/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>BUYRYS BIRTHDAY MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/irys_bd2022

>STREAM AKATSUKI TO HANA
https://cover.lnk.to/AkatsukitoHana

>LISTEN TO JOURNEY
https://cover.lnk.to/journey

>Latest stream
https://youtu.be/TrFzUUIgjIs

>Archives (Songs, Clips, Spaces, Misc.)
https://mega.nz/folder/PJljFaDC#bERcB4FtvuLJpahT2AFb5Q
https://rentry.org/irysoundbits

>Channel / Twitter / Streamlink
https://youtube.com/channel/UC8rcEBzJSleTkf_-agPM20g
https://twitter.com/irys_en


>MUSIC
First EPhttps://irys.streamlink.to/CoD
https://youtu.be/SqrwHmo_sGg
https://youtu.be/bhkfm1dX7BM
https://youtu.be/Lxr3BV-t0Tc
https://youtu.be/y2vrlxmOp7U
https://youtu.be/-t8Za0T1T8M

>IRyS Status
https://i.miss.irys.moe/

>Previous thread
>>21787860

ILove IRyS

OP sucks

OP is a faggot. Wait for a real thread, IRyStocrats

>>21845871
This is a real thread.

>>21845329
>The No Thread edition
ah, the no one

>>21845871
I never liked the wall of text anyway.

>>21845925
>AWAY!

This thread is fine. IRyS approved it

I don't see what the fuss is about. We can always kill the thread when the Monopoly stream starts. You guys all have at least 100+ pictures of IRyS to hit the bump limit, right? Treat this one as a temporary shelter for now.

KISHIDA OPEN THE BORDER ALREADY
It's already open for worker and student, probably.

>>21846250
>student
Just get a student visa and apply to a Japanese university. Then drop out once you are in the country.

>>21846291
And get deported immediately?

>>21846316
They can't deport what they can't find

>>21846563
Good luck with that.

>>21846563
But I want to marry IRyS, if we do that we need to submit the form to the gov. official.

>>21846605
Then just invade Japan, overthrow the government, install yourself as Supreme Leader, and force her to marry you.
It's going to be quicker than them opening back up for your fat arse, that's for sure

>>21846735
Putin, calm down

How to split atoms again?

>>21846869
Just cut it, duh.

>>21846869
Carefully use chopsticks

>>21846869
but...if you do that, IRyS will die too

Just tell me how to get in a college ahhhh in japan ahhhhhh

>>21846910
just bribe your principal ez

>>21846910
You don't.

But seriously though... how is one supposed to get in a Japanese college from like nothing...

>>21847019
Step 1: stop posting here

>>21847019
Scholarship, if they exist, or be extremely fucking rich. You probably need to be talented too, nobody /here/ is getting in. Also don't be old, be young, I'm 27 this year, that's likely way too old to still be studying at a University somewhere. I want a job!

>>21847059
>I want a job!
m-me too. i want to be a normalfag. i don't want to be a sad gosling for an anime girl anymore. this hurt too much

>>21847019
If you have a degree, then teach English

>>21847059
Let's say one is young almost at the perfect age to start college hypothetically of course

>>21847270
Hypothetically you follow the realistic path of not making it.

>>21847362
No, hypothetically I will make it, I will go beyond all expectations, I will get what I want....

>>21847019
Scholarship, or just get Bachelor degree in your country then enter JET.

>>21847059
>>21847172
Become a blue collar worker, a farmer or something.

>>21847637
Won't it be too late by the time you get a degree?

>>21847683
>too late
There's no age requirement for joining JET.

>>21847767
There isn't?

>>21847767
That's not what I meant...

>>21847847
Hmm, 4 year window for IRyS to get a BF. That is actually very realistic.

>>21847847
This anon is right. >>21847059 Scholarship or rich. Two of my smartest friends got scholarship, I wish I'm smart enough, fudge.

I know a dude in uni who is studying Japanese, TESOL and he should be going to japan for his 3rd year (this one, should be because covid is making things uncertain) so there definitely is a way in

from drawthread

Why is her new song so hard to find?
It's not on her YT channel. I had to go to YT Music and find it in her artist playlist.

Did this happen to anyone else? Am I just challenged?

