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>>2186422THAT WAS LR?Holy fuck I knew he was pathetic but I didn't think he was THAT pathetic. But that guy is a shit taste nigger anyway who shit on Hollow Knight while also being wrong.
>>2186481https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1378519106350161922SHE'S FUCKING HERE
>>2186481
HoloMyth never happened, but I sure wish it had.
why is gura pretending to speak japanese?
>>2187048She's practicing
"Can I mount you?" -- Gawr Gura 2021
I love Ina!
I love you Gura!
POLKA ORUKA
I love Reine!!!
>>2188780Is GL finally good in Rise? I keep trying to use it and it's always just... so underwhelming especially when you get to G rank.
>>2188715Fuck I want coco to infiltrate my colon
>>2188709superchats are being extra autistic today
i rabu pieck
Thoughts?
>reviewing polka's memebased
>20 minutes>still nobody calling inWhat the fuck, I'm starting to believe the rrats
Wait a minute, if Yagoo is not real, than that means that Coco is just shitposting alone? Has she finally lost it?I can't judge after all I do that shit all the time in this cesspool
T u T
Someone please talk to Coco. She's going insane looking at horrible memes, jokes, and tier lists
Hey friend!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE ARE THE MONSTERS
>meds
is coco alright?
>>2188724H-hey.. m-me too!!!
>>2188850you can't go to what you already are anon
>this gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY
EN...call in...onegai
poor poor lancekeks
WHAT A CUTE BITCH
Well /hlgg/, how does Polka's tierlist hold up against the average reddit tierlist.
>Coco doesn't use protectionSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
so wait, did Polka make this meme?it's goodshe got it right, even the ENs, but we already knew she watches them
>>2188850Sou des net. Y****
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
COCO IS NOT OGEY
>295
God I want Coco to destroy my pelvis
>>2188843chad donation
>>2188835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9qVUY1OdT8
REMINDER: Gura will cart to the first monster
>>2188843do these people every take a second to read what they just typed. jesus..
ICH MÖCHTE ZOOMBIE ZUR PAARUNG ZWINGEN ICH MÖCHTE AN ZOOMBRAP SCHNÜFFELN ICH MÖCHTE AN IHREN NÄHTEN SCHNÜFFELN ICH MÖCHTE OLLIES VERROTTENDE FLEISCHRESTE ESSEN ICH MÖCHTE NEUE KÖRPERTEILE FÜR OLLIE FINDEN, WENN DIE ALTEN AUSEINANDERFALLEN ICH MÖCHTE OLLIE MEINE BLUTGRUPPE O+ GEBEN, DAMIT SIE DIE KÖRPERTEILTRANSPLANTATION ÜBERLEBEN KANN ICH MÖCHTE ZOOMBIE ZWINGEN MIT MIR ZU SPIELEN ICH MÖCHTE TEILE VON ZOOMBIE ABNEHMEN, DAMIT ICH IHR EIN GESCHWISTERCHEN MACHEN KANN ICH MÖCHTE OLLIE MIT EINER . 44 MAGNUM ERSCHIESSEN ICH MÖCHTE IN IHRER GALLE BADEN ICH MÖCHTE ZOMBIES ZÄHNE PUTZEN ICH MÖCHTE DAS BLUT VON ZOOMBIE ABWISCHEN UND ES TRINKEN ICH MÖCHTE, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHRER ZUNGE EINWICKELT UND MICH VERPRÜGELT ICH MÖCHTE, DASS ZOOMBIE SICH AUF MICH STÜRZT ICH MÖCHTE, DASS ZOOMBIE MIR INS OHR SCHREIT UND MICH DURCH EIN HAUS JAGT ICH WILL ZOOMBIE MIT EINEM VIRUS INFIZIEREN UND ZUSEHEN, WIE ER MUTIERT ICH WILL ZOOMBIE IN DIE RIPPEN SCHLAGEN ICH WILL VON ZOOMBIE ZERQUETSCHT WERDEN ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE AUF MEINEM GESICHT SITZT ICH WILL ZOOMBIE MIT EINEM MOLOTOW-COCKTAIL ANZÜNDEN ICH WILL EINEN AUTOALARM AUSLÖSEN, UM EINE HORDE ZOOMBIES ZU RUFEN ICH WILL EINE HORDE ZOOMBIES HERBEIRUFEN. ICH WILL ZOOMBIE-PISSE TRINKEN. ICH WILL ZOOMBIE BADEN. ICH WILL EINE STATUE FÜR ZOOMBIE ERRICHTEN. ICH WILL DIE KEULEN AUS ZOOMBIES MUSCHI FRESSEN. ICH WILL ES MIT ZOOMBIES PISSE ZEIGEN. ICH WILL SIE VERPRÜGELN, WEIL SIE EINEN ANDEREN MANN ANSIEHT. ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE LANGSAM MEINE GLIEDMASSEN MIT EINEM BLEISTIFT ENTFERNT. ICH WILL OLLIE SO HART SCHLAGEN, DASS IHRE GLIEDMASSEN ABFALLEN. ICH WILL LANGSAM IHRE NÄHTE ENTFERNEN. ICH WILL EINEN WEG SUCHEN, ZOOMBIE WIEDERZUBELEBEN. ICH WILL ZOOMBIE KLONEN UND IHRE KLONE BENUTZEN, UM DIE WELT ZU ÜBERNEHMEN. ICH MÖCHTE EINEN HAUFEN ROBOTER ERSCHAFFEN, GEGEN DIE ZOOMBIE-KLONE KÄMPFEN KÖNNEN ICH MÖCHTE ZOOMBIE IN DER MISSIONARSSTELLUNG FICKEN ICH MÖCHTE TIERISCHEN SEX MIT ZOOMBIE HABEN ICH MÖCHTE ZOOMBIE LEBENDIG BEGRABEN UND SIE DANN AUSGRABEN ICH MÖCHTE EINE FAMILIE MIT ZOOMBIE GRÜNDEN ICH MÖCHTE EIN NETTES ISLAMISCHES LEBEN MIT ZOOMBIE FÜHREN, ICH MÖCHTE ZOOMBIE MIT IHRER EIGENEN MUTTER BETRÜGEN UND ZOOMBIE ZWINGEN ZUZUSEHEN, ICH MÖCHTE ZOOMBIES HÄNDE WASCHEN, ICH MÖCHTE IHR EIN NEUES HAUS BAUEN, ICH MÖCHTE MIT ZOOMBIE DIE GRENZE ÜBERQUEREN, ICH MÖCHTE, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN ERWÜRGT, ICH MÖCHTE, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH EINEN ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN WÜRGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN WÜRGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN WÜRGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN WÜRGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN WÜRGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN WÜRGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN WÜRGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT ZOOMBIE IN DIE TURNHALLE BRINGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MEINE OHREN ISST UND DANN "ARA ARA" FLÜSTERT ICH WILL VON ZOOMBIES VERFAULTEN SCHENKELN GEWÜRGT WERDEN ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH HOCHHEBT UND AUF DEN BODEN KNALLT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE SCHREIT, WÄHREND ER SCHLAGZEUG SPIELT ICH WILL EINE APOKALYPSE ÜBERLEBEN ICH WILL POG- ICH WILL ZOOMBIE IN DEN BOSTON CRAB STECKEN UND SIE DAZU BRINGEN, ABZUKLOPFEN ICH WILL ZOOMBIE MIT ZOOMBIE EINEN DEUTSCHEN SUPLEX MACHEN ICH WILL ZOOMBIE VON EINEM 8-STÖCKIGEN GEBÄUDE AUF EINEN BRENNENDEN TISCH WERFEN ICH WILL EINEN WURM AUS ZOOMBIES ARSCHLOCH ESSEN ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MEIN GEHIRN UND MEINEN SCHWANZ ISST, DAMIT ICH KOOMBIE KANN
>>2188852Fubuki CUTE
>>2188850>going
These are funny memes right
fucking love this bitchsimple as
>>2188853No first she needs to gather some herbs
>>2188837I want to infiltrate her anus with my american cock
Hololive & Mamashttps://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1378363939818512384https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1378365003414138881https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1378365843470381056https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1378362132371177485https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1378368733169655810https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1378477784528392196https://twitter.com/y_k_sme/status/1378362094110658561https://twitter.com/nab0i/status/1378380802388467714https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1378388042293997569https://twitter.com/yukokuroberu/status/1378390958643900416https://twitter.com/daidoushinove/status/1378391420021567496https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1378419632499879936https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1378486214391590913https://twitter.com/ayamy_garubinu/status/1378487850992209922Non-Hololive https://twitter.com/tuyoki/status/1378364435052527616https://twitter.com/haruka_karibu/status/1378363347196735488https://twitter.com/Ririsya_music/status/1378374419089825795https://twitter.com/_omocat/status/1378374551533363201https://twitter.com/Fra_BGV/status/1378384556517060609https://twitter.com/Ci_BGV/status/1378375663711744001https://twitter.com/zentreya/status/1378398492566097925https://twitter.com/LichVtuber/status/1378363443602993157https://twitter.com/_Silvervale_/status/1378399719731388419https://twitter.com/NyanNyanners/status/1378423357729697794
I WANT TO FUCK COCO SO FUCKING BAD
>>2188812>made by polkaoh the ironing
I'm gonna say it.Inuko's sister should have been involved in the series since the beginning!
You know, if Gura stops doing SC readings I wont hold it against her after this stream.
>>2188843Probably an actual kid.
>>2188863https://youtu.be/h-ckmPDryus
>>2188843Somebody show this to the Batman Chumbud
Coco really isn't letting even a second of dead air in though, respect.
>>2188880Vete a la mierda, Manuel.
Hey look it's the first funny reddit meme ever on meme review!
ITS LIKE MINECRAFT
>like minecraft but anime
i go to make a cup of coffee and come back to an archived thread with FIVE wasted image slots
MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT
>MINECRAFT
>>2188845Call in on who?
>>2188843Honestly? Pretty based.
>>2188847Her original meme reviews were solo, she only turned them into collabs when other holos wanted to join in.
>Coco doesn't know about glass screen protectorsShe must still be using the same phone from 8 years ago
>>2188888wasted
>>2188843based. im thinking of donating with the same message, but with an aka
How long was Kanata streaming Jump KIng last night? Will she be awake to give Coco a pity call?
Has there been a game Gura HASN'T said, "It's like Minecraft!" about?
>>2188835It's fucking great. Just stay away from Normal, it's worse than Long in every way
NO GURA IT IS FUCKING NOT LIKE MINECRAFT
MINE DIAMONDS
>>2188886b-based
>>2188867She actually watches streams
COCOCK
>>2188843I want to do that, but fuch that faggot
>>2188850Coco is not ogey
>>2188886b-basiert...
>>2188867It's still a tier list and thus inherently unfunny but it is at least accurate because Polka's not a dumb clipnigger which is usually the more irksome part.
Based clussy meme.
>>2188863https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2pagRsP6V8
LS/LC/BW/LBG/IG fags are all retarded and should be kicked out of the lobby as soon as possible y/n?
Coco is a snitch!? Get her, chinks!
>>2188853Got to do your gathering quests first
>>2188724I love Ina too!
Gura is really talking consistently about exercising. I'm just wondering how much weight she lost by now.
why is yagoo so based? telling coco to go fuck herself
Tatsunoko save her.....
Gura you keep complaining about it but you don't have to read every tutorial out loud just skim it holy shit
>Mmm, yes. Another lovely fat cat post for my collection!
[STRANGE NEWS]KFP's upper management is infiltrated by Aki fans!
Kanata exposed live on stream
This picture but Gura
>>2188963>Gura>Having any weight to lose
I haven't use a screen protector in like 5 years and never had a cracked screen...I do use a case though
>>2188878Imagine her tail slapping your face every time you slam into her
>>2188878>imagining that atomic drop shattering my pelvic bones
>>2188886Based
>>2188955Anybody that doesn't kick a LS user is new to the game or a ranged user
Does this game even have monster hunting?
>>2188873she made this the day before
>>2188850This is Cover's fault. We could have had Asacoco 1.0
>>2188930Yes, there are some games that are like Skyrim instead.
>>2188968Why does Anya have a perpetually ogey face?
What do you think of Polka memes?
>>2188843>sans profile pic>edgy textWhy do kids use their parent's money on this?
