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Hololive Global
I love Ina!
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1378519106350161922SHE'S FUCKING HERE
>>2186477I love ina too!
>>2186461HAHAHAHAHA
>>2186461kek
>>2186461Holy shit lmao
Time for the final round of betting!Who will be Gura's first cart? Who will take the same-cherry?
I love Gura!
>>218646110/10
I truly believe from the bottom of my heart that people that don't capitalize their names are less than human.
>>2186461Oh my fuck
>>2186461h-hayai
Watamelon...
>>2186461KEK
>>2186465That's just tedious anon.
>capital letters>ugh noEnglish autists wrecked
Thoughts?
PLACE YOUR WEAPON BETS
cringe oniichan!
Fuck CapcomAll my niggas hate Crapcom
Whats the over/under on whether Gura will actually make it to the first actual monster (Great Izuchi).
>enjoying another exciting stream of Character Creator: Rise
>>2186495Me
>>2186480>a thing cannot improve after each instance with the individual improvingbaka tenchou, but I love her
>>2186501capital letters are reddit
>>2186461Kek nice edit.
>>2186461Kek, you fucking sodomite
Risu Hate
>>2186480>positive feedback>>for kiara>>>hereAre you off your meds?
>>2186461
>>2186480>she jumps on /hlgg/ just to read RATE THE STREAM every time she finishes
i love gura
Is your Hunter cuter/cooler looking than Gura's?
How many times will she get carted and make her high-pitched shork yell
>>2186501guess that explains why im here
>the way she looked at the rottweiler looking oneyou just know...
Look at this fucking abomination of body proportions, this is an olympic powerlifter wearing an oversized child's head on her shoulders.
>Watching Gura spend an hour in character creator when she won't even play the game for more than one streamHeh
BLOOP MENTION
>>2186510gun lance
>>2186501This is true. They're unironic sociopaths.
BLOOP MENTIONI REPEATBLOOP MENTION
>>2186526Were you not here two threads ago?
Gura's ADHD kicking in
>>2186480I LOVE YOU KIARA
>>2186385The girl voices provided by the game sound retarded to girls. Gura swapped away after hearing the damage taken voice that sounded like it got ripped straight from a hentai
>>2186461Who is she texting?
>>2186501It was a pretty common thing to do in the old days of pc gaming
BLOOP MENTIONTHEY ARE
Bloop is alive?!
>>2186461Damn, I spit my drink out
>>2186461Jesus fucking Christ, I love this
Wait, who is Bloop?
why do retards still think they can break the rules?>dog appears in gameKORONE XDDD>cat appearsOKAYU/FBK XDDDD>wall appearsRUSHIA XDDD>rabbit appearsPEKO XDDDD
>>2186510lance looks like a trident so....
>>2186501Good thing she's a shark then.
>>2186480i love my chikan wife
Why is Black/red so much better of a colour theme than White/blue?
>>2186501agreed
Mori Love!
bloop mention!
just choose the presets if you want to play now gura..
BLOOP MENTION, HE STILL EXISTS
I love this cute shark girl like you wouldn’t believe!
cute dog
>>2186480KIARA AND RISU... I LOVE BOTH OF YOU
>>2186501capital letters are for fags
>>2186461sasu-GUH
[Good News] another dox server got nuked, the kind with real doxxes that sicken me. i don't know if they have a backup made, but i'll try to get in that one too
>>2186350
>>2186544>>2186548>>2186550>>2186551>>2186557>>2186558>>2186559>>2186560>>2186565>>2186566>>2186569THEY ARE...?
>>2186526The feedback here was very positive towards her holotalk though?
>>2186510LS because switching weapons will doxx her
SHRIMPSHE'S COMING BACKHE WANTS HIS "MASCOTTE" POSITION BACK
>>2186510my pick, Greatswordwhat she will pick is Hammer though
>>2186534Terra....
>>2186572>faggot appears>i respond
What the fuck is a Bloop?
Bloop...
>>2186501
>>2186461based op
>>2186572>Schizo appears/hlgg/ XDDDDDDDD>Insane woman appearsMATULI XDDDDDDD>Pedophile appearsCHUMCHADS XDDDDDDDDDD
>>2186573doesnt IG have a literal trident in world?
>>2186591Zamtrios...
>>2186596thank you for all your hard work.
BLOOP MENTIONED>BLOOP MENTIONED
GET FUCKED BLOOPFAGS
>>2186596Godspeed anon
>>2186501I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY
WHY DOESNT WORLD HAVE DOGGOS THEY ALL LOOK SO COOL
>>2186572Normalfag mentality, hard to break it
>>2186538Yeah they have the exact same proportions as the male character model. Scaling polygons is hard.
>>2186538that's monster hunter in a nutshell
>>2186596o7
>>2186613dobbson...
>>2186480HI KIARA I LOVE YOU
>>2186510ALL IN ON LANCE
>>2186610>black cat appearsN
>>2186501I'm a chumbud but I agree with you
>>2186596Are you the batman anon? You are doing god's work.
>All white charactersGURA IS
>>2186534mine is literally just Venom Snake, his palamute D-Dog, and his Felyne a literal ocelot. I am playing the coolest characters possible.
>>2186371And now she doesn't pretend
>>2186510dual bladesill throw her an aka if she goes chargeblade
>>2186527I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO CHANGE YOUR FILENAME YOU FUCKING ARGIE BASTARD.
>>2186572>my first chat just for you and PekoWhat? Does he think Gura's gonna split the money with Pekora?
>last threadTell me, /hlgg/, as someone who only really browsed /a/ and /m/ for the most part.Why, if they come from a board all about video games, and even make musicals devoted to video games, do they hate video games and video game companies so much, and prefer to talk about American social issues, assuming it all revolves around them?
>>2186556I could see Mori as the only one that does a non joke character but she would choose one of the deeper female voices.
>>2186630no games...
>>2186613>Implying he's not going to show up in Rise G alongside Tetsucabra, Agnaktor, and Gravios
>Reddit actually deleted the "Coco talking about EN collabs" post that had a billion upboats in 30 minutesIronic when she's called the "reddit dragon" when their moderation is removing her.>Muh redditYes reddit is a shithole, but it's the only way to bring attention to this Coco ban with EN bullshit. Even normies are starting to catch on.
>>2186480Kiara my chikinwife I know you're here! I fucking love you woman!
>/b/
THE SEQUEL
>>2186596Based
Watching Gura be the fastest member of Hololive to make it out of the character creator of Monster Hunter Rise unless she takes 20 minutes on Palico and Malamute to lose to Iofi as we'll finally get to see what this shark is capable of in hunting other predators.While Noel's not looking at her stamina, the stamina bar under her health bar, the stamina that she needs to roll and dodge with, the stamina she needs to maintain in order to slay yokais in Nioh.So friends, where we at?
>>2186510Something big and unga
/b/SHES
>>2186501I AGREE
>>2186596Excellent. Keep it up, infilanon.>>2186638Chumbat retired because someone tried to larp as chumjoker to oppose him, like a month ago.
>>2186461GURANDMA
Ahem...
>bthis fucking retard I love her
>>2186501Faggot
>>2186598all me
>>2186538Monster hunter characters all have fridge-mode bodies
>>2186651Pekora's captor is Gura. Peko is actually the reason Atlantis fell and she's paying for her crimes.
>>2186652there's like one good video game a year at most
>>2186638no, just infiltrator anon. chumbat handles schizos in gura's SC's/chat, i think. i infiltrate, archive, and report dox servers.
>>2186510hammer unga bunga gura smash
>>2186596they're afraid...
>I just wanna play.Hope Gura is ready for an hour of TEXT and tutorials.
>>2186636
>Gura is the type to give names like "b"Disgusting desu
>>2186640Atlantis is a white only gated community
>>2186605You don't understand. I HAVE to complain for the 1357th time after I see something retarded. It's a new experience for me every single time.
>>2186627>Scaling polygons is hard.sure, that's what it is
>>2186596based
I liked this one better
>>2186640Go back to Twitter where people care
>>2186649LEAVE ME ALONE BRITISHFAG AAAAAAHHHHHH
What are your thoughts on this?
>>2186526lurk more fag
>>2186510Im guessing Hammer, but I think SnS could be a good fit.>>2186646Would be neat to see if she goes charge blade
>>2186652americans are a diseased race
>>2186510I'm thinkin' hammer.
>>2186658She's in Gura's chat>Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-EN fubuki senpai!!!!!!! kon kitsune!!
>>2186510>believing she will figure out how to change weapons
>>2186572You calling Kiara a retard?
>>2186671HOLY BASED
>>2186596make them seethe with anger
Imagine taking character creation seriously in a monster hunter game
>>2186556the deep male voices also sounded based as fuck
>>2186640Based
>>2186596Good
>>2186591GOD DAMN IT CAPCOM GIVE US LAYERD DOG ARMOR FOR THIS AND JAGRAS
>>2186663Right here Ayamefriend!Watching Gura make her character while Noel fights some red ogre dudes!
>>2186510LS because she's too retarded to get a different one
buxom feline
>>2186596>2 minutes after this was postedOh I am laffin, keep doing God's work Anon
IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING OKAYU?
>>2186710I love my retarded chickenwife!
MEEEEEEEIDDDDDOOOOSSSS
>>2186710When is she not?
>>2186510Hammer!
>infiltrator reports poka is quitting and another dox server goes down>immediately doxfags in this thread posting doxes
RRAT
rrat
>A RRAT
>RRAT
>>2186510ALL MY NENECOINS ON GS
HE LOOKS LIKE A RRAT
>>2186596>Did it got nuked ?>HOLY SHIT DID THE SECEND SERVER GOT NUKED
http://poal.me/7dljcehttp://poal.me/7dljcehttp://poal.me/7dljce
>looks like a rrat
A RATT
Bloop looks like a rrat...
>>2186687She'll get filtered cause she lacks the patience to read tutorials, weapon move instructions and such
>>2186671>>2186713Seethe harder discordfags
>that looks like a rrat
>>2186510LS, because she won't figure out how to changeplease let me be wrong
rrat mentioned
>>2186710She's retarded in a cute way!
>>2186710>03:29Holy shit, your sleep schedule, anon.
LOOKS LIKE A RRAT
>rrat
>>2186461The long twin tails reminds me of this and I hate it.
>>2186532She will die to the tutorial boss
>>2186671Cool picture, I will now proceed to forget what everyone looks like in 5 minutes.
>>2186652Because its reached the point where enough retards infest the board and even good games get shitposted to death. A lot of people still love games on there but no one wants to talk about them because you literally can't.
>>2186671
>>2186713Exactly 1 minute kek
SHE'S HERE
>>2186694fix it or fuck off fag
>>2186510SnS 100%
>>2186510She'll try the Lance because trident memes, and she'll keep it because she can hug the shield.
>>2186596Earlier this morning>POKAsent a global message that he was getting "doxed irl" and that thing scared him because it was with malitious intent, he said that he was going to delete everything with ties to him and "encouraged" other to do the same because it was no joke
>>2186726>tired gura.jpg
>>2186652>anons mad about x for a variety of reasons>shitposters see easy (You)s>shitposters constantly make threads about x>anons keep replying because anons are retarded>videogame threads eventually die outIt's not that hard
>>2186510Charge blade baby
>>2186522kek
>gatheringGura is a fucking pro
>>2186761Let me watch my oshi mive man...
