/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Ame the Bee love tho

You guys really olev Ame, huh. Wish youtube would actually tell me when she's live

>>21888086
DELETE! The exclamation point needs to be the finishing act

Ame makes me calm

>>21888113
It's a mixed bag, of Youtube sucking at delivering notifications and Ame putting the frame up less than 30 minutes before so you definitely miss a notification.

>>21887925
>>21888086
I hate you guys. I'm so offended now

>>21887823
>>21887855
>>21887898
>>21887922
>>21887936
>>21887996
>>21888007
>>21888075
This girl deserves all the love.

ILOVVEAMEB!

>>21888158
E
E
!

I guess teamates have moved on from Ame to Ameb...

>>21888208
THIS IS TRUE

>>21888208
Truer words have never been spoken

>>21888247
I bet this cosplayer was behind that letter B. She can't fool me.

Yeah, I'm thinkin' Ame.

>>21887504
Apologies, I actually just got home since I had to get some groceries before coming back from work.
I can still pose my two questions I would've written though:
What kind of hairstyle would you like to see Ame have for her next outfit?
What would you like her next outfit to even be like? Should it just be Amelia Wanson?

>>21888513
oo-ee-oo!

>>21888656
Literally the same as the mv. I love it

>ILOVE AME
why doesn't it let me in!? was password changed!?

>>21888717
We are being hacked by bee cosplayers, it'll be back to normal next thread

>>21888717
It is is now this:
>>21888225

>>21888656
I don't even know where else to go with outfits, especially since Myth seems to always get outfits at the same time it'd have to be something that fits in a theme of some sort. I guess I'd like a pony tail with exercise clothes on, like a sports bra and a track jacket she can zip and unzip, similar to Marine's outfit. Tight shorts too. Wanson is also an absolutely amazing design and would be perfect for comfy streams. Maybe she could a pajama themed outfit, like Coco's but with an alligator theme.

when was the last supa sunday? am I memryholing it hard or has it been 2 weeks or more?

>>21889327
>sports bra and tight shorts
yessss pleeeeeeaase ahhhhhhh

>>21889327
I was just thinking about Ame in tight clothes...

>>21888656
I would love to have comfy Ame. Doesn't even need to be Wanson, just Ame with a cute hoodie, some cute knee high socks and messy hair and boom, it's perfection.

smol rrat

>>21888656
I think Amelia Wanson should just be an addition to one of her outfits especially the detective and casual outfits

>>21889465
3 weeks ago and it wasn't really on sunday
The good news is that she's still streaming on sundays and is reading SC after streams which is honestly better

>>21888656
>Hairstyles
I really love short hair, so a bit more short would be haven for me!
>Outfit/Wanson?
I really like the idea anon posted above me, some sort of pajama outfit would be cool, I like that kind of stuff...
That or something more time travel related!

>>21888656
>What would you like her next outfit to even be like?
I really want full magical girl ame, with a transformation and all

>>21888656
Comfy/cozy outift. That's all I want

>>21888656
>What would you like her next outfit to even be like? Should it just be Amelia Wanson?
Amelia Wanson or comfy outfit pls, I will ascend

https://youtu.be/3QJD9iekpDQ

I really want Ame to do something like this lol.
That song is stuck in my head please someone help...

>>21888656
>hairstyle
a pony tail would definitely work but is kinda overdone already. besides I like the side pony tail from casual outfit a lot. it'd be hard to top existing ones especially since Ame got 2 hairstyles each with the last two outfits. maybe something different like braids or doggie ears?
>outfit
slim-fit suit & tie!

Lads, I'm starting to have doubts with this ame girl, do you really think she's deserving of all the love and support you give to her?

>>21890440
Based and curry pilled
I like shill Ame

>>21891267
Gnilsog

What the fuck is this teammates? How could you condone this behavior?
https://files.catbox.moe/3tsxk8.mp4

>>21892064
That's almost as bad as THIS
https://files.catbox.moe/5r9b7n.mp4

This is the last straw, I'm done with this bitch. Enjoy your yab machine teakeks.