>>2188894>numberfagging happy birthday wishesWhy the fuck are deadbeats like this?
>>2188970>They're numberfagging Aki
>>2188963Gura's more jacked than 90% of the members on this board.
>>2188955fagget
I don't get the joke, what did polka mean by this
>>2188980Bro, thats a pussy.
>>2188963She building stamina to be able to dance and sing.
POLKA HATE
Watching the tiny shark Gura wield the weapon that's 4x larger than her as she uses her Great White Shark Sword in order to smash the shit out of monsters in Monster Hunter Rise.While Coco has invited the REAL YAGOO over to her reddit meme review and has already made him say fuck you multiple times, (Coco please stop this is actually painful.)While it's everyone's favorite part of Noel's Nioh stream, the part were Noel faces a boss over and over again until she uses her strongest power, Brute Retard Force to beat the boss.While in 30 minutes we will once again witness the death of a baby, as Luna is here to get some RFA reps in.So friends, where we at?
Polka's tier-list is the most accurate there will ever be in Shitpost Review
>>2188895S-sauce?
Attention Cover employee monitoring this thread:Please get chat moderators for Gura. Thank you.
>>2188985They stopped tripping during worlds because they're unfun faggots.
>>2188963She is bloatmaxxing
>>2188963She has a delicious 6 pack at this point
>>2188980ABAYO NIGGA BAIIIII
thicc catt
>>2188955LBG chads are cool and have big cocks
>>2188980MODS
>>2188843WHY
>>2188894Imagine living your life like this
>if you have problems with it blame PolkaGuys... is she here?
>>2188973She's starting to give up on the tutorials.
>she's becoming a chungoosu
a chungusus?chungusus.... chunguSUS!!!!
>>2189020
>>2188955>LC>BWAnon...
>>2188997she gives rbc too much credit
>>2188852We are NOT friends!
Reminder:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpSLiHAYe7k
IT'S OVER /HLGG/REDDIT HAS CLAIMED YOUR BELOVED CLUSSY
>OH NO SHE'S BECOMING A REDDITOR
>>2188970You aight, kfp
How is Great Girros doing with Rise so far? I had to step away from things for a bit.
>>2189009Ina...
TOO MUCH TUTORIAL CAPCOM. WHERE IS THE MONSTER????
>worldhere's a bunch of tutorials, you can read em or not, i dont give a shit lmaoanyways, while we're on this quest ill teach you some stuff while you get your feet wet>rise>approaching 2 hours in STOP HELLO THERE HUNTER WHAT A LOVELY DAYTHIS IS CALLED A MENUPLEASE CONSUME THE VERIFICATION DANGO BEFORE CONTINUING
>>2188955You forgot charge blade faggots that spam the u- elemetal burst every single change they get.
>Polka is a chungus?!
>>2189012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsV-EJmbvr8&t=1900s
This Coco stream is literally schizophrenia and it's making me fucking insane.
>>2188997Far more accurate than reddit.. actually impressive.
>OH NO Polka is becoming a redditniggerC...Coco-chama?
>>2189009Here, Ayamefriend.
This episode is strangely enjoyable just for the shitty sound board
>>2189022rangecucks ruined monster hunter
>>2188997I love that she used their discord picture
>>2189005When you place a screen protector on your phone and you get air bubbles and have to replace the protector.
these image macroswhat decade is it
I like this one.
>fucking harambe in 2021 Jesus fucke n christ reddit please find some fucken humor
Ancient meme format holy shit. Was popular on /b/ in like 2008
>>2189005Air bubbles
>>2186536Sure, I'm sure they were typing that in the chat and not here lol.
>>2188835yes; i was disappointed at first they got rid of the way wyrmstake working in Iceborne, but the new one on Wide is fucking fantastic. it hits like a truck, fires faster from charge shelling, and does stun damage
>>2189027HAHAHAHAHA
>>2189009Right here Ayamefriend!Watching Coco's further descent into madness as no one calls in while also watching Gura finally play the fucking tutorial and Noel finally reaches a boss that she'll fight for the next 3 hours!
>>2189005as in air bubbles under the screen/screen protector
>>2189009Right here, Ayamebro! Watching Gura try to understand all this info dropping while Coco loses her psyche Seriously, Coco. it's time to stop
>>2188933Welp, time to go back to the old friend, then. I loved it in P3rd, but every game I've tried it in it always felt lackluster compared to other weapons.>>2188881I'm leaving on a jet plane...
>>2188843the real schizos were the "normal"fags all along....
>>2189005Bubbles forming under the screen protector I would guess.
>>2188843Based shark hunter
>>2189027kek
JWU why is Gura on the first tutorial if the stream says 70 minutes? What happened?
>>2189005When you try to apply a screen protector, air bubbles can get trapped under and ruin everything.
>>2189002jesus...
>>2186481Two flat chests pressing against each other...
>>2189027fucking kek
advice animal fusion with kanata milk ape...wow
>>2189005She's talking about getting an air bubble stuck under the screen protector when you're applying it.
>>2189009right here!
Can we go back to playing Luigi's Mansion instead?
>>2189039yes kiara i gave you another view in one of your mv you can stop now
Is it me or are the memes funnier on average this time around? Did she put extra effort into this one?
>Harambe memewhat year is it
>>2188997>No-one offensively out of placeIt's like she watches streams or something
>>2188985Get flinch free or get out of my way bicth
>>2189027never gets old
>>2188878SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO SEX WITH COCO
>>2189027take off her cloooothes
>>2189051world still had an annoying unskippable tutorial and cutscenes thoughmodern gaming is a fucking blight
>she thinks she's eating bonesretarded or shit graphics?
>>2188966hnngh fertile aged dragon
Anya is hungry
>>2188969Based.
>>2189027I need someone to read the message with this music playing.
Luna, please call your genmate...
tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial tutorial
Is Coco ogey?
>>2189051Please undastand, zoomers have adhd
Dicks out for ppt
COCO IS SOMEONE I WANNA FUCK
yuru camp s2 is boring as fuckive skipped all the watchalongs
>>2189050Gura is retarded so she needs it
>>2188955HBG assholes that spam mortar when the mosnter is sleeping should also be promptly kicked
Coco has schizophrenia on par with our local schizos
I think YAGOO is best boss if he let his employees do this stuff
>pekora
What is /hlgg/'s thoughts on Gura's silky smooth, well groomed, high arched, fragrant, slightly sweaty, and salty tasting feet?
Current Monster Hunter Weapon ListWatame: Dual BladesAqua: LongswordMarine: Hunting HornLamy: GreatswordMiko: HammerLuna: HammerKanata: LongswordFubuki: Eternal SwitchaxerAki: GunlanceMio: Hunting Horn/LBGCoco: HammerIna: Hunting HornPolka: Hunting HornSuisei: Dual BladesReine: Dual BladesAyame: LongswordMatsuri: Sword and ShieldRushia: Character CreatorAnya: Dual Blades (?)Noel: HammerIofi: BaguetteGura: GreatswordShion: LongswordAstel: Charge BladeOga: GreatswordAruran: Baguette/LBGMiyabi: Dual BladesShien: GunlanceTemma: LongswordRoberu: SwitchaxeIzuru: SwitchaxeRikka: Hunting HornStill no Lance, Bow or HBG users. The list of Holos are running out. Roboco's going to start playing soon so maybe one of you will get picked but knowing Roboco she'll probably go Hammer or LBG.
>>2189111Based
>>2189103Prehistoric memes are still better than the usual Reddit shit.
>>2189102The brainwashing didn't work...
>Pants on headDon't post that audtion tape
>>2188980Please stop making me horny for CocoI don't want to maturate to the meme dragon
>>2189130No anon it's not boring it's COMFY
>>2189118the initial "yes" tickles my brain something fancy
>>2189130Shut up ika
> Kiara and Ame are awake and not streaming> Still don't call into CocoSome unity you fucking bitches.....
>>2189145lick
>>2189139rrat: coco is one of our local schizos
IT'S HER
Is it actually him bros...
>>2189128lol I got Coco to say dicks out for Harambe back in asacoco 2.0 or 3.0
>>2189039>Hinotori beaten to the million by Pop on Rocks>Heart challenger beaten to the million views by fucking Moona's original songHow does Kiara keep losing so badly? I thought singing was her main talent, but she can't beat an ame meme and her indog rival
>>2189106I mean she actually knows them IRL so if anything, it's the most accurate.
>>2189110DELETE THIS
>>2189027manuel que verga haces hermano
>>2189131she is not gonna remember it so its useless
>>2189165FUCK NO
HOLY SHIT A MONSTER
>>2189110
ONE AND A HALF HOURS INTHE FIRST MONSTER
>>2189041>>2189042she's just trying to reach out to her overseas fansit's not her fault, she doesn't know any better
>>2189130Retard
>>2189153What are you gay?
>>2189001good
when does it begin
>>2189103Other than the Polka one, they're honestly worse. It just seems funnier because Coco is totally carrying this stream.
>>2188955what about HH that just sit on a corner and keep playing the same atk+ song over and over again?
>started streaming 90 minutes ago>about to hit a bad guy for the first time
>>2189165ahh...
>>2189111HYPER BASED
oh god gura is about to be filtered by the tutorial battle, isn't she?
>>2189165FUCK YOU I HAD FINALLY MANAGED TO PURGE IT
>>2189160What makes you think they're on Coco's discord invitation link?
>>2189166
>>2189192NOW
>>2189192At the end of the stream.
GUITAR RIFF
>>2189146That's it, Festival is my oshi now
>>2188970Damn, Aki's MV doesn't even have 10k views?
>>2189165I legit have an orange woman bad reaction at the sight of this, let alone the fucking audio
>>2189154No it actually is boring. S1 was great, this one is just awful. >>2189130I actually saw all the watchalongs until this one, but I really can't sit through this.
>>2188894COME ON SUISEI PICK UP THE PHONE
I genuinely feel bad for coco now, is she waiting someone to call her now?
>>2189153You will jack off to the meme dragon and you will like it
>>2189166Is this from the asmr stream?
>>2189027JESAS
>>2189154s1 was okay but s2 is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Does anyone have the old /v/ image of that guy quitting a psp monster hunter?We're about to see that shit in real-time
>>2189130I'm listening to Ina while the episode is muted. Show is honestly trash compared to S1 but it's cute hearing Ina talk about random things.
Pekora is the may may girl
>>2189160Good.
>>2189009Right here ayamefriend! Watching coco talk to herself while doing a meme review
>>2189146Lancebros....
>>2189055Thank you
Why doesn't Gura just lock on to the monsters?
>>2188894nabi mama knows calli is a dorknabi mama LOVE
>>2189051World's key quests are a fucking nightmare of tedium and padding, I'll take an hour or so of annoying pop ups over that any day.
>>2189118I'll give her a cookie and a ginger drink
This game is boring. I hope Gura will drop it after this stream. it's like metroid shit all over again I hate you g*mer faggots so fucking much. At this rate you will eventually ask her to play some isometric RPG/paradox game or something. >"It's a classic">"Mah mastalgia"You disgust me. Literally any contact that Gura can do is better than this trash.
>>2189172bad taste in ame's case, as for moona, her song is just better
>>2189166Japanese Shadman Gura...
IMAGINE GETTING RAMMED WITH COCO'S COCOCK
Thoughts?https://files.catbox.moe/j7742n.jpg
>>2184278>>2182228>>2182325KNEEL
>>2189165>make a soundpostOI NIGGER
Oh no she noticed the poem
>>2189215100k*
>>2189146>Rushia: Character Creatormy sides
>>2189238I don't think you can lock small monsters
>>2189245watch orange dragon instead
>>2188843BASED
Is there any holo mascot / fandom icon that is more frequently used than the takodachi? Ina always includes a takodachi is pretty much everything she does and its adorable.
Will someone even call Coco? I feel kinda bad for her now.
gura thanked the SC that shit on the 30 SC poem
>>2189009Right here!
>>2189216>loud guitar riff
wtf was that moan
Gura's making fun of my receding hairline again......................
