
>>21950488It's comfy hours dude, strap up
>Jeepers Kromei
>>21950529Anya looks really fucking breedable here.
>>21950488They are my buddies.It turns out "saplings" are the new deadbeats.
Is it tomato or tomato?
Choco's stream is still privated...
>hololive girls making over $5 million a year>featured in time square>superchat less than 5% of their income>people still donating for some reason
I HATE tomatoes
>>21950533Fuck off, I don't want that cancer in the same chat as me
>>21950605what the fuck
Oh no water level, Ame's worst enemy
>Uh oh, you've left your rear end exposed
>>21950612If Bloop left the bubble would he die?
>uh oh, you've left your rear end exposedthere\s a soundpost
>>21950513
>>21950600She still has 1 more level.
>>21950488I love them both
>>21950600Yes, two more bosses.
>>21950608>doing a bit about pickle Rick.proof?
>>21950627its teamate, retard
>>21950656?
>>21950601they would fight for hours over the first placement and then end the stream for discord hatesex followed by discord makeup sex
>>21950653Shut up and watch my sharkwife you damn takos.
So what did we think of Fauna's basic bitch tastes when it comes to fruits and vegetables?
>>21950624not now schizo
>>21950656MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>21950651It would be extremely painful
>>21950624But Fauna loves Goowa and Ame! And I do too!
>>21950637>>>hololive girls making over $5 million a year>>>superchat less than 5% of their income
>>21950656uhhhhh
>>21950653
>>21950631What happened?
>>21950656MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>21950605Jesus...
>>21950656MOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>21950605Chumbies are fucked in the head holy shit
>>21949930>>21950605>this is the interview pool for starsEN
>>21950656MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>21950601All Fauna streams should be GurAuna collabs, and all Mumei streams should be Samei collabsall gura streams should be solo except for gurame
>>21950424What did she say?
>>21950678perfect
>>21950656uh neat
>>21950656MOOTCHAMA?
>>21950624>NewWe already knew that when it's revealed that towaflip became a sapling.
>>21950685>>21950690"Saplings" anon, not saplings.
>>21950656AAAAAAAA GIVE ME BACK MY INA MOOT
Gura died in a baby game...
>>21950605insanely based, I love this
>>21950655>>21950656MOOOOOT
>>21950681I refuse to watch Kirby streams until I play it myself
Ame is a guy???
>>21950605>the sanest chumbud
>>21950716>Do you wanna play?
>>21950684Onions are godlike, fuck mushrooms. Only thing I didn't agree with was yams in S but I respect it.
>>21950691Yeah vod views, memberships, and merchandise deals pay far more. Superchat is tiny in comparison
>>21950729I am retarded! woops
>>21950729Shut the fuck up you retarded schizo.
>>21950748Yes, the DOOM guy
THIS SHARK IS UNHINGED
[Sad News]Gura's gonna swear.
>>21950748Yeah, a big one at that
>>21950697https://litter.catbox.moe/279xxd.mp4Got a call mid-stream. Probably from a male...
[Gura news]Gura is about to rage at korby 37 minutes into her stream
>>21950104Source?
>>21950656>>21950657>>21950658
>>21950748Yeah
Gura seething
GURA?!?!!?!??!
>because of fucking courseGura is fucking mad today
GURA WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SWEARING???I MISS DEBUT GURA
Gura, stop swearing... ;_;
Gura....
GURA NO THE ADVERTISERS
Ame is gonna have a bad time with this fight...
please pickup after the pinatas ame
Gura raging at Kirby baby game, someone get her a bottle
>>21950789that's armando
Gura defeated by another baby game
Goomba..
>>21950681I'm watching, but it won't stop me from missing Ina at the same time.
>Short streamPain...
>>21950605and you niggers say that WE are de schizos
>>21950605yeah I'm thinking based
>>21950796>>21950800This bait is boring get something better
>>21950707that's not a chumbie
>>21950748Armando...
does the shark always mald when the game doesn't spoonfeed her?
>>21950786oh there it is damn, couldn't even tell what that shit was supposed to be
Gura seething todayUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCorrection needed.
five vtubers who've SWORN (reupload)
>>21950684I think it's incredibly lovable that despite Fauna's based tastes in many areas (especially her media preferences and niche topics she knows so much about) she's still got those little hints of "basic-ass white woman" in her. It's a cute contrast.
damn shes on one today huh
I love Gura so fucking much
This might be a long stream
>seething at baby gaemchumbuds your oshi?
>>2195004210 million per year? Yeah fucking right, if any vtuber was making that much a year, there would be some very visible changes.
>>21950674https://youtu.be/Oc-2g9IGq7k49:50 forward.
>>21950796To make my pp hard
>>21950838go back
>>21950741Then watch some Doom
Speaking of food I can't eat onions anymore because they make me nauseous but I don't think I have an allergy. It's really weird.
Did I get it?
>>21950756anon you're basing your argument on stuff that can't even be confirmed by anyone who doesn't work for Cover.Theres maybe a handful of actual millionaires in Hololive and thats ignoring how much money goes back into the job.
>>21950806This fight sucks
Why does Ame keep ignoring the pinata-type enemies loot lol
kek she wasn't expecting to actually have to pay attention to the game this time
>>21950708yagoo please filter out the schizos
SOMEONE NEEDS TO JAM SOMETHING INTO THIS FUCKING BRAT'S DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH
>>21950838Gura baby
>>21950854you mean like....not streaming very much? Kind of like what the hololive girls are doing?Anon Rosemi quit her job to stream full time, and she only has 1.2k viewers. She probably makes $250,000 a year off that. At least that's what the numbers thread calculated. People like Kiara are making several million. And Gura is making upwards of $5-10 million
>>21950838literally a child
>>21950806>>21950887Yeah but did she get it though?
I WILL BE THE LAST TEAMATE
>>21950873No, I'm gonna do my reps...
>>21950900soul
>>21950854There are though Mori has already managed to change a lot of hololive culture according to what she wants.
>>21950899She Will Be Loved is the superior soundpost
>>21950869where am i going?if it's the term mald that triggers you i learned it from gura
>>21950872I want to mindbreak Fauna by showing her how good a perfectly cooked medium-rare steak is until nothing but 100% beef can satisfy her anymore.
>>21950684I found it funny when I got a text from a friend saying>"Fauna's fruit and vegetable tierlist is so unbelievable white you can triangulate her street from it."I knew he knew I watched her because it came up offhandedly when we talked about streamers but I didn't think he'd watch her unprompted.
>>21950929i think she got it
>>21950637I'm always surprised some people aren't satisfied with the monthly payment model for things they like. The people who donate thousands per year, do you have a house? Land? Tools and equipment? Surely there's a better use than donating to someone you'll never meet in real life
>>21950874Damn that sucks, I can't stomach eggs for some reason and it just sucks . I don't hate them like I hate how disgusting mushrooms are. I wish I liked them.
>>21950934Shut up
>>21950925You're the schizo from that Kiara bait thread, right?
damn Ame's headshots are seriously on-point even while going fast
>>21950833>"I adore Gura"Yeah bro its a deadbeat
>>21950898yeah, my cock
>>21950925>believing the schizos from /#Well there's your problem
>>21950273Listen, we all fought hard for Holmies.
>>21950656I still remember an innocent anon got banned for dox once due to this bug.
>>21950605
I kind of wish Gura would do what Koyori did with the rattles while playing a rage game. My dick is erect just thinking of that
>>21950956that's hot.
>>21950925Yeah, you can make a living off a few hundred stable viewers on twitch atleast. Not too sure about youtube.
>>21950961I don't understand the mentality of giving money to millionaires. Especially when they will never even read your donation. Or if they do, it'll be some motor-mouth shit
>>21950969Refreshing, makes chat shut up to some degree
is gura the tsukino mito of hololive?
>>21950273It all went off the rails when we split from the Nutter timeline
>>21950950False
>>21950605man I feel bad for Gura that she will never experience a good core fanbase because of her status at the top. even 3month old members are degen newfags that still needs filtering
uoh?
UOOOOOOOOHHHHH 65 YEAR OLD CUNNY
ToT 65 year old baby
didn't mori beat this boss in like 3 tries?
>>21951002Holy shit, now I'm hard. Take responsibility.
I really don't understand why DOOM Eternal's boss designs go from okay to worse as you progress through the game
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH THIS FUCKING BRAT
>>21950925The numbers thread is fucking retarded, they're probably making about 30% of that
>>21950898yea, my thick ojisan fingers
>>21950925>Trusting the numbers from there number thread>Numbers based entirely on speculation too
>>21950838Gura's playstyle is all over the place, it's still kind of astonishing that she beat DMC3 but nonetheless impressive.
It’s honesty sad how anon is starting to get her own dedicated schizos. She’s getting as much hate as the Myth girls at this point
im chumbaby
gura... the nintendo perms...
>>21951004Twitch is a little bit better than youtube, viewers count for more on twitch.On Twitch you can make a living on 200 viewers. On Youtube it's more like 500If you're making 5000 viewers, that's like earning 10 full time incomes at the same time.
SHAAAAAAAAAD UP
>>21950956Anon, she knows how good meat tastes. She ate pork by accident once and refused to lie and say it tasted bad. It made her feel guilty enough that her stomach hort though.
ELDEN RING JOKE 9001VERY FUNNI CHAT
Oh no no no no Nintendobabies, we got too cocky
Ame finally found out shee recharges!
>oh fucking come on dude
>>21950605i am slightly terrified
>>21951021She seems to have made her peace with it lately.
>fucking babies
>>21950637>>21949908
I'm from the Calliopeople timeline, ask me anything.
GURA'S FUCKING PIIIISSSED!
Gura mad tonight.
