/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

im going to post the piss video and you can't stop me

>>21498127
Hey man, it's your funeral. Don't forget the C-man's got snipers out here.

Fuck Calvin, nigga sucks!

remember to love your Morrison

>>21498057
THAT'S MY CALVIN MORI SON

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>21498290
oh he got shooters

>>21498804
FUCKING SELLOUT BITCH MILKING HER FANS WHILE A REAL REAPER IS OUT ON THE GRIND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88QKF3yuiyI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88QKF3yuiyI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88QKF3yuiyI

>>21499276
>video not available

>>21499867
>shit timezone

WTF is bae doing? Moomers doesn't sound like that at all!

>>21500195
I dunno but it's kino

>>21500195
her best

>>21499276
>video not available
Lemme listen YT I’m not making a spotify account

>>21501052
Ain't there either yet for you

>>21499123
FUCK YOU CALVIN YOU FLAMMING FAGGOT!

>>21498400

He's awake

>>21501524
Yeah yeah he's been awake

You're all watching Council be retards, right?

Considering the uh, experienced frenzy last time this close to writing up how to deal with coming in contact with high energy memetic agents

>>21501665
Yea, I hope Mori can be full retard power tomorrow too

>>21501665
Sorry Bae/Mumei wasn't doing it for me and I don't like being forced to watch 30 minute improv from 5 people it's a lot of energy to participate like that for 2.5 hours

>>21501703

>>21501835
No smothering!

>>21495180
nah it was RFY

Place your bets, deadbeats. Who's voicing Sana? My money's on green woman.

>>21502049
seems to be blue

>>21502049
I was gonna bet Green woman..but uhhhh.....

>>21502216
>>21502272
Kronii's attempt at mimicry has somehow awakened me

>>21502450
she's killing it

>>21499867
it is in aus

>>21502570
If she could do it without laughing this would be pretty close

>be Kronii imitating Sana
>"I broke both my hands and can't draw"
>"What isn't broken?"
>"I broke everything"
What a fucking savage

>>21502952
Holy fuck she's still going. I honestly can't tell if she's not self aware or what. Sana was audibly giggling in the background of the call until Kronii said this.

I kneel to the kronester

Is this bullying?

>>21503334
A little bit, yes, but even on the outside I feel like Sana's been bullshitting te group a bit

>>21503334
Nah, its just Clock woman asserting dominance as Ina's new #1 girl.

>>21503334
Sana deserves it, useless cunt. Maybe a little public shaming will make her get off her ass

>>21503495
Jesus Christ you're right

>>21498472
I'm gonna spread my C-man all over his insides

PREMIERING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs2Ns8u5Agg

>>21503334
It's bantz, Aussies do it all the time. I don't think Sana's gonna be that upset.

>>21503685
oh this is going to be the sadboy shit

>>21503685
AAAAA NOT NOW CALVIN, I'M WATCHING SANA GET BULLIED

>>21503685
NOW!? GODDAMN IT CALVIN

>>21503685
I hate Calvin

>>21503685
wish she put this at 8:55 when Kronii was done

>>21503685
I'll watch it later. I must continue watching the destruction of Sana

CALVIN IS GAY CANON
CANON HOMOSEXUAL

Can't contain her manlet fetish Damn it Mori

>>21503685
UNFORGIVABLE REFERENCES

KEK. She REALLY need to make a proper shitposting album.

Machinee..... Leanneee....

>>21503958
>>21503984
This is the most Lonely Island-esque of them all, gay jokes are a must

She made an an entire EP just to shitpost on april fools. We have to be the most spoiled fanbase now

She was very merciful with sadboys

Calvin may convince me to stop smoking

>>21504204
if we're not spoiled I don't know who is.

NOO NOT THE FUCKING MAYO

This whole thing has big The Lonely Island vibes

This is the cloud rap parody you guys were hoping for, right?

Idk where tf that quality came from but C-Man is 10/10 peak shitpost kino, seriously, good job Mori.

RATE THE SONG

TAKOEATS MENTION

>>21504251
Still one more song.