>>21892064
she's so good at it that I almost think she's unironically dumb

>>21892064
that shit eating grin growing bigger the more she drags it out gets me every time

>>21892178
OH MY GOD
the bidoof

>>21892283
teakeks will never recover from this

Ame'nis' exposed foot and armpits...

>>21892064
>Noo dont look~

>>21892501

>>21892576

>>21892576
Ame'nis is already showing so much skin, yet there's so much more I want to uncover, like that sweet tender nape.

>>21892664
Little brat is showing too much skin out in public! Correction is very much needed!

>>21892642
>>21892664
I'm gonna cover Ame'nis' body with my cool detective coat

Gators should show off some scales too every now and then

>oreo eating stream
very nice shmedule

shmedule

She really DOES have a nose very kissable too

>ywn feed ame oreos while she plays her switch

Oh nyo Ame, all those Oreos will go right to your BUTT!

>member's post
Perfect reaction image, I can feel the smug aura

Potato week?

Did you guys see the "Ass" edit befor she deleted it?

>>21893308
She already talked about a bunch of planned stream for this week and we know she has the OW collab

I can hear her saying it like the gremlin she is bros
>schedule, shmedule~

>>21893445
I did not see it, wish I did.

AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>21893487
>i eatin oreos and plyoin rf5
Now imagine her saying that with her mouth full of Oreos.

>>21893495

What did she mean by this?

>>21893666
Thanks, Satan.

>Two Elden ring streams
>Super Mario Galaxy 2
>Megamind watchalong
this week's lookin good brothers

>>21893666
>>21893687
ASS

Member poll

While I know she's inevitably playing RF5, did she make a post about it that I missed? I see a ton of comments referencing it.

dork

>>21893780
Members posts my dude

Please Ame, there are much better city builders out there that doesn't limit you.

>>21893780
It was the original comment she left, before changing it to ass

>>21893811
It's so cute how she never proofreads anything no matter what.

>>21893780
What’s rf5? Please spoon feed me anon.

>zatsudan in last
Faggots

Ame's such a DORK AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Vote the second option you bastards. That game is perfect kino for Ame

That fucking 3D model is fucking perfect i'm gonna fucking die, fuck

>>21894014
anon the other choices (not to mention any other stream during the week) pretty much come with zatsudan as a bundle package since they aren't high action

She PROMISED she'll finish Doom!

>>21893982
Thank you, I must have missed that. Felt like I checked as soon as I got the push notification but apparently that wasn't soon enough.

>>21894002
Rune Factory 5

>>21894086
it's been awhile since she's played a rhythm game on stream but the idea of her playing Sims has been tossed around for a while now. Imaging her dorky self messing with her people and having some romance is kyut

Do we know which version of Sim City she'll play?
As cute as it'd be to watch her play Sim City from 1989 or Sim City 4, they are pretty janky

>>21894014
I voted zatsu anon. But im sure we will get zatsus anyway even if it doesnt win

daily reminder: FUCK JEWTUBE AND SUSAN

I wonder why she chose Sim City instead of Cities Skylines

>>21894331
Maybe it's a perms thing, idk

>>21894331
Early game cities skylines always felt more restricted to me. less fun as it gates you from content

Why the fuck you guys don't want to see Ame in 3D?

>>21894331
I can only assume the haven't got the permissions for skylines, as it's pretty much better in every way so I don't see why she wouldn't choose it

>>21894278
Also a daily reminder: this bastard is one of the reasons Youtube is shit.
https://youtu.be/P9wLpQCkvOc

>>21894014
There's no real shortage of Ame zatsu content nowadays to be fair

I pray to god that she picked Sim City 4 instead to the latest one

>>21894169
Pretty sure she will, she just didn't bother putting it there
Its also why she said "already have...", she's making her schedule now

I don't even know what I want. I only know I want more Ame, and shall soon have more Ame.

>>21894601
ILOVE
what's her name again?

>>21894721
Ame Anthophila

>>21893982
Would've been funny if it didn't get deleted, since people were commenting yummy and mogu mogu.

>>21894774
did she delete it or did it get deleted by youtube?

>>21894919
Sounds like it was Youtube.