>>2186657Based Kenzochad
>>2186671you have no power here
>>2186641Uncreative but based
>g
>>2186768>patreon>people pay for this shitlmao
>Not starting with HealerShe's gonna get carted.
>>2186742>>2186596the guy speaking in all caps also repeatedly references /hlgg/ jokes and said he doesn't watch streams he's just in dox servers "for the rrats". also keeps asking about boyfriends.
>>2186710My wife is the cutest retard!
g
/b//g/
>>2186699IT HAS BEEN 6 MONTHS OR MORE. IT ANNOYED ME ON /jp/ AND IT ANNOYS ME HERE. STOP IT.
>>2186768If the chest was small this artwork wouldn't be so bad.
>>2186657a lot of comments were FUCK CHINAwhich are right but that just inviting politics to the discussion. Also part of the reason collab is kinda hard for coco with EN is not that management and EN doesnt want it. But they dont tust EN chats to behave without becoming politics.Hachama prechat when shewas coming back was an exmaple where she was getting spammed and EOPs couldnt contain themselves.
>>2186572This bugs me to no end
>B and G>Boy and Girl
How to dl twitcast? I don't wanna into that github thing and ytdl doesn't work with it. Tempted to just record audio using OBS
>>2186794This
>>2186596>already posting doxxshit hereYou really riled them up anon, good job. One might even say that they're running amok
>Gura owns a Thinkpad and uses Gentoo
>chat telling her to take healerwhat are they, cowards?
Hey her character doesn't look that bad.
>>2186596>>2186671Anon... you are making them seethe...
are doxxfags mad about the sever?fuckin hell kek
>>2186785>and she'll keep it because she can hug the shieldLance is a chad weapon if you know how to play it right
>>2186786>"doxed irl"Ah, so he's finally getting what he had coming, huh? Good.
>>2186761Well it’s the same time zone as Kiara
GUH
YOU JUST KNOW
>We're finally ready to fightPoor summer child... The 2 hours of tutorial will filter her hard.
>>2186671Impressive
>>2186713>1 minuteKill yourself you fucking manlet.
I thought the dog was banging the trap
It's so weird to me when people post doxshit since there isn't anything that shocking to reveal.They're all moderately to very attractive women. Wow, amazing, world has been turned upside down etc.
>>2186461Multiplayer monster hunter rise collabs with EN WHEN WHEN WHEN
>>2186768why do boobs scare you so much
>JP voicesOh thank god
>>21866711 Kys2 Save3 Meidooo!!!!
MOSURAAAAYAMOSURAAAA
>>2186768The rendering looks really good, but the bust size is a no-go
It's April now, anons. 4 months into 2021.>>/jp/31525112 >>>/jp/31525130 <span class="deadlink">>>>/jp/31525144 >>>/jp/31525165 >>>/jp/31525166 >>>/jp/31525171 >>>/jp/31525200 >>>/jp/31525208 >>>/jp/31525212 >>>/jp/31525234 >>>/jp/31525235 >>>/jp/31525254 >>>/jp/31525266 >>>/jp/31525273 >>>/jp/31525291 >>>/jp/31525329 >>>/jp/31525353[/spoiler]>>>/jp/31527763 >>>/jp/31527773 >>>/jp/31527798 >>>/jp/31527806 >>>/jp/31527820 >>>/jp/31527822 >>>/jp/31527857 >>>/jp/31527892 >>>/jp/31527932 >>>/jp/31528047 >>>/jp/31528112 >>>/jp/31528377 >>>/jp/31528561 >>>/jp/31529560>>>/jp/31546453 >>>/jp/31546468 >>>/jp/31546469 >>>/jp/31546498 >>>/jp/31546547 >>>/jp/31546558 >>>/jp/31546560 >>>/jp/31546573 >>>/jp/31546592 >>>/jp/31546601 >>>/jp/31546615 >>>/jp/31546642 >>>/jp/31546656 >>>/jp/31546689 >>>/jp/31546697 >>>/jp/31546705 >>>/jp/31546707 >>>/jp/31546749 >>>/jp/31546764 >>>/jp/31546854 >>>/jp/31546916 >>>/jp/31546980 >>>/jp/31547029 >>>/jp/31547094>>>/jp/31556280 >>>/jp/31556294 >>>/jp/31556348 >>>/jp/31556356 >>>/jp/31556359 >>>/jp/31556379 >>>/jp/31556388 >>>/jp/31556451 >>>/jp/31556477 >>>/jp/31556704 >>>/jp/31557067>>>/jp/31556280 >>>/jp/31556294 >>>/jp/31556348 >>>/jp/31556356 >>>/jp/31556359 >>>/jp/31556379 >>>/jp/31556388 >>>/jp/31556451 >>>/jp/31556477 >>>/jp/31556704 >>>/jp/31557067New:>>>/jp/31656255>>>/jp/31657546>>115448 + >>115503https://streamable.com/4cllqzhttps://streamable.com/2z6rk8
>>2186786lol, hopefully someone hunts him down and fucking kills him
RATE GURA'S MH CHARACTER DESIGN
Ara ara
>>2186477I love Ina too!
>>2186596お疲れ様でした
Why is she playing with Japanese voices is she a weeb?
>not monster hunter languageaw man
>>2186808What's actually the difference? I've only used gatherer, but my Palico still heals me from time to time.
>>2186809A literal retarded Seamonkey dramafag? Who could have guessed?
Buff game...
>>2186786Aren't you guys going a little too far?
>this gruntingis this the witcher?
>>2186847It's like you don't even want to suffer.
The grunts coming out of that model are comedy gold, fuck SERIOUS CHARACTER fags
>>2186859its ogey
It just came to me... but the game doesn't have a pompadour right?
>>2186851First thing I thought of seeing the twins since the Mohun arc started
>>2186671That's nothing, check THIS out
Gura's character reminds me of R. Mika
>>2186808Healer is useless, Assist palicos chads are the true mvps.
>>2186828>blown up serverjesas i cant spell
>>2186875No, doxxniggers deserve to get killed IRL.
Retards who want genderlocked voices would've taken away this kino from us
>>2186829Oh, I'm not disagreeing with that at all -- but for a new player, that shield is the biggest safety blanket imaginable and I see new players flock to it and cling to it for their lives.
>>2186538The body in proportion to itself is not bad but the head is seriously tiny
>>2186652Videogames are an entry level hobby so election tourist all flooded /v/ and the mods there don't give a shit to moderate their board
HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THE GRUNTS WERE COMING FROM THE DOG
shouldve made the cat blue and called it S for maximum meltdown
>>2186857BEGONE GHOST OF PAST /JP/s
Get ready for those 15 sec clips "Gura says ara ara?!?!" with a cropped hentai thumbnail ha haaa...
>>2186809Wow, narrativeniggers are doxfags, who could've fucking guessedI hope you faggots remember this the next time someone enters the thread going>hey guys, rrats?
>>2186857I've literally stopped doing my reps 1 week into 2021
>>2186864mgmg
GURA GUSHING OVER A LOLI AGAIN
>Doki doki at the loliSasuga
MOGU MOGU
>>2186786>"doxed irl" and that thing scared himWell gee whiz willikers!!!! Maybe his doxxers were just doing it for fun and to "inform"? Why must he be such a worrywart?
>>2186657Blaming one side is just going to play into the Antis hand and will split the Cover fandom apart. We need to be unified in this.
MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU
place your bets on what weapon
MOGUMOGUMOGUMOGUMOGUMOGUMOGUMOGUMOGUMOGUMOGUMOGUMOGUMOGU
>>2186857wtf
MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU
MOGU MOGU MOGU
GET DOWN THE MOGUS ARE COMING
>>2186671risu is very cute
>>2186873You just wait for Resident Evil Village, now that will be a BUFF game in more ways than one.
MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU
>little boy flashes on screen>MOGU MOGUGura!?
>with this we have truly become the Monster Hunter: RiseReally, Capcom?
Jannies asleep or something?
>>2186689This but unironically
>>2186882I'm reporting you to the authorities.
Bros... the fact Pokemon: Arceus Legends is gonna be on the same platform as this game depresses me...
>>2186873Monhun is extremely based, no matter what a couple shitters from /v/ try to screech.
>>2186875Doxxfags get what they fucking deserve. He's been at this for nigh on 4 months, THAT WE KNOW OF.
>>2186873Monhun didn't buff Ina like that did it?
Is that Wolverine?
based shark
>>2186804>toilet vore anonPeople has paid for worse anon, for things you wouldn't believe...
>>2186857all me...and yes, still doing my reps
>>2186815I loved Haachama's prechat. Or any time some spammers come in. The EOP tourists start spamming back with Wuhan Flu, Fuck China, etc. Makes the other viewers mad too but I just find it funny at this point
>>2186857Fine.
>>2186941Nope
>>2186922God that's just going to be a fucking flood isn't it?
>>2186895Fuck off.
>>2186652Every single person that wanted to discuss games already left, so all that's left are the usual contrarian EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKS faggots, people that won't shut up about politics and endless wojak and pepes.
>>2186938I miss these bastards already...
>>2186909Impossible when half the fanbase genuinely believes Cover didn't leave Coco out to dry on her own to get rocks pelted at her for, what, eight months, now? They think Cover can't do anything wrong.
>>2186671Reine is cute, CUTE I SAY!
god Rise's nipponshit is fucking insufferable
>>2186938You realize MH is loved there?
Are you excited for 2 hours of tutorials and boring ass dialogue?
isn't it funny how doxxfags will 9 times out of 10 use the most unflattering pics they can find
>>2186875Nah, an exemplary punishment is needed to keep others from doing it
>>2186875It's the same thing he was doing. He has no place to complain.
I still don't like how they went for Eastern Aesthetics
SEX with Risu!
Nya
>>2186895She knows about the HERfags in her fanbase and likes teasing them discreetly, not directly riling them up.
>Damn I'm thickGod I want to fuck Gura's thighs
>>2186875nah if people want to know they have the right to know : }
>>2186501This desu wa~
>>2186873Well Ina averaged 12k her first stream
>>2186971cope faggot
Hime cuts are pure sex.
SHA HA HA HARK
>>2186875Absolutely deserved, if you try to doxx people, expect to get doxxed as well.Also>you guysThe funny thing is that >we haven't done anything at all, they literally started doxxing and harassing each other completely on their own.
>>2186972please contain yourself.
>>2186857What's going on
INSIDE GURA
>>2186975>rampage inside youGURA?`?????
>>2186975LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rampage inside Gura....
>>2186975MH has dialogue? I just mash through it all.
>>2186671>First picGUITAR RIFF
RAMPAGE INSIDE WHAT NOW
Yagoo obviously won't be on meme review. She already said in the past she asked him but he said no because he's too busy.
>>2186875no suffering that can come to him would be "too far".
>All these nyasREMINDER THAT GURA -WILL- BECOME A CAT
>>2186938why is Garuga considered hard again?
>>2186975That's fine, I skipped the other MH streams so I can Gura's first.
>>2186510hunting horn since she likes instruments. But hopefully she tries a few first.
>>2186857>>>/jp/31546592This was me! I'm doing better already this year than I did before!Fun fact:THIS >>>/jp/31556359Was shadowmanlet! So I like to believe my success siphons away his.
>inside youshe's into the old man....
>>2186596Thank you for being based. Any tips in how report the chinks on twitter? I reported but only 3 out of 10 got terminated.
Nachomama's gonna freak
>>2186976Even this one?
>>2186968It is not Cover's fault it is just a few bad apples in management...