Damn, Ame is better than me at this game
oh no gura you're gonna trigger swearfag
ez
>>21951069why are women like this
SHE DID IT FIRST TRY
>>21950925>>you mean like....not streaming very much? Kind of like what the hololive girls are doing?oh, this is just a baiting retard.
that was kind of a really gimmicky boss
>>21951063The amount of money you make doesn't scale linearly with viewership
Why is Gawr wrestling for control over Gura?
guras funny when shes angry, but I dont usually like when other vtubers get really mad, why is that?
>khan maker has a brainbig twist there
>>21950297Matsuri will motivate you to take baths
>>21950806KNEEL
Why did people think this boss fight would be hard again?
this brat is swaring too much todayi must correct her
>>21950708Jesus, I might actually have a chance
I now need to see Gura get tilted by a True Arena run.
>>21950957i am going to marry this basic white bitch
First try? Noice
Stupid child
>Why is this so small?
>>21951103Who has the biggest boobs in hololive?
THAT'S LIFE NEXT KARAOKEGET THE JOKER GURA FANART READY
is ame still playing on UV? because holy fuck if so
>>21951014Mito has way more talent than the reddit 'A' girl
Anti naughtywordbuds better skip this one...
>>21951126Gawr is seething that she hasn't gotten another bully stream
>>21950925This is why I post numbers here, # is just a fanbase war thread with zero actual science or math used anymore. Literally only for "OH NONONONO HOLOBRONIES/NIJIKEKS???"
>>21950714Kek the unicorn chumbud would burst a head vein if this ever happened.
Who is better? 2020 Gura or 2022 Gura?
Gura at least needs fingering correction today good lord
>>21951151Yeah she is
>>21950883He's not wrong, merch makes a shitload of money.More people would be richer if they had access to slavery too
i want to be a boss that destroys gura's behind
>>21951133I should have never doubted the gamer of EN...
>>21950847Well...
>>21951026No, actually hearing Ame with the image makes it far more impactful and evokes genuine feels.
Gura should just accept she is bad at the baby game
>>21951103is your mori fat?
>>21951105Need a Goora edit
>>21951174She's way more comfortable now, definitely 2022 Gura
>>21951149Luna
the fuck? khan maykr isn't the final boss?
>>21950957>>"Fauna's fruit and vegetable tierlist is so unbelievable whitewhat's that supposed to mean?what fruits and vegetables do brown people eat?
My oshi games
>>21951181I think it took me a good dozen or so tries to get that boss on UV but then again I have old man reflexes at this point
>>21951205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H2i_h1I2_I
>>21951174i like both but 2020 was definitely better, gave off a much better image, now she swears like a sailor and just seems really crass and uglyOf course coomer UUOOOHHH spammers are fine with that because they unironically want Gura to stream on myfreecams
>>219511742021
If you upgrade on Doom Eternal you didn't really beat the game
>>21951127she whines like a child instead of seething
ANONYMOUS YEARLY COCK INSPECTIONhttp://poal.me/jfb3z2http://poal.me/jfb3z2http://poal.me/jfb3z2
>>21951136it's only hard if you get stubborn and don't do exactly what the game told you to do aka. MoriAme, contrary to her usual methods, did exactly what the game asked forand at that point it's just trivial shit
>>21951127It's funny when Gura gets "fun" grumpy like this because it's not something she normally does.
>>21951206dunno but I am going to fuck this unbelievably white girl anyway
How close are >we to the end of the Elden Ring arc? I've been really enjoying watching the girls while discussing lore and joking about ER, and I don't want these times to end...
>>21951195No but our Ina is, she has bad metabolism instead of asthma.Also teamates are called Earl Gays.
>>21951137don't get too ahead of yourself faggot, they're not gonna settle for five losers just because 5000 even bigger losers applied
>>21950883>Theres maybe a handful of actual millionaires in Hololiveahahahahahahthe JP girls are making near a $100k a month on superchat income alone. And Superchat is a tiny portion of what they actually earn. The memberships, vod views, and especially the merchandise completely dwarf this. They probably make upwards of $10 million a year. Someone like Rushia probably has a bank account near $50 million
>>21951213Don't worry oldmate it's fine I can't even play doom so you're pretty good actually
>>21951183I want to work for Gura in a corporate setting, and be sexually harassed by her as she abuses her authority to molest my penis in the elevator.
>>21951127mostly because she get's angry at stupid stuff
You're wrong, all the girls are poor and I WILL save them by sending them akas.
>>21951225https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/vt/search/image/R4jLJjCGZdZ9IWA_tRVdig/Do schizos really?
>>21951174Nobody can honestly say 2020 Gura was good, she was super frigid, it seemed like she wasn't enjoying it at all
>>21951225I was wondering when this schizo loser would pop up
>>21951206didn't even have taro
>>21951122yeah, its more exponentially since you can pull more well paying sponsors with higher viewership
>>21951233>Using chainsaw.>Shooting even once.Literally baby mode.
>>21951164It really pisses me off that Mori hasn't gotten bonked for showing Gura that swearing is acceptable.
>last level>All those unspent upgrade pointsShe's literally playing through UV handicapped what the fuck?
Such a lame boss fight. You just sit there like a goof listening to it whinge. Remember how in Doom 4 you just methodically butcher the Spider Mastermind then blow its fucking head off while its eyes roll in terror?
>>21951241My cock is straight....
>>21951180But she's bleeding out of that hole right now
>>21951241I'd rather suck the milk out of Fauna's titties than answer a poal.
>>21951225im not an uoh poster or someone who really cares for the swearing stuff but i disagree about the crass/ugly part. i think shes a lot more comfortable talking about her actual interests and hobbies, like homestead and historical videos and stuff outside of work which is nice
If you beat Doom eternal without the classic doom skin on, you didn't really beat Doom eternal.
>>21951257Superchat is their biggest single source of income. From the superchat you see, they get 30% of it
>>21951268>only 4 posts in 2 yearsthat's a pretty low bar for "schizo" anon
>>21951294She's gaming
>>219511742020 gura was cuter in a lot of ways but 2022 gura is objectively a better streamer, like it feels like she could stream forever and be PDP levels successful eventually. she's a natural.
>>21951266very specific scenarioi approve
>>21951241Mine's straight tho
>>21951241I'm right handed but masturbate with my left, which option should I choose?
>>21951309How is that a punishment?
>>21951225I want Gura to stream on myfeetcams.
>>21951241>no 'curves up/curves down' option
>>21951225No one is saying you have to like swearing but you dont need to act like a fucking jehovahs witness on 4chins of all places
>>21951302Not when I'm finished with it.
>>21951294Upgrades are for the weak
>>21951330>Superchat is their biggest single source of income.Merch is, retard.
Nah, the drones can overwhelm you if you suck at head-shot. Ame head-shot autism made a short work for them.
>>219511742020 for sure. I appreciate the effort she made to be seiso and not devolve back into a HER germlin shitlord....and I think her humor is generally better when she's keeping things contained.
>>21951250Ina will still take a whole month minimum and she's the closest.IRyS is a bit behind and she plays less than Ina, so around 2 monthsAme will play it like oblivion when she feels like it, so look forward to 1year+ of ERNo idea about Mori and Kiara
>>21951294Ame please play Dusk, you are so good at SP shooters
>>21951241left handed (only when masturbating), straight cock.curved cocks are a genetic deformity.
>>21951302We will remember to update the choices for next year. Apologies.
I think it's safe to say that DMC is completely abandoned, Gura doesn't want any kind of challenge
>>21951241Mine curves up though, this poal is shit.
>>21951241what does this even mean? Curving? Dicks from Hammerfell?
>>21951336It's really only 2, but his only other post with that filename is complaining about Gura's "kayfabe" (AKA, "she's comfortable talking about herself now").
>>21951103who's the most hated holo on vt in your timeline?
>>21951374They get even less than 30% from merch, donations are the thing that gives the highest percentage of what you spend to the vtuber
>Gura seething this much over KorbyHOLY KEK
guras underdeveloped brain....
underdeveloped brain ...u
>>21951368anon gura has a LOUD AS FUCK pocket of fans who are unironic Christian white supremacists, it's fucking weird. Like I get it we're on 4chan haha epic joke, but they are not being ironic at all.
lmao gura
>>21951352She promised a foot reveal
STUPID MONKEYS
>>21951423she has down's syndrome right?
>>21951398Reminder that she dropped Terraria after getting dunked by the slime
>>21951386disgusting
>>21951351I'm left handed and i use the right hand, mirrorbro
>>21951257I hope those girls invest their money or put it in a real estate and not let it rot away in their bank account with japan's negative interest rate
>>21951296She needs to be able to speak after the fight for story reasons so you can't glory kill her. The other two boss fights are exactly what you're asking for, especially the actual final boss
>>21951429source: your brown SEAnigger ass
>>21951418Retard
Too bad for Ame, the last level encouraged you to use BFG & the sword more.
>>21951225The trap gura needed to avoid initially was never becoming an idol and becoming a run-of-the-mill twitch streamer and since she's escaped that fate so far she can swear all she wants for all I care.
>>21951374anon, they get merch maybe once or twice a year. And merch numbers could only be figured out from one dubious leak that got shut down.
>>21951439I thought she dropped it after that shit collab
>>21951418No, idiot.
>>21951351"Left handed". I wanted to know if curvature was affected by which hand was used when masturbating.
Gura should have been a cunny...
So this guy has to be pretending right?
>>21951429>Christian white supremacists are pedosMany such cases!
why is gura so angry today she's scaring me
>look how wet kirby isAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEE
Gura seething. Imagine the state of her panties
>>21951416Sora, there was a yab during her Tokyo Dome Sololive. Don't ask.
>look how wet Kirby isUOOOOHHH Kirby cunny
why is she so pissy today chumbuds?
>>21951429it's pretty strange yeah>>21951461fucking lol
>>21951460>She needs to be able to speak after the fight for story reasonsNo she doesn't, I'm not interested in the fag story.