>>2189146>Reine is my oshi>went for dual bladesI'm not okay
>>2189146mio was using lightbowgun.
based
>>2189146Gura says she wants to try them all, so there is a chance she never uses the gs again
>>2189245sounds like you're the faggot since Gura loved playing Super Metroid
You guys are members, right? Moona is actually fucking incredible. I hate to say it, but she's pulling me away from Ame. Everything about her is 10/10. Her voice, just the way she talks, don't even have to mention her singing. How does this girl not have a million subscribers yet
>>2189146based rushia
>>2189145You won't trick me, I know you don't actually like feet
>>2188997ive only heard Nene say fuck once or twice. funny seeing her in the same category as the reddit dragon and swearing chicken, but also somehow accurate
>>2189238>locking onhello DS-babby
>>2189160>ame is awake
>>2189238Lock on is very unnecessary in Monster Hunter, mainly because you need to focus on specific parts of the monster
>>2189039>Already beaten by the cover neither Matsuri nor Gura shillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ys9IS5r9yAOh no, KFP...your "reps". I fear not the autist that has heard his oshi's song 100000 times, but the one that's only heard it once...
>>2189172>singing was her main talentshe said she was shit at singing in her debut. She gave up on singing. Why would you think this?
>>2189146Sasuga Friend
The reason why Gura can play the PS4 on her TV without lag is because she GoXLR manual tells her to use the optical out to get audio from the passthrough but she's too much a shorgk to apply that to the 3.5mm line out on her monitor or the Switch.
>>2189253Cute tummy
>>2189281Most JPs are asleep right now
>>2189238...you can lock on?
>>2188999>>2189028absolutely seething teamates
FAT CAT MEME
ARE (you) thinning?
Fat cat spotted.
>>2189146FUCK EVERYONEBOW IS BEST
>>2189245Metroid was one of her best game streams you sperg
>>2189292Fucking based.
>>2189165This shit always shows up when I begin to forget about it.
>>2189245take your adderall
>>2189285
>>2189292Gura ignored the 30 superchats and mentioned this one. Pretty based
>>2189165What do you mean OPSEC?
>>2189295t. Moona
>>2189291Mio uses HH when Solo Hunting and LBG when multiplayer hunting either with Hololive or with Miofas. Same with Pizza Dad.
>>2189292incredibly based
>>2189250I already do
>>2189324yeah a bit. I've got fin but i can't seem to remember to consistently take my meds
>>2189130This season is pretty lame compared to the first one, but I can't be missing my dose of Ina, so I just leave the episodes in the background and focus on her
That's my cat! My cat is on the telly!
>>2189153
>>2189146>not a single IGIG bros...
Are NPC w*jaks even allowed on reddit?
>>2189072>>2189074>>2189070some subreddit did an april fools thing where you could only post memes in the style of the previous decade, i think thats what it was and it just spread
>>2189282based.
>>2189253
>>2189119>>2189137>>2189181There are 3 fatcat posters amogus.
The JP girls don't make fun of their fanbases like that...It's not really apparent that my hair is thinning, by the way.
>>2189279Korone's fan stand-in is used much more often in the streams, where she'll sleep with it, punch it in the face for acting up, put it in prison for being too lewd during the stream, etc.
>>2189215Iadore Aki and the original songs she (really) made like Shallys and Nekoze Punch.But her new original is so painfully average idolshit, that I couldn't watch more than once. This is why you don't forfeit the creative process
>>2189289Her chat convinced her it's a beginner weapon
How long until Gura fights an actual monster?
>>2189292Fuck off pants
>>2189352There are no French holos
FINALLY GURA CAN PLAY THE GAME.
>people complaining about Rise's tutorial>so new they don't remember being forced to gather mushrooms in 3U and 4URise's tutorial is a fucking blessing. in comparison.
Wow. She sure hunted those monsters good huh?
Yay
>>2189352>Iofi: Baguette
>>2189146>Lamy, Gura and Oga are all chadsSasuga
>she thinks the tutorial is over
>94 MINUTES>Shes just finished her FIRST hunt
>>2189250https://files.catbox.moe/rkw2j4.mp4
>>2189279korones listener
>>2189119>>2189137>>2189181
Ina...
> that moanHOLY FUCK IM GONA UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
>>2189352I know nobody remember Iofi due to her indie status but she actually is a Hololive member...
>playing greatsword WHILE PLAYING DIRECTLY THROUGH OBSOkay you guys might be right she might quit because that sounds miserable even to me
>>2189397
Ina..
>>2189027jej
>>2189273nah
>>2189295Shut the fuck up treerat
>>2189329Its boring
>>2189172Heart Challenger is very hit or miss. The MV is great but the song isn't anything to write home about. Too cutesy for my tastes desu. Moona's first song is really nice and soothing. Also I guess you can count the fact that it got fucked the time she got full shadowbanned.t. kfp
>>2189338is this digibro's wife? , the origin of THAT video
DUDE THEY'RE, LIKE, FLAT! XDD
>>2189295Fuck off indog
>>2189253Rape
>>2189402Just you wait until she gets more comfortable with ASMR
>check in on gura>she didnt take the shitoh no
>>2189324not really thinning yet, but my hairline is receding.I'm not even 30 yet, damn my shitty genes
>>2188966>>2188980I shall sacrifice myself to quench the thirst in this dragon's loins. Do not weep for me, but remember me as a warrior to the end.
>selling the dungGura... this pains me... that's one of the most useful materials...
PLEASE SOMEONE!!! CALL COCO!! ONEGAIIIIII!!!!!
>>2189405Whats wrong with great swords
god damn this girl is dumb
Gura is just pretending to be bad at Monster Hunter. Gura solo'd MHFU and MH4U. She's just pretending to be dumb.
>Forgot 2022 is next year
>>2189338kiara dox?
i closed the stream. i don't think i can do it anymore, chumbuds. i just can't stand her anymore. what happened to gura?
Fuck the takofaggots that need a 5 minute break.
>>2189001Based honestly
>can't even press the take all buttonThey should've included that in the tutorial too
>>2189420>spoilernot anymore
>>2189245Don't you have emotes to spam in chat?
Oh thank god she’s going to get a splitter
>Pettan joke>Double pettan joke
>>2189130That's part of it
>>2189436They're slow, which makes you open to everything
Are dung pods even that useful with all the wyvern riding?
>>2189227It's from one of the "ASMR training arc" streams from before she got the 3Dio.It genuinely had some moments which gave me way better tingles than the actual 3Dio stream and I hope her next ASMR stream is closer to that.
yes gura pls, fucking get a splitter already
BASED YAGOO
Why does she need a splitter? Don't most capture cards have a second output already?
>>2189324No I'm 26 soon and I'm a hairy fuck
>>2189377I like Reine but she listen to chat too much, though I can't really complain because knowing her she would just stay the whole game fishing instead of actually going and actually hunting monsters I guess.
>>2189398>>2189370Ah, you're totally right.
>people throwing money to beg gura to fix her setupPlease gura, noone else does it like this for a reason...
>>2189438Are you frustrated?
>>2189385>tri's tutorial>it's the monster guts episode
>splitter memecant wait for even more tech problems because of tangling!JUST GET A FUCKING GOOD CAPTURE CARDIT'S LITERALLY YOUR JOB
COCO LOVES ME
>>2189444No.
>>2189388>>2189403Fuck I'm blind, sorry friends
Lancebros... Who is left to save us?
>>2189352We had Ina, but those filthy dongblowers stole her away from us.
>>2189245Go back
>>2189245lmao so I guess you didnt watch the metroid stream
>>2189460based
>all these retards watching GURA for competent gameplayfucking morons GET OUT
She's going to forget to buy a splitter after this stream. Reminder that Cover is a tech company.
>>2189436nothingit's the fact she's playing with a shit ton of lag by playing through her OBS window
>>2189295Her model is too static for my tastes.
>35 minutes with no callShe could have advertised it better, but still...
can't she just use passthrough
>>2189435not in Rise it isn't.
>Aloelet it go already
>>2189473Based
I'm doing my body reps,How's Gura's stream, is she enjoying Rise?
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>2189385Pretty much every MH up til world had the first 5-ish quests gathering random shit and hunting a handful of smallfry. On top of tutorials for other village features. Also this motherfucker>>2189480CEASE, I'M GETTING FLASHBACKS
>>2189245Sauce on the artist?
>>2189460>she actually read itnow will she follow through is the real question
ANOTHER TIER LIST AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>2189487Why would you want to watch someone play lance?
Ina's sadder than usual today
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA RUSHIA FLAT CHEST RUSHIA FLAT CHEST RUSHIA FLAT CHEST RUSHIA FLAT CHEST RUSHIA FLAT CHEST RUSHIA FLAT CHEST RUSHIA FLAT CHEST RUSHIA FLAT CHEST RUSHIA FLAT CHEST RUSHIA FLAT CHEST RUSHIA FLAT CHEST RUSHIA FLAT CHEST RUSHIA FLAT WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL SUISEI FLAT CHEST SUISEI FLAT CHEST SUISEI FLAT CHEST RUSHIA FLAT CHEST SUISEI FLAT CHEST SUISEI FLAT CHEST SUISEI FLAT CHEST SUISEI FLAT CHEST SUISEI FLAT CHEST SUISEI FLAT CHEST SUISEI FLAT CHEST SUISEI FLAT CHEST SUISEI FLAT CHEST SUISEI FLAT CHEST HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
What the fuck, I left to make dinner and gura JUST finished the tutorial quest? How the fuck did it take her 30 minutes?
>>2189460You'd think she already prepared something after her Project DIVA stream
>>2189460He is, unfortunately Gura is dum and has already forgotten the advice.
>>2189165What the fuck is this? Who is this person?
i think there is a race to see who DuDuL pick to do another animation... it's kinda sad.
>>2189492more like newfags and visitors
>>2189316I believe this
WHO THE FUCK TOLD INA TO CHANGE BACK
>>2189394the first actual monster is going to take her another 30 minutes to get to
IT'S CHARGE BLADE TIME.
Why won't they stop including Aloe? Jesus Christ
Mel, Choco and Aki....
>pettan meme
>>2189336kek my exact reaction
>>2189027my sides
>>2189500Hey at least she has Yagoo with her.
Is Ina ogey...?
>>2189121Fucking DONEhttps://voca.ro/12eZ4B9dBf4B
>>2189238You have to enable a lock on camera in the options but also it gets in the way a little more than you expect.
Which game has the best tutorial mission? For me it's still World
I don't like Hololive
ATTENTION, SHE SWITCHED TO CHARGE BLADECB BEGGERS GET IN
>>2189478>noone else does it like this for a reason..ame...
>>2189512She won't. She's already read comments about a splitter back with Taiko and Project DIVA. Nothing changed.
Poor fucking yagoo
>>2189512this is not a question. She absolutely will not.
>>2189519LE YAGOO'S DREAAAAAMMMMMM
>>2189245>footfag's a shittercan't say I'm surprised.
>36 minutes into the call-in stream>No one's called inCoco....
OH NO NO GS BROS
>>2189536Reddit inside meme at this point
>>2189273I want to watch Gura>>2189294>>2189330She loved it so much that she droped it after the first stream. Gura says that she "loves" it because she doesn't want to deal with gamer autism that will occur if she says the truth about your garbage game.
PETTAN MEME FUNNY. LAUGH. NOW.
>>2189468The SC mentioned a passthrough but we can't tell if that's what caused her issues in the first place.
>gura makes so much sexual innuendo anons don't even bother mentioning it anymore Sasuga...
> Coco doesn't even have a guest> Just talking to herself like a crazy person> Still beats the " face of Hololive" Whys Gura lost so much steam?
>>2189480> monster gutsWhat the FUCK was capcom thinking with Tri
>>2189501If she does it increases the chance of Gura doxxing herself by .3%
>>2189500Management secretly moved Coco to a channel where nobody else can join
>Gura using charge bladeHow long will it take for her to learn how to charge the shield?
>>2189553if she sticks with it after this mission i'll give her the akasupa i said I would
>CBI'm unsubscribing.
>>2189245>>2189479
>>2189324Nope, which I consider very lucky since my dad started going bald at 20.
>>2189250>ywn be a small cute little angel with a penis half the length of your height and enough strength to lift Coco despite your size difference, and ram her and cum gallons inside her pussy and anus after you've hugged her during one of her weak momentsI WANT TO FUCKING DIE
GIANT SMALL INA
>>2189523She's just too technologically dumb to even know what it does because the manual doesn't cover how to use it with her setup.