>>21849850
waiting for the MV to drop, listen to it on spotify for now

Ahhhhhh whyyyy, why... do I deserve to be away from my happiness ahhh simply because I was born into this world? What I was Born in japan? What I was born with IRyS in a non familial way? Would I have had a better life?

I have no choice, I will not give up not now, no matter how much I have to suffer now, no matter what I have to do ill do it ill do anything to make my dreams come true... even though I was born into this accursed world... I will keep moving forwards until I've had at least a chance to see my dreams come true

BRO, CALM, THE FUCK, DOWN.

>>21850178
you will never realize that dream

>>21850178
I would've join you in your misery, but her members stream put me in a really good mood.

>>21850178
Ever since I first met IRyS all of my dreams all revolve around being her childhood friend or her friend, so I get your pain anon.

>no major event in the next 2 weeks
IRyS outfit confirmed

>1 day 35 min without IRyS
Hopium withdrawal hit way too hard i see....

/fit/ reps arc when

>>21851031
after she performs in 3D for the first time and get hyped for dancing

>had a dream bout her
>she visited my rural town
>recognized her voice and call her
>showed her my favorite spots, cuisine etc
>after a few days she went back to japan
>told me to hit her up if I ever visit japan
God please...

>>21850178
If that's your only dream in life or your only way to be happy you should just end it now

>>21851331
If they could, they wouldn't be here. Death is not the answer, there must be a reason we're all still struggling through existence?

>>21847172
Then stop posting here.

>>21851426
It is the answer

>>21851331
I think you got it the other way around, if someone only has one dream and nothing else then they should definitely put all all of their efforts into that...

>>21851331
Eh, let him be. Maybe he'll gain a new one later while trying ti achieve that one.

>>21851031
when they find a cure for her boneitis

>>21851475
Not when it's a dumb one like that

>>21851667
Why do you think it's dumb?

>>21851723
It's dumb because it's not realistic. Dreams are dreams for a reason, they're not meant to come true.

The reason we are having discourse here is because people who have an almost impossible dream as their only dream qnd believe that they should do everything they can to achieve it are being questioned by the people who don't have a dream such as theirs because if they did and still believed that death is the only way out then they'd be dead...

>>21851868(me)
Basically what I'm saying is... if have a choice between following an almost impossible dream and dying... choose the dream

>>21851934
Wrong choice

>>21851964
Prove me wrong

you can go to sleep now, ill take it from here

>>21852001
If you were dead I wouldn't have to suffer through this teenage girl-tier blogposting

Life is full of suffering... so suffer

I want to fuck IRyS but also cuddle her and hold her tight for the rest of her life

>>21852098
Still doesn't prove me wrong, I'm right because I'd rather suffer in hopes of achiving my dream than to die without even trying

good morning sirs

>>21853005
Good morning ma'am

IRyS is my favorite horny virgin dork I love her

>>21853422
>virgin
dyrbi?

>>21853810
Yes, she's saving it for me!

>>21853810
Yes. She's so honry you know she's just yearning for it.

>>21853810
Yes

If she is a virgin, then I'm the prime minister of Japan.

>>21854158
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO CUTE

>>21854218
Do us a favour. Open the borders already.

>>21854218
stop shitposting and let me in

>>21854218
Kishida!?

>>21854158
Don't worry everyone. I'll take care of her.

>>21854281
Sorry, unconsciously posted this.

>>21854158
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh I wanna go there now ahhhhhhhhhh

Time to find a real IRyS

Don't do that, don't follow tulpanon.

WEEGEE NO!

>>21854251
>>21854267
>>21854275
>no

>>21854425
But she is not anime girl.

>>21854573
IRyS is an anime girl, she said so in the last member stream

>>21854573
That just makes it worse

>>21854158
She sleep on a single futon in her parents house. Doesn't even have a dakimakura to cuddle. You know she's a lonely virgin in desperate need of me.

>>21854833
>>21854702

>>21854833
Japan has love hotels for situations like that

I think about her a lot during the night

... This is it... I'm gonna do it... I want to be with IRyS... no, even more than that I want her to be with me I gonna become worthy... of her love... I'm gonna go above and beyond, I'm gonna be IRyS one true love!