>>21951515*chads who want to breed women at optimal age
>>21951398Finally. It took her almost two years to realize she's not good at most video games, now she can play more girly games/story games and have more enjoyable streams because of it.
>>21951488>>21951472Did I strike a nerve? I work for a company that sells merch, the price you pay for the merch is not what the people selling it actually get
>>21951429>unironic Christian white supremacistsyou just fucking know that a burger would only say this
>>21951352based
>>21951429what
>>21951447>negative interest rateno way
Does mori like little kids
>>21951330No it's not. Go look up how much youtube pays for Vod views.It's about $4 for 1000 views. Even Vod view income is much more than superchat income for all the girls. And the girls have upwards of 10k members each. Gura has 30k. They're making several million dollars per year on membership income. That completely dwarfs superchat income. Then the merch is more than all of this combined. Probably many times more. I mean Gura only makes $400k a year on superchats. A SINGLE sponsored stream from Taco Bell brought in $100k
>>21951418anon you have it complete opposite.Merch >>> Membership > superchats in order of how much of your money is actually reaching your oshi.
>>21951385>>21951352>>21951423
>>21951429This is the kind of schizo posting I DON'T need...also stop samefagging >>21951515
>>21951531She's on her period.
>>21951429This except being a christcuck
>>21951490we have way too many SEAnigs here who learned biology from a mystic in the fucking mountains
>>21951174I like current Gura. Feels like she finally accepted the Gawr shadow into herself and is now the best of both worlds. A comfortable streamer who enjoys what she does and has fun streaming for her fans. All while being close with her Holo friends.
Why is Gura so unhinged when playing a Kirby game? Isn't Kirby for kids?
>>21951241>his dick curves
>>21951103hows your universes chris chan doing?
>>21951531
>>21951429
>>21951531she's pissy because she's pissy, get it
>>21951576Kirby is a real mans game
>>21951539Yes, that's why their merch is overpriced as fuck.
>>21951560memberships and superchats are equal in terms of split. Obviously, some will get far more out of one then the other, but the % is the same.
>>21951575>the Gawr shadowPlease fuck off.
>>21951539Multipler talents told their fanbase the best way to support them is through merch
damn Gura is really cursing a lot today
>>21951378Try harder samefag
>>21951482It's well known that merch is very lucrative for streamers. Why would it be any different for hololive?
>>21951241Do you think all dicks curve? It's more of an anomaly than isn't.
>>21951539Nigger, we've seen Pekora sell 1 million dollar worth of merch in days. We know holos have to invest some of their revenue in Merch and that their returns are way way bigger. We know from Coco back when she was superchat top dog that even then, superchats were not her top source of revenue.>ai wekr for da merch sellersThat's your fucking argument? Kys
my dick curves down but I'm not clicking on your poal
>>21951597>giving money to millionaires
ENTER 2ND BEST OST IN THE GAME
>>21951557>A SINGLE sponsored stream from Taco Bell brought in $100kNot that anon, but do you have anything to back this claim?
Someone stop her...
>>21950892Feels it is degrading as a latinx boss girl.
>>21951461If you don't see them shitting up threads, I'm honestly jealous of you
>>21951576Why is Kiara so unhinged when playing a Zelda game? Isn't Zelda for kids?
>>21951531Check GGG they found him.
>>21951487Yea she wanted a reason to never have to play it with Mori again.
>>21951429As a white christian man myself, It's rare to see another man in my demographic literally seething at a nono word. But i'm willing to half believe you because it's the internet.
>>21951257I don't know much about youtube streaming but on Twitch if you can get consistent 5k to 10k viewers I'm pretty sure you make at least 50k a month, wouldn't be surprised if it reached 100k or more, sponsored ads like playing fucking Raid shadow legends also pay very well. t. had to work with a Twitchfag at my company
>>21951631who asked?
Gura's big bush...
Ame being chill at Doom EternalGura malding at Kirby
good times
kronies why is your oshi watching the emoji movie tonightis there a reason or is it just her boundless sense of irony
good morning sirs
Reminder that if you somehow think being a male is suffering, just remember that you don't have to endure being in a shitty mood, having random aches, and fucking bleeding from your genitals every fucking month like Gura clearly is right now.
>>21951429>but they are not being ironic at all.Why did you assume that in the first place? Nobody ever claimed it was ironic. Nobody ever said NOT HAHA after posting gas the jews. God I hate the lesser races
gura confirmed big unshaved bush
>>21951174I like current weirdo gura. She's one of a kind.t. Kronie
>>21951490I used to hump wooden chairs really hard when I was in grade school its probably the main reason my dick is curved to the side quite a lot
>>21951571Some things ARE affected by masturbation habits though, phimosis for example.
https://youtu.be/Pv56oBAfRhYKronii cover
>>21951586No one ever found his site and never became known. Still autistic.
What's with all the dick discussion today? A few hours ago it was foreskins, now it's curvature
>>21951197i know, i'm good
I want to have Shion birth my child. Raising a child together with that kusogaki would make everyday the best day ever full of fun and learning. Dorking around as we traverse parenthood for the first time together. Pure BlissWhich vtuber makes you feel like this?
>>21951640whispy woods or doom lol?
Are all vtubers gay
>>21951675
>>21951225I love how she swears, filters out musrat SEAniggers like you
>>21950637welcome back millionaire schizo, enjoy the (You)s.
This Gura is kind of scary
>>21951676Those first two aren't female exclusive
>>21951667me
I forgot how intense this level is, they just throw the whole god damn kitchen sink at you.
>>21951631>I don't like your poal but I'm willing to waste both a post and and image to effectively reply yo your poal anywayyou are literally worse than poalshitters
>>21951676London?
>>21951551https://tradingeconomics.com/japan/interest-rate#:~:text=Interest%20Rate%20in%20Japan%20is,according%20to%20our%20econometric%20models.It's -0.1% according to this site
>>21951651artist name?
>>21951576>>21951651Both are babies.
this brat...
>>21951676I have varicocele so all of this is true except for the bleedingMy nuts grow to the size of golf balls
>>21951658poor irys, she was autistic for that game but she dropped it because mori wanted to drag vshojo into it
>>21951676
>>21951669Wait till Mario galaxy 2 this week for true malding.
She's talking to you guys
>>21951693actually I didnt hump wooden chairs I just pressed my dick onto them really hard
>>21951676oh nyooo does somebody have an ouchie wowchie?
>>21951743the ahhhh....
GURA CALLING OUT AUTISTS
Is Gura gonna cry?
>>21951557>>21951560Niether of you seem to understand that the money the girls get is not equivalent to the money that gets put inyoutube, cover, and the people who make merch all have their cut
salty shark best shark
>>21951693do seanigs really
>>21951225>discounting every other sweet and kind aspect of her personality because she got frustrated at games and said fuckWho thinks like this?
>>21951676do transmen still have periods
>>21951747UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Damn holy shit Ame is gaming
Why is Gura so angry today?
>>21951743Me
>>21951429Return to twitter you faggot.
>>21951429Are they the ones who want her to be a Christian farmgirl who got good at singing due to being in the choir?
Sex with Gura's mom
>>21951731oh nyo
i want to punish gura by slapping her child buttcheeks
>>21951676Maybe just get pregnant you dumbass woman
>>21951741Thats the central bank, different from consumer interest rates, which are going through the roof these days because inflation is like 10% or whatever
>>21951676Right, but my penis is constantly hard and in need of relief.
>>21951710
>grown men in this thread actually play kirby
>>21951809Womb hort
>>21951619>That's your fucking argument? KysYour argument is extrapolation based on incomplete information
this game is so much worse than the 2016 one
>>21951802christian white supremacistsnot joking
>>21951429I really don't understand why people freak the fuck out at gura swearing, when that's all half of hololive does.
>>21951676anon if there is one thing /hlgg/ (or all of 4chan) will NEVER accept or sympathize with, it's the amount of random ass pain women get monthly for just fucking existing
Those upgrades made her so much more powerful what the fuck
Remember when doomposters said Ame would get filtered by Eternal because muh ammo management?
Kronii shitting (blood)
HOLY SHIT AME GAMING
>>21951795Give me a break anon. "They're not actually making millions because all the money vanishes into a blackhole somewhere"Lol what a joke
>>21951676Post cunny blood
>>21951736Nah, just have female family members that won't shut up about it
>>21951824Gura has very plump buttcheeks unbecoming of a childlike woman.
>>21951854There’s a reason I only watch Gura
>>21951716no, some are bi
>>21951843
SHE DID IT>>21951843Hi
>>21951818>>21951822six months ago I would've called you both based, but now...
This is the best fight in the game imo
>>21951843>A grown woman lied about playing bloodborne and likely lied about enjoying persona 3 AND lied about drinking leanCouldn't be my Oshi.
>>21951818Thats not Nacho.....
>>21951676>tfw you have idiopathic migraines and internal bleedingglad I'm not a bitch lmao
>>21951854none of council does
>>21951843Yes
>>21951747kiara baby...
Sorry chumbies, I couldn't get it up today so we didn't have sex before the stream, I'll do better tomorrow
>>21951804They have even worse pain because the testosterone slowly destroys their womb, kek
>>21951883But Gura swears more than multiple EN members?
teamate+chumbuds hours are so magical
UV is honestly too easy for Ame
>>21951863Anyone saying that resource management in Eternal is overwhelming should have their opinions discarded
>>21951676Can't you just take the pill and skip your period?
>>21951818that's not nacho, that's her child with wamy
>>21951867>"They're not actually making millions because all the money vanishes into a blackhole somewhere"Are you 12? Do you understand how captialism works? The top dogs are making millions, just less than you think they are
>>21951843yeah, me
>>21951762Stop holding in your piss then retard
>>21951838What's with all the images of girls sipping on mugs, lately?
>>21951899dont forget she loves mgr(never played it before)
>>21951908kronii and mumei are getting there, sana does all the time, Bae does sometimes.Only fauna doesn't.
