/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Uruka's Birthday
https://youtu.be/_RQtNNo3KkU
Uruka will be Celebrating her Birthday in 10 hours

▼Today's Streams
https://youtu.be/PD1Rw2gxiPY
Tenma is playing What Remains of Edith Finch

HATE ANTI-CHRIST
HATE GOVERNMENT

LOVE PIPPA
LOVE NOTPIPPA

NotPippa is live.

Happy Birthday Uruka, love u.

>>21570673
Phase connect?

NOT
PIPPA
IS
STREAMING

I'll going to lure Pippa into my NEET dungeon and none of you groomerfags will stop me.

Uruka LOVE

First up apologies for any spelling errors or straight up missing words. I haven't slept in 2 days.

After a lot of consideration and soul searching I've come to a realization about the rabbit. This comes with a heavy heart but it is not without merit. Once you get a full view of the entire picture you'll understand. I don't expect everyone to take the same action I must, but I can only provide the evidence. You'll have to make up your mind for yourself.

It took me a few weeks to cross check everything here but I've compiled all the resources into this pastebin. The .7z contains the log dumps and relevant screenshots. The .pdfs show the full map of implications with relevant sources to back them up. The .xls spreadsheet should give a fairly precise chronology of the events. I'd actually recommend starting there since it has a mini overview on the first sheet instead of reading the text dumps.
I know I'm going to get a lot of shit for this and I can understand if I'm going to get banned from chat and the discord(s). No one else but myself had full access to all the info so it'll obviously out myself, but I have to do it. Again, once you read through everything you'll understand why I had to do it.

Abandon hope all ye who enter https://pastebin.com/P6REpFRh

romeiXpippa

>>21571234
resomi

>>21571068
>don’t donate a single penny more to her.
No

>>21571212
Anon, how could you betray her like this?!?

Split threads for single members always turn out bad and reddit hugboxy. It's hard to have a discussion in these.

>>21571037
>Pippa

>>21571274
well I tried

>>21571037
Think of it as extra content.

>>21571462
its hard to have a discussion in /pcg/

>>21571462
so far the Uruka thread has been more about Pippa

qrd on uruka? first time hearing of her

>>21571715

>>21571715
She's Fujikura Uruka (that's Urufu to you)

i will cum inside the owlussy

>>21571847
she's not so strong and not so smart but music she can do

>>21570005
>anon, impersonating people is pretty shitty desu
I thought it was pretty funny, to be honest.
Also hi Pippa. Do you want to talk sometime?

>>21572002
I can already tell you are the guy that referenced moreplatesmoredates in the discord (you seem like a pretty cool guy)

>>21571212
I audibly keked at this
I know that feel bro, but I'll be the one doing the hugging and she will <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ba70c4d9_REEEEE.png"> at me and I'll love every second of it

Uruka will be MINE.

>>21572093
I don't use Discord and I likely never will

>>21572194
You do not belong here then

>>21570987
its a bit sad
You could see she was really happy when he responded to her in 3 streams
In a stream last week she took her headpiece off and started pacing around the room

>>21571715
>cute and socially awkward
>gets embarrassed easily
>hates hands and feet
>but doesn't mind legs or what's inbetween
>chat say cringy embarrassing things to make her even more embarrassed
>good at the violin (I think she does piano too)
>deep voice if you're into that
>has a furby model that she uses sometimes

>>21571715
She has a husky voice that appeals to tomboy fags and has the most normie taste in anime/games/everything and has a very low IQ.
Worth giving a watch. <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/80692b94_desu.png">

>>21571715

>>21571160
urukawaii

>>21572490
>and has a very low IQ
How low are we talking?

>>21572557
Struggles to assemble LEGO when following the instructions.

>>21572244
Nah, discord is gay and circlejerky.

>>21572613
<span class="xae" data-xae="thup">👍</span>

With a voice like that, how massive is her bush?

>>21572557
Doesn't understand why you would use a service like hello fresh instead of just ordering mcdonald's with ubereats

>>21571212

>>21572344
You forgot
>sweaty af
>occasionally the coolest girl you'll ever met

>>21571715
Feels like the girl next door / childhood friend. Bretty cute and still quite innocent.

>>21572672

>>21571715

CRAWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>>21534995
I know I know but hear me out
She sniffed and then went into hyper mode last night. She stayed up until after all that playing a puzzle until at least 3am her time.
Today she's energetic and doesn't seem tired. None of that is enough but it sets up a pattern.
THEN
JUST NOW She just sang Tool.
I think she's on drug.

>>21573277
>played a puzzle for 2 hours
Bros I think she might have pipkin

>>21572194
based

Pippa spends all (You)r donations meant for her to eat proper food on drugs.

qrd on the girl that wasnt brushing her teeth?

>>21573448
That is why you buy her the food yourself.

>>21571738
this is a good image. If I wasn't already full on 2views and thought I could groom her, I would watch.

>>21573477
She was masturbating with one of those wand devices on stream and saying she was brushing her teeth and that was what everyone was hearing.

god I hate mori

>>21573477
some other girl named ame. a very /here/ vtuber

>>21573477
Check the archive for Ames, there's a vid and some other crazy shit

>>21573577
wait are we talking about a chuuba? <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/0b3318e4_monkaMEGA.png">

>>21573622
the vibrator masturbating stream might've been hot had there not been the context of burping farting and literal diarrhea into a toilet asmr from the same girl

>>21573632
Yes

>>21573742
There is a rule though, it's still hot if she's not fat.

