/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

CALLI KAKKOI!

*blocks your path*

remember to love your Mori

DeathStar is strong (and cute)

>>21463684

Sheev now hunts Mori and Suzy, seeing how powerful a Deathstar can truly be.

We can't stop winning

>flubbed the rap a bit
>antis going crazy
>not realizing she was too excited and hopped around for 5 minutes before performance and was out of breath because of it

>>21463684
Kakkoi..

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>21463836
I thought it was the sound guy who flubbed it

>>21463836
god I love this dork so much

>>21463720
Look at her hands, she's so CUTE

>>21463842
No! Fuck you!! She's Kawaii!!!

I'm gonna leeeeannnnn

>>21463880
Her mic was low during the performance and you hear them bump it up during the conversation between songs. She still "ate" maybe one or two words during the rap but her audio was definitely a bit wonky

>>21463836
After watching it again, I suspect she got thrown off because the sound guy suddenly started playing her rap vocals instead of the backing track so the rap sounded doubled.

someone post the picture

>>21464050
Yeah I heard her recorded vocals in the back maybe a mix up on the track that was used, would have thrown me off too

>>21463709
I don't see the point of loving someone who will never love me.

>>21464004
I love lean

>>21464144
Here you go

I had to tune out when this hunchback with a flat voice came on stage

It's so cute seeing them try to cope in global

>>21464141
It was weird, happened like mid track. Her first verse didn't have the problem.

PINK WOMAN GOOD!!!

Happy pink and blue women

>>21464233
who?

>>21463783
Looks fine here.

Moripipioipiooppipipipipopipi

>>21463618
>hololive idol
i'm going to need a source for that

>>21464994
hololive

You know Mori is going to buy the Suzy cap
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1509533851567022081?s=21&t=bb64tkNqG93XZwCMGGbbng

>>21464670

>>21465110
Well, I know that I am at least
Probably going to end up wearing it more than the Bae one

Uh, deadbeats, what the fuck is this song and MV? What did she mean by this?

>>21465135
she looks so stiff lol\
probably all that weight

>>21465135
Her little hops are adorable

>>21464994
true she's my wife

Mori and deadbeats are too happy with today and yesterday's streams....

>>21465195
FUCK THE REFLECTIONS I SEE OF MYSELF

At least that's what I get from this one frame please post the link

>>21465279
we have good reason to be our oshi is a lovable dork and all the hard work she's done is finally paying off

>>21465324
> please post the link
Anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBuHQeL-OO8

>>21465279
You could say we got a HUGE W

>>21465195
Something about schizo trap grooming I think

>>21465343
I should finish my sentence
Mori and deadbeats are too happy with today and yesterday's streams so they're being raided

>>21465279
Tomorrow is gonna be good too.

>>21465195
I guess Mori and Suisei are even closer than we thought...

>>21465431
same answer as before

>>21465602
they apparently talk a lot off stream according to Mori

>>21465359
>>21465195
Please undastand the insight is starting to overlap my neural connections anyways here's a fun frame:

>Despite all that my fans can see of me, they must remain at a distance.

A lot of talk here about the parasocial relationship, but I understand the pain of feeling like you're too detached from others because of success

>>21465678
are you quoting part of the lyrics or something Interesting.

>>21465431
Fuck em, DeathStar is real and ready to go, why should we care about schizos?

Hololive REALLY needs to get better sound people. Its seem to be a constant issue on every live event.

>>21464031
>>21463836
they weren't even using an instrumental version of the song. It was her singing underneath her singing. It wouldn't have sounded off if she wasn't singing on top of the real studio track

>>21465678
Pretty serious tones from these two in their music recently, wonder if it's a discussion they had?

>>21465678
Interpretations of the image, also my stance is wrong after finishing the video, that frame can be read as:

>I want to experience my life as one complete self

>>21465752
this sex off collab when?