>>21854987
I think a lot about her during the day

>>21853810
She's not a slutty gaijin whore like everyone else in EN

While you are crying remember to stream あかつきと花
https://youtu.be/M1rEe7UR4No
and Identity
https://youtu.be/SqrwHmo_sGg
&See the world
https://youtu.be/bhkfm1dX7BM
also give some love to Here comes hope MV!
https://youtu.be/-t8Za0T1T8M

>>21855216
She's an american girl in her mid 20s

>>21855351
She's the same age as me. I'm possibly younger than her by a few months. This only makes it worse.

>>21854912
If IRyS went to a love hotel she'd have no idea what to do she's so awkward

>>21855488
It's not that complicated and she's a fast learner

>>21855488
>huh, why's there party balloons in the drawer?

>>21855351
She's been in Japan for quite a while I believe and hopefully uncorrupted

>>21855467
Would IRyS mind if I was lets say 4 years younger? Hypothetically of course

>>21855675
No you just have to make more money than her or be more successful

>>21855675
Would IRyS mind if I was hypothetically 8 years younger, I'd like to believe hypothetically of course that she'd love it ...

>>21855753
Finish HS first.

>>21855873
I'm not in high school... hypothetically

>>21855873
Better yet he should make friends in high school and college instead of wasting his time before it's too late

>>21855917
You can drop the hypothetically, we get it. You're young and haven't fucked up your life (yet).

>>21855917
Stay away from this place, don't ruin your life fag.

The only thing keeping me alive now, when she isn't streaming is the thought of seeing her in 2 months
I miss her laugh

>>21856208
Fuck you yurop...

that secret ending really fucked you guys up I guess

>>21851031
After she sees Bae's body maybe.

I want to cum inside of IRyS.

>>21856904
same hornyposterchama

>>21856904
In her. On her. Everywhere. I love her so much.

Is there... only two answers to life?
You either give up and run away from the suffering and die
Or
You become strong and suffer for the rest of your life...
Is there really no other way...

>>21857295
You need to be over 18 to post on this board

>>21857400
sex

>>21857333
I am over 18, don't falsely accuse me of bullshit dumbass I don't wanna get banned

Is Omega still her producer? I haven't heard anything about him recently.

>>21857400
I want to rub her tummy.

>>21857542
Why

>>21857542
I want to do other things with her tumtum

>>21857575
I want to feel my child.

>>21857531
have not seen him on her credits in a long time, and see the world was done in september last year.

>>21855753
Being asian and a spoiled princess, I'd think she wants someone who is already successful in life so that they can support her financially why she watch anime and play games.

>>21857678
There's no producer listed in her credits anymore so it's hard to tell

>>21857723
This is what all women want. Is there really someone out there that wants a complete and utter fuckup? You don't have to reply to me, I know the answer is no.

>>21855675
>>21855753
You're so pitiful, anon. Here I'll give you tips.

>>21858116
>filet mignon chad
I love her
nice edits btw fuckface, I hope you get raked

>>21858116
Shouldn't take what women say on that topic at face value but these seem mostly realistic

>>21858116
N tweets?

>>21858116
winning the lottery one seems unrealistic, the rest seems fine.

>>21858116
> Ideal guy series #5: Someone who wears some sort of uniform daily! I have a uniform fetish

>>21858463
winning the lottery can unironically be a monkey’s claw depending on where you live because some places have laws that don’t allow for anonymity to be maintained if you want to cash out (they literally publish your name)

>>21858441
Going by the date, yeah

>>21857912
You'd be surprised how far the Oedypus(Elektra?) complex can carry you. Just find a girl whom you remind her of her father.

>>21858116
3 bowls of rice, meaning, she is willing to have enough sex to work off those calories

>>21858792
I've definitely heard girls talk about how they like seeing a guy that's super enthusiastic about eating... I don't really get it but I guess it's a thing

>>21858116
no rice for me, too much carbs.

>>21856994
>>21856998
Together there's nowhere we can't cum. It'll be the ultimate bukkake.