>>2187016begone, Nacho
>>2186975Such as shit we've seen already? At least, it's Gura playing
Almost another spic yab
>>2186875he deserves to have his fucking organs torn out of his gut while he's alive and conscious. no, it's not too far.
>>2186895based
SHE ALMOST SAID SPIC AGAIN
Does she really need to stop and repeat "Squirt"?dont change, gura
>>2186975I'm excited for 2 hours of Gura ignoring the tutorial on screen then not remembering how to play.
>spicgura not again
>spicyab
>>2187028Ina... Gura's teeth...
>damn I'm THICC>squirtJesus Gura...
>>2186596>>2186671Nice fucking job faggot, you riled them up.
>we need to speak... uh spreachen... uh spic, uh...Oh no here we go again.
>>2186875Holy shit am I looping? FUCK DOXXFAGS THEY REAP WHAT THEY SOW
>>2186510hammer
>>2186883>gura in rainbow miko's clothes>rainbow miko in gura's clothesUUUUUOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>2187017Rajang is actually the odd one out there being the only difficult one.
>>2187016Man, NO ONE EVER draws Gura with pants.Not even her mom.
>>2187035I haven't watched a single other MH stream in anticipation of this moment. You should have planned ahead.
after only 40 minutes of character creation, we're finally playing the game
Predict viewer drop once she picks a weapon>5 K
SPIC
holy dogshit fps
>>2186875No? i want one of those faggots life completely ruined, just so they learn that larping about shit involving other people real lives has consequences.
>>2186873Always
>"YEAH WE'RE PLAYIIIINNN'">she doesn't know
>>2187028>Normal teeth on Gurayeah its unflattering sorry ina...
>>2187067>It's been 40 minutes
>>2186596o7 anon, always nice to see that you are still at it.
>where is Roh my god
>>2186596did it got? What is their first language?
>>21870683k
>>2186652It's blue /b/ with a huge sprinkle of /pol/.You post about some upcoming triple A game? >ToRTanic! The last entry was better!Indie games? >Muh SJWs, Indies suck! Popular game? >It's overrated, It sucks!Slightly obscure game? >fucking shills! Old games? >boomer shit/v/ approved game? >basic bitch, /v/ has trash tasteRepeat this behavior for a couple of years and all you have left are autists getting angry at articles from literal whos, hentai threads and sad attempts at discussing politics. People don't takj about videogames in /v/ because they don't want to, they don't do it because they fucking can't
UOOOOOHHHHHGURA'S ZR
>what button is R?Good luck Gura
>Wait, where is 'R'?
>>2186809>ESL SEAnigger>breaks /hlgg/ containment constantly>doesn't watch streams>gathers dox>creates shitty rratsSo he's quite literally the worst cancer in the hololive fandom? Keep up the chemo Dr. infilanon.
>>2186875>doxx people's personal lives for no real reason>get doxxed in returnNOOOOO HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED????
>where is ROh boy.
>>2186976Do you think doxxfags are not malicious or something?
>>2186671>205px widePorka...
>>2186998OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAA BIG SCARYYY MONSTERRRRRRR *TWANG TWANG* III AMMM JAPANESEEEEEE....EAT THE DANGOOO.... DANGO SONG.... KAWAI..... CHING CHANG CHONG..... BWONGG.... I RING THE GONG...... SHRINE MAIDENSSS.... YAOOOHHHHHHHHH...... JAPANESEEEEEEEEE......JUST LIKE DA JAPANESEEE......
This hub song is in my fucking skull aaaaah I've heard it too much
>>2186875no they deserve to get fucked irl
>>2186875HE WHO LIVES BY THE DOXX, SHALL DIE BY THE DOXX
>>2187055who cares? it's hilarious that they're mad and the only thing the can do is post dox we've all seen a dozen times already.
>>2186857Mines not here, but I said I was going for a job and get my life back on track. Which I've done
it's gonna be so funny when she picks up the hunting horn and says the line hahahaha :)
>>2187081Take a wild guess
>>218706810 k
>>2186875doxxfags are vermin and deserve to be turned into lolcows
I like this background song
>>2186875Good bait
>>2187075you got a problem with normal teeth?
>>2187025i don't use twitter except to keep tabs on poka (which won't be necessary anymore) and to get updates from holofightz if he changes schedule. that being said, you could try going to a chink's page and reporting all their tweets, not just one tweet that you saw.
>>2187038>>2187049-ba dabba do
>>2186512tenshi baby...
Gura won't reach 30k She'll be under 20k in 18minutes.
>>2187093>>2187092THE PIE STEALER OF EN
>>2187100Bro calm down
>>2186857Fuck I need to do my nihongo reps
>>2187101You can change it, anon.
>>2186809That doesn't really surprise me, the fags who populate threads like >>2168403Are also probably doxcord shitters, that entire thread is just people regurgitating stale narratives about roommate shit and making board statements that could be easily disproven by actually watching streams
She hasn’t touched the right stick...
>>2187106Maybe that's why they're not there?
>>2186875hahahahahahahahahahahahahaogey
>>2186873Wait until we get EN and JP multiplayer collabs
>>2186652To be fair to them, most big budget modern games are legitimately terrible. That's why all the game discussion moved off to /vg/ where they discuss old online games, and /vr/ where they talk about retro stuff.
>>2186899narratives are pretty much all speculation on the private lives of vtubers, that was always kind of a given
>>2187070Nintendie console, pls understand
>>2187126and?
Dango just makes me think of Polka...
Just caught up on Astel's RE7 stream. It's hilarious that once he finds the gun he's immediately like "Alright, come out Mia let's fucking go!" Can't believe he just ran through the game in one sitting.
>>2187100this but unironically
Je suis monte
>>2187117>baitDoxfags really do think like that, anon.
>>2187139Please understand. Holding R to dash is complicated enough.
>>2186859Didn't took 2h to finish/10
AAAAAAAAAAA GURA TALK WITH THE DANGO LOLI PLS
You can mount me, Gura!
>doesn't know you can turn the camera>what is R?oh...
>>2187126Im amazed she still has this many viewers. This must be poison to the majority of her audience.
>>2186786>malitious intent
>>2186971I'm glad that my friends, who hate "weebshit" or how they call it and love Monster Hunter, are playing in full JAP shit now. Made fun of them no stop and they could only cope with "b-but it's not weeb!!!"
>can I mount you?UOOOOHHHH
Gura has not used the right stick to look around yet.
>Gura wants to mount a dog
>can I mount you?YOU JUST KNOW
>Can I mount my dog?Gura doxxing her race...
>b, can I mount you?B...barbie?
Umm chumbuds... does she know she can turn the camera? She does... right?
>>2187091No need to talk about videogames desu. My taste is good and everyone else's taste sucks, unless they agree with me.
>>2186512PPBB...
>>2187100You alright there, anon?
you just know
>>2187073GODI FUCKING LOVE WATAME POSTERS
>fellatio GURA NO...
>>2186477H-hey.. m-me too!!!
>>2187104>we
DIVERSIFIED STOCK MERCHANT
>>2186859The old look was better
>>2186971>>2187100WOW A JAPANESE GAME FROM A JAPANEE GAME SERIES THAT'S REALLY POPULAR IN JAPAN HAS JAPANESE CULTURAL ELEMENTS
>>2187137god i hope a single one of the new jannies gives a single shit about this board
>>2187152Thanks for reminding me. Haven't watched it in a while.
>>2187091I see, I see.I always wondered why they were like that, ever since the LobCorp threads a few months back, when they just kind of thread merged with us for a few hours and told me about how they were fighting a running battle on /v/ for years to not get insta-deleted. It baffled me that a dedicated video game community would be run off of the place that's built for video game discussion like that.
>>2187139To be fair, you actually couldn't move the camera in the MH4U hub
>>2187185>>2187073Reminder
For Rise, compared to the demo, is the performance any better in the full game?
>>2186875If you can't take what you dish, you're a pansy bitch
>>2187100Bro, you ok?
>>2187152She's started doing eating noises when she orders dango ingame and it does things to my heart...
>>2187107Huh?
>>2186875Whatever 'malicious intent' is against him is a hundredth or less that some mentally ill antis have against the holos just from their sheer celebrity status. He's finally realizing it's not just fun and games.
>>2187155Power of gun
>>2186859Sadly not a meme character
Do white girls really?
This isn't a good sign, she's gonna get bodied by the first large monster
Are you gays actually gay or am I missing a joke here?
Enma can do no wrong.
>>2186857I don't feel like checking to see if any of those are me.Yeah, I'm at 209 kanji and 547 vocab.Got 1 of my 2 IT certifications I'm aiming for this year.Haven't worked out, I'm lazy and it was cold.I started my video editing reps, but haven't done much.
>>2187198sorry but they're too busy babysitting the artemis thread from people greentexting female pronouns
>>2186941her numbers were not as good but dang 28k is pretty great. Especially after what? 2 weeks since launch?
>>2187204Or any prior hub before World, for that matter. Except 1. You could in 1.
>>2186875live by the sword die by the sword
>>2186786This is the best news I've heard in a while
>>2187188yeah, >we as in this thread because dox gets posted here every time a doxfag throws a hissy fit. it has zero impact by now.
>>2187226Are they still fucking doing that?
>Lori
>>2187215Delete this
>>2187186ferratio, you rittle srut. suck my cock rike the experienced rittle whore you are
100 bucks on her getting filtered by MH, I see all the signs
>>2187176Shes just pretending!!!!
LANCE LANCE LANCE
>>2186501Based.
was that a bestiality joke? "caught in the act." wtf?
>>2187205What am I looking at here.
>>2187219the joke is that i'm gay
cahm on gurah, hunt some fahkin monsters
>>2187227Wonder why Ina didn't get that big a viewer boost. Wonder how much Kiara will get when she plays it.
>>2187219>Are you gays actually gayDepends on the weather
>>2187242based
>silkbindSILKSONG WHEN
>>2186875Haha no
If Coco's guest is Yagoo then I will take a shower
>>2186596Thank you for your service, anon! You're doing some actual good for the wider Hololive community, and by no means is it going unappreciated.
LANCECHADS WW@
DYNAZENON MENTION
UOOOH-
MIssed how to wirebugThat won't bite her in the ass later...
>>2187205Yeah, what's your point? Watame is everywhere, even biz, pol, his and, vst use them.
I am shocked gura remembered that character's name
>>2187206It's a more stable 30fps but I think that's about it.
>>2186857i have been doing my rhythm game reps and i can FC 7 and 8 star songs on taiko and project diva. in december i had never played rhythm games before. my oshi gura is an inspiration to me and i am going to keep practicing!
>>2187255twitterfags stole watamelon. this means it's not okay to post anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ-oGtVFpVA&t=1976s>bet you can't cum inside>oh god noooo
>>2187237what 0 salary does to a mf
GURA IS A LOLI CHAD!
>>2187219I'm not gay, I just like men.
>>2187270I BELEEB
KINO MENTION
>LOL THE NIP NAME IS LIKE THE OTHER NIP NAME HAHA THAT'S A JAPAN REFERENCE
*w*, how the fuck does Gura have this many views? RDR2 peaked at 23k. Even Aqua couldn't break 25k on Monster Hunster.
>>2187272We got her /m/chads
>juices flowing
>>2186663Right here!
Man these character models are fucking horrifying. Not just the players either, the npc are bad too.Shit is almost Elder Scrolls level ugly.
