/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love fucking this bear!

I want to put my nose in bea's vagina

>>21475417
ok Pinocchio

>>21475258
literally who?

dad love and sex

>>21475417
God imagine the SNIFF

Maybe we're the real targets of the momo april fool's prank and she won't exist

I love this fucking bear!

>>21476872
Me too

What's the stream about?

>>21479136
Me doing your mom.

I hate her stupid face so fucking much

>>21479369
Yeah Luna sucks

>>21479369
Do not desecrate the baby with your shit opinions

yah

>>21479369
5 years from now there will be only baby vtubers

what was bea's april fools funny

Baby vtubers suck. They're always crying and shitting their pants.

>>21482584
The japanese don't celebrate april fools

>>21482584
Bea is already a joke in itself

>>21482619

>>21482649
What about the Chinese?

>>21482649
they're not germans

>>21482775
That's not relevant because she's NOT chinese

>>21482649

>>21483524
Whatever, Chisato Zhang

Last night was fantastic. Love you, dads. Remember, what happens under the bridge stays under the bridge. Don't kiss and tell.

Eurodads... you ARE going to stay awake and watch Bea's April Fools' stream, right?

>>21484323
Sic semper tyrannis my sweet honey angel

>>21484747
I'm going to protest the increasingly late streams by staying awake but not watching the stream

>realize I've gone through about 3.5 L of liquor this month
Maybe I should tone it down a bit

>>21485039
Make sure to say this on Twitter and Discord as well

>>21485070
Same but more. It's been out of control recently so I need to stop for awhile.

>>21485070
>>21485192
I want to encourage you to back off when you feel that "maybe" feeling, rather than do what I did and wait until you fuck up.
I've always been a moderate drinker, but consistent. My job went to shit in the pandemic, a family member died, and I began gradually to drink more per day over 2020 and into 2021. I realized it in July of last year, but I struggled to back off the habit until late October when I wound up threatening the life of my best friend. One of my only friends.
I know this is /yah/ and not /blog/, but I wish I had found a way to dial it back when I "knew" I should try to back in July. I want to help anyone I can avoid the shit I caused for myself and others.

Bea is cute and funny and makes me smile.

>>21484747
I'm NEET so yes I will

Anyone have a crying/sad Bea screengrab?

>>21484747
Yes but only because it's a special stream. For all the other ones I'm just sleeping through them like i did yesterday.

when's the graduation

>>21487238
After yours

>Open random 2view stream
>I see a dad in the chat
>Close stream
FUCK I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH

>>21487461
Not all dads are unfaithful

>>21487461
I see dads everywhere all the time. That's why I'm considering making another YouTube account. I can't act like a creep faggot anywhere because of the non-schizo reputation i have built as a fan of bea

>>21488178
It's pretty funny, I can count the number of times I've seen Dads outside a Bea/Dad stream on one hand. Our interests don't overlap at all.
I sometimes wonder how the hell I ended up here in the first place.

>>21488382
make your own list
https://tiermaker.com/create/beatani-and-her-dads-moms-brothers-sisters-and-friends-1277910

>>21488459
Of what? The Dads I've seen? Only one of them is on the list.

>>21485070
Lightweight, I think I drank 20. I'm gonna die

>>21489344
lol

>>21489344
Pretty funny

Sent from my Xiaomi - M1908C3JGG

>>21488459
greyCHADS can't stop winning

>>21489344
honesty her talking about japanese culture is pretty big part of her brand when you think about it

IN DAPAN WEEEE

>>21490844
stfu you rice eating sake drinking mochi addicted polar bear

I want to tenderly rape Beatani and have beautiful hafu children with her. 2 girls and 1 boy. We also should adopt a dog (shiba inu of course) and buy a small machiya house just outside of Kyoto, the first floor will be a bakery. I will still work as an engineer remotely because Bea is too high maintenance and the bakery profits and her superchats will not be enough to keep up with her amazon shopping sprees.