>>21894919
I think yt deleted it because of the naughty word

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxJGNJZonsk9QXbFKUOG0UOq8Amznl30fe
Look at my wife

>>21894564
She might have since I don't think the newer ones are on steam.

>>21894980
I tried to comment that on the following post, can confirm YT bonked it

Try not to fall in love challenge (impossible)

ILOVE AME

>>21895082
Failed that challenge from the moment I laid my eyes on Ame

>>21895089
It's my turn with the hug! Get away from her.

>>21895082
I literally cannot live without her anymore

>>21895082
shes too perfect bros. seriously, like her kyut energy is so much that it feels like i could die at any seco

>>21895189
Teamates are smol, Ame can hug a lot of us at the same time!

>>21895252
Here lies anon, he luv Ame too hard

>>21895082
but why? I don wanna

>>21895252
Anon?! Talk to me!

>>21895267
Not me. I'm beg

>>21895267
as a tinymate, a "slightly bigger than me" sized ame hugging me like an oversized plushie is my dream. oh lord...

>>21895445
As a tinymate I just want Ame to sit on me and completely engulf my body in between her huge butt cheeks.
Or shove me in between her huge boobas.
Or give me a big hug and wrap her arms around my entire body....

>rewatching the Minecraft portion of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4fol47EM50
>Ame's just in Creative Mode and lava'd an entire place
>but made sure one of the bears in the area was safe and away from the lava
She's so sweet bros...

>>21895248
Same here. I hope she stays with Hololive for like, 10 years.

>>21895682
That's my hope to, but seriously... I don't think this company can last more than 5 years in the future.

>>21895807
What are the voices telling you anon

>>21895925
It's just a hunch. Vtubing on the whole is in decline, obviously we always stay with Ame and support her forever, but you can expect more people to drop vtubers over the years.

>>21895925
I get where he's coming from. The belief that this is the peak of a phase is pretty common, but myself, I just think back to various things I used to enjoy that just died out. It would suck, but I'd live. I would just follow Ame to her later endeavors, unless she wanted us to fuck off or something in which case I'd cry into my pillow and THEN live.

>>21894601
Amenus Apis Amellifera.

>>21896155
It'll probably have a renaissance like Minecraft is having right now after its relative dip in popularity around 2015.

>>21896155
>Vtubing on the whole is in decline
You are forgetting a little pandemic that is ending. Plus the numbers keep rising

>>21896155
luckily ame is probably going to graduate last of myth, if I had to guess I'd say that the only two that'll graduate in the next couple years are mori and gura -- but they can operate as a three-piece unit just fine as long as ame's still on board (and she will be)

>>21896347
That's true didn't think about that. Could very well happen. Old trends can rise again sometimes.

>>21896155
why would vtubing be on the decline when regular streaming is still big.
corpo chuubas, maybe. but it's still an avenue for people to have fun

>>21896155
We are now in the stage of slow and steady growth. The boom is over, but to say it's in decline is simply wrong. I really don't see it ending any time soon

>>21896483
Exactly, regular streamers are still doing their thing even up to now and that's still doing well
So I doubt Vtubers and stuff are going anywhere any time soon either, there'll always be an audience for streamers in some manner I feel like

I can't help but know that this hobby of ours has an expiration date in many areas, especially after the boom in 2020. The bubble popped a long time ago for corpo chuubas, as we can now see a bunch of smaller companies trying to swim in the ocean with the mainstreams, struggling to stay afloat. We've already experienced several dimensional merges that's brought a lot of these communities further out of their niche corners, so the indie world grows more and more diverse and convoluted. Things won't ever be the same again, and frankly I worry about the direction a vast majority of vtubers are going but I just know we'll have our Ame to enjoy throughout our days she's honestly one of my last few hopes should this all come crashing down some day in future years
sorry about blogpost, but I've had far too many days of thinking about this

>>21896861

>>21896861
tl;dr
just fucking relax, nigga

>>21896861
I don't know what the future holds, but I'm gonna try to enjoy the time I've got right now with Ame. She's legitimately the reason why I'm still alive and she helped me get through last year.
But one day at a time. Today she's eating Oreos and Rune Factory 5 and planning out the week. Tomorrow, we'll hear from her again. And I'll just keep taking it a day at a time.

dont worry bros, i learned a spell for this back in high school. hololive will be safe from going under with a flick of my magical wand.

