/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

when is she playing supa metroid again?
i like shark but don't care for zoomer games.

Gur acute

>>2160959
Acute Gura

Should I look in /t/ for the unarchived stuff or is there an archive I dont know of? I'm missing at least one karaoke

>>2159573
>3 replies
So what was the point in making a thread this early when she wasn't streaming you enormous faggot, just wait for the old one to die like we did before

>>2161508
Saw this one posted on the previous ggg thread. https://pastebin.com/mgVDQFWK
Check it out yeah.

>>2161518
Wow, this sure is a big fucking deal.

>>2161518
Do you always scream and cry about shit nobody gives a fuck about?

>>2161548
Sorry I forgot that nobody here actually cares about the state of the board, don't worry about me then
>>2161923
Yeah it's fun

Impressive numbers for just SC reading stream.

What's this bitch appeal.

>>2162772
It's probably just due to the title + thumbnail. People see it appear on their feed and click it out of curiosity.

>>2164112
I know you're baiting but she has a pleasant voice, sings well, is decent at videogames, has good comedic timing, doesn't run jokes into the ground, is weird enough to have funny stories to tell and is just overall lovable

>>2164112
Sometimes her voice is especially loli-like and it makes you feel like you'd be called a creep for watching her if anyone found out. I really like that feeling.

>>2164112

I hope goomba gives us a nice SC reading stream today, and I hope she says something about people becoming hairclips.

She says nothing about the hairclip other than having an arrow pointing to them saying that's you!

>>2164112
Thermos Spaghetti
Bathwater Pizza
Tasty Rocks

>>2164492
would bite

Man I cant stop thinking about how much I want to cuddle with Gura. I bet she smells so good and the cute noises she'd make would melt my heart.

Gura's tail smells worse than the rest of her

i listened to ASMR too many times and it stopped working

>>2167162
Do something that upsets you and makes you angry and tired, maybe that way it'll work again

>>2167224
hmm ... maybe i can put it in a playlist with the sorairo days cover first

So, serious question, what cover would you show to anyone to prove that she's a great singer and introduce them to her karaokes? Mine would be:
>moon song
>can't help falling in love
>lucky
>big iron
>fly me to the moon

>>2167267
That's not a bad idea anon, you could put it with kiara screaming "gUrA r U CrYing?" that makes me mad even tho i love the chicken,

>>2167224
Waiting patiently for the news report about people that have begun engaging in self harm so they can listen to a shark to cheer up.

>>2167293
ride on time (12 sep 2020)
fly me to the moon (30 sep 2020)
promise of the world (30 sep 2020)
sorairo days (12 nov 2020)
can't help falling in love (13 nov 2020, take 2)
part of your world (23 feb 2021, take 2)
song of the ancients (11 mar 2021)

>>2167293
Who cares? Let the people who find her find her. She doesn't need more people who only like her for her singing.

I unironically want to marry this dork. I want to come home from work to her cooking dinner and see her adorable smile when she greets me. I wanna cuddle with her on the couch watching whatever show she feels like watching and listening to her adorable giggles. I wanna watch our kids grow up together and raise them.

The pain grows daily.

I hope nobody is expecting a cute noises giggly Gura girlfriend/wife when they're going to get quiet doesn't talk before she starts streaming Gura.

>>2167547
Same here bud. It doesn't help that I sometimes get really nice dreams of being with her.

>>2167757
Jesus christ anon at least try to use some punctuation, I had to read that sentence 5 times. Also Gura doesn't talk to anyone because she lives alone, if you were married of course she'd talk to you.

>>2167834
Punctuation killed my parents sorry

>>2167757
>>2167758
Looking up her roomate was a fucking mistake, i was hoping for an ugly person, now i like her even more. Shit sucks.

Non burger shrimp here, whats Gura's accent?

>>2167911
Atlantean

>>2167911
it's hard to place. there are sounds from all over the country.

shes cracked a good few "dads not coming back" jokes. just interesting

based

>>2167366
chuubas will bring a lot of schizos that will do a lot of crazy shit, so you will not wait for long

>>2167860
why does she gives me the vibe that she was bullied on schools?

>unironically want to be with Gura's roommate
kimoi

>>2167940
>>2167941
Valley-texan mixture maybe?

>>2167547
>>2167757
>>2167758
>>2167860

How would you feel knowing that (knowing gura) she would ghost you on a regular basis, she's your gf but eventually she will ghost you because she can't handle the pressure of being in a relationship with you and blames herself because she feels like she can't make you happy, and then leaves. next thing you know she's now with a farmer boy from the countryside

>>2168321
seriously, there's all kinds of stuff from lots of different places in her accent. people have been guessing for months, and there's no progress at all toward any kind of agreement on it. people from all different regions are routinely convinced of completely incompatible theories about it. best to just accept that her accent is something of an enigma and leave it at that.