DADS YOUR DAUGHTER IS ON THE TV!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!

>>21485039
Still here, tired, and NOT watching. Please let me know what's happening.

Today she will discuss the current geopolitical climate of Ukraine as evidenced by her Blue and yellow thumbnail

gunai…

Beatani (27)

kino's back on the menu, boys

>Chihiro and Beatani lore

I love this baer!

>小石は小石チョコの模造品
Rocks are fake chocolate rocks
>食べてもまずいだけの劣化コピー
An inferior copy that just tastes disgusting
>君にだけには
The side of me that
>見せてあげる僕のあべこべ
I will only show to you
>小石は小石チョコの模造品
Rocks are fake chocolate rocks
>背中合わせの
A back to back
>ロンリーローリン論理
Lonely rolling logic
>鏡の世界から
The truth peeking
>覗いたホントは
Through the mirror world
>ウソなの
Is a lie

RATE IT

r-rate the stream?

Bea's in the thread right now.

>>21494142
>>21494168
where's the chocolate? / 10

dads... ?

>>21494168
>>21494142
Reclining thread don't even bother rating

>>21494142
>>21494168
very cool / 10
watching dad reactions for a while will be great

you made the decision for bea to become normal again.
You graduated bea by choosing chihiro.

>>21494142
10/10 graduation.
You never saw it coming
I love that Bea's gotten into doing VNs now.
I love my creative bear daughter

>>21494142
>>21494168
kino kino kino
but what does this mean going forward...?

EL CREATIVIDAD

loredads get on this asap

>>21494142
Kino/10 la creativibear

Bea, deciding she wouldn't be outdone, makes her own visual novel

>>21494285
Would be funny if she never streamed again

she deleted all her upcoming streams

>>21494142
>>21494168
what the fuck did we just do/10

>>21494299
Bea graduated since we chose Chihiro over her.

i will go and try to be funny on discord sorry thread dads

>>21494334
Her twitter is gone too...

>>21493751
なるほど

>>21494334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha8p28vkmt8

>>21494334
fuck you, you made me check

>>21494285
I will miss her but I hope she will be happy

dads we didn't get any choco...

>>21494401
We're talking about Chihiro, foolish dad

>ISREAL
SHE ACTUALLY GRADUATED BECAUSE OF OUR CHOICES

Did she kick me from the discord??
Its gone

>>21494142
>>21494168
10/10
still processing what just happened

>what you choose will become true
The balls on this bear, she'd throw it all away for a cool idea. I kneel and goodbye forever.

>>21494142
we choose wrong again.../10

She even told us to pick beatani but we didn't

>>21493751
did we choose to see the truth peeking through the mirror world?

bea will start doing facecam streams now

>>21494562
Dads can't help but touch anything they see on the ground incase that's what "grass" is

>>21494614
Specifically without her glasses

>>21494285
I WANT GO BACK TO XP HILL AND STAY THERE FOR ETERNITY

>>21494623
dads had like 3 chances to pick bea and they picked chihiro every time

>>21494623
It was a bright shiny object. It's unfair to expect us not to touch it. It's like if you give us a big red shiny button and tell us not to touch it. It's already been pressed the second you gave it to us.

>>21494623
This. Years of RPG gaming have trained me to collect every random bit of garbage in case it is actually useful later...

>>21494666
The obviously correct choice

God I hope we didn't guck up royally...

Does she really do all this stuff by herself? How does she have the time if she lies in bed all the time?

Chihiro dads, now's our time

>>21494666
Dads are smart like that

>>21494826
>he believed she lies in bed all the time
She just says this to be relatable dad
Chisato is a productive and very active member of society

>>21494826
Lying in bed doesn't mean you can't use a laptop. It's not good for your neck but that doesn't mean you can't use one like that.

what are vns for this feel?