>>21465207
lol so she was hunchback cuz her belly and not the spine

>>21465940
Currently happening, hence why Calvin is streaming tomorrow

taking a shit on stage

I love this dork like you wouldn't believe https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1509540596909690881

>>21466055
I take a dookie on these niggas

My idol wife Mori!

>>21465905
Meant for >>21465743
>>21465871

Seems like Deathstar is official combo name, Suzy is using the hashtag for promotion
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1509537959258722309?s=21&t=bb64tkNqG93XZwCMGGbbng

I really don't want her to get her casual outfit in 3d. We'd never see original again

>>21466063
>actually using #Deathstar
YES
YES
YES!

>>21466149
BASED, also that picture, kek. I love these two.

Mori will change your lifespan by five years in either direction you want, under the condition that you craft a diet that helps her lose ten pounds in a month. What's the diet?

fuck yes Deathstar is the official name!!!

>>21463783
What am I supposed to see here?

>>21464994
Hololive=idol

>>21466252
just nothing processed

>>21466274
from what antis saying she's a fat ass cow but in truth she's my fat ass cow and I love her

>>21466309
Not even energy drinks or vodka?

>>21466252
>ten pounds in a month
stick to intermittent fasting. ACTUALLY stick to it and also replace meals with cocaine
not sure how else to lose that much that fast

>>21464944

Yeah, I knew her model was bugging the first time. This just confirms it. You really don’t catch this stuff until you see it in action.

>when all your practice at the hoedown finally pays off

>>21466367
Only water and tea

>>21466252
no more drugs

>>21466252
The diet is unironically starving her, she can drink water for her homeostasis and have the occasional natural sugar food so her precious brain can keep going

>>21466252
diets are easy just stick to them. Eat a bunch of water rich and green foods. They fill you up more making you not hungry and are low in calories. I've lost 40 lbs this year eating a bunch of broccoli while not eating fast food. It's that simple. Count your calories with an app. Stop eating fast food and pasta and eat more vegetables. Losing weight is 90% diet and 10% exercise.

She needs 3d for the other outfits

>>21465110
I know *I* am going to buy the Suzy cap.

>>21466252
she's fine the way she is :)

>>21466456
she said she was doing the fasting thing and drinking black coffee outside of eating hours but I would bet money she still drinks booze when shes supposed to be fasting

>>21466252
Cut carbs and sugar, done.

>>21466252
A spoonful of my cum thrice a day, directly from the source

>Someone posts about making Mori diet to lose weight
>Consensus is that she doesn't get to eat

Mori I love you bb but it's true, I got fat right before the 2mil celebration and fucking starved myself to drop like 5 pounds in a week

>>21466252
Calculate how much she burns going for walks, runs and weightlifting and then assemble a list of every item she wants to eat during the diet.
she can eat whatever she wants so long as she maintains her balance. Which is on easy task.

>>21466509
after seeing Suzy in so many costumes I want to see Mori is her own like for instance her kimono

>>21466579
dont actually starve yourself, actually starving yourself slows the weight loss, eat a normal amount, but only eat green vegetables.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1509540596909690881 is this a post-stream shot? Pretty sure they didn't make this pose in the stream

>>21465638

Mori is in good graces with a lot of JP offscreen. They just don’t brag about it/talk about it a lot because well, they don’t need to.

Reminder the schizos that say otherwise are a minority that actually need to take their meds.

>>21466252
It's Lent, stick to it's rules.
From 1256.

>>21466579
When the target is 10 pounds in a month, really near-starvation is the only option. This is double true since she's a woman

>>21466642
the kimono would not translate well to 3d

>>21466648
It is, they're likely taking a bunch of promotional 3D shots together while they're there

>>21466648
I think so, Suisei's shot probably is too.

>>21466643
Yeah I don't mean literally starving but as a desk job worker as millenia old as she is I will find myself eating when not hungry because most of my life I was active enough to require regular eating times.