I'M FUCKING SICK OF THE DANGO SEQUENCE FUCK
I want to punch the dango lady in her stupid fucking dango face
>>2189460>gura fucks up on purpose to bait tech support SCsbased greedy bitch
>how do you say yeet in Japanese
>>2189550b-based?
WAH!
YEET
Ina is more depressed than usual today...
>>2189579>You have to quote the stream word by wordNah I'm enjoying my oshi
>>2189324No I'm a fucking ojisan and both my younger brothers are thinning but I still have my hair.
>She switched to Charge BladeShe will abandon this
>>2189420No that's the gunt's girlfriend.
>>2189580needs more orange
>>2189446It gives us more time with Ina, so I'm fine with it.
>>2189487lance sucks bro, the game play would be just poke poke poke charge. Gunlance is way better. t.bow user
Ina is being incredibly cute this stream
WAH
>>2189555I'm not sure how Ame does it, but I don't think she has to move her model out of the way to read the interface like Gura keeps doing.
>>2189580Coco's meme show is lowest common denominator shit
>>2189367It could just be one. Onigiriyaa have a history of samefagging. You will never know.
>Polka's DeepL translated tier list was better than reddit'show.
>>2189500What the fuck with JP and not attending unplanned totsu? I swear if it's unplanned, every JP fucking disappear
POI>YEET
>>2189585Not happening today.
>>2189550
chargeblade yikes
>>2189550BASED
>>2189585She won't ever charge it.
>>2189527Your oshi from another timeline. Unfortunately in this timeline she didn't make it and you will never know what you've lost.
>>2189550Based
>Charge BladeGura holy fuck, you need 3x more blaincells than you currently have for that
>>2189527The Final Yab
>CBthere is no way gooruh is using charge blade effectively, even I fuck up the inputs from time to time
>>2189641>lost
>>2189557She doesn't need a splitter, she just needs to use the passthrough port.
>>2189552Freedom 2 had you run into a Tigrex during the tutorial if I remember right kek
>>2189618Gunlance is the superior lance in every way
>>2189487Who the fuck wants to watch lance gameplay?
>>2189505Still in the tutorial
>>2189550based
>>2189627eleven autism pls andastand
There is no wings insight, what happened to him?
How's the CB in Rise? Is it still SAED spam or did they up the IQ needed to play CB?
I-Ina is demanding my snacks.
>>2189027>>2189550I want Gura to watch the recent reboots of Halloween for shits and giggles. (Yes the Rob Zombie ver. too)
Ina's being especially more cute tonight
>it's another fubuki's a cat jokeit's all so tiresome
>>2189625>content creator creates superior contenthown't?
>>2189480>>2189508>>2189581>Think it's bad in triTry piscine livers from cephelos in the original
I'm gonna say it, Dango is overrated as fuck it's literally japanese sugar ''flour'' balls.
I love Monster Hunter but jesus christ I forgot how fucking dull starting off is. I guess I got used to dodging 2-3 monsters in my clownsuit while my teammates cart and a thousand pings are going off.
>>2189618This would be a good bait if I didn't know how Lance, GL, and Bow are played.
>>2189627Nippon autism
>>2189652CB is so fucking easy with the silkbind block, its insane.
>>2189573>Gura says that she "loves" it because she doesn't want to deal with gamer autism that will occur if she says the truth about your garbage game.anyone who watches her pricunny stream knows gura absolutely can't fake enjoying something
>>2189596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbCyDYZujXA
Coco is just laughing by herself...
>>2189487Our time will come Lancechad, but not today...
>>2189385I remember MH1. I remember my first online Lao hunt. I had no idea what was happening... I saw a button so I pressed it... The dragonator popped up, everyone else in the mission called me a retard and left, and I failed the mission...
>>2189681This
Attention: Ina is cute.
>>2189510https://saucenao.com/>>2189561>>2189490>>2189455Retarded gamer faggots.
>notice an account commenting a nonsensical word salad>Account suddenly changes identities a dozen times in 5 secondsWhy it to be subtle, Zhang.
>>2189678no one is overrating dango nigger
>>2189641What timeline?
>>2189527Ignorance is bliss, Anon.
>>2189625She knows the girls better than people who don't watch streams
>>2189681What does cart mean
Ame's burping butthole.
>>2189693She's just like me...
so monhunfags, when does this game stop being shit?
>>2189618Yeah lance makes the game easy.
How was Gura monster hunter, just tuned in is she any good at it? Does she like the game?
>>2189667Uh... neither.
Feels like the redditor just gave up near the end.
>Went with the charge blade>Playing with delayThis isn't even sufferkino, its just suffering.
>>2189552World IS the best tutorial, fuck I'm remembering the hell on earth that it was 4U's
Baa~
why is this meme review so much more painful than all of the others
>>2189573You sound like you're seething that Gura enjoyed the game. She went 2 extra hours then she intended but yeah she "hated" it.
>>2189500Only just realized its a totsumachi. The English title doesn't really say anything about that.
Ah yes, the "out of ideas so make up fake joke tiers based on my shallow impressions" section of the meme
salman
I'M NOT FAT TAKODACHI
>>2189580>unga bunga>me wonder why gura no numbers but gura used have big numbers>maniest subscribers, not maniest viewer>why such?
>>2189675FBK thinks so herself, she even told people to fuck off with that joke.
>some fucker told me to watch orange dragon instead of gura>all this stale memes kek
>>2189487why would anyone want to willingly play lance
WHY ARE YOU WATCHING BORING MHR WHEN YOU COULD BE WATCHING YOUR FAVORITE BITCH INSTEAD
>she's never used charge blade before>chat, is it a close or long range weapon?Bros... This isn't going to go well, isn't it...
>she climbs down every timeShe’s so dumb I love her
I'm not fat bros..
Gura just became a Charge Blade main. How does that make you feel?
>never seen a charge blade beforeher last game was definitely MH3U on the 3DS
>>2189693Now you know why she is Ame's favorite.
>>2189714hot
Charge Blade chads rise up.
Run DB goorah, makes for more entertaining gameplay as it's highly reactive and you won't get bored with numbers popping up all over your screen.
>sub 25koh no, chumbuds.. is it over?
>>2189712In-game secret racing minigame you unlock by standing near Plesioth
at the end the real YAGOO is going to call, mark my words /vt/
>>2189380Isn't that just dry humping?
>>2189667Might be even more braindead since you can spam the guard silkbind and fill up phials for free
GUYS SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CARVE YET
>>2189681If you've played Monster Hunter before and you know what you're doing, you can speed through the start of all the games pretty quicklyGura however hasn't played in a long time and is also dumb
>>2189712Just a term for when the monster kills you and send you back to your hut.
Luna is the best player in Hololive and says the CB was too hard for her to use
The more things change, the more they stay the same
>>2189712dying. You can only cart 3 times total before you fail the mission.
I would kneel to Reddit Dragon if this tier list has the CEO of SEX
>>2189708The worst one
>>2189757I love it
>>2189618>t.bow user>Slide >Shoot>Slide>Shoot>Slide >ShootWOW such deep and engaging gameplay!
>tries chargeblade>immediately loves itI'm enjoying this
>>2189693She's lost it, she knows she can kill, the truth is just beyond the gate...
>no 座長Polka....
>>2189681Salut !Je suis monté !Pardon...Pardon...
>>2189712lose all your health, get knocked out and sent back to camp.
>She likes the Charge Blade more than the Great SwordGSbros we got too cocky...
Wow, another tier list! How hilarious and fresh, Coco!
Gura treating small monsters like real monsters cute
>>2189777KNEEL
>>2189802Blindchama...
>>2189550Based, if i could i would post the soundpost version
So what's the deal with charged blade for somebody who never played MH?
>>2189781>people saying sage like its a fucking downvote or somethinggod I do not miss that part of old 4chan
near the end of the stream coco is going to turn schizo....
>>2189770>PlesiothAWAY!
i don't play this, explain the charge blade.
chinks are waking up, I'm seeing more spam
>>2189781>how do i estuswill dark souls ever stop living rent free in monhunfag minds
>>2189807JE SUIS MONET
>>2189757>mainGura will change weapon just like she changes house on MinecraftAnd ofc never learn one properly at all.
>>2189806
>>2189691Jesus chirst
Switchaxe IS better than Chargeblade though.
>>2189781I still remember trying to take on the Tigrex in that mission
>Ina's going to be playing Minecraft
>>2189740>bra visible through shirt
>>2189557>>2189654The problem is even with the splitter, she needs to know how to get the audio back to the GoXLR. There's a couple of things that can go wrong here from ground loops, to desyncs in OBS, and even just not having a 3.5mm output on her monitor.Her old monitors probably didn't even have a 3.5mm line out since she was a poorfag on budget hardware.
>>2189820SHE SCROLLED DOWNI JUST POSTED TO SOONAAAAAA
>Choco Mel kissingErolive is dead and Mel, Choco, and Aki are the casualties.
>>2189824it's a sword/sheild, a fatass axe, and a giant laser muder explosion all in one.
>>2189824you charge up your blade and release the charge in the axe form
>"Dad look! They're making all these fucking pictures about us!">"Wow this shit is fucking retarded"
>>2189844based swagaxe chad
>>2189627I just hope Mori actually INVITES her senpai and not just let her discord channel open...She won't do that right?
no more tier lists coco... please...
>Switchaxe better than Charge Blade
>PEPELONI MENTION
PEPELONI
Ah...
THE PEPELONI
DA PEPELONI
ah the pepeloni...
SHES HERE
AHHHHHHHHHH....The pepeloni.....
the pepeloni
Pepeloni oh no
Away!
Ahh....
NOOO THE PEPELONI
>>2189824You charge up a bunch of times, whiff your big explosion move then start over.
THE PEPELONI SHES HERR
PEPELONI MENTION
>pepeloni
>>2189824It's the supreme meme weapon of the game.
The Pepeloni...
AAAAAAAAH THE PEPELONI
>>2189807the fucking rath armor + guan dao frogsthe memories...
>>2189836if only you understood the joke of this image
Gura's talking about her scat fetish again...........
oh the pepeloni?
CONTAINMENT BREACH! CONTAINMENT BREACH!
Guys...is Coco a schizo now?
INA THE COPYRIGHT
GURA INTO SCAT! I CANT BELIEVE THIS!
dinopoopanon... dont look...
I know it's literally a made for Reddit meme, but the idea that Polka sat down, found the tierlist maker site, designed an entire meme from scratch and then deepL translated it in hopes of getting a laugh out of her overseas fans is absolutely adorable.
Kiara... you're in the meme multiple times...please support your fellow orange woman...
>>2189824someone correct me if I'm wrong but you generate energy in sword and shield mode, transfer said energy across sword and shield to boost them and you can use energy in axe mode to unleash a bunch of stored energy.
Ina spin
>THE PEPPELONI?
Eat my shit cookie
店鳥。。
>>2189714Too small
>>2189909>now
>gura ate cow patties
>HolobirdsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SPLITING
TAKE ITTAKE ANOTHER FUCKING TIERLIST YOU WHORE
>>2189691Cute as HELL
Ina is too strong
AAH
>>2189841looks like super-schizo haachama to me
>>2189919I love clussy
battafry patapata.
>>2189824Every charge blade user is a tryhard faggot
>>2189824It's SnS, GL, and Switchaxe all in one
>ELLA'S
>>2189919Look again, she didn't use the tierlist maker site. She fucking did it manually.
>Chargeblade is a mountain of pointless mechanics>switchaxe to a lesser degree>Insect glaive has all the bug shit and having to aim at 3 body party>all ranged weapons have ammo autism>gunlance literally has separate communities for each type>horn is tumblr: the weaponReminder that DB, Hammer, GS, Lance, and SnS are the only relevant weapons in monster hunter
with how much gura is charging her phials i think she'll like swaxe more
i will definitely not be buying monster hunter
Is the joke that this is a real japanese lesson?
>>2189834charge sword to charge phials to charge the shield to charge the sword some more
>>2189687>>2189732She will NEVER play it again for a fucking reason you idiots. Metroid game is a boring shit. Monster hunter is a boring shit and I really fucking hope she will drop it after this stream.
>>2189919>found the tierlist maker siteShe made it from scratch. Personally, I think that added some soul.
Can't believe this is all just an elaborate way for Coco to force us to do our reps
This meme is a fucking novel.
>>2189844Charge blade is cool on concept, but those dimwits at crapcom cannot make it balanced even if their mother's life was on the line, it's either fucking ridiculously op or retarderly weak depending on the game.