>>2187236>>we as in this threadYou don't speak for me dickhead, get your illusions of grandeur out of here
>>2187206Yup much better imo. My only complain in the demo was some input lag. It's totally absent in the full game
>getting Gura's juices flowingUUUUOOOOOHHHH
Gura's juices UOOOOHHHHHH
>>2187203it was probably a bad attempt at making them move to /vg/, which is rather hypocritical considering they've had a dozen Smash threads constantly clogging /v/'s catalog from the moment the game was announced.
>>2187301stop trying so hard
Sharing a dong with Gura.
>>2186875>Going a little too far?I don't want another Aloe incident, so they deserve to be doxxed.
>>2187242BASED
>>2187294I don't know, you should ask all the people shitting on her numbers every day, but they're mysteriously silent right now.
>>2187219This is reddit/twitter lite. Of course there are fags and trannies here
>>2187270HERE ANON
>>2187275>/vst/That's kinda random
>>2187294Gura has been playing debuff games for too long, she's very powerful on actual buff games
>>2187219WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? WHAT'S WORNG WITH SUCKING DICK?
>>2187300MonHun was never good with graphics
>>2187205Embrace it, Watamelon bring happiness
That mochi looks like a tentacle monster
>>2187237People still enter the Nyanners thread just to post pomf. Korone has antis going back like a decade. Coco will still be getting chink spam 10 years from now.
Microwave mochi? Do Americans really?
>>2187300the quest maidens are 10/10 at least
>>2187296>Gura/Ina will never do a Getter watchalong
>TFW Day 1>My payment got fucked for a bit so I won't get my hairpin for a few days
>>2187282Ame's big mouth strikes again
>>2187258It probably matches their usual peak viewership. Since people looking specifically for monster hunter might not be in the hololive hole yet.
gura appreciates my six months of tenure!!
>>2187219Get your ass here I'm gonna pound it real good, I know you like it, slut
>>2187294>New game>New playthrough
>>2187294I'm assuming there's a bunch of JOPs watching from the shadows.
>>2187310goback
>>2187294RDR2 is a relatively old game that every other streamer has already played. MHR is at least somewhat new. And of course, her numbers will cut in half if she ever plays this game again, because Gura gets a massive new game buff.
>>2187214He's too strong. He just ran through every boss in the game with headshots.
>>2187294>>2187323This. I think debuff games hurt the ENs more than JP.
so is monster hunter a MMORPG experience on console?
>>2187335Second best way to do mochi. First best way is steaming, but the end result is actually comparable.
That genuinely made me happy
>>2187309Hot!
>>2187282oh ame... I'm so pent up...
>>2187337I want to cum on her bangs
>>2187348BASED ICARUS
>>2187203As a participant of those threads I'll say that they were acting /vg/like for a while but can you blame them when aside from the bait posts /v/ is full of generals. We even ended up posting on Saturdays only just to avoid jannies ire. I stopped attending the threads during the nuke.
>>2187337
>>2187337>5 fingersDisgusting
jesas christ that's a lot of six month members
>>2187155The hilarious thing was watching him play it like Apex and generally bully poor slow monsters with a knife to save bullets. He did the fucking corner-peeking sidestep at some points.
>>2187340>mfw only renew one hour before a member stream and let the sub fall off when there's nothing going onCurrently unmembered by doing this.
>>2187294It's 11AM on a weekend in Japan
im late. has gura said she played a MH before?
>>2187356it's mainly single player
>>2187326
>>2187314Heh. Yeah. They will conveniently miss today.
>game just auto-equips you with a longsword as your first weapon instead of asking you to choose like in previous gamesCAPCOM'S PET WEAPON
>>2187300They're fine and the twins are great.
>>2187335So do nips
>>2187300Fuck you dango girl is cute
>>2187379She played the 3DS titles
>>2187315This site has been full of little girl larpers since you were in diapers, election tourist.
>>2187330>embrace being a crossposting faggot breaking containment and posting shit to facebookno wonder there are people defending doxposters here currently
>>2187255Just a loser who can't handle sheep poster.
I waited till New Years day to member Gura because I thought it was a more pleasing date to look at
>>2187379mentioned playing one on the 3ds
I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR OLLIE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE OLLIE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SO SHE CAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO FORCE ZOOMBIE TO PLUG AND PLAY WITH ME I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF ZOOMBIE SO I CAN MAKE HER A SIBLING I WANT TO SHOOT OLLIE WITH A .44 MAGNUM 6 TIMES I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF ZOOMBIE AND DRINK IT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO WRAP ME IN HER TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO INFECT ZOOMBIE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HER MUTATE I WANT TO PUNCH ZOOMBIE IN THE RIBS I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT ZOOMBIE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF ZOOMBIES I WANT TO DRINK ZOOMBIE PISS I WANT TO BATHE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ERECT A STATUE FOR ZOOMBIE I WANT TO EAT THE NAGGOTS OUT OF ZOOMBIES PUSSY I WANT TO SHOWED WITH ZOOMBIE'S PISS I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER FOR LOOKING AT ANOTHER MAN I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE AND FART I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO POUND OLLIE SO HARD HER LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER STITCHES I WANT LOOK FOR A WAY TO REVIVE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CLONE ZOOMBIE AND USE HER CLONES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WANT TO CREATE A BUNCH OF ROBOTS FOR ZOOMBIE CLONES TO FIGHT I WANT TO FUCK ZOOMBIE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION I WANT TO HAVE BEASTIALITY SEX WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO BURY ZOOMBIE ALIVE THEN DIG HER UP I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ENVY ZOOMBIE BABY I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CHEAT ON ZOOMBIE WITH HER OWN MOTHER AND FORCE ZOOMBIE TO WATCH I WANT TO WASH ZOOMBIES HANDS I WANT TO BUILD HER A NEW HOME I WANT TO CROSS THE BORDER WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHOKE ME OIT WITH HER THIGHS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME A NAUGHTY BOY I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHARGE RIFLE PISS IN MY MOUTH I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME DADDY I WANT OLLIE TO BITE ME I WANT TO LICK ZOOMBIES SWEAT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HER BED VOICE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY EARS THEN WHISPER ARA ARA I WANT TO BE CHOKED OUT BY ZOOMBIES ROTTEN THIGHS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO LIFT ME AND SLAM ME INTO THE GROUND I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM WHILE PLAYING THE DRUMS I WANT TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO POG-GASM WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO PUT ZOOMBIE IN THE BOSTON CRAB AND MAKE HER TAP OUT I WANT TO GERMAN SUPLEX ZOOMBIE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO THROW ZOOMBIE OFF OF A 8 STORY BUILDING ONTO A BURNING TABLE I WANT I WANT TO EAT A WORM OUT OF ZOOMBIES ASSHOLE ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE
>>2187379yes in the 3ds
>>2187335The microwave is a very versatile appliance.
>>2187368most people probably are probably completely unaware or forgot wyverians only have 4 fingers
>>2187337After World where every single character looked like a troglodyte Rajang hybrid caveman? Indeed.
ooh I like this music
>mow-chido burgers really?
>>2187379yesthen she got distracted and never elaborated on which
>just a sec, I gotta go check out the waterGura just doxxed herself!!
>gura stands still to move the cameraBros... I don't think this is gonna go well...
>>2187379yes, but this is not new information
>>2187385anon... they auto equipped sword and shield in older games...
>>2187335Uhh I thought mochi is a ice cream..........
>>2186971I read "Rise's" as "ree say", guess I really am a weeaboo
>>2187337this whore looks eerily close to an elf
>>2187356>mmorpg its an action game with numbers (retards will say this makes it an rpg)you can play with 1-3 friends but single player is better
>>2187282>come - cum>can't - cunt>beach - bitchwhat a shitty language, this pronunciation problem does not happen in spanish
>>2187352Dont forget this is an absolutely massive release in Japan and I'd say it's safe to assume she doesnt have much JP viewership usually who are likely watching this stream
you're not a mochi snob, are you Anon?
>>2187411kek
>>2187340>for a few daysDay 1 too but my payment got fucked 3 months in because I had to cancel my card for a reasons. So I'm back to a fucking silvershrimp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6ktkSJmCYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6ktkSJmCYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6ktkSJmCY7 minutes
>>2187335They microwave their water anon, MICROWAVED WATER.
>>2187340His happened with one of my memberships a couple of months ago. I ended up having my six month badge 2 days earlier, maybe in half a year you will get blessed too!
>>2187420Garithos you just missed holotalk bro there was an elf
>>2187356Imagine a single player mmorpg
>>2187340>Day 1 member>Already got my hairpin>I don't even consider myself a chumbuds anymore
>>2187406dawngowIt's driving me crazy. It'd be better if she just pronounced like most burgers do instead of tryharding it.
>damn is this guy retardedGura???
gura's making f-fun of people with sp-speech impediments again
>>2187356>Greatest experienceFixed
>>2187397Imagine caring about what little image appears next to your name
>>2187391t. 2014 twitter tranny
>>2187337CANON WIFE!
>>2187282Ame is definitely the type of girl who would tease you during sex
reminder she's reading SC's from this week after this
>>2187412Target cam will save her..r-right?
why are all of your oshis absolute n00bs on controllers
>>2187294dead hours
>>2187356Dark souls but boss rush for MMO grinding loop, except the grinding is super lax with like, 3% being the rarest items that you get like 3 rolls for after a 15 minute quest.
>>2187300Are you fucking blind? This MonHun is prettier than anything in Skyrim.
>>2187356It's a single player hub-based MMO
haha fuck you lisp anon, i know you're here.
>>2187368Oh yeah. I forgot they don't have 5 fingers.
I wonder if she's seen goodfellas
>>2187411
>>2187397I waited until her first Member's karaoke.It's cool, what matters is that you're here now.
>>2187435Weirdly enough I feel like it somehow caught up because I'm only 2 days behind now
>>2187411My rrat is that she's the one that posted, "why can't Metroid crawl?", but this is good too
>>2187420She's a lizard.
>>2187434keep it to yourself, tako.
Who's ready for Coco's numbers to shit all over Gura's?
>>2187455>Gura>going into the options menuₕᵤhahahaʰᵃʰ
What the fuck is this game Gooruh? was this made by Ken-sama, what is up with the grorious nippon banzai shit??Wheres you red blooded american drive? Nuke those fuckings jap abominations.
>>2187166>not even one hours>140k viewshttps://livecounts.io/live-view-count/gGmE3SJiJaIlong series are always a debuff, ehnce why most of top holos avoid it or do really long runs of them like pekoora and korone.if her RE stream didnt get age restricted would also had these kind of views
>>2187399Based
>>2187333The difference is, Art*mis antis are actually based and have a point, while most other antis are braindead retards.
so uh... wheres the monster?
I have a feeling she's gonna be worse than Kanata...
>>2187294I honestly think it's her normal numbers + JP audience. Timezone and game choice really matters a lot with specific streamers, cause Gura doesn't have a main game ever since she lost Muse Dash, she's not a minecraft streamer, and horrors are FOTM
>>2187404>muh japanese maidens memewe get it, you're upset the handler isnt a perfectly smooth anime bitch, now shut the fuck up
>>2187422>single player is bettert. no friends
mori mention
>>2187383>>2187337
gura can't read...
>>2186971It's comfy.I think it's nice that they focused on an immersive and enjoyable traditional japanese atmosphere rather than a jingo-exceptionalist revision of their barbaric history like most nipwank games.