>>21573477
The stream is archived on kiwifarms' vtuber thread if you want to suffer. Kf is down right now though. Maybe there's a link somewhere in the /vt/ archives. She browsed /vt/ and that thread on stream with many niggers and faggots on screen

>>21573477
>>21573577
>>21573632
>>21573634

here >>20324017

>>21573632
>he thinks vtubers are mentally sane people
https://commav9413.wixsite.com/mysite/%E8%A4%87%E8%A3%BD-%E7%96%91%E4%BC%BC%E7%94%9F%E7%90%86%E5%AE%9F%E9%A8%932
https://commav9413.wixsite.com/mysite/%E8%A4%87%E8%A3%BD-%E7%96%91%E4%BC%BC%E7%94%9F%E7%90%86%E5%AE%9F%E9%A8%93-2
https://commav9413.wixsite.com/mysite/%E8%A4%87%E8%A3%BD-%E7%88%AA%E5%89%9D%E3%81%8E-%E6%8B%B7%E5%95%8F%E8%80%90%E4%B9%85%E5%AE%9F%E9%A8%93
https://commav9413.wixsite.com/mysite/%E7%96%91%E4%BC%BC%E6%95%B4%E7%90%86%E5%AE%9F%E9%A8%93

>>21571715

Glad we are seperating from PCG. Place is a shithole that the blue bear doesn't deserve.

>donated for first time last night
>pippa used me to devert the conversation away from her teeth to the fact i donated 5 dollars
>got a ton of @ in the chat
i understand why people try to be famous now

Tenma...

>listening to a girl "brushing her teeth" while tenma cries in the background
the fuck is wrong with you people
stop posting more dumb shit

NOTPIPPA LOVE
HABANERO HATE
https://files.catbox.moe/0iel0v.webm

>>21574291
Sorry anon, we're watching Pippa.

>>21574163
Is that the Kade? Oh my God!

>>21574291
she cries once every game, what's the issue

>>21574391
doesn't work if you don't emphasize THE "the"

>>21574430
And yet it still triggers my instinct to save every time. In this particular instance, I could help by giving her a child of her own.

>>21574391
i love her streams so much, i wanted to tell her about a water floser but i forgot to put a message in

I would like to revive the segregation timeloop.

Pippa giving up on Japanese while having 4 native speakers and company backing!

>>21574989
let's do, but as a joke, haha <span class="xae" data-xae="lmao">😂</span>

>>21575050
cant blame her japanese is fucked up

>>21575050
ngl, hit me pretty hard when she said she didn't like the language.

>>21570531
unfathomably based, please never go back to pcg. this has made my day bear bro thank you

pipbros... <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/f2ecf801_PepeHands.png">

>>21575050
I understand her perspective on the limited usability of it in whatever flyover state pippa lives in, but this anon inspired me to not give up when I expressed something similar. (I also doomposted about the future of Japan)

>>21575050
I feel so retarded for having hope in her during after the new years stream. Even with her end stream karaoke, she just picks one random song regardless of whether or not it’s in her range, and stumbles all over the words because she doesn’t know the song. It is so half assed and I think the only reason she even bothers is because she doesn’t want to get any flack from her oldfags who still care.

>>21575480
what now?

>>21570531
>Uruka's lickable bimbo wife
https://files.catbox.moe/61mz76.mp4
I have news for you...

Tenma finally hit the depressed schizo <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/bc1ff2b8_AYAYAHyper.png">

>>21575556
practicing daily inevitably leads to improvement. Especially in an environment where it's okay to fail.

>>21575179
>>21575163
Pippa lying about being interested in things for donations!

>>21575523
That second to last paragraph <img class="xae" data-xae width="30" height="29" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/51cbf903_PepeLaugh.png">

>>21575882
Pippa lying about her life to trick saviorfags into donating!

>>21575050
pippa is a quitter. she will make excuses for anything. she cant even be bothered to play test a game for 5-10 minutes before trying to stream it, how could anyone expect her to take advantage of her blessings and learn Japanese from her genmates? sure maybe there’s an alternate world out there where pippa has fun streams with Michiru where she tries to apply the Japanese she is learning, fun things like that. but that isn’t the case here. pippa will always desperately cling to her comfort zone and listen only to those who enable her.

>>21576164
because she said she doesn't want to use her friends as a tool for langauge

I like Pippa, she's entertaining

>>21575050
>knows Mandarin
>gives up on Japanese
>wants to learn Portuguese
wtf Pippa

>>21575903
I can relate. Anyway this is an uruka thread

>>21576305
shes a fucking show and a half anytime she speaks. Doesn't collab well at all though sadly

>>21576271
That is an absolute fucking cope, and a cowardly one at that. You’re telling me that Michiru and especially Tenma wouldn’t love to help Pippa learn and practice? This is just another fucking case of Pippa trying to find an excuse even if she has to make it up. She is so fucking pathetic is makes me sick.

>>21576271
Bonding with people isn't using them as a tool, it could even be their job since they're co-workers trying to bring the company ahead and show appreciation for it like someone always gives lip service too.

>>21576164
>sure maybe there’s an alternate world out there where pippa has fun streams with Michiru
Right in the feels.

>>21576271
She doesn't have to sit them down for an hour of lessons. She can study herself an hour a day and attempt a conversation or collab with a JP member. Michiru has passable English too so it wouldn't be a disaster when Pippa gives up on it 3 minutes into the stream because she lied about studying.