Truly I do believe that just eating low calorie dense food and letting the body burn out the energy that's sitting in all the flabby bits is the way to go

>>21466653
That's obvious, but I remember her saying recently that, while she loves the other hologirls, she's only really close to a few of them outside of her gen. Suisei being one of them

>>21466252
She just needs to go back to doing whatever she was when she took that 1 infamous picture.

>>21466681
again, don't actually starve, eat a shit ton of green vegetables. They're so low in calories it's close to starving but your body doesn't start shutting down due to lack of food. You don't go into super low energy mode

>>21466274
Me.

>>21466782
Personally for me it was fruit I like the feeling of the sugar rush when I haven't eaten all day

>>21466782
Yeah I saw your other post, that's why I specified near-starvation. Going full auschwitz is dumb af

>>21466757
you the thing is I'm fine with that I'm not that schitzo to think that she HAS to be close friends with everyone

>>21466756
with her job she also needs some exercise. She doesn't want to be skeleton mode when at her ideal weight, no muscle to dance with. Easier to lose muscle than fat. She'd be a skinnyfat at her ideal weight with no exercise. She needs the exercise to be toned at ideal weight

>>21466252
Not worth it, she is better as she is IMO

Reminder that she's only fat by Japanese standards, knowing what she looks like IRL she seems pretty standard in Germany.

>>21466767
It basically boils down to she just needs to return to the gym.

>Captcha: GYMSH

>>21466839
An album JUST came out, fetusbeat

>>21466872
Then she can do crunches and the rowing machine

>>21466893
She's perfectly healthy enough, but with her job she'd like to be sexy and have energy for dancing/shows. That requires better than healthy, it requires being fit

>>21466757
>she loves the other hologirls
Hmmm

>>21466941
crunches don't do shit, don't waste your time on them

>>21466055
>spirit of Coco lives on
Feels good man

>>21466861
I wasn't implying that, I was just saying it to support the post I originally replied to saying that her and Suisei are close

>>>/fit/17018018
read the damn sticky

>>21466950
Then she can get a fuckin trainer man I don't know I'm here on 4chan

>>21466333

>>21466893
>she seems pretty standard in Germany
Germans are the Amerifats of Europe. I can imagine how a nation of beer and ground meat could have such such a high obesity rate. I wonder if that's why Kiara falls into that camp, since Australia is just evil Germany.

Just watched her segment. She's so animated and lively, I love this dork and her blue-haired friend!

>>21466893
So she's fat by healthy standards

>>21467147
no she isn't, she doesn't carry her weight in the most ideal ways. She isn't obese.

I am obsessed with the way Mori's hips move at the beginning of this song. Very sexy.
https://youtu.be/RDHf9Tmdvpk?t=1220

>>21466252
Literally just cut down to drinking once a week and making her own simple breakfast and lunch rather than PIN PON off the charts

>>21466893
Anon, she is fat. She's not obese or not attractive, but definitely won't hurt to lose at least 10 kilos. You can do it Mori, I believe.

Guess who...

>>21467147
I'm saying it's more genetic really. Japan is a rocky island with an isolationist history, so Japanese people are typically smaller just because that's what was most useful for most of Japan's history.

>>21467390
it's not vagueposting time

>>21467381
Post pic of yourself or you're fat too

>>21467072
Calli really embraces her inner Coco when she gets to do 3D stuff! lol

>>21467416
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1509546674967904265?s=21&t=bb64tkNqG93XZwCMGGbbng

>>21467390
so that's why she's been listening to yung lean

>>21467390
Calvin I WILL fuck you

CALVIN YOU FUCKER

>>21466997

When Calli gets to do 3D stuff she really lets out her inner Coco! lol

>>21467381
>not attractive
I'm sorry what?

>>21466757
>she's only really close to a few of them outside of her gen.
RIP Rushia. She was one of the few senpais that Mori didn't have senpai autism with and was proactive in setting up stream collabs with her. I doubt Mori will have that kind of dynamic with any other senpai
>but Suisei
1.5 years of no stream collabs + both are incredibly busy

Oh no he's going to be even cooler than Mori...

