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Pippa is doing a fast-food tier list

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>Cracker Barrel is an experience
Imagine how easy it would be to impress Pippa on a date if you could get her to leave the house.

IN THE FAR EASTEN LANDS OF CHINA, A LITTLE GREEN PLANT KNOW AS "TEA" GROWS. SOON THIS PLANT WOULD BECOME A WIDE SPREAD COMMODITY. BEING DRUNK BY BILLIONS, FROM THE COURTS OF THE CHINESE EMPEROR, TO THE BRITSH COLONIAL ADMINISTRATIONS, EVEN TO THE HOT DESERT SANDS OF THE ARABIC PENISULA. ONE OF THE MOST WIDELY CONSUMED DRINKS IN THE WORLD, BUT WHY DID IT GAIN SUCH POPULARITY? WELL YOU SEE, IT MAY NOT SUPRISE YOU TO FIND OUT THAT TEA IS ALSO THE DRINK OF CHOICE OF A CERTAIN BLUE BEAR. WELL THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, WHEN IT WAS FIRST DISCOVERED, THE FOUNDERS OF THE DRINK SAW THE BLUE BEAR ENJOYING SOME. WANTING TO ENSURE THAT THE NEXT TIME SHE VISITS EARTH, SHE WONT BE WITHOUT HER FAVOURATE BEVERIAGE, THEY DID EVERYTHING IN THEIR POWER TO SPREAD TEA LEAVES THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, ENSURE THAT NO MATTER WHERE SHE GOES, SHE'LL ALWAYS HAVE TEA CLOSE AT HAND!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

>>21682283
You have convinced me too love Uruka.

Pippa is nearing $2500 for this stream

>>21682266
She also went on about being peak Southern Americana and how great it is to preserve that culture.

>>21682266
It really says a lot about Zax that he's failed to win her over and put a ring on it by this point.

>>21682266
Seething brown hands typed this

This is our culture nigga

>>21682440
I think the Cracker Barrel gift shop sells rings too.

>>21682480
Zax should bring her to Cracker Barrel to propose.

>>21682440
Zax is literally gay my dude. I posted shirtless pics on the groomcord to impress Pippa and the only response I got was from Zax asking for dick pics

>>21682592
which groomcord?

>>21682534
If I was there at 9PM on the edge of an interstate coming back from a road trip I would clap for him.

>>21682592
he wanted the actual pic or did he asks for the outline?

>>21682592
you can't just post this and not provide proof (i believe it anyway)

What is this?
>>21663895

qrd on tenno? discordfag?

>>21682801
Pipkin

>>21682801
Kiwis raiding the thread and removing Pippa from the OP

>>21682592
post proof

>>21682871
But I'm right-I mean they are in here.

>>21682836
yes,he's also here

>>21682836
Don't worry about it

>>21682916
Trolling outside /b/ is a banable offense

>>21682888
proof

>>21682801
your new containment thread

Rate this atrocity.

>>21683000
I don't understand. What are you trying to tell me?

>>21683075
That you do not belong on this website

>>21683062
Marriage/10

>>21683062
300 pounds/10

>>21683088
How is that related to your previous post? I think you're leaving something out.

>>21683118
Bro, she got the tastebuds of a 400 pound white woman.

>>21682801
the girls from the general are having a fit again and needed a little break

>>21683062
Yankees getting filtered.

>>21683062
CrackBar/10

>>21683062
Didn't expect to enjoy a tier list stream/10.

Based

Pippa has cleared $3000 tonight

Pippa pulling over 500 for a fast food tier list

>>21668173
I could rant but the basics is this:
-Drunkards, and by extension alcohol as a whole, have ruined so much in my life.
-people shouldn't be so fake as to have any inhibitions to begin with to have them lowered by it
-it stinks
-drunkards stink
-worst legal drug

>>21684386
And people have the gall to say service industry jobs are underpaid.

>>21684386
Pippa is starting to get consistent supas like Nick Rekieta.
Also some of his usual donos are giving supas too.

Tenno, which frame did/do you main?

>>21669008
Thank you for your service. I will take over for the night shift.

I want to hug Pippa Pipkin

>>21684803
it's jim and jade

>>21684915
Ah no, this is Jim and Jade

Flakes will be MINE.

>>21673309
you should join me in saying SLEEP TIGHT PIPPERS at the end of every stream

Her incline really hasn't stopped. She held about 500 for the entire stream even with the internet issues and content shift.

>>21685397
fucking 387 just for name reading, its insane

she's going to read 500 names in this stream

with how her ccv keeps growing, it's kinda sad knowing pippa will eventually stop reading the names on her chat or she'll be stuck reading names all night

>>21685484
can't believe 100 something people would miss the secret karaoke

>>21685510
She'll just start reading the names of the donators.

>cuck song
what did she mean by this?

>>21685510
Not all viewers comment, but yeah, if it keeps going at this rate then it could get a bit long. I find it charming that she still does it though.

>>21685787
What the fuck do you think, anon? She's rubbing it in at this point.

lmao wtf is this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC6J0dxwQWc

>>21685967
White girl cuck song

>>21685691
>>21685820
I want to see the day when she spends half of her stream reading superchats like Jim

I would absolutely flip my shit for a Pippa Keep Your Rifle By Your Side cover.
I mean, you have no idea how much I want this.

