/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I hate Ina

>>21622603
Posting before bump limit is rude as fuck
Also casually calling people the N-Word lul

Pekora will be playing the Rushia Simulator in less than an hour

I love Ina!

>>21622697
>Amesame & Takamori
but they don't Swinging

j*u, can i get a qrd on emojiposting?

>>21623968
Emote still available <img class="xae" data-xae width="27" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/03d18964_AngryWojak.png">
why?

>IRyS doesn't know she's on a sidequest
RUMAO

wamei!

>>21624052
just post emojis through your phone <span class="xae" data-xae="ok">👌</span>

Shuba's PSP just bit the dust.
Sucks I was enjoying that playthrough too.<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="27" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ad2977e6_FeelsWeirdMan.png">

>>21624076
It should be permanent. <img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c7375c9d_ChadYes.png">

>>21624052
you get points automatically with time and you use those points to roll for emoji

>>21624129
based and truthpilled

>>21624052
<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/af528e56_Hahaa.png">

I should farm for that Night Maiden set IRyS just got, the set looks cool.

Did Subaru's PSP battery explode? my JP is ass but it seems like she's currently on amazon trying to buy a psp battery

https://twitter.com/KUUR0KANE/status/1509896980520185902
The fucks going on in the Takamori community?

>It's kinda weak.
IRyS response to everything she does because it's fucking unupgraded.

moom post

<span class="xae" data-xae="skull">💀</span><span class="xae" data-xae="love">😍</span>

>>21623923
Me too!

>>21623916
I want to fuck her thighs and or tits while she calmy does day-to-day stuff

>>21624052
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="26" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7b4acfbf_trollface.png">

Today was April Fools Day and boy was there a bunch of FOOLISH streams to watch!
>Songs released today
We got to celebrate 3 Years of OkaKoro today! They even went and released this incredible duet cover of the song U&I. It's a very sweet, bubbly song, just like the relationship this cat and dog have and you should go give it a stream as soon as possible if you haven't yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr44J7r125Y
>Some highlights for today
Flare's Birthday! Her birthday countdown consisted of her showing off the poses and arm movements she's managed to put on her 3D Avatar that consists of smug glasses push up, T-Pose and even exposing her pits to the universe by raising her hands to the sky in joy! It was a fun stream and she even blessed us with some karaoke including some KOKORO ODORU.
As stated before, OkaKoro had a wonderful Anniversary stream were they blessed our ears with cute teetee and joyful sounds because this is their third year of being one of the strongest couples in Hololive. Okayu even kissed Korone,
Haachama not only showed off an incredibly lewd illustration by yagoowasabi, but she also revealed her ACTUAL newest costume and it's incredibly pretty! It really screams Pure Godchama and works very well for Akai Haato and maybe even Haachama sometimes. Tabun.
A huge congratulations to Watame for reaching her goal of 1.2m Subscribers! She sang her heart out during her endurance karaoke stream and was extremely cute in her post milestone talk, basically thanking all the Watamates for supporting her thus far and promising to bring even more smiles and joy to everyone in the world.
My oshi Ayame along with Koyori, Towa, Miko, Botan, Mel, Nene, Polka and Fubuki all decided hop onto Among Us today and be treated to Pony Among Us. It was very ඞ but they all had a great time. We even got loli Towa due to her pulling the bad end punishment.
Kiara wasn't here today but Kiababa was. She really made you feel like you flashed 3,000 years into the future and had a talk with this mysterious old phoenix who talked about the good ole days of being a bright and shiny idol. It started off really calm but then Kiababa went with some REALLY painful lore that makes you think about things you never thought you would think of and might even bring tears to your eyes. Tread with caution.
Can you believe that deadbeat C-Man kicked Mori's door in, tied and gagged her up and took over her stream for today? And this guy was a total rude ass, getting his sticky and greasy mess all over Mori's shit and what not. It's really good that Mori was able to bargain with him by wrapping him up in paper and throwing him in the trash like the waste that he is, but not before being forced to host his new MV on her channel for the world to see.
Fauna had the bright idea of taking on The Closing Shift, ChillArts newest game. Not only did the game nearly kill her in game, but also tried to kill her computer too. Plenty of Fauna squeals and actual screams awaits you in this stream and it was actually really funny to watch.
Can't believe you degenerates. The Watcher snatches you into her world for 5 minutes and you immediately think about sticking your penis into whatever it is she has under her mask. It could have been razor sharp teeth for all you know. At least everyone got placated when Ina brought out the Rubber Chicken.
Gura's grand April's Fools plan really was a stream you must sit and watch. Everyone in Myth swapped outfits with Gumelia, Inara, Mora, Kiari and Ame'nis all fullfilling Gura's debut goal...which was to play Twister! It proved that only Kiara and Ame are truly flexible and Mori can barely touch her toes much less try to stretch her way out of a paper bag. Then in the second half we had a jankenpon tournament with the loser having to spin the wheel of batsu. Thanks to Gura we had plenty of Feet Claps and Feet for Hands, but the real comedy came from Kiara literally being unable to acquire cat ears no matter how many times she spun the wheel. It was seriously lots of fun and a definite VOD watch.
Happy Anniversary to Smol Ame! A whole year huh, that's amezing! She showed off all the Smol Ame memes and /hlgg/'s ugly bastard got horny over Staff-chan again like the scum that they are. There lots of good stuff and we're even getting Ookami Blues finally released! It's good news!
Even now you've got an overabundance amount of streams to watch like Koyori reading supachats, IRyS Elden Ring, Bae Sucker For Love, Aki Subnautica, Lui Jump King, Subaru Crisis Core, Oga FFIII, Choco Core Keeper, Aruran Minecraft, La+ Kirby and Towa Okami.
>Upcoming Big Streams
Flare's got a totsu all set up and ready to go for her birthday stream. Pretty much every single Holo adores Flare so you know there's going to be tons of kino call-ins. Set your alarm and check it out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQUpxnB_adI
So many goddamn incredible April Fool's streams today, but which ones were your highlights /hlgg/?
<img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/a6d16707_GoodNight.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/a6d16707_GoodNight.png">