>>21859142
ngmi

>>21859156
not gonna lie, gangbangs aren't entirely my vibe but I like your spirit anyway
I'm finally recovered from turning my sack into the sahara so I'll join you in making this whole thread uncomfortable with hornyposting anyway

>>21859156
>>21859360
kys

>>21859360 (Me)
>finally recovered from turning my sack into the sahara after the kronii swap
clarified in case it wasn't clear

>>21858792
Japanese use small rice bowl.

>>21859414
We don't need daily updates about the status of your genitals.

>>21859552
I’ll send (You) a personalized newsletter anon

>>21859552
>We
Leave

>>21859620
>STOP

>>21859552
My genitals are currently inside IRyS

>>21858116
>eat 3 bowls of rice
was IRyS architect all along?
Why did I started going to swimming pool and trained on stationary bike?
It is too late now to be fat fuck again. In those 6 months I became ikemen. IRyS will never look at me

>>21859129
It's probably a cultural thing in Japan. Many shounen protagonists do that. I guess it means you worked so hard and achieved so much you end up hungry.

It's also used to symbolize the boy is candid and warm, that he's not self-conscious. Contrasting with the cold, calculating, skinny, on a diet boy.

But also don't delve too much on that. Most people don't really know what they want and if you take their word as gospel you'll follow many red herrings. I've seen many girls and boys claiming to like a certain type (and dislike another) only to end up dating someone completely unrelated.

>>21859889
>OPT OUT

>>21859910
Training should let you eat more

>>21859928
>Most people don't really know what they want
this is so true and explains why so many relationships crash and burn

What is a late presale and why is it sold out? Also does anyone have an idea how long tickets will be available?

>>21859928
Oh God they're nerdy over there.
They even think wearing band aids on your nose makes you look cool!

>>21859928
>Most people don't really know what they want
I definitely know what i want it's just that it's not really feasible

>>21858116
She's such a fucking baby

>>21860363
Presale is when tickets get sold earlier than official release. Unfortunately, I don't know Dokomi's policy on who're able to buy presale tickets as well as the context of the late label

>>21860558
Yeah, sounds like a kid speaking.
In mind, at least

>>21860558
>>21860664
Because it's N-WORD. They edited the tweets to not get bonked.

>>21860664
Just someone pretending life is an anime

>>21860488
that anon is pointing out that people (that fumble around looking for romance) generally really don’t know what they want, just a vague idea of the tropes presented to all of us culturally and from media, etc. I don’t know how much relationship experience you have but people who have had bfs/gfs and don’t manage to strike gold synergy-wise on their first go realize that relationships are the pathway to figure out what you really prioritize in a partner, and not just the pursuit of some idealized image (super unhealthy)

>>21860722
It's still the same person

>>21860735
fuck you i'll never stop looking for my dream gf who has highlighter pink nipples.

>>21860897
I’m rooting for you anon

>>21859360
If gangbangs aren't your thing; we can choose when one of us has IRyS to ourselves just like divorced parents. That way we can guarantee that she'll be properly taking care of every day.

>>21860735
I don't have any but my dad keeps trying to convince me to get an arranged marriage with some girl.
But that would mean i have to leave my neet life behind and i don't want that.

>>21861031
theres a yt video similar to this. four guys share a girl as a gf. all of them look upset expect for the one guy who's technically the alpha of the group. it's really odd

>>21861077
You have an opportunity. Fucking take it.

>>21858116
Wow, EZ mode

>>21861123
leave him alone. man doesn't want his dick cut off in the middle of the night by a pyscho he's met a handful of times

>>21861077
Stop being a NEET then >:(

>>21861104
didn't one of them go crazy or something or was that fake?

this thread is taking a depressing turn

>>21861179
You can work on that (probably).

I’m actually more surprised none of those criteria were ever along the lines of
>Could tear a bear’s heart out with one swift motion
Or some ridiculously chuuni shit.

>>21861228
anon have a great day. drink lots of water, stream JOURNEY and have a banana on your daily walk in the park. also fuck you.

>>21861228
On the contrary, it's starting to lighten up.

>>21861228
>starting to

>>21861179
If she's in an arranged marriage culture she's unlikely to be that schizo

>>21861243
she's a woman, not a man

>>21861312
She needs protection from all of the wild bears in Japan.