>>21685484
938 for the karaoke

>>21685967
She cries to it while thinking about Jim.

RATE THE RATINGS
RATE THE SCAM
RATE THE RABBIT
RATE THE STREAM

>>21686074
made me forget about my failing lungs for a bit/10

>>21686074
fucking up my sleep schedule/10

>>21686074
Easy 10, one of her best imo

>>21686074
nice demo, pippa

>>21686074
>southern comfort/10
>demo/anime reviewers
>cute/funny
>mandatory viewership for all future followers/10

>>21686074
Worth the wait/10
these karaoke's are going to make me gosling

>>21686074
>Trailer trash white girl but even worse/10
>Review bomb the dev/10
>Cute and inclining out of control/10
>Glad she came up with something fun on the fly, the tier list part was a solid 8.5/10 even if she has shit taste

>>21686074
Pipiperfect/10
Several hundred dollars poorer/10
Waifu/10
LOVE/10

Also I was banned from the Phase Connect discord for
>You were banned from PhaseConnect Community | Rule 4, N word
And I never said the N word
Literally never said it

>>21686300
did you used reaction emojis to spell it?

>>21686300
What they mean is you were banned for being an n word

>>21686300
Seriously Archivebro can you do something here?

I just got an N-word ban and I literally did not say it at all. I talked to you tonight about Yakuza 0 and asked you to pass it along to Lia since Pippa already was downloading it. I just got some random message that I was booted but I did not say that word at all.

>>21683062
A "B". A few shit takes, but I'll chalk that up to personal taste and Pipkin.

>>21686006
>>21685820
>>21685691
>>21685510
She'll just become faster and faster until she can redo the Power karaoke from 5~ months ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJuXCiiBSs
This is her REAL training arc.

>>21686386
wtf I love the discord now

>>21686300
inb4 the same guy who got banned from chat "for no reason" and when you showed your chat history it was trying to stack
N
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for the entire birthday stream.

>>21686074
The tier list is a great showcase of Pippa's skill as a streamer/10.
Fuck indie game developers who are taking themselves too seriously while doing retarded shit/10.
Great Rabbit, great stream. Also running 500 ccv on a random stream like this is quite something.

>>21686300
>>21686437
A moment of silence for the fallen

>>21664496
>I unloaded an autistic info dump about automatic sound dampening on cell phone recordings, changing bus sampling rates and buffer sizes to get studio quality results from USB condenser mics, and adjusting voltage and impedance on the microphone input to cause waveform clipping
Sax anon, I'd like to sperg out with you about this. Everything I know is digital and I'm dying to learn about analog and more specifically the bridges from analog to digital and vice versa

>>21686560
I was thinking the stream will be boring as shit, but like her helen keller stream oh boy was I wrong

>>21686527
look man, I just posted the letter N, you can't blame me for what happens after that

>>21686560
>The tier list is a great showcase of Pippa's skill as a streamer/10.
Yeah Tierlist making is hardly new meta but very few people have a good Sell with it.
>>21686163
>Easy 10, one of her best imo
Lately her only setbacks were technological in nature.
Pipcoin inclining.

>>21686656
>t.

Does Pippa really not know?
>>>/wsg/4448628
>>>/wsg/4448627
>>>/wsg/4448626
>>>/wsg/4448625
>>>/wsg/4448623

>check out flamenco stream post-pippers for the luls
>look in chat
I have figured out why Pippa loves kiwidog so much, he seems to have a useful knack for grooming the ecelebs she loves so much.

>>21686074
10/10, fucking amazing. her taste is impeccable

>>21683062
Little Caesar's is objectively a god tier fast food place. They have the most cost efficient macros for building muscle in the entire fast food industry, with some pizzas having over 110 grams of protein and 2400 calories. People love to harp on the taste of the food, which is strange considering little Caesars also has the best cost to taste ratio out of any food place ever. Fuck the people that dislike little Caesars.

>>21686874
Why the fuck did flamenco give him mod? Does he think dog will help him get in as a groomer?

>>21686527
I don't N tower I didn't bait all I did was the whole AUUGHH ELDRICH HORRORS I AM GOING INSANE
Shit and I caught a ban.

Like I barely use discord, less than 24 hours, but I went out of my way not to break the rules. All I did was say I was going insane without Pippa in the Lovecraft meme manner and somebody said ban this guy and I was banned.

On the plus side I got an immediate invite to the groomcord

>>21686015
post the song and post it often until she learns it. Assuming she even likes it enough to do so.
I personally wish she would learn this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM
Even if not for a karaoke, but literally just as a very nice southern classic to keep in your backpocket and in your heart to sing to yourself at times. We had to learn this for 8th grade Texas history class and it's been stuck in my head ever since.
Another song like that for me is cylob - are we not men, but that's kinda outside the scope of everything here

>>21687336
he give's anyone who is semi-important or even chats a lot mod

>>21687858
>Matt Jarbo is in the image
>Hasn't been modded
Grantth is more important than the boulder king! Pippa SWOONS OVER HIM BECAUSE OF THIS!