>>21576444
>Bonding with people isn't using them as a tool
how would she know the difference? her entire career is using tools for money while pretending to bond.

As soon as Pippa had her incline, she realized she didn’t have to try and learn new things. Right now, she only has to parrot the mildest of “based takes” and her new audience will clap. But hey, as a streamer she is succeeding, I guess.

>>21576515
same anon… it could have been so great

>every threads essay posts about pippa's perceived hipocrisy or concernfagging over her mental state <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/af528e56_Hahaa.png">

>neet woman with almost 0 contrtol of her life is not capable of commiting to tasks
no shit

Nobody cares about Michiru or the rest of the JP girls. Those who say they do are lying. They're literal dead weight on the company that nobody except 2 people watch and it is a good thing Pippa has distanced from them.

>>21576776
kek that pic

>rest of the thread is literal who tier
>Pipa chads all the replies
she's so powerful bros.....

>>21576871
>it is a good thing Pippa has distanced from them.
This but not in the way intended.

>>21576836
Guess I will have to do the needful thing and marry her since she can't manage on her own.

IT'S OVER BOYS YOU CAN GO HOME, I GOT THIS.

I watched one stream of pippa collabing and it was so fucking awkward I started to collapse in on myself. Cringy rabbit desu but still going to watch

>>21576871
oh man.. do you think this is why pippa generally ignores them?

>>21575050
>Pippa
>doing something that could lead to more interaction with her company
Hah, as if, her actions speak louder than any promise or "real talk" ever could, it's not a "she hates her genmates" kind of deal, she just doesn't want to put in the effort because, why would she? she's doing fine with her own thing, the groups she panders to keep the numbers up and the lgihts on, she's admitted to wanting to stay on her own as to feel her growth is her own during her first months. She's in the company for the sake of the benefits and safety it brings her, not because of the tools and options it grants her.
At least that's what her actions seem to paint.

If Pippa's not going to learn Japanese she could try and do something in English with Nasa since she is actually trying to improve herself and learn something. Oh wait she would have to acknowledge her existence and treat her like she matters oops.

>>21576978
You are a strong man anon.

>>21577040
>At least that's what her actions seem to paint.
Medication, make sure you eat first so you don't get sick.

>every threads essay posts about pippa <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/b06b1566_REEeee.png">

>>21577175
Don't worry, I took the whole bottle this morning <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/bc1ff2b8_AYAYAHyper.png">

>>21576871
Sad if true. Clearly they don't push the numbers to justify their salary, but this is bound to change I'm sure. I really believe in them, no lie.

pippa's exasperated shrieks, moans, and groans make me diamonds...

>>21576835
1. She was always an hypocrite
2. She's in a very good mental state lately. Concernfags are worried they lost their relevance, so they rrat

reminder to please Pray for Lia

>>21577231
>kiwifarms is down
>thread is shit
pure coincidence

>>21577040
This hurts but, I can’t disagree. It’s just a pill I’ll have to swallow.

>>21577433
>namefag containment thread is down
would check myself if i cared at all about fruitfags but it would explain a lot if true...

>>21577433
but it's been like this for weeks. Every single threads long ass essays regurgitating the same old shit no one cares about anymore.You hate pippa we get it, you overconcern about pippa we get it, stop filling every thread with diarrhea <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ba70c4d9_REEEEE.png">

god i love /vt/ so much, you guys are fantastic. I fi was Pippa i would fuck you all but only after passing out from anxiety

I'm just saying that if you marry a retired soldier that owns his own home, receives a pension, and doesn't pay taxes that means a pretty secure future.

holy shit zax just delete the message and don't bring attention to it

>>21577860
?

qrd on Pippa? why is she an hypocrite? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="27" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ec538b5c_Thonk.png">

>>21577930
She claims to be a rabbit but she won't eat her carrots

>>21578044
Carrots are actually bad for rabbits.

>>21577930
>Claims to be a small rabbit
>can clearly speak
makes you think huh? We should beat her up

>>21577789
yeah but you'd have to marry a brainlet who joined the military and that's a fate worse than the UK

>>21578064
Preposterous, Bugs Bunny would never lie to me

>>21577930

>>21577930
>wants her chat to better take care of herself
>while she has black mold growing above her

>claims she is good at video games
>only plays minecraft

>her oshi is watame
>meanwhile she cant do anything watame does

>doesnt want to do GFE
well we all know where this one goes

>>21577930

>>21577930
There was a magical moment months ago where she was talking about how depressing Kiara was to watch, while every one of her streams was her whining about roommates.

>>21578497
And then there's now, where she isn't even pretending she isn't concernbaiting for money.

>>21578275
she wont do GFE
your tricks wont work
...or will they? (no)

>>21577930
I don’t think her hypocrisy is a big deal at all. She is no more hypocritical than the average person, it just gets highlighted because her audience can be very critical and she is very brash and loud about her statements. I’d say the biggest flaw that plagues Pippa is that ultimately, streaming is simply enables her current bad habits delays severe future struggles she will have to face when her streaming career ends.

>>21578275
>>21578602
She only does GFE personally for her groomers.

>>21577860
bait?

someone educate me on the one free superchat you get as a member on youtube. I remember Tenma mentioning that you get one free 5$ superchat for every month you are subscribed and I see some people send messages that show how long they have been a member instead of the donation amount.
how does this work? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="27" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ec538b5c_Thonk.png">

>>21577930

>>21578677
shut the fuck up retard.