IWyS eating ice cweam stop being depwessed~ :3

>>21858116
im sorry IRyS but im not sharing the filet mignon those are all mine. rest are simple enough

>>21861309
are you one of those trad-larping americans

>>21861356
the gosling truly is the master self-saboteur

>>21861104
What a coincidence. *whistles*

>>21858116
these tweet sound like someone who only knows about relationships from reading about them. relationships are hard and you can't just wing it and expect things to be perfect. it takes work BY BOTH PARTIES.

>>21861728
It's always been a mystery to me why Irys is such a sheltered virgin

Iofi's channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ1ncHR1X_Q

>>21861463
ok ill compromise and eat some moar rice instead,. guess i just have to activate my 3rd stomach

>>21861783
everyone has their own battles going on

>>21861728
These tweets are there for entertainment and aren't intended to be too serious

>>21861843
thanks captain obvious

>>21861843
It would be nice if I could seriously win the lottery but the odds are low and I self-sabotage by not buying a ticket.

>>21861210
the lady with 4 boyfriends had a baby with one of them and one guy went crazy and abused the 5week old baby breaking several bones. safe to say sharing 1 gf with 3 other guys isn't the best option anons

>>21861795
YabaiRyS

>>21861976
How about sharing it with one other dude, that seems doable.

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1511388806066319365

>>21862267
no. keep that diseased dick of yours away from IRyS

>>21860734
I.e a kid B)

>>21862471
https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1511389202537402371
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1511390102341128192
This cheeky succubus I swear.

>>21862471
>>21862536
she lasted longer than I thought not spilling something on her kb kek

>>21861783
She has a fair amount of social anxiety and would rather stay at home and be a weeb. Which is very relatable.

>>21862471
>>21862536
She sleeps with that keyboard. I'd lick it clean for her.

>>21861905
you self-sabotage yourself into a gambling addiction and throwing money away by buying lottery tickets tbdesu

>>21862471
>>21862536
Preparing extra content for her Reine collab. Smart!

Imagining IRyS saying "oopsie" after she burned half of the kichen down.

>>21863992

>>21863992
tehepero~

>>21864048
go to sleep IRyS :D

>>21864169
what if…. we’re all IRyS here….?

>>21862483
My dick is not diseased besides it would be just the weekends.

>>21864249
IRyS is not from SEA

>>21864249
DON'T

>>21862471
I want to lick that honey off of her keyboard

>>21864249
HiWyS, It's IWyS~ :D

>>21864353
ByeWyS, it’s IWyS~

remember.... only IRyS.....

>>21864566
and her friends!

>>21864626
only. IRyS.

>>21864681
And Kanatan! :D

>>21865037
What about Towa Mama!

>>21864626
harem*
and we discuss only IRyS here, becasue she is all you need
is there full res version of picrel yet? IRyS I know you are /here/ please at least give it to members

>>21865145
>releasing the full res before the merch is shipped

>>21851426
No other animal needs a reason to live. The deer doesn’t need a reason to be mauled and eaten by the wolf. That’s just what life is.

>>21862536
Oh nyo Key-chan!

I miss music timeloops now

>>21865145
Sadly not yet, but I found this so I don't mind :D
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/65910035

>>21865542
the MV’s coming soon, surely that’ll trigger more timeloops

>>21865685
The LUMINA IS A HACK timeloop

>>21865794
Lumina is a cute hack so I don't mind

>>21865855
Slow MV making slut needs correction

>>21865794
hopefully this time the thread can keep the sperging to the 24 hours after release before going back to all the ways we'd bang IRyS

UOH, press... matign.... haaaa. SEXX

>>21865949
please delete this I need to get ready for the day I can’t get horny right now

>>21866026
MASTURBATE TO MY WIFE RIGHT NOW

>>21866026

>>21866026

>>21866026

>>21866026

>>21866026
BUY MERCH

>>21864353
>>21864442
Reine plz

>>21866291

>>21855631
>Japanese women are pure sexless virgins.
You’re a fucking moron.

>>21866500
You can project anything you want on virtual entertainers anon. That's the point

>>21866224
Done!

>>21866620
I love bang's

>>21858116
What's next, every time that other account posts people will edit it so it looks like IRyS'?

>>21862471
>piggy spilling food on her keyboard
how predictable

>>21866500
It's almost like you can't infer whether or not someone is a virgin simply by what country they live in.

