/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I hate Ina.

Majima is literally Kiara

So, is Kiara more of a Majima or Ichiban?

>We're not enemies
The clubs are
pomu...

it keeps happening

Kiara Is so SEX

>yakuza stream
>kiara does 2 minigames and starts to read supas
>thread dies at 11
is this yakuza experience?

KIARA LOVE

Yuki...

I wish uehara ai was my daughter too

AI IS A WHORE AND DOES PORN DON'T BE FOOLED

I love Ina.

>>21478511
KIARA LOVE

I love the clock and the snake!

>>21478821
I thought one of Nene's appeals was some extremely child-like person stuck with a hentai-tier body?

>archived
When the fuck did the thread get to page 11?

You don't want Ai as your daughter...

>>21478921
It's insane, and I love it

>>21478911
she is Ichiban, but wants to fuck Majima

>no SC reading
truly a travesty

STREAM SEMEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwq2AG0Dm0k

Yeah yeah Calvin on the mic let's go
Yeah yeah Shinigami Boy in the place to be
Me and my man Jack Daniels on the mic
Only need one take cause I'm a real rapper
Bringing hip hop back, that's right, you heard it from me, bringing hip hop back [unintelligible]

Who's the man who's cruising down the street,
In a bright red car that smells like feet?
Sucking on a lollipop cause it tastes so sweet,
You believe that the scene is the man to beat!
Speaking a beat,
I got a couple pop pop on the double with my big fat glock,
Make it bust like a bubble man with a plan that I understand coming from a tsuki man (?)
Hit me with a brandy and a beer can, yeah I get myself a tan

[chorus]
Everybody loves the sound of the semen
Getting knocked down to the ground by semen
Everybody needs somebody to believe in
Shit, I think they're begging for semen
Everybody wants a lover just like semen
They discover the true swagger of semen
I know they jealous, you all can agree, man
These rappers hope they song's covered by semen

Just sayin'

This is just a day in the life of semen,
Shinigami number one, fuck sun and trees, man!
Shit, I don't need 'em, I'd rather stay home and see them,
I'd rather get fans and feed them to semen,
They want to breed in peace.
Look it's a lifestyle, been this way for a while,
Every time I say semen, they crack a smile.
'Cause they feeling me stealing [unintelligible]
Here it is, I'm a G, hold the fuck up, need to pee [urination sfx]
(Yo engineer what the fuck, stop recording that, you were supposed to turn that shit off!)
Uh, no, I did not pee in the studio,
Felt like leaving just a little semen 'cause we on the go.
Semen on the walls, little bit on the floor,
Get the semen on the engineer who can't shut the door.
Fuck it, and best believe that before we're through,
You're gonna feel the semen sticking to you!

[chorus]
Everybody loves the sound of the semen
Getting knocked down to the ground by semen
Everybody needs somebody to believe in
Shit, I think they're begging for semen
Everybody wants a lover just like semen
They discover the true swagger of semen
I know they jealous, you all can agree, man
These rappers hope they song's covered by semen

Yeah, I get drunk, and rap about semen!
Listen to punk, then rap about semen!
Collect junk, then rap about semen!
I pop the trunk, then rap about semen!
From school I flunk, then rap about semen!
Basketball I dunk, then rap about semen!
We get crunk, then rap about semen!
Become a monk, then rap about semen!
Listen to funk, then rap about semen!
Take top bunk, then rap about semen!
I date a hunk, then rap about semen!
Swing nunchuks, then rap about semen!
Cleanse gunk, then rap about the semen?
Alvin and the Chipmunks' semen!
(Is it time for the hook yet? How many more bars? Okay here it goes, we're fine, we're fine)

[chorus]
Everybody loves the sound of the semen
Getting knocked down to the ground by semen
Everybody needs somebody to believe in
Shit, I think they're begging for semen
Everybody wants a lover just like semen
They discover the true swagger of semen
I know they jealous, you all can agree, man
These rappers hope they song's covered by semen

Ya already know, came from the streets.
So we gotta fill the streets with semen.
My vibes are infinite, it's semen vibes
Pah

>>21478511
You have a pic of your oshi in a white dress, right anons?

I love Kiara's facial rigging. She does a lot of emotions without having to press any buttons.

I miss Ina

Faufau...