>>21951843Just got done replaying Nightmare in dreamland because Gura got me in the mood. I recommend anyone else to do the same.
>>21951348>>21951302>>21951385>>21951408>>21951579>>21951614>He's not able to grind against a girls g spot because of his straight dickngmi...
ive been trying to hold it in all stream but just can't anymore. i want nothing more than to mating press the brattiness out of her after this stream. she's being so fucking snarky and smug its making my dick stand at a 90 degree angle. she needs correction, now, and i need to be the one to give it to her.
>>21951971what about irys?
>>21951891Doesn't she just sit around playing valorant all day? If anything she got quite successful, her twitch streams have higher viewership than many holoEN members.
EZ
AME DID ITFIRST TRY
>>21951968Gotta get in a few more Hot chocolates before warm weathers is here
>>21951934>people thinking UV is hard for anyone who has any fps skill with video gamesogey
>>21951863>Chainsaw gives you unlimited ammo Those are just run-of-the-mill shitposters anon.
>>21951631>>21951818Why are all of Nacho's creations sex?
>>21951962It's actually from holding in cum*cums on you*
>>21951996she spends most of the streams on call with m*les
these post game soundtracks are the bomb
What the fuck is this baby game, bring out Galaxy 2 already
>>21951883Then you better stop watching her you dumb faggot. If you want no swearing, then watch Fauna. She's the only one who unironically just doesn't swear.
>>21951891what changed
>>21952006you mad chumchud?
>>21952014She's a cunnyseur
Ame had an easier time with this game than Civvie.
>>21952006Its a decent challenge for first time playersWay harder than normal mode
>>21951952Even the lowest earning person in Myth earns over $1 million per year easily. And people just continue to dump money on these people. They've managed to convince you that they're actually poor and struggling....somehow. Even though that's ridiculous.You need about 500 viewers to earn a full-time income on youtube. Anya has 1500. People actually think Anya is poor somehow. She's literally rolling in money
>>21951992IRyS is same as kronii and mumei, she slips up occasionally
>>21951676Only the most pathetic retarded incels are jealous at women for having better relationship skills and getting more attention, on top of what you said just being able to work out and reach peak physical performance, enough to overpower the vast majority of humanity in 1v1 in more than enough to be glad to be male.
i'm going to correct Grua after this stream
>>21952026Isn't she married?
this is starting to become a dsp stream..
>>21952026Oh, well she's not a hololive member and she's on twitch, that's pretty natural over there, there's a reason I don't watch her or any vtuber over there.
GURA
>>21951912young kiara...
Gura needs correction
Nice game Todd
UOH GURA
>>21951843Yes, Planet robobot is pure kino
>>21952014well, i mean...you know...
ayo gura?
>>21952067Yeah, to me.
Deadbeatchama your AI...
dark side gura...
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH T u T
?YES MR TURTLE MANUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THIS FUCKING BRAT
>>21952078that was a fun time
g-gura?
>>21952055She's "rolling in money" by Indonesian standards. Do you know the average income in Indonesia?
gura is entering adolescence...
>fuck my shit up kirby
GURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would you still love gura if she was into scat and it was a dealbreaker for her for you to like it?
>>21952067Isn't she even younger than gura?
>>21952090Know what, anon
NEVER HAD I WANTED TO CORRECT GURA MORE THAN TODAY!
>>21951996Twitch numbers are always higher than YouTube numbers thanks to jewsan and her pajeet army
>>21952055>They've managed to convince you that they're actually poor and struggling....somehow.Nobody thinks they're poor. Last time I reply to you ever because you're acting like a schizo. Good day
>>21952078Kiara's mom isn't a virgin. She's had sex.
How did a player die to that guy since he was empowered?
A FUCKING STUCKBEAT
>>21952061>No, doofus, 2 times 2 is 4! Chat's gonna bully you again if you can't get this right
Why did Korby suddenly become hard?
>>21951899>>/vt/?task=search2&search_filename=1643161319623.jpgkill yourself
>>21952041I'm not even watching Gura or a cumbud for that matter. But if that what makes (you) feel better about yourself, then sure.
>>21952124Pretty sure you're thinking of Nabi and Ame.
>>21952067Yeah, to me
>>21952144That's right, with me
SHE'S JUST FUCKING BEGGING FOR IT
When Gura's menstruating, how much would you baby her if at all?
>>21952055>They've managed to convince you that they're actually poor and strugglingNo they haven't, nobody in Hololive is poor, they just make less than you think they do because you aren't aware of all the middle men taking their cut
>>21952111Anon she makes more that most American
gura is both horny and angry today
TOUCH THE TIP
>>21952150Cry harder deadbeat she likes the expression
TOUCH THE TIP GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT TAKE THIS
>>21952111Anon, Anya is making about 3x the average American salary. Probably around $250k per year. That's about what Rosemi makes, and she has even less viewers than Anya does. Maybe you don't understand, outside of hololive, NOBODY gets more than 500 viewers. At least, in the English scene. The most successful ones are getting around 400 viewers.
>touch the tipuoooooo
>>21952035She has sex out of wedlock
>>21952138>still trying to preach CCVID when hololive has proven this wrong for 3 months nowLaplus is over there all the time and her twitch streams ALWAYS get much lower viewership than youtube.
>>21952150jesas
>>21952175I'd baby her so much that I'd implant one her uterine wall
>>21952144Bullshit it was an immaculate conception
This makes Elden Ring look like baby shit
>>21952198>>>/trash/
>>21952198>Mori not even streaming>Still seething about her Get help
>>21952150what makes someone so obsessed?
I wish Icon of Sin wasn't such a letdown of a final boss
>>21952179If Kirby makes her feel like this, I want her and Fauna to play Superstar in online co-op to see where it leads.
>>21952123>if
>>21952175I'd tell her to calm down and then run.
>>21952198rent free
>>21951938doesn't work for everyone and taking the pill causes awful side effects sometimes, like severe mood swingsbeing a woman is just all-round suffering compared to dudes if you roll the genetic and environmental lottery poorly and there are a lot of awful rolls to land on
>>21952150If they're renting a closet in Mori's head, she's renting fucking the fucking Taj Mahal in theirs
>>21952130well yeah.. that's it.. that's the thing....the beautiful phenomenon
>>21952206Okay but now compare someone who speaks mostly English, like say Ame.
>>21950329welcome to the average 2view. this is what the streaming landscape looks like outside of the front page. In the grand scheme of things even Sana is a 1%er.
so many sexual phrases in gura's stream todayis she doing it on purpose bros?
>>21952201Source on that number?
>>21952150yep, that's a deadbeat
>>21952144no proofs
>>21952144well I got kiara out of it so based sex haver mamatori
>>21952244
>>21952198imagine having deadbeats living rent free on your head lol
>>21951972Wow, she really is from /v/
>Live Again
>>21952198jesas you are actually mad kek
the other day i stubbed my toe so bad i think it's broken because i've been limping for the past two days plus the whole front of my foot is swollen now
>>21951848And you are not? It like some smuck working at a dinner saying that McD doesnt make much money
>>21952035>Fauna says "gosh" instead of godSo cute...
>>21952263She ALWAYS does it on purpose, you buffoon
>>21952263Have you watched the previous Kirby streams? She was throwing around innuendos all the time
>>21952201>Maybe you don't understand, outside of hololive, NOBODY gets more than 500 viewers. At least, in the English scene.There are many indies who get over 1000, and of course VShojo can get over 10,000
>Luigi walks funnyFUCK YOU GURA
>>21951676id gladly trade the social stigmatization, the lack of compassion, the disregard of mental health, the expectation to always be stoic in the face of hardship, the endless shittalking, the lookism, all of that shit for a couple days of tommy hort and some dirty pads once a fucking month.
All FPS games have shit boss fights. FPS games are inherently for soulless arena deathmatches and nothing else, the more you add shit on to it the more it reveals the flaws of the genre.
>>21952286Jesas, go to a doctor
Isn't Gura too bratty?
>Luigi always walks funnyWhat did Gura mean by this?
>>21952284It's Live Again, anon
>>21952249Nope. XY is hard mode, there's plenty of posts by people who transitioned from FtM admitting as much
>>21952237I mean at least its better than getting a platform and shooting a hole in a wall/.
Gura is angry and horny todayShe needs hate fuck correction
>>21952298really? I thought she was innocent and accidentally saying this stuff
>>21950605wow based
I actually want Fauna to swear.
>>21952286you should unironically go to the emergency room and get diagnosed, did you get a cut or anything while stubbing your toe? infections are no joke
>>21952305>There are many indies who get over 1000Japanese indies. The highest viewed talents at the smaller English corporations are getting around 400. And the highest viewed indies are getting around 300.
Wow, this thread is quite peaceful now when gura and ame stream, weird but i like it
>>21952286>>21952286Don't listen to him, I'm sure it'll heal on its own
>>21951899what?
>>21952314im american i cant afford that
>>21951985It would have to curve upward which most dicks do.
>>21952130Gura nibbling on Nacho's soft breasts...
>>21952328Yeah, from me
>>21952290I'm extrapolating based on more information than you are
>>21952263We've past that time period where this question was worth being asked anymore
>>21952339
>>21952346Anon...
>>21952144>>21952272>foul mouthed gamer who actually liked games before it was "hip" and """nerdy"""honestly whoever bagged mamatori landed an absolute diamond of a woman
>he walks funny>his wrists aren't screwed all the way in>he likes to play in the mud>he's a backwards mechanicGURACHAMA?
>fighting over who gets to eat the free cookiesTakos...
>>21952312But ultra kill has kino bossfights?
>>21952328she's ovulating right now
I'll fuck this little brat into submission
what the fuck kirby
>>21951766It'll never top Mario Sunshine
>>21952249hey at least you don't have to deal with testicular torsion.