ENTER GUH
Mori mention
MORI MENTION THEY ARE
>>2187459you forgot to mention how the game reads your mind to never drop what you want
>Calli?kek
>>2187434Why wouldn't you microwave water? It's literally designed to heat up water, what do you think microwaves do??
>>2187482I mean, she has bloop to protect her, so she might be brave enough to try.
>open thread>ctwl w "mogu">375 results>mogu mogu
>>2187411I mean she's an Atlantean shark after all.
>>2187337Does Rise have anyone with an ass that can rival the Fish aficionado's?
>calli?kek
G-great localization.
>>2187406You will never be Japanese
>Check out Gura in her new *threads*
>>2187499Serious Handler was the only one worth a damn in World.
>>2187399T.jaret
>>2187451you could've done a better job than that, anon, I know it and you know it, too. It's the GG/election tourists that are so fucking obsessed with twitter.
>>2187395>McShitYou disgust me
AYAME MENTION
>>2187453>CANON WIFE!wives
>Can I talk to you?>Ayame?
GURA CALLING AYAME A SLUT
WHORE MENTION
Based Ayame in the armor set that matters
N-Nice window, ma'm...
>AyameThe whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore?
>Narga armori coom again
>>2187406is that not how you pronounce it, or is there less emphasis on the "mo" part
>>2187404>>2187337>>2187364>>2187367>>2187368>>2187383>>2187420>>2187453>>2187502>generic jap twins design #12093710238961048fuck off, you're worse than reddit at this point with your contrarian delusions
*blocks your thigh window*
>>2187434americans dont microwave water unless they are hopelessly lazy. they just dont use electric kettles, opting for regular kettles or just boiling water in a small pot
Bloop literally can't fucking stop covering crotches.
GURA I GOT PERMANENTLY INJURED DURING A HUNT AND NOW I HAVE TO RETIRE LETS GOOOOO
Huh? Ayame's not a whore you guys :(
>dog gets in the way of ass>"B DO YOU MIND!?"ok i lol'd
>>2187551Go back to /v/
Place your bets>It's actually Yagoo>It's a sound board like with Coco Kaine>It's a different guest entirely
>>2187383>>2187404>>2187502>>2187453Twincest when
>>2187548Which holo will be the first to wear full Kirin armor?
>>2187335No only degenerate shut-in girls. Ame made microwave cupcakes.
AYAME MENTION THEY ARE FUCKING
>>2187529Soda Tokino...
>>2187551t. faggot
Fuck this music is annoying
Why does she act like such a dyke?
>Encounters white haired character named Ayame>not one mention to her senpaiGura literally has no fucking clue who Ayame is
>>2187563>It's Mori
This ninja looks like that e celeb...
>>2187551>doesnt like anime girlsall me btw
>>2187493Kanata did perfectly fine and I will not tolerate slander
>>2187550It's pronounced "mochi"
>>2187563its Kanata doing voice act
PICK A WEAPON ALREADY GURAI WANT TO WATCH YAGOO
SHE HATES IT
>>2187551> one guy replies to 9 others calling THEM contrariansnow that's funny.
>character referencing the out-of-game UI with in-game dialogueAHHHH ITS FUCKING SHITTTTTTTT
gura's just like me... where's the FUCKING MONSTERS
Oh god Gura's opsec is flaring up from the camera
>>2187561I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>2187550she reads it as if it was mocchi instead of just mochi.
>>2187529Has Watamelon tried the 2600 calorie oreo shake from Baskin Robbins?
>I just want to fight a monster
TICK TOCK
>I just wanna fight a monster, man
>>2187551yeah, neither of them are particularly attractive.
>>2187166i have no fucking idea what's going on but the game looks pretty and the music is nice and my oshi is here
>>2187578Shut the fuck up, Ame. You disrespected Nier's music and I'll never ever forgive you for that. Fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC9evWqi5Dkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC9evWqi5Dkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC9evWqi5DkGet in here, takos!
MAY THE FILTERING BEGIN
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1378527015570075650
>monster hunter>cant hunt monsters
>>2187455Only unskilled use consistent target camera.Good players use snap to target on button press.
I want Ayame to shart on my face
uh ohgura's getting impatient
>Started streaming 57 minutes agoI thought you hunt monsters in this game
>>2187580And I'm sure the feeling is mutual
>MHR
>>2187560>m-muh japanese original designs, go back to where my opinions are validatedkill yourself
>>2187493Kanata did fine. She just got bodied by Zinogre
>>2187551>/v/ermin
>>2187596nice!alsoABAYO
>>2187584oh
>>2187409
>>2187580Nor do most of her viewers.
>>2187563Mr Tanigou is saying the f word today
>>2187596feels like one of them should have inverted nipples
>my face is covering itSHES PLAYING THROUGH OBS
>SHE'S STILL USING OBS TO SEE WHAT SHE'S PLAYINGGURA WHYYYYYYYYYY
Gura is still playing on OBS preview window. She's going to get fucking rolled in the game.
>>2187563>>2187590YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING EoPS ITS A CALL-IN STREAM READ THE TWEETREAD NIGGA READ
>>2187335I've heard of boiling it if there's contamination concerns.
>>2187580Who?
>>2187488>thinking about a tranny instead of your oshiNo, you're all braindead retards.
>>2187608wait what, she did? who the fuck dislikes Nier music?
>>2187584you've got it all wrong.It's pronounced もち
>>2187587this
>>2186528>she's the fastest possible RATE THE STREAM poster because she has it queued up the moment the guest leavesNEW RRAT
>>2187626This is a board about vtubers you dumb nigger. No one gives a shit about your opinion about MH. >>>/v/
>>2187500I have friends, theyre hopeless at MH and they make the experience worse by being meatshields so that the monster isnt constantly making me have to dodge or do shit
>>2187604It's not looking good takos
>>2187596Brehs...
Monster hunter games are always a slog to start, and it's even worse for tards with ADHD like Gura.
holy christ gura follow the instructions
>Gorga>Nino>Bitch LoveI can't decide...
>don't tell me what to dowhat does gura have against men ordering women around? jeez. the opposite is TOTALLY ok though.
>>2187619What, you don't like unskippable tutorials for the 57th entry in a franchise?
>>2187612>Mori has been brow beaten into fully accepting the dumb "dad" memeYou happy now, deadbeats? You raged when Kiara feminized your tomboy, but "based" chat brought her back to masculinity!
>>2187631don't use my wife to shitpost your bottom-tier opinions dickhead
>>2187580Same can be said about most people when it comes to Ayame
Fucking lesbian
gura...
Rise is maybe a bit too JapaneseJapan isn't even this fucking Japanese.it's like Kabuki monster hunterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL7m3n_4KLc
>>2186786wow its almost like it feels bad to have internet stalkers who you dont know and they could do anything at anytime with your information
SOMEONE STOP HER
Teaching Ame a lesson!
What does it mean?
Gura is not smart is she
>Gura is STILL PLAYING THROUGH OBS>meaning she's playing with colossal full second input delay>in a game like monhunAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2187653oh, thought this was about water.
>>2187596I don't think I've seen a single piece of fanart that doesn't give them 4 fingers. Did people forget that wyverians have weird bird feet too?
>>2187608really now? she did?
>>2187612Awww that's cute
>>2187604Didnt kiara zoom ahead by a good 3 to 5k a few months back? What happened?
Just finished my sleep reps, how was holotalk?
>the fucking guy posting his fan fic in the superchats on guras stream
>She's still playing through OBSOh she's dead
>>2187656>>2187701She just likes the instrumental version of the field song more than the voiced one, thats it.
>>2187563Its an EN
>>2187707Best one yet
>>2187596>pierced Fuck off degenerate
>>2187707Good, go watch it.
One day Gura will have a non-fucked stream setup. I believe
Bros where are the monsters.....
Gura is really good at pretending to be retarded
Aw fuck I forgot about Ina's watchalong
>ass shotGura!?
>>2187294First stream of a new game.
>>2187698relax, it's 12 frames.
>>2187580How do people type things that are related to the stream, and yet reflect the complete opposite of what's happening in the stream they're currently watching?Is this what happens when you try to watch multiple streams at once?
>>2187713Surely it won't be that bad
>>2187705a week of moving and another week of austrian internet jank
>DEVILONE STREAM
>>2187692source
>>2187732ina...
Gura HATES furries!
>>2187688anon just go watch some samurai movies and desensitize yourself, being this triggered by nippon is embarrassing
>>2187731>pretending
>>2187713>>2187698Reminder that playing through OBS means they also have to constantly hear themselves echo in their ear.
>you can't say that
This dude only has like 3 animations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6ktkSJmCYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6ktkSJmCYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6ktkSJmCYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6ktkSJmCYLIVE NOW
REDDIT DRAGON IS ON
>>2187254Is that gay actor Michael Douglas
GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6ktkSJmCYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6ktkSJmCYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6ktkSJmCYGET IN HERE
>>2187688Don't get me started on the dumb monster intros that are basically YOOOOOOOOOOOH MONSTER YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>2187711I thought the Dio SC was gonna be the worst of the stream, then that autist showed up
>furry friendsYAB
>>2187705she got shadowbanned, got half her videos restricted for a few days, and had to take a week off to move countries
>>2187688That's the idea. It's deliberately an over the top minstrelized Japan and all of the cutscenes act like they're traditional japanese theatre, introducing monsters with poetic sololoquoys. It's camp.
>>2187612Very cute
I thought this game was about hunting monsters...
>>2187731anon...
>>2187731>pretendinghaha y-yeah.....pretending
OKITEOKITEOKITE
IS THAT A MALE?
BRACING FOR IMPACT
>>2187740The items menu is in that cornerThe very important items menu that you pick thinks like health potions from
It is time
jesus christ this game is complicated GOORUH I'M BORED
>>2187681>first fake ASMR stream had her so appreciative of people calling her cute and pretty and that she enjoys being called that now>months later, ironic weebs do nothing but spam her chat calling her their dad insteadI legitimately hate people on a level you cannot even fathom.
>>2187731I hope she's pretending... I'd like my oshi to not be missing a chunk of her brain.
>>2186875anon this is always the result of being a dox fag it always circles back to being doxed because at the end of the day dox fags hate themselves so much they would rather point the light at others then have it forced on them
It's possible she was just looking over at obs to see if the audience could see things right?
>Kiara's surprise for Mori on her birthdayLooking forward to it.
TANIGODKNEEL
>>2187660Again, tie a rope and kill yourself, you see everything with a japanese flair to it and assume it's the tightest shit, pathetic. Just go and suck capcom's dick some more.
>Gura was having issues with the capture card earlier>had the passthrough working before>now it doesn't workIna... did you really tell her to use the OBS preview window instead... I feel so betrayed...
>>2187688i already posted this in the previous thread anon, people are going to think its one person
>>2187761In English they're funny and predictable poems at least.
>>2187731She probably thought the camera would take a picture of her IRL. Please understand.
It took me 30 minutes from putting the game into my switch to hunting the first big monster.... What the fuck is wrong with Gura.
>>2187754>>2187759TIME TO DITCH THE TWITCH SHARK GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>2187612>Dead BeatsMori... your fanbase name reps...
>>2187779She'll move herself. I hope.
Okay wait, Gura has two giant monitors... and rather than making use of the HDMI passthrough on her capture card and then putting OBS/chat on her other monitor, she's... playing through OBS? Why?
GET IN COCO'S STREAM, GURA WON'T BE HUNTING MONSTERS FOR ANOTHER HOUR
>>2187705Despite her tricks, she will always be the least popular Hololive English Myth member.
