/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Today's Streams
https://youtu.be/EFQi0k9eIKQ
Pippa in 1(?) hour

https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Tenma will be playing Lifeline in 4 hours

https://www.twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
Uruka will be playing GTA V in 4 hours

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>21494851
>>She literally lusts for him.
>Anon, Pippers is into older brothers not dads.
She gets licked by 30 year old dogs.
>>21495152
>Pippa said she does not believe in punching down and that jokes are just jokes.
Well when she laughed at autistic fat retards she was actually punching up.
>>21495283
>>she fostered this kind of audience, intentionally or not
>Yep, and every celebrity be it actor and musician also fosters stalkers?
Hey remember when she got a doxnigger as her youtube chat moderator?
>You people are fucking retarded.
Just like her!
>>21494362
She's a whore for numbers and she's going to do whatever she can to leech from her daddy's untapped viewcount.

NEPTUNE... THE MOST DISTANCE PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM. A GAS GIANT SLEEPING OUT IN THE DISTANCE REACHES OF SPACE, FAR FROM WHERE WE CAN SEE. AND YET, NO ONE EVER SAW IT. IN FACT, NEPUTUNE WASN'T DISCOVERED BECAUSE IT WAS SEEN, BUT RATHER DUE TO A MATHMATICAL EQUATION THAT PREDICTED IT'S EXISTANCE, A STRANGE THING GIVEN ALL THE OTHER PLANETS WERE FOUND THROUGH OBSERVATION... WELL THAT'S SIMPLY BECAUSE NEPTUNE ISN'T REAL. HOW HAD NO ONE SEEN IT BEFORE THE EQUATION WAS MADE? BECAUSE IT SIMPLY WASN'T THERE. YOU SEE, NEPTUNE IS NOT A PLANET, IT'S A DEVICE USED BY URUKA TO TRAVEL BETWEEN OUR DIMENSION AND THE PHASE WORLD DIMENSION. NEPTUNE IS ONLY VISABLE WHEN URUKA IS PRESENT IN OUR REALITY. WAKE UP PEOPLE, NASA HAS BEEN LYING TO YOU! THEY KNOW ABOUT THE BLUE BEARS AND THEY'RE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM YOU!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

rosemi and pippa my otp forever

https://youtu.be/BzSKdaTaHLg
part 3 of pippas short series "Alotl Murder" is starting soon

Flakes will be MINE.

>>21495474
Kill yourself

>>21495474
>thinking that you shouldn't take jokes too seriously means that you aren't allowed to have manners
now that's some peak autism

I hope Pippa gets jogged on.

>>21494164
>wouldnt it be more realistic to cuckpost with someone that is not as incredibly gay as zax, like kiwidog
Doing that would boost his ego though.

New rrat fresh from the oven: Shirou is one of the new mods.

>>21497948
He can save Lia but proof?

You made it, Pippa!

>>21497948
I seriously will shriek for joy if this is the case.

>>21495474
lmao the cope brigade can't handle this

>>21497948
anon, good things never happen. im still a firm believer he died in the final battle with the reasearcher, a hero's death

i think ive been going to far with (you) hunting. i am thinking this has gone past simple fun into malice. it is time to take a break.

>>21497525
If you are implying something about Pippa´s sister, messing with family is a dick move, unless for great justice.

Also gib secret groomcord access NAO!

Pippa, you gmi

>>21499839
there is no secret discord, it's an old thread meme. There is a pippa fancord created before the phacon official discord, if you aren't in there already, but kiwifags hang in there so I don't bother checking it anymore

Fuck Pippa and fuck Rosemi. She's watching Yuri and Lumi's graduate + eloping + marriage stream right now, though.

>>21500677
dang, rosemi company unity

>>21500677
>Pippa ignored Beatani graduation

>>21500833
>she knew it was fake from talking with her on their secret vtuber discord

>>21500833
She actually quit? I thought she had falseflag ones

>>21497778
Calm down Pippers, dont take the pipkin in these threads seriously.