>>21952311>He thinks he'll be rid of those other things if he's a woman
>>21952311women are often way meaner about each other's appearances than men arethe stigma around men's mental health is pretty awful though, i agree
>>21952286Does it twitch sometimes? You might get an early stage of tetanus.
debut gura would never...
i love my oshi bros
>>21952346no, English-speaking indies, go take a look on Twitch
>>21952312Metroid Prime has some cool bosses.
Ame wants my thingy
>>21949978I'm usually a patient manbut I haven't managed to attach a single fucking piece to another piece in a full hour nowuse a better image next time
>>21952325>>>/r9k/
>>21951766Ehh Mario Galaxy 2 is more comfy than anything, except the challenge stars
>>21952321Go back to your ESL classes.
>>21952385and then completely blew it
Gura really channeling her inner DSP tonight with all the WOW WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DOOO
>>21952249>being a woman is just all-round suffering compared to dudest. never sat on your balls by accident
Oh will she fight Dedede again in this mode?
>>21952396I really enjoy masochist gura
>>21952419t.m SEArystocrat
>>21952411Why do you hurt me
>>21952446Lose weight
>>21952404I don't think anything ever will, especially considering how ame has calmed down a ton and doesn't get mad often now
>>21952286It'll heal on its own, humans have crazy regenerationAlso you could make a small hole on your feet so the swelling goes away
>>21952312not an FPS exactly but play Vanquish
>>21952411I love the silly little mic hugs so damn much. It feels so real...
>>21952312Metro...
>>21952381Even when Fauna tries her hardest to scream her voice is still so fucking soft. Its like if someone tossed a pillow at you really hard shit is still some smooth to your ears unlike say someone like ollie which is like someone tossing a fucking brick at your face when she gets loud.
>>21952325i've seen posts about how men are treated in society if you're talking about that, and yeah it's pretty bad but at least society is constantly changing, you can't really fix stuff like most autoimmune disorders at the moment
>>21952398even better
Doom Eternal's final boss fight sucks tho
ohapol
>>21952460fat people aren't the only ones with balls
>>21952446>sat on your ballsHow? Are you fat?
>>21952494How do you manage to sit on your own balls?
>>21952445THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DOINSTANT DEATH
>>21952312Never forget what she took from you.
>>21952373Base on what? You do know that plenty of Vtubers have disclosed this stuff right ?
>jeepers
>>21952508are you retarded
How does Kirby manage to have better boss design than Elden Ring and be scarier than Dead Space at the same time?
she HATES 3D Kirby
>>21952500>>21952508carefully
>>21952446i can honestly say i have never sat on my balls by accident, my underwear keeps them from dangling too muchif you wear boxers i would suggest trying shorts, they're actually so much comfier if they're not super tight because you're fat or something
>>21952508He probably wears his little sister's tight jeans
SHE HATES IT
>>21952500>>21952508>>21952510Do you all have baby nuts or something? My shit hangs.
Damn the music was shit the whole game but at the last few chapters it finally got pretty good
>>21952521Then why haven't you provided any sources
>>21952476The fact that she got her soft voice from her DAD is pretty hilarious to me. Like, this is a family condition. The Kirin family dinner table must be near completely silent so that they can actually hear half the family.
>Gura = hymen intact>Gawr = hymen broken
>>21952492>le low resolution meme
>>21952549maybe you should try wiping better
>>21952446I've sat on a boulder and had my balls and cock fall asleep, but never have I managed this.
man the music in this level is a lot better than the last one
>>21952549my dude buy a pair of boxer briefs or soemthing
>>21952535Nintoddler...
>>21949977Nanason!
>>21952560why are you so horny
stop talking about your genitals i only care about my oshis genitals
>>21952549Wear boxer briefs or briefs
>>21951418Why did Polka say that superchats were less than 10% of her income? >>21951751
>>21952550Aside for the bosses that are kinda meh, the last chapters of eternal are pretty good
>>21952572The last level is pretty sick in general, idk why people get so mad at icon of sin
>>21952547TuT
God I want to be Gura's chair so bad...
>>21952560yeah by me
>>21952144Just makes her a stacy.
mmmmm video games
Is the DLC worth playing?
>>21952521Based on me working for a company that does the same sort of thing Hololive does, the amount of money you get from merch is generally much lower than what you'd get from a superchatIf vtubers have said buying some particular merch was the best way to support them, I'm not disputing that, I'm just disputing that merch is generally better than superchats
>Doesn't like the microwave beam because it ruins the flow.Wew good thing the game never forces you to use it
>>21952562
>>21952590How puffy do you think gura's genitals feel like?
>>21951418Kiara has outright said merch gives them a better cut vs superchats.
>>21952590Would you still stick your genitals into Gura's currently bleeding genitals?
>>21952623fuck off fulgor
>>21952590my genitals have been intimate with your oshi's genitals
>>21952286yeah you should go to a doctor. reminds me of when I broke my arm and didn't do shit till the thread called me a retard and told me to go to the ER. nurses were suprised I just walked around like that for 3 days lol
>>21952562I'm not even joking. It felt more tedious than fun and beating him just felt underwhelming even at Ultra Violence
>>21952286Either an infection or it's broken. Funny coincidence I actually came back from the foot doctor a couple hours ago.
>>21952571Ah what the fuck? I couldn't even imagine what that would feel like.
>>21952620I haven't played it but I heard its way harder than the base game, music is pretty good also.
>>21952562problem?
>>21952639Well, yeah, Youtube isn't taking a cut of merch
>>21951972Where did she say this?
>>21952559They probably need to take turns talking between the whole family. Imagine when they get into a heated arguement or debate. Which makes me think that despite Fauna's ability to muster up some of the sickest banter burns she might still ultimately lose if she goes against someelse in Hololive that just ourlouds her and cuts her off.
>>21952549Wear briefs you fuck
>>21952595It depends on the vtuber, I guess I'm only looking at the people who make the most in donations
>>21951676A woman wrote this post.
>>21952587Why not?
>>219525362d kirbys are way harder
>>21952688Anon, you think superchats matter to them? Ame doesn't even turn them on half the time.
>>21951418It's so insane how Cover can just steal most of the girls money and get away with it, no wonder most of the girls live like shit
>>21952432newfagchama you should have known what you signed up for when you saw that color, no refunds btw.
>Ame stream buffering.>Panicked.>Realize it was my potato PC can't handle her chat.Man, this game makes me paranoid...
It's nice that ame still juggling between weeaponsI just use supershotgun gor everything
>>21952643yes without question
>>21951418I'm honestly impressed at how wrong this post is, it contradicts what several of them have outright said. I'm almost curious how you came to such terrible and ill informed conclusions.
>still responds to random greynames saying hi 2 hours into streamthis is why i love her
man why is gura so feisty today, i feel funky
>>21952692there are women in the thread tonight
>>21952623Nigga doesnt even know what economy of scale is, how fucking retard
>>21952385she's got a bf rn. no permanent man. doesn't seem like that's ever been the case tho
>>21952672I'm so fucking hard right now
>>21952639merch cut probably depends on the cost of manufacturing too, depending on what the merch actually is
>>21952723Cover doesn't take 70% on merch the guy's retarded
Ame rapes those guys now wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFpaUwUzB10wwwwwwwwwww
>>21951330>>21951418>>21951539>>21951848>>21952373>>21952623fuck off retard
>>21952735The regular shotgun was my go to. The sticky grenades are just way too useful.
>>21952692>>21952750Proof this thread?
>>21952734>not using hyperchat
>>21952623Maybe in Nijisanji because they made most of their merch in-house. Just look at those copy-pasted merch across a lot of the talents. Holos don't do this and they foot most of the bill so they take a bigger cut.
i will not take my medsthere are no women in this threadif you say otherwise, prove it
>>21952631so puffy you can sleep on them like pillows
>>21952750>tonight
>>21952723>most of the girls live like shitahahahaha what? Is that what they're telling you?Anon they could buy 10,000 square foot mansions in the hamptons if they wanted. Who gave you the false impression they're poor? Is this how they solicit donations from you?
There are women among us...
WHY IS GURA SUCH A FUCKING FURRY!?!?!?
>>21952750OH LOooORD
>>21952768basedtake this shit to the catalogue, you fucking retards
why are all these fuckhuge demons fighting each other anyway
>>21952817sus
>>21952654
>>21952800I'm not a woman yet, give me some months and I'll prove it
>>21952817No that's a fucking man. This time its not even convincing.
>>21952817>among us
>>21952740It was told to him in a dream
>>21952643Yes.
>>21952800Who do you think actually discusses the stream content during Gura streams instead of talking about brat rape correction like the rest of us?
>>21952800you deserve the smegma you fucking retard
>>21952821She's a diaperfag too, according to Ame
>>21952806correct answer anon
SHARK BLEEDY CUNNY
>>21952817
Which would you prefer hlgg to be filled with? Women(He/Him) or Women(She/Her)?
>>21952846
>>21951418Coco at her peak said that SC doesn't even reach 30% of her income and she's the most superchatted in the world
>>21952809Which is why they all live in black mold/termite infested townhouses?
>cuckbeats and roasties in here shitting up the threadSEA hours already, huh?
I'm not a furry but that boss can get it
>>21952879I'd prefer all parties involved to be dead
>>21952875I love this hag
>>21952879woman (he/him) so i can fuck the tranny out of them and turn them into my tomboy tradwife
CyberDemon doxx
>>21952740>I'm almost curious how you came to such terrible and ill informed conclusions.My own experience working for a company that sells merchBut if Kiara says she gets a higher cut from merch than superchats, then I'll concede I'm wrong about this
>>21952762She was pretty decent through most of the game but the previous stream it was like a switch was flipped and she got really good all of the sudden.
>>21952893Why are you so obsessed with Deadbeats?
>>21952893Nah this is far too early
why is there "bullet time" after a successful dodge?
>>21952892ahahahahahah no they don't anonI think it's very dishonest how they're misleading you like this to solicit donations. That's actually disgusting.