>>21504360
I kinda wanted her to shame the sadboys more. She was kind instead of mocking those abusing the disabled

>>21504407
Better than 2, lesser than 1

>>21504360
Bruh I am so fucking high right now and that entire song was a God damn "Do you know who I am" Karen type moment

>>21503986
The entire song is basically just this bit, incredibly based https://youtu.be/0dJu1Jj7VTw?t=50

>>21504407
C-man > My Reality > STREET FITE

>>21504360
this is more of a pink guy parody

>I would have called him kinda cute if he was just a bit shorter

>>21504509
Tomorrow you is going to wonder why you can't post

>>21504665

>My Reality is a massive Karen joke
Is this what they call Uno? Lmao

>>21504407
Unforgivable sequel/10

>>21504665
it's over for me

>>21504665
I want to fuck him so bad

>>21504676
Meidos get to see my entire post history before making a decision and they know I wanna hold hands with Calvin

These shitposts are going to impress the reacters, right?

>>21504886
I unironically hope Scru looks at the entire mixtape

>>21504886
I really want to see Scru react to these.

new one is easily the best so far, tons of great punchlines and just conceptually hilarious

>>21504886
I need to see them lose their shit upon the realization she's rapping about shooting cum at the wall and missing

>>21504407
CMan>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Reality>Fite

Absolutely no contest

>>21504996
Who is Scru?

Number 3 was basically a love letter to this one
https://youtu.be/gAYL5H46QnQ

>>21504546
holy fuck I forgot about this. Fucking ancient shit

>>21505114
I felt like C-man was more that one

>>21503685
Holy shit.

>>21505156
No that was this one
https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY

>>21505107
He reacts to rap and does some lyric analysis. He looked at a number oc Calli's and RM songs

>>21505107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thuCGhw6Lho
nigga deadbeat
PUT ANOTHA NICKEL IN THE JUKEBOX CHARLIE

>>21504407
I'd add it to my playlist

So ... Mori was hiding her power level the whole time? Because these bars are banger ...

I’m dying at the fact that she wrote over four minutes of lyrics about ordering a chicken sandwich and it’s actually good.

Thoughs?
https://files.catbox.moe/auc8r5.jpeg

>>21505574
10 years of bars saved up since ggk

>>21505515
J-rap debuff

>>21505690
Hand in front is a little big honestly

>>21504971
>>21504996
I want this and for him to not know it's a bit until deep into the song

>>21505574
Japanese electroswing rap sucks actually. She is emulating legitimate stuff now and it's instantly better.

>>21505690
head looks small

>>21498630
>MORI SON
It took me until this post to get it.

>>21506001
That's just like, your opinion, man
https://youtu.be/NDeL0PKdKVo

>>21506098
Gura...what kind of twisted lore did you create?

I'm gonna mating press brat Fauna.

>where my fuckin chicken sandwich at?
>start regretting my decision
>I don't want to get fat
Yeah you tell em, C-Man. I'm gonna listen to this shit on repeat while I eat my large oreo sonic blast and burger

>>21506273
stoppu

>>21506001
why do you think unalive was all different genres

Where's capslock anon?

>>21506599
Gotta adapt to the environment or else you might be ripped apart and eaten alive

C-MAN MENTION

C-man mention

I like how she just got Fauna to inadvertently say seamen on stream

>>21506708
oh don't be a fraidy cat

c-man the c-nig-ami

>>21506791
Consider a disguise

>>21506840
consider deez nuts

Fauna is surprisingly cute with Bae's model

I miss hip hop being genuinely funny.

>>21506840
disguises are fun but have a point. A masked man speaks the truth

>>21506831
SEA-man the SEAnig-ami

>>21506934
Do you feel on top?

>stream got moved back cause she’s still making the tracks
Lmao she’s really finishing them seconds before release. She’s already insane at writing lyrics fast, removing the cringe filter has allowed her to go even further beyond.

Jesus Christ.... Fauna is legitimately better at playing Bae's character than Bae is

>>21507115
You owe me

>>21507261
Great to hear, can't wait to see

>>21507261
nah these are too good to not be planned

>>21498400
He just needs some electro-swing!
>beats him with an electric guitar

>Fauna being Bae makes both automatically better
this hurts and makes me sad

>>21507440
We all owe each other, desu

>>21507507
I'm sure this drained Fauna's energy by a week

>>21507542
I owe you more. And that's true.