>>2168275
Roomates really cute anon

>>2168321
Stop trying to guess. The shark is from atlantis. Doxxfagging is bad for your oshi so you shouldn't engage in it.

>>2168355
You think I'd let her get away? Nuh uh im going full rom com, chasing her to the airport. I'll shower her in love until she understands that when I say I love her, I mean it.

>>2168355
Gura would end up with a Chad. She wouldn't even talk to me, and with good reason, she can do much better. She end up with some really nice and kind country boy chad, and they would be happy raising a family, she would run some kind of online business and raise her kids and be happily ever after.

>>2168355
She thinks she can out-ghost me? Think again, I'm the stronger ghoster in this relationship.

>>2160886
Same. Will she ever reach the end?

>>2168453
>Doxxfagging
I'm not trying to find her exact location, for all we know she could have been raised in one place then moved to another state entirely.

>>2168580
Doesn't matter. The more info that is known the easier it becomes for stalkers. Your curiosity should come secondary to your want to protect her.

>>2168690
thank you

Any of you guys planning on giving/doing anything special on Gura's birthday in 2 months? Other than watching the stream and wishing her a happy birthday of course. I might try to send her a letter but my hand writing is garbage.

>>2168837
holy fuck i can't believe it's that soon

>>2161542
lol, i can see the uptick in traffic from you posting this

>>2168837
I'm doing something special by supporting her like normal. this definitely isn't cope

"ALL OVER THE GLASS"

>>2169355
Why not send her a thank you letter or a drawing or something simple at least?

>>2168837
How do I send her a letter? Do I have to send it to Cover in Japan first for them to transfer it to her?
If so better send it soon.

>>2169447
You send it to cover saying its for Gura
https://en.hololive.tv/contact

Thanks bud.

>>2169514
Thanks.

https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=11747
Gura does not like feet

>>2168690
Take your meds, i really mean it.

>>2169514
what if i'm a spic on a third world country... I guess my best bet is twitter

>>2170401
He's not wrong. The hardcore stalker types do not and will never read this thread, though.

>>2169399
>that 10 hour loop of those few second of her rubbing her feet againg the glass

Footfags are a mystery to me, one that's only solved with them hanging from a noose.

>>2170501
I'm a footfag myself and even I don't understand them. You can like feet without being weird about it.

Gura, hear that? Stop being weird about it.

>>2170615
She's just tsundere.

>>2169514
I have been catching up on her vods as I couldn't watch all streams due to eurotime and work and in the Jazz hands stream she confirmed getting fanmail and reading it and it was extremely sweet

I wonder if Cover filters the LET'S GO letters.

>>2171288
They probably don't mind them as long as your story about having to put your dog down doesn't include a picture of you euthanizing it with a .30-06

>>2170477
Gura only answers if you are a Peruvian (or as i like to call them Peruchads) or Chadruvians) aka the chads of Latin American. Anything else and she wont even look at the letter.

>>2169514
>items we will not accept
>Clothes, underwear (Scarves, gloves, socks, and blankets are OK)
Wtf, why? It's hot knowing Gura could be wearing bras or panties i bought, why do they gotta be so weird about it. Like it's not wrong, all im saying is i wanna get off on the knowledge that she wears lingerie i bought her, how is that bad.

>>2167547

>>2167547
>>2171598
Statistically speaking there is a 1 in 4 chance you will never find love at any point in your life.

>>2171594
We'll have to console ourselves with the suspicion she's, ahem, enjoying our comments, cumbud.

>>2171670
Im pretty sure she hates everyone in this board. Can't blame her, it's a pretty unlikable place with pretty unlikable people.

>>2171652
as a 27 yo virgin that spends his time watching girls pretending to be 2D anime characters, I think the chance is much, much higher than 1:4

>>2164112
I like her sense of humor and her voice and screaming are cute.

why does she never wear the hat dammit

>>2171836
She really loves her mini-twintails

I really love her mini-twintails.

>>2169766
Footfags absolutely BTFOd

>>2171783
No for sure, but im talking about the average.

>>2171652
That's optimistic anon, where did you got that statistic? genuinely asking

>>2171419
>Peruvian
>Chads

>>2172092
Sex activity and relationship stats. It's been an upward trend for the past 2 decades.

>>2172121
Keep coping over our superiority over other hispanics, bitch.