holo equivalent of bjork?

>>21624076
Welcome to Twitter 2.0
(Formerly 4chan)

Is Council going to be ok when EN3 quickly overtakes them?
I know that people like to shit on Council, but they are only partly to blame for their performance.

>>21624181
dead dead? or just tech illiterate dead?

Thinking about hags

>>21624201
moom

>"it's a bunch of THESE people"

irys what the fuck you can't say that

>>21624199
They're going a bit schizo over the current arc of our own shojo manga. Don't worry about it

current puzzle
https://jigex.com/xxpFU

>>21624076
[Rrat] They are permanent so hiroshimoot can pay less for server bandwith every month because /vt/ kept spamming reaction images, so he's letting us use emotes as a cheaper alternative. <img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/53478ca5_Stonks.png">

Double IRyS!

>>21623916
sex with the depresso expresso

>shit talking IIRyS
That's it, I'm closing the stream

seriously why does irys refuse to lock on, it was really funny for the first few streams but how do you manage to get so far like this?

>>21624209
sounds great

>>21624237
Stop shitposting with my oshi faggot

>>21618420
COMET NO

>>21624199
Just depicting reality <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/d8f61d71_SadCatW.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/d8f61d71_SadCatW.png">

>>21624218
Kiara's terrible gacha rates was probably my highlight Flareassfriend. Was your april fools joke being horny all day?

>>21624219
is that naruto reference?

>got new job where even though i can wfh sometimes i never have any spare time for streams
>miss a couple weeks of streams and threads
>come back and apparently we've had a new fes and new models and im totally ootl
yamete

Give us your lunch money, nerds.

>>21624218
I've masturbated so many times today but I'm still horny. How do I quell my libido?
Also I hope Flare uses that loli rig someone posted last thread.

Bae out of air sounds...kinda hot

>>21624273
>Is literally locked on to the giant as you posted this

>>21624273
She forgot. :)

>>21624273
Lock on sucks and ive played through the whole game without it.

Wait, why is the giant one of the only enemies in the game that gets stunned when it hits a wall

>Can't even break 10k playing the flavor of the month
Why is Irys such a flop?

>>21624199
>Calli suggest that they do a yuri ship
>She publicly breaks it off despite it being her idea
Can't blame them really

>>21624282
IS THAT A

>>21624254
>>21624288
<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="22" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e024965e_Sadge.png"> Why did Twitter turn on Mori?

>>21624264
I want depression talk with Kaela and Kronii.

>>21624076
We've got bigger problems to deal with atm:
>>>/trash/46621974

I HATE DEX WEEB BUILDS DEFINING ELDEN RING

FUCK DEX WEEB

>>21624292
No one to blame but yourself.

I FUCKING HATE THE LYNDELL SEWERS SO MUCH

>>21624302
I know but most people are locked on for close to 100% of their attacks meanwhile irys locks on for barely any

>>21624282
Just using her legs while she plays shitty MOBA games on her phone

>There is an earthquake AGAIN

>>21624241
I want to cuddle with hag

testing multiple emotes
<img class="xae" data-xae width="23" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/11339e7b_shoopdw.png"> <span class="xae" data-xae="wind">💨</span>

>>21624347

>>21624347
what the fuck is this slime gas

>>21624292
This is why I will never get a job or try to progress in life, FOMO is too strong.

The April Fools Day streams were great.

4chan’s April Fools thing? Something awful.

>>21624349
cope <img class="xae" data-xae width="41" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/72694e0e_desusmirk.png">

<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="25" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/25086889_FeelsSpecialMan.png">

<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/0ee48fb4_longcat.png">
<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/95c37417_longcata.png">
<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e77bc341_longcatb.png">

Thanks god this emoji cancer will be over soon

>>21624347
>hover over link
>LOUD BLARING SIREN
What the fuck my ears fuck you

>>21624347
what the

>>21624347
Oh is this why my soundpost player isn't working? Because hiromoot made some janky version of his own for an April fools day joke?