>>21952879As long as they're not trannies.Femboys pretending to be women because they get off to it or women being women is fine.
>>21952892That's Gura and it's womanchild mental illness.
>>21952879woman(female)they either smell really bad or really good and are able to get pregnant
>>21951676>inb4 reddit
SEAbeats SEAmates SEAbudshow do you call SEA kfp and takos?
>>21952556Here you gohttps://www.pixivision.net/en/a/4557
>>21952923???if you dodge a bullet irl it does the same thing
>>21952879Actual women. Trannies are the worst of both worlds.
>>21952914I don't care about your fruit stand fuck off newfag
>>21952892poorfag mentality
>>21952672Is there a soundpost of Kronii muttering I hate you during Ringfit? I honestly rarely see Kronii in a sexual light because she's too much of an autistic dork that I just want to hug but goddamn that moment was something.
>>21952955woah
>>21952879Call me crazy but I prefer my women to not have a penis, boy
>>21949978Here's a technique for you baby KFP: THE PILEMake a stack of puzzle pieces. For every new piece, try to fit it to the top, bottom, left and right sides. (Also rotate, in this case.) If it doesn't fit, add it to the pile.You will eventually find pairs and then larger formations. Good luck.
>>21952892Gura unironically loves the mold life. So she can gross people out that visit her.
>>21952914If it helps, Ame said the same thing as Kiara.
>>21951676>just remember that you don't have to endure being in a shitty mood, having random aches, and fucking bleeding from your genitals every fucking monthNigger, I'm 32 years old. Yes I do.
I miss these three like you wouldn't believe...
Ame is just cruising now, I wonder if she can first try the final boss
>>21952911Elaborate...
>>21952879I have no idea why actual women would be here but they're fine. Trannies will burn, in this life or the next
>>21951985I have an extra girthy cock, so I always grind against everything
>>21952980Ojichama...
I have the weirdest urge to consume Gura's menstrual blood rn...
>>21952966maybe, but I don't have one
>>21952750>there are women in the thread>some of them might be currently ovulating>I will never impregnate thembros...
>>21952970what are you, gay?
>>21953009Gross
Its nice that Ame had a decent amount of the game left, I thought that was going to be a 2h stream.And she's not getting stuck either
>>21953009that's like, super gross my guy
Gura's pitch is lower than usual today. Did her balls drop?
>>21952991Icon of Sin isn't even hard it's just a slog, like most of Doom Eternal's 2nd half
I remember when Mori was at this part of Doom Eternal, deadbeats were actually trying to push the claim that she was better at this than Ame.
>>21953000same desu
>>21953019Why did they wait until the final world to make the game good?
>>21952987How does it feel knowing that one in the left is taking a liquid shit right now?Not so hot now...
>>21952912He's just like me...
EAT HER SHRIMPY BITS
>>21952943Nigger what the fuck did you just post
>>21952916>deadbeats come in a start shitting up the thread>hurr durr why you obsessed durrYou tell me
UOH T u T
I'M TRYING, GURA
this music fucking slaps
>EAT MY SHRIMPY BITSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>21953009that's like, super hot my guy.
s-shrimpy bits?
eating gura's shrimpy bit...
Why is Gura losing at this kid's game?
eating gura's shrimpy bits
>>21952998>I have no idea why actual women would be here but they're fine.Because they love and respect the Hololive girls as role models(?).Or they want a /hlgg/ BF (me)
[Gura News] Her bits are shrimpy.
>>21953026>>21953037low T
UOH GURA'S SHRIMPY BITS
>>21952943I barely skimmed this, saw "white imperialism", and have dumped anything I got from it in the mental trash can.
>>21953053I'm not sure why you're asking me but I think it's better that way, having an unsatisfying ending leaves a bad taste in your mouth
This Kirby game has so many cool details. In the Arena you can steal Meta Knights's sword after a successful QTE and he'll exit the arena and retrieve his old sword to fight you.
>>21953084Are these skeletons in the room with us now, anon?
>>21952750Quick, post your dick to scare them away
Gura you can't say that
I can't put into words how much I love Gura.
>>21952924are you a fucking tourist? go back
So where exactly do I find Gura's shrimpy bits?
>>21953084anon...this isn't healthy you know
>>21952962I worked at a company much bigger than Cover and the money you would get back from merch was about 10%-20% of what they were actually selling it forIt might be that the girls are getting a higher percentage of the money, or maybe they just jacked up the price
Irys is playing Rune Factory 5? How bad is the game performance?
I love how slutty Gura is these days.
>constantly swearing and making innuendosWhy did Gura become like Vshojo?
>>21953013All those eggs...all those surging breeding hormones...gone, like tears in the rain...>>21953128you're not getting dick pics out of me, woman
>>21953009Anon, I've already smelled my cousin's menstrual blood, trust me, you don't want to do this
>>21953124Sorry didn't meant to quote your post
Ame's chat is slower than usual. Soon I will be The Last.
have you spent the majority of your day browsing /hlgg/?
Bro, Mori tiktok is fun!Now I'm addicted to tiktok
>>21953154Not great, but you get used to it. Load times annoying tho
>>21952924>misleading>solicitingI think you need to go back to wherever you're from. No one is donating to the holos because of pity.
>>21953154>RF5Reminder never to buy an xseed game again.
>>21953165>become
>>21953151I told you I don't care about your fruit stand fag, fuck off, you're painfully obvious
I hate these faggots pretending to be Gura’s concerned parents the most. Imagine some 27 yo virgin asian squeaking: “Language Gura”.
>>21951429Its because she sang Sabaton that one time, now they think she's one of them
>>21953169Hoomans...
>>21953119white imperialism aside the post is actually pro-men. Basically says that most men are emotionally starved because women are on guard against them.
>>21951843I did this within 3 days of the game coming outI fucking love kirby bros
Where the FUCK is Ayamefriend
>>21953169I know, I've smelled used tampons before but Gura is different, I would literally let her shit in my mouth
>>21953182Deadbeats ladies and gentlemen...
>>21953182Zoomerchama...
>>21953182Are they actually posting stuff on it? I'm never checking tiktok, so I have to ask here
>>21953180no and I'm going tocfuxk off now
>>21953169>I've already smelled my cousin's menstrual bloodgo on
>>21953215Based
>>21953206>only things asians do it
>>21953154Pretty damn bad. There's a good game beneath all the shit, too, which makes it even worse.
>>21953113What woman would even want a /hlgg/ BF?
>>21953203what does that even mean
>>21953180I wrote a huge test. Really hope I passed because I don't even know if retaking it is allowed
If Gura can play this on stream, why not Fromsoft games?
>>21952946KFP & Takos.
....of course gura knows who this artist is
Ame's annihilating those Marauders
>>21953169
>>21953245
gura...
gura needs to get motivated again
>>21953170Unfortunately we have to kiss now
>>21953250Fromsoft games are too easy for her
>>21952943So many words to say nothing of actual value. Ah yes white imperialism truly the under lying cause of all men's issues.
>>21953182t. universal music employee
Gura this is a baby game
>>21953243I'm a fucking bamf
>>21953180I've had it open but I've been drawing
>>21953243One unhinged enough to post here, I suppose.
>Gura kept dying on this boss>I kept dying on this bossWE ARE
FUCK YOU, CRAWOLINE
>>21953192Watch Mori’s debut fag.
GURA, STARS ARE BETTER AND STRONGER THAN ANYTHING.
Gura is horny, I can tell.
>>21953169Hooman I...
Visions of Elden Ring...
>>21953218Right here!
>>21953243a female(male) one
>>21953180I played bideo game for about 45 minutes.
>>21953291jeez, nice...
>>21953195I don't like them either after they let Tom and Brittany go, but surely they had no hand in the performance problems right?
GURA IS UNHINGED
>>21953281numbers really make people's butts hurt apparently
>>21953291>>21953298I would take a femheimin or a femkenzoku but that's about it.
>>21953215I did it in 5 because work but damn I had fun. I only regret not beating the ultimate arena without continues and without Galacta Knight's sword, but I had to beat it fast...
>>21952943What the fuck did I just read
>>21953243They wouldn't want me I'm used goods and divorced haha
>>21953269literally every girl knows who lisa frank is..
Ame is so hyped to fight the Icon of Sin. I hope she isn't disappointed...
>>21953113>>21953243what are the personality traits of an /hlgg/ bf
>>21953180i will maintain that tourism during your oshi's hours is healthy and being here all the time isn't. i've only been here for fauna and gura
>>21953301BAD AT BABY GAMES
>>21953243we're all very well adjusted good looking young men with good jobs
Is this fight the Dark Souls of Nintendo's Elden Ring?
>>21953286
>>21953347Schizophrenia
>>21953180spent about 3 hours on that stupid fucking puzzle
>>21953169Are hoomans the strongest EN fanbase?
>>21953243Good listeners, obviously
>>21953243me, but I'm not a woman
is this the saltiest she's been for a game::?
>>21953333off topic is off topic, shocker
>>21953180I've been spending less and less time here between work picking up and a slew of games coming out since February. I barely even watch streams anymore besides my oshi and a few others, because the sound removes me from my immersion when I'm playing...
>>21953346Eh, its not as bad as people make it to be
>>21953169hoomans need their own a special cooldown
>>21953337Sorry but you're in the wrong thread if those are what you want>b-b-but towaposting!That's all a but of SEA dudes
>>21953330No the performance problems were there from the start, but those fags forced the devs to shoehorn in wokeshit and cancel the cunny dlc.
>>21953151There's no youtube cut on merch (obviously), and Cover barely takes any either. Anyways, sponsorships and memberships absolutely make up the biggest source of income for most of them.
>>21953009You start to consider the grossest shit when you're horny. Be careful.
>>21953363
>>21953383You shoulda seen her play Elden Ring
>>21953364This isn't even the hardest of the phantom bosses.