>>21466579
I don’t think you need to do that at all. As someone who dropped two pants sizes in relatively short time, I believe all you need is to be less sedentary plus eat less processed food. It’d require her to eat from restaurants less and cook her own meals, since as someone who’s worked in the food industry while restaurants make the food to order, the ingredients used are processed as fuck. Less refined cooking oil too if you can avoid it.

>>21467432
I'm fat too. My bmi is 26, I'm a chubby fuck. Takes one to spot one, you know. She's fat, it's a fact.

CALVIN HATE!!

>>21467499
Ok but he's hot though. Wonder who did the art.

>>21467565
>She's not [...] not attractive

Well folks it's been confirmed that Mori is okay with Calvin getting the Ryona treatment, please post your fics below!

If I posted mine, I'd probably be reported to the police lol :)

>>21467575
My theory is that the announcement plus this kickstart (finalizing Deathstar) will lead to a lot more studio time with the two

I'm sorry, I'm laughing too fucking hard at this, it's so dumb.

AW SHIT, IT'S HIM

>HoloEN's #1 SoundCloud Rapping Success. I make FAT STACKS. Don't come to my hood, I'll do bad things to you. Hayko sucks. Mixtape dropping ASAP.
fucking lol

>>21467828
KEK

>>21467575
Right. Cause streaming together is the only way they can interact with each other.

But besides that it’s makes collabs like this all the more special and enjoyable.

I know that we only have two examples so far, but she seems to move a lot more naturally with a mic even with improvised movement vs without one. I suppose it should be expected because of her background, but now I’m crossing fingers a bit for her to use a mic at her 3D live.

lmao Mori appearance on Peko's stream

She is also the one who spoiled the walfie model right? Mori's timezone really is a hassle for announcements....

mori rapped on pekora's pekonews stream and it included fucking like rabbits

>>21468013
Fucking kek

>Not following up with 20 dis tweets
The restraint from her, I admire it

>>21468100
she's terrible about secrets and reveals. She also let the holofes announcement go by as a wet bag instead of a big reveal

>>21468152
Mori is on fire today.

>>21468013
fuck I'm going to have to watch that now

In case people are confused about Calvin. It’s cause it’s already April Fool’s day in the future world that is Japan.

>>21468152
Holy shit, my sides are gone.

>>21468152
I'm pleasantly surprised they let her get away with that.

>>21467987
>Right. Cause streaming together is the only way they can interact with each other.
Show me where I said that. Do you reading comprehension reps retardchama. I was specifically talking about Mori's dynamic with Rushia (being proactive in setting up stream collabs) and how she doesn't have that dynamic with other senpai.
>But besides that it’s makes collabs like this all the more special and enjoyable.
Completely irrelevant to my post

>singing out of tune
Is calli nervous?
When she and suisei sung at the same time it's sounded really bad, was she in a lower scale or what?

>She's from Texas
>I'm from Texas
>She lives in Japan
>I'm Asian
>She's cute
>I like cute people
I think we'd be a good couple. No homo.

>>21468630
>no homo
Ganbatte

>>21468630
People like you are the reason I stopped trying to make friends

>cloud rap parody
Fucking called it
hope the mixtape is fun ribbing and parody and not full on sadboys hate or something

>>21468013
>>21468152
I don't get it, what are rabbits into?

>>21468794
I hope it’s a legitimate soundclap trap mixtape

>>21468794
Mori doesn't like a quitter but I think she dislikes a cocky hack more

>>21468630
>Says homo shit
>Ends it with no homo
Lesbeat is my least favorite poster

>>21468835
With the voice filter it would fit more into chopped up/screwed category. Really curious how this is gonna pan out

>>21468903
Dunno what you're trying to say

>>21468798
Orange root crops.