>>21687744
>post the song and post it often until she learns it. Assuming she even likes it enough to do so.
I'm guessing you didn't listen to the secret karaoke tonight. She just mentioned she wants to ask management about doing a cover of Keep Your Rifle By Your Side.
I've been asking for it, not every night but here and there. I'm on high-strength hopium right now, bros

>>21685510
In an early stream she said she hearted every comment she read but she hasn't in ages... she HATES us (and her genmates)

>>21688065
I know literally 0 of the songs she sings nor that chat recommends. I hear a song title and just hear blahblahblah.
Good job bro.

>>21687683
Post your discord tag here.

>>21686871
>>>/wsg/4448628
I love the wordplay in this one so much. It's really well done

>>21687858
There are multiple checkmarks in chat who aren't verified.

>>21688065
really? man, hope management lets her do a cover.

>>21683829
You should try perfecting your English

>>21688668
If you bug him about it he probably will

>>21688528
2380efbil2
I went out of my way to avoid even using "N-word" and chose to instead use random symbols when referencing the lovecraft pasta

>>21686874
He's almost as desperate for the Jim cock as Pippa is...

>>21686015
Same. I've been suggesting that song before for a while as well and I would love to see it happen

>>21686871
Is there a spot where you can get all these songs?

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1510475717217329152

Laggy Pippa is still better than no Pippa. Obviously this needs to be fixed in the late-near term/early-long term but if you keep knocking it out of the park with these streams we'll keep watching. Until then at least the buffering gives me a chance to grab another drink when I run out.

>>21685510
She's never once read my name. Sad times

>>21689830
maybe you are shadowbanned?

>>21689900
She's read misc comments, so unlikely

since thread is sharing songs they want pippa to sing I'll add mine, i think the awkwardness fits her haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MIVvnQHxeM

>>21689830
cuz it's gone from the list in 2 mins,gotta comment multiple times at the end

>>21689830
I'm not subbed or done superchat, none of my comments has been read by her. I don't expect her to, I could barely see my own comment with how fast her chat go.
I'm okay having my name read in the end.

>>21689830
Sounds like your brain isn't big enough to figure out how the participants list works.

namelets. Try making a new yt account with a long name. You stand out easily

t. HOTGIRLSANDBOYS CLICK HERE FREE

>>21690468
Or just groom her into reading your name out of instinct because she likes you

How about this one?
>>>/wsg/4448705

>>21689830
Wait what? How?
She's always read mine. Well not sure about today since I was drifting off but that's the only time.

>>21689830
>>21690905
She said couple of times that if you didnt type in a bit your name wont show up in her list.
Youtube seems rather gimmicky in how it works.

>>21690905
The Sword Art Online Dickriding Association...

>>21691200
Not me, but same. The anon might be a newfag or lurker.

>>21691200
she did read that

qrd on The Sword Art Online Dickriding Association? discordfag?

>>21692604
It's just a nick that's noteworthy for making her giggle in how absurd it is.
>>21692538
No I implied that she always reads him because it's a funny moniker.

>>21692677
>she always reads him
She always reads anybody. People who aren't getting their name read are just too stupid to follow simple instructions.

>>21682023
I want to fuck that rabbit

>>21692799
what if i didn't want my name read huh? what then?

>>21694572
Suit yourself

>>21694587
dont type when she tells you to type so your name is read

Tenma is the bitchy Japanese gf I never knew I wanted.

Starting!

https://youtu.be/K_QQdUXU_dI
https://youtu.be/K_QQdUXU_dI
https://youtu.be/K_QQdUXU_dI

>>21696067
Don't do it anon, she is barren.

>>21696310
Medical Science can fix her!

>>21696711
Her womb is augmented?

>>21696204
I can't handle meno. It's like she has the exact opposite brand of autism that Pippa has. I feel bad. She seems like such a sweetheart

>>21696943
Have Meno & Pippa ever interacted on stream before?

>>21696968
Pina will warn Meno to stay away

is there any info on pippa’s roommate? I kind want to see what she looks like

>>21697516
no fuck off loser

>>21697516
Fruit and archive reps.

>>21697571
do they have that shit over on the NZfarms? That fucking VTuber thread is so goddamn massive

>>21697667
Use the search function, newfagchama

>>21697701
I’m fucking trying over here, so much shit to sift through

>>21697893
Good luck.

Too many PEOPLE are watching MY rabbit

>>21697961
She likes her new audience, deal with it

https://youtu.be/tfkeEXhaq6o

>>21697961
I'm not, I'm watching Meno

>>21697961
Groom her so you can get the one-on-one private time you so desperately want, anon

>>21698076
Not that anon, but I would feel more comfortable in a small group of 3 to 10 people. Comfy and frenly

>>21697961
I get the feeling. This is my 3rd 2view that has inclined from <50CCV to /lig/ levels in less than a year.
I have high standards for entertainment, I don't watch mediocrity so it's usually only a matter of time before they get discovered for the niche gems they are.

>>21692604
He is the Researcher

>>21683062
>Pippa thinks Cracker Barrel is in it's own tier
God damn I needed a good laugh.

>>21698530
Her only real stupid ranking was chickfila.