>>2172151
I see, I see, well, you're giving hope to people in this thread, that's a noble task

>>2172234
being the best of the worst isn't anything to brag about

Given Gura's 9825 age and how many times she's fucked over her life, you're most likely related to her.

>>2168355
>implying I'm not from the countryside

>>2172275
hot

>>2172275
where are my shark traits?

>>2171836
It's really ugly and she has keen sense for what works.
Like Cali says her intuition is actually a lot sharper than what people give her credit for, shes just very clumsy. (Went off a tangent at the end there)

>>2172234
Anon, i'm genuinely curious, why do you believe peruvians are chads? is because they had a jap descendant president that eliminated far left terrorists(that's truly based, ngl)? their food? culture? i fail to see how they can be considered chads.

Although being a spic myself i think all spics are insufferable

>>2172275
Well I still await my turn

>>2169766
>>2171984
DYRBI?
I don't even believe for a second that Gura doesn't have at least a foot fixation

>>2172433
>they aren't biting, better reply to myself!
GURA is CUTE

>>2172234
ah, I reread your post... damn i'm so sorry that you had to born being peruvian... i'll pray for you

>>2167293

Colors of the wind

>>2172433
My rrat is that Gura really loves feet, so much so that any sort of imperfection to one makes her want to vomit. This is why she can't stand seeing any sort of foot injury.

>>2172433
>>2172547
She does not like anything to do with feet other than "haha feet haha".

UOH Gura's vomit

That ASMR definitely made the membership worth it she's really good at it

>>2172694
it's particularly impressive when you realize that she'd only had the mic working for a little over an hour before that.

>>2167547
same but without the kids

>>2172327
retard

>>2172547
gura 100% has a foot fetish

>>2168470
This is why you take this pain and turn it into motivation to become the kind of man worthy of Gura's affections (or you know, someone like her.)

Even then life will probably be miserable until you die, but at least you can say you did your best at the end.

>>2172939
>>2172433
Imagine hearing her say feet creep her out and still choosing to believe otherwise... Stupidity at It's finest.

>>2172979
chad take

>tfw gura is already missing her japanese reps
>tfw you will never get to see a blessed collab with Gura and her mama
why does it hurt so much /ggg/?

If Gura has to prioritize, Japanese reps should be near the bottom.

>>2172773
Shes a natural then, I hope she does more. It's gotta be the best english ASMR I've seen

>>2173225
it's certainly the best i've ever heard, but i'm extremely biased.

>>2173005
learn to cope

>>2173368
Take your own advice.

>>2173396
learn to cope

I want to hug Gura when she's sad or down

>>2173069
Its almost like she's an english vtuber.

>>2173555
I just want to hug Gura.

>>2173555
This. Shark must be happy.

>>2173628
>Who are Ina, Calli and Kiara
just because you learn japanese doesn't mean you lose the ability to speak english. I'm just saying that I wish we could've seen her get to collab with JP more is all.

>>2173958
>Who are Ina, Calli and Kiara
Isnt that enough? yes it is, thats what it is.

>>2173368
>>2173410
ironic

bros is it true that Gura cute

>>2172250
Sorry i didn't read your message before. No im saying people NOT having sex or in a relationship has been an upward trend for the past 2 decades.

>>2174356
i mean, we all know why we're here

>>2174350
No, you idiot, she's THE CUTEST.

Do you scrape your tongue?

>>2174167
Why does there have to be a limit? Imagine Gura collabing with Shion, Marine, or now Matsuri since she's interacted with them already, or getting to collab with Aqua who was the member she watched before joining.

>>2174622
yes, and i smell the tongue scraper when i'm done

>>2174356
oh, damn it anon, and I was thinking that all those "man are abandoning society" and "having less and less sex" were lies, you took the copium away from me...

Well, better be the change i want to see in the world

is monster hunter fun to watch? i know nothing about it at all other than what i can assume based on the name "monster hunter".

>>2174622
I do! It's the funnest part of brushing your teeth.

>>2174922
I assume it's mostly laughing at Gura suffering. MH isn't that easy of a game though I heard rise isn't on the level of, say, freedom unite

>>2174922
its meh

>>2175004
i never laugh at her suffering though

Gura WILL be cute and she WILL make monhun watchable.

>>2175068
She made The Last Airbender watchable so MonHun would have to be pretty shit for it to not be a good stream.

>>2174922
It will probably be fun to watch for the character creation and a chance at Gura rage, but Im not expecting the gameplay to be anything out of the ordinary. Watching people that are extremely good at the game is really satisfying though, so it's not like the game itself is boring.

>>2173225
I don't know very much about ASMR, I didn't get that tingly feeling or whatever people talk about with it. But it was really nice having Gura in my ear, and she took it places I didn't expect. Really looking forward to the next one (hopefully members' again; I don't think she'd be nearly that bold in a regular stream.)