>>21622603
source please?

>>21624327
>Beyond shit model
>Shit hours for her intended audience
>Promoted as a Visinger instead of just a regular EN

>>21624287
<img class="xae" data-xae width="41" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/72694e0e_desusmirk.png">
>>21624300
Go take a cold shower. You'll lose your libido and get rid of that disgusting ojisan funk you've got sporting around, at least for an hour or so before you sweat away all the good smells and return to smelling like a disgusting ugly bastard.

>>21624349
They don't. They define PVP but katanas genuinely get outpaced by STR builds after Radahn for PVE. PVP just suffers from too many people going light to medium-light armor.

>>21624201
moom reply

>>21624401
ok so I only have 2 emotes left <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/b05923f5_monkaW.png">

>>21624327
It always stuck out to me how its clear to anyone that vsingers was just her way in and she would have preferred to be just a normal holo

>>21624365
Same desu

kobold will have english only stream at some point, right?..<span class="xae" data-xae="think">🤔</span>

>>21624397
Pay your $10 fag

>>21624417
Scared the hell outta me, I wasn't ready for that at all

>>21624347
What the fuck

>>21624349
return to str

>>21622697
>Gurame
She had her chance

>>21624423
jesus christ watch streams (official)
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/67905c4f_Bruh.png">

>>21624421
>Because hiromoot made some janky version of his own for an April fools day joke?
Behold, the newest man alive

>>21624441
you can buy even the ones you haven't discovered yet <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c72e8e84_Tuturu.png">

>>21624444
>kobold
Wait we have a kobold streamer?! WHERE?!

>>21624060
WHY THE FUCK WON'T HOLOLIVE DO A REAL TALL MILF LIKE THIS

>b-but sana

THE LIMITER IS STUPID SINCE SHE'S THE SAME HEIGHT AS KRONII NORMALLY

>>21624236
it's increasingly looking like it's dead dead
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/f0a256b9_PressF.png">

>>21624347
Fuck you anon, you scared me

>>21624415
<img class="xae" data-xae width="30" height="29" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/51cbf903_PepeLaugh.png">

The witch you get the spirit bell from is Ranni.

>>21624421
newfagchama you good?

>>21624464
From which stream was this?

>>21624347
what is this? is it interactive at all?

>>21624347
Where does the Plague Doctor appear?

I love Kronii!

>>21624430
Rude, I'll have you know that I'm probably the same age as you.
Also cold showers don't work for me, tried that many a times and it just made me cold but still horny.

IRyS hates girls who don't put out.

>>21624347
I still don’t understand what the fuck is lobotomy corporation

>>21624511
Why does she introduce herself as Renna?

>>21624486
Cocock...

>>21624181
You can get PSPs relatively easy on akiba, no?

>>21624486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TIS4L5qkHM
Here you go

https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1510158130457427973
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1510158130457427973
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1510158130457427973
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1510158130457427973

>plays kirby (a children's game)
>plays on the children's difficulty
>still struggles with gameplay and puzzles
Guys, I think Laplus might be.....you know....

>>21624362
I get what you mean anon, just poking a bit of fun.
Not that IRyS is doing it on purpose, but there ARE actually some enemies in the game where locking on just ends up making you attack air for most attacks, and you would actually be better off not locking on.
Some of the dragons come to mind.

>>21624483
i know i just have a bug that made that emote transparent and when I tried to buy it it said that I already had it <span class="xae" data-xae="think">🤔</span>

>>21624486
Bad for promotional art to have one character 3x the size of everyone else Imagine the 3D

>>21624492
is she the type who would play it connected with the battery inside?

>>21624544
Yeah she is my daughter wife so what?

>>21624519
Well, depends on how hard you want to immerse yourself. Trawl around the boards for the others and keep an eye out for other containment breaches I guess?

>>21624532
I actually don't know why. If you meet Ranni without being on Rogier's quest she goes
>yeah I introduced myself as Renna but I'm actually Ranni
then it never gets brought up again

[Urgent recruitment]
Looking for the "Right hand of the smoker" Exodia image, with Towa's hand

>IRyS expects me to listen to 20 hours a week of her rambling about her shipping animes.
>Can't remember the combined 25 minutes of story she's experienced in Elden Ring so far.

>>21624544
Playing a character for gullible retards like you? Yes.

>>21624464
Absolutely pizza.

In the early game though, STR and FTH feel like massive Ls.

>>21624542
<span class="xae" data-xae="nerd">🤓</span>

>Subaru's battery dies
>Cord apparently isn't working
>Right when she's getting to the good shit in Crisis Core
<img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="25" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/2b414cf1_YesHoney.png">

>>21624516
second to last

>>21624542
mumi cheesin

>>21624349
I used Rivers of Blood and Nagakiba with my Mimic Tear to beat the game.