>>21683062
nothing's more hwyter than loving dunkin donuts

>Pippa with the highest CCV in Phase Connect by far
>Somehow the second lowest in subscribers, only barely above some cranky mid-thirties Japanese office lady

>>21698922
She has an insanely loyal audience.

>>21698530
You have no appreciation of history and culture.

>>21698922
Pippa is more of an outlier, since her audience are 4channers and Kiwifags, a minority of the Vtuber audience

>>21698204
Then assemble your own groom squad and get on it, an-non!

Fuck Pippa. I don't have anything else witty to add unfortunately.

>>21699305
>Fuck Pippa
gladly

>>21683062
>NEVER HAD
>Zax
Is this a coded message?

Every time pippa sniffs on stream I imagine that she's doing a smell test on her pits to reassure herself that whatever disgusting scent that had wandered into her nose was just her and not like the rotting body of one of her pets.

>>21699354
I want to rape the menhera 4channer out of her

>>21699010
I think I could have some support, but nothing close to a team of ten. Still, we will go at it while having fun and being relatively wholesome.

>>21698922
Didn't she incline a huge amount very suddenly and recently? Would make sense that her sub count didn't reflect it since it came all at once rather than gradually.

>>21686300
nigger faggot

need a pippa version of this

Pippa feeding you snacks with her toes

>>21701933
My ex used to do this. She's take me into the kitchen and tell me to sit on the floor, then she'd put food in-between her toes and force me to eat it

>>21700450
I want to rape one into her.

>>21686300
Oh, so you're that faggot attentionwhore with the steam keys on a new account
Ban him again jannies

I want to bully Pippa and make her cry

New day.
New hugs.
Pippa, is asleep right now, which makes it even better.

>>21682592
>try to groom
>get groomed
it keep happening!

>>21702561
devilish

>>21689599
Too hard to find, download the webms and extract audio instead.

>>21688065
>secret karaoke
Where is it? End of stream or different video?

>I'm going to pick the nuggets because they're shaped like stars
Holy shit she actually is 3.
Power went out mid stream and I missed the rest. Went to sleep annoyed and thinking about Pippa, dreamed about Pippa. Was comfy. /blog

>>21703707
going on a fast food date with pippa would be so comfy

>>21703797
>arguing about where to go
>calling eachother's taste shit
>bullying her for ordering from the kids menu
>wiping ketchup off her cheek
>schizoing about the other customers

>>21703928
literal heaven

>>21703928
>other customers
>implying she wouldn't make you use the drive through

>>21703928
I want to take my oshi to macdonalds.
I could go for a bigmac right now.

It's awfully quiet in here.
Let me give an other hug to Pippa who is sloooowly coming to her senses about now.

>>21705482
Speaking of which.

>>21705482
just not her sense of smell, am I right niggas?

>>21682283
I think you're just making that up!

>>21705482
really activates your almonds

>>21705580
>change "Pippa is" to "Americans are"
Paints a much more accurate picture

>>21701933
>foot fetish
:D
>feeder fetish
D:

>>21703797
this is literally the 3rd scenario of the New Year's voice pack
https://files.catbox.moe/uh0qhp.wav
https://files.catbox.moe/axyruz.wav
2 more rounds of merch without a way to buy the older stuff and I'm releasing the NY voicepack

>>21703707
What was your dream about? I've only had one vtuber dream and it was about sakura miko and we were at the dining room table in my childhood house. Tried very awkwardly to carry a conversation in japanese and/or english. But it was cute. And then I woke up.

>>21707821
if you say it like that fishman will make sure to rerelease them

>>21686300
Aren't you the dude who typed something like "SAVE ME N1$$ERMAN"

>>21705580
I would ammend "stream crashing/ending quickly" as a shortcut to the rampant shitposting after how terrible the thread became after the april fools stream attempt #1.
Not having our meds during the scheduled break of no-meds-time is one thing, but suddenly being without meds when we were expecting it apparently leads to sudden chaos

>>21707902
I've already declared my offer several times previously. it was "wait until 3 mores packs" but then pippa's birthday voicepacks came out.
I'm not counting uruka's bday voicepack as I feel like I already cheated the counter by including pippa's bday despite it not being a "round" of merch.
Let the people buy it! FOMO HATE! Artificial scarcity HATE! Entropy HATE!

>>21694630
I read that as p-chex

>>21707882
I can't think of any dream that wouldn't be enhanced by some migo.

>>21707986
if he did, that's not something you should get banned over. Getting banned for saying nigger is already thought crime territory, but getting banned for spelling only 3 letters is a whole level beyond, you're basically condemning intent over facts. Ultra sus.

I will wife you Pippa.

>>21707882
The dream was pretty vague. I was there, Pippa was there, some talking happened, we were both very comfy. We were probably hugging.

>>21708699
Yes, let me say nigger in a corpo vtuber groomcord server.
Nigga you sound retarded

>>21709796
And you sound disingenuous. You're strawmanning the fuck out of my post.

>>21709884
>Getting banned for saying nigger is already thought crime territory
How the fuck I am being disingenuous that is literally what you said.
You need to stop trying to "debate me bro" everything, you just look like a kid that just discovered libtards get own compilations.
I really don't know why you want to be on that groom cord if you are a Pippa fan, she doesn't even go there because she is too busy being groomed elsewhere, stop crying and commission Michiru lewds

>>21710492
>How the fuck I am being disingenuous that is literally what you said.
Thought crime is a moral thing, doesn't mean I say corpos have to take the risk of the government cracking down on them for no no words you humongous retard.