Gura cute

It's always amusing to see a new thread get made slowly, since you know the thread dying caught everyone off guard

>>21478940
Post proof

>>21478910
>>21478921
If I have sex with Majima... then it's basically like having sex with Kiara!

>>21478977
Somebody kill this woman (in Minecraft)

>>21478996
proof next thread

>>21478949
You have no idea how hard i got from listening this when it was first posted up until the *nuzzles you* part. Also, snake doko?

I would like to apologize to the guy worried about images, apparently I was wrong. Have a good day.

>>21478966
>no Kiara stream today
wtf

>>21478977
Semen Rice

>>21478978
I mean I guess?

>>21478978
of course!

>NOOO, NOT THE SUPER FUNNY MEME SIDEQUESTS, YOU CANT SKIP THOSE

>>21479003
a literal /pol/ tourist is the best Mori antis have to offer anymore....

DISCO KINO

>>21478943
get those pupils off me dagger IMMEDIATE

>>21478949
Jesus Christ

KOI NO DISCO QUEEN

>>21478977
You know she was tanked while recording these

Kiara WILL be the disco queen

>>21478988
That's an exceptionally cute Gura.

why were onigirya the backup dancers for suisei anyway

>doesn't let you pick friday night
shit game

>dancing
We're gonna be here a while

DISCO QUEEN!!!

>>21479014

Matsuri is cute in a dress!

oh no no kfpkeks no sc reading for you

now watch as Kiara has forgotten all of her training

>>21478977
Same vibe with pic rel

>>21479032
She can skip them if she actually understood the story and how it was a conflict between men's ideals

>>21479036
I don't use /pol/ but I find the (in Minecraft) thing funny

>>21479065
t. kfp

>>21478977
Shrek... JoJo... Adam Sandler... British accents... the Sheriff accent... Dadfags... all of them will pale in comparison to the tenacity with which both Mori and her deadbeats cling to this song

Meanwhile, at Camellia Grove

DANCE ANON DANCE

goober

No Kiara stream today?

bros imma go take a nap let me know if Kiara has read my superchat

Kiar...

After defeating the old and crusty ojisans of Vampire Survivors, Shion has decided to put these old bastards who watch to even more shame by conquering Getting Over It without breaking a sweat, simply because she's able to do so. We already know that your reactions and patience aren't what they used to be due to your increasing age /hlgg/, wo why don't you take a load off and watch how a young and powerful gamer like Shion gets through the toughest of battles. You might learn a thing or two besides that useless master baiter technique you like to sport around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSpzL6ZiW4E
Once again Kiara's beating the shit out of a bunch of useless and weak hooligans who try to harass young enemy guild cabarets who's only here to deliver the message that enemy cabaret guilds wish to finally take her club out for good. But see Kiara and Majima...they've got the moves to bust skulls and slug the absolute shit out of anybody who tries to ruin the lives of their employees and customers. Also Kiara's going to call her mom because Ai's a bully.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaNR-Ti-bNo
>Songs released
Another AZKi original song? You better believe it. Today's lucky song that gets a beautiful MV today is called Over Light. It's a song that shows you just how far AZKi has come, all the songs, concerts and outfits she's been through and how she'll continue to grow from here on. You should go give it a stream if you haven't yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVpUEVhrC0U
A new Suisei original song hit and it's a bop. Template is her song name of choice and it channels the true power of Hoshimachi Suisei, showing us how the Pride of Hololive crawled and clawed her way to where she is right now. It's incredible and you should stream it if you haven't yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBuHQeL-OO8
UPROAR said that they want to bring back the trend and blessed us with a KING cover in the year of our lord 2022. They're all pretty okay singers and this is most certainly a KING cover, so you know you're in for a good song at the very least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pgLaALrlBE
YUNG SH1N1GAM1 B01, the big c-man, just straight up dropped two straight bops right onto your lap and into your mouth without any kind of warming. Even Hayko got in on this spat and decided to bust up C-man at the end just because that's how you do things here apparently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwq2AG0Dm0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcBPKULc8vE

>>21479065
i-it's ok...

Did Kiara play any mahjong yet? I wan to finish the game myself before watching

>>21479072
yakuzafags are almost as cringe as soulsfags

>>21479061
No...

she lost her groove

>I'm still better than her
>I'm still better than her
Womenmindset

KIARA KEK

Kronii needs a good Christian man to fix her

>>21479014
>up until the *nuzzles you* part.