God this game looks so fucking boring
JGHFWHow was Holotalk?
i like gura but why does it feel so hard to sit through her streams lately?
Gura is fucking boring as shitTime for reddit dragonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6ktkSJmCYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6ktkSJmCY
>>2187754>>2187759I'm just tuning in to see if it's him and closing it when I inevitably get clickbaited
>>2187612She probably STILL hasn't finished the MV.
>Gura stream>Reddit review>immenent WAHthis thread is going to be chaos
155k views in one hour for Gura
I like Hololive
>>2187791>Seething this hard about a video game>On a board about anime girlsSasuga /v/tard
>Meme review>Gura Monhun>YurucampI wanna watch em all, but I gotta go with Ina Ina Innnaaa
I fucking hate ADHD kiddies that can't handle a tutorial that only happens once
>>2187759Here comes the underage faggots
>>2187799She is an entertainer.
Would you prefer it if a Holo went through all the setup and tutorials before the first stream?
This brrat needs a good spanking.
FRIENDS, IT'S MEME TIME
I hate this already
YOU GUYS BETTER DRINK WITH ME
>wants a white CohootGura still so based
>>2187799She hasn't played enough MH to be able to just mash through all of this.
>>2187698Shouldn't be too bad, monhun has pretty generous buffering
>>2187822GTFO
>>2187809The opening is slow but it’s not boring
>>2187739>is this what happens when you try to watch multiple streams at onceno, that's anon being off his meds
If this were world, we could be back from hunting jagras by now
>>2187788>5 to 10 minutes of Mori awkwardly pretending to engage with Kiara's ship before moving onI'm so excited...
ENTER TANIGO
IT'S ACTUALLY YAGOO WTF
Games shouldn't be allowed to be released if you can't get into the core gameplay 15 minutes after you start, fucking nips and their obsession with WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
YO WHAT THE FUCK
>>2187657She's a foreigner, so wouldn't her dialog be written more likeモチ
>>2187817Chaos?Sounds more like things are about to get KURAZHEE in here!
>its real
>>2187810quite possibly the best one yet, definitely recommend watching
Wah~
>CEO of Cover Wait...I thought it was hololive...
>Coco is collabing with a manYAB
she actually made a fucking Yagoo soundboard...
ummm... i was told there would be monsters to hunt in this monster hunting game? monhunfags? explain?
>SoundboardCalled it
>male voiceYAB
i fucking knew that Yagoo bit was a scam
>soundboardyeah I thought so
>it's just a soundboardboring
>soundboard
IT'S REAL
>I don't know the rest of his nameTanigo....
Gawr Gura
>WAH
WAH
WAH!
>>2187813prolly cuz ur gay lol
ITS YAGOO
Wah!
>soundboardthis fucking bitch
I thought it was real...
ITS REAL
...goddamnit
ITS HIM
>Yagoo soundboard
>it's really YAGOO
DO WE DRINK??? YAGOO IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE
soundboard yagoo...
>>2187761Those are based, fuck off
>>2187813boring games = boring stream
>using voice recording of yagooplease Coco...
>A goddamn soundboardGoddamit Coco
This is pretty pathetic coco...
ITS ACTUALLY YAGOO HOLY-->baitedBITCH LOVE
Sorry Gura... but I have to watch Coco
>Hai
It's bothering me that the Yagoo image is facing the wrong way.
Wait a minute, I think its a recording
>>2187852>It's just a fucking voiceboard from his videosFUCK YOU COCO
>SoundboardSo anyways
>she's just using his videoslmao
Soundboard time, this is going to be something the fuck else.
>>2187799please understand, my oshi accidentally brain damaged herself with cleaning products.
Did Coco just get a fucking Yagoo soundboard?
ITS REAL>ITS REALITS REAL>ITS REALITS REAL>ITS REALnot
wah
wah!
HE IS REALLY THERE. HE IS REALLY ON SHITPOST REVIEW
I miss asacoco...
WALFIE INA!
>>2187373Lots of things carry through from Apex, like how buff his eyes are. He just picks up on things really quickly.
>soundboard yagooWah it is then
>>2187705>Didnt kiara zoom ahead by a good 3 to 5k a few months back? What happened?My nigger were you in a coma? She was shadow banned for a month and got 60% of her VODS deleted because Susan is an anti as well.
Coco this is just fucking EMBARASSING. I'm going back watching Noel.
>mori calls in
YEAH STFU Y*GOO
>>2187910But it worked so well last time with Coco Kaine...
>>2187809Every Monster Hunter is without friends playing with you.
What's so funny about "duo"?
>>2187732Ina Ina Inaaa.....
>telling your CEO to shut up damn
This is a cry for help.
>Enter Tanigo stream>Female voice
>using walfie models-sugoi Ina
TOO MANY STREAMS
D-DO I HAVE TO DRINK EVERY FUCKING TIME SHE USES THE SOUNDBOARD?!?
its actually Yagoo Bot ORANGE WOMAN I KNEEL
Imagine having severe autism that you can't get past the tutorial due to boredom.
>>2187688The monster's intro are the cringiest shit, the sad thing is that you see weebs creaming themselves at the '*'Bambo clack*YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'' every single time. Honestly, Rise is a step backwards in every single form, the only thing going for it is that it's the coll new shit just like XX.
At least it's better than the Coco Kaine one.
>>2187902You better finish that drink right now
>>2187834PACHI PACHI
Yagoo bows to the Reddit Dragon
Hello there.
Ina looks even cuter than usual today.
>>2187848Apparently, despite so many people buying world, very few actually progressed passed the pink trex.So now we have this mountain of forced tutorializing in the hopes that newbies won't get filtered this time
>shut upYAB
Tutorials... Stop...
>soundboardI fucking hate this bitch
>waiting for call-insCoco...
I can't believe she managed to get YAGOO on the shitpost review.
Do I need meds or is guras rigging acting different?
DONT FORGET ABOUT THE IMAGES
>>2187958MP is fucking gay though. Just 4 idiots unga bungaing with zero danger.
>>2187991I'll call her
I'm sick of this walfie shit.
>>2187950>>2187947>>2187956>>2187933Call in stream you retards
>>2187864>>2187884>>2187887>>2187888>>2187889>>2187892>>2187904>>2187908>>2187912>>2187916>>2187918>>2187919>>2187921>>2187922>>2187936>>2187937>>2187940wah...
Wait is it actually Yagoo or is she playing a sound board
>>2187799She actually needs the tutorials
>>2187799you don't have to play and entertain several people live, and maybe it's boring the way you play it for others
>>2186522You're Reddit. Now go back.
is this true?
Inner...
Sorry goombaIt's my weekly 60 minutes of hate
I'M ACTUALLY FUCKING DYING AT COCO TELLING YAGOO TO SHUT UP WE DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT SHIT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>2187975Botw has a better tutorial
Damn, Coco should have done this shit for April 1st.
>coco telling yagoo to shut up for the whole stream
>>2188004ITs actually Y*goo
HOW LONG IS THE FUCKING TUTORIAL
YOUTUBE FUCK YOU STOP MAKE INA CRY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What are the odds Gura forgets about everything she just read after the first hunt?
>>2187959You don't watch the streams do you.
Ina..
Has she gotten mesugakier lately?
Just tuned inIs that fucking Yago?Ah, wait it´s a soundboardI´m not very smart bros
>>2188004it's real
>>2187968She was the only who hadn't used it outside the April Fools stream yet.
heh, monke
>>2188004You fool, no way is this a soundboard.He's already said so many different things.
Coco... there's literally no joke there... even with my Reddit goggles on, there's no joke...
FUCK Susan and FUCK Youtube
>>2187976>The monster's intro are the cringiest shitanon-chama... your taste reps...
>>2188000>Only 17 WAH postsWAH is reclining...
>>2187966I blame Enma
>>2187821Children have short attention spans
>>2188004I think its real but I'm scared that Coco will really graduate if she keeps telling him to shut up every time he tries to talk
>>2188004IT'S REAL
post yfw coco shows a holofightZ meme
>>2188013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOYTkwxfjpc
>>2188025Not that longGura just can't read
>>2188013Open widehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOYTkwxfjpc
>>2187976I love the wirebug skills for GS but yeah it feels like a B-team game in every other aspect but the load times and the hubs being more conveniently designed.
>>2188029https://streamable.com/632j0d
Damn, sad walfie Ina is powerful...
>>2187998all of them had to use it at least once
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH
>>2188013yes it is
>people on 4chan getting excited for le reddit meme reviewswhat the fuck that's a lil yikes, aren't they supposed to be cringe and bluepilled???????????????
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me than it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
>>2188000>>2188002>>2188004Yagoo soundboard that only says wah for gen 2
Gura...hunt a monster...onegai
>>2187813Shes boring when playing boring games
I feel like the BGM is a bad match for the game
I can't believe Coco slapped Yagoo in front of Yagoo
>>2188004no es fake
G-guys... Gura is streaming.........
>>2187711Wow, that's some of the absolute cringiest shit.260 bucks so far to write some absolute nonsense that Gura will have no fuckin idea how to respond to.
God damn this meme review is awkward with no guest
THE JOKE, COCO?
>>2187984DELETE THIS
>>2188004It's Yahoo.
>>2187996I enjoy shooting the shit with friends while we run around hunting. That's more fun to me than solo hunting. They're both quite repetitive and boring but with company I can actually enjoy myself.
>>2187732Think of how many kino movies she could've watched instead of this boring ass SOL.
Is this a tutorial simulator
>Coco being isolate this badly by managementThe chinese won....
>>2188013What is 2b2t?
Coco...
This is Yagoo o a recording?
>>2188070holy FUCKING based
INA SOUNDS MORE DEPRESSED THAN USUAL
>>2187698why the fuck are they still doing that shit? why is it so fucking difficult for this girls to use the pass-through port?
>>2188043Wah has changed.
>>2188070Zhang detected
>>2188013open wide, say ahhhhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOYTkwxfjpc
Ina...
>>2188043Just goes to show how few wah posters are members.
>no one is awake at this timeEN Holo chamas...
Coco is basically daring the ENs to collab with her. The ball is in their court.
>>2188054
Coco... this is just sad...
>>21880992 balls 2 tits
>>2188069i'm getting too old to be arguing about which shitty place is less shit and I fucking love this stupid orange bitch
>>2187732bro it hasnt started yet, get in here already
>>2188004>its real
>>2188081Coco can do whatever she wants as far as im concerned
KIARA I KNOW YOU'RE HERE CALL IN FUCK MANAGEMENT JUST CALL IN
THE IMAGES THE IMAGES THE IMAGE TO POST RATIO WERE NGMI
I-Is Ina ogey?
You sure as hell know Polka is awake to see her JP meme get reviewed. She's also itching to talk to "Yagoo" on stream
>>2187984Is this suposed to make me feel aroused?
>>2188080>he got to 27 now
>>2188044Are up to point, Rise is the weakest entry since fucking frontier. It's only popular now because of retards like (you)
>>2188124Coco Kaine was sadder
>>2188069it's their 60 minutes of hate
I NEED TO TAKE A FAT SHIT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
stream gonna be private after this
I actually appreciate coco doing bits when she's solobitch LOVE
>>2188070It's been a while since I've seen this pasta
>run the Yagoo joke into the ground so hard it came out the other side into being funny againHow does she do it?