>>21578655
>streaming is simply enables her current bad habits delays severe future struggles she will have to face when her streaming career ends.
Pippa very clearly is the
>I'm going to kill myself when I turn 30
Type of person and ignores every problem as she believes there will be no consequences as she has an out, ignoring problems creates new problems? Ignore those too

>>21578677
You get a special members Superchat every month (not the start of the month, one month from the moment you start the membership), they don't accumulate. <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/b674048b_MikuStare.png">

>>21578677
click on the superchat button and there should be a free monthly membership supa you can send. they pop up green and seem to not alert like a regular supa so your oshi may not see it unless she's looking at chat. that or my oshi just mostly ignores mine but I'd like to think the former rather than the latter

kiwifags/dramafags should fuck off and go to lolcow already

>>21578787
That site is for girls though

>>21578852
Yeah, they'd fit right in.

>>21578752
sorry for being a retard but I want to educate myself
>>21578768
I see, so if I were to become a member now I wouldnt be able to do it, only after I start my second month? I also never expected them to accumulate.
>>21578786
thank you for your information
One of these days I will become a member but I wont say whos member.

>I am not a millennial I think
NotPippa confirmed for in her 30s

>>21577930

>>21579019
>sorry for being a retard but I want to educate myself
Well shit now I feel bad for being mean. Sorry anon.

>>21579070
Just how long has Zoid been keeping her alive?

>>21579177
Well if you were paying attention to what she didn't say last night she was probably receiving benefits for a mental illness of some sort.

>>21579415
Guess I’ve been donating to this retard all along, nasty bitch-ass leech

>>21579415
Do you really think someone like Pippa shouldn't qualify for neetbux?

>NotPippa can't do guerilla streams 'for reasons outside of her control'
Did Fishman wrangle her?

>>21579754 (me)
>Can't monetize on YouTube
Nevermind, definitely seems like it. interesting.

>>21579754
That would be my guess. Doesn't want her double dipping too much.

>>21579813
It's a twitch partner contract thing. It has an exclusivity clause.

>>21579754
I wonder how much fishman knew about this side gig of hers as an owl

>>21578669
I know you are trying to bait me, but I am immune to that.
Still need access tO THE SECRET GROOMCORD tho
I will ask at discord/DM eventually. Give it a couple of months.

>>21579939
Stop shitting up the thread and just ask someone for an invite in DMs or whatever already. Nobody here cares

>>21578655
>She is no more hypocritical than the average person
if you are a man, cut your balls off right now

>>21579070
I don't believe she is over 30, there is no way she could survive over 30 with her autism and extreme hikki ways.

>>21580053
Ok, I cut them off but the bleeding won’t stop and I am in incredible pain. What do I do now?

>>21580124
Well Chris-chan did, why wouldn't Pippa if the bar is that low?

>>21580143
I don't think anyone wants to end up like Chris

>>21580124
All you need is to have ONE relative leave you some cash as inheritance

>>21580124
Someone posted that Millennials are all around 40 and she said she didn't know if she was one or not.

Also people way more exceptional than NotPippa have survived much longer.

>>21578787
This IS the lolcow general of /vt/.
We are just riding the high tide right now.
>>21579569
>not figuring this out a long time ago
you may qualify too ,lmao

>>21580143
Did Pippa ever mention getting government checks?
Chris got that and lived with his mother, also had access to her bank account and was stealing her retirement checks.

>>21579632
Well when she started talking about mental illness and presenting it basically all but confirmed that she has a DSM diagnosis.

>>21577611
*ting ting ting*
Kiwis your site is back online and the new layout looks terrible. Return from once you came

>>21580013
sheeesh who peepoopoo´d in your coffee today
just wanna feel more at ease, relax
all the best

>>21579933
probably has a Coco/Kson clause in her contract

>>21579933
previous iterations were literally in her resume when she applied to PC.

>>21580203
Depending on who you ask millennial range is around 1981 to 1995.

>>21579415
>claims to hate the government
>will happily accept their money
oh the hippocampus

>>21580129
wait patiently and you shall get your reward

>>21580399
add this to the hypocrisy list the other anon was asking about earlier

>>21580399
There is a whole subset of libertarians and anarchists who argue for taking as much money from the government as possible to the point of collapse.

>>21580399
>No you can't hate the government and exploit their system
Why not? Everyone else does

>>21580559
>>21580594
This. It is libertarian accelerationsm.

>>21580386
I thought 97 was the cutoff point from late millennial to early zoomer?

As requested
https://files.catbox.moe/tzysqy.webm

>>21580559
Accelerate

>>21580934
I've been collecting archives but how the fuck do I post them here without getting banned for 3 days (or more being my 2nd offense)

>>21581046
hah wut u mean?

>>21581046
By posting in /wvt/ you dumb nigger.

Phase connect?

Well I was planning to mow the lawn between streams but everything went to shit so I guess I am going to post rrats.

Pippa has a tail, not her model but the actual person. A little nub right over her butt. It is incredibly uncomfortable to sit on it for any period of time which is why she rocks back and forth during her streams.

>>21581331
when she says she has a bony ass she means there's an extra (tail)bone that's not supposed to be there
I believe it

god i just want a mouthful of bunny cunny, i want to flip her over with a fistful of her hair while i pound away

>>21581903
Please and thank you to not sexualize my future fiancée.

>>21581903
isnt she still streaming?