>>2175273
oh, i always watch her streams unless i have work or family obligations that i cannot skip, just curious what i'm in for.

>>2175068
I wonder what she smells like when she's acting cute

>>2175542
Same as usual??? Unless you have a dog's senses, I guess.

>>2176028
I love that entire /u/schizo circle

Some of you are way too obsessed with Gura and it's deeply concerning.
She is not gonna fuck you bro.

>>2176278
>Some of you are way too obsessed with Gura
The opposite, I'm not obsessed enough.

>>2176278
I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA!

>>2176278
I love gura more than I've ever loved anyone else in my life.

crushbuds are cute

>>2176556
Cute Gura heart pic

>>2174922
the beginning of the game is really slow, I regard this stream as pretty much just a preparation to get the boring part out of the way for the gurina or EN MH collab

Has Gura ever made a comment about antis? I know Kiara and Mori do sometimes.

>>2176979
She was making fun of penis ASCII spam posters. That's about it I guess.

>>2176979
The Venti references, if that counts.

>>2176979
i can't recall her ever doing that. she seems to ignore them.

>>2177099
https://youtu.be/XIqdy9qOyuk?t=985

I bet Gura smells pretty, not stinky

>>2177280
Why did you make me give that a view. Seriously

No one posted the stream link yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGmE3SJiJaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGmE3SJiJaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGmE3SJiJaI

>>2177308
She's stinky!

>>2174631
>Why does there have to be a limit?
Why wouldnt there be a limit?

>>2178063
Because there doesn't have to be? Because she works for a Japanese company with a large Japanese viewerbase and a lot of Japanese talents that she could interact with?
Hell, she's talked about problems with loneliness on stream, and this would just open the door to more people in Hololive that she could talk to.

>>2176278
I already know she has a boyfriend, I can still think her voice is pretty though.

>>2178381
>believing everything you read on this board
believe what you want but there are a lot of schizos on here anon

>>2178346
Collabs are cool but I'm perfectly fine just watching her solo-stream or collab with other English speakers if she can't manage to into nihongo.

>>2178420
Whatever helps you sleep at night

>>2178424
Yeah, I don't mind watching her stream with other EN members/ hopefully more ID and maybe Coco in the future, i'm just sad that we might never get the overdose of cute that is a collab with Gura and her mama.

>>2178464
Oh I don't care, im never gonna meet her so I'm just here to enjoy the content. Just saying you're better off if you don't believe shit that's posted here

>>2178381
>she has a boyfriend
Yeah me

>>2178381
LMAO newfag

>>2178872
Explain your reasoning to me anon, why am I a newfag?

>>2178933
You think replying to THAT is a good use of your time.

>>2178950
We're on 4chan, none of us are making good use of our time.

>>2178346
>Because she works for a Japanese company

Yeah and the gringos are owned by china now yet they arent speaking mandarin, whats your point?

>>2178933
I don't want to derail the thread
so whatever helps you sleep at night

>>2179120
aka someone looking for ((you))s

>>2179261
I'm retarded and replied to the entirely wrong post.

gapple goddess cute

>>2179119
The US doesn't restrict the amount of people who can learn a language.

I love this dork.

She has trouble talking to people in general and you guys expect her to learn a new language and be able to hold a conversation on air?

>>2179484
half the fun is watching her grow as a person and growing alongside her so yes

>>2176979
https://youtu.be/m5wfUscXJOw?t=1872

What are Gura's best watchalongs? The Thing and Ghostbusters were great

>>2179967
The Thing and Monty Python

>>2179967
those, plus elf, monty python and the holy grail, and ratatouille are my favorites. i don't really like the thing, elf, or ratatouille, but they're very enjoyable watchalongs because of her.

I want her to prepare a playlist of her favorite carpet cleaning, fish gutting, etc. videos and watchalong that.

>>2180418
You might have better luck asking Haachama for that.

>>2180418
i would love that. people have suggested that it would be seen as a video in the "react" genre and that maybe she's hesitant to do it because of that.

>>2180418
I never really thought about it, but they probably can't show youtube videos on stream can they? The only downside with a playlist is that it would be a pain to have to sync a lot of videos depending on the playlist length

>>2180618
okay guys we're all hitting play on video seventeen in 20 seconds

>>2180718
Seeing Ina go wtf at that yesterday was pretty funny. Embarrassed goomba.

>>2179484
She's also only done a single 2-person collab outside of EN, so she hasn't had the chance to get used to it yet.