I PUSHING THE DODGE BUTTONYOU CAN HEAR ME PUSH IT
gura definitely masturbated at some point today
>>21953182Fuck off shill cuck
>>21953347From New EnglandSomewhat/decently educatedMildly schizo and obsessive, but in a positive wayHas a high sex drive, but loyalDoes his reps
>>21953169are you a werewolf or sumthin
goomba said a swear
Is Gura capable of learning from her mistakes?
>>21953169me too, only it's my younger sister's. My sense of smell is way too fucking good for some reason, I can always smell something "irony" about my sister, especially in her room, and some of her blankets have obvious dried period blood on them so I know I'm not crazy.
>>21953408What, you're not? I thought I was among peers...
>>21953411She actually dropped the game before getting salty at it
THIS IS THE RUN
>>21953180I never do unless having a tab open counts. Too much do do
>>21953418Yeah, so did I but you don't see me posting about it now do you?
>>21953408nigga go get a job
>>21953180I've had a gacha game and light novel also open for an equal amount of time
>>21953399What cunny dlc?
This is my third straight Gura stream that runs flawlessly on holodex but buffers on youtube, and I have chat open on both tabs. What the fuck is wrong with youtube's shit site
>>21953347retarded, obsessed, hungry for drama, and more than likely lazy
>>21952943>white imperialismamazing how she can see the problem but be so far off of what's causing it.
>>21953364>Can block, dodge and even sorta parry>Wide arrange of weapons and upgrades>Dark, hidden lore>Obnoxious backseating in chatIt kinda is
>>21953169Why must you bring shame to our people?
>>21953397I'm pretty sure those don't exist in /hlg/ either so it makes no difference.
>>21953182There's nothing wrong for liking tiktok. Don't let this place shape your opinion
Baby's elden ring...
>>21953347I will quote Patrick Bateman lines to you
>>21953370
>>21953363>>21953408this but unironically
>>21953375Hoomans are a Haatons but crazy
>>21953347Funny, schizophrenic, clingy, but loving.I might hit you, but only in a Sean Connery way.
>Soon the god will walk among us.>I'm already here!Kek.
>>21953456You should be asking whats wrong with your DNS
>>21953452Loli dragon was supposed to be marriageable.
>>21953180I wish, school's finally at a point where I have to do shit all day
>>21953393>I barely even watch streams anymoreOne of the last bastions of /hlgg/ is falling.
>>21953439if i were good looking i wouldnt be here with you guys...i dont know if uni counts as a good job though
gura likes 30seconds of sex!one pump bros we're winning!
>>21953343...you know, I didn't believe anon that there were girls in here...until you posted this....now get out.
>>21953509so haatons?
>>21953180no I've been dying of pollen
>>21953477>no ricengmi
>>21953477where was this image taken, mexico?
>30 seconds, done and forgotten, that's how I like it
>>21953243Most of us would actually be good boyfriends if we were given the chance, we can be funny, we are good at listening and we can have sex whenever she wants, we also have money for membership and superchats so we could also but our gfs some stuff, despite being failures we are actually really smart but lazy, if we were given something to defend we would do it until the end of times
who the fuck thought adding a sniper rifle to this game was a good idea? carmack is rolling in his fucking grave over this i'm sure of it
Is Doom almost over yet?
>IRyS is going to play Rune Factory 5 tonightoh no....
>>21953169Did you also "press on your prostate from the front" and cum after smelling it?
>>21953481Go FUCK yourself
>>21953520I don't get stutters on any other streams but Gura's. It makes no fucking sense
>>21953243I'm a nice guy, a supreme gentlemen even
Gura contracted rabies from that can lid that cut her rabies nuts
>>21953449w-well I'm not very interested in anon's masturbation habits but gura on the other hand...
>>21953225Just some really cringy stuff, and not the fun mori cringe type. She very obviously did not want to do it.
>>21953567Final boss path
>>21953526Whom?
>>21953521No...
>>21953562>weanon I...
>>21953562speak for yourself faggoti'd be a terrible uncaring one
>>21953338I tried doing it with base morpho knight sword and actually lost the first time, had to get the + version to beat it
>>21953562>we
>>21953343>>21953534I KNEW IT, WOMEN EXIST
>>21953481i should not say this as a chumbud but there absolutely is
>>21953526We never did get a comprehensive version of the cafeteria.
>>21953400You have to pay to get merch made and the people who made it and the distributor and all their other middle men still take their cut of what they sell it forThe ENs also barely do any sponsorships
>>21953180Yes. I rarely ever visit other boards anymore. I'm a neet and I spend all my day in these threads since I wake up to when I go to sleep. I'm literally always here and have been since I started watching Hololive around Gen 4 debut.
>>21953562Disregard females gain 2D females
>>21953477damn that looks nice...I wanna move back to my majority spic working class neighborhood now
>>21953601Women are into that, nice.
Here we go lads!
>your oshi>your favorite kirby game
I hate you.
>>21953593>>21953601>>21953602>>21953630>>21953633yes, weyou WILL get a cute autistic weeaboo GF
No Ame, don't get too excited
Why did Fauna do it?
>>21953347Needy, Insecure, Ignores GF to watch Hololive
>>21953562You wouldn't be a good BF, don't delude yourself.
>>21953600It's a pretty damn good challenge.
>>21953528NTA but I'm generally good looking (have been stopped and complimented by random women in public) and I still spend all day here because I am unable to escape this behavioral cesspit, so don't think looks are enough to save you
>>21953009I'd put it in a smoothie, mixed with her love juices, sweat, spit, and piss
>>21953562>weI don't even make a good friend
This is the final boss?
>>21953654GuraKirby 64
>>21952595Gen 5 has a lot of sponsorship deals, that's where they make their big bank.
Why can't FPS games make good bosses?
>>21953625Same...
>>21953658Fuck you, I'm saving myself for Gura
streamers can't fucking read
>>21953182I only use tik tok to watch young girls that think they can dance moving like sluts, no time for Mori
>>21953658autistic weeaboo GFs are cringe. they also fucking terrify me
oh I was expecting icon of sin to have 18 health bars like some kingdom hearts boss
>>21953654FaunaKirby's Dream Course
Her competitive spirit is gone, Kirby was too much for her.
>>21953625extremely based
>>21953562>weNo
>>21953685Western devs.
>>21953180tabbing between hlgg and starsector with streams on my 2nd monitor
>>219536761st part yes
>>21953654SuiseiSuper Star Ultra!
>>21953562>We can be funny>We are good at listening>thinks any of them have trouble getting sex>Smart but lazyanon are you a college drop out?
a-am I the only one who enjoys being single?
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THIS BRAT
I want to marry Yagoo and NTR his wife
>>21953685I liked the bosses in 2016
what the hell is this boss
>>21953654InaAir Ride
>>21953685kirby isnt an fps you idiot
>>21953562normalfags should hang themselves
>>21953625Same, haven't gone anywhere outside of this thread and /hlg/ in years
Kek, Ame.
Gura is gonna fuck the tornado woman
>>21953666I actually had some human girlfriends before, the relationships just ended because they were lesbians, but I'm sure I was an amazing and caring boyfriend
>>21953654InaCrystal shards, Amazing mirror, Air ride
>>21953699It does, they just aren't shown on the ui
Wait that did damage??
this freaking brat
>>21953685Bungie's done it
>>21953477I miss these little local places. It's all turned into corporate franchises where I live now.
SHE SAYS IT AND THEN LOOKS AT CHATEVERY SINGLE TIME
>>21953658sorry but im not doing these reps for nothing. im moving to japan and finding an OL to impregnate and raise children with in Tokyo
>>21953696wow, you just insulted 1/3rd of this thread
Ame...
>>21953658Thanks for the vote of confidence anon.....
GOING DOWN ON GURA T o T
Ame is cute
Ame is being cute.
Cute Ame laugh!
>>21953749anon... you turned them
>>21953654RisuSuper Star Ultra or Air Ride
>>21953584She already tweeted that she's got staff handling her tiktok.
Ame... this is a serious boss fight...
>>21953749>they were lesbiansBrother, this is one of the many things they say to dump you without guilt.
I hope Gura doesn't try to do the time thing on this challenge, it's so frustrating.
>>21953562I can't even lie about this. No, ladies. Not us.
>>21953685The last two bosses on dusk were great
>>21953749>the relationships just ended because they were lesbiansThis does not help your case.
OH FUCK KIRBY LOOK OUTOH GOD HE HAS HIS AIRPODS ON
KIRBY LOVE
Ame's Elden Ring looks a little weird
>>21953776>1/3rdkeep dreaming
>>21953781I believe in you
>>21953685The inability of the player to see behind themselves greatly limits what challenges you reasonably can throw at them.
>>21953749Why did you put human here?
>>21953749>human girlfriendsthe fact this needed to be specified says more than enough.
>>21953654GuraSuper star ultra probablySqueak squad and now forgotten land are pretty close tho
Have to say, the boss kinda looks like it has down syndrome or something without its helmet
Ame thinks this is an elden ring boss
>>21953526>get home>watch Kiara for an hour or so while I finish up paper work>dead hours, go to sleep>wake up, watch Ame or Gura while I cook>boot up game (Triangle Strat, ER, and now SoP)>savage reclears and in 2 weeks ultimate prog>play until it's time to go back to workI've also got to power through Rise on PC before Sunbreak comes out. I wish I was a NEET again. I miss watching the JPs regularly.
>>21953815my daughterwife cant moves on from 2018 memes...
>>21953749>human girlfriendsMASQUERADECHAMA?!
>The sword doesn't damage the bosswhat kind of game is this
>>21953767Yeah Destiny's actually done good boss fights
>>21953345I can save you. As long as you don't have kids.
>>21953749>Anon was such an awful bf he made multiple women gayKEK
>>21953749>human girlfriendsIs nobody gonna question this phrasing?