>>21710492
Not the retard, but where is she getting groomed? Asking for a friend.

>>21710898
I already said it
>You need to stop trying to "debate me bro" everything, you just look like a kid that just discovered libtards get own compilations.

>>21711922
>projecting

>>21708699
You both deserved to be banned. Not for saying nigger, but for being retarded beyond belief

>>21712027
Nice assumptions but I don't even use discord.
How stupid do you feel now?

>>21712107
deserve*
You deserve a preemptive ban

>>21712426
You don't get it discord tranny.
I don't use discord but I don't intend to either. I know it's beyond comprehension for you that human beings could actually live without discord so I feel like I have to break the news to you.
You are in a sect and you simping for it. Discord sucks and the nametag you use there doesn't give you a personality. And you know whats funnier, I can tell even over there you're bottom of the barrel scum no one likes. When you connect people think, "please, not that guy".
Have fun knowing that. Nigger.

I want to hug Pippa

imagine being such a child that you want to fight over whether or not saying nigger is a big deal or not. most people with common sense consider it a bad word and just because you can use it on here does not let you use it everywhere you fucking idiots. grow up.

>>21711369
ask the fucking skeleton he vague posts so much about it is so fucking annoying

>>21712913
nta

Maybe this will stem the shitposting for a minute.
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/

>>21713395

>>21714332
nigga get a job

>>21714594
Aww are you one of those butthurt fags who got banned for being a little bitch? Or maybe you just wouldn't shut the fuck up and hold back with containment because you found out about what people consider a secret? Maybe you should get a fucking job before you come after other people you fucking little bitch.

Pippers your audience is filled with legit schizos to the point that, in comparison, sending money and marriage proposals to an anime girl who will never talk to me in real life seems way less crazy than it actually is.

>>21703239
They're at the end of the name reading normally, there is a channel with a secret karaoke video that was posted a while ago.

>>21713731
hm....

>>21714804
>everyone that calls me out for being an obnoxious faggot has been banned from discord!
holy cope

>>21714943
Did I say banned from discord? Maybe you should read before you fucking reply retard god damn. I guess I shouldn't expect much from a child though. You should go back to school to learn how to fucking read.

>>21713731
Docked points because it was too big

Story of my life

>>21714831
>Pippa is the meds
Yeah it's not loyalty but a dependent personality disorder, the question is did they have an oshi before or did Pippa drive them schizo?

>>21698922
Subs are a surprisingly useless stat in general. There are tons of almost dead channels with huge sub-counts.

>>21714332
Just wanna make it clear I am not the other rude anon that cannot sirf the corposphere. I am just your friendly neighborhood anon. We might eventually (not sure how soon) get in touch then. Best regards.

>>21713731
I might have a chance anons.

>>21715047
You've been ranting about this for hours, dumbass. Just because you didn't explicitly say discord in this post doesn't mean you can play dumb afterwards to cover your ass. You're as transparent as it gets, you may as well get a trip.

>>21715274
I think you have the wrong anon. That was the only 2 things I've had to say about that at all on this thread. What I said was targeted to that other retard about somewhere else.

>>21715130
>>Pippa is the meds
I don't know how she did it, but honestly her streams keeps my pipkin from acting up.

>>21715047
retard-chama... you actually fucking said fags that got banned, while talking about groomcord. I know anon is a fucking autistic idiot but you did say it but don't worry I will tell you a little secret
getting a job is easy bro, just walk up to mcdonalds and ask them for it. Easy as that

>>21715584
I may be many things, but an idiot is definitely not one of them.

>>21712913
>he thinks I'm in the discord

>>21715584
I had literally never said anything about discord at all, you are clearly projecting right now. You can be banned from more platforms than just discord you fucking idiot. What I was mainly implying was that he was banned on twitch. Like I said before but I think you really need to learn how to fucking read and go away. You are not going to win this fight just because you can take a screenshot. Go get a job yourself and maybe then you can use the money on someone to teach you how to read better.

Look, I am just saying that if you accept my marriage proposal this could be you.

>>21715899
>we have been schizo posting for hours about the fucking groomcord
>you say banned fags and expect people not to interpret it as you are talking about the groomcord
I will keep it all feelings no facts with you
Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should get a job NOW, and give somebody else a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside of this blue trapped bubble.
Like what are you even here for? To defend a menhera that will not fuck you? employ yourself. and I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.

>>21715549
Was the pipkin as bad as it is now before Pippa though? Sounds more like withdrawal

>>21716863
I'm trying to find a way to convey this without blogposting. Pippa showed up when I convinced myself I could no longer make new connections with people, I still felt that kind of barrier even when I first watched Pippa. Her streams just keep those thoughts at bay.

>>21716800
>I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.
Working ten jobs? Isn't that too much?