>>21896861
No data or basis to support these concerns, just a stupid fear that your beloved hobby will end. Take your fucking meds and sit down for a while
You remind me of some retards doomposting in 2015 with the twitch thing and youtubers leaving YT

>>21897014
This is a good outlook to have.

>>21896861
at the very least, ame will most definitely be the last EN standing of the group and everyone knows it. nobody else in her gen cares as much as she does and it shows in the difference in stream quality already

Cover's main revenues are sponsoships and huge events like concerts. Idol shit is huge in japan so as long as the girls keep on being cute were good

>>21897179
And we know Ame is cuteness incarnate so she's here forever...
She's always in your heart at least.

>>21897087
7 fucking years ago

>>21896155
Your hunch is completely wrong. People are never going to stop watching cute girls, and the fact that vtubers are visually ageless and can stay cute forever makes them better than regular female streamers. Hololive and vtubing in general are here to stay.

>>21897087
>No data or basis to support these concerns
actually quite the contrary, it's more so too much. Not that I'm some numberfagging schizo who thinks it'll end based on metrics, but observation of several factors throughout the years that I'm not going to elaborate on bc I'm taking the route of >>21896980. I'm not taking meds and will keep my eyes open

Just Ame.

>>21897331
-> >>21895925
-> >>21897087
Literally the same as those fags with the ttv-yt thing, like, literally. kek

>>21897501
go back

>>21897331
ogey retard

>>21897331
>>21897536
>Source: believe me bro
fuck off

i miss ame and ina's hat in time playthrough...

>>21897588
Wasn't that the playthrough that was the birth of
>GOTTA--

>>21897600
either the birthplace or the early start of it. I remember Ame specifically getting Ina's attention just to sing Chug Jug with You for her

>>21897640
>Ame getting your attention to sing Chug Jug
>Ame just getting up in your face and going
>got a--
>numba won victory royale, yeah Fornite we 'bout to get down (get down!)
>as she tries to do one of those silly Fortnite dances
Maybe my imagination is running wild

>>21897720
Ame is the type of girl to practice the orange justice in the mirror while brushing her teeth, toothpaste dripping down her chin

this "risk" of "vtubers are going to go the way of the dinosaur bro" is purely a western phenomenon, there's no way the JPs are going to lose their viewerbase. and ame is the only EN that cares enough about vtubing in general to tough out a general decline of western interest, which hololive will definitely continue to support with how much revenue she's brought in by singlehandedly turning myth into the undeniable most dominant western vtuber group

>>21897720
>hey, hey anon, heeeeyyy~
>could I say something to you it's reeeeally important~
>heeeeeeey~
>stop whatever your doing and give her your full attention
>several seconds of deadpan silence before you just hear
>we gotta-
>Ame starts singing a dorky voice and you can't help but smile
>>21897834
dear god, imagine her practicing dances with younger brother watson and trying to show us her moves in 3D
>loook guys I've been practicing, wanna see some sick moves?

Ame makes me feel at peace.

>>21897886
I'm picturing it now and I'm already smiling
Ame's so cute and dorky bros

Ame makes me feel her boobs in my face

>Youtubers peaked, from now on it's on decline - 2012
>Youtubers peaked, now the decline is actually starting - 2014
>Youtubers are leaving the platform, now there's twitch. DEFINITELY it's the end of youtubers - 2015/2016
>Copypaste the previous one but it's 2018
>Twitch peaked, it won't get any bigger than this. And there the Mixer and FC gaming thing - 2019
>YouTube is improving its streaming platform, twitch will probably start to lose steam - 2020/2021
>Meanwhile, more and more youtubers, more and more streamers, more servers, more money invested in the platforms, more companies are joining to make money, better tecnology. And all this in a constantly growing trend, for all this years
Everything is going to be getting bigger until TV and radio dies for good, retards. And vtubing technology is only getting better every year. The only way for Ame to leave is by a personal decision or by Cover's "final yab". If you want to join the schizos of the latter, good luck

>>21898818
yeah, there's a decent chance that whoever brought the topic up initially is a just chumbud or deadbeat trying to pull a fast one on us with concern trolling

>>21898980
Ok, you made me laugh this time

>>21898980
If you love chumbuds and deadbeats so much why don'tcha marry 'em, anon

>>21899108
>cute chumbud/deadbeat cosplaying as ame
uwah...