>>21581994
What? the stream is in 2 hours

>>21581994
Meds, now

SHE'S FUJIKURA PIPKINA THATS PIPIPI TO YOU <img class="xae" data-xae width="24" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c291d202_gachiGASM.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/a6955123_yaranaika.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/cf1d4b8d_moetron.png">

>>21581974
Delicous bunny cunny juices spilling down my chin and onto my chest. I shake her up and down while she squirts to make her pussy water fizz up because its carbonated.

>>21582242
kek

Hey guys, farms are back btw

>>21576164
You gonna make the Pippers sad <span class="xae" data-xae="worry">😟</span>

>>21578677
I wonder how he tastes.

>>21579019
very lickable calves

>>21580934
aw, no vod?

>>21582165
how do you use 3 emojis? they never work when i try more than 1

https://youtu.be/SknOIOu44-M

Are Nasa and Michi going to sweep the Oscars next year? If Nasa slaps the host, will it be fatal?

>>21583538
i hereby bestow upon you the power to do it
i believe in you
<span class="xae" data-xae="flex">💪</span><img class="xae" data-xae width="29" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7a95728b_Gigachad.png"><span class="xae" data-xae="punch">👊</span>

<span class="xae" data-xae="happy">😀</span> <span class="xae" data-xae="grinsweat">😅</span> <span class="xae" data-xae="cry">😢</span> :baw:

>>21583802
Lemme try
:BOOBA DontBully:

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e54792d7_KEKW.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="41" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/72694e0e_desusmirk.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7081142e_goldface.png">

<span class="xae" data-xae="thdown">👎</span> <span class="xae" data-xae="thdown">👎</span> <span class="xae" data-xae="thdown">👎</span>

>>21584193
are you typing them manually? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c69a1ef1_cia.png"> or are you deleting the :

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/f2ecf801_PepeHands.png"> <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/90786369_pepePoint.png"> <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/6ec0dd2c_pepoRope.png">

<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/0ee48fb4_longcat.png">
<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/95c37417_longcata.png">
<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e77bc341_longcatb.png">

>>21584490
it's ok I did >>21584457
What's the trick anyway? I didn't do anything special for it to work.

gen2 just dropped

https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1510034202472812553

>>21585899
no trick, they just enabled 3 emotes instead of limiting it to 1 a couple hours ago.

>>21576548
Lia and Uruka also speak much more Japanese than they let on.

>>21586599
Man, I don’t care if this joke has been done by like every female chuuba, this was great. Loved Uruka’s lines.

>>21586599
Urge to rape.

>>21587055
If you think deeply about it you recognize that the stunt does nothing for the male audience and is meant purely to pander to female viewers (that mostly don't exist)
They more or less don't value much at all

>>21586599
Larry <span class="xae" data-xae="blush">😳</span>

>>21586599
i want to have sex with Larry

>>21586599
This is how you know they make good money.
Imagine blowing money on 7 new models just for a 30 seconds joke.

>>21586599
I LOVE PETER WTF

>>21587230
>They more or less don't value much at all
don't value (You) much at all

>>21587230
>If you think deeply
Why would I do this for an April Fools joke?

>>21577789
>>21577860
They are called Dependapotamuses.

>>21586599
for me, it's Larry

>>21587388
Because people in the double digits spent time and effort on this "joke"

>>21587430
that comment was about someone in chat using a pipipi reference. It's just a very shitty modding style that if it were a greater offense would lead to streisanding.

>>21577930
She said she’d never be friends with a viewer then befriended the first one who doxed her.

>>21586599
larry > 30ma > peter

Larry will be MINE

>>21587525
I dunno Anon, I think you are autistically over analyzing a one-off joke. Just chill and have fun like the rest of us.

>>21586599
Give me the shota rabbit

I wanna kidnap peter and treat him like the prince i know he is. I will lock him away from the horrors of the real world and feed him all the Doritos, soda, and junk he wishes. I will ensure my prince is untouched by the filth of women that would violate his boyish innocence.

>>21587633
Oh, I thought we were doxing Pippa’s roommate. Move along. Nothing to see here.

>>21587124
I would ravish Larry

>>21586599
So, would you suck the Pippenis?

>>21575050
>>21575556
>>21576164
>>21577040
How many new languages did you retards pick up outside of growing up and school?

>>21588734
But if regular Pippa has a pipenis won't shota pippa have a pipussy?

>>21586599
PENIS...THE MOST BIGGEST PLANET NOT ON LIA’S CHEST. A GIANT SLEEPING OUT IN THE DISTANCE REACHES OF HIS PANTSU, FAR FROM WHERE WE CAN SEE. AND YET, NO ONE EVER SAW IT. IN FACT, PENIS WASN'T DISCOVERED BECAUSE IT WAS SEEN, BUT RATHER DUE TO A MATHMATICAL EQUATION THAT PREDICTED IT'S EXISTANCE, A STRANGE THING GIVEN ALL THE OTHER PENIS WERE FOUND THROUGH OBSERVATION... WELL THAT'S SIMPLY BECAUSE PENIS ISN'T REAL. HOW HAD NO ONE SEEN IT BEFORE THE EQUATION WAS MADE? BECAUSE IT SIMPLY WASN'T THERE. YOU SEE, PENIS IS NOT A PENIS, IT'S A DEVICE USED BY URUKANYE TO TRAVEL BETWEEN OUR DIMENSION AND THE PHASE WORLD DIMENSION. PENIS IS ONLY VISABLE WHEN URUKANYE IS PRESENT IN OUR REALITY. WAKE UP PEOPLE, NASA HAS BEEN LYING TO YOU! THEY KNOW ABOUT THE BLUE BEARS AND THEY'RE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM YOU!