>>21716800
I'm shocked I have to actually clarify, I said >>21714804 to the person above since they seemed to be upset with me for some reason. That post and the picture right before were the first 2 things I said today at all. >>21714594
Seemed to be upset with me for some reason so it only made sense that they were most likely someone who got banned or in trouble for some odd reason that was in some way related to me so I pointed that out in what I said since it is most likely what had happened to make them so upset. Almost everyone on this board can't seem to hold themselves back and wont shut the fuck up about references in places they don't belong. I do what I do because I want to do so. It's people like you and the other retards on this god forsaken site and the retards who think edgy kill yourself jokes and like to microwave animals who are the real waste of space. YOU will never be friends with your oshi, YOU will never fuck her, YOU will never amount to anything. I'm done talking to someone who still has no idea how to read or pull context clues from a couple posts that were completely different from the rest of them. In other words go fuck yourself you lose.

Also you write very similar to that tifastits loser.

Is this thread really just a bunch of guys trying to out-alpha each other to impress their anime girlfriend?

Instead how about we discuss how Lumi and probably Yuri are both definitely going to be Gen 2 Phase Connect members.

>>21716863
blogPippa convinced me to keep trying at life when I'd given up and decided to just keep playing vidya until my ancient PC died and then kill myself. I'm right now in basically the same position she was before she moved out of her parent's. Seeing her make it, even just a little, through perseverance has convinced me that I can do the same. Things haven't improved much yet, but I'll keep going and one day they will./blog

>>21717732
tldr

>>21717816
>Instead how about we discuss how Lumi and probably Yuri are both definitely going to be Gen 2 Phase Connect members.
I hope that's the case, my only experience with Yuri was the watch-a-long, but both are/seem entertaining.

>>21717732
Who?

>>21717816
Isn't that like phase stealing other talents and models other people paid for?

>>21718102
Didnt think of that.
Maybe just wishful thinking on my part then. But they seemed like a good fit for the company. And they both already graduated.

>>21718102
Based. Retards should not make exit clauses.

>>21717816
I wonder how the whole small company alliance thing would feel about poaching talents like that. Even if they are technically indies right now.

>>21717816
Nah, it is basically me shitstirring and inventing rrats to set the schizos off so I can feel smug and superior to everyone else.

Also that is what everyone else is doing except the one actual schizo who seems to be genuinely confused and is trying to damage control because he thinks Pippa actually noticed him and he doesn't want her to mistake the shitposts for him and giver her a bad impression.

>>21717816
I just like to spread misinformation and hatred, I only care about nasa

>>21717816
I wonder if smaller company vtubers have a part in their contract against joining another company too quickly after leaving one, or even just an agreement between companies, to try and avoid talent poaching and such

Why are burgers like this

>>21719151
It's time to take you to the Cracker Barrel anon, so you can understand TRUE culture.

>>21719126
No compete clause is pretty standard in a lot of talent based industries. Fishman would be retarded not to have a 60 day clause in his contracts, especially considering how hard Pippa goes for HoloLive. If HoloLive tried to poach here there is exactly zero chance she wouldn't drop the Pippa gimmick and run off.

>>21717816
I like Yuri but her laugh is terrible, worse than Pippa's or Pekora's

wonder if pippa's gonna show up in yubi for the anniversary, assuming she's lurking

>>21719434

>>21719564
What the fuck are you implying here? Pippa's laugh is amazingly charming.

>>21719750
Kettle LOVE!

>>21719914
>>21719750
It does sound like that, but it is...
>amazingly charming
I get that not everyone loves her laugh, especially if you saw the chat on a certain website owner's stream.

>>21717446
cope.
literally
You're using her as a coping mechanism. Try curbing your pipkin and practice hiding powerlevels. This is they key to interacting with normies. You may rarely spot a tism sperglord in the wild with whom you may experience the joys of unleashing your pipkin. But until then just be chill, speak little, say much.
When you convinced yourself you could no longer make new connections with people you were wrong. So very very wrong. Simply because you hadn't considered ALL the variables and ALL your options.

Trying and failing is always an option. And it's the only option that leads to growth. It's okay to fail.

>>21719750
Yeah you're not wrong. I just meant strange/offputting to anyone new

What if we started bombarding Cracker Barrel's social media account with clips of Pippa simping for them? Corporate chain restaurants are always looking to be seen as hip, young, and internet savvy. If we bug them enough Pippa could possibly get some sort of sponsorship deal that would include gift cards enabling her to eat for free. This would get her out of the house more often and help her grow more as a person.

btw I am not saying this because I love Cracker Barrel and when Pippa marries me I will be able to get her to use those cards to get free country fried steak on demand.

>>21720161
It was the thing that made her stand apart enough from the other vtubers that I actually started paying attention to her. I would not be here if it wasn't for Pippa's laugh.

>>21719126
Personally if I owned a vtuber agency I wouldn't hire someone with a history of leaving a company. I know tsunderia did this will Miori and it turned out well for them.

>>21686300
I know that feel brah. I've been banned since last year. Never once said the N word. Jannies are the real N words.

>>21718955
lmao nice save blaming the schizo lol

>>21717816
I doubt gen2 but I'd love for them to come on as an inbetween gens like Irys is sandwiched between myth & council.
Someone redpill me on yuri. I keep saying everything I don't know enough about her but I never find time to go digging myself.