>>21501038
Yep, she's finally free of the XP hill

>>21500665
That is what someone with access to a secret groomcord would say. How is Vee getting leaks then? Checkmate.
And no, I am not at that other discord
would love to though
probably a mistake

>>21500833
>>21501038
She just streamed a VN themed on graduation ceremony made by her
However all VODs are now private

>>21500665
>there is no secret discord
dyrbi?

>>21496901
Big if true.

>>21502874
Join Pippa at PC? Really?

>>21501568
>>21501038
>all VODs are now private
Isn't that just an April Fools gag?

>>21503546
Beats me

>>21503546
/yah/ probably knows better than us

>>21503284
They are already friends so sure why not.

>>21503546
>>21503674
/yah/ made the choice to let Bea escape from XP hill and she is disappearing
https://youtu.be/aYbe4kkktzk?t=187

Cant believe Jim just facedoxxed pippa

https://youtu.be/EFQi0k9eIKQ
pippa is streaming Helltown tonight

>>21505028
Pippa is watching Old Men tonight.

Hey fags, you can have your oshi back for now.
Looking forward to her delaying streams during next month's roundup ;).

>200 viewing now
200 of her ccv rather watch the weather forecast it seems

Pippa's game has already crashed.
Take your bets on how many more times it'll happen

>crashes are rigged so she can cancel stream to watch the rest of weatherman

>>21506484
Weatherman is done.

>>21506582
He's still reading superchats

>>21498040
>>21498077
>>21498878
I know most of you probably don't check the discord but I saw that the new mod posted and one of his sentences he wrote felt a little awkward reading it. It's not much of proof but I think it's something. I could just be a schizo though or maybe he's still /here/ and did this as a way to let us know. this is rrat territory but I want to believe.

Just cancel your stream already, you can't compete.
>>21506582
He's still outright hilarious. 20s clip about android phones is still funnier than she has ever been this year

>>21506676
holy shit it's real

Pippa's crashed 3 times now, seems like she might just cancel stream

>>21506676
i fear for the future

Pippa's holding my hand right now, later losers

>>21506929
Pippa you already watched the good part, just play something else or do a zillow stream or something.

She is squealing like a bitch in heat because her internet daddy read her chyat

>>21507073
I can dream

>>21507312
>125m
I'm not paying for it unless it's under 16.

Pippa didn't even bother testing the game before the stream...

>>21507520
heh

Looks like stream will be nothingburgers for tonight

>>21507222
That's not what happened, anon. Don't lie.

play test your games before you stream you fucking retard. You are literally at home all day and this is your job. Good fucking grief.

>>21507875
please understand, she was too busy schlicking to 40 yearold married men

where do girls like pippa get off by acting like "chuds"

Pippa couldn't even spend a full 5 minutes testing this game before stream and now we get Karaoke instead

This is the only job she can do and she doesn’t even bother doing the simplest things like testing a game before stream. This is beyond pathetic.

>>21508043
>>21508775
No wonder Walmart rejected her.

>>21508775
not even hololive does this, why is this a big deal?

>>21509690
Hololive would have canceled the stream instead of finding something else to do.

>The company's dedicated tech support employee couldn't be bothered to help her
Pippa, do the eye thing if he hits you

>>21508775
It's really wired how many streamers in general seem to be allergic to spend 5 minutes before stream to set stuff up.

>>21506676
What if shirou was the Researcher the whole time?

>>21466810
She read this post, I see.

>>21509690
Would holo postpone a stream to watch somebody else and then kill her own stream by being lazy.?

>>21508775
further evidence that pippa is absolutely fucked when she has to get a real job someday.

>>21510837
yes

Pippa on that numbers grind...
Can't blame her. She's basically small corpo royalty now. She got out of 150 ccv jail. She can just push nearly everyone around.

>>21510837
>kill her own stream
People don't watch the Rabbit for the games.

Pippa's kinda dumb

>>21510837
Most professional streamers wouldn’t.

>>21499839
>messing with family is a dick move
If you knew how Pippa really feels about her sister you wouldnt say that.

ENTER

>>21510837
A holo would postpone/cancel a stream for any reason if they didn't want to do it.

>>21511421
That is not really an excuse. She's hardcore social recluse, she flaunts how she has nothing to do and sleeps all day. The least she can do is to test things
when she plans to stream it.

