/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I just wanna be with her for the rest of my life...

>>21622984
>sometimes

>>21623036
She's not always that dorky. I love her though.

Curse the need for sleep. I'm so damn tired...

ILove IRyS

>>21623037
I've always had a fear that I'd actually feel some genuine love for someone, and I'd descend into darkness knowing she'll never know of my existence, let alone the potential of my loving embrace.

I love IRyS, she's such a cute fucking dorky gaming VSinger

>>21623095
I just chugged one liter of coffee so I am good lets gooooooooooooooooooo

IRyS...

it's too early for sadposting lads

I WANT TO FUCK THIS NEPHILIM

>>21623037
We need A.I.RyS...

>>21623249
I can't help being in a sombre mood sometimes.

>>21623261
basado

...IRyS... Irys please...

I think your guy's oshi needs glasses. She has 0 depth perception

>>21623326
either zero depth perception or 100 depth perception.

Does this game have a PvP arena like the first DS3 DLC? Watching IRyS get clubbed to death by the unga bunga slime makes me want to watch Noel and IRyS duke it out.

>>21623326
women...

>>21623326
>born a 3D creature
>can't work in 3D

アイリスよ…

Ok she is doing this on purpose.

HERE COMES THE CLUB

>killed by a naked man with a hammer
Irys...

>>21623362
Nope not yet.

This is why I love her

>>21623362
There's an arena but it's completely sealed off.

>>21623524
Mace*

What did she mean, "these people"?

>>21623607
white people

>>21623607
Little freakin' gypsies.

>>21623607
aggressive Japanese xenophobia please understand

>>21623607

>>21623607
O TWAINS attacking IRyS

>oh this is a chast
I want to plunder IRyS's chast.

>>21623758
ARRRRRR MATEY PRESS

too soon PIRyStocrats, we'll get her on the sea of thieves yet

she's into ball abuse..

She seems to do alot better vs bosses than random trash.

>>21623992
She's really bad at multitasking

>I'll just watch
AHhhhhhhhhhhhh

my fucking sides jesus

>Consistently referring to the mimics as "those people" or "you people"
We're cruisin towards another gypsy moment

i couldnt watch for the last 15 min
why does she have ears?

>>21624228
Is it really that offensive to call some group 'These people'?

>>21624274
depends on the context but it's not that bad, no

>>21624256
Just a head ornament thing/crown

>>21624228
#MimicsLivesMatter

>>21624274
Only woke burgers care. Goes back to Ross Perot in the 90's

Me ahead.

Only neccessary because she was sleeping

>>21624353
>Ross Perot
What the fuck does he have to do with this anon?

WAKE UP BITCH

IRyS will definitely bite your dick off if you accidentally mutter another girl's name

>IRyS gave her fine service
ngmi

>>21624484
h-hot...

>>21624437
He was addressing some black group and referred to them as "you people" and ever since saying things like that has bothered certain people

>>21624484
It is kind of funny, the fact people are convinced she has a dark side because of some occasional "slips" in character fits perfectly with her character of being half angel, half demon.

>>21624589
I only see her angel side except when her half daemon side really makes itself pronounced.

>Ranni's a bitch
IRyS...

>she wants to cosplay as her waifu
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg

Fashion > Stats

why her character look different now

>>21624589
>>21624665
My favorite is whenever she sees a cute animal and goes "aww look a dog!" then kills it mercilessly "DIE"

>>21624849
she's right you know

>>21624906
Take a guess

RANNI HATE

>>21624920
Yes, very obvious:
>Look at that cute Disney chinchilla thingy
>死ね

has she upgraded her weapons recently?

>>21625095
>upgrade
>Just watched her take forever to kill one of those clay mobs
Doesn't look like it.

Ant ahead
Therefore sadness...

kek

Her old nemesis, letz gooooooooo

IRyS for ants in shambles right now...

IRyS for ants!

>>21625095
after getting pounded by radan like 30 times she did it

SHE'S SO CUTE

ant kino let's GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>21625147

>>21625095
It's +7 I think. I wonder how high she could get her Moonveil.

>>21625120
Those clay mobs are supposed to be tanky, they move slow as fuck and you can safely ignore them most of the time

IRyS for ants says:
Tell her to git gud

IRYS CRYING EXPRESSION IS SO CUTE I WANT TO HUG HER

Ants
Therefore dispear...

>>21625189
They're also strong against slash damage I think.