>>21720146
Thanks for it, I think that's a good way of putting it, since I purposely left out the details(I'd be too bloggy). I just curse my luck that I have to be a chameleon so often.

>>21719126
how the fuck would that even work out?
"hey I know you no longer work for us but could you pretty please abide by our rules still?"

>>21721162
It works exactly like this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-compete_clause

>>21719750
I fucking LOVE her wheeze. You've never lived until something (You) had said gets the wheezing laugh of her. It's like an audible pat on your head for doing a good job

>>21721162
There are those magical things called contracts that people never read but sign all the time.

>>21719126
I'd be surprised if the company who goes "yeah, just take the assets and leave" would have forward thinking stuff like that.

>>21720754
viewer gift card giveaway to entice people into the establishment and get hooked as a customer. Sounds like BUSINESS to me. Fire up those emails pipps & fishman & whoever the fuck the PC managers are

>>21720994
Yuri was the quiet cat sitting in Pippa's lap during the postal collab watch stream that Pippa kept sniffing, that tried to break the ice by belching loudly, she's also the entertainer who failed to do a handstand in VR, I think she has pipkins too

>>21720966
But anon, I am the schizo

>>21721851
/pcg/ is actually all me.

>>21721298
>>21721398
man that's so fucking weird to be held to a company's standards despite not working for that company. One of the joys of being an adult is that I can just tell my employer to fuck off anytime and at that moment I'm officially not bound by anything they say or do or want.
It's a general joy in life abiding by your own rules while others are more constricted due to place of residence or other factors. e.g. you can't say "gas the jews" in UK and a britbong might shriek at you, but it's totally legal for a burger to say so.

>>21721343
For me it is when she starts to quote something I said in chat only to have her eyes go wide as she desperately tries to stiffle a laugh and pretend she didn't just read whatever autistic thing I just posted.

The Pipkin GFE is too strong, it is like a narcotic. Just one hit is enough to make a man an addict. Soon you will be selling all your persona possessions and skipping meals to send her superchats. Next thing you know you will be sucking dick under an overpass just afford your next tipipkin.

>>21722084
that big grin+small eyes+head tilt+get closer to the screen combo

>>21722040
It really isn't. Talent based industries are built entirely around a single individuals gifts. They are incredibly competitive businesses because, by their very nature, they have a limited marketspace to compete over. Adding a Non-compete clause prevents bigger companies from creating monopolies by simply buying out all the talent. While it may seem unfair to the talent themselves, non-compete clauses usually include a financial package to sustain the talent while they are in the cooling off period.

>>21722040
>One of the joys of being an adult
Adults keep their word. That's what a contract is, anon.

>>21722176
Very based taste anon

>>21717816
>Instead how about we discuss how Lumi and probably Yuri are both definitely going to be Gen 2 Phase Connect members.
That would be monumentally stupid & damaging to all involved.

Kanpainiki your game just dropped

>>21720917
I got banned for posting a Japanese dub of a Boondocks clip that had played on US network television. It had come up in a Tenma Pippa collab and was on topic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2rynLEZeFo

>>21722040
>>21721162
>Anarchist NEET
You love to see it.

>>21722176
Pippa has talked about how she over exaggerates expressions to keep the model interesting before, I think she's very aware part of the appeal of vtubers is the content has a built in reaction images in the form of the v-model, like the soi-face is for normalfags
In the last watchalong stream she was leaning to the right around yuri for most of it, I thought she rotated the model but their was hair physics so I think she physically lent to the right for over an hour so it would look better visually

>>21722327
Contracts can be broken. When the only threat is termination, they can be broken easily upon exit. Uphold A, you get B. Fail to uphold A, and you get no B and also the consequence of C. Being an adult is recognizing that upholding A is a continually voluntary decision and if for any reason you no longer desire A, you can terminate the contract.

But I guess things are different in different industries. >>21722288 And I guess NDAs are a similar thing to the telecommunications industries I'd been in before.

Anyone know what this upcoming game MementoMori is supposed to be? They are opening preregistration and I have this niggling feeling that it is something that Pippers will get addicted to. I want to get in on the ground floor for grooming purposes, but I have no idea what it even is

>>21722680
Our cute rabbit is so dedicated.

>>21722650
>banned for posting Boondocks
post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG45XYjKkXY next time quality is shit because Youtube a real bitch-ass nigga

>>21722742
Usually NDAs are packaged with NCC specifically because you don't want your talent getting wooed by another company and then handing over your trade secrets or dirty laundry. Again, I don't have a lot of faith in the Fishman so I doubt he thought of these things himself before his lawyer told him.

>>21722764
>Platform
>iOS/Android
dropped

>>21720994
Yuri is the catgirl from the Postal collab. She definitely has pipkin and doesnt seem to have her own voice yet. The best stream Ive seen of her was the Phantasmagoria collab with Lia and Pippa. A very dry sense of pipkin. Hope she finds her own voice some day.

>Make new twitter account for notgrooming purposes.
>No followers, no following, and no references to anyone or anything
>Two random pics intended to be Pipkin dogwhistles
>Already over 20 impressions and 5 engagements on both tweets.
Yo you groomchord niggas stalking game is off the hook no cap fr fr

>>21723519
any previous mutuals will have your new account show up in recommends because you have the same phone#

>>21707673
Just the first part, Pippa talking about foot lettuce put that idea in my head

>>21723599
I don't register with a phone. I own a bunch of email servers and can just make new email addresses for account registration any time I want.