>>21494891
Bea does more than she lets on but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
>>21494908
I think she uses a futon so it's hard mode.

>>21494962
The writing sounded a bit familiar from somewhere

>>21494872
Do you think she's mad at us for choosing her bitch sister over her?

Chihiro Arc incoming???!

>boring meals and mindless routine at the start
>always assumes there's just one choice for breakfast to avoid having to worry
>decides to go out and buy strawberry jam and bread at the end
I think it's a good end tabun maybe...? but what does it mean by bea being the reflection of chihiro in the broken puddle? why did the ribbon not want her to touch it?

>>21494962
saya no uta

>>21495116
A little salty tabun maybe but sasuga dads

>>21494962
This dialogue is essentially yuuji from grisaia, although he's obviously not a wageslave

>>21495218
>I think it's a good end tabun maybe
For her, but beatani is never coming back

>>21494666
Of course, Satan.

we made the right choice dads? we freed bea from the xp hill but it was the right thing to do?

>>21494962
Cross Channel.

Also, her avatar really was reversed because she's Chihiro. Bravo Bea!

>>21495218
I like the idea of Beatani influencing Chihiro personality in real life

also could it be the case that Chihiro trapped Bearani on XP hill accidentally and isn't aware of the situation?
many things to think about
maybe Beatani is just Chihiro personality fragment that self-actualised

>>21495514
She's a tulpa for sure

I'm impressed that Bea thought this stream was so out there she didn't tweet it or post it on Reddit. Only true dads can appreciate such a stream.

>>21495485
Nothing ever ends, dad

>>21495667
Reddit dads should kill themselves

>>21495485
We are also free now. Let's go find ourselves happy families and such.

>>21495139
Damn, those Irisu Syndrome vibes.

controversial opinion but I like Beatani and not her "sister"
Beatan description of Chihiro doesn't portray her as a nice person, but I guess that one time she made us food was nice

>>21495667
I don't think it would've been that bad stream to advertise because it showed she does unique content.

>she assumed she had this dream frequently
>beatani was inside the mirror
>chihiro wakes up in like always and continues her life
It's interesting and I liked these ideas a lot, but then reading the same old doomposting gave me a headache

>>21495667
I thought it was going to be Momo's debut since Bea said that was meant to be an April fools thing. It's also what I thought the joke graduation was for. A fake graduation to debut as Momo and then promptly murder rape the kemoshota and reclaim her place a day later or something.

>>21495836
Let's make one

Her past streams are being deleted?? Not a joke.

>>21495910
Chihiro sounds really cool in that cool older sister who's a little dangerous kind of way. She's punk rock while Bea is eating strawberries and drawing with crayons.

>>21495218
The ribbon was an ancient device used to keep bea's spirit locked away in xp hill. When chihiro put it on she got slowly corrupted by bea. The ribbon tried to warn her not to touch the puddle since it was a glitch that would free bea from xp hill. But bea convinced chihiro that it would be boring to stay in xp hill so she went through the puddle. In the grey world chihiro still has the ribbon containing bea and she instinctively puts it on thus dooming herself and quite possibly the world.

>>21496157
>isreal

>>21496157
It's over

>>21496157
nice me-

>>21496157
They're privated for now, but what!?

Rushia's videos are gone the same day. Coincidence?

Resistance dads, we won but at what cost?

it's very specifically only the last ~2 months of videos which makes me more curious than anything else

>annibearsary VOD is privated
FUCK

>>21496629
Maybe Chihiro will remember that dream one day and smile

>>21496508
She was going to delete them all, but she didn't have the heart to delete the discord funeral vod so she gave up

>>21496662
Strong rrat

I need the very best dad theories on what's going on. Why this specific range of videos? If most return after tomorrow which ones won't? Why?

>>21495514
I felt that bea being a reflection of chihiro was obvious from the start rather than being a literal sister, I guess I'm just hung up on the puddle being broken.