Remember to superchat jokes about Lisa's dead pets!

>>21511478
in hooman culture, family shit stays in the family. You might lack some hooman interaction to grasp this concept.

>>21511839
She has a jam packed schedule of masturbating to older brother doujins.

>>21512028
say that to Pippa, she was the one who shared.

hell yes pippa having an impromptu collab with her sheep girlfriend

just don't get stuck by those horns in bed pips, seems like it'd be painful

Pippa please. Lisa doesn't even smoke.

>>21512028
Yes but you're talking about "autistic" women that think it's ok to shit on their family if they pretend they're a fictional character (when it's convenient).

>>21512355
shared what about her sister? because family forgives most sins (even if with a little bit of a redemption arc)

Lisa called Pippa "a fucking freak"

>>21512355
>>21512503
Hooman women overshare. Doesn't mean you can get familiar with their affairs. You might lack some hooman interaction to grasp this concept.

Is Pina a Korean?

THREE WAY CORPO COLLAB LET'S GOOOOOO

>>21512552
based

>>21513284
Now we just need Cyberlive and Kawaii.

>>21510535
I don't believe this rrat. the researcher was most likely a kiwi shitstirrer or a group of them. After the baits stop getting bites they probably just fucked off.

>the k*wi boogeyman
>the eceleb goobeyman
>the pippiggers boobieman
>the ibspergs googieman
boogeyman connect general?

KINO KINO KINO KINO

>>21512547
>>21512737
Nah, some actions are unforgivable.
If you ever find out, you'll understand.

>>21513927
if /pcg/ gets scared of its own shadow we get 6 more weeks of winter

>>21513927
pippiggers always were and always will be the only real threat

>>21510769
I was actually wondering why she was paying attention to me tonight.

Is Pina Iori? they sound the same to me

>>21513284
Based game paving the way for this by crashing.

>>21514448
yes they are. good job

>pippa would give a used diaper for $100,000
jl7ten this is your chance

What is wrong with Pippa

>>21514229
in hooman culture, family shit stays in the family. You might lack some hooman interaction to grasp this concept.

>>21514987
She didn't say who used it. It's a trick and I bet it doesn't even come with pippee.

>>21515103
literally autism

>>21514987
>inb4 at least one person tries to contact her and zoid in an attempt to take her up on this offer

>>21515424
Already on it.

>>21510769
Pippa, I know you’re reading this, I have to talk to you, call me

323

634

5667

>>21514945
Must be wierd for pippa to have to interact with her own genmate as if they were from a different company.

>>21515424
>>21515641
Pippa plz call I must have it

Why did Tenma cancel the stream?

>>21515641
>watching nu trek
lol faggot

>>21515141
exactly why I didnt share more.
Now stop copypasting this. I got the hint the first time.

Imagine owning property and having to pay taxes on it.

Why did Pippa's sister fuck her Dad. Isn't that kind of fucked up?

>>21516888
It wasn't just her sister.

>>21516058
the only reason you care so much about this is because you can threat anons to doxx their source of entertainment, you don't have high moral standards for yourself, plus you reply to every single post that engages with you as if you feel you have to justify yourself. that goes to show you have an internal conflict with this yourself, this might be a more "you" problem that you think.
also has it ever occurred to you that we choose to ignore your doxposts because we've all seen that already and you look like a retard k*winigger?

Uruka...

>>21517001
God, you are a fucktard.
Less headcanon, more looking at the calendar

>>21515859
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1509739829868781568

>BGM is shared with a porn game
Mercenary Adventure stream when? Free use BGM is fun.

I'm watching Uruka because I'm pretty sure too much Pippa causes cancer, but she seems kinda.. slow..

>>21517744
>I was only pretending

>>21518050
Imagine cancelling a stream just because your game doesn't work instead of stumbling into a random collab.

>>21518199
Nigger, go read the post chain in previous thread.
Not my fault you are obviously autistic Donquixote whiteknight charging at windmills

If I get a girlfriend I’m leaving /vt/ and vtubing forever.

>>21519924
I'm putting all my eggs in the Pipkin basket. Marry her or die alone.