I FUCKING WANT TO SUCK URUKANYE’S PENIS!

>>21576384
>Doesn't collab well at all though sadly
Her collabs are great. You're half a year late with your shit post.

>>21589147
4.5 out of 9.

>>21589147
Besides my native language? English, I have no excuse to bother with learning any other language, it won't open any doors for me and I won't get any immediate benefits from doing so. <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/cf1d4b8d_moetron.png">

>>21586599
Cute. I'd hug Peter

Now if they actually stream with the male portraits, that'd finish the joke. And run it to the ground.

>>21589147
2, as an ESL I didn't learn english at school even though it was part of the main course, I was ahead of everyone else. Then later I picked up japanese to watch anime more comfortably and play vidya.
Of ALL the languages I had to learn at school (german, latin, spanish) I could retain nothing from any of them, and that includes japanese which I ended up learning better by myself. School sucks at teaching.

>>21587640
>who doxed her.
This never happened. The rest is also not quite there.

>>21577930
You're not allowed to have any flaws and you're doubly not allowed to fall short of your own ideals.

>>21580399
>>21580503
>hate somebody
>he constantly steals your money
>manage to get something back
>wow what a hypocrite
Why do retards always thing that this is such an amazing own against lolbertarians? How can you be an actual human being and see a contradiction in there?
Why are hypocrisy-fags so stupid?

>>21590294
It did because I know her real name and address and about the mental health discord, and without dog I wouldn’t have known any of it.

>>21587230
>>21587353
retard

>>21591189
>her real name and address
He never posted these.

>>21591189
I wish I'd know her real name, it's better for the headcanon fantasies, but that info has been scrubbed real good.
Ho well, she'll give it to me anyway once I'm done grooming her.

>>21591052
was the "Hippocampus" not enough for you to realize I was being sarcastic? I know it was a shitty joke, but I didn't think I'd have to explain it

>>21587230
this was pandered at me because im gay and i fuck men

>>21591446
see >>16360971

>>21591446
Her name is honestly terrible. It's really no wonder she turned out the way she did with parents who'd name her that.

Ash looks like he would be smug and dominant but when you pull down his pants it turns out he has a lil two inch dick and he will get all shy and embarassed about it. Imagine bullying Ash by complimenting how hilariously miniscule his penis is laughing at how its feminine and has a slight tuff of yellow pubic hair. The best way to tease him would be saying oh man this dick is a total choking hazard as you deep throat his diminutive cock with the greatest of ease. Slurping down on his cock as Ash struggles blushing and moaning as he never had his pee-wee little cock sucked like that before. His toes curling and furling in fevor as he can't do anything but watch how you control his life with each suck and stroke of the cock. You can hear him softly whimper all defeated "I'm going to cum ahh" the once dominant top energy he had is gone he's now your bitch boytoy. But you dont let him cum. There's a knock on the door. Who could it be now? But you know who it is. It's Larry. You make ash walk over and answer the door, his trifiling cock is leaking precum leaving a pathetic trail of shame behind him. Larry looks down at the site of Ash and takes one good look at his cock. He laughs then proceeds to whip out his 9 inch magnum cock. It's clear who the alpha is here now. As in sync you and ash both get on your knees and start worshipping and engulf Larry's gigantic dick tongues intertwining at the intersection of Larry's cock. His hands are on both of your heads as he pushes you both down onto his massive member. Thick and veiny complete with an oversized bush and the smell of sweat and musk. You wouldnt expect such a prodigious and behemothic cock from a slender young butler as Larry. He grinned as he knew he was ready for the main course. While Ash was lost in the bliss of serving the servants cock he was powerless when larry flipped him over on top of you. Now ash was laying on top of you with his sad excuse of a cock hanging in front of your mouth. You couldnt help yourself seeing it dangle in front of you so you started sucking it. Larry meanwhile spread ash's cheeks and lubed him up with his special homemade lubricant that smelled of lavender and lilac. The aroma of flowers, sweat and cum filled the air. Larry thrusted his cock deep inside ash no hesitation. As it happen ash let out a girl like groan "aaaaaiiiih" "you like that dont you bitch?" "Y-yes master" whimpered ash yet again. You could fell ash's cock throb in your mouth even harder and more excited as he was getting pounded by Larry. He looked so hopeless yet cute being taken advantage of by Larry. Larry upped the fervent pace of his strokes the bussy of the so called hero was delectable. With each stroke of Larry's dick it pressed up against Ash's G spot. Each hit and rub brought both of them closer to climax each time. Ash's face was flushed red blushing with tears of joy streaming down his face and Larry just looked on with his scornful eyes full of malice and lust with each pump and plap. You could fell the pressure building up in Ash's cock he was going cum for sure any second now. "Ahhh im cumming i cant stop!" The defeated hero could only say that. Larry was close to his climax too and timed it with the defeat of the hero. A massive outpouring of cum shot into Ash's asshole and started leaking everywhere. While ash's cock inside your mouth shot out a hearty load despite his size. You swallowed every bit of it. Larry looked up and put his cock away. "Well I'm going to go play minecraft now." He walked away with those being his last words. Ash was still lost in a cum daze he was moaning gibberish and seemed completely out of it. His pristine ass was now defiled and covered in cum there's no way he was able to clean himself up right now, but you had an idea after all you have a perfectly good tongue just for this occasion.

phase connect?