>>21507594
don't say that

>>21507594
>tfw Fauna will never be this good on her own channel

Really loving this Calvin arc

>>21507471
Myth or Treat was pretty great for a shitpost Halloween song and she did that in a drunken stupor in a single night. I can believe she’s spending even less time on these.

>>21507625
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

so much to say, yeah

>>21507727
it took far more than that to record and edit though. This isn't being done right now

>>21507807
I think Ame supervised that side of it though

Here's an Essay on Mori Love.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P3cTaTtJmxDR7HQUnc4B-I9jnY_CxQAuG2P4csyfafg/edit?usp=sharing

>>21507760
When this is over, this being all of everything, live without regret, without shame, without fear

>>21505273
I wonder if she'll parody "I'm on a boat" next, just going through the most popular lonely island songs.

>>21507645
She'd end up destroying her voice and we'd get no more ASMR...

>>21507915
>it's real
What the fuck, anon

>>21507915
Has this Whori

>>21507920
I promise I will be the Terror

Any guesses?
https://youtu.be/r12ApuXBpPM

>>21508133
Just be yourself. Be satisfied with what you could do.

>>21507915
I've wanted to read the full thing for a while, but I don't have the voice for it. I'm not a seanigger but I sound like a faggot and not even a hot one.

>>21508175
look at the shadow. it's mlp

>>21508175
Based on the thumbnail, I can only assume Gura will unbirth Smol Myth on stream

>>21508175
everyones gonna team up and kill the big goomber

>>21508212
Still alive, stop being silly and let's continue living

>>21508225
It's Gura's hoodie

>>21508287
Oh I can't die. To endure is what I am. And I could use more silly. I am too serious with effort and regret.

>>21508225
Would they even be allowed to do that? Isn't Hasbro really protective of the brand or something.

Gura babysitting smol myth and needing to play the mature one

>>21508225
Wouldn't half the board be banned for discussing this stream? Will meidos make an exception?

>>21508225
bro where the fuck are you seeing any ponies

>>21508481
I know what I'd do, revel in how many bans I'd get to hand out

>>21508387
It's admirable, you know. The determination you don't see is fueled by it

>>21508515
in the reflection of Gura's shadow

>>21508576
The fruit of labor is admirable. Determination alone is toil. Help for me can only be attained by helping others.

>>21508515
The retard thinks her hood fins are ears

>>21508578
that's the oh nyo face

>>21508731
I want to believe I can grow a beautiful and living tree

Yes I enjoyed C-Man's mixtape minus Street FITE how could you tell?

>>21505690
Perspective is a bit off but I'd down that dick in a heartbeat.

>>21509004
Nice

>>21508907
Then it's all where you are planted. Well rooted is the tree planted by the water.

>>21509147
Yeah, I see a calmer river these days, are you entertained with this exchange? Maybe not entertained, but you didn't fight against the wind to stay here?

>>21508481
I've never been banned for global 15 before, so I guess if I wanted to add to my collection that stream would be it

Some of you are being more chuuni than usual today.

Stop it.

I'm just realizing that C-MAN actually has multiple facial expressions. Every song on the EP has a different one.

>>21509456
A tree that experiences no wind never develops the drive to stand tall. Metaphors never dry up for me.

>>21509523
No

Howdy

>Walk up to the register
>Find myself in front of a teenage boy
>So I lower my glasses and stare as long as I can
>I'd call him kinda cute if he was just a bit shorter
I wish that was me at the cash register
https://youtu.be/Cs2Ns8u5Agg?t=25

>>21509736
I'm excited to let the wind carry me again

>Ame just genderbent herself too
KEK. I hope the rest of myth follows suit.

>>21509752
Howdy

>>21509878
Then all is well. Don't fly too close to the sun now. Excitement is not pride, and there will be those who accuse you of the latter.

>>21509752
howdy there sheriff

>>21509887
Kiara is doing the Marine route and going Granny mode

>>21509887
>>21510282
Here's the thing though. Are they gonna keep this up into the collab or will the collab be something else entirely?

>>21510532
The collab seems to be something else from the thumbnail, but who knows.