>>2189678Donuts
>>2189841How strong would it be that monster?
this is literally peak jap comedy, they love stupid puns with same sounding kanji
just joined on Gooruh, did she skip all the tutorials?she's not dodging or using the basic combat mechanics
>>2189921Kiara please... Coco wants to collab with you...
I hope you don't believe this will help you.
>>2189959The lesson is that kanji is bullshit
>this has turned into a japanese lessonneat>>2189919>found the tierlist maker siteshe actually made it by handsomeone had to link it to her
>X for vertical, A for horizontal>Thank youuuu!>...>X for vertical... A for...>...
>>2189844based
>NNNNAAAAAAAAchook I laughed
japanese if fucking retarded...
>>2189955Switchaxe is just a much simpler/better CB
>>2189824It's a weapon that requires a flow chart to use properly, but it's so goddamn cool and versatile that some people find it worth it to learn despite not being top tier.
>Coco literally has a hololive member sitting 7 feet away from her IRL>Even she won't call in
>>2189963Seethe
Coco and all of even graduated tomorrow
>>2189834use small mode to charge big mode
RUSHIA FLAT RUSHIA FLAT RUSHIA FLAT HAHAHAHAHAA
>>2189959No, which is why Coco is confused & skipped around.
>>2189955I see you like being bored out of your mind while playing video games.
>>2189981>Meme review with Astel
>>2189527Digibro's girlfriend
>Coco doesn't get Na ChouNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2189955based
this meme is quite long isn't it?
You think Coco is one day gonna tackle the insanity that is Mamaloni's /u/niverse?
>>2189984please be patient she has autism
>>2189550Thanks Anon!
>>2189955>ammo autismAnon... how does Bow have ammo autism?
HA GET IT GUYS BECAUSE RUSHIA IS FLAT DO YOU GET IT SHE HAS NO BREASTS GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2189954based clussy
>>2189996but what about the odds?
>>2189988that took me a fucking minute
>>2189955did you click on the wrong board?this is /vt/; virtual youtubers not /v/; sucking dicks in hell
>>2189902Yeah it takes a very high IQ to decipher that epic strawman.
youtube-kun is shittier than usual today.
VVOMB
>>2189907What does she do with the pepeloni after eating the pan pizza? Does she just store it or throw it away?
>>2189968We wouldn't be doing this if someone would just call in...
HAHA RUSHIA FLAT
NAGASUGIRU
the charge blade's coolI like stuff that turns into other stuff
let's see how she handles the badger thing
The fact that Gura has the memory of a goldfish is kinda scary.
>>2189994She's probably still recovering from her jumping stream
>>2189955>Listed Horn as the Tumblr Weapon>But then lists Dual fucking Blades as a Relevant Weapon9/10 bait, got me to seethe AND reply.
>weapons pick scs warskek, love to see it
>>21899742 hours in...trust me.... she did not skip the tutorials...
>>2189984shes...uh...doing her best
>>2190016APOLOGIZE
>>2189824It's for people who want to do a bunch of complex things to achieve the same result as the guy who walks up to the monster and presses attack.
>>2189460she plays through obs on purpose to facilitate the "dumb shork" character
>>2189955Hammerchads WW@?!
Did she mmiss the nacho joke?
>>2189834charge sword, saed/aed, repeat
>>2190021don't make fun of me i'm drunk ;_;
>>2189994More like eating her out under her desk.
every time I hear monhun weapon discussions I'm glad I've never played this game. tonights movie-length tutorial session just cemented it
>too longHoly shit the meme is meta
>>2189984
>>2189746Gura hasn't even faced a large monster yet, so you're not missing out on anything.
>>2189609What's wrong with her foot?
>>2189994wait, were people supposed to call in? Coco...
meme that loops back to memes being too long...the fuck
>>2189955based.
>>2189963this game looks boring as piss to me, but it seems like she's having fun now.
>>2189955extremely fucking based
>>2189844based swaxe anon
>>2189955To be fair, SnS, GS, LS are great weapons and super flashyBut Lance is boring as sin and Hammer is 50/50. Also>DB
>>2189772Ina please...
>>2189824Probably the trickiest weapon to use right (Gura will for sure not stick with it), but when used by a pro, you just straight up become untouchable. Used to be fucking broken a few games back.
>Gura nearly forgot the X / A alignments a minute later
>>2189919https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1378212752821428226She had to manually make the chart and then paste in the different sized profile pics misaligned
>>2190055cool blog
Hey this one is decent.
>>2189955Being a LBG ammo utility chad is not autism
>>2189954>>2189964>>2189983Damn, I thought she just added a few things in post, but you're right. I kneel even harder.
>>2189994Kanata streamed like 12 hours of Jump Hero and then fucking joined Luna and Polka for Monster Hunter, she's probably still dead.
>coco corrupting childrenYAB
Tatsubaby....
>>2189984Today, I will remind them.https://streamable.com/f6exnf
This should count as child abuse...
>Someone showed Coco McDonald to their babyTHE MADLAD
>>2190055Kek you're one hell of a retard
>>2189955based, anyone disagree with you is a faggots
Do people really show Hololive to their chuildren?HOLY FUCK
>>2189955BASED
>hololive is for babies
>shes going to walk everywhere despite the dog being super usefulThis is killing me
That baby is crying
>Kids find yagoo jokes hilariousSomehow this explains a lot of things
>>2189165I never watched the full demo, it was too much for me
OK, I can't for the life of me remember this, but has Coco ever done a full on EN stream? Like going 70%+ english?
MAKING CHILDREN WITH COCO
>>2189824it's a weapon that does everything all the other weapons do because they ran out of ideas
>someone showed the a song where she sings the word bitch to a baby wtf
>Hololive being used to teach a generation of kids nursery rhymesI fear for our future
>>2190093my favorite clip honestly
>>2189984SHE'S JUST PRETENDING, how can you guys even not see this. She's playing up the "cute innocent" character
What's with orange women and babies?
>>2190089>Both Kiara and Coco are corrupting childrenOrange hate!
I hope gura picks up a long range weapon cause holy shit this will be difficult for her in melee
Stop showing Hololive to kids you fucking fucks. Hololive is not family friendly. It's not kid friendly. If you keep doing this, it will ruin what we like about Hololive as they pivot to become more family friendly.
She's not gunna figure out how to SAED is she?
>>2190117>Kids learning slang from Mori
>>2189712like shart but with cunny
kiryu kai baby...
I have a feeling most of the "LMAO FLAT" jokes are just their way of coping with their fear of being seen lusting after loli and DFC in general.
I THINK MONHUN SUCKS
>>2189982this image gives me nightmares please stop
>>2190029Away!
Tow....
>>2190119I fucking hope for her.
>>2190099she's not even the only orange woman forced upon children
>No one actually calls inThere's gonna be a surprise r-right?
>>2190113
>guard points on every attacknothing personnel, lancecucks
>>2190117Statistically speaking Gura will be some kids sexual awakening
>>2189824It is the learning curve weapon. You can become a god with it but you need to study and do your reps
>>2190111Isn't that her terraria streams?
>>2188980Reminder that Waero is a shitty artist and a zhangDumb shit should not be appreciated
>>2190126>implying hololive will exist by the time those kids grow up
>>2190081pls like and subscribe
>>2189834you hit things in sword and shield mode to gather energy, load the energy into your sword/shield to buff them, gather more energy load into the now charged shield then switch to the two handed axe mode to unleash a super powerful nuke attackbut gura has not and will never figure out how to do any of this
>>2190089>Both corrupt children>Both superchatted to heaven and hell>Both have "chou" in their nicknames>Both orangeJezas, when's Enma gonna let Kiara collab with Coco? The pressure must be inmense.
>>2190038That means that you can do some really fucked up shit to her and she will forget about it and you in a year or so.
>>2190113holy shitI'm gonna gosl
>>2189984why is she so goddamn retarded?
TOWA IN THE SCREEN
Why is Gura not riding the dog? Does riding the dog doxx her as well?
>>2189385>One of your first quests is to go kill some Popo in MHP2nd>Get to the top and get fucking ambushed by TigrexPure kino.
>>2189788You think i dont know that?
>>2190080She just grabbed the 400px profile pics from twitter. They are misaligned because it's a lot of copy paste to do.
>>2190117Think of all the future girls with daddy issues becoming just like Mori.We are making our oshis a reallity
>>2190111Her Terraria streams were majority english, but she hasn't done one in months
>collecting herbs and bugs>still at 24k viewsLiterally how
>she already forgot the tutorial
>>2190126>Implying I'll ever have kids
>>2190146the surprise is Coco eventually starts crying and Kanata comes in and consoles her on stream.it'll be very sad and cute.
>>2190131She needs to figure out how to charge up the phials first
>>2190025No it just means you don't understand the joke. To explain it to you since you very clearly don't understand WHY the mention of "estus" was used here, the image in question is making fun of a Dark Souls "speedrunner" who also proclaimed himself to be good at Monster Hunter World. This particular person failed at fighting a Low Rank Khezu and immediately ranted about the game soon after, hence the angry twitter screencaps at the end of the image. The "estus" jab here is thus a joke at a guy who cannot step out of his Dark Souls comfort zone. Now give me my fucking (You).
How's the Coco stream? Does Yagoo understand the memes?
>>2190123>Implying that this isn't gonna be her only MHRise stream everYeah grudge fuckers you can screencap this if you want, this is gonna be her only MH stream, I mean fuck she took almost two hours to complete the tutorial.
>>2190139This is one of the best reaction images that Hololive has produced.
>>2188829She's the best!
>>2190130>Marine learning slang from Mori
ENTER CALLIOPE
ENTERMORI
MORI MEMEENMA LET HER CALL IN
>>2190162Was this made by a fucking schizo?
>Mori meme from JOPs
Mori...
>CALLI MENTIONENMA DONT LOOK
MORICHAMA!?
MABOY
>>2190147Hot
JP meme about Mori...
>>2190196Yagoo?
>>2190136i think you're right, and i think it's more general than that. i think nearly all negative behavior of hololive viewers stems from people experiencing feelings they're afraid of.
Doesn't sound like Gura is planning to read SCs after this stream desu.She's probably planning to do a separate SC reading stream like she said she might do.She will 100% cancel it of course but she probably naively believes it will be different this time.
>>2190093sven love...
>>2190123she said she didn't wanted to
>>2190152>picnude version onegai
ENTER
>>2190080I am having trouble finding Ame in this chart.
>MORI MENTIONENMA LET COCO COLLAB WITH EN
>>2190162what level of autism do you have to be on to make this
enjoy the meme, they will NEVER collab
> Coco knows it's Moris birthday> Mori is allowing JP call insPlease..... deadbeats... you can end this......
>>2190163She should've just picked the traditional SnS instead of SnS on steroids
>Coco mentioned MoriYAB YAB YAB
>solo>it's Mori masturbating
CALLIOPE PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE
>>2189955I choose a new weapon to play every gen. Starting with FU I have done Greatsowrd, Longsword, Chargeblade, Hammer, and LBG. I decided after playing the last game that I would do HH, fuck everyone who jumped on the bandwagon after the demo.
I uh, dont get it
>>2190195>Tako NakarkosI simultaneously miss it but hate that it's gone
KIARA, JUST CALL THE OTHER ORANGE WOMAN
>>2190189>Implying she actually read it.
But I thought JOP people think Mori is cool...
Goddamnit Gura talking about mochi made me hungry for it and I don't even know what it tastes like
o shit a bridge
>>2189781Khezu doesn't show up in the beginning like Tigrex does though.
>>2190231she's at the bottom row.
This isn't even hololive...
>>2189385>Reminded about how you had to carry big eggs around with you and dumb ass monsters get pissed at you for taking your egg and any tap will cause you to drop the egg. You also can't dodge because you'll break the egg and you also can't run as fast.It's like playing a stealth mission in a game that has no stealth mechanics.
>>2190152Fucking lucky. The cartoon I crushed on as a kid will never lick my ears.
O SHIT A BRIDGE
>>2190243she has the art*a things on her hair
Fuck I laughed
>gura figured out the radial menuoh god, maybe there is hope fore her...
>>2189580>Appealing to redditors
>>2190255its... not that good....
>>2190224You just... you just somehow described my past relationships...