>>21624542
>Mumei is emote posting
<span class="xae" data-xae="nerd">🤓</span>

>>21624377
God, I want to fuck Ame'nis while sniffing and licking her armpits

>>21624076
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/f93f9e5a_AYAYA.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/bc1ff2b8_AYAYAHyper.png"> welcome to new normality <img class="xae" data-xae width="41" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/72694e0e_desusmirk.png">

>>21624542
I love this girl <span class="xae" data-xae="nerd">🤓</span>

>>21624575
Why are you being such a buzzkill?

>>21624561
But that actually sounds hilarious from a promotional standpoint? And Coco + Shion together was HILARIOUS in 3d

God, I love this stupid bimbo.

>>21624218
Right here Sexelffriend! The Myth collab organised by Gura was by far my favourite stream

>>21624568
I meant more like will it infect you if you post in that thread or do you need to post a certain amount to kill it before it spreads to other boards or something like that

>>21624292
Save and invest all you get and return to the neet life or part time job life later

>>21624573
>ER
>story
listening to optional shit rumao <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/90786369_pepePoint.png">

>>21624573
if Elden Ring had an NTR subplot she'd be paying attention

>>21624542
<span class="xae" data-xae="nerd">🤓</span>

>>21624531
It's a video game. SCP-inspired video game.

>>21624347
lobcorp mod had the time of his fucking life this april fools
also what other threads has he made, i witnessed the orchestra and the judgement bird ones
has he made any others since or not?

Irys Baldur's Gate 2 playthrough...
THAC0RyS...

>>21624532
To hide her identity.

>>21624531
SCP for weebs

>>21624470
kek that reference

>>21624542
That member stream was really nice. Glad she felt comfortable enough to talk about that stuff

>>21624229
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/cf1d4b8d_moetron.png"> still pretty hot

>>21624464
holy based

>>21624542
NEEERD

>>21624542
<span class="xae" data-xae="nerd">🤓</span>
is she here?

>>21624622
>listening to optional shit rumao
Playing the game in the first place is optional

>>21624532
She's literally just doing her opsec. She killed demi-gods and while Gideon and the hold aren't actively searching for her, they'd probably be pretty eager to know where she is.

>>21624562
believe thats what happened yea, cause she got a low battery signal and now it wont turn on

>>21624327
ER's kinda losing its pull now plus it's a multipart series. Combined with IRyS not being very popular makes sense. I'd expect it to be lower but she is decent at the game so the autists can tolerate it more

>>21624332
>Calli suggest that they do a yuri ship
I'll believe that when it comes out of her mouth

>>21624590
Thanks

>>21624652
Yeah it was fantastic. It was nice that she had a chance to vent seeing how shitty she's been feeling recently.

>>21624349
Str isn't even bad I dunno why people act like it's some doomed build

From literally gave STRbros jump attacks which is the most unga shit ever. Just do a few, if you trade whatever pot it out and enjoy your free posture break riposte

>>21624578
It doesn't help that almost everything in Liurnia and Caelid tend to reward Int + X builds

>>21624597
Based

>>21624531
niche monster management game that got a cult following on /v/ for a while. They had so many recurring threads there that ABIB got pissed and nuked every lobcorp thread he could see because it wasn't a CULTURAL PHENOMENON like smash. Now the other mods are probably doing this lobcorp april fools to spit on his grave.

>>21624617
>The mods ever coming up with something that smart
Just watch and enjoy the show anon. Whilst I would enjoy a slime girl with the coof mechanics it's not april fools any longer for most of the world and a lot of people would get annoyed

>>21624349
>Can GS+poking for defense.
>Can bloodhound step to replace the roll.
>Stun like hell.
>Can cast some spells with claw mark seal.
>The great bow shoots almost as fast as normal bows + ROA will eliminate any large bosses in seconds.
>Longest reach on the horse.
>Can be infused with bleed & still retain B scaling.
>POISE.
>SERPENT HUNTER.
Honestly, no, STR build is versatile as fuck.

<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/0ee48fb4_longcat.png">
<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/95c37417_longcata.png">
<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e77bc341_longcatb.png">

>>21624666
well that's easy enough to fix, just get a new battery or a new PSP. Shuba can just do some Sausage Legend streams in the meantime.

>>21624632
Seriously why is she so much into NTR?

>>21624597
I mean, you and everyone else who didn't become a Comet Azur baja blaster.

>>21624632
Makes sense that the part she paid attention to was Rennala's plot.

>>21624633
>>21624650
What’s SCP? Like creepypastas?

>>21624349
Nah I thought this too but it turns out I just did my first str/fth playthrough wrong. Halberds are fucking busted

>>21624327
So 9k are literal shit numbers now?