>>21592170
gentoo

>>21592016
IM GONNA CUM ON ASH’S CUTE BISHOUNEN BUTTOCKS AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>21592388
Peter

>>21591734
>>21591821
wtf I actually like it
t. frog

>>21593859
Pippa Griffin

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1510049879308922881
Did lia already read it???

>>21594379
How can she be this unhinged when it comes to gay porn?

https://youtu.be/FrJRL2iyUUQ
part 4 of pippas "Alotl Murder" youtube shorts is about to premiere

>>21592016
based, im hard

>>21594710
she likes cute boys! she's just like me!

>>21594798
How the fuck do you find this?
I want to watch it on my real computer but youtube refuses to show it either on the home page or her channel

>>21594379
They all read the thread, not just Phase Connect, every girl in every company and indie reads their thread here

>>21595977
I genuinely doubt Uruka does.

>>21596047
>Huh? Why would anyone need 4 chans?
t. Uruka

holy fucking shit i want to jerk off ashs little cock and hear him wimper in my ear

>>21594379
>>21595977
What if she is just referencing the gen 2 video and you're off your meds?

>>21595247
Bro your subscriptions page?

>>21595977
I doubt that. Maybe in the 2020 /jp/ days and early 2021. The industry is so big at this point why would they care about us neckbeards

>>21596976
Pippa literally referenced a post I made yesterday in last night's stream and then bullied me on twitter about it.

Also this post is her >>21572002

The real femboy was Lia all along <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/6f5bc7e5_PillowYes.png">

>>21589161
this man asking the important questions

>>21596976
Pippa literally shitposts in this thread.

>>21597576
I hope she's one of the cuck/groomposters

>>21596976
>Anonymous so people can speak their feelings without consequences about (You)
They're woman and streamers they are naturally going to be inclined towards egocentrism and further inclined to look and it only takes one moment of curiosity about that 4chan meanie place, then as we all know once you come to 4chan you never leave
And because it's anonymous it's also convenient to drop rrats about girls you don't like, vtubing is just like highschool with cliques, you really think none of them come here to vent about being forced to collab with girls they hate?

>>21597508
it's ok Flakes, i will still marry you

>>21597632
The only person being groomed is me, and only to be Pippa's exclusive piggiebank

>>21597632
>t. cuckposter

>>21597576
And Pippa is your reference material for the average (PC) vtuber?

>>21597848
She is the only one I care about.

>>21597632
The odds aren't low. Streams have shown that she's a bit of a shitstirrer and a lowest common denominator troll.

>>21597930
Wow, she is literally me fr

I wish Michiru would browse here.
Pippa, bring her to the chans FFS. Pippa, collab with her at once anyway!

>>21594379
Hi Kap!

>>21597848
The only difference between Pippa and other vtubers is she wears her insanity and autism on her sleeve because she's a shameless gremlin, the other girls try to hide it but they all get too comfortable and project friendship feelings onto their chyat then overshare their blatantly autistic habits and quirks

https://youtu.be/YT3NPRrDMxg
pippa starts her job at mcdonalds tonight

>>21597339
this is the 3rd time in a month I've been mistaken for pippa ffs

>>21597632
i bet she's calls herself a whore /here/ all the time and then goes to cry on stream about it

>>21598393
Can we hug you?

>>21579632
Pippa not tipping her cashiers!

AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE TWINK SEX UUUUOOOOOOHHHHH

>>21598393
Well that must be difficult considering the post that I deleted was deleted because it referenced my own post. So unless you are me and I am having a complete schitzo episode you are Pippa doing damage control.

Please respond to my message btw. I want marriage, but more importantly I want to get to know you better.

>>21598393
yes, that'll make it 11 hugs in my life

<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/0ee48fb4_longcat.png">

>>21599020
<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/95c37417_longcata.png">

>>21599103
<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/95c37417_longcata.png">

<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/95c37417_longcata.png">

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/8b7cc3e0_WTFF.png">

>>21599231
i fucking hate pippiggers

<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/95c37417_longcata.png">:
longcatb:<span class="xae" data-xae="wind">💨</span>

<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e77bc341_longcatb.png">

I just want Tenma to find a lasting relationship. She seems to fail at every attempt.

>>21599365
We're doing our best to make it work.

>>21599365
I like tenma as a vtuber, but as a partner she sounds like a bitch. I really sound like a (you) problem for her. I bet she complains about benign shit all the time.

You know Pippa, if you were married to me you could be shitposting your live stream on Starlink with a solar power bank and natural gas generator for backup.

>inb4 pippa is actually streaming on the bus using mcdonalds wifi

>Pippa trolling her audience with her high IQ April Fools joke and randomly unplugging her router, all the while claiming innocence and blaming Susan

Well played Pippers, well played.

>>21600039
kek, don't play your aces so fast man.

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1510062978892132356
I like that Lia likes the April fools joke.

>>21600266
It's nothing she hasn't heard from me before. It is good to remind her of it at times like this. Also if you think those are my trumps, you aint even got the stakes to sit at this table.

Uhhh rate..?

>>21600418
i like Lia!