Alright, this one got a giggle out of me
I take back what I said earlier about Gura moving herself
>>2190080
Will Gura fail the quest due to time?
>>2190172She's not even running. Shark just dumb again.
i might just be mindbroken but I actually laughed at this one
>>2190152>horny underages jerking off to loli gura like people did with TLR>only to grow up and realize she's already a hag>then meet her in real life and get HAGGED
>>2190189>actually remembering a dull info dumpThese tutorials are dogshit.
THIS ISN'T EVEN HOLO RELATED.Funny though.
>>2190200please...just one collab with ina...
>>2190119Hi Venti
>>2190255from the same guys that invented eating raw fish and eggs: raw flour!
>>2190265Ok we found him
The JP's are funnier than Redditors.
>>2190264not really, wrong colors, too short to be artia'scloser to marines than anything
>>2190111I think her first MC stream and the two Terraria streams were the only ones were she went almost full on eigo. Don't know why she stopped though, but there's a popular rrat going around that she was ashamed that people kept correcting her (understandable) deteriorating english.
ENTERFBK
>>2190253WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING! AHHHHHHH!!!
FUBUKI!!!!
SOMEONE ACTUALLY ENTEREDBASED FRIEND
FRIEND
ENTER FRIEND
OH SHIT THAT SCARED ME
ENTER FUBUKI
O SHEET A BREEG
FRIEND!
ENTERFRIEND
ENTER FBK
ENTERFRIENDEXITMY EARS
JUST MOUNT THE FUCKING DOG ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ENTERTHE BESTEST OF FRIENDS
fubuki just scared the shit out of me I fell out of my chair :(
FBK BASED AS USUAL
That scared me
Jesas fuck that scared me
Good LORD Fubuki holy shit that scared the everlasting crap outta me!!!!
JESUS CHRIST I GOT JUMP SCARED
FRIEND COMES IN WITH A SAVE
Of course it's Friend that calls in AND HOLY FUCK SHE IS LOUD
Friend...
CLUTCH FOX SAVEKITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUBUKI
Enter Fubuki!
Based Friend.
ENTERMOTHERFUCKING FRIEND
BASED FRIEND
OF COURSE IS GONNA BE FRIEND BASED
She's using all consumables, kek>Gura enters your house>"Sorry anon can I use your phone?">leave her alone>somehow ends up eating everything in your fridgeI'm fucking laughing at the thought
Tomofren...
BOW DOWN, PEASANTSYOUR QUEEN HAS COME DOWN
O SHITU A BARIDGEU
16 minutes for jagras quest...
WE CAN ONLY COUNT ON FRIEND
FRIEND LOVE
>>2190093Holy fucking kek sometimes I wonder if I have to literally watch every stream of every holoEN girl while simultaneously browsing /hlgg/ just to not miss these moments live with the thread..
I thought this was one of those joke totsumachis where nobody is supposed to call in but now Friend is here.
FBK I KNEEEEEEEEEL
CAT IS HERE
I thought I rolled over a soundpost for a second. Scary fox
ENTER FBK THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES COCO
friend!
ENTER MY EX WIFE
ENTER THE PILLAR OF HOLOLIVE
enter fox
>>2189781>mustache on khezuBlessed post.
ENTER FBKSHE CAME LATE AS FUCK WITH A JUMPSCARE BUT ENTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>2190126>We
THE QUEEN OF UNITY
what a good friend
>>2190316She had to come in loud to scare the bugs away, please understand
>>2190172>>2190279Maybe she likes to explore that way?
NEVER DOUBT FRIEND
>You didn't finish him off guys!I thought Ame was the fujo
FBK LOVE
>>2190269Yeah but Gura's shilling is so good that I really want to fucking try it now. The worst part is that I can't order it since it's 11 pm.
Thank you for saving Coco Friend
>>2189955I'm sorry our weapons are too complex for you to use, simple fag
FBKING COMING TO SAVE THE DAY
Fubuki truly is a good friend to Coco.
>>2190253give thanks to translator aki for that
>>2190382>leave her aloneNot gonna happen.
>>2190269I like it
>>2190403same, except my mouse was on the other screen
Charge blade bros, hold me
She's a charge blade head huh?
>Once I get the hang of itShe never will
Fuck this shit, if EN is going to pretend Coco doesn't exist theres no point in supporting the branch. Hire better management and get rid of these anti-unity cowards
>saves coco
fubuki actually scared me
I usually ask this for Moona but this time I msut change my waysWhat the fuck is Coco doing?
Gura would pick literally the most complicated weapon
BASEDUNITY FRIEND
>>2190339Kek
EXIT Y****
>fubuki enters>instantly a cat memeYou didn't deserve this call.
chargechads stay winning
SHE DOES IT AGAIN!FUCK CHINKS!FUBUKI LOVE!
wait was this planned...
THANK YOU FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friend won't bowdown to the shitty Cover management e-mails telling everyone to stay away from Coco.
>immediately gets hit with a cat joke....
Look at Gura!She is having so much fun killing all those monsters in a game about killing monster.And she will never plays this game again... Hopefully...
>as soon as FBK comes in a cat reddit meme shows upCam onnnnnnnnnnnn
>>2190449stupid nerd i will hit you with my hammer
She likes the Charge Blade and she only knows about 10% of the weapon. Charge Blade Chads im counting this as a victory
It appears FBK is friends with everyone but the CHinese....
oh... looking kind of planned there Coco
CBbros WW@?
Reminder that Fubuki is the SOUL of Hololive>Was first to tweet about Coco when she was on hiatus, enraging the Chinks>Gave up 50% of her supachats by cutting off China>Showed up in Coco's first after hiatus video>ThisFubuki is beyond reproach.
>Friend calls in>Already had a Friend meme ready
free from schizo hell at last
>switching weapons again
foxfriends... I kneel...what a based coworker
SA CHADS WE MADE IT
Calling FBK a cat, bros...
>>2190491>Hopefully...Why? When you pick up the pace of the game it becomes super fun.
>immediately a cat jokeREDDIT HATE
ZHANG DON'T LOOK
>>2189827Now people just don't use sage at all and constantly bump low effort bait.
>Fubuki calls in>Coco hits her with a cat meme
>Saves your Doragon
Even though Fubuki has a concert in a few hours, she showed up to this meme review.
>>2190474Are you frustrated? She will take 2 whole streams to learn how to charge too.
>she read my swaxe messageHAHA YES
>>2190301One day, Gosuringusan.
>>2190388Mounting the dog doxxes you>>2190469
Gura dropped out of high school...
>>2190005>I see you like being bored out of your mind while playing video games.Of course he does, he's one of you MonHun autists.
Calls in to show solidarity, immediately slammed with a cat meme. Stay strong Friend...
>Friend meme right after she callsKono timingu...
>>2190486thats my child
>Waiting for calls... from THE BEST GIRL!!Friend best girl confirmed. Fuck Yagoo
>>2190430She straight up never runs after doing it once in the tutorial. She definitely forgot.
Raping Peko
>>2190184>>2190117>>2190152>>2190130If we're talking about holos who actually have children who watch them, Pekora definitely just gave dozens of small japanese boys their first boner.
>>2190486Important question, is that cum?
>>2190486Seems like Okayu emptied her balls into that Mesugaki.
>Ostensibly
>friend calls inGives her a cat jokeCoco is not a friend.
>>2190507To be fair, the proper way to play MH is to switch weapons and play various things, its honestly silly how ingrained the idea of just using one is.
>>2190537Gura dropped out of school high....
Fubuki came to remind everyone why she's the most based Holo.
>Enter fubuki>Cat memesMy fucking sides
>>2190490FBK...
>>2190253That hasn't been the case for months now, you niggers are just behind.
>sarabadaWhat did she mean by this?
>>2190172It would out her as a white woman.
Gura you have to do your gathering quest reps to fight actual monsters
>>2190469Correct
>Friend enters stream>"lol Fubuki is a cat">Friend leaves stream
>>2190499also, when hololive and cover were under fire for the whole thing, and everyone was losing faith, she was the one that came out and said "as long as I'm still here, it's a company you can believe in"I don't doubt she would leave if cover actually took a turn to a black company. they might be incompetent but not evil (yet)
>>2190493Can't hit me if I'm in the air the whole time doing jack shit
Fubuki is such a good person. Makes me feel slightly bad how much I masterbate to her
>>2190484BASED FRIEND!!!!!!
>>2190538You got filtered by Anjanath didn't you
>>2190238If deadbeats actually end the Coco curse I will permanently ban myself from this board in repentance for all the shit I've talked about them
Chaamers...
>>2190563Gura...
>>2188999>>2189028I don't know what that anon's intentions were since I JWU but I appreciate him doing this. I hope he's not numberfagging though
>>2190486Who's the father?
>>2190562you will never achieve true mastery
I wish I can be as based as FBK when I'm at her age. Time to find some friends first I guess
>>2190527I forgot she was on V Carnival Day 2, we fucking don't deserve Friend
>>2190537I thought doxxfags said she was homeschooled?
>>2188894Based. She deserves it all and more.
>>2190093I've watched this so many times I can hear it in my head.>Now were gonna do This on the left and then this on the left and this on the right
FUCK IS IT TSUNOMAKI TIMEFUCK I WANT TO WIN THIS TIME PLEASE GOD
>>2190576You know she's doing the hunting little izuchi quest instead of gathering key quest, thus delaying her fight with Great Izuchi.
Rise tutorial filtering brainlets itt. I love this series, keep on gatekeeping Capcom.
>Coco had a meme ready for Fubuki>Meaning she possibly has a meme ready for every girl in Hololive, just lined up and collecting dust
Does this monster hunter have G rank? or will it when it comes to PC? Asking because G rank is where the most of the fun is for me.
>fbk enters>cat meme>fbk leaves
>>2190537Blain bwoken, please understand
>>2190570How do the JOP view her now. Do they understand the cringe Kino or the YA BOI or do they just view her as clumsy and cute tomboy?
>>2190594>repentancethe breadmund perms...
>>2190582No, that was before. Ironically, that quote, that people love to post, was actually in a Bilibili stream. She was talking to Chinks then.
>>2190586It's her fault for being so fappable
>>2190620Please no...
>>2190597
>Calls in to save Coco>Gets called a cat>Immediately leavesKek
Imagine the taste of Rin's sweaty feet after a long day of camping. I bet if you took off her hiking boots you'd find a huge pool of sweat in the soles of her boot. Imagine taking a huge chug of said sweat and downing every drop of the salty liquid. Then imagine taking off her warm, damp socks and inhaling the stink emitting from her sweaty feet. I bet Rin would ask if you could lick every inch of her soles and suck her toes clean including the jam in between each toe.
Sexy baby
>lorififteenbros....
>>21903371 in 5
>>2190562Wrong. Dedicate yourself to study the blade and you shall succeed
>>2190607not only is she on, she fucking mc'ing. fbk is a saint to take the time to call in.
>>2190618At your service
>>2190152After that ASMR stream, absolutely
>>2190298>>2190299>>2190303>>2190311>>2190312>>2190314>>2190317>>2190318>>2190320>>2190323>>2190324>>2190327>>2190328>>2190331>>2190333>>2190334>>2190338>>2190340>>2190343>>2190346>>2190347>>2190349>>2190350>>2190352>>2190355>>2190357>>2190360>>2190361>>2190362>>2190373>>2190375>>2190379>>2190395>>2190407>>2190409>>2190411>>2190413>>2190420>>2190433
>>2190238Anon, Coco is a very considerate holo. She knows what her presence in streams does to other holos, she won't barge in on Mori's birthday to bring forth the zhangs.
COCO WANTS YOU TO JACK OFF TO LUNA
>>2189844I played switchaxe for 100s of hours in every game since Tri, it's a great weapon but I got tired of itChargeblade is like hipster swaxe anyway
>>2190601Probably not. Some teamates were upset because the seaniggers were comparing Ame's birthday wishes to Mori's.
FUCK ME
Did Coco have memes ready for all Holos that would call in?
んなああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaOv4yN8XAIWATCH MY BABY DIE ON LIVE STREAM
Coco being a good genmate and promoting a baby executing herself live on air
>>2190601>>2189322Looking at his reply, you tell me
Hey wait a minute... I don't think Yagoo was really in the call at all!
>>2190625Pc next yearG rank probably late next year
>>2190667All me.