NICE GAME TODD
>>21953827>he doesn't know
>>21953612Would be interesting to get an updated version on April 21, 2022 to see the changes in a year.
>>21953833He wants to leave room for the tulpa-pilled among us
so is this guy like satan or is he just some big devil?
AME WAY ISN'T WORKING
>>21953851(un?)fortunately, not anymore
>>21953867Would be depressing
>>21953856why are you asking this ahead of 3 posts questioning his phrasing
>>21953807>>21953812>>21953796Despite what many anons think, girls are born lesbian, and no, you can't fix them with the power of the dick
>>21953845It does, she can only damage the armor during the first phase
Gura please...
>>21953845It actually did but she was attacking an already destroyed part.
>>21953856/hlg/…
>>21953749>human girlfriendskek
This is a textbook example of WHY game developers need to make fights as simple as possibleAme has quite literally misunderstood every single aspect of the fight
Gura's silent frustration is hilarious.
>>21953880w-what?
>>21953749As opposed to non-human girlfriends? WHERE DO I FIND A DARK ELF WIFE? TELL ME NOW.
>>21953847I can't either!
This boss fight isn't very threatening
>>21953562>the chkek
>>21953071Hot...Imagine the groans she's making right now.
>>21953654ReineAmazing Mirror, but Forgotten Land was really damn good.
>>21953749>some human girlfriendsehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
>>21953907>break the armor plates>boss dieshow much easier could it get
>>21953907I think we should just allow brainlets to get filtered instead of catering to them.
I need Ayamefriend
>>21953907She literally told you she's ameway'ing it
>>21953935Ame literally read the instructions BACKWARDS and thinks she just needs to break one armor peice and his body takes double damage
>>21953749>The lesbian cardbro...I'm sorry
>>21953907I'm pretty sure there's a tooltip that literally tells you how to kill the thing
>>21953878He's this one characters son that got turned into a demon after he made a deal with the demons to bring the son back to life but ended up like this.
Ame skipped one word in the explanation of the fight and now has no idea what the fuck she's doing
>>21953909Does it count if you lose your rights?
all this talk about women in /hlgg/ is starting to make me horny again...
>>21953841NTA but>spoilerdid you start the tier a bit later? im surprised you're still doing reclears instead of just chilling until ult drop
>>21953856>>21953833>>21953835>>21953846He's just trying to show how funny and quirky he can be.
>>21953887This is just you coping because a girl thought that telling you that she was gay was a better alternative to breaking up with you because she didn't like you.
>>21953884agreed. The threads still have good moments but they don't feel as much fun as they did a year ago
>>21953584Is that a good idea? It would be weird for kids to expect a certain type of content and then the few who bother to check out streams see...Mori.
>>21953852Just the human ones.
>>21953841Wait, you didn't talk about cats or make bratty comments about humans. I thought you were Ayamefriend, my bad. I'm going to face a similar situation when I start working again.
Does Gura not have death perception?
>>21953907I think its just dumb, there is no WEAKSPOT its just, hes arbitrarily invincible everywhere until you take his armor off. its iffy design
>>21953907The game spoonfeeds you instructions on how the fight works, it's the player's fault if they don't understand it
ame's actually retarded
>>21953907I spent a solid 15 minutes frantically massacre-ing all the acolytes in Rennala's room before realizing I only needed to kill the ones with the aura, kek
>>21953998>death perception
>>21953968Yup, tooltips aren't enough, Ame read the tooltip in reverse
>>21953182ame...
Ame still doesn't understand what she has to do for this boss fight...
>>21953978Full armor/weapon set completionist autism
>>21953240Well, SEAniggers are asian so
>>21953998something something Mori hate
>>21953998shark eyes of death perception
>>21953976Why? How fucked up are you?
>>21954026>ame>reading anything in game
>>21953998>jump into the lava for no reasonGuess
>>21954011Oh, it only took you 15 minutes?
>>21953998She's looking at a 2D screen, depth perception is irrelevant
>Bugged Korby mechanicsLmao Gura please
this is def more rage than ER lmao
Ame is blind
>>21953907People who are too dumb to understand "shoot at it until it dies" don't deserve to play video games.
That "fucking" was pretty good
>Gura's getting filtered by the mouthful rushGuys is she ogey
>>21953992Maybe she is self sabotaging the tiktoks to avoid having to do them.
>literally shows you what to do on the side of the screen>people think this is difficult
gura is losing it at a baby game
>>21952177>theyre millionaires>no theyre not>yes they are retard>nuh uh they're bosses are richer and you didnt know that becawse capitalismholy shit reading this thread gave me an aneursymyou're either 15 or a pseudointellectual prickgo back
guys, how do i become kirby?
I am lmaoing
You can hear the dishes when Gura bangs the table.
>ame failing a boss for babies>gura failing a challenge for babiesTHEY ARE
I find angry Gura hilarious. Please make her rage more Kirby
>>21953907https://litter.catbox.moe/1znd2r.jpg
>>21954056In ER she just went "yeah this game is too hard for me" but with Kirby she's like "I'M LOSING TO A FUCKING BABY GAME"
Gura is mad right nowT u T
My ovulating daughterwife is EXTREMELY tilted...
>>21954079like she's some kinda... baby
Gura please clean your desk of dishes and redbull....
>>21954039Not at all, I didn't do anything in particular, but it was either lose that or lose the house and car.
>>21954068This time you need to shoot at (these specific parts in sequence) though.
>>21953998Shikichama...
dishes at her desk as usual kek
>>21953985Yeah ultimately the addition of so many ENs and the gradual normalization of some splits fundamentally changed this thread forever. Nothing will be like when EVERYONE was contained in this one thread (and /hlg/)
>>21953887Either you made her realize she was a lesbian, or she knew and was just using you as a cover. If its the second case she literally never thought of you as a romantic partner. Both of these are bad nigger.
>>21954080I like how this can describe both Doom and Kirby.
Man Gura's desk slams make it seem like she's as small as a child.
>>21954102She's too deep in Kirby to give up now, Gura didn't even reach Margit
>>21954104IS IT PERIOD OR OVULATING MAKE UP YOUR MINDS
Geez can someone fuck gura so she can relax a bit.
>>21954101>checkpionts
GURA IS SEETHING SO HARD
>>21954141ITS THE SAME THING RETARD
Those rotating platforms are too much for Gura's brain...
>>21954151I'll do it
>>21953562Cringe but maybe you're right. No one will know though because I've been single since I started liking girls and now I don't care anymore, anime porn is all I need.
>getting filtered by KirbyDo women really
>>21954081I didn't say they weren't millionaresPeople are just calculating their net worth without taking into account that most of that money gets taken by their own company, the company that provides their services and the government
>YEAH PUSH ME IN A CORNERT u T
>>21954114>he chose his house and car over his kids
COME ON GURAYOU CAN DO IT
>>21953985>>21954118Even a forum has a honeymoon phase, anons. It's not actually worse. ESPECIALLY compared to post meido civil war /jp/ which is still the worst segment of our history. You're just getting jaded, with or without spoilers text.
UUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH GURAAAA
>>21954114I-I hope things work out for you.
>>21954161Period is when the blood comes out of her cunny, ovulating is when she's horny I think
Ah I get what Gura's talking about. After you fall in lava or a hole, and you keep pressing the joystick, Kirby doesn't move when he respawns, you gotta let go of the stick and then move him. It's nothing too bad, just frustrating when you forget it often.
I disrespected Ame...
CHAT HATE
>>21954161It's not at all
i used to be a teamate now im a rosebud unironically
dfgsdfg
Why is Gura so fucking retarded?
>>21954183It's a long story that technically involves /hlgg/.>>21954196Thank you anon, now that I am used goods no woman will want me.
>filtered by a children's gameI think she's a child
Gura's gonna cry...
What the fuck. I thought this game was for babies??
Gura is about to cry...
the time has come to filter the weak
>>21954211I bet you are, faggot
>>21954231Oh did you post about it before? I think I remember you
You heard her Teamates, show Ame your tummy
>>21953562"Smart but lazy" is codeword for ADHD. Niggers should just get medicated because it really does turn your life around.
>>21954118i don't miss hlg or the early days. sure the thread was addicting due to being packed and active but it was a constant shitfest the likes of which we only see on days like mori getting crunk on lean on twitter
>>21954238googoo gaagaa lol
>>21954161It really isn't. When women ovulate, it's prime fertilization time. i.e. their "risky day" like you see in so many porn games. Which is why they get so horny during these times. When girls are on their period, they can't get pregnant. (I think? It's been so long I never confirmed)
>>21953907don't worry, video games are already being dumbed down as much as possible. There was a game dev conference where they used footage of DARKSYDEPHIL playing God of War and were analyzing how this retard reacted to the placement of items in the game, this is the most blatant evidence that game developers are aware of retards and will make sure they retard proof their games more in the future.
UOH
>>21954193>ESPECIALLY compared to post meido civil war /jp/ which is still the worst segment of our historydo you mind spoonfeeding why?
I need art of Gura's kiester being kissed
>>21954259Possibly, but there's more than 1 married/divorced guy I've seen in these threads.
>>21954193No they're right, thread has gotten worse over time
I used to be a chumbud but I took arrow to the knee.
I miss my octopus destination...
>your oshi>are you a poyo boyo?
Gura is poyo boyo...
Unhinged, reeling, on the brink...
Jesus, this thread died really fast
>>21954193Yes the civil war was by far the worst /hlgg/ has ever been, but it's a fact that the nature of the thread is fundamentally changed now that splits and additional ENs exist. These are not the same conditions that were.
>>21954193>our
>>21954193I dunno man, I think it's worse
I can save the divorced men...
My Ina :)
>>21954282>>21954287as I said, post meido civil war /jp/ was absolutely the worst time possible, it's still archived you can see yourself, it's not a secret
Gura you idiot...
Y-yes Gura. I'm a poyo poyo.
>>21954301I do too....