Starship troopers watchalong when

if there is a meet up with IRyS in the future, I will wear an ant mask

>>21625189
Ehh...probably right. I went through the area a week+ ago, it's all a blur as to how much damage I SHOULD have been doing since I'm pretty sure I ended up over-leveled after murdering dragons across the map.

She never found the giant ant in the other underground part right?

>>21625183
oh nice. thanks anon!

>oh shit
the fear is real lmao

curse limiters: OFF

>Why is it always flight?

>>21625294
She is cute in high quality

We need a IRyS for ant sound post update yo

true fear

don't hate ant. ant good. ant love.

She tries harder while fight literal ants than major bosses... Man I just wanna hug her and give my life for her ahhhhhhhhhhhkabfbdkbknekc

>>21625459
She'd literally see shit than ants... anon...

Fuck off with that Astel shit, greynigs
HOMO HATE

When I was a kid there was a time when our house got invaded by ants. One time I left my half eaten sandwich on a nightstand, wile I was reading a book. And a couple minutes later when I reached for it, it was crawling with ants already.

>>21625642
Do you live in australia or something damn

>>21625642
focus on the stream, IRyS

why does IRyS stream for so long i have to go to sleep...

>>21625642
Hey, it's free protein

>>21625642
That's what happens when you leave food out, you silly Nephilim!

>>21625623
What happened?

>>21625642
kimoi

>>21625642
I used to leave my soda cans just sitting around in bunches and would only clean them up when I ran out of space for more. Once time I went to take a sip from what I thought was my most recent can and instead got a mouth full of ants.
I vowed that day.
never again.

>>21625717
Got a weapon named astel so people saying it's his weapon. Anon is being stupid and over-reacting. Ignore it.

>>21625746
anon is right, fuck homofags.

well there's a new soundpost

Why bring this up... what is this

>>21625642
you just have to interrupt their pathway with some bug spray or something and then they get all confused. that'll stop more ants from coming in but the ones that are already in you have to deal with on your own

>>21625717
She found the "Wing of Astel" item and chat started asking "Astel Senpai?"

Really not a big deal. It got spammed pretty hard and she completely ignored it during essentially downtime in the gameplay when she'd normally interact, so people should take the hint from now on... Yeah fuckin' right.

>>21625623
>>21625772
You will make Bae cry which will make Irys cry.

>>21625772
right? wrong? doesn't matter. It's something that detracts from the stream and should just be ignored.

ant<span class="xae" data-xae="vomit">🤮</span>

>>21625800
Last time I had ants I found this ant poison trap that would bait the workers into taking poisoned food back to the queen and wipe out the whole colony. Put one of those out over a decade ago and haven't seen a single ant indoors since then.

>Bell...
Yes IRyS

Jesus Christ, Irys. Just walk behind them.

>>21626003
That's some hitler level sabatoage... well done

Is it just me or is she really cute today?

>>21626071
she's always cuter than usual

>>21626003
Wtf may I ask what the name of the item was? Thanks in advance

>the language in this game is so hard to understand
what

>>21626123
You can just mix borax and sugar with water

>>21626131
She's not wrong, most of the stuff is some chuuni-ass shit

>>21626071
It's the effect of missing her so much

>all these IRyStocrats that know how to handle filthy bugs
she would be proud

>lost 30,000 runes
That's going to trigger someone.

>>21626252
She didnt lose them yet

>>21626123
It's been a long time but I think it was Ortho home defense liquid ant bait. I did a quick google and it looks the closest to what I remember.

>>21626364
>>21626175
Ok thanks Genghis Ant

>>21626352
I meant her saying that, would trigger someone. The only reason we know how much runes she has in the first place is because she tells us.

Shes going to get stuck at lake of rot. Not enough flasks to brute force it.

>>21626131
I unironically had an easier time understanding the nihongo in Nioh than the ye olde english in Dark Souls.

Now she probably has a ton of runes huh? not that it matters but this is probably worth it? no?

IRyS you are just so....nvm

>>21626643
cute?

>>21626643
Wonderfully delightful? yes! she is

...yes

>>21626677
Let's go with cute.

Don't think, IRyS.

IRyS would be perfect if only she was a bit smarter..

>>21626569
these amount of runes are nothing as soon as she gets to the Mogwhyn Palace farming area. ppl easily rake in 100k runes per minute just by baiting the bird to its death. although she might not get there until near late game considering that the only way she can access that area early in the game is to do Varre's quest which requires pvp but doesn't necessarily require her to win 3 pvp instances, just complete them. I easily went from lvl 45 to level 150 just by doing that farm for 2-3 hours on different days.

Why do they all hate Vigor...