>>21510532
I think the collab will be something different but who am I to say

just saw Sana's VOD this shit is kino

>>21504204
>Entire new album
>Featured in songs from Susei and AmaLee
>Entire shitpost album
>Still long streams almost everyday
>Roommate doing a lot of stuff
>Vocal coaching
>Collab prepping
>People still say she hates Hololive and is lazy

>>21511126
Kronii doing Sana and Fauna doing Bae have been amazing. Bae doing Mumei was meh and Mumei doing IRyS was.... an attempt?

>>21511126
Yeah they've been great but honestly do yourself a favor and don't even bother watching the IRyS stream.

>>21511265
Yeah, I really don't know how she's so good at causing seethe.

>>21511265
>AmaLee
Link?

>>21511265
She needs to slim down first.that's when most of the bandwagoning antis shuts up.

Yeah I'm surprised mooms dropped the ball so hard, she's honestly my fav on council but that was a solid miss

>>21511265
the roommate stuff seemed to be what really triggers people, but sure they would find other reasons.

>>21511419
Because she made the mistake of responding and showing it can get to her once

>>21511335
I think Mumei might have been suffering from technical issues more than anything with her voice costantly cutting out

>>21511431
It's going to be on AmaLee's debut album but it's on hiatus right now but here's the announcement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Buj-aftJoZ0

>>21511544
She was hiding her power level

>>21511479
oh please that's such a lame thing to troll about. People like when things go according to expectations and Mori doesn't do expectations

>>21511498
She was hiding her power level

>>21511703
I'm surprised you even still have expectations for the quality of trolling on this of all basket weaving websites

I hope IRyS voices Kronii, that would be fucking funny

>>21511335
>my hands are broken
>what isn't broken Sana
fuck me dead kek

>>21511265
Just remember, she, you, I, >we, know(s) the truth. And she is letting herself hear more compliments and not immediately write them off. Little mistakes and hiccups here or there, but overall a lot of progress. Ya love to see it, real idol-type shit.

>>21511544
And despite that, it is them who continue to utterly embarrass themselves. Only downside is that they have no shame but at least the most erratic shitposterd have been getting what they deserve lately.

>>21511479
I hope that comes along with plans for more 3D, her being able to go nuts like she does for 2 hours would be crazy

>>21511703
Not only is it lame, but it's also off topic. They can't even find enough to criticize about her so they go after the rm.

>>21511821
I'm just here for the reaction images.

>>21511692
>>21511811
What the fuck?

>>21511498
What the fuck is she really supposed to say to impersonate Irys honestly? I think everyone’s blowing it out of proportion really.

>>21511821
I mean expectations of Mori/everything. She doesn't act like the JP girls so she's a problem. She doesn't act like she did day 1 so it's a problem. Expectations being subverted make people angry. They want same.
I don't but that's me.

>>21511498
Yeah, I'm membered to only two girls. Mori and Mooms. But that was just painful

>>21511963
>Obese men making fun of slightly overweight girls

It's been the tale as old as time.

>>21511695
WAIT

>>21511975
hey cheers I'll drink to that

>>21511963
legitimate criticisms get stale, overblown anger can be burned forever

>>21511670
Any update from AmaLee on this?

I checked twitter but didn't see anything besides "sorry it's delayed."

>>21511361
Acting like I didn't just pee for this

>>21512240
Not any I can find but haven't really done too much searching. Probably just conflict with timing and stuff but I'm looking forward to it.

>>21512173
are you really surprised?

Be careful when interacting with high energy memetic agents!

>>21512846
don't they glow bioluminescent when obscured by the darkness?

>>21511963
I would go after her too...with flowers in one hand and a ring in the other. <3

>>21513184
Right you are, buddy boy!

>>21511498
What even happened that people are upset about. Haven't seen anything anywhere besides this comment and a few others spread around.

>>21513184
>>21513302

>>21513318
Nothing. Basically that. Everyone else did a bit and tried to play around as the character, Mumei said HIRyS a few times and stuttered and ended the stream.