>>21624666
>plugged in psp without the battery
>still doesn't work
yeah its dead <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="22" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e024965e_Sadge.png">

ORE NO PSP GA

>>21624722
baffling post

>>21624676
I don't get it either. All the people shitting on STR builds have never seen a boss get downed in three hits.
Five for Margit's final fight

>>21624531
didnt nino play it

>>21624722
<img class="xae" data-xae width="24" height="24" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/857a9ea0_MarisaFace.png">

>>21624710
probably happened to her IRL

>>21624722
Yes

>>21624542
<span class="xae" data-xae="nerd">🤓</span>

>>21624722
Uh. Yeah. Mate you ever been to /x/? You good there?

>>21624544
are you making a <span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span> joke or a <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="25" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/1ee7c5a1_Pepega.png"> joke or both

>>21624434
>>21624727
the thing is that colossal weapons suck for bossses besides dual weild jumping attacks. using greatswords and other faster STR weapons feel better than most ultra weapons for bosses because their base movesets are too slow in ER

>>21624652
Yeah it was great hearing how happy she is being in hololive, and that she has people she is comfortable around

>>21624597
I picked up Bloodhound's Fang before I got to Margitt and I haven't replaced it since, it's too good.

>>21624727
seriously, Game became easy as shit once Edgar dropped his Banished knight's Halberd for me.

>>21624722
Suck Cock Penis

>>21624711
I went quality, but fuck was it boring (and not good apparently), i've had more fun with the NIHIL build

>I don't look as pretty as my wife!
IRyS...

>>21624417
>>21624454
>>21624494
Have you checked out this?
>>>/jp/39236334
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="26" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7b4acfbf_trollface.png">

>people genuinely complaining about """"stat bloat"""""" enemies when players can casually do 1000 damage a swing mid-game
Are you really trying to critique Elden ring game balance off of a fucking woman playing it? Do you just want everything in the game to die instantly?

>Simp
Go back IRyS

>>21624377
I glad people still remember Ame's boob mole

>IRyS found the onahole
Will she... You know?

>What do I do with miniature Ranni?
>Half the chat says put her in a jar
I'm so proud of this community

>>21624671
I trust what Kiara said, its not like she makes shit up

>>21624327
She's no ina but 9k isn't bad either

Wdsdib?

Are we doing the r/place thing?

>tenga
Thanks YT chat.

>>21624785
>flanfly
home...

>>21624759
Her and Fauna seem like they're living out their dream and just love being a part of Hololive. So cute...

Why did she introduce herself as Renna?

One of my mates got married very recently, making me the only bachelor left in our group. They keep on introducing me to their girl acquaintances, I can't tell them that I won't marry anyone unless it's my oshi.

>>21624783
Most people complaining either never played the game or were DEX shitters whining that bleed couldn't carry them mid-game.

>>21624785
if I keep listening to this will it hurt my ears?

>hadn't expected any souls to recognize me in this disguise
>Literally just a smaller doll version of you, perfect likeness

Mini time

>>21624803
>its not like she makes shit up

>>21624676
it's really just conpared to killing everything super quick with bleed or just barely having to play the game as a ranged caster, strength is harder. it's still pretty easy if you dual-wield and spam jump attacks

>>21624818
She simps for her friend Renna the Snow Witch (whose clothes we are presently wearing)

irys cant handle tsunderes

>>21624282
is that an AUTISTIC VULVA?

>>21624477
Fuck you I JWU and spent an hour debugging my soundposting script because I thought it was making broken soundposts, someone could have told me it wasn't on my end

>>21624829
<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span><span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span><span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

>>21624748
>As a youngster she catches her boyfriend making up with someone else
>Develops a fetish for it growing up
Really? I would think it would be the opposite

>>21624818
She's in hiding. She doesn't want everyone to know where she is. As for the name Renna itself, it was probably something her mom, Rennala, used to be called in her youth.

>>21624808
Smol Ame is unhinged

>>21624688
God forbid people actually talk about video games on the video game board.

>>21624722

>>21624430
Right pick your preferred getting fisted in the ass pose friend cause it's happening

>>21624696
>POISE.
Player poise sucks man. You need the heaviest armor in the game just to tank through some random fucker with a dagger.

>>21624811
i'd love to get an ogey in there somewhere but it's gonna be hard to organize

>>21624803
>its not like she makes shit up

Sanalites = <img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="25" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/2b414cf1_YesHoney.png">
Teamates/Hoomans = <img class="xae" data-xae width="24" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/634a21ba_gachiHYPER.png">
Kronies = <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/fb56168f_BOOBA.png">

I post using Clover on my phone so I don't see emotes OR whatever this other thing is.

>>21624873
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/a19762fc_MeguminHappy.png"> These threads are fun!

DID SHE JUST...WALK TO THE GRAVITY BUG SLOWLY AND HIT IT

>>21624885
lucky bastard.

>>21624852
She has sisters? Don't answer that.
But if she does, she had a Crush with someone older than her and that person became her sisters bf.

>>21624853
It's not Rennala, her mentor goes by the name Renna (hence Renna's rise). The snow witch clothes are Renna's clothes and Ranni admires Renna so much she tries to look like her.