>>21519924
do it bro, be free

>>21519174
>loses an argument
N-

>>21519924
guess you're here forever

>>21519924
So you are saying you will be here forever.

>>21520066
>>21520191
I found an autistic furry except she’s prettier than Pippa and bathes and shaves everything below the neck. I hope she ends up liking me enough to be my gf.

>>21519924
>If I get a girlfriend I’m leaving /vt/ and vtubing forever.
One of the #1 Cyberlive simps did that.
Completely deleted everything.
All the best.

>>21520643
Is she based like Pippa though?

https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Tenma is playing Terraria in ~20 mins

>>21520364
>>21520372
Probably but I have a glimmer of hope with this girl.

>>21520696
pretty based

>>21520709
I’m still getting to know her. She’s smart and has the chan attitude.

>>21520696
I can only hope.

so... who did pippa burnt bridges with?
I say someone from tsun gen1 or 2 since she only interacts with gen 3

>>21520756
Is her server open to anyone or just to her members?

>>21521056
members only

>>21521056
member to her only

Did Pippa just do a line on stream? She did her sniff and then went into chatter mode

>>21521520
quality rrat

>>21520994
John Lennon. Burned bridges is the only possible reason as for why they haven't done a karaoke collab yet.

>so...

RATE THE RRABIT
RATE THE COLLAB
RATE THE RAMA
RATE PETROL
RATE THE STREAM

>>21521520
well, there was that guy looking for substances...

>>21521801
As the anon from months ago who was begging for Pippa to actually sing Rama Rama, I am now satisfied. 10/10.

>>21521520
i've said pippa does meth before, and i'll say it again

>>21521801
nice collab. I wish the best for the purple sheep

>>21521724
>>21521833
I mean she went from super low energy at the end of the song. Did her sniff thing and paused for a couple of seconds and suddenly started turning into a chatter box.

>>21521801
10/10
10/10
PIPPA IN THE JAR IT STAYS
10/10

I had a really nice night

>>21521801
clusterfuck in the beginning but turned into a quality stream. 10/10

Someone make her a new intro with the ramrama song.

>>21521801
redeemed by Lisa, test your games before you stream/10

>>21521801
to quote Tommy Wiseau: "And I love Lisa so much"

>>21516979
so we moved from cuckposting to incestposting
will you add a rape sob story on top too? sounds like larper bs desu

>>21521801
Pippa is a shit and I hope she dies / 10
<img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/0e313986_koiwaiwave.png">

>>21521801
Rabbit cute. Collab comf. Stream as good as usual despite scuff.
>>21522053
It was clearly the pertol.

>>21522339
not funny

>>21521801
untested kusoge
fun collab
sang Rama Rama
9.75/10

>>21522053
petrol sniffing joke.
alternatively, sugar line sniffing

>>21521801
Need more Pippa

>>21521801
Rough start, but pretty sure the mini collab was better than they game would have been, so everything turned out alright/10.

>>21522339
based and yotsubapilled

>>21521520
If anyone's going to do coke during a stream, they certainly wouldn't be saving it until the final minutes.

>>21521801
10/10
10/10
10/10
10/10
10/10

I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST
I LOVE THE PIPKIN

>>21522684
I don't think Pippa is the type to afford nor choose coke. Meth is way more likely to be the Pipkin drug. It lasts hours, is cheap as fuck, you don't need to take a bump every 15 minutes. She came into the stream at high energy and bottomed out during the end of the minecraft and through the song. She probably laid out a line while finishing up the stream, hit it, and then started sperging during the head rush.

A few threads ago I posted about how I wanted to have a meth-fueled fuck frenzy with Pippa and now it seems I may get my wish

>>21523138
You’ve got me thinking, what would each girls drug of choice be?
I’d say you’ve got Pippa.
I think Uruka would microdose acid.
Tenma would do steroids
Lia would be into Molly.
Not too sure about JP

>>21523480
i want to do molly with Lia so bad now......

>>21523138
Pippa doesn't do drugs, anon...

>>21525127
That's what she wants you to belieb

i want to go an acid trip with Lia!

>>21520696
That's what happened to Boss?