>>21479075
go back

>>21479113
>defeating

>>21479053
I think they were supposed to be gem people, but either no one told her the look like Onigiryas, or they simple reused the model.

damn that was close

>>21478978
This one is pretty

>>21479106
Why do I have long red nails?

>>21479113
>just straight up dropped two straight bops
Shionfriend, you should work on your grammar. Also, you still havent answered if i can cum on your ass

Takanashi "I'm still better than you" Kiara

>>21479072
nigga she figured out this chuuni story in the first episode

>>21479117
I want windwaker....

Is it OK to live Mori again?

>>21479053
reminded me of AZKI

>>21479065
I'll live...

>>21479113
Check this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr44J7r125Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr44J7r125Y

>>21478949
Jesas

Kiara is pretty competitive.

>>21479086
Surely they won't run this joke into the ground
It's literally about cum, they wouldn't, right

>>21479113
Fuckfriend, what will you do if Ayame suddenly decides to challenge herself à la Mel and become the Holo with the most hours streamed in April?

Meimei a cute!

>>21478978
multiple

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>21479190
Well its live Mori not live Mori so no

>>21478978
Yeah.

>>21479061
picrel vibes

>>21479072
shut the fuck up nerd lmao

>>21479190
>live
I never stopped loving her!

>>21479143
It's cringe but my point is that kronii was going full SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX mode and then suddenly hits me with the dumb shit

>>21479199
Mistery Fat cat.

>>21479116
she doesn't want to play Mahjong, and there's no need to in the game. I am very sorry anon.

What did she mean by this?

>>21479193
honestly that's what I thought of at first too but it seemed too disrespectful to call her Suisei's backup dancer so I went for the onigirya

>>21479171
>didn't point out the feminine hands, just the nails
l-london?!

>last game
so this was a fucking lie

>>21478911
Ichiban. She's smarter than Ichiban (low bar) but similarly emotional and honest. She's not as smart as Majima, and neither as smooth as he is in 0 nor as crazy as he is in the other games.

>>21479113
I think you're begging for semen

>>21479215
>a whore*

JWU how was the Suichan concert? Was Mori able to contain her autism?

Is this necessary for game progression?

>>21479215

>>21479199
Whats with all the Riddler larp?

>>21479237
>Invites Mori
>Doesn't invite Kiara
Kiar...

>>21479209
I'd be worried because the last time she pushed herself to stream a lot, she got sent to the hospital.

>>21479229
Just like my nihhonese romcoms!

Are clubs like this a Japanese thing, or are they also available in other countries?

>>21479215
Cute and sexy.

>>21479178
No

>>21478911
Ichiban def

>>21478977
>(Yo engineer what the fuck, stop recording that, you were supposed to turn that shit off!)
my sides, this is a real Mori track

Today is a blessing
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1509591992258670594

wamei!

>council+RyS are doing a relay
>is 3D debut
>instead of walfie inspired they are JAZZ JACK inspired
How would you lke it?

>>21479259
No

>>21479278
Yeah, they're called strip clubs or brothels. Or you get an escort.

hehehe...

>>21478978
Maybe

>>>>>>>>>>"""""""""ubering"""""""""""""

uberchama....

Really Kiara? You made it sounds like a nightmare in pre-chat

>>21478978
yeah

>>21479243
No London, pic related

>>21478978
Her normal dress is already pretty white but yeah

Council love!!

>>21479261
Main Story? no
You do get a cool reward if you finish it tho

>>21479305
Isnt this the same soundpost that you said was fucked and intended to remake it?

wait, when did kiara get the crowbar?

>>21479261
the money definitely helps

>Kiara almost got kidnapped and taken advantage of again

>>21479311
me too

Why not plan to get there like 20 minute earlier?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gBvxOgGDCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gBvxOgGDCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gBvxOgGDCc

>>21479345
stole it from Ina during the dance collab.

>>21478978
Of course

>>21479310
But I don't want physical stuff. I want a girl to treat me nice.

>>21479263
:D

>>21479334
& Hope!

>>21479215
yeah!