That was a terrible raid, at least try to come up with something creative...
If you really hate pink woman that much, you surely can at least do that, right?

>>21468630
gays not allowed in this thread

>>21468939
Sadboi = quitter
Cocky Hack = Guy who raps about their stacks and releases tracks ASAP

>>21468630
>She likes Shrek and Adam Sandler
>I'm a fat, ugly, smelly, ogre who can do a Scottish accent and makes cringe peepeepoopoo jokes.
:(

>>21468968
Kek

>>21469082
I'm not fat, but I think I could do a Scottish accent if you gave me a couple days.

Mori stop looking at the fucking thread

>>21466921
Yeah, that pic is from before the birth.

>>21469378
MORI AIN'T HERE BRO1 ITS CALVIN IN DA HOUSE1!!!

>>21468630
I'm a 5'6" IT specialist for the US govt. that has abs, went through a very similar childhood (eerily so) can grow a beard, likes cigars, can play 3 instruments, likes her bodytype, improving at japanese, wants to run a B&B, excellent cook, amazing at massages (seriously known around the world for it no joke) I like pets, have a deep voice, keep my house clean, good at scheduling, a writer, I drink very little but can hold my liquor, and beautiful blue eyes that have yellow in them like a sunflower.

Downsides are: I have 20/20 vision so I'd have to wear fake glasses, hair isn't impressive, don't rap, have acne scares from teenage years, hairy, can't do drawing art.
Clearly I am the best for her.

>>21469477
If I were of weaker will I would have stopped third impact just to choke the stupid out of you

>>21469519
>I'm a 5'6" IT specialist for the US govt.
>amazing at massages (seriously known around the world for it no joke)

>a fed
>a whore
Mori hates you fyi

>>21469519
Kek he’s 5’6

>>21469643
what if I told you my sexual experience was embarrassingly low

>>21469519
>5'6
Sorry dude you're not tall enough for this ride

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1509554753663299593
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1509555461627932672
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1509555569916809220
Oh fuck oh shit

Oh wait we're gonna get that mixtape right now, I thought we were gonna need to wait til tomorrow lol

New rrat dropped

>Mori is pretending to be a sadboi SoundCloud genderbent rapper
>Suzy is pretending to be forming a "couples channel" with Aqua
You know they're laughing their asses off together thinking this is the funniest shit in the world

>>21468630
Im her height and a potential paisan so I gotta have at least a slim chance

CALVIN IMMA BEAT YO PUNK ASS YOU STILL OWE ME 20 DOLLARS NIGGA AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T PAID UP

>>21469889
Pretending?

>>21469889
Do you know how many images I have of anime woman looking suspiciously at something?

Not a lot honestly but I saved them for a reason

Lofi is so thirsty she replied to a fake Bae
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1509554731022127110

AYO AYO WHO DIS FUCCBOI RAT DAT DONT APPRECIATE MY STEEZ?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwq2AG0Dm0k
GET IN HERE

Oh shit the mixtape

They better get in a fist fight on stream

https://youtu.be/XqYcK0e0pEQ
Nene(No, the other one) is playing some VN about schizophrenia and make-believe magic.
As for me, I can't decide between Anya or Shion. Shion doesn't stream often.

>>21470128
I had to fucking google search what the fuck steez meant no one says that ever hi Mori

C-Man?
Come again?

The track is as goofy as I expected

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1509555461627932672

Semen fucking kek

>begging for SEMEN
THIS FUCKING SHITPOSTER

>>21470289
They begging for the C-man

>covered by C-man

>C-Man

C-man demon....

These lyrics, Jesus fucking chirst

Rapping about C-man. C-man...

>>21470493
Based Mori dropping a song about cum

I AM BEGGING MORI TO GIVE ME MORE C-MAN

Holy shit I’m dying.

3 MORE LITERS OF C-MAN

I jwu how was the 3d?