>>2180618
>>2180718
she's even done this a little bit, in the cursed doodles member stream last month. she put two youtube links in the chat for us to watch and then talked about them.

>>2180778
It was definitely funny. But I do appreciate how Gura tries to take the extra time to make sure we're all at the same point and get started at the same time accounting for bumpers and stuff.

>still trying to force boyfriend rrat and cuckposting both here and in global thread
This is some really sad dedication to a lost cause.

>>2180878
The best part about that was that anyone that was late to the stream had no fucking idea why a cookie monster video was pinned.

Gura has a GIRLFRIEND and she touched her butt

>>2180990
HAHAHA

nya nya nya nya nya nya nya cute

>>2177544
Only 30 minutes left.

>>2180977
They are out of fresh rrats for now, so they have to loop back to the old ones.

>>2181053
nice

>>2181053
At this point she has a whole harem of girlfriends who want to touch her everywhere.

>>2164311
you're weird but also based

Gura will use the Chad Weapon.
The Lance.

>>2167322
oh my god when she did that i literally put my head in my hands and said "kiara.. why would you do that"

>>2181766
If I had to guess she'll go great sword or hammer. I think the SnS might be a good fit for her because it at least offers some defense and the ability to heal quickly, but we'll see.

>>2167911
the middle of the states have accents that are all pretty similar, she's not from either coast that's for sure

>>2181766
Gura will use IG because she'll think the giant bug is cute

>is there a discord to this channel
love u prechat

>>2179405
Neither enforces it, like hololive.

>>2182018
Why does that feel like she didn't even write it, wonder if her manager did. Hopefully she figures everything out soon though

>>2172269
South America is only the second worst continent though

>>2182144
>good news!
>sanity dropping
Nah, this is Gura.

>>2181976
I never said they should, just that I wish she would've stuck with the Japanese lessons.

>>2182144
why do people think she isn't writing things all the time? she isn't dumb and is capable of writing formally if she wants to.

>>2182231
schizos like to latch onto anything

>>2175068
ogey

>>2176028
hey this is really good doodles,I especially like long Ame and Gura chewing on ame's head. who made this?

More Gura MH art while she's fixing her capture card.

>>2181766
Lance/Bow

>>2164112
Cunny

Delayed by 20mins

20 minutes added to the timer

>>2182144
meds

>>2182491
>>2182493
well at least its not delayed for 1 hour

This makes it so I’ll be able to catch the start, but hope goomba isn’t too stressed..

>>2182717
>he thinks this will be the only delay
Feeling optimistic today

>>2182826
I beleeb in Goyla

Gwar Goombi

>>2181766
>>2182413
didn't know I shared this thread with such absolutely based anons, I can't see gura picking up lance however

>>2182971
What do you mean? The lance has literally 2 attacks and a block. Its the perfect weapon for the shark. Also sharqtooth lance and hopefully we get the Sharq bite lance back in this game.

>>2179793
incredibly based

crapture card HATE

>>2183121
her adhd mind wants action, and new players don't really understand the sweet feeling of continually sticking close to a monster during 100% of the fight and mastering the step dodges at first

would be glad to be proven wrong, she fucking destroyed my expectations of metroid

Another delay, 10 more mins

some of these fucking people..
>>2183433

>>2182018
>the dread of hanging out with chumkeks encroaches as Gura tries to delay the stream just a little longer

>>2183534
hey it's $100

>>2183534
what an unbelievably retarded child he turned out to be

>>2183507
she doesnt want to overlap with holotalk, does she?

INA SAVED THE STREAM, THANK HER

Ina helped out and she's got the capture card working.

>>2183534
when I saw this... god. She is not joining your server you fucking dolt, plse go away Dio

>>2183534
Another dumbass underage to add to the pile.

>>2183698
I hope they are no more than like 16 acting like that but he's donated several times so who fucking knows.

>>2183686
Ina Ina Inaaaaaaa

>>2183686

>>2183534
I love these people. Whenever I'm worried about looking weird, I think of them and realize I'm not so bad after all.

>>2183673
The shark fells merciful today

>>2183793
I think that would make the most sense, when I was 16 and got my first job I spent almost every penny on video games, this guy spends it on retarded superchats because he genuinely believes that if he spends enough he can get the shark to talk to him. poor kid,

>>2183686
Thank you Ina

>>2183686
It's because Ina wanted to watch too lol

Thank you based Tako

>>2184098
Goooooorah.

>>2184098
works both ways maybe?

Our fight will be LEGENDARY!

>>2184252
ouch 25min delay

>>2182717
You just haaaad to say it, didn't you anon?