>vigor this out
my sides

>SamuraIRyS is going pure dex
>same as Ina
A shame. I wanted to see some hybrid builds.

>>21626730
She's not going to farm anything and barely explores. She needs to use the runes as she gets them.

>>21626730
>IRyS
>framing
Rumao

>>21626778
We need to convince her to switch to the Moonveil but she hates doing menu stuff.

>>21626768
>IRyS
>build
You should have seen this from the very beginning.

I want her to call me a good/bad boy...

>ywn be leashed by IRyS and have her tell you you're a good boi

>>21626824
>from the very beginning.
From the very beginning the chat was backseating her into getting Moonveil (which she did) and leveling Int. But she seemed to have forgotten about it altogether.

>>21626747
Hit face harder = win
In reality, Health is always the king...

IRyS almost got outsmarted by an Ai BALL.

>>21626881
Dex scaling is pretty bad on unupgraded weapons that aren't Keen.

I want to her to gargle whatever she's drinking and then spit it in my mouth

>>21626868
she hasn't, she just doesn't have the patience for that kind of delayed gratification

>>21626849
>you will never leash IRyS and tell her she is a good bitch

>>21626921
I mean she could go respec into it right now if she wanted

>>21626868
And did she use that moonveil? Exactly.

>>21626881
40 vigor is enough to carry you to the end of the game, though a bit more wouldn't hurt.

>>21626916
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ddc55766_TooLewd.png">

>>21626968
Well the main thing is that levels 30 to 40 give the best value for Vigor.

>>21626914
I don’t know if she knows about soft/hard capping to begin with.

>>21626960
Again, you are expecting too much from her. Should have seen this from the very beginning. Lmao

>>21626968
Most of the stats in Elden Ring are backloaded and get drastically better gains at 20-30+. Vigor ramps up from 30, physical stats ramp up from 40 to 60, etc.

>when will your balls drop?

>>21627035
I don't expect her to, but she is aware of what the larval tears are for and has brought up respeccing

>>21626849
>ywn be leashed by IRyS and have her tell you you're a good ball

>IRyS teasing your balls

>give me what's inside you

>>21627150
>shoot 50 arrows at your balls

>>21627185
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ddc55766_TooLewd.png">
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/bc1ff2b8_AYAYAHyper.png">

>>21627129
>being sexually objectified and minimized to a set of balls by IRyS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why are you guys so horny?

>>21627242
Why aren't you watching the stream?

>>21627242
IRyS.

>>21627242
I have never once posted about lust related to IRyS, anon.

Guess today is horny day, even I can't hold myself right now...

>>21627294
everyday is horny day

>>21627242
It's her fault.

>>21627335
Please no...

I'm happy she isn't letting chat railroad her into a cookie cutter sleepwalk-through-the-game build <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e1899bbe_YEP.png">

>>21627242
I can confidently say I've never once been a coomerbrain hornyposter online until IRyS

>>21627370
come here~

>>21627375
She's so bad that she's going to need it though. Bleed isn't going to work forever, she's already struggling.

I need to calm down, I'm try to not be horny any more... I realize I tread on dangerous territory

>ball

>>21627427
She would be fine if she just went through a couple mines and upgraded her current weapons. You should have a +15-+18 normal weapon by the time you do Nokstella, she has a +7 and +1.

>cutedumb
Yes, you are, IRyS!

>Cute dumb
Just like youuuu IRySSSSS ahhhhhh

>>21627496
If she got lucky she might be able to get Moonveil to +8 or +9 right now.

Takana and a doubleganger. If she doesn't dual wield, this will almost feel like Vergil.

>>21627476
eh being horny for the woman you love is perfectly healthy and normal

>>21627496
She wastes all her runes so she can't buy stones. Also she never fucking reads so she doesn't know that she has enough to upgrade the lesser weapon even if she doesn't have enough for upgraded one.

>>21627525
Pretty sure she can get it up to at least +6 or 7 with what she already has. +9 requires exploration of Caelid or advancing past the capital.

>why is this ball so sturdy

>>21627564
I thought she got a level 8 stone here in Nokstella

>>21627591
6 and 7 somber stones are moderately rare up to this point, and with how little she explores she probably has a gap in what shes found.

Astel is going to be fucking rough for her if she gets up to him tonight.

>>21626429
she can get through the lake of rot if she figures out how the rot mechanic works. if she gets the bloodhound step ash of war then it's way easier for her. there are tons of methods to make it through the lake without brute forcing with flask healing. A flask of wondrous physick with Crimsonburst Crystal Tear and Greenspill Crystal Tear would help her tremendously. Preserving Boluses also makes it easier. The immunizing horn charm talisman also helps.