>>21624892
....yes

>>21624862

Based Elden BlingRyS

What the fuck is going on in the QRTs of this tweet?
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1509727259611041794

>>21624820
Fuck you I'd be so happy to have anyone introduce me to a woman

Also if Kronii's your oshi she'd probably cheer you on too

How come you encounter these things before you even kill radahn?

>>21624696
to be fair most of these are outclassed in damage by weapons such as rivers of blood and moonveil

>>21624825
>"I shrunk myself into a tiny Ranni, funniest thing i've ever seen. So anyway, eliminate the Baleful Shadows"

>>21624852
Women and horniness is weird ok? Their minds will hate it but their bodies will like it. It's just how they are

>>21624808
Deadbeats and Mori deserve it for even acknowledging trolls.

>>21624477
>>21624514
NTA but is there a fix, I liked soundposts

There are no women in the thread tonight

>>21624833
>>21624873
As opposed to the one with a long history of lying in Calli?

>>21624915
You literally can't

>>21624470
The reference adds to the sting.

Only enough pace in her brain for two things. More than one enemy on the screen? Completely forgets she has a health bar.

Holy shit, this cunt barely has any armor. The fuck is wrong with her?

She really does like the samurai armor huh?

irys is just really odd

>>21624892
The direct approach is often the easiest approach to attempt

>>21624930

>>21624925
Exposed to enough horniness, women will come to desire being NTR'd.

>>21624912
>there's actually more Mori antis OUTSIDE of /vt/ than inside
Holy shit they're fucking tearing into her

>>21624915
but tyou can only go here after you kill him

Lui...
おかえり

>>21624885
I used macbook I don't see any emotes

>>21624937

>>21624852
>>21624903
>Niggas making up rrats out of nowhere instead of watching streams

>>21624912
Niggers, and stop with the timeloop

>>21624955
odd girls are easier to GF

>>21624915
She's killed Radahn

>>21624986
That all?

>>21624347
I love droid jellax

>>21624912
Black twitter doxxed Mori and they're making themselves mad at her, kinda like we do.

>ignored the ducks
I'm a Laplus anti now

There is a Watamate in this fucking thread, GO GET HIM!

>>21624820
go marry a real girl you weirdo.

>>21624976
/vt/ niggers and Twitter niggers attack her for different reasons, but they're united in shitting on her. Based, she's a cunt.

what the fuck youtube didnt notify me of this

>>21624912
the hood one with susie is worse

>>21624876
>gachi for Ame <img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/3021a426_WeirdChamp.png">

What is it with the IRyS seething at these hours? Why niggas are mad at a girl with zero yabs or drama?

>>21624976
Gives me an excuse to post this again, if it's relevant

gosh I fucking miss Mumei...

>>21624938
You can't encounter these specific ones, but you can encounter literally the same shit if you go down the elevator in Liurnia to the other half of this underground section

>>21624938
>>21624983
I thought there was one in siofra river too but i guess i remember wrong

>>21624866
They went the dark souls 2 route where it was the exact same situation. If someone 2-handed a dagger you needed like 80+ poise or some shit to tank it. They REALLY don't want a repeat of dark souls 1 poise but at that point just give armors unique effects instead of a janky poise system.

>>21624976
I don't agree with their reason for doing ripping into her but I do agree with the outcome (people ripping into her) because she's a cunt and deserves it.

IRyS you retard this isn't the first time you've fought these guys

>>21624710
Women love soap operas

>>21625025
that's actually fucking cringey

>>21624829
Bandai NEEDS to release a miniature Ranni model kit.

>>21624852
clearly you dont know how NTR works

>>21625029
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1509540596909690881/retweets/with_comments
Jesus christ, they're tearing into her here. What the fuck

>>21624745
>>21624749
>>21624753
>>21624755
>>21624861
Ok so I googled it. Isn’t it basically some wiki-like page where people create monster OCs? How do you even make a game about that.

>>21625039
>gosh

I know that's you, Mumei.

>>21624989
Yes, I don't watch her, I was just painting an scenario of someone getting ntr fetish. It wasn't supposed to be a rrat.
I was watching Aki, but I'm going to sleep now anon.

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ed7d4c3a_wojakWithered.png"> soon...

>>21624912
She's the main character of suburban black twitter this week, it will pass as it always does.

>>21624976
Alot of the people on twitter have worse brain damage than here. Imagine if the schizos here got attention regularly and sometimes from major outlets. To the point where they actually have an impact on shit. Twitter tasted blood long ago and went nuts over that shit

I MISS EMOTES

>>21625038
It's really not, it completely misses the point.

>>21624347
Don't mind me, just putting this here

>>21625033
have you seen the teamates and hoomans in these threads?