Let's prank her back

>>21496782
maybe just got limited by YT thinking it was a bot/spam/etc. and gave up because mendokusai and also it scared dads enough anyway

>>21496782
It's just a delay. They're all gone now.

>>21496861
>only videos left are #2 and #3
What does it MEAN

I thought you guys were kidding

>>21496861
except #1 and #3 (#2's gone for whatever reason)
I don't think she ever made a #4, this was #5

>>21496948
>>21496951
>>21496957
I see this

>>21496861
Except for #1-#3. ARG time, baby! Creative daughter.

>>21497019
>she planned this a year ago

Where were you on the day of the final yab?

rrat time lads
>april fools prank
>stealth graduation under the guise of an april fools prank
>full-on ARG
>something else?

>>21497104
A mix of one and three with the possibility of two if we can't solve it in time.

I guess I should get around to uploading those songs from the 7k...
Don't worry dads, you can always relax to the playlist. I won't make it private and delete my channel, promise
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQkLva7llv3KUVjyMT7mZsU_Ln_Zh4DRy

>escapes xp hill
>becomes irl streamer
let's go!

fuck me, I remembered the fucking dirty dog, I hope this is a joke.

new oil balon post

You chose this dads. Witness the chaos you created.

>>21497220
I can't imagine she'd fight off dirty dog just to make a VN and bounce anyway this is only partially cope

>>21497104
>>stealth graduation under the guise of an april fools prank
Probably this. It was pretty obvious which choices dads were going to pick, so she's just using this as an interesting way to graduate.

>>21494962
SubaHibi

>>21497189
Thanks, you're a real one dad.

>>21497104
First and fourth

>>21497234
Post here?

>>21497104
>something else
chihiro arc. bea escaped xp hill and this means that chihiro has embraced "beatani" and will no longer live a miserable boring life out of fear of choosing incorrectly and losing out on the other possibilities

>>21497234
>>21497363
fake

We kind of asked for this yesterday, do you regret asking for it?

>>21497449
I regret every choice in my life now

>>21496157
she literally did this to 40~ people who watched live
none of her other fans will know what the fuck is happening when they wake up

>https://youtu.be/-pHtMED8RN8?t=684
>https://files.catbox.moe/8ha36q.png
I hope this helps you

>>21497524
They saw the graduation stream and now they'll see her videos gone. She's done for.

Bea's just sitting at her XP hill job enjoying how confused and freaked out her dads must be.

>>21495514
This post is smelly

>>21497524
LBS chama....

>>21497565
naruhodo wakarimashita

>>21497073
>it's over
where's the rope

>>21497565
Who's dream are we in, dads or chihiro's?

>>21497785
Chihiro's from her POV

>>21497019
These were the three videos up on her page before she started Beatani.

I don't like this guys...

>didn't have the heart to delete the Discord
She's a Discord exclusive vtuber now.

well at least she didn't nuke her twitter again (yet)

>>21497751
Hurry, there's still time!

>>21497622
I'm sure she's enjoying every second of this.

>>21497843
>These were the three videos up on her page before she started Beatani.
I distinctly remember #2 or 3 going live in the middle of a stream and her brushing it off when people asked wtf it was

>>21497843
2 and 3 were scheduled to pubish while she was streaming as Beatani

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yntDx4Y4baw

>>21497886
Remember when someone asked about #4 and she acted like the dad was retarded?

>>21497843
only the first one
check the upload time

BEATANI THIS ISN'T FUNNY
I'M AM GONCERNING
please give us a sign...

>>21498091
If she were serious, she'd cancel memberships and you'd get an email about it.

Just so you know-- the stream from tonight is still set to unlisted.
If you are a late dad, you should watch it before it is actually gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYbe4kkktzk

>>21498091

I just got out of work. What happened?

>>21498128
dyrbi?