>>21511479
You’d think they’d know about rm stuff to know that’s just bogus. And I don’t think they’re smart enough to try and take advantage of the complex’s women often give themselves about their weight

I fully believe that Mori is going to go into a full fitness arc soon and get abs. I will look forward to the zumba, yoga, and ring fit streams all in 3D

Reapers glow in the dark, run em over with your car

>>21513662
If Mori gets abs I'm gonna die instantly

>>21513318
>Moom didn't do great at larping as IRyS
>IRyStocrats are the worst fanbase on this board
>IRyStocrats get mad at moom
>/hlgg/ and /who/ get flooded with anti moom posts

>>21513646
antis don't spend the effort to learn. They threadread and echo stuff disproven long ago.

>>21513668
Only the eyes though

>>21513662
abs on a woman almost require steroids. Life is unfair. Minimum of 7+ hours working out a week.

>>21513662
>everything opening up more and more
>beach season coming up
I’d be surprised if she didn’t try and seriously get fit. Though from my understanding you gotta travel quite a bit from Tokyo to get to Japan’s good beaches, which depending on her schedule she wouldn’t even have the time for that don’t bring it up of the Hall Monitor’s will get you

>>21513833
don't forget Mooms has an eggspammer just like Kiara

>>21513662
dancing lessons will alone do much. Though she needs to eat more vegetables.

>>21514052
Ill be happy if she trims down to her old size, speaking from experience even just drinking regularly and not getting enough exercise can sadly pack on some pounds before you even notice

>>21514105
Does she? Until the last stream I felt like Moom is either loved or ignored

>>21513662
>suddenly remember she said she wanted to do sexy yoga

>>21513662
if enough people make fun of her lack of fitness and health, she will prove them wrong with the power of autism

>>21514316
dude the anti fauna/Mumei spammer is as bad as Kiara's

>>21498057
why are you gay?

>>21514548
I want to have SEX I want to FUCK Calvin FUCK his tight pink little twink asshole I bet his cock is unironically huge

>>21514254
Have you ever heard of starving on a full stomach? Apparently it’s a big risk of hunting game food like squirrels, especial in survival scenarios, where they’re too lean don’t have the necessary fatty acids to break down the protein in the meat, so despite having a full stomach you’ll eventually starve as your body depletes it’s own reserves until you have nothing left. That whole explanation was just to say perhaps a high protein low fat diet ration could help shed some pounds if anyone is interested.

>>21514548
we all out here blasting c-man, dawg

>>21514750
what the fuck man. That's the creepiest diet suggestion there ever was

>>21513833
lmao wtf

Sana as Fauna was actually a lot better than I expected

>>21514924
Going by her debut, Sana knows how to shitpost.

This EP really reminds me of Pink Guy, you think that's intentional all things considered?

Would you fuck:
>Male Calvin body with Mori's normal voice
or
>Mori's female body with male Calvin's voice

Which is it, deadbeats?

>>21514101
Her roommate mentioned she was going to go/is going back to the gym, Japan just went crazy with quarantine and every gym was locked down.

>>21514548
>>not wanting to blast c-men in the C-Man's bussy

>>21514924
the mukbang ASMR was honestly hilarious i genuinely didn't expect it

>>21515012
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch is hot. Dick and balls are gay. The choice is obvious

>>21514338
She also bought Ring Fit.

>>21514924
Shitposting Sana is peak Sana.

>>21514984
C-Man reminds me of Pink Guy/Filthy Frank. My Reality is more of a Lonely Island vibes as other anons have said.

>>21515012
I want Male Calvin to fuck me with Mori's normal voice.

>>21515172
Most based thing I've seen on this board,

>>21514886
High Protein/Low Fat diets have been around since forever, but I never understood how it worked until I learned about starving on a full stomach. I think the explanation is a good attention grabber.

>>21514924
She's not even trying with the voice but she has the confidence and shitpost knowledge to keep things rolling

>>21515167

>stream was pushed back to 1AM her time on April 2nd
>April Fool's will be over by then
>Stream will be Mori coming back and reacting to Calvin's shit

>>21515585
Anon doesn't know how time zones work.

Oh no, KroniRyS is hot!

I want the C-man to fill me with C-man so bad bros...

alright we're getting a little gay here

>>21515773
It is currently 12:35PM in Japan (April 1st). The stream starts in 12 and a half hours, which would put the stream start at 1AM (April 2nd).
No, you're just retarded

>>21516169
Not gay enough

>>21516307
The Holomyth collab is still happening on April 1st for a majority of the members.