>>21479065
>I'm gonna have to finish my shift without kiawa on my ear
god damit

moom post

>>21479261
No but its fun

>Kiara has asthma
>Ina might have asthma
THEY ARE

Someone in the last thread said
>It feels like he tried to think "What the fuck are you" but his thoughts got scrambled and he ended up at "I want to fuck you" instead
and that really does describe Leto so well here

>>21479335
It looks like her nails got ripped off

>>21479370
That's a ghost outfit

>lady doctor
>a cunt
shocking

>run
>get an asthma attack
KIara's gonna croak if she catches the coof

>>21479335
>>21478978
Here's my other offering

>>21479362
I will have to power through this because it fucking starts at 4 am for me and it's until like 7 am and i dont have any energy drinks

I'm awake.

>>21479362
>not uwu what's this
you had one chance fauna

what a retard doctor

Women being unreasonable. What else is new?

>>21479362
IRyS being just an honorary Council because Myth is a clique so it's left up to Council to not exclude her is so funny to me

>>21479393
From Thirty Seconds from Mars to Thirty Seconds to Rape

Do European doctor's not know proper bedside manner?

What kind of a doctor kicks you out for being late?

wet noodle Kiara

>>21479361
>waiting 20 minutes longer
Fuck doctors

DOCTOR HATE

>>21479259
It was ok. I skipped Mori

europeans are cunts, huh
come to brazil, Kiara, no one cares if you're late here

>>21479261
No. It's pretty funny tho if you earn so much more money than the money everyone is fighting to the death for in the main story.

>>21479412
To the convenience store, anon

>>21479230
and dog
>>21479199
Fucking hype. I hope it's a song that truly reflects their relationship.

>>21479401
Please let me show it.

I just took a nap and dreamt Mori did another cuckbeat tier reply while as Calvin and the post on hlgg got 600 replies. This fucking place has ruined me

>>21479113
You're only hating on old people because you're a hag yourself and in desperate need of marriage correction

>left shift stopped working
>have to use right shift now
how's your day been going so far?

>>21479113
God I wish Shion would put her feet in my face and then laugh because she notices me getting a boner from it
She would continue mocking me but not remove her soles and instead go "if you're this pathetic just go ahead and lick those toes you love so much pffhaha"

>>21478978

>>21479411
Go back to sleep

>>21479442
>come to brazil
DO NOT

>>21479303
>JAZZ JACK
I rather it be the one that did mumei's intro

>>21479428
>exclude
It's literally just the nature of close debuts

>>21479370
pist the other versions coward

>>21479442
But no one care about you in Brazil generally

Doctors have their heads up their asses way too often

>>21479445
Nah, i'd rather settle for coffee

>>21479113
Right here Ayamefriend!

>>21479472
It's inevitable

>>21479342
I was the one that originally made it and didn't bother remaking it, dunno why this anon decided to download it

Kiara needs to see an American doctor

>>21479273
Cute oni of frail constitution...

ahhh, the superchat reading experience

>>21479374
Yeah, that's what an escort does. I know in shit countries where they don't let you pay to fuck women it's a codeword for prostitute, but in good countries they are literally escorts that compliment you and treat you nice, without sex.

jesus christ lady

>>21479277
Both!

>>21479450
>a song that truly reflects their relationship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G49bAinM6Lc

>>21479456
You get used to it. Sometime I just use the caps lock instead too.
t. left shift broke on laptop 3 years ago

>>21478978
Here's one

Doctor-chama...

>>21479518
it made me laugh and it works on my machine

DOCTOR HATE

>>21479520
Yeah she needs to see a doctor that will charge her $25,000 for her to pee in a cup.

>>21479377
The cutest!

Eurokeks...
You told me your doctors cared...

>>21479498
STOP SQUEEBING YOU LITTLE SHIT

do euro doctors REALLY?

The absolute state of European “””””healthcare”””””

>>21478978

Kiara sure has cried a lot in public lately!

What the fuck is wrong with this doctor ?

>>21479393
some oldfag pls show me the very first interview of a hollywood actor done by an anime girl
I'm curious

Fucking doctors. We should revert to Shamans and witch doctors again

>Paid six figures
>Work four hours a day
>Have two patients
>Still get mad

[Kiara news]
She cried

>>21479428
Myth is shilling merch that IRyS doesnt have so it wouldnt make sense.