>>21498164
I watched it and I still don't know

>>21498091
I'm not goncerning but the bad memories of dirty dog (combined with the reminder that when she does fuck off for good it's very much gonna be a "fuck off" and not something with even this much closure) are making me feel a little bad

>>21498164
She escaped...

>>21497944
1 2 3 5

>>21498175
Yes. I don't think she would just leave it up to siphon money without putting anything out in return.

>>21498279
Interesting

>>21498279
where is #4

>>21498164
we bullied her into deleting all her content

I had no fireball candies during this stream

>>21498397
#4 was the bad ending, we got the good ending #5 instead

I'm not smart enough to figure this out
good luck dads

>>21498426
I hope you get the chance to finish them.

Who do you think wrote the english translation? Because it couldn't have been her.

>>21498164
bea "escaped" tabun maybe
>>21498397
it was the chihiro reveal stream

>>21495285
>>21495498
>>21497304
>>21497565
thanks dads, gonna check those out

>>21498279
>>21498397
Oh no no

>>21498498
I was thinking it was really nicely done.

>>21498498
DeepL?

>>21498498
Me

>>21498591
Good memory. I think you might have something.

>>21498591
Just how smart is she?

>>21498498
Nuuta

what the hell do we turn into chocolate?

as an archivedad consider me spooked

>>21498875
No, bea will

>>21498875
fake chocolate rocks

>>21498875
It's a reference to these lyrics >>21493751

>>21498875
Bea turned into chocolate

>>21498498
DeepL, it tends to repeat sentences like this

>>21498694
That was only her introduction thread here

what's the shitcord reaction
I'm curious, but not enough to join

>>21499086
doomposting and graduation rrats

>>21499086
Dads overreacting, hamming it up and gayposting

>when you realize your breakfast choice is collapsing quantum waveforms and influencing the entire universe in some imperceptible but nonetheless real way

>>21499084
Sex writes most of the new material

>>21499086
Bea is in there with them and they're all laughing at the thread users getting trolled.

>>21499086
>https://102716.xyz/

>>21499231
bear was high IQ genius all along

I want my daughter back...

>>21499231
broccoli eaters everyone

At least we can play some Minecraft together

good thing c3 has two whole videos I can watch on loop until bea returns

>>21499740
My wife...

Bea Doko?

>>21500096
It's the teeth that do it for me

>>21500152

how long do we have to wait to find out what happened?

>>21500240
24h minimum

>>21500240
April 2nd in Japan or maybe never

>>21500240
Tomorrow probably when she returns to stream again. She'll insult us for picking her bitch sister and then play Yakuza tabun maybe.

>7.43K subscribers
>3 videos
You love to see it

Bea is literally the only person that can make me question if I'm being fucked with or not on April Fools Day
when she comes back she's gonna need some serious correction

>>21500235
if this happens I will cough on the puerto rican whore and it will probably kill her.

Bea goddamn it show up or I'll fill your fucking DMs with spam.

>>21500375
>returns to stream
it's chihiro's channel now

>>21501300
This makes me angry. How can she just delete all her videos like this? There were some I hadn't watched yet.

>>21499662
Dad...

>>21501589
They're only privated for now anyway

>>21501589
I watched the few on my backlog last weekend because I had a bad feeling

>>21498875
Bea wanted us to make a decision about what to do with her conundrum. Whichever path we chose would become solid, real (rock), and whatever we didn't would become chocolate (sweet, but temporary/immaterial, a manmade creation). You can't build a house out of chocolate unless you're the witch from Hansel & Gretel (living alone & devouring children). She wants to build one out of stone and start a family. It's like you're not paying attention. Come on. Do your fucking reps.

>>21502716
She's getting married in June so it makes sense.

>>21501300
>>21503015
fuck you, this kind of post triggers my menhera, what do you know bastards?

>>21503015
how did you know our wedding date? it was supposed to be a secret.

>>21503289
What do you mean "our"? You mean our... Is this menhera bear going out with multiple other dads and not telling us?