IRyS please I can't jack off now don't make me this aroused

>>21516725
anon.....

>>21516045
Same...

>>21504665
>be 5'8"
> way too short for real women
> way too tall for Calvin/Calli

why even live?

>Yung Shinigami is similar to Yung Skelly
>SEA-man
This is a direct response towards her anti. I will not take my medication.

>>21516942
Sounds like a perfect time to start watching HoloStars, anon

>I woulda called him kinda cute if he was just a bit shorter
THIS BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>21499276
Uwaah, nice whispers

>>21515170
Yeah, I was more thinking of C-man and parts of the parts of Street Fite where things are layered to just reduce them to being sound. But, you know, Pink Woman... Pink Guy... Just saying.

>>21516169
a start

>>21517754
Please Stop Calling Me Gay sounds like a song Calvin could do a cover of and be weirdly in character with Mori getting weirdly defensive about her opinions sometimes lmao

>>21514338
i need a link and timestamp if I'm going to get any sleep tonight

>>21514338
With Marine no less. Maybe bring Friend too cause of that confession lmao.

>>21514435
literally the only thing I ever hear on /vt/ about Mumei is Mumei's Legion. Ave

>>21518774
She should do belly dancing with Aki.

>>21518869
That would be RoseBonebros collab.

Alright ranking the council streams by the channel
Kronii > Sana > Bae > IRyS > Fauna > Mumei

Okay I was kinda meh on the first two C-man songs but My Reality had me in tears

sisbeats I don't think I'll make it tonight

>>21519335
Same. It was a relatable adventure in buying fast food

>Armando Watson
He looks like a shota with a mustache.

>>21519200
Fauna as Bae was my favorite, though I may be a bit biased.

>>21519713
watson is shortest myth

>>21519921
goober...

>>21519200 (me)
>say it will be by channel
>fuck it up
I meant to swap IRyS and Mumei's channels. Mumei was the weakest impersonator of the night. still love you mooms

>>21520013
RM is taller than model and Ame

How is Calvin so much better than any other male vtuber

>>21520187
He's based.

>>21519713
Looks and sounds like a shota Hulk Hogan

>>21520187
the secret is embracing the corniness and cringe

>>21520187
I dunno man, have you seen this Armando Watson guy?

>>21507915
>It's not a joke
wtf dude

>>21520637
LITTLEBALDSOLDIERBROS

>>21520187
Most actual male vtubers pander to the fujo audience. Mori's already established audience isn't fujos so Calvin doesn't have to pander.

CALVIN MENTION

>>21520094
Even if true I refuse to belive.

T3 beat here. calvin >>>>> mori

>>21520445
it really is, these soundcloud rapper tracks are so real in their fakeness that they wrap around to being more realistic than reality

>>21520839
That's why Stars are based. Well, most of them.

>>21521191
T6 beat here Mori sex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Calvin

>>21521245
I might be mishearing but I think My Reality ends with Calvin announcing his intention to sue the fast food joint in small claims court, which is the perfect cap for the whole Asshole SoundCloud Rapper with No Clout joke

Rrat: Calvin and Armando are fucking.

>>21521494
Bro you kidding? Him and Hayko, 100%. The C-man got all up in that and gave Hayko the mating press.

>>21521481
Yeah that's how it ends. The whole thing is hilarious.

>>21498057
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="26" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7b4acfbf_trollface.png">
Cringe

>>21521584
Aren't C-MAN and Hayko related? They have the same mama and everything.

>>21521683
MOOT

>>21521708
Brooooo, nah, nah... It ain't like that.

I want Calvin to crash the karaoke with his last track.

No cap Calvin gotta sample some Armondo guitar and his next banger fr fr

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Mori stinky

>>21521494
Calvin fuckin wishes he could smash that 15 year old ash ketchum bussy

I love Wicked but wish their parts weren't so distinctly separated. Their voices work really well together and some actual duet portions together would be amazing

>>21521245
The fake is of far greater value. In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing.

>>21518628
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E4-EqNe_w88&

She talks about something called "Hot Yoga" which is yoga in a high temperature environment that helps to loosen your muscles and burn calories fast.