>>21600039
>Starlink
lumao

Well at least we had 1 good stream from her today

Pippa this keeps happening. Lower your target bitrate for Pippa to whatever you use for NotPippa and replace everything between your computer and the modem. New ethernet cables, new switches if you use any, and have zDawg replace whatever piece of shit 10 year old all-in-one router/access-point combo unit that fried itself under the piles of dog fur and mold years ago with a mikrotik or something similar. It's probably on your ISP's end but if your LAN is fucked they won't be able to do anything about it so you might as well try.

>>21600418
PC's enthusiasm to give things a genuine try is one of the things I like about them.

>notPippa stream fine
>Pippa stream broken
SUSAN HATE/10

>haha my internet is dying (Again) for the millionth time this month (again) nothing i can do

>>21600550
It's not Susan. She can't setup her shit properly.

I hope Pippa enjoys her date tonight. I wish she didn't have to make small white lies like this though. Go have fun girl. You earned it.

>>21600647
Then why notPippa stream fine?

>>21600709
Because it's Susan.

Pippa should've called her ISP the moment it's shoddiness interfered with her work. The best time was then, then 2nd best time is now.

>>21600647
>>21600569
these but unironically

>>21600691
once i stay up late and she does this

>>21600765
Fucking Susan.

>>21600691
who is she going on a date with?

>>21600709
Probably because she uses presets and kept fiddling with it until it broke.

She's the only one having a problems.

So what do we do for the next 5 hours now?

>>21600908
schizo post

>>21600908
Another jigsaw puzzle?

>>21600908
Send Tenma a new PC. Her toaster could barely run half life black mesa today.

>>21600957
not again

>>21600422
>you aint even got the stakes to sit at this table.
you're not even playing the right game m8

>>21600908
watch jim stream or yesterday's stream

>>21600908
Sheep is doing her final Karaoke before the doctors cut her open

>>21600908
<img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/a6d16707_GoodNight.png"><span class="xae" data-xae="wind">💨</span><img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/099390a2_peepoBlanket.png">

>>21601019
>he didn't watch the same 3 streams as pippa at the same time to simulate a metaphorical connection

>>21599906
Isn't that something that Japanese men look for. Like a woman to take charge?

>>21600908
Put the cock cage back on and stream Pippa vods so that our queen will be happy.

>>21601080
I WAS WORKING FUCK DAMMIT

>>21600709
It wasn't really fine, it lagged quite a few times.

>>21587124
Fishman plz...Gen 2 won't be able to compete with this.

>>21601049
link so it's 1 click instead of 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8y6xDRIrPc

>>21601230
Does she always pick meme songs-

Pippa, you're a stupid fuck up but I love you platonically and your streams brighten my day.

>>21601088
hell no, they want a comfy home, not to come home crushed from work to get crushed by wife.

>>21601317
based

>>21601338
>>21601088
Just because a country is far away doesn't mean that the people in there are a unified blob. Also Japan experts on the internet are always wrong. They don't work the most hours, they don't have the lowest birth rates, they don't have the highest suicide rate. Reee.

i want to lick ashs washboard abs

>>21601011
Do you even read loki?

I want to hug the Pippa

>>21601570
I posted this

Somebody needs to yell at the PC tech guy so he can yell at Pippa so she can yell at her ISP or herself.

>>21601510

>>21600908
Let's discuss the Silmarils.

>>21601475
>Also Japan experts on the internet are always wrong. They don't work the most hours, they don't have the lowest birth rates, they don't have the highest suicide rate. Reee.
No one here implied any of that
>>>/jp/

Alright

My personal rrat is that Pippa is tired of constantly having to come up with shit for the streams, is exhausted, and just wants to return to NEET. So she is faking all this shit to drive her audience away so she can justify quitting and come marry me to live the life of security and sloth she always wanted.

Imagine Phase Connect without Pippa. <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="24" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/cda7b2fb_FeelsGoodMan.png">

>>21601570
>>21601636
all me

>>21601640

>>21601761
zax is completely useless

Imagine Phase Connect but it's only Pippa <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/4d00227b_yaranaika2.png">

>>21601230
she cute

>>21601747
If it happened, I'd just migrate to Michiru (better streaming hours for me too) and probably start watching Tenma.

>>21600908
what? another stream in 5 hours? where?

New thread
>>21602128

>>21602257
fugg

>>21580399
>will happily accept their money
>their money
>their
The government dosnt have any money you dumb twat, everything it has is yours, taken from you, your parents or your grandparents.
Any gibs from it are by right yours.

Pippa is currently rotating about her apartment throwing things and screaming in a fit of unbridled auitistic fury, repeatedly punching things her frail hands are not made to withstand.
How does this make you feel?

>>21601739
Hope not, but its in Pippas nature to self destruct, sometimes she openly says she wont amount to much which is a weird statement for someone this young.

>>21603330
Oh yeah, shes raging now for sure.

Fuck Pippa!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES
happy birthday uruka and happy fools day
posting last instead of first for fools day

>>21603347
it's not that weird of a statement. If anything when you get older you'll gain the perspective of "wow, everyone who was supposed to have been better off than me didn't amount to much at all. Nobody does" and it makes your "failures" not seem so bad.
and then you later reflect back on those good & formative years as having amounted to the standing testament that is your life

>>21603330
like I'm missing out. seeing autistic rage is some of my favorite shit.

Stop sabotaging yourself Pippa.

>>21603330
What do you mean? She's out fucking her boyfriend right now. Oh wait, you actually believed what she said? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e54792d7_KEKW.png">

>>21606736
Nigga I wish. I almost got a fucking knife through my eye trying to approach her.