>>21866756
Speaking of which...

>>21866781
Okaeri

>>21866808
Yeah.

>>21866781
piggy anon... i missed you ;.;

>>21866781
:D

>>21866500
A large number of them are because no time for love

>>21866808
she's here and she wants us to post cute and funny art, get to work

>>21866903
Take your meds fag.

>>21866871
There's certainly a lot more sexless virgins in Japan than in the West.

>>21866903
piggy is busy cleaning up her keyboard while munching pretz into her mic

>>21866903
Proof?

>>21866871
Young horny monkeys will always find time to get their puffies spilled.
The average Japanese woman has plenty of sex.

>she is here during horny hours instead of usual Gosling shitposting
I-IRyS, don't look at me, please!

>>21867091
https://talkaboutjapan.com/sexuality-in-japan-iii/

They are simply not fucking as much

>>21867091
You claim something, you post the proofs.

>>21867153
quick commission more lewd art

>>21867186
>gets his knowledge of young Japanese sexual markets from the same rehashed western documentaries
>repeating le “no one in Japan has sex” meme
Stop embarrassing yourself.

uohhh

>>21867371
That cube is lucky

>>21867258
>better source
>my ass

このネフィリムのへそぺろぺろしたいなぁ

>>21866903
Tweets like that seem to be motivated by nostalgia about the times where she could just carelessly sing covers and watch anime.

>>21867186
roughly 30% of women in their 30s have no sexual experience? Is this true? No wonder shes always horny

>>21866903

>>21867765
PapaRyS sure is a blessed man...

>>21867758
>she's horny
>i'm horny
WE

>>21866781
oh thank god you're still alive I was worried you actually had an aneurysm

b-bros?

>>21867758
Not sure and only one real way to find out

>>21868203
lies

>>21868348
she deleted it. I saw it too

I don't follow n-word but if fabricated, I believe it.

Unlike Mox Fulder, I do not habeeb.

>thread is full of doxxbeats

>>21867758
Yeah but they're not pretty and sociable women with nice nails who go out in cute short summer dresses.

>>21868519
Newfags of the doxxbeat variant.

>>21868203

>>21868562
But do they have a good voice and an amazing personality?

>>21868562
Like anywhere, it is a matter of where you go to find them

>>21868562
I never pictured IRyS as a social girl in a sundress anyway.

>>21866903
>>21867153
>>21868203
alright you actual schizos I'm here to offer you the Sistine Chapel of divinely inspired rrats:
now only is she /here/ she's so /here/ that she's a MOD

screen cap this and tell my family I love them I'm about to be blackbagged to a 4chan blacksite to be waterboarded by pedobear himself
plz no ban. mods=gods

dumdum thread

IRyS WHEN

>>21868562
you got the part about "sociable" and "go out" wrong

>>21869220
At 23:00 on yopi channel

>IRyStocrats aren't just SEAnigger Doxxbeats by the way

>>21869173
Go to the superior thread then: >>21847037

>>21869235
I don't think so

>>21869274
You mean they doxx others too?

>>21869274
Any ol’ day gookm00t wants to reveal the truth, I’m game.

>>21869301
the only time she goes out is for the docs, to the studio for recording, for food, or with family

>>21869274
Seaniggers are obsessive dox faggots because they have nothing better to do in their shit countries

We'll never know if IRyS is a virgin or not. Let people dream and picture her however they want. (she is a virgin btw)

>>21869517
>she is a virgin
doesn't even know

>>21869517
>she is a virgin btw
Don't believe you

>>21869562
The burden if proof is on you.

>>21869562
>>21869785
cuckbeats

>>21869517
She always tweets at around 1AM JST because that's when she gets home from her love hotel stay with random japanese salarymen

>>21869785
Don't believe you

>>21869864
Now THIS I believe.

WHAT A HIGH QUALITY AND INSIGHTFUL TIMELOOP

>>21869908
Don't believe your not believing of you.

>>21869878
one more cuckbeat spotted

>>21870041
It's not being a cuck if you're not in love with her

Is IRyS still a virgin if every day she wraps her cute little fangs around my dick?