>>2188057>yousadah pectora
>>2188099THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT
I want this bitch to crush my pelvis
I do not care for Monster Hunter
>>2188085if she can figure out how to get past the tutorial then ill watch
>>2188121not gonna happen
>>2188087Newfagchama... Coco's first 6 or 7 meme reviews were on her own. This is back to her roots
Kiara please call in!
>>2188139How about this?
>>2188139It's supposed to make him feel aroused.
Why is he barely speaking?
>>2188061Also the maps are 100x better than the absolute dogshit in World and also better than all the previous MH games, though Shrine Ruins kinda sucks. Music is also some of best in the series and what not but obviously biggest issue with the game is that it's P3rd tier difficulty.
>>2188085Who?
Has Gura hunted any monsters yet?
>$500 aka
>>2188043I havent been member because of the big C but i will be soon. Expect Wah reinforcements in the future
Gura is exactly the type of person for why these tutorials are made so long and thorough, it takes her like 5 minutes to even figure out basic shit
>>2188043Good, I'll continue to exterminate the takos
>>2188158Based
>>2188142ogey
I love Monster Hunter but the tutorials suck
>>2187806She probably couldn't figure out how to get audio from the monitor to her GoXLR so she could hear the game.
>Motivational PosterBOOMER BROS
YOUTUBE HATE!
What?Demotivationals?In this decade?
>>2188167o-ogey
>image macroshome...
>>2188164It's still fucking awkward.
>>2188167UUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHH SHIMARIN
>>2188108She's probably been working non stop since whenever she woke up after the collab.
>Gura bleeding viewers once Coco startsohnononono Chumredditors?
>>2188080>>2188141jesas
>>2188085I know
Another server gone because of fucking whiteknights
>>2188177Monsters?
>It's another schizo coco meme review episodeThe kaine episode was painful...
holy shit Coco did you take this meme from fucking 2005
Yagoo hate
>>2188127hell yeah me too
DO THE FUCKING GEURILLA STREAMS ANYWAY, INA
>>2188197Ogeymind...
INA IS GOING TO KILL HERSELF
>>2188197>>2188202WHAT?
>>2187994Did she look straight at you and make a weird gurgling scream for 30 seconds before going back to the stream?Glad it wasn't just me.
>>2188179Blew the fucking cringe "poet" SC with a single akasupa
Why am I giggling like a fucken retard at this. God dammit I fucking love this bitch.
Guys, I'm starting to think that YAGOO is not actually there with Coco...
Demotivationals were never funny
>>2188197>>2188202Ogeymind...
>>2188177Stuck in tutorial hell.
>>2188197>>2188202ogeymind
>>2187802That's always been how the name is formatted in her music and stuff.
Ina sounds even busier than ever...Oh dear...
>>2188197>>2188202
>>2188197>>2188202s-sugoi
THIS IS IT
>>2187305It's because /v/'s head mod is a gigantic smashfag with a huge bias for nintendo games They described smash as a "once in a lifetime series" or some cringy shit like that, so they'll allow 5 smash threads that hit bump limit but will insta-delete a thread about an indie game that struggles to reach bump limit
sus
>>2188176>the maps are 100x better than the absolute dogshit in Worldt. "I get lost in the ancient forest"
>>2188236
>>2188179>Thanks for the superchats guys :)
>>2188202>>2188197
YAGOO WHAT THE FUCK
kino
Aaand that’s a drink for me.
YAGOO ACTUALLY SAID IT
SHE FUCKING DID IT HOLY SHITI KNEEL
>>2188070shut uuup
>>2188167
this is so goddamn sad but also fucking hilarious
>Coco is having a schizophrenic meltdown live on stream
YO WHAT THE FUCK DID Y*G** JUST SAY
>>2188202>>2188197ogey
>masafakafucking hell Coco
>>2188197>>2188202s-sugoi...
Do Monster Hunter games need to be so complicated that they need 4 hour tutorials, really?
>>2188158Me firstor after works too, I just wanna fuck coco...onegai......
CHARGEBLADE BROS
GURA USED TO USE HHCHADS WE WIN AGAIN
Please don't fucking charge blade, Gura. That's a level of autism you cannot handle.
COME ON EN JUST CALL IN
kek, discordniggers are seething
>>2188124Fuck you this is hilarious
>>2188240That dodo doo guy is making me cringe real bad.
>>2188218BUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO! PLEASE SHOW ME A PICTURE OF YOUR PRICELESS LITTLE MONKEY SCOWL!
>>2188241wait a minute... is this...the original?
>>2187705A week of being shadowbanned combined with Ina Karaoke.They've been pretty much equal since then
Who the fuck is Coco's manager? Are they ogey?
>no one's comingcoco...
just imagining Coco quietly cutting and editing Yagoo to say motherfucker
Someone... please... help Coco...
>>2187987>burying people in tutorials so they don't get filteredSeriously?
I kind of wish there was a real Japanese version of this BGM just so there'd be some real lyrics. The Wyverian version sounds nice though.
>>2188273Suisei no!
>>2188197>>2188202OGEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY
>dislikes havent reached 4 digits yetzhangs your dislike reps...
Is Coco a schizo? This is kinda concerning, bros...
>>2188043didn't want to wah in the middle of another girl's stream, especially for a memebers exclusive stream.
AAAAAAAAAA!!!TURN THIS FUCKING MUSIC OFF! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! WHO THE FUCK THOUGH THAT FORCING PLAYERS TO LISTEN TO SONE SCREECHING ASIAN WHORES FOR SEVERAL HOURS IS A GOOD IDEA???
>>2188069Im excited for the only good thing there, Coco
Why is Coco so happy?
>>2188197>>2188202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9thek_gO0g
Ina needs a vacation..
>>2188312Manager?
My ogey folder keeps growing
>>2188273SUISEI NO, YOUR THROAT
>>2188247>>2188249ogeymindmind...
>>2188197>>2188202MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
I've been playing monster hunter since the ps2. Fuuuuuck I've forgotten how slow it actually is to play the game if you're mega new.
>>2188197>>2188202rrat
"Can I say it guys? Can I say it out loud? Would you like me to say it?"This is like a children's stream except she's building up hype for the word "motherfucker". Just bizarre
Gura teasing the Charge Blade. It would be a shitshow but I would love it
>>2188218Stay mad, faggotYou will always be hunted
hh or hammer is my guess
Lancebros.... we got too cocky....
GREATSWORD LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
What are the odds that chinks are going to bother Yagoo now?
>>2188098It's the fallout from the now deleted reddit post asking for EN collabs - the general audience has lost patience and Cover knows it
>>2188177She's still learning how to read, please give her time
GS BROS, WE WON
GREAT SWORD CHADS
GREAT SWORD CHADS WW@
>Kiara calls in
>>2188314Let's be honest she was probably giggling to herself the whole time
GREATSWORD CHADS WE WON
>>2188310Don't reply to him you dumbass nigger
>isn't even CONSIDERING the lancebahahahhaha lancekeks can never win
2188218already saw this, she cute
>>2188218Say hello to it from us once you get banned too, champ.
>>2188314The isolation from her coworkers due to the chink spam is driving her mad
BIGSWORD
Coco what the fuck are you doing??>A bitch on the streetJesus christ Coco...
>>2188186>>2188297
GREATSWORD>GREATSWORDGREATSWORD>GREATSWORD
Charge Blade Chads we nearly had it..
>>2188218Discord niggers get the rope, especially doxxfags like you.Keep seething
Lancebros, I only feel pity for you... I'm sure your time will come one day.
>>2188365>>2188369>>2188370>>2188377>>2188390Excellent taste, shark. Excellent shark taste.
>>2188358>she picked the one weapon I thought she wouldn't have enough good taste to pick
Switch Axe bros at least friend is one of us
What call in are you guys talking about?Which of the live streams right now can you call in?
>>2188179>>2188269
>>2188358>>2188365>>2188369>>2188370>>2188377>GS>chadsbig weapon, small ...
>i wish that was me
>HinakoYAB
Anyone have the full list of who's using what in Hololive?
>>2188300Charge blade difficulty is so overrated. Just memorize the basic combos and learn to guard point
I want to pound Gura too.
>hinakoYAB
>>2188184As much as people hated xenoblade 2 for having tutorial information pretty much 30 hours in having it broken up and not dumped on you at the start when all you really want to do is play the game is good.
>A ho, a bitch on the streetJesus christ Yagoo...
SHE WANTS TO GET POUNDED
It's for the best since Gura wouldn't understand Charge blade. That weapon requires a guide.
>>2188269Imagine deleting half a grand from your bank account for a 'thanks guys'.
>>21883611 to 1.
>>2188371100% not going to happen but it'd be kino and I'd aka next stream
GRURATSWORD USER LETS FUCKING GO
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1378527933854314497
>GreatswordWhy does she make the choices that will cause her the most suffering?Hope she has fun with it tho
FOR FUCK SAKE SOMEONE PLAY LANCE
I WISH THAT OLLIE CALLED IN
>>2188315As long as we're on the Meme Review shitposts, I just want to point this out.Spurdos and their evolutionary tracks were, and still are, 1000000x better than pepes and wojacks, to a level where I'm perfectly ok with seeing Spurdos/gondolas, while the other ones make me recoil in disgust.
>>2188401>>2188381Lance fucking succcks, now Gunlance on the other hand...
Everyone pour one out for the lancekeks.... try not to laugh to hard at them.
>>2188070very based
>>2188412Hunt times.
>>2188412CHANCE OF ESCAPING MY BLADE
>>2188313I want to hug this lonely bitch
>hololive is a hoe hiveBASED, WHO SAID THAT
>>2188412small cunny
>>2188412small clear times
Is Gura retarded?
Sex...
Based Gura, there's objectively only 2 ways to play the game correctly. Hammer or GS.
Coco... this is just sad....
GuysGura's stream is bringing me pain
>>2188323We're reclining, zhangbros....
>she's explaining this joke to no one
Did Coco forget to take her meds today or something?
>>2188300pffft, maybe on 3ds
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCHCOCO LOVEYAGOO LOVE
>THERE'S SOME HOS IN THIS HIVE THERE'S SOME HOS IN THIS HIVEGura's wet ass-pussy...
>still no holo lance playerFUCK
>Literally no one in holo is using the lanceI actually feel like crying...
>>2188437Her KY reps are working
>GS pleb Shes going to cart to the first monster
Ollie's design makes me want to cum so badly...
Ina driving license...
>>2188412CHANCES OF FAILURE
>oh right you go tonthe table>goes to the hubbyableIm getting frustarted
KEK this meme review is the best one by far
>>2188294they're very dense
IG bros.. why doesn't any Holo want to use it?
>no driver license Ina...
>>2188426A guide and then you stop playing Monster Hunter and start playing>Charging my YO blade gives me power and success in my business life. It is more important than the annoying monster that is trying to disrupt my charging session.
>Open /hlgg/>It's full of ogey rrats
Wait a minute, I think that's not actually Yagoo, guys
>Coco laughing her ass off everytime she makes Yagoo say motherfuckerWhy is this bitch so fucking cute
>>2188273COMET NO
>>2188323Chinks are scared of Yagoo
lol
don't worry bros.... the next holo will pick LBG for sure....
ENTER ZOMBRAP
WHERE'S THE JOKE COCO
>Coco complains about being isolated from EN on stream>Then organizes a call in meme review on the same day>hoping NE would join or call in>they don'tCocochi...why can't I just take you in my arms and say it's okay
Coco is so cute
>>2188497
Festival...