>>21627849
She's not going to do any of that

>>21627803
I think she'll do fine against him, actually. IRyS is quick to learn new things, and Astel is pretty slow, so it doesn't require as much execution, as it needs the player to just learn his attack patterns.
The worst thing would probably be the grab, since it's likely to insta-kill her, and she doesn't have bloodhound step.

>>21627849
She has plenty of flasks to suicide run to most of the platforms.

>>21627907
His roulcatching triple shockwave and terrible hitbox on his arm swipe are worse than the grab, to me at least. The fucking hitbox on his swipe goes all the way up to where his arm connects near his head.

>>21627561
Buy stones from where? She doesn't have the bell bearings

>>21628046
In the current patch a lot or random ass merchants have low level smithing stones for sale.

Babies first encounter with curse frogs.

>>21628069
She's not gonna travel around for that.

Shave it off anons, she doesn't like hairy

Ohh i remember those fuckers, they are the aid frog in the sewer Depths

>>21628173
Gotta have an excuse to use not!curse again.

guess how long is she going to take to kill this guy?

>>21628208
Basilisks' giant "eyes" are not actually their eyes.

>>21628304
W-what are they then...

Arf arf?

Zero deathsss

>>21628335
Decoys. The real eyes are actually a bit above the mouth, apparently. Tiny little things.

Surprised that she still hasn't gone to an idol meeting

>>21628474
Gamer brain, no need to

>>21627242
I swear I don't want to be like this, in fact I usually don't horny but I've had a big raging boner for 5 hours now and I don't understand why

I vaguely remember her cancelling the healing of enemies by attacking before

She angy.

>>21628520
You might wanna go to a doctor anon...

>>21628542
You can't fully cancel it, but you can stop them from getting the full heal amount.

>>21628600
They get the full heal, it just looks like they got less cause you damaged them at the same time (duh)

I think by watching IRyS, I've started swearing less and less each day, swearing now doesn't feel as natural as it used to

IRyS kinda helped me wean myself off porn. I always quickly nut when I listen to her countdown soundpost. Saves me a lot of time too.

SHE DID IT

GUTS IS FUCKING DEAD

IRyS deserves a handjob after that...

Easy clap

>>21628823
Not yet. Guts is at Ranni's tower.

>This is a good place to call it
>Let me take a quick look at this place
KEK every time

>member only
Time to renew it then.

The ALL CAPS backseaters make want to stab shit

SHE ACTUALITY CALL IT A DAY, WTF.

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/6f0d4e37_POGGERS.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/6f0d4e37_POGGERS.png"> members only

>might be members only

Ooh what could be her plans for tomorrow
>>21628981
>Having to renew membership
ngmi

>>21628981
>ever cancelling
What the fuck is wrong with you?

I made it to the end somehow… now for the sweet release of the secret ending…

Now I'm going to be sad if there is no member's stream tomorrow

Alright, see you next stream, Anons!

Piggy poster don't look !!!

>Irys
>having the attention span for Lain
I'm gonna call bullshit on that one.

gdi I love this fucking dork SO MUCH

>>21629054
When she dropped her phone earlier she said あすい she's doing something tomorrow.

how can we save her from her weabooness?

>>21629054
They are so rare these days...

>>21629011
>>21629013
Got laid off...

Anime. The correct decision

>>21629106
It's an anime anon, you dare underestimate her power... shame

>shirks her responsibilities to binge watch anime
WE ARE

>>21629106
anon her brain is literally made for singing and anime only

>>21629106
She did say she has no idea what's going on in it.

>>21629146
>>21629149
Not even questioning it in the 2DEEP4U sense, Lain is just an incredibly dry series.

>>21629122
there’s no turning back from weebiness you can only go deeper

>>21629126
Bruh...I want to be the last IRyStocrat, but with fair competition, not like this....

>>21629126
oof...

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/51ca59c2_BOOMER.png"> Yeah, what a nice day

>>21629126
And you didn't just skip a meal or two? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/67905c4f_Bruh.png">
I kid, shit sucks when it happens.

You guys ever imagine the scent of her seat after she's been streaming for 6 hours?

Let hope for a memeber stream tomorrow

Yeah see this was a nice thread as well, thanks anons... don't jinx it... please

Fuck niggerbeats and fuck hoofags.

>>21629227
I don't have to imagine.