>female doctor a raging cunt
Humu humu

KFP, we have an hit to do

Kiara has really bad luck with doctors, what is wrong with austrians?

Fuck that doctor. Jesas my short temper would have gone nuts and probably punched that whore.

Reminder that Watson Amelia ch. Hololive-EN is coming to Mexico (forma de Forza)

>>21479520
>gets malpracticed
>gets charged life savings
Thanks Obama

>>21479549
She can afford it, and every doctor I've seen has been an affable dude.

Eurosharts..

>>21479334
UNITY LOVE!

Kiara getting shit on by every doctor she encounters feels like she doesn't tell the complete story or are Austrians really just this rude

>>21479576
Didn't stop them before

>>21479584
They're just like her 2 years ago.

>>21479524
Bruh I've not seen anywhere that escort is without the prostitute connotation

kiara simply lives with the pain

i'm very angry right now hearing this

>>21479303
>JAZZ JACK
that would be interesting

>>21479532
Based anon shitting on ayamefriend for being ignorant of the the best relationship song in hololive

i hate to say this, but if every doctor she sees is a nightmare, she's probably a terrible patient

God the medical system is just fucked... everywhere. Every single country

Why are Euros massive assholes?

>>21478343
Why do some mongs take Mori's April Fools songs so seriously? They are just shitposts

>>21479531
Edit this pic to make the feet 3 times longer

>no one bothered to shitpost on fauna's acount after her birthday

The problem is Kiara

>>21478978
Of course

>>21479593
whos obama

>>21479628
crossthreadbeat, why?

I think the American healthcare is one of the shittiest around, but at least over there they'll just give you a bucket of pills and be nice to you.

>>21479628
>cross-thread

>>21479601
Germanic people are really fucking annoying/rude, but she is probably not telling the whole story either

>>21479618
>euro doctor cope

>>21479618
She’s said before that doctors generally just want patients out the door in her country due to being overwhelmed.

>>21479572
Which fucking doctor in europe gets paid 6 figures?

I love Gura!

>>21479393
This shit felt lika a fucking fever dream it was hysterical, Leto is a complete retard schizo and here he looked like you average 4channel neckbeard trying to make small talk with a girl for the first time in 10 years.

>>21479628
>cross threading an argument from that long ago
holy cancer

>>21479636
It's almost like punishments that involve twitter are terrible and they should stop making them.

>she was a female doctor atleast

>>21479601
Doctors everywhere are rude if you have the audacity to be in pain.

>>21479642
no, most doctors are just awful

I swear, medical school must literally teach doctors that "be a cunt to your patient" is a treatment for some of these conditions

>>21479647

>>21479618
Nah fuck off, lots of doctors are cunts

for how many years has this been going on? gotta learn to clap back some time...

>>21479636
Hey you're right what happened to all the batsu tweets?

>>21479652
N

>>21479663
I'll bet Kiara's an insufferable cunt to all her doctors

>>21478949
The fuck is wrong with her

>>21479652
You know, Snow…Snowbama.

>>21479628
>crosthreading bullshit
Why are deadbeats like this?

>>21479618
The 109 doctors are to blame, not me

Was it a public or private doctor? Did she say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhhnLOWa19w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhhnLOWa19w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhhnLOWa19w

KIARA IS GETTING SEX THERAPY

>>21479618
A ton of doctors I've met have been complete pieces of shit. They take the "prestige" of being a doctor go to their heads.

Good Lord, Kiara is so fragile...
It's like any form of push back puts her in the verge of tears. Imagine getting mad at her and she starts apologizing while sobbing
I need to hold her...

>>21479636
I think its more likely that Fauna is too shy to remind the other members

>>21479674
He does this every day around this time, anon, just usually a lot earlier in the thread. He thinks it's a bit. Just ignore him.

>>21479669
isn't this a specialist?
they're private practice and definitely not overwhelmed

>>21479572
I'd get mad too if I was paid with figures instead of cash

>>21479705
I don't need to bet on you being an ESL

>>21479628
fuck off and die cuckbeat

>>21479618
Nah I believe her dogshit luck. Seems like most of them just don't take that shit seriously however this one was clearly just being a cunt

>>21479569
The oldest should be the Christoph Waltz interview with Kizuna Ai for Alita Battle Angel right? I could be wrong

>>21479709

>>21479618
European doctor deflection

>>21479722
Someone post snowbama please

>>21479670
all of them.
Because all of them works with public healthcare for like 3-4 hours and then works in private healthcare on the side too

>>21479531
I can't believe Mumei hates children so much she gave herself a doll body...