Pippa is so cute <span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

>>21525127
Yeah, she only manufactures them in her mobile drug lab.

Tsunderia girls rekt Pippa's shit in minecraft <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7242c342_umaruCry.png">

pippiggers please stop using emojis on 4channel thank you very much, have an awful day

The april fools this year is emojis?

>>21526252
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/1e4d8dfa_PillowNo.png">

>>21526252
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c69a1ef1_cia.png"> where do you think you are

>>21526252
<span class="xae" data-xae="fu">🖕</span>

Jigsaw anyone? https://jigex.com/GwpuP

>>21520897
go for it m8
ill be rooting for you

I barely made it.

happy birthday trash bear!

I want to have SEX with Lia

i will creampie the pippussy

>>21529717
flakes...

Flakes needs a strong younger man (me) to whisk him off his feet and show him the american way

has enyone seen them all yet? which one is 161? <span class="xae" data-xae="think">🤔</span>

>>21529822
just shoopdawhoop without the laser

>>21529764
that was me

>>21530185
this is me

>>21530185
>>21530370
These were not me

>>21531765
>>21530370
>>21530185
True, because they were me, like you.

Is Lia actually turned on by necrophilia?

>>21532945
She has good taste if so.

Is Pippa an ARG <span class="xae" data-xae="think">🤔</span>

>>21533759
What's the prize tho? Neet wife?

What is Pippa doing for April 1st?

>>21533798
the prize is the experience itself

>>21534261
The experience of having a NEET wife?

>>21532945
no she just wants to cut up the bodies

>>21533997
Her dream job <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/6ec0dd2c_pepoRope.png">
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1509755570143866881

>>21534444
quads <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/bb299b4d_monkaOMEGA.png">

>>21534444
Can't wait for pippa to fuck up my order so I can yell at her and make her cry

>>21534444
Stalking Pippa-chan! Uoooooh!

>>21533997
Hopefully puking in her sleep and choking on the vomit

>>21508775
She most likely did but didn't want to spoil the game before streaming it

>>21534444
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1509797109788200969
Why are you replying to this post with tweets Pippa?

>>21534678
now you know that’s a bullshit reason. Literally play the game for 10 minutes to make sure it doesn’t crash. Don’t enable her being lazy as fuck when she just sits around on her malnourished ass all day when she isn’t streaming.

>>21534760
That's the jigsaw that was just completed. Good puzzle, bros.

>>21534760
She was the one that kept putting pieces on top of eachother, wasn't she?

>>21534838
Took way longer than I thought it would. I was zoning out after 2 hours.

>>21534598
<span class="xae" data-xae="fu">🖕</span>

>>21534884
I was trying to organize the pieces but every time I got some in order I forgot what pattern I was going for.

>>21534884
It was a pretty difficult one. Small image, tiny pieces, lots of solid colour.

>>21525127
Notpippa has gone on a role before on how drugs are shit amd just mess people up and not something she wants to deal with. Her real addiction is only eating doritos and sodas for her entire life.

>>21534971
Yeah, gotta pick a less cancerous image next time.

>>21534995
She still drinks occasionally.
But you're right about her vice of choice, chips and soda.

>>21529822

>>21536056
thanks fren <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/a6955123_yaranaika.png">

>>21534760
>>21527744
Damn, missed it due to schizoposting
Luckily all these are me.
>>21529764
>>21530185
>>21530370
>>21531765
>>21531856
Me.

>>21537384
>>21529764
>>21530185
>>21530370
>>21531765
>>21531856
It was I all along

>>21520286
>oh shit, he told me to read the full chain where Aprils fools is mentioned several times as the day of the grand truth reveal and the poster admits being mischievous
>ah, but he use the N-word (cant even spell it cause reddit) there haha though luck
yep, you won buddy

>>21495474
>Well when she laughed at autistic fat retards she was actually punching up.
Kek. Alright I'll give it up. You got me with that one

>>21499175
always remember the line lies at actual damage to the company or to the talent or to the women behind the avatars.