25 more minutes.. oh man things are not looking good for a 4/3/21 Gura Monster Hunter Rise stream

>>2184371
I swear she's delaying for Holotalk.

>>2184389
no yes

>>2182717
Anon you motherfucker...

>>2184423
Yeah I don't give a fuck I'm sitting here in silence with the thumbnail waiting screen on one monitor and the thread on the other. I'm not watching HoloTalk

I'm booting up MHW while I wait, I haven't played in a while and all these Rise streams are making want to play again.

>>2184546
>HoloTalk
what's holotalk? who's hosting?

>>2183691
Thank you for this image anon, I will treasure it

>>2184569
Kiara interviewing Aki

>>2184613
>Kiara
And nothing of value was lost.

>>2184629
Aki is cool though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7rtNaGlls

>>2184739
never watched her, cool dance moves in holo concerts tho

>>2181889
Tard

>>2184739
Songs Gura Should SIng

I'm waiting for that Gura tweet. It's going to get delayed till tomorrow. I can feel it.

But the future refused to change...

>>2184824
seethe harder please, my statement was accurate

>>2184098
>>2184252
its oger

>>2185145
i believe in her!

>>2184629
Yikes, is this the actual viewers count?

>>2167322
I still don't understand why people get so annoyed about that. Kiara is an ESL retard who can be insensitive without even trying, but there was literally no malice or mockery there. She sounded surprised or maybe even worried, because she didn't expect Gura to actually start crying. It was just her retarded way of asking Gura if she was okay.

OH YE OF LITTLE FAITH

WE HAVE SHARK

YOOOOOO WE'RE LIVE

>>2185145
Nice I got BTFOd

How ya been bromie?

>gura has had the title screen music on loop for hours
CUTE

>1 hour tech troubleshooting
>2 hours of character creation
>3 hours of tutorials

Who's hyped for the stream?

already off to a kino start

>>2185522
you forgot three hours of catching up on spacha

someone pls post a screenshot of buff Gura

>>2185564

>>2185586
I love you

>>2185564
Her new holofightz model is coming along swimmingly.

Pls, no afros and mustaches

power

>>2185651
Looks like we're heading for a bald granny.

>>2185385
No it wasn't, but you're right in that there was no malice. It's just a normal stacyism, like screaming when they meet each other after a while or giggling at literally everything.

how is this shitter gonna play a game like this?

>>2185385
Just because she is a retard, doesn't mean I can't hate that bitch.

guys, kiara isn't my favorite either but this really isn't the place for it

>>2185724
beleeb in Gwar Goombi

>>2185724
This isn't 2 anon.

>>2185724
Badly and adorably.

>>2185385
>but there was literally no malice or mockery there.
>hijacking AmongUs HoloJP collab using language barrier
>laughing at Luna voice
>taking Reine joke too far
>GURAAA SHARE WITH THE CLASS AHAHAHA

I have no sympathy for mentally ill. If she has no filter, she should get therapy and medication.

oh my god she chose the cutest hair style

>wants an uuugh brow.
She's gonna choose hammer for sure

>Avatar is a 39 year old spinster
KEK

Why is gura just a head?

>>2185941
she cut it off so she could put it over the characters head as seen here
>>2185586
>>2185645
>>2185652

desu yoo~
did she lift that of someone or an anime?

>>2185941
She's too far beyond the competition.

>>2185645
>SWIMmingly

>>2185586
>>2185645
>>2185652
NAME THIS WRESTLER

>>2184546
>>2184629
>>2185810
>>2185742
>>2185742
gura would be sad to hear you say such things.

>>2185982
More like a severed head

>>2186032
Source?

>drawfags are going to draw her with handlebars

>>2186167
Gura loves her genmates, faggot. even if she obviously loves Kiara the least

>>2185941
Why is it Amnesiac Lapp's helmet? Does Ollie's lore have something to do with amnesia? or is it because she'd deceive you and kick you into a dark pit at the first opportunity?

>>2186223
Source?

Her proud smile finishing up the character. Gura cute

Has Gura's chat always been cancer? I have never seen so many people say so little.

How much nip does Gura speak?

>>2186304
Yes

>>2186304
First time in a big chat? Chat intelligence grows the smaller it gets.

>>2186309
"watched anime for 15 years" level

>>2186304
how do you like
>草
spam in any JOP chuuba chat when she's doing something funny? Gura just does it all the time.

Does she always sound drunk?

>>2186337
she must've been watching dub because mine is better

>>2186356
i mean yeah just a little, i dont think she is though

>>2186356
no, she usually sounds like this

>>2186356
it's the meds

No capital letters here

>>2186482
ogey

>>2186482
I know its a rrat but she does have the slur from certain meds

>>2186338
Well, the lol stuff is defendable since if the streamer tries to say or do something funny and is met with silence, it's kind of sad. It just seems like what they are saying is disconnected to what she's actually doing a lot of the time. Kind of feels like she's unamused by chat, too. But maybe I haven't watched her enough.