>>21479726
It is a little cute they called the event Hope & council

Irys isn't always stuck as &Irys

>>21479672
I mean Pattinson was affable but he talked about piss way too much, I feel like he was the real representation of a 4chan neckbeard

>>21479208
>Mori
>deadbeats
>not dragging a dumb joke through the ground
You don’t have to worry though anon, it’s ironic, so it doesn’t count

>>21479618
t. no experience with chronic pain
Doctors always treat you like the spawn of Satan if you come to them with stuff like that.

>>21479628
>cross-threading a post
>from 30 fucking minutes ago
>a fucking regular thread shitter's post
>using a tik tok """meme"""
Anon, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>21479675
Jesus that's a massive, fat mons

>>21479659
I've never had a bad experience in American healthcare but I've always been healthy, at least I've never had to deal with a cunt either

UNDERCOVER AUSTRIAN PSYCHIC TRAINING

>>21479705
The fucking irony of this post. Only insufferable cunt is you Kiaraschizo

>>21479647
....I would.

>>21479113
What the hell is that image friend

>>21479601
Austria is a harsh and rude country in general, but I think there are other factors at play here. The doctor might have got the idea that Kiara's weirdness might be drug seeking behavior, where people fake pain to score painkillers. Either way, she has the resources to change doctors if she really wants to.

is ninner going to cut elden ring short or is she going to overlap the council relay?

Doctors should all watch Patch Adams desu

>>21479734
My family doctor used to make fun of me for being a NEET...

>>21479669
Fine for me. Just give me the pill prescription to make the bad thoughts go away.

>>21478978
WTF I don't have one!

Why are all vtubers so physically and mentally ill?

I love Ina!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4P9-1ltKCg
I can't believe Iofi is making fun of Mori bros...

>>21479726
&Council!

>>21479794
It's Shion.

>>21479735
Reminds me of that pick of her in the front door crying

>>21479685
Dont forget, "write like a spastic monkey"

>>21479569
>>21479747
do you count Hatsune Miku?

>>21479786
Every country's healthcare system is great until you actually have to use it

>>21479780
He's a deadbeat

>have a similar issue to Kiara
>causes me to get migraines constantly
>went to a specialist that couldn't find anything wrong
>told me I was just faking it to get out of school
These assholes are really full of themselves sometimes.

>>21479806
It's a requirement.

>>21479726
Is it really Male: The Stream again? So boring...

>>21479618
Nah, I've been there when dealing with doctors I didn't know personally. Stuff related to pain is really shitty

>>21479806
Hololive is a circus and Yagoo is the ringmaster

She never did Pain Therapy to an algologist before?
With fribro? really?

>>21479618
Lots of doctors are cunts if you have the audacity of not having an easily solvable issues.

>>21479618
a doctor shouldn't get this emotional anyways

>>21479618
Doctors being overwhelmingly cunts is the reason homeopathy exists in 2022.

>>21479822
Yeah but why is it like that

>>21479801
>sexually active anon?
>n-n-no
>oh come on anon, it's confidential haha!
>I-I-I haven't had sex...
>She just gives you a pitying look
We've all been there

>kiara is going to a concentration camp to treat fibromialgia
germans never chagne..

>>21479659
every doctor that's ever been mean to me has been a woman. there was that guy who was too rough squeezing my balls but I think he had good intentions.

>>21479764
Nah, he was extremely civil

>>21479806
Because if they were as entertaining as they are but they were physically and mentally well they'd be actual celebrities. Yagoo finds diamonds in the rough and accepts the flaws with the strengths.

>>21479801
I met up with a doctor yesterday for back pain and he was a huge cunt about it, being as dismissive as Kiara's doctor.

KFP you ever notice your oshi is a bit uhhhh... you know...

>>21479796
>Kiara's weirdness might be drug seeking behavior, where people fake pain to score painkillers
I would laugh hard if this is the case with all of her doctors

What's with all the Doctor antis in the thread? You realise we keep you healthy right?