>>21470686
Thanks Mori

>>21470716
Good and extremely cute. You'll have to catch up on it later though because we're all talking about C-man now

this fucking woman I swear

I lost my shit Mori thanks for the ditty

>>21470716
fucking shit tier compared to the hot track calvin just dropped

You now are realizing there's an unmodified version of this where Mori is saying "Begging for C-man".
She's truly invincible.

>>21470716
good if you like senile old men

Mori is FINISHED

ngl, I actually laughed out loud after I realized that she was saying semen

>tfw getting knocked down to the ground by C-MAN

What are the chances of a Mori diss track dropping?

God I fucking love this 12 year old. What a fucking basic dork

>>21470816
>woman
it's your BOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!

I fucking hate the genderbend thing

>>21471035
do you know how fucking hard I would kneel if she actually covered yung lean

This dork dropping it like it's hot during the concert

can't wait for how this too will end in mori's firing

>>21470986
Me too me too.

Good april fools Mori. Hope for a lyric dive

>>21471126
Which track of his doesn't reference drugs though

So how upset were everyone that Mori showed up during the 3d birthday live?

>>21470908
Mori enthusiastically singing about getting covered by C-man

I unironically like how simple the beat is yet how good a job it did picking up slack when it needed

>Got my low-level ER invasion build set up
>Mori had a very fun 3D performance
>Based C-Man dropping his fire mixtape
Today's a damn good day, and its only just noon.

>>21470429
>>21471195
Come on anon you don't even need that much insight on this one

She's going all out
https://soundcloud.com/user-694398002/01-c-man

>>21471237
a handful of people. Went on doing their usual bit on the usual threads.

>>21471126
You're so obsessed with him I'm starting to think you're his agent or something

>>21470986
I had to bite my tongue to stop laughing when the "C-man on the walls" bit happened. This was the worst thing to release while I'm at the office Mori I love you, you fucking dork.

C-man>>>>>>>>>>>UnAlive&Wicked

>>21470986
Same, fuck me. What I also hate is that finally we have a song that's fun to listen to because it's bangin' AND easy for stupid ESLs to get by ear, but it'll never get serious treatment

>>21471294
Goodamn, really committing to the bit here

>>21471272
I unironically want her to in persona explain this

Kek

C'MON CALVIN DROP THE OTHER TRACKS

the second cumming of pink guy

>April Fool's joke is Mori pretending to act the way everyone who doesn't watch her think she does
funny

>>21471314
same exact thing here, didnt expect it to go that far and I couldnt hold it

ううおおおおおおおお!

why can't Mori dance

>>21471241
She really can get away with anything huh?

>>21471484
holy shit I didn't even think about it like that

>>21471313
At least wait for the other tracks to drop
>inb4 it's better than that other EP too

Should I feel ashamed for liking C-Man more than Unalive?

>>21471604
Why can't Calvin rap?

C-man is kinda kakkoi sisters...

>>21471604
She's very curvy so she used more energy to move and she isn't as flexible.

>having a joke song about semen on official idol account
SHE CANT

>>21471294
#rap #hood #hood shit #gangsta

>>21471642
The other EP wasn't anywhere near the level of UnAlive

>>21471646
No it's unironically better. And that's not because I dislike Unalive.

>>21471604
hard to dance and sing/rap at the same time

>>21471731
>New IP
Hi Calvin

>>21471612
>SHE'S MERGING THE PERSONAS
>GRADUATION
>LONG BREAK
>actually comes out with music from a third persona

>>21471685
she sang skynut before

>>21471294
no fucking way....

>>21471685
If Haachama can eat ass on her account then Mori can do this.

Yung Skelly been real quite since this dropped ...

>>21471646
It's actually really good in it's own category. Like a perfect pencil next to a troubled rocket ship.

>>21471731
You're unironically having a horrible knee jerk reaction if you're not just joking

>>21471775
Getting a taste of that C-man

>>21471767
As if people aren't flocking to this thread when the song dropped 10 minutes ago.