>>21898818
Every two years another generation of teenagers larger than the one that came before it moves into the demographic that watches youtubers

A very efficient pipeline must exist (lol rabbit hole) that brings kids from absentee tablet parenting to livestreams

Amelia H. Watson.

>>21899393
The H stands for "Has a big butt".

>>21899317
More like every 2 years you have the same set of edgy retards pretending to be "the oldfags who saw their hobby die" when in the end that never happens

>>21899480
This is true!

>>21899534
>almost 2 years since holomyth

>>21899660
Real

>>21899480
could also stand for "has big tits" too!

>>21899727
This is also true!

rratmom deep voice is kinda hot

>>21899727
Still waiting on this dude to draw Ame'nis
Imagine the booba...

Just feel like sharing this, kinda on topic I suppose
>>21898082
>>21898446
>>21899001
>>21899298
>>21899565
>>21900019

>>21900149
Amelemon LOVE

Final sendoff
>>21900376

>>21900149
>>21900635
lemonmates, its over...

>>21900635
o7

>>21900149
>>21900635
o7

>>21900635
GIWTWM

>>21900635
o7

Ame is lightning in a bottle. I can't help but feel lucky to have her in my life.

>>21888658
KILLER TOFU
EE-AI-EE

>>21903344
>Ame is lightning in a bottle
And you can't let her go now that you've got it

After about 4-5 months I finally have notifications for member posts again, thank god. YT and his pajeet code are still garbage tho.

Currently driving around the city with my wife. We love taking night drives with romantic slow songs because of how soothing it gets.

do teamates have a favorite artwork of ame?
i think this one is my personal favorite, at least right now. its missing her signature pinkish eye highlights, but it makes her legs look exquisite, all without making her proportions too off-model either.

>>21904332
This has got to be my favourite art of Ame that I've got saved. It's Ame in the Ame, autumn, my favourite season, and I love her expression.

>>21904332
She’s just so beautiful in this one. I just imagine being there with her and getting lost in her beauty.

>>21904332
I think this one is my favorite.
There's just sonething about it, it's not just those boobas

>>21904332
I've always loved the energy of this one.

Schedule fucking doko? Why is it so hard for her to make a schedule in a reasonable amount of time? She already knows everything she wants to do. She uses AMT instead of converting time zones. Most of the streams will be at AMT and if not, then AMT+5 or +7. Just come up with a template like Ina ffs.

SGEDULE :DDDDDDDD

>>21906068
Calm down obsessivemate

>>21906068
Bro its been almost 2 years
You should know by now she has severe unmedicated ADHD amd can't focus on things that don't catch her attention to save her life.
As for making a template, she talked about that but would only use one she really likes. When she says "schedule on [day]" just assume its gonna be on [day+1]

>>21906068
Schmedule gets delayed by 2 hours every time someone complain ogay

>>21906068
REEEEEEEE I NEED MU SCHEDULE!
Funny how i never relied on schedules to watch Ame, couldn't even understand the whole timezone math i'm supposed to do.
I just lurk and catch almost all the streams.

>>21907673
it usually worked out pretty naturally for me
>get home from work
>ame on the telly
life is good

>>21907781
Truly a blessing but unfortunaly i work from home.
I haven't experienced the "come home to your wife" feeling with Ame yet.

>>21908357
Same and I wish I had a hybrid schedule or something, I feel like a hikkineet working from home and my sleep has been fucked for a whole year now.

Teamates look like this?!

>>21910251
I have nicer looking feet

>>21910251
I have a cuter face

>>21910274
Prove it

>>21910251
No, I look like this.

So what did she mean by this?

>>21910679
ass and titties
ass
ass
ass
ass
ass and titties

>>21887823
>>21887855
>>21887898
>>21887922
>>21887925
>>21887936
>>21887996
>>21888007
>>21888075
>>21888086
>>21888092
We did it reddit!