>>21629242
>jinxes it

>>21629191
>>21629199
>>21629218
Don't worry, got a new job already. <img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/a6d16707_GoodNight.png">

>>21629277
And neither had anything to do with today's stream. Now go away.

You guys did good ignoring the bait. Keep it up during off hours

>>21629307
Don't lose this one now, Unless you want to lose it... for some reason...

I'm thinking about some questions to ask her tomorrow if we have a chat stream. Did the producer not give you the exact date for your news song or something? It helps with shilling and building anticipation for when we get a date. What other question should we try to ask?

>>21629314
I think it was a joke but yeah, let's ignore bs

>>21629348
I don't know if it's appropriate to ask about that stuff.

>>21629307
Hey, good luck, man. I know this may sound heresy, but focus on you first before IRyS, alright? You can't really support her if you are poor or dead.

She hasn't done any vidya game with nephamily for months hasn't she? I have no good ideas for what we'll play though.

>>21629348
I dont think you should ask questions questioning her managemtn

I FUCKING LOVE IRYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>21629348
Even if she sees that question, you're just going to get a template response

>>21629348
Let her divulge what she wants and can. Don't force her into admitting she's not allowed to talk about it.

>>21629385
Back in Febaeruary, even Bae got an exact date for her release song. Why not IRyS*sigh*

Wait what are talking about? did she not say she'll release one at the end of march... am I getting this wrong?

>>21629402
There's really not that many options for games in members especially not for holos or bigger streamers in general.

Jesas IRyS has no great rune and still only has 2 talisman slots.

I seem to remember IRyS looking at a key item in her inventory. Does anyone know which one it was?

>>21629112
Or maybe it was あつい
I'm in a rabbit hole reading about i-adjectives now.

>>21629714
Wait I thought she said that too, what is asui? then

>>21629714
Why would one word indicate that she's doing a member stream tomorrow?

>>21629782
>>21629759
It doesn't. asui (明日) means tomorrow according to a translation. I don't know Japanese though, my ears just picked up on that for some reason.

>>21629898
Maybe she dropped her drinking container with something hot in it therefore= Atsuii

benevolent schizo hours...

IRyS if you are here remember to put the links to your merch in the free chat description <img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/53478ca5_Stonks.png">

Can she pin it?

I've had lain on my watch list for many months now, I might watch it after I finish the anime I'm watching right now, I like sad depressing anime, those are the only types of anime that make me feel stuff other than the horny shit

This is the only good blend of IRyS' face on a non-IRyS memeber I've seen ever

<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/0ee48fb4_longcat.png">

>>21630464

<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/0ee48fb4_longcat.png">
<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/95c37417_longcata.png">
<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e77bc341_longcatb.png">
get on my level

<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7242c342_umaruCry.png">

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/4d00227b_yaranaika2.png">

Why are the emotes still here?

>possible members stream tomorrow
>long time friend wants to meet and catch up tomorrow
fuck me

Oyasumi, I hope I don't miss any cute IRyS tweets

>>21630595
Use IEM. I did that diring the CARaoke.

>>21630595
I mean, I guess you can wait and watch it later or you can be a filthy simp like the rest of us

>>21630595
Probably a terrible idea, but introduce your long-time friend to IRyS.

>>21630366
untrue, its this one

why are irys threads spammed by horny teenager virgins?

>>21631602
oh how i wish i'm still a teenager

>>21630366
Cursed af, are you trying to give me a nightmare or some shit?

I miss her sarcastic laugh.

>>21627274
IRyS isn't really sexy tho

I miss her...

>>21632400
I disagree.

>>21631602
bro I am 36, and certainly not horny... I can't get it up anymore unless it's IRyS

>>21632619
Ojii-san...

Ive pretty much given up on Irys playthrough, she has no attention span for any aspect of it, she just wants to zoom through it but it will make her and her audience mald so bad.

Im surprised she's watching Lain , when she can't pay attention to few lines of dialogue in this game.

>>21632619
What. I'm 31 and I feel hornier now than when I was a teen.

>>21632619
I wonder if vtubers will still exist by the time i'm 36?
that's 12 years

>>21632699
I think I have testosterone issues then... I was still horny at 31 though, this only happened recently but then IRyS came and I suddenly felt reinvigorated...

>>21632669
>pay attention to dialogue
>in this game

>>21632597
>barely any curves
how is this sexy?

>>21632669
Good, we won't miss you

Hello tourist. Any viewer with a decent pattern-recognition skill already knows that from the 2nd/3rd ER stream. You're watching the wrong holomem if you're expecting competent gameplay from her

>>21633507
>>21633507
>>21633507
New thread