>>21479855
council literally just did gender swap they aren't going to do it again, they're going to do model swaps or something

https://files.catbox.moe/zedr06.png

>daddy issues
kek

ahhh kiara please look into methylated b vitamins it helped my fibromyalgia so much

>>21479636
Kirin? More like shart.

>>21479868
That's just how some people position themselves when watching through their phone or playing handhelds don't ya know.

>>21479801
Did you kill your Doctor to teach them a lesson?

>>21479764
Allegedly he treats interviews as one giant shitpost, so you’re not wrong.

>>21479806
What type of person would want to be an anime girl streamer?

>>21479892
fuck doctors lmao

>>21479842
fair enough

Are all doctors in Europe shit?
Here in Brazil public doctors are awful but private ones tend to be pretty good

Kiwawa and her daddy issues...

>daddy issues
I could say that without paying to therapist.

>all this therapy
the fuck is wrong with Kiara?

>>21479764
The interview where Pattinson just gushes about FF7 and Aerith with Zoe not giving a shit is hilarious

So are kiara and mori doing the april fools collab together or did mori just move her stream to the exact time as kiaras because she hates her?

>>21479806
you wouldn't become a vtuber if you're a normalfag

>>21479904
unironically what her previous doctor told her

>>21479892
I haven't seen one of you fucks in 6 years, best decision I ever made

>>21479892
Shut up and gimme my pills, drug dealer man

Damn, I'm relating really hard to Kiara right now

>>21479926
A lot. Don't even get me into it

>>21479925
Newfag...

>>21479878
Same, women doctors always have this attitude of 'you're a big tough man, why the fuck are you complaining to me? Just deal with it you weak cunt.'
Women can never understand us.

>>21479847
Blame the people who do actually fake it, or worse, are hyperbolic about the actual symptoms.

>>21479892

>>21479908
How the fuck do you know this?

>>21479892
Fuck off "doctor"

>>21479926
according to the doctors, daddy issues

>>21479892
Doctorfags... don't look...

>giving the doctor shit

Kiara will end up in an asylum and never get out

>>21479892
They don't understand how infuriating it is to have some greasemonkey come in waving WebMD on their iPhone and start arguing with you about your diagnosis.

>>21479685
I think age has a lot to do with it. I once had an infected mouth ulcer at the back of my throat that made it impossible for me to eat anything other than plain congee and was about the size of a 10p coin. I had to struggle to convince several people over the course of a week until I got to see a grumpy as fuck 60-something year old specialist, who acted like a complete cunt and like I was wasting his valuable time until he finally took a look at it. He instantly freaked out, went totally silent, prescribed me like 6 different medicines and told me to phone him if I wasn't starting to feel better with in a week.

>Not 1 on 1 for PT
Huh?

>>21479937
what do you think?

>>21479874
an all day pain therapy is important for her condition, just to exactly pin point the moment of the day she feels pain, she should do it but staying in a room with some nurse taking turns to watch over her for 24 hours straight is gonna kill her mentally

>>21479926
hitler tried to prevent this....

>>21479926
She is constantly in pain.

Idk about you guys but I'm going to avoid vtubers as a whole on all forms of media until April 1st is over world wide.

>>21479931
Lol which one is that?

>>21479618
Nah she's just a braindead low IQ retard (as always) who doesn't realize you need a private insurance to get doctors that aren't worthless.

Why are Euro doctors so shit?
t. burger that’s never had an issue with a doctor

>>21479975
Don't worry, I can fix her.

>>21479892
>we

>>21479968
>kiara enters a room
>there's 8 kiara cosplayers waiting for her

>>21479892
No nigga you don't, I keep myself healthy just to avoid you fuck off

>>21479953
No how about I blame the highly trained professionals who are unable to distinguish between those fakers and me with genuine problems when it's their fucking job

>>21479965
>seek a professional
>patient outright deny everything anyway and just waste money/time for no reason
many such cases

>>21479908
Not shionfriend but i used to do this as a kid but at least i put my legs on a wall and not have them dangle above my face

hearing this cabaret club music while Kiara talks about her physical therapy makes me imagine going to a club like this and picking her as the girl to sit with and she just goes on with this the whole time

>kfpkek's scs are wasted on some hack therapist
JESAS

>>21479847
Most doctors are completely incompetent retards that think they know everything because of their position.

>>21479926
Hapsburg inbreeding