>>21910679
Ass

>>21910679
Here's the explanation:

>>21910679
ass

>>21911184
i want to be rough with those proportions

>>21910987
>that bush peek
Totally SFW, move along citizen

>>21910679
https://litter.catbox.moe/16ptdh.jpg
ass

>>21911318
why these people look like weirdly designed 3D characters

>>21911918
cus that's basically what humans are

Ame Bee's schedule just dropped. Members post on her channel.

>>21911918
30 layers of photoshop+lighting
it removes skin complexions, etc.

>two mentions of amebee
>no one got told to kys themselves
amebeebros, we won

>>21887704
I don't care about ame, but damn QUASARCAKE art is really top nothc

>>21913183
rude :(

>>21911918
Asian cosplayers are notorious for abusing filters/photoshop/makeup/body shaping tape etc. If you follow Japanese girls you'll see them change skin tone from regular to grey inbetween posts. One JAV girl who abuses filters is JULIA, like her skin is completely different in some of her pictures compared to videos of herself (and when we look at her actual JAV videos the difference is even more apparent)
That being said, this cosplayer is pretty tame as far as Asian shoops go. Not bad imo, but I prefer the forbidden one that /vt/ scared off the internet.

>>21895082
this seriously might be my favorite model

My wife made me lunch.

>>21892064
Now that’s comedy!

>>21896861
Calm yourself, Ame ain’t going anywhere anytime soon

>>21914252
She graduates tomorrow, I know, they tell me

I miss Ame... Two days without her go by so slow.

>>21915453
Daijoubu she's back today. She deserved the potato days after 8 days in row streamed.

I want to mash ame's potatoes and I'm not kidding

>>21916132
my smol ame fetish is killing me...

Man, I want Ame to reach Rykard as soon as possible. Her sound/VA autism & DEBAUR BERY GOOOOOWD TOGETHAAAAAA will be a treat.

>>21916132
She also streamed 3 more times than anyone else in EN within those days too. Last week was great all around.

>>21916796
she spoilt us so much last week. new house buff is real

>>21917335
Ame won't be a good mother for our future kids if she keeps up with this spoiling.
She can spoil her husband (me) instead all she wants but not the kids.

What if Ame but pregnant

>>21918487
Haven't you learned from last time
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaen/status/1377582434590490628?lang=en

>>21918564
And I'm still proud of my little war criminal gremlin

>>21918564
This was a great birth though.

*ahem*
If I may for the briefest moment direct your eyes to Ame's thighs being squished by her stockings in this pic(I would also mention her butt but that's kind of the centerpiece)
God bless Nabi-mama...

>>21919783
This little autist.... needs sex correction...!

>>21919783
I want to bite it. Not with force, just a love bite.

>>21919783
The fact that Nabi was terrible at drawing big breasts but she practiced hard just for Ame is cute.
I hope she's able to come back soon, she kinda disappeared from social media aside from retweets.

>>21920245
I wonder if she went to college to study art? I guess I find it ironic that she would be lectured by some random professor, despite her being a successful artist that is commissioned by a wealthy company.

>>21920245
Think she did that because juggling 3 things at once (artist, student, and vtuber) was a bit much - I’m sure we’d see her again once things settle down a bit

My PC died and my Ame folder is stuck on it until I can get my HDD into another machine
Kill me

>>21921930
This is fine :)

Also please nobody ruins the 69 posters. Ame will be very sad.

>>21921930

>>21919783

>>21922776
Armando you are an idol, you better stop that.

>>21922776
>Armando being surprised about getting a boner
>not being able to control it
>being super sensitive so he twitches if you touch the tip a bit
UWAH

>>21910987
This one's new to me, uwah.
>>21919783
God fucking bless Nabi-mama, I love the thigh squish.

>>21922304
Damnit

>>21923156
do femmates really

Whoever that 70th poster was... You are the worst.

>>21916796
Last week was the most fun I've had in such a long time, and the imagination station stream was the icing on the cake.

>>21923334
70thmate HATE

>>21923246
>>21923334
No other choice, we have to get it up to 1337, power up your smart fridges.