>>21624516
Found it
https://youtu.be/2oTWOYaVeMw?t=10194

>>21625081
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c2cfb2e3_KEKWait.png"> But they're right here

>>21625064
You can google that as well anon. Look up the game or something

>>21624912
regular twitter brain rot, nothing insane

>>21625081
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/0ee6ba1c_FeelsStrongMan.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/0ee6ba1c_FeelsStrongMan.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/0ee6ba1c_FeelsStrongMan.png">

>Ants ahead
THis is going to get fun

>>21624912
[Arnold Schwarzenegger's meaty bicep]
white 4chan schizos
[Carl Weathers' meaty bicep]
black Twitter retards
[handshake]
hating Mori Calliope for pretending to be black

>>21625084
Aight. Sorry

>>21625061
I hate black twitter so much it's unreal.

>>21625081
Still around- <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e2ad2cb7_AWOOOO.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ba70c4d9_REEEEE.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="41" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/72694e0e_desusmirk.png"> - for now at least.

ANTS

>>21625027
Nice bud. tfw this will never happen to me because my oshi heart comments

>>21624542
>If you only know how bad things really are

i hate the ants

>>21625081
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/67905c4f_Bruh.png">

>>21625064
It's not April 1st anymore, you don't need to keep joking.

>>21625108
pachi pachi

IRyS acting scared is so erotic.......

>>21624218
>Everything was going according to plan. After thousands of hours of tracking, you had finally located Ayamefriend's house. You even confirmed it by staking out the place, checking for details you knew like her computer setup, her six cats, and those little grabby-claw things that she uses due to her puny stature.You checked your supplies. Hidden in an Uber Eats bag was rope, a ball gag, and a litany of sex toys. All to finally teach that brat a lesson about teasing adults. Now all that needed to be done was to set the trap.
>You wait patiently until 2:30PM, as she always places her lunch order then, and then wait a few minutes more before knocking. You barely hear a diminutive voice yell "Coming!" from behind the door. As the door opens, you're hit with a blast of hikkineet cat lover fumes.
>It was her. It's really her. The pale skin. The freckles. The tiny, thin body. The hair. The horns. The absolute sheer cliff of a chest under an oversized t-shirt. It's really her. You realize how sweaty the wrist brace you wear for your masturbation-induced carpal tunnel has gotten and that you're going to have to explain how you got here so fast if you keep standing here so just FUCKING GRAB HER.
>You drop the bag and wrap your fat hand around her skinny little neck. She lets out half a yelp in surprise before you grip her throat. A wicked grin crosses your face as she grabs at your wrist with her frail-looking fingers.
>Suddenly, pain sears down your arm. She wrenches your wrist downward in a wrist lock, with strength you haven't witnessed since the last time you got shoved into a locker last week. "Get your hands off me you filthy ningen," she hisses. There is no kindness in her eyes, only revulsion and hatred, as if you were some SEAmonkey.
>"Damn brat...!" You swing your other hand hard at her stomach and connect, but she doesn't react with anything but a click of her tongue, and all at once you feel her bony knee slam into your chest and knock the wind out of you. You stagger backwards in shock before collapsing to the ground.
>As you gasp for air, you see her turn and grab a massive oni club, caked in blood. "It's always you sweaty, ugly bastards..." She sneers. "Time to teach you to control your libido."

>>21625064
the most famous ones get a lot of stories, oc, games...etc

>>21625108
*dies of cringe*

>>21625085
YOU FUCKER
You beat me to it while I was thinking of doing it

>>21625027
what did you say

ANTS HATE, BUGS HATE

MY OSHI IS MAKING CUTE NOISES LETS GOOOOOO

>>21624976
>>21624912
>even an unironic tranny is bringing this much heat
JESAS

Fake reaction much?

>>21625116
black twitter is the only redeeming thing about twitter though

I hope mori is racist and transphobic enough to not care what the twittertroons are saying

>>21625047
I guess it's better than DS3 poise where it did literally nothing, but come on, there's gotta be a better system. Also nice Irys screams

kek I love her freaking out to these ants

>>21624917
Sure, but my point is STR build is very versatile, not the strongest. I can tank, dodge, cast, unga-bunga, & shoot with minimal investment.

>>21625165
Stop being black

>>21625116
I hate them but I also hate Mori. I don't have to deal with them but I have to deal with Mori's retardation in Hololive, so they're doing the right thing.

Time to spin the wheel of Time Loops, deadbeats.

I don't hate mori but I find the current twitter drama she's in to be stupid and hilarious.

>>21625137
Nice desu ne

>>21625165
Begone nog.

>>21625149
I just left a nice comment on her member stream vod, she hearted a bunch of comments which I don't think she's ever done before

>>21625162
No she hated the ants as much last time. Begone with your gossip, woman.

>>21625160
Absolutely brutal.

>>21624912
If black twitter is mad at her for something she did 5 years ago just because she's successful now, does that mean she finally got her nigger of nippon status back? Blacks love to try to ruin any of their own who finally make it.

>>21625139
Sounds interesting.

>>21625160
Actually very accurate description

>>21625108
<img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c4035570_OMEGALUL.png"> <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7081142e_goldface.png"> <img class="xae" data-xae width="30" height="29" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/51cbf903_PepeLaugh.png"> lol!