>doesn't even know
man you guys are so insecure that a simple statement fucking sends you REeeeeeEeEEEEEeeeEEeEEeeeeeeEeEEEEEing.

Amerimutt cuck hours now, nice
though there is no way that not fat woman in her twenties is virgin

>>21869955
Buddha probably achieved nirvana to escape this shitposting alone.

>>21870134
Oral sex is still sex but that didn't happen because she was doing it with me

>>21870134
mouth and ass dont count so have at it

>>21870163
We are trying to not be depressed. Please andastand

>>21870175
proof?

>>21870243
Which hole do mormons forbid you from penetrating?

>>21870163
>insecure
jeez i was just having fun

>>21870243
based believer in Christ stereotyper

on another note, I think the idea of pettanRyS might cause my dick to disintegrate from getting so hard it turns into a black hole
I don't know enough about physics to know if that even checks out but I do know that she makes my dick bend the laws of physics

>>21870453
nta but i knew a couple who were very christian. waited FOUR YEARS before the guy got a bj. i could never

>>21870564
Lucky guy. Are they still together?

>>21870198
This reminds of fact that during chadcast IRyS admitted to know how semen tastes like

>>21870677
C-man cover when?

>>21870564
not too surprising. i knew some hardcore christians who specifically were into getting a gf to marry just so they could finally have sex. makes me wonder how theyre doing now tho

>>21870677
damn dude. all you think about is semen.... get some sunlight

>>21867579
激しく同意

>>21870813
yup. one couple got married right after highschool. did the deed. went to separate colleges. got divorced and the ex wife now parties with random guys and wants to travel to find herself

>>21870882
>allowing your wife to go to college
of course he didn't make it

>>21870539
I want to see pettanRyS too but don't know if redjuice want to make her flat.

>>21870922
yeah, it's unfortunately not an element of her character design but I can cope with medium I guess

>>21867035
lol shut it grey nignog

>>21870677
IRyS loves the taste of fish semen

>>21870163
Is anyone actually taking our shitposting about her virginity seriously?

Yeah,me

>>21871231
You know the goslings are

Sexual intercourse with AneRyS

>>21871234
she's a virgin, cope

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>21871394
Back in middle school, maybe

>>21871327
Would be fun but don't think she would allow it desu

>>21871327
she would see your pale face, prescribe you medicine for that nasty rash, and ask if you need social services to help you find food and a bed for the night.

>>21871488
I asked her and she said you are wrong

>>21871250
I don't.
I'd take care of her even if she was single mother of black children. I love her too much. I literally can't imagine situation that I'd hate her. I never felt that way for anyone

>>21871713
Kek

>>21871713
nice blogpost

<3

>>21871872
IRyS please stream I love you

>>21871713
>hellspawn
Somehow, I think you’ve got the wrong oshi. Close, though.

>>21871988
Are you not aware?

>>21871988
There's going to be a collab on Iofi's channel at the usual time.

Interesting that you guys have notifications enabled for her other account.

>>21871713
kek. even i have some standards goslingbro

>>21872280
Stalkers

>>21872371

>>21872280
You look at the replies on a tweet and half of them are her usual paypigs with IRyS pfps

>>21871988
>>21872466

>>21872508
yeah, me

>>21872440
"I have MugRys."

>>21872440
I don't get this image, is it a Closhing shift reference?

>>21872440
>>21872580
pretty fiscally responsible to bring your own mugRyS to get the eco-safe discount, stalkeRyStocrat

>>21872635
You don't recognize the camera angle?

>>21872635
doesn't even know

>>21872650
Imagine bringing Bae's mug instead

checking if I got banned because of this stupid shitpost

>>21872655
I rarely watch the video feed of streams, i listen to them as if they were podcasts.

>>21872635
t-threadreaderchama?

>>21872687
>>21872715
>>21872710

>>21872697
if you want horns through your aortic artery sure

>>21872710
>I also do this
Gains come first, after all.

>>21872710
>>21872881
understandable and respectable

>>21872881
"Hooray, she touched me!"

>>21872965
er, one of those is the wrong reply but you get the idea

>>21872280
It's pretty harmless if you're not one of the niggers that actually comments with an IRyS/hololive related picture

>>21873221
Also harmless if you do