>>2186575
Pekora chat is just as fast and just as dumb, try google translating any VOD at 0.75 speed (to let GTL catch up with speed)
JOPs are saying nothing of value typically

> looks like a rrat
Going to my soundboard

Gura has said she likes most of chat several times now, guess she needs to keep saying it forever.

>>2186482
>Looks like a rrat.

>>2186778
specifically, sometimes chat is funny
and when it's not, it's funny how dumb chat is

>>2186482
ok fuck goddamit this cant be true i cant love her even more than i already did, if my oshi is chronically ill rough childhood potential menhera risk i dont know i just love Gura too much

>>2186781
it does
it looks like a rrat

After 10h you regret doing meme shit in character creator, it stops being funny.

>>2186886
do you even notice character after 10 hours though?

does this game have an english dub or is gura just based?

>>2186920
Of course, or do you mute the game?

>>2186821
no, it literally can't be true because she eats beef regularly. that guy is an actual fucking schizo.

>>2186960
yes

PLEASE GIVE GURA CAT EARS

>>2186979
>she eats beef regularly
And your proof is burger, right?
>vegan bathroom pizza
>vegan meatloaf
Sure bud

>>2186960
Gura is just based, some anon said that if you play with english voices the BGM is instrumental.

>>2187051
you belong in an institution.

Why does Gura always put awkward pauses after saying seemingly innocent phrases like "squirt"

>>2187062
>no argument
I don't get why you're so defensive. What's wrong about meds? Plenty of hololives are sickly persons. My dad took tick medication in the army for years.

>>2187087
your post isn't even a "theory", it's unhinged fucking crazy shit you made up. fuck off. you're an insane idiot and posting this over and over is just shitting up the thread with schizo spam.

>>2186821
go look up the post, no evidence was provided at all.

>>2187130
>>2187062
>>2186979
Your posts shit up thread far more than the original one.

>>2187087
Holy shit dude take your meds. You come in here every other day complaining about ticks and a rrat you made up. Find a straitjacket and put in on so you can stop spewing the most retarded shit

>>2187079
Because she wants you to take it in a sexual way to scold you.

>>2187179
>goes as far vegan as doing a meatloaf cooking stream and admitting it was a vegan one days later
>obviously math and speech impeded
>very particular about smells and sounds, to the point when some make her head feel funny
>speaks about health issues a lot, especially at the start of her Hololive career
>cries when talking about support she got from her colleagues
No? It's an educated guess and there's nothing wrong with it, whether it's true or not.

>>2187210
call me a degenerate more gooruh

Is the multiplayer region locked?

>>2187287
nope

>>2187321
Shion collab onegai

Is that Dodo retard SC posting a fanfic or something?