Is Pippa an ideology? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="27" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ec538b5c_Thonk.png">

>>21503284
I still hadn't seen much of Yuri at all, despite her LOUD BURP during the Postal movie watchalong. But I think Lumi would fit right in with menhara Sad Girl Company.

>>21503619
Beat ani

ok enough about pippa, what videogame should the bear play in the future? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="26" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/4459d60b_PepoG.png">

>>21538682
Wolfstride

>>21511421
This.
The real expert streamer knows to always try to do things blindly and take risks. If you succeed, chat is hype and everyone is happy. If you fail, chat gets to laugh and everyone is happy. Lord Aris would call this "twitch directing"

>>21538682
Violent Semen Inferno.

>>21538682
Digimon World 1

>>21520066
The best course of action would be to do what Pippa would like you do and and make positive improvements to your life. By simply doing this you'll turn yourself into a more and more desirable mate. Maybe enough so that you can find a woman IRL to settle down with.
The only downside is that if we all go this route, there's a small chance that Pippa will be the one to die alone. We should form a pact that at least one of us should abandon our would-be-wives, for the greater good.
Pension-anon, you in?

>>21523480
>Tenma would do steroids

>>21538859
Rosemi fag spotted

>>21529310
I regret calling your art bad or whatever many threads ago. It's starting to grow on me much in the same way that Aegis' cursed fanart did. Keep up the grind

>>21523480
Tenma is 100% natty.

to the anon looking for slugma titties, check the other thread

Time to resume hugging hours.
250 posts and not a single hug, must I do everything myself?

>>21541290
do NOT hug the rabbit, she has pipkin <span class="xae" data-xae="angry">😠</span>

>>21541413
I'm gonna hunt her down and hug her! Possibly with a chloroform rag!

hate pipshit, simple as <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/67905c4f_Bruh.png">

wtf emotes?<span class="xae" data-xae="angry">😠</span>
doesn't that defeat the purpose of being an imgeboard?
WHAT THE FUCK HIROSHIMOOT?

>>21541646
Bro...TWO images <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/fad6951c_Pog.png">

>>21538436
Yes, at least a little bit.

>>21508043
I love her so much.

>>21539278
I immediately feel stupid for taking the fantasy too far so I'm just gonna shitpost.
SUICIDE PACT SUICIDE PACT SUICIDE PACT SUICIDE PACT

>>21541267
I saw them. Thanks anon!

I want to cum all over Uruka's toes. Getting the cum in all the little gaps between her adorable little piggies. I want her to tell me gross it is.
All the while, she secretly enjoys the experience.

Michiru when?

wdsdib?
https://youtu.be/SknOIOu44-M

>>21545624
Cuteness overload.

>>21545624
vore

>>21541267
That's a pretty good pair

If I wasn't already in love with Pippa, I'd be drooling all over Michiru.

>>21539278
Yes, it was me. Just finished my morning run, 5 miles in ~45 minutes with a 3 day pack. Just eating my oats, drinking my coffee, and getting ready to do my pull day routine. After that I kind of have a lax day since I am just cleaning the bathroom, 3d printing some parts for a machine I am building, and doing my coding reps. I also might go to the theater for a matinee today since they are showing Jujutsu Kaisen 0 and I vaugely remember liking the manga when I was subbed to the WSJ app.

Also there is no reason for a pact, I will marry Pippa or die alone.

>>21544215
Michiru in 5 minutes
https://youtu.be/RZ0XUCHzP5c
Nasa too
https://youtu.be/2uqxAC8j6HE

>>21547671
Why do they have to stream at the same time? And they do the same thing too.

>>21547808
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/d8f61d71_SadCatW.png">

>>21547808
And they are both late.

It's actually a collab zatsudan. Kinda guessed it.

wait no, it's a model swap?

>>21547671
Michiru's looking especially flat today

>>21547671
Michiru's chat has no janitors online.
Groomers assemble.

>>21549964
She has at least 3 online. Please don't encourage people to shit up Michiru's chat.

love these two

>>>/wsg/4445847

Pippa I know you read these threads, have a good day and ignore the rrats

my love for Lia only grows stronger everyday

>>21550941
i wish i understood nipponese <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/0ee6ba1c_FeelsStrongMan.png">

>>21553184
Me too.