>>21923334
>>21923395
fucking women >>21923156

>>21923334
i agree, whoever he might be lol

>>21921930
Maybe I'll upload my Ame folders to some cloud storage. I would hate to lose my collection.

>>21923550
One small thing I've just now noticed about this Webm is how Ame's left hand is pointing towards Ina.

>>21923684
Also the brief flash of a 'stache, Armando took over for a sec

Reminder teabuds, one day ame will become a hag

May we be here together for such times

>>21923749
Impossible, Ame does not and cannot age

>>21923749
Thanks to Kiara, we know that Ame will use her powers to keep herself from aging

>>21923749
When does the hag age starts?

>>21923910
According to the average /hag/ poster, around the 30s

>>21923910
13 years old

>>21923910
double digits

>>21923949
We will have to wait a lot more then. I already feel old just thinking about it.

Ame is a teenager whose body matured early except for her height

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrrQodJExb0
I started getting a lot of terrarium vids in my recommended feed thanks to someone. Some are pretty cool.
Don't show this to Ame though

>>21924204
Also called: Shortstack

>>21924289
You silly dumb, we all know she's /here/

>>21924289
I swear 85% of American youtubers have the same freaking voice

>>21924366
Ame is not /here/
Bee Ame sure is though, the start of this thread proves it.

Ame the Bee

>>21918564

>>21924606
Buzz off

AMELIA WATSON, FORMER DETECTIVE AND THE FOUNDER OF WATSON'S INDUSTRIES™, BY THE POWER OF CTHULHU TRANSFERED TO ME, I WILL ASK YOU TO MANIFEST/HERE/, AND ANSWER OUR PLEAS!!

>>21924763
Hewwo

>>21924836
Big if true

>>21924868
How big, on a scale of Smol Ame to Ame's butt?

>>21924499
I think the same thing. That's my theory as to why Nijisanji EN hired mostly non-americans for their male gen. Because most of the burger auditions will have been really boring to listen to.

>>21925026
Ame's butt, so VERY bi

>>21925077
aaaaa I'm horny for Ame's giant buttt
whatamigonnadooo

>>21925210
Get ready to be ground pounded, anon.

>>21925077
>>21925371
Noice

>>21923749
i look forward to that day

>>21925077
>>21925371

>>21923749
>growing old together with Ame
It’s just like we are married or something ahhhhhhhhhh

>>21925759
>growing old with Ame
>retiring with her on a small little farm
>taking care of some animals in your last, quiet, peaceful days

>>21923749
PLEASE.
I will be here.

>>21925846
Yeeeeeees

>>21923749
so will we all

>>21925846
>at your last moments, Ame rewinds time back to the first time you meet
>all Ame’s and your memories would be lost, so it’s kinda meaningless. Neither gets to relive the experience
>but Ame just couldn’t let go, as she doesn’t want a life without you

>>21926565
>What do you say? Wanna go 'round again?

>>21926662
>Then you ask: "was this the first time?"

ATTENTION! AME WILL BE STREAMING TODAY!

>>21927015

>>21927039
Big if true

>>21927039
I hope its not too late and its not Apex
Not that I mind Apex but I want to watch actual games she can finish.

>>21926565
I'm pretty sure my love for Ame can break the boundaries of time, there's no way i could forget my wife.

>>21927135
>Feelings that go beyond the physical limits of your body across time
I'm now reminded that Ame dropped steins gate, she didn't even reach the romance subplot...

>>21927514
R-romance?
Is there... kissing...?

>>21927615
There's cute awkward kissing after experiencing love across multiple timelines, it's a really good anime/VN if you haven't watched it

>>21926662
>>21926839
>She gasps before casually saying
>Y-yeah it was, I just...don't want this to end yet
>Her countenance fades to melancholy
>While you willingly agreed to restarting the clock, unbeknownst to you, Ame marked another tick in her notebook
>This'll probably come back to hurt us....but I can't help it, just one more time

>>21923749
>>21925759
>>21925846
Ame already ticks several boxes for me, for her to become a child bearing hag would be perfection beyond comprehension FUCK

>>21923910
Christmas Cake (or in this case, hag transition phase): 26+
Hag: 30s+