Hai Coco.
>>2190585I can appreciate a wacky pogostick man. Mounted monsters are easier to hit with my hammer.
Someone make an webm of Coco saying pepeloni, please.
>>2190638fuck me really? thats hilarious
Gura wants to be Netherland'd/Portugese'd
>>2190625Wait a year for pc version and wait a year for g rank. Maybe those two stacks
>>2190507>deciding a main before trying them allgiga cringe
>>2190625Nah like most MH games Rise is HR only and will probably get a G-rank expansion in a year
>>2189955>t. pic relateddI use heavy bowguns exclusively because MASIVE FIREPOWER represent the peak of human ingenuity. get fuck techlet.
>>2190667All me
>>2190519If you need to "pick up the pace" in a game to make it fun then it's not a good game. She could have play Resident Evil instead of this boring shit you know.
>>2190667you already know what im going to say
>>2190625no, Grank will be with whatever expansion pack they drop, and PC will always be a year behind console.
RATE THE MEME REVIEW
>>2190670but i already jacked off just now
>>2190625G rank hasn't even been announced yet. It'll probably be an expansion like Iceborne
i'm pretty sure Miko would have call but she is on jail because of the drama
>>2190625Like most games, no G-rank. It will probably get a G-rank expansion in a year or so like World (instead of a rerelease pokemon emerald situation like every other G rank game in the past). PC release will be next year.
>>2190593Nah, I watched my younger brother play tutorials for half an hour and then left the room to play something less autistic. I don't even know what the fuck an Anjanath is and I'm happier for it.
lori...
>>2190683What do you mean? He was answering Coco's questions and everything.
>>2190667*** **
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaOv4yN8XAIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaOv4yN8XAIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaOv4yN8XAIIt's time to jerk off to Luna
>>2190667KARIYA HATETAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS MAKIRI
>>2190620I do not accept this rrat
Gura, your naming reps...
Kneel
>>2189844I don't understand where the fun is in Switchaxe, it's easily one of the most braindead weapons in the game.
>>2190655This better not be the reason
>>2190667ALL FRIEND!
>>2190710Monster girl island?
>150 minutes
>>2190710game?
I'd say Luna has the worst RFA endurance of any Holo but Ina exists
>>2190708I still love Coco/20
>>2190735>>2190738As usual, Fubuki is the one true unitygod of hololive
>>2190708Schizo/10
>>2189955gunlance is the weapon of chads
>>2190710the fuck is this?....source?
>>21907088/10 probably the funniest one in a while, despite how sad it was at first. friend is based as usual
>>2190486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLIrbAzhlvohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLIrbAzhlvohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLIrbAzhlvoFAT CAT MONSTER HUNTER
https://files.catbox.moe/kcdaoi.mp4
>>2190745Ina can outlast Luna
>>2190703Anon the game doesn't need to start at 30000 km/h to be fun. Those kind of games are the ones you abandon after a few hours.
>>2190708It was pretty kino, actually.
>>2190562Personally, I stick to one weapon until I reach endgame. It saves on material costs for weapons. Once I'm in HR or G though, I'm usually swapping every hunt.
>>2190670I need to know what her asmr is like first
>>2190735You don't have to ask for the Queen of Hololive
>>2190162jesas
>>2190708Thank god for fubuki/10
>>2190708FUCKFUCKME/10
>>2190735orz
>>2190620
>>2190708Fbk soundboard scared me. 9/10
>Gura didn't even understand what CB did even in the training room
>>2190710>>2190710Anon I need to jerk off give me
LORI
>>2190761AAAAAA MY SLEEP REPS
>>2190673Why? Did Ame get substantially more or less birthday wishes than Mori or something?
>>2190761>9 hoursCOME BACK IN A LITTLE BIT
SWITCH AXE BROS!!
Gura thinks watching her learn how to play the game isn't interesting. Instead she's going to frustrate everybody by never learning.
>>2190708Orange Women Love/10
Gura... not knowing how to play the game is a lot more uninteresting...
>>2190708FBK's soundboard sounded a lot more realistic than Yagoo's/10
>>2190761fuck yes, based cat saving me from cringe shark
>>2190708BASED FRIEND/10
Gura's getting filtered LIVE on stream!
>>2190792>Gura>understanding
>>2190708Surprisingly far less duds than usual and reminded me of Coco back in earlier 2020. Actually got me to laugh.
>>2190761You have no idea how excited I am for this. I've been holding off watching monhun just for this. gura doesn't count
Kamura Switchaxe looks great, too bad SW is just a bad CB
Guys, I think I figured out why Indogs get triggered by the color orange.
>>2189955>pick a weapon>smack monsters with itis that really so hard to understand /v/ermindditor????
>>2190486That trip to mexico sure was fun for her, wasn't it?
>Gura only goes for the technical weapons
s-sugoi
Please tell me Coco took a leaf from Kanata's book and purposefully told people not to call in to make it look pathetic.
>>2190625The ending isn't even out yet.
>Switch Axe>Can't figure out how to switch.
>>2190620Coco...
as a switchaxe user, I am offended.
Big F for switch axe bros
>>2190708COCO LOVE/10also FBK sucking spooked me
>keybladeI hate Kingdom Hearts so god damn much
>>2190810Gura... not knowing how to play the game is a lot more interesting...
>>2190834Chat keeps pointing her at all the complex weapons
>one of the most viewed Gura streams in months>also the absolute dullestDamn...viewers truly have NO TASTE
She got filtered by zr...
luna is already out of breath
>>2190741>>2190744>>2190752Monster Girl World
holyshit is this the time where I do my nutting reps?
I just realized that Gura is actually retarded.
>>2190741>>2190744>>2190752>>2190794I think is MonsterGirl project
>>2190800Ame did not ask anyone to call-in like you're supposed to for totsus and only had like 3~4 callers and a few tweets.
Ina and Gura collab when
HH CHADS WHERE YOU AT
Noel... your greed...
>>2190735>>2190738
IM SWAXE MAINAND IM FRUSTRATEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I heard Yuru Camp S2 is worse than S1. Is that true? Or they just hate comfy?
>>2190818Thanks for the reminder, based lunaito. I would have missed it otherwise.
>>2190761LETS FUCKING GO
Noel...
>>2190620Cocochi..
>>2190862shiny new game bro
Luna...
>>2190620coco...
>>2190708Based / Friend
>>2190620the most believed rrat yet the only one i chose not to believe
>>2190830>historical memory of the Dutch is why they hate orange womena strong theory
Lunaitobros...She's already dying...
>>2190869how new?
Yea no way in hell is Luna doing 150 minutes of this
>>2190690Glad you can appreciate my monte friend
>>2190804Shes not going to learn either way
Luna isn't going to make it...
FFS LUNAITS BEEN 7 MINUTES
>>2190470okay zhang
>>2190503according to chammers timeloop birthday stream, they put some instructions in the call channel so things go smoothly. Friend probably entered and waited till Coco pulled a relevant meme
>Open luna stream>She's already moaning>Jerk off again
SOMEONE JUST POINT HER TO THE SWORD AND SHIELD ALREADYIT'S THE EASIEST FUCKING THING
>>2190881It misses the mark but I wouldn't call it bad. But yes it's worse than s1.
>>2190838I think she definitely did, but based Friend called in anyways
>she likes the charge blade the bestakasupa anon it's maybe time for you to pay up
Chargeblade is good for beginners at least, the shield makes it survive a lot.
>>2190620I don't believe it
LUNA COME ON YOU JUST STARTED
She's getting hooked on the Charge Blade the same way I did. Now she just needs to learn about the phials
>going back to the charge bladeGet fucked, non-charge nerds!
>>2190620No..... Please stop
>out of breath>active time 0:00
>>2190620>Coco has entire folders of memes ready for each of the ENs that she can never collab with because of enma
>>2190874FELLOW HH CHAD HERE!
>Ina died to 52 minutes RFA (and didn't even finish)>Luna trying 150 minutesHaha..
>>2190896What, that was just the warm up, she can't be that bad...
>>2189955Longsword is king in Rise. JapChads RISE UP
Gura is this stupid. I can't even punt the "can't" because its the truth
IN THE END CBCHADS WIN AGAIN
>>2190913Why did they do it bros?
Everyone remember to play your favorite JAV muted while Luna's audio is playing.
Treerrat will wake up soon
>Charge Bladengmi
/hlgg/ THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILLLUNA IS STREAMING RFA RIGHT FUCKING NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2190162I'm sorry but because he's from Taiwan you are unironically a chink if you hate him.
>>2190934>>2190936
>>2190934>>2190936this is mental illness
>>2190934>>2190936MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>2190934>>2190936MOOOOOT
Oh god, she's retarded.
If you aren't hitting the monsters head for 900+ damage then you're doing it wrong.
>>2190800Ame did nothing to prepare and didn't ask anyone to call her in advance, and obviously Mori's learned from her coworker's mistake and has already called everyone ahead of time instead of being autistic and shy. Of COURSE Mori's birthday numbers are going to be better. Mori would have to be the biggest idiot in the entire company to not learn from the detective's mistakes, and comparing the two is pointless baiting.
>>2190936MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>2190838I wish, but it honestly looks like it was unplanned...
>>2190934>>2190936WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
>>2190936NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HINOA AND MINOTO PIC
>>2190934>>2190936Nice coding moot
>>2190936Time for Rise
>>2190598Me
>>2190936>>2190934MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
brehs is Luna describing what she's wearing right now...I don't think I can take this
>>2190620When will she use the ones she has waiting when the HoloEN girls show up to her stream during
>>2190934>>2190936SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
GURA IS FUCKING RETARDED AND I LOVE HER
>>2190873Ina would have to carry her the whole time
>Starts bouncing>sword is glowing red>OKAY WE'RE GOODI AM ABOUT TO LOSE IT
Will she cart against the first monster?
>Luna just started>Shes completely gassed already
>Started streaming 9 minutes agoHow the fuck is she this tired already?
>>2190913<<<CAN YOU SEE ANY NNAAA'S FROM HERE?>>><<<WHAT HAS NNAAA'S GIVEN US?>>>
>>2190964>thinks the weapon being too hot = chargedkek
>>2190620Damn this rrat seems legit but I don't want to believe it.
>Your oshi>Description of your current favorite reaction image
>>2190936>5 fingers
>>2189027Should've changed his name to Michael.
>>2190934>>2190936Ogeywide3.jpg
Is gooruh doing it on purpose?
It's fine, schizos. Fubuki is still a Friend https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1378542876448092164
>>2190164>Both have purple eyes>Both are flying, fire-based mythical creatures>Both host shows that they invite other holos to>Both cosplayers>Both are foreigners in comparison to the rest of their gen>Both cosplayersThey actually have a lot in common.
>>2190620We always meme about Ina Ina INAAA.But the loneliest girl right now is Coco...
INA ZOOMIN
>>2190881People who say it's worse than S1 are just people for whom the novelty wore off. The anime is worse than the manga though.
>>2190953Maybe I'll respect him more if he lived in a country that could properly fight communists
Why doesn't Gura just stick to a simple weapon to start off?
WHY DOES SHE KEEP PUTTING THE WEAPON AWAY AHGHASKLGALKSG I HATE THIS REATARD SHARKK
>Charge blade>Why is it charging?!:GuraHUH:
this is the Luna content I come back for, but jesus she's already dying.
>Open Luna stream>She's already dying>She's only been going for 2 minutes
How is Luna this unfit? I haven't done any exercise for like 5 years and I started ringfit on 25 difficulty, do you really start to feel your age in your late 20s?
>>2190979Anon, it's wrong to jerk off to 0 year old princess babies.
>>2191004Nah, Charge blade is just one of the more complicated weapons
We know Gura is directionally challenged but what is it called when she can't even remember the buttons on her controllers.
this is physically painful
Jesus Christ Luna these noises
can't believe my 5yr old niece did better...
>>2190992Luna has negative staminaIt's not even an exaggeration. There is no stamina bar
WHY IS GURA PLAYING THE MOST AWFUL AUTISTIC WEAPONDO YOU CBFAGS ENJOY SEEING THIS?
So I suppose the weapons have some kind of tutorial? World had one for each weapon.
>>2191021She's still more fit than ina
>>2190934>>2190936ahjesas...
>>2190620Why is this sad?