>>21553184
>>21553473
it's never too late to start probly

>>21553556

>>21525604
I don't know if that's what Boss did, but the OG Chipschizo did that.
Boss may have done something retarded and gotten fingered by Vera. She's a massive tigermom for her talents. One time Yoki and her simp randomly ended up in a Groomcord room together and the nanosecond she noticed she went /cold/ and dragged the egg into the room with her.
>>21520817
Agreed.

>>21553556
https://youtu.be/oZEA54VJEdE
start right now. YOU BITCH

>woke up this morning and came to the stark realization that I'd finally been filtered
Wow.

Goodbye and take care of yourself /pcg/. No matter what happens, a part of me will always love you. Always.
Even you too hugfag, you sinister fuck

>>21553556
I started I was 30. I suppose most of you are younger than that.

>>21554571
See you tonight anon

>>21554571
What the fuck is so wrong about wanting to hug this adorable rabbit?

i like to think about Lia for at least 2 hours a day

>>21539278
Agree, except I don't want to marry Pippa. Being her friend is perfectly fine. I will support the rest though and enjoy the idea you puth forth. That way she will have a quality mate regardless.
Also ALLOW ME INTO YHE SECRET GROOMCORD.

>>21554571

>>21554571
<span class="xae" data-xae="thup">👍</span>

gentoo doko? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/cf1d4b8d_moetron.png">

>>21536056
Test

>>21562828
why
who enlightened her to the bog?
She's so late into the game it's cringe.
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/8b7cc3e0_WTFF.png">

>>21557486
>ALLOW ME INTO YHE SECRET GROOMCORD
Which one?

>>21564043
the one with more Pippa/NotPippa

>>21564484
we have considered your application and we are sorry to say but we are looking for someone with a better resume that more closely matches our requirements

I will groom Pippa and I'll do it without discord and without paying her. Watch me.

>>21565243
It is ok. Things change with time. If they do not, I will just do as >>21565390 will do, for he is me

>>21564484
>>21565470
Have you tried contacting grantth and/or boredundead yet?

>>21565539
Best way to shoot yourself in the foot is to preemptively signal her current groomers you want to cut the grass from under their feet.
At best they'll just tell you to fuck off, worst they'll rrats you to her so she ignores you forever.

>>21565539
This anon (>>21565679) might be correct. A softer approach makes more sense. Also, as I already said, I am not interested in actual grooming per se.
I do not think those guys are bad or that petty desu, but it is always to just be sure. I would contact them if I knew there was good faith in their part. Until then, I will try to do it organically and for fun. It is what Pippa/NotPippa would feel more comfortable imho.

Yabbit is a gosling/wannabe-groomer's paradise, it's pretty rare to see a chuuba where you have a real chance of becoming friends with her if you play your cards right. Good luck groomers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD1Rw2gxiPY
Tenma playing what remains of edith finch

Why the fuck you all trying to groom her? She is a grown ass woman who is more intelligent and cynical than you all seem to give her credit for. Why can't you just try talking to her to start with then see if your personalities mesh and friendship can develop? Ideally marriage and a litter of kittens is the end goal, but if that doesn't work out you still have a pretty cool person that would be your friend.

>>21566995
>Why can't you just try talking to her to start with then see if your personalities mesh and friendship can develop?
This IS grooming, anon...

>>21566995
I do not think she is dumb desu. Not sure how cynical she is, but she seems pretty cool. I would approach directly, but not before I have done proper recon for a time and get used to the culture surrounding her (and they industry at large). I am sure it will be a nice friendship whether it starts now or later. Or maybe not, who knows. In the meantime it is better to just live, but keep an eye on this.

I will still demand access to the SECRET GROOMCORED LET ME IN NAO!!!11!

>>21567420
ask in the discord not here

>>21566995
>Why can't you just try talking to her to start with then see if your personalities mesh and friendship can develop
You think her discord is tinder?

>>21567436
This sounds like a dangerous april fool´s scheme. I will eventually get around doing that tho (maybe a DM to someone relatively chill).

>>21566995
Pippa will get mouth cancer and die in a couple years because she let a fixable problem get out of hand. She is not intelligent, but the cynical part is correct.