>>2187374
21:10:46 Dodo Doo $10.00 [1] Hey, Gura~ I wrote you a poem, because you've been having it so rough. I really wanted to support you, and all I could think of was poetry and SC. So, here are 30 SC's that I hope you'll enjoy~
21:12:11 Dodo Doo $10.00 [2] I am but a small shrimp. Beneath the ocean I lay, unwilling to ever crawl. The end is nigh! And so I lay, this rock my grave. Darkness above, a swirl of sea foam which light does not escape.
21:13:04 Dodo Doo $10.00 [3] I see no wonders, no splendor - not even a parade. Alone I live, alone I die, alone I watch a figure walk past me, not an espy I crave. Who? Why? I cannot tell.
21:21:21 Dodo Doo $10.00 [4] But outstretched their arms go and a sweet melody come flow, "S○n! O' Mr S○n! Please, sh○ne down upon me!" A silly verse is met without recourse.
21:23:29 Dodo Doo $10.00 [5] And yet, I have no place to go, so I watch the likely chanteuse dare not despair. Recommence the solo, bringing forth their heart's desire! Days on end, a dozen ever further
21:24:35 Dodo Doo $10.00 [6] - until so do disperse those cloudy waters, part ways the fickle foam and set forth the shining one! A heavenly moment, my little eyes witness. Gentle rays ballet, caressing their unveiled form.
21:33:57 Dodo Doo $10.00 [7] Hair, silver lined by tinge of blue, eyes beholden a luster… Nay! Gaze upon their soul within! Such delineation cannot even begin! Sudden breath escapes my lungs, a fear to be se en overcome.
21:34:46 Dodo Doo $10.00 [8] Yet, unnoticed I go as the figure - a she - swims gleefully away. Is it true? Have I gone mad? A chum like no other is just this way. I must proceed ahead! Or this life will be wholly mislead.
21:35:46 Dodo Doo $10.00 [9] Scurry along, little pereiopods, down the path less trodden; once enshrouded with foamy storm - 'twas recently undone by this radiant chum
21:37:27 Dodo Doo $10.00 [10] O' heavenly Selachii, behold now your corporeal physique; over their shoulder rests a fork of nobility, to which knapsack full of seaweed and rations hang. Emergency rations?
21:38:33 Dodo Doo $10.00 [11] Why, a Bloop! An artifact of wars long had. To what journey do you flow, chum I wish to know? Prevailing tales about you, and how you've grown.
21:40:07 Dodo Doo $10.00 [12] Joyful, sorrowful, such many a thing; everything about you, from how life came to be. Yet overhead, a shadow now creeps.
21:42:11 Dodo Doo $10.00 [13] Silhouette of a foe I dread - Orca, O' foulest beast; like a crack of thunder, tail shatters cliffside asunder. My chum! Lookout!
21:45:56 Dodo Doo $10.00 [14] But, words fail to flow - frail little chords taken their final toll. And so, with scrunched up rear, rapid takeoff I go. Flicking towards her hip with haste, collision nearly snaps my carapace.
21:47:23 Dodo Doo $10.00 [15] But enough force naught to succeed, as crumbling debris bury us completely. Terror, gasps - chum, don't fret! Not here, not now - my life be yours, instead.
21:48:26 Dodo Doo $10.00 [16] Hoist these stones, a ton they weigh; tail caught screaming, your fears allay. Chum, I am here… but please, hurry now. Such force, I reckon, is not meant for mere crustaceans. Ah, indeed
21:49:58 Dodo Doo $10.00 [17] - snapped in two, my death resounds. She is safe, make no mistake. Such efforts were not for waste. Sublunary life of mine, your end is nigh. Once again I lay, this rock my grave.

>>2187409
>he's only halfway into it

>>2187409

>microwave mochi

>huuur vegan meatloaf and pizza!!!?
Dude, plant based protein and faux meats are massive right now. It's "trendy" and every manufacturer is making them. I went to the grocery store yesterday and I actually was pretty amazed at the choices once I consciously took note of it.
I bought some riced cauliflower, zucchini noodles, even non flour/corn plant protein tortilla chips simply because I was curious. And hell, it's not bad at all. I tried the impossible whopper and it was fine. And I'm a massive red meat carnivore but watching my weight and health these days.
What I'm saying is if you're a remotely adventurous eater/home cook it's not totally unusual to use vegan meat.
tl;dr: take your fucking meds and stop shitting up the threads.

Gura still laughs at shork brain jokes 6 months in. Love this shork

>>2187461
the meds he needs is fucking cyanide gas

>>2187461
Who are you quoting, retard?

>>2187409
At least donate more... Fucking hell...

>>2187409
nearly $300 to shill a shitty poem they wrote. Between this and Dio's SC i don't know what's worse.

>>2187409
>17 super chats
>this motherfucker has spent $170 so far to send his fanfic to Gura
holy shit

>>2187409
the fuck?

>>2187490
>>2187495
At least the mori autist sent a pastebin

>Ayame
>hurt on the hunt
Just wear diapers lol

>>2187409
Post this in global

>>2187549
nah man this is the perfect thing to make good on my promise to post exclusive content in /ggg/

>>2187542
and people wonder why she tries so hard to hide as much information as possible, because people like this and the mori tard exist.

Too many tutorials for gooruh

>>2186009
You could say she's AHEAD of the game

>>2187409
I'm glad I don't have chat open. Jesus.

>>2187620
INAFF

>>2187645
if she has to read it, then i can read it too!

I love this shark

>>2187671
Normally I would too but I have her stream up in the living room on the TV.

>>2187409
This post just makes me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa.

>>2187823
He's still going btw, up to 25 now

>>2187971
yeah, i'm keeping an eye on ytcfilter, i'll post the rest after he's done.

so when do you hunt monsters in this monster hunting game?

Gura is either going to read all of that or none of it and either option is based.

>>2188014
I hope she reads none so that fag spent all that money for nothing.

>>2188014
Im guessing she will thank them after reading the first one, then will say she's gonna read it off stream. Which means she's just gonna ignore it.

>>2188005
She's actually fast, Rushia spent 2h on character creation

>>2188063
>>2188014
>>2188101
You know what would be better?

>>2188014
Anybody got that tldr soundpost?

>>2188133
this one?