...She's not understanding it
>>2189253Who's this cute?
>SHE'S GETTING IT
>>2190974Heh, Moot? More like TOOT. Because his coding is like a FART.
I feel like even if Gura read the Hunter Notes she still wouldn't know what to do.
>>2191021Sexy baby is very unfit please andastand
>>2191032I don't even enjoy playing CB.
>>2190934>>2190936MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Luna this is just pornography
I feel the FBI is going to break in at any time just by watching this stream holy fuck those noises this is abayo as fuck
SHE'S LEARNING
>>2191040>>2191042WHICH IS IT
GURA YOU'RE MAKING ME FRUSTRATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my theory. shes a charge blade main for the monster hunter she played and shes trolling us. has to be
>I think I understand itDoes she understand it?
>>2191009>both my wifeYou're right it's actually uncanny how similar they are
THAT AIN'T FALCO
>>2191032Im absolutely loving watching her get more and more amazed as she uses the weapon. I really can't wait until she finds out about the SAED
do a barrel roll!
>Picks the most technical weapon>She doesn't get itGura... Just play SnS or LS
someone tell Luna to mute the game
>>2191042Not really, but close.
Guys I understand the other weapons but what the fuck is happening with the charge blade?
>>2191056SHE'S LEARNING(?)
Haachama couldn't call into Coco's stream at risk of creating a time paradox, so my Oshi is not malicious and had a reason
it's been 2(two) hours and gura hasn't done anything in the game
>>2191010Doesnt she have boyfriend?
>>2191000AmeFatebreaker Gosling>I'm the only one fit to protect her!>No! She still needs me!>She deserves all the happiness in the world...
FUCK i wanna go to sleepBut at the same time i wanna hear Luna dying AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>2191037Is she playing at a higher difficulty?
Gura, your stamina...Luna, your stamina...
>>2191032*sluuuurp*
>>2191025Being a casual.
>>2190990Yes
>>2191078Yeah. Me.
>>2191055Learning?
>let's go use what we learnedYOU HAVEN'T LEARNED ANYTHING YET
CHAT IS FUCKING RETARDED>Gura please play [complex weapon]>Gura why can't you learn the mechanics>uhh actually if you do [combo], it does optimal damage>Gura you dumb shark why can't you pick up a complicated weapon right from the start
>>2191041Rin from Yuru camp(the show Ina is currently doing a watchalong for
>>2190620bros...
>>2190992she's second only to Button
GO GURA GO
>SHE'S GOING TO PANIC AGAINST THE MONSTER AND FORGET EVERYTHING
>>2191066My first time accidentally performing a SAED was like my first orgasm
>>2191076and it's been great
you've learned nothing.
>>2191014The number 1 global superpower failed to dislodge them from rice fields. Meanwhile, modern-day communists can't keep their youth from throwing money at 2D on bootleg youtube. I don't get why you're mad at someone for a tangentially related reason.
She lacks the critical information.
i don't understand why gura seems to like this game
>"Let's go use what we learned!"You didn't learn anything!
>>2190992Luna is one of the oldest and most out of shape Holos. She's like if the memes about Marine were all actually true.
>>2191078She's married to a gorilla
miko would had call if not for the doujinshi-dramahttps://files.catbox.moe/s443jg.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/s443jg.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/s443jg.jpg
>>2191005Cute friend
>>2191000GuraEither smug Gura or the hyper distorted peko with peko screaming as a soundpost
>>2191010she has her personal onahole, she'll be fine
>>2191059Fuck no, she barely even knows how to charge the phials
>>2191056She understands that she charges and unleashes the charge in a big attack, but she doesn't understand that she needs to store the phials before she can do the big attack.
>Choose the most complex weapon on purpose>People donate tons of superchats out of frustration at you playing it wrong to try and explain to you how to play itSasuGUH gooruh
Some use RFA as ecchibait and others yell like an Amazoness. Meanwhile the baby is unmistakably dying on stream.
Unrelated but watching this reminded me I really liked Toukiden 2's ripoff of the Charge Blade which turned into a pilebunker instead of an axe which was pretty sick.I can't tell if the popularity of Rise makes another Toukiden game more or less likely.
>>2191071Charge SwordCharge ShieldCombine together and you get a giant combined charged AxeMake it explode on the monsterRepeat from the beginning
>>2190620oh nyo nyo nyo
>>2190967>Mori would have to be the biggest idiot in the entire company to not learn from the detective's mistakesYou do realize how autistic the Holo in question is, right?
>>2191071You charge the shield phials using the sword. You then morph the sword and the shield together to make an axe which uses the phials every time you attack.
As a Charge Blade user, I regret being excited about Gura playing CB cause rightt now all I feel is pain and seethe.>Are ya frustrated huhahaYOU DAMN RIGHT I AM YOU FUCKING MESUGAKI.
to anyone who's suffering, i swear this game is good. go watch other streams, like Ina's. shark is ruining it
>choosed the one that said "feet"
>>2191056She almost made me believe, but I lost it
>>2191071At its most basic level as it was introduced in MH4 before more stuff was added onto it, you use sword and shield mode to build up energy (phial outlines turn yellow or red), which you than store in phials with ZR+A, once the phials are stored (they appear in the top under stamina), they power up your axe mode attacks.
>>2191071you charge the sword and the shield and then coom.
lunas so sexy
>>2191005Like it was ever in doubt.
>>2191056She's figured out how to charge her phials. It'll be another 2 hours before she learns how to charge her shield as well.>>2191076Yeah, that's Monster Hunter for you
Did Luna get a new model? She looks less babu than usual
>all this gameplayfaggotryJesas, you never even noticed how cute Gura has been in this stream, you all fucking disgust me.
>>2190949Imagine the smell in her bedroom...
>>2191094
>Taking a break alreadyLuna it hasn't even been 15 minutes
>>2191071You hit things with the sword to charge it, store that as phials, use the phials to charge the shield, then you're good to go. I don't know the exact moveset in Rise but in world you can also overcharge the sword and and axe really pump out the damage.
>>2191066Do you really think she will ever be able to do that ? Cmon nigger.
>>2191113What drama?
>>2191032I hope Ina tells her how to use it after the stream, or at least makes her watch a tutorial.
>>2190967>implying that mori even watched or knows of ame's stream
>>2191071It is a sword and shield that as you attack, will charge a gauge from yellow -> red -> overchargedIf you hit overcharge, all your sword attack will bounceYou can then charge that energy into phials, up to 5, these allow your weapon in its alternate AXE mode to make stronger attacks that release the energy.You can also channel the energy into the shield to make the axe have an attack buff on all its attacks, as well as allow its super mode.You can also charge the sword but that's like a whole other thing.
>>2191071Build red charge on sword and shield mode, charge it into shield, charge to red again, morph into big sword, do special charge into big sword, charge philes again, slap the monster cycling in to get more philes. Thats the entire flow of the CB.
she watch the stream yet she did not callhttps://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1378518552508952576https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1378518552508952576https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1378518552508952576NOT FRIEND
Do you still love her? Even if she's a little retarded?
>>2191021I'm pretty sure she legitimately has some sort of health condition. I'm not sure what it is. She gets winded almost immediately from any activity but she usually pushes through and she can hang in there for quite a while.As for your other question, just talking about my personal experience, yeah, you start feeling like a much shittier version of yourself in your 30s at least. Exercise starts becoming much less of an optional thing and more of a requirement.
>>2191071Attacks with the sword build up elemental charge. Once this charge reaches a certain level (phials glowing yellow or red) - you store the charge in the shield. This 'fills' up the vials and allows you to spend phials by using elemental attacks when transformed in the axe mode.
How frustrated will Ina be when Gura is the only one who will play MH with her
Gura's doing a non key quest...
>>2191095you got it backwards. Gura wanted this weapon.
>2 hours 22 minutes left to goI think I'm going to have a heart attack watching Luna.
>>2191000>Risu>One of the several images of Risu with a gun
>Monhun autists doomposting in chatwhy are they like this?
>>2190934>>2190936MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
GURA LOVE!
>>2191151Her being cute and dumb is the best part.
>>2191151I noticed. She is very cute.
>>2189101She honestly needs to stick to kiddie games. She's mentally a child, after all.
>>2191109She kind learned how to charge the phials. Now she just needs to learn how to actually charge the sword and axe.
>>2191071what they said BUT ALSO instead of axe swings you can put the charges back into the shield, and then put the charge energy into the sword to make all your sword swings electric and cool
>>2191151I've noticed her dumbness makes it cuter honestly
in 2hours luna is ded
>>2191172yes
>>2191151>watching gura for competent gameplaylol, those autist getting triggered
I will never forgive CBfags
>>2191113>NIN tshirtBased.
Gura wants to be satisfied
this quest is optional and won't progress the story at all
>>2191151the best thing is to see how she learns
>>2191158with the shield charged and phials its literally a three button spam of the same button. It will happen eventually if she sticks with the weapon.
>>2191095It's not complicated anonEven retard me get the CB quickly
why did she drop the great sword? it's the perfect retard weapon
>>2191175Not very. She already played off-stream with Anya.
>>2191178I want to smell
>>2191151>Durr, liking gameplay and Gura is mutually exclusiveIf I only cared about gameplay I would watch some autistic speedrunner
>>2191172thats the best part
>>2191172Anonchama... do your oshi reps... that's WHY we love her!
>Luna dying>started 15minutes ago
How does Gura always manage to read that one retard in chat that is always wrong?
>>2191172Even more!
>>2191218Too retarded to know her own limits.
>>2191206Why not use the actual sonic weapon Kiara unleashed on KFP during that one stream?
>>2191151She's extra cute in the dango cinematic
>>2191218>Great SwordNot at all, and I don't use it so I'm not trying to act intellectualGreatsword requires you to learn the moveset of the monster firstI'd advice her either the Lance, Switch Axe or the Sword and Shield
>>2191159Marine and Miko put a yaoi Dōjinshi on the freezer and the author get pissed and now miko have like 7000 dislike on her most recent stream and cover make her take a break
>>2191187Monster hunter is also a kids game....
>>2191021I was winded when I first started at level 20. I finished calibrating and I was out of breath. 3 months later and I'm on level 30 and the only reason I stop after an hour on the in-game timer is because I need to shower and eat lunch before EN Hours start.In my defense I literally hadn't left my house in 3 months so I had basically withered away.
SHES ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCKING WALK EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2191230she's a tenth of the way there!
>>2191215Watch as she swaps out to Massacre Axe mode and buzzsaws everything to death.
>level 33 in the second level
>>2191016Because the last MH game she played was 4U/Gen, and back then Sprint and your 3rd weapon button were the same button.
>>2191233They tend to spam, usually in all caps.
>>2191134no, no, i can tell from the wall of text that pops up whenever the game has something to say that it's not for me.
>>2191214Yeah even this anon got it. And he can't even speak English properly
>>2191159she put attack on titan yaoi doujins in the fridge while having a sleepover with marine and made a joke from it, the fujos on twitter and the author sperged out and miko had to apologize
>>2191214try to stream it then and dont forget to give a commentary too
....she didnt like great sword....
>>2191233because chat is full of retards
>>2191175>How happy Ina to find someone from EN girls to play with her?Fixed
>>2191230Does Luna have some kind of medical condition?
>over two hours>hasn't hunted a single large monster yet
>>2191233It always happens, fucking dumbasses
Jesus Luna I'm gonna fucking cum
listening to luna dying is unironically making me feel tiredam I weaker than a literal baby?
what do you do in monster hunter?
>>2191246And you'll enjoy every single moment.
>>2191272post cum tribute pussy
>>2191267and?
>>2191178I want it on my face
Jesas, I came...
>>2191172Not after the yab...
LUNA MY DIIIICK
>>2191178i hate that i always find these mildly funny
jesas luna about to fucking die for real
>>2191275collect resources
GURA AAAAHHHHHHHH
>>2191275You eat dango
>>2191233Kiara's pretty good at this too, it's amazing what the brain is capable of not doing.
>>2191275It's a walking sim apparently
>>2191275>>2191275you monster hunters.
Gura love
>>2191275hun mons
>>2191272>>2191286Quick-shotchama...
>>2191187This is literally a game for Japanese children lmao
>put weapon away>take it out>put weapon away>take it out>put weapon away>take it out>put weapon away>take it outwhy are women like this?
I LOVE YOU KIARA