>>21522635
>She talks about something called "Hot Yoga" which is yoga in a high temperature environment that helps you get really sweaty and wet to loosen your pussy and cum hard
FTFY.

>>21522890
How hard?

>>21522528
I get it Mr. Baudrillard

>Screams at minimum wage workers
>Assaults a manager
>Brags about it in song
Callioc*cks, THESE is your Oshi? Kek, you battered housewives really don’t have any standard

Mori should pull a Lil Ugly Mane and just always pitch down her voice when rapping

>>21523942
AND I STILL WISH THAT WAS ME AT THE CASH REGISTER
>Gets called kinda cute
>Gets to interact with C-MAN
>All while fucking up his job and getting paid
and not including
>A LONG STARE WITHOUT THE GLASSES ON
EEEEEEK

jrap >>> american rap

>>21522890
Interestingly I was reading into it some more and that kinda doesn't sound far off.

Some people say they get almost addicted to the rush from it and describe feeling an afterglow effect once they're done.

Howdy

>>21523942
Nah man there's a reason Mori keeps his ass locked up in the attic like a deformed relative. Dude also hangs with Haykos who I think everyone agrees is a guy who sucks.

>>21525576
>thinking Hayko sucks

Idiot.

>>21523942
You joke, but going through some of the qrts of the Calvin tracks and a worrying number people legit don’t get they’re supposed to be shitposts. You’d think people would know how to look at a calendar.

>>21524421
ok Mori

>>21525837
>implying that the people getting offended over a shitpost song about semen understand timezones and care enough to know she lives in Japan.

Man I can't believe some people are hating on the C-man. Like some people think it's all tasteless or bitter but I gotten disagree he's really sweet once you suck his dick a few times.

>>21526232
They are black, I don't expect them to understand much honestly

I've finished putting together the images for the book. Check it out here https://litter.catbox.moe/bgddg1.pdf
Please let me know if you're happy with where your submission is placed or any changes you'd think would improve this. I'm gonna wait one more day before trying to send this in to cover.

>>21525737
>thinking Hayko sucks
Yeah, me

>>21523769
not sure what this quote is but i read it in slavoj zizeks voice and added some sniffs and had a great time

>>21527109
Thish too, ish ideology

>>21527109
Imagine listening to enough of Slavoj Zizek to habitually read bullshit in his voice

https://twitter.com/rei_17/status/1509755874188804097
>dadshit
I wish to kill Mori's pet artist

Wicked is so fucking good.

>>21527643
Sorry homie, it's over. She likes the dadshit now.

>>21527530
idk man I kinda want to hear Zizek go off at length about vtubers now. Ah yesh, ze vtubersh. Animated avatarsh represhentative *sneerrrf* of ze alienashun of late shtage capitalishm.

>>21527758
I refuse to believe it's genuine. She's been doing a lot of fucking pandering this March and her actually playing into dadshit is retarded and/or nauseating.

>>21527902
Shit, I would member zizek's chuuba channel.

>>21527758
>likes
She tolerates it anon. What she said on the 2mil stream was basically saying that she loves her fans and if they like it then she "likes" it. Which has literally been her attitude for a while

>>21527727
Thanks for reminding me about this. With all the April Fools stuff and there not being a good upload of the single yet, I forgot about the concert. The proper mixed version of Wicked sounds pretty nice

>>21527530
imagine not. everything he says is a stitch

Whori love!

>>21527966
Yeah its kind of weird she panders as much as she has recently.

Might be an effort to get greynames to stick around through the break/hiatus even though that is a fool's effort

>>21527530
I saw the word ideology in brackets and it happened reflexively, but I don't regret it

>>21528145
Here's the timestamp:
https://youtu.be/1TrQUHsqd4Y?t=2129
Pretty blatantly more than just her usual "do what makes you happy"

>>21528412
Ve are all posshums eating from ze dumpshter of ideology.

>>21527643
I forgive, because it's April fool's

>>21527727
it's a j-pop song

chumbud here, I kneel to c-man and the mixtape
that fucking chicken sandwich song

>>21484876
Anon, I am kindly asking you for your assistance. Can you please lend me your reality bending powers to make HimeMori a reality ?

>>21529225
Mori is somehow a fucking master at writing shitpost songs. Every single one she's released is top tier including guh and HUGE W.