Just another one of my businesses. Imagine if you will Pippa, being able to shitpost to your heart's content any time you wish because there will be no consequences to your actions. This power can be yours if you accept my marriage proposal.

>>21723856
If this isn't jl7ten then I don't know what words mean

>>21724219
It is not jl7ten
https://files.catbox.moe/yw2bxp.mp4

>>21723856
couldn't she just look into getting a bunch of email servers herself and bypass the need to marry a groomer?

>>21724530
Do you honestly expect Pippers to have the foresight to spend money on anything that doesn't satisfy her immediate desires, or technical acumen to maintain it should she do so?

I love our little autist and think she is very smart in a lot of ways, but this isn't one of them.

>>21686300
I know who you were, and you were acting like a retard your entire time there. Should’ve kept it /here/. Good riddance.

i think i'll make the new thread :^)

>$866.66 from one whale
Paypigs are legitimately mentally ill. Who the fuck spends that much money in one night on some youtube anime girl. Pippa run as far and as fast from this crazy as you can. Just cut him off now before he gets even more obsessed.

>>21725648
Got any caps? I am thinking of making a thread on the farms specifically for doxing Pippaspergs. They need to be named and shamed before this gets out of control. If we can dox him we can get him fired for racism.

>>21726145
You should name it /pip/

>>21726216
>They need to be named and shamed before this gets out of control.
Why?

>>21726323
Racism, mental illness, pedophilia, just being cringy spergs with no friends and an unhealthy parasocial obsession with a cartoon character? These people do not belong in society and need to lose their jobs, their homes, and kill themselves.

>>21726216
let me guess its that magnum guy? he drops 200$ to all phase connect members

>>21726450
Tenno

>>21726323
He's just a retarded anti who wants to mess things up for the PC girls.

>>21726258
don't think we are that far gone, such drastic changes aren't needed yet
just realized i have to look for a fitting image though

>>21726443
>racism
so? oh look the kiwi is also a leftist troon, shocking

>>21726584
The non-Pippa EN members have 2-4 mentions in 321 posts. This is /pip/ already.

>>21726661
>Bruh just spam the Phase Connect chat with the N word until you get banned and then cry that you are being bullied. That is the alpha male, high test way to do things. Shaddilay my fellow kekastanis #WWG1WGA

>>21726741
If it gets renamed /pip/ I will just make a /pcg/ thread for ALL the members including Pippa.

>>21726216
Reminder to all Paychads if you give the PC girls enough money they WILL fall in love with you and even MARRY you

>>21726811
Based.

>>21726811
Than you will have on thread that is 100% pippaposting and one thread that is only 99% pippaposting in the catalog. There is no way the jannies will allow it.

>>21726813
can confirm I'm married to Iori
and no the "cult" doesnt exist

>>21726789
>concern trolling
So? It's funny, why would you want less spergs embarrassing themselves?

>>21726813
This, but unironically. How can you even say you love a woman if you don't give her your entire income minus the absolute bare minimum required to live?

>>21726216
>. Who the fuck spends that much money in one night on some youtube anime girl.
Anon I permanently work from home. I don't have a car and live in a paid-off house. Operating costs and food are my only real expenses next to my merch budget. Yes it's a lot of money but some people have that to spare.

>>21726911
Because they are bothering her. She doesn't like them and only tolerates them because Sakana loves money. They are human garbage.

>>21727001
Now THIS is jl7ten

>>21727099
They only bother her in that she can't publicly mock them on stream
She makes fun of them on the secret discord with the regulars

Since Vee is /pcg/ adjacent at this point, I should mention he's collabing with the NFT monkey right now.

>>21727216
Can confirm. Her biggest paypigs are a running joke. She absolutely hates them, but it provides plenty of laughs for us when she makes fun of them.

She loathes you and thinks you are disgusting. The only thing she feels for you is contempt and she will never marry you. You should kill yourself.

>>21726741
it's honestly not needed
the other thread is held together by one or two schizos spacing out their bumps, and almost half the posts are seething about pippa and /pcg/ in some way
we should welcome back the children who were led astray, not reject them
i might make a little one-off change but nothing serious and it'll be obviously /pcg/

>>21727495
>it's honestly not needed
See >>21727296

>>21727666
>new ip
>after bump limit
>derailing attempt
>most likely the lia autist
you need to be more specific about what you want

Let's just take over /imutang/ to flex on them?

>>21728338
>>21728338
>>21728338
someone else did it already apparently

New thread
>>21728338

>>21727829
See
>>21682534
>>21682592
>>21684803
>>21684915
>>21684970
>>21686047
>>21686300
>>21686874
>>21687336
>>21687940
>>21689466
>>21697516
>>21697571
>>21697667
>>21697701
>>21697893
>>21699937
>The entire discordfag sperg out over not being allowed to say nigger

>>21728446
Then make your own /pip/ thread

Pippa cancelling collabs with Tenma for literally-who as notPippa!

>>21728959
what?

>>21729097
NotPippa is blowing off Tenma today.

Pippa -> hug