>>2188417>guard pointAnon, she doesn't even know what that means.
>>2188467then close the stream and go watch coco
oh
Gura, please...
>>2188382Meant for>>2188218
>>2188492nobody wants to use a weapon with gimmick mechanics
>Almost 350 Unique IPs
>>2188470Is she ogey?
>loliUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>Haachama put on a leash>Coco isolated and slowly losing her mind>Mori and Ina both overworked and slowly dying>Kiara in constant physical pain>Gura probably has depressive episodes, probably has contemplated suicide at some point>Ame's hiccups are probably stomach ulcers and her stubborn insistence that it's just a weird/quirky trait means they'll get worse before they get betterWhich of the EN or "EN" girls will die first? Place your bets.
>>2188441shove it up your ass lancekek
>>2188492There's no HoloFR yet
UOOOOOH
>>2188499don't let shitass rrats from this thread tell you how to think, it's obviously Yagoo
>>2188437She's delaying a stream that she hasn't announced yet?
god this might be the funniest reddit review only because of the schizo value
at least you're not a lancekek, right anon?
This stream is mental illness and I hate it
>>2188437When the hell were we getting a Ryza stream on sunday?
>>2188467get filtered faggot
>>2188465>>2188470Sugoi...
>>2188158Yup. Me too. I fucking want Coco to dominate me in bed. Not even in a masochist sense, I want her to top me and use me to her hearts content. I'm 169cm so I would have no way to resist her. She'd laugh as she makes me cum again and again, never stopping despite my refractory period kicking in. God imagine being choked by her giant, sweaty, hot breasts.
le epic luna
>>2188497ogey
>>2188398I could almost taste it...
>>2188417It's not much harder than any of the other weapons, but I do think some of the difficulty comes in being able to micromanage while using the weapon. It's not even hard once you get used to the weapon, but that's probably what causes people to want to avoid the weapon
All right, I'm gonna say it.S2 of Yurucamp isn't as good as S1 and even the watchalongs weren't as good as S1's.
Gura is retarded...
CLAP CLAP
FAQ Ut. yagoo
>>2188549built for breeding
Coco is voluntarily getting fired for this!
>poemchad is up to $300 dollars in money spent posting his poem
>>2188535
>>2188492Ina used to main it, and Reine is interested in using it but she still wants to learn the ropes with a more simple weapon
JESUS CHRIST YAGOO
Y**** JUST SAID FUCK YOU
ok I lost at that spliced fa-kyu from yagoo
>1340 IPs
>tutorial doesn't tell you you HAVE to sit down to eat>Gura doesn't know where to go Don't worry, we'll include that in the tutorial in the next game
>>2188426only if you have a double digit IQatk->charge->big atkno, guard points aren't a thing stop asking
>It's only been 15 minutes
>>2188473Holy based, the best CB was on 3DS
>>2188460UOOOOOOOH
>>2188535T u T
Jesus Coco............
>>2188426they legit dont teach you that you have to build charges, put them into the shield, then buff the sword with the charged shield. not that they dont tell you how, they dont even tell you that you can
>>2188526No.
>>2188532fuck you
She's talking to YAGOOBOT like I talk to my puppy...
Coco almost broke character she's laughing herself to death
>>2188437Based, but I think she forgot she hasn't scheduled it yet
>>2188482shes going to get carted by small monsters because she wont be able to land a hit
>>2188509bring back musedash and i will forgive you orange dragon
>>2188479>>2188480Lance is boring
>>2188492>Using the gimmick weapon
Based Coco teaching redditfags that if you're going to make Yagoo jokes, at least try to be original.
>>2188529lesbian orgy into group suicide
This is really unprofessional of a CEO to say this around his talents. Done supporting this black company
>>2188576all me
>>2188529Definitely not ame, her luck is maxxed
COCO GOING INSANE LIVE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2188576Why does this look like a completely different person than current Gura. When was that last time she made that face?
>>2188582
>>2185507
ENTERYAGOO
>>2188413Gooruh wants to be pounded...
LIVE2D YAGOO KEK
>>2188578Fucking kek
>"Dong go"
Risu if you're here please call into Coco's meme review. She's losing her sanity trying to find meaning in a soundboard.
Yagoo live2d...
>>2188582I'm not drunk enough for this schizo posting Coco is doing
>>2188529Ame's "hiccups" and her tummy hurting are aerophagia, 100%, nothing serious but won't get better until she fixes her diet and sleep.
>>2188553S2 has been kinda bland. Ina cute but it's noticeable how she isn't as interested in it as S1.
Can we agree Coco is more insane than any of the ENs?
Yagoo looks like he had the soul sucked out of him.
FUCK YOU
>352 IPsProve you're not a GSfag
The jokes are even worse than usual, but at least Coco is having a lot of fun. I can't really hate this...
>>2188441NO ONE CARES ABOUT LANCEGOD YOU FUCKS ARE WORSE THAN HUNTING HORNS RETARDS.
This may be the funniest Shitpost review ive watched so far
>>2188549Imagine being her secretary and being used as her fucktoy after a long day of exterminating bugs
>>2188622Based
>picks "Dango Feet"Gura...
>>2188492Ina might be going back to it late game after some faster high level bugs become available.
>>2188218what are you gonna do about it?
This actually feels like Coco's event streams from before the Chink arc
>>2188516Well... with the OP silkbind you don't even really need guard points now
NOW YOU CAN JOIN HOLOSTARS AS YAGOO
>It's a coco talking to herself episodeCocoti...
First dango she picks is FEET RELATED
>>2188507Please brap on my face
Coco reminds me of me playing with my toys alone when I was a kid and nobody wanted to play....
PANIK
>>2188460subhuman pedophileyou will always be the most loathed shitpiles on earth
>a random element in a gameIT'S GACHA LOOLOOL
>>2188492Pretty sure the anon with the MH Weapon list said Iofi is using IG so there you go
>>2188613>Done supporting this blackThat's pretty racist of you.
>>2188529Either Mori overworks herself to death or Kiara an hero's
>>2188622Heh. I love Gura, but, after all, she's a woman. She would never understand the beauty of the Lance...Nah Lance is boring I don't know why I like it
>>2188644Jazz for your Soul
>>2188644I use DB.
>gura thinks she's ready to fight a monster>gura doesn't realize she has four gathering quests ahead of her before she faces an actual large monsterGura...
Can you apply the animation from one Facerig and put it over a different model? pic related
Oh no no no, Gura's not singing the song
>>2188590Reddit dragon...
>>2188649God, I want to be her fucktoy.
DANGO LOLI HATE! I SKIP THIS KIDDY SHIT EVERY SINGLE TIME!
>>2188590Schizo Coco...
>say it Yagoo>ni- i- gger >OOOOH HE SAID ITWhat the fuck, Coco?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwnGJ8_9M8shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwnGJ8_9M8shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwnGJ8_9M8shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwnGJ8_9M8shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwnGJ8_9M8s
>>2188564HES STILL GOING?
>>2188590coco...
PANIKKALMPANIK
IS COCO OGEY
KALM PANIK KALM PANIK KALM PANIK
what the fuck is this
>>2188688Why not just recreate it yourself....This gives me a bad idea
>78 MINUTESSTILL HAVEN'T HUNTED A SINGLE MONSTERNICE *MONSTER HUNTING* GOORUH
Did the spammers give up in Cocos chat or what
imagine getting your holes destroyed by the cocock...
>>2188700
>>2188644I use HBG and/or LBG when I'm not feeling HBG.
Coco is talking to herself.... Cute
>>2188644Je suis monté
>2188671Lick Gura's feet if you want the (You) you so desire
>>2188644I never played monster hunter
>>2188607Sorry you got a 3 inch dick, anon
>>2188644I play long sword, I hear it's a pretty obscure weapon
>>2188709
Wow the JoPs really turned in for this gura stream huh
I haven't had chat open in a couple months. Holy shit, what's happened?
1 hour 20 minutes to leave town
JWU did she cart yet?
>>2188681The only time I found playing that weapon fun was when I was playing evade lance. Otherwise the fights just feel boring tanking everything
I thought she was gonna take a picture of the loli for a moment.
Aaaaaaaaaand LiveTL becomes unusable
>an hour and two minutes and still hasnt been on a fucking questRISE BROS????
THE BLCK SHIPS
>>2188644i picked up rise as my first MH and started with CB because a video made it look cool
>>2188696Fag
>THE BLACK SHIPS ARE HERE
>>2188590Why does Coco act like a zoomer?
>>2187787No, she moves it over to check the UI element that's hidden by her face.
>>2188700cute baby
>>2188590This can't be a true story...
>Japanese game>Japanese setting>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH starts playing
>>2188737IRL she did once, passed out live on stream during the tutorials. She's doing better after she woke up, though.
>>2188639It is honestly taking everything in me not to just watch Gura at this point. I don't know what the fuck it is with this season but it's just really hard to watch.
the viewers on the dragon's stream though, im proud of her
>>2188709WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SCs TODAY KEK
>chinkbots still active
NOIIIICEEEE
>>2188717We were blessed earlier today with a trio of Polka, Kanatan, and Luna all singing the dango song. Well, Polka on kazoo.
>>2188702He finished at 30 parts, and then donated another 100$.for a total of $400
>>2188709(You)r ChumChad friend
>>2188644I don't even play this game
>>2188737He hasn't even played the game yet, give it 5 minutes for her to get carted.
>>2188713I found this one>Dear elders, friends and relatives, today, during the Ching Ming Festival, our whole family mourns the sad death of A locust and bids the final farewell to Kiryu Koko's remains. First of all, on behalf of my family, I sincerely thank you for your hard work to see A locust off and share the grief with us. A locust has been suffering from a stroke for many years due to aging, and his physical strength is getting worse. Although the hospital tried his best to rescue, the treatment was ineffective. Unfortunately, he passed away all year round.
PLEASE STOP DOING TRANSLATION MEMES COCO I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO BLOCK ALL THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>2188644I jumped on the GL bandwagon
>>2188644DUAL BLADE CHADS ARE THE COOLEST, AND I KNOW, BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THEM!DUAL BLADES ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PLAYERS IN A SQUAD, BABY!
>>2188709Puto retardado, ese Manuel.
https://twitter.com/y_k_sme/status/1378522427496439812Cute
>>2188638>but won't get better until she fixes her diet and sleepNo never
>>2188709reported for graphic violence
Wait a minute, if Yagoo is not real, than that means that Coco is just shitposting alone? Has she finally lost it?I can't judge after all I do that shit all the time in this cesspool
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1378532343569350660kiarachama......
>>2188644Charge blade makes my peepee hard when I guard point every attack
>Polka's memeLET'S GOOOOOO
>>2188644I am a GS fag, nigger.
>>2188709chumbuds....
>>2188729I'm not the one compensating
>>2188774But it's been over an hour...
>>2188731
>>2188700You dropped this.https://youtu.be/u6QzVNvbDLk
I WANT TO FUCK COCO SO BAD AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
POLKA LOVE
>>2188709>>2188732That's a serial killer if I've ever seen one
>Tierlist
>>2188709Chumbuds??? explain this
>>2188529>Haachama put on a leashWhat leash? She beheaded herself again on her return stream.
>>2188748Fuck you
>>2188677If Kiara hasn't done that yet then she won't ever anon. Emotional as fuck but girl has been through hell.
I LOVE YOU gura
>>2188644When I buy rise im using a great sword. I fucking love big ass swords