I don’t see myself having any chance with the Holos, but I dislike whenever they show any hints of having not being single (yes yes with You). How do I explain this?

Weepy IRyS makes my pp feel funny, what's wrong with me?

>>21625208
Oh, this place is filled with jealous women. This makes sense now.

>>21620731
>>21620734
>>21620759
>>21621153
>>21621238
>>21625137
Here you go, I even finished it since y'all were so curious.

>>21625108
*clap* *clap* NEXT MEME

>>21625170
She's blaming /vt/

>>21623019
The outfit swaps are better than the originals... Breaper Kiara and twintail Calli are way too good.

When is a holo going to play gran turismo again?

>>21625199

Did Irys beat Radahn?

>>21624976
https://twitter.com/Melisalovesart1/status/1510092218937262080
balck twitter is a joke dont mind it.

IRyS is already abusing the Mimic Tear?

>>21625199
Put some outlines to the letters anon,

God IRyS crying is so hot

>>21625081
<img class="xae" data-xae width="30" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/83cf2699_Aquacry.png">

>>21625217
Eh not really, same shit happens to white celebrities too.

IRyS is being so erotic today...

Stupid fucking ants do your grab move already.

>>21625137

>>21625206
Character development?

>>21625244
Wait what?

>>21625160
>that joke
Damn, I thought men were supposed to be funny

>>21624912
I hate that twitter is making me like Mori more. I had pretty much written her off, but now I feel a weird urge to defend her.
She's cringe, but she's the cringe of MY community.

Who let black people use computers anyway?

>>21625199
need Jojo reference <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="27" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ad2977e6_FeelsWeirdMan.png">

>>21625138
>>21625261
I'm starting to understand why horror movies are such great date night movies.

>>21625250
Yes, it was a struggle but she did it

was bae's IM collab any good?

>>21625033
Yes.

um anons
the tranny flag on r/place is on its way to destroy hololive logo, they already got us flag

>>21625234
There's nothing better than a woman with mascara running down her face

WTF DEADBEATS, IS THIS YOUR OSHI?
https://litter.catbox.moe/0jib3y.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/0jib3y.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/0jib3y.mp4

>>21625255
She said she doesn't like using summons but having a copy is fun to her

>>21625250
she killed him yes, but after the patch did she actually beat him?

>>21625253
God what a faggot

>>21625244
theres no way she is, judging from her streamer overdose stream she actually is here and should know this isnt what >we do, but I dont know what board she means

>>21625160
<img class="xae" data-xae width="30" height="29" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/51cbf903_PepeLaugh.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/90786369_pepePoint.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/25908e08_PepeLmao.png">

Why is "black twitter" mad at Mori when she's making fun of wiggers
If anything they should praise her for standing up to cultural appropriation

>>21625137
Good shit, should continue it

>>21625299
Do you like seeing Bae being gushed and praised over and girly talk? Then sure.

>>21625283
On the contrary, I think she should GTFO even more.

>oh shit... oh shit~~ oh yes yes yes yes!
IRyS UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>21625233
You like girl
Girl likes someone else
You get jealous

>>21625283
I know, niggers actually making me want to jump to Mori's defense. They're doing something wrong.

>>21625307
bro what the fuck is this <img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/3021a426_WeirdChamp.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/3021a426_WeirdChamp.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/3021a426_WeirdChamp.png">

>>21625303
<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="22" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e024965e_Sadge.png">

I fucking love scared IRyS

>>21625280
Her roommate is blaming people reading stuff on "the boards"

>>21625199
>"Hard R" <span class="xae" data-xae="rofl">🤣</span><span class="xae" data-xae="ok">👌</span>

>>21625160
<img class="xae" data-xae width="30" height="29" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/51cbf903_PepeLaugh.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/25908e08_PepeLmao.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/90786369_pepePoint.png">

https://youtu.be/Q9riVP0sNws
https://youtu.be/Q9riVP0sNws
https://youtu.be/Q9riVP0sNws
https://youtu.be/Q9riVP0sNws
https://youtu.be/Q9riVP0sNws
https://youtu.be/Q9riVP0sNws
https://youtu.be/Q9riVP0sNws

>>21625307
AAAAAAAAAAAA WTF DEADBEATS

irys watch yo profanity

>>21624912
>Getting mad an anime girl for making a joke song
Are these people legit retarded? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/d3c674ba_monkaHmm.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c2cfb2e3_KEKWait.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/8b7cc3e0_WTFF.png">

IRyS now has 4 or more tears. She could unlock the moonveil and some power.

I'm not gonna lie, I dashed past these ants because I didn't want to deal with them.

>>21625307
Mori cannot be forgiven for this...

>>21625295
>Girl gets scared
>Immediately dives into your arms for comfort
I mean some of them play along with that, but it's a classic

>>21625317
>but I dont know what board she means
Gee, I fucking wonder.