Someone post the Risuna chart I'm feeling a little kichigai

https://kyabetu.neocities.org/risuna_quiz.html

>>21503891
70

>>21500240
Tomorrow. The story started on Friday (4/1), and ended on Saturday (4/2).

>>21504385
>>21504765
thanks for the CGs bea

They're both so cute ToT

>>21504385
>>21504765
the curse is come upon me

>>21504864
>he lacks the critical information

>>21504902
come upon dads...

>>21504385
>>21504765
>>21504925
>>21505089
what did she mean by this

>>21505184
>>21504864
I'm not bea

>>21504925
missed a spot there

>>21505211
That book looks slightly annoyed

Composition wise, it's interesting that only XP hill and the things in it have color. Until we reach the ending, anyway. She keeps her blue ribbon.
I'm retarded, so I couldn't tell you what it's supposed to mean. But it's clearly intentional.

>>21505296
sorry

>>21505283
how do you have the CGs then

>>21505283
But you will be now.

>>21505617
are edited screenshots

>>21505617
are you not in the discord?

>>21505617
I did the translation

>>21505408
I unironically already miss XP hill...

Kino as fuck, from the stream to the wipe. Bear never fails to impress.

Just realized it hit 40k. Fumiin is best dad

>>21507523
Quiet Bea

>>21505283
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

>>21505283

sniff

First fanbase to convince their oshi to graduate

>>21510255
Dads are avant-garde

>>21498426
I know who you are now.

>>21510255
I was on board with Apex streams if it meant I got to see more bear, but everyone else has been watching other vtubers and got tired of seeing it. Damn it, dads. I will never forgive us.

Watch and learn from the master

>>21505739
No. Are you?

"beatani" - Final tweet by former vtuber Beatani

You know the worst part? She'll come back and pretend nothing happened.

I just want to hold Bea close and tell her everything is gonna be alright

I just want to hold Bea close and tell her "based"

>>21513575
Harsh love correction will be needed for scaring dads. Damn this cheeky bear!

I want to shake bea violently while screaming its all over for her

I want to blow a raspberry in her ears and tickle her armpits

I just want to cum in her mouth

I regret making fun of fandeads now.

>>21514245
I don't.

>>21514245
I don't

A sniff of her panties is all I ask

>>21514245
kek, I don't

>>21514245
I regret not making fun of fandeads more.

Fandeads get a bad rap but I feel sorry for anyone that loses an oshi

>>21515248
Sometimes you need a good punch in the face to wake up.

I'll wait for her as long as it takes

>>21498591
So what are 1-3?

https://youtu.be/MrCZlEBkFZI

>>21515435
It could be days.
I hope you're ready.

>>21518080
That laughter is like medicine. Too bad she's gone and graduated now.

tomorrow

>>21518080
>The japanese urge to be part of the group.

>>21519769
It says she wants to not that she will. The other one is a fruitpost. I still don't understand the fruitposting.

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! #6 IS OUR LIFE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SURE OF IT!!!!!1111!!111!!111!!111!!11!!!11!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Testing something

Sent from my Google - Pixel 6 Pro

lol
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/57b01648_nepSmug.png">

>>21519769
I want to believe

>>21522859
If you are right, every message should get extra signature.

Another test

After thinking about this a bit more... it wasn't described, but what would Chihiro have seen when she reached into the puddle?
She would have seen Beatani reaching into it at the same time.
And what happens to a reflection in a puddle when you stick your hand into it?
The reflection quickly distorts and the image in it vanishes. At least, until you take your arm out and let the water become still again.
I think they both reached in and caused each other to vanish for a while. And when that happens, we're left with #1, #2, and #3 - videos that exist outside XP hill and don't contain either dream character. Maybe these are videos that the dreamer made and that's why they can continue to exist.
I don't know. Even if that's not what she meant at all, the mental image was pretty cool.

The final yah matane