>>21567348
Anon, you have never been in a relationship in your life, have you?

>>21567546
I don't know. I have never used discord, and more than likely never will.

>>21568211
I need to act quick to breed this rabbit before it kicks the bucket.

>>21568211
Just because she doesn't have common sense doesn't mean she isn't intelligent. There are different types of intelligence and they are all developed in different ways. Pippa, despite her social disorders, seems to have very high social intelligence. Her social intelligence was more than likely developed as a survival skill owing to the way she was raised. She is probably very adept at sniffing out creeps and liars. Her lack of regard to her own personal health and wellbeing is also more than likely a result of her childhood. Children that suffer abuse and neglect internalize that and self care ends up becoming secondary to them outside of dealing with immediate pain past a certain point.

Tenma is a GIRL

Looks like NotPippa might not be streaming today.

>>21568726
Why?

>>21568764
I don't know why, but I have a feeling she might not. I mean chances are she could have just spaced on it or that she is running behind.

I would love to be proven wrong.

>>21568848
is there anything said in the discord to indicate such? I'm not in there

>>21568848
I wonder if people hang around cozily in the secret groomcord voice chat as NotPippa is streaming (awaiting her return ofc).

>>21568909
I don't use Discord nor will I likely ever.

>>21568848
>she could have just spaced on it
isn't it supposed to be in like an hour from now? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/9ecd704b_PepoThink.png">

>>21568764
her current crush is losing interest in her

>>21569064
15 minutes

>>21569103
who?

>>21569103
yeah, me

>>21569145
this is the perfect day to drop it:
its (You)

>>21568555
Uneducated, but smart.

>>21569212
Nah, pretty sure she just sees me as a mark to be exploited. A walking ATM to be kept at a distance when not needed.

>>21569285
jl7ten... not like this...

>>21569285
god I wish that were me <img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/3021a426_WeirdChamp.png">

>>21568965
>implying she joins voice chats
I'm not sure even the groomers are strong enough to achieve that miracle

>>21568555
>She is probably very adept at sniffing out creeps and liars
Anon, she herself has said multiple times that she is very gullible. She has gone on record talking about how she has a history of being groomed. I never understand why there is such a dedicated handful of people who so desperately insist Pippa is actually some manner of genius. You people do realize that you can enjoy Pippa while also accepting that she just isn’t very bright, right?

>>21569492
man of little faith
everything is possible with grit and wit, luck and pluck, sneed (formerly chuck)

She is streaming today

>>21569693
I am the other anon (>>21567420 (actually me)) and I think saying she is not that birght is kind of a disservice. She is not a genius, but she is smart enough on her feet to mog most vtubers given no prep time. It might not be much, but let us not be stingy when giving her credit.

>>21569736
Nice I have a reason to get out of bed

>>21568726
A mowl may have typed this post.
less than 2 mins to go and she's not even connected on twitch yet.

>>21349876
anon, impersonating people is pretty shitty desu

Sorry guys, she's too busy having sex with me to stream today.
t. Tyrone

>>21569831
You should have been out of bed 7 hours ago. Run your miles, hit the weights, take a shower, do your reps. Be better than you were the day before. Even if you are just doing it for her, as long as you keep it up you will become a better man.

>>21570075
FUCKING DAMMIT TYRONE

doomposting begone! <img class="xae" data-xae width="100" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/49bde730_shoopdw2.png">

>>21570000
Nah she is awake and more than likely will start late.

new thread doko?

>>21564043
kek.

>>21570107
Imagine using being a cuck as motivation for self motivation and yet not add "drop pippa" as one of those goals <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e54792d7_KEKW.png">

>>21570244
<span class="xae" data-xae="thdown">👎</span>

>>21570244
Her past doesn't matter, only our future and for that I need to just be better than everyone else.

New thread
>>21570531

>>21569145
some nobody she stalked a bit and tried to indirectly bait into conversations while streaming (very niche topics most of them unanswered).
Girl pipkin lvls too high to private message + guy is dense = heartbreak of the stupid
Many such cases

>>21569285
don’t donate a single penny more to her.