>>21471604
she's white

Does anyone else wanna fuck Calvin the ass?

>>21471604
Needs to hit the gym

>>21471646
I unironically think it’s better. Also I wonder if Mori did the mixing herself because I didn’t see one listed and it’s actually good.

I can't help but imagine Bae and Calli laughing like a couple of dorks as they write this stuff.

>>21470429
>not posting the soundpost

>>21471646
Unalive the track or the whole EP?

>>21471891
Ab Mori is coming

What level have we gotten to that we're using Mori's joke songs to shit on her own music and efforts?

I will FUCK him.

>>21471868
so are the schitzos SEAnigs and tourists kek

This C-Man track is unironically Calli's only good song

>>21471811
Haachama can pretty much get away with anything

>>21471893
You're allowed to have an opinion but that's pretty insulting to the effort Mori put into UnAlive

>>21471964
I use the Calli to shit on the Mori

do you think our boy is ready for the C-man?

>>21471964
I just don’t like UnAlive the song, I would put on C-man before it. The rest of the album is way better.

Hope next track is crunk, like Lil Jon

>>21471646
The former is much more accessible/digestible/whatever you wanna call it. Her serious tracks have more complicated lyrics and melody patterns, so they often take multiple listens to grow on you.

>>21471893
>>21471731
>>21471646
This is why you don't do this, you're literally becoming the same as the idiots >21472013

>>21472039
Maybe she needs to put in less effort cause she's fucking trash when she actually tries. It's funny that when she tries to make a purposely bad song it ends up being her only good one

https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1509554731022127110
Iofi so horny she didn't even realize she was replying to a fake account

Gotta be a Hayko diss track in one of the three right?

>>21472185
Go eat your nasi goreng and go to bed

>>21471934
Just the track, I'm also not trying to shit on it. Always have loved her joke songs though.

I hope Mori releases a non-voice changer version so i can listen to her rap about covering me in liters of her cum.

>>21472039
If you’re talking about the album then I like that much better. Unalive is just my least favorite Mori song.

>>21472252
she'll sing it at a karaoke

Holy fuck, I haven't laughed that hard in ages. And the beat is legitimately good too, ngl
I love this fucking dork like nothing else.

>>21471865
I just like her comedy songs better. She's not exactly an amazing singer or rapper, but she can be funny as fuck in that second hand cringe kind of way. Plus I love the simple 90s beat.

>Speaking of beat, I got a couple POP POP
>On the double with my fat Glock, make you bust like a... bubble
Fucking kek

>>21472301
lmao if she did that I'm not sure this place could take that much horny in one spot.

>>21472333
legitimate lyrical genius

>>21472325
You probably just don't like music that much then. I like Lonely Island, but I'd never compare it to actual music, just to other similar things like Weird Al and these Calvin songs

>>21471964
It's because the newest attacks are shit, and they need to shift tactics
Nothing new, just laugh at the dumb song, and ignore the retards.

HolostarsEN debut when

>>21472333
what did he mean by this?

https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1509565567237496833
Is the Crunchy one okay?

Now you know that most of her antis are definitely flip; since most of the complains stem from her genre not being actual nigger rap.

>>21472333
mori thinking of fat cocks blowing loads all over her while writing lyrics uoooahhhh
How many masturbation breaks did she take while writing this?

>>21472752
That's the neat part, she never is.

>>21472793
0, too busy laughing at her own fucking stupid joke it's really funny though

>>21472752
>scroll down to see what she changed her lock screen too
She’s dangerously based

>>21472793
Not everyone treats jokes literally like you anon...

>>21472979
>jokes

the beat is good

>>21473037
You can be horny and also make jokes about being horny, ya chud

>Someone gifted me a sub to Fauna's friend
Welp. What do I do?

Oh shit another one

'>Theres more

HAYKO DISS

>both of them
KINO

THESE ARE TOO RAPID FIRE, PLEASE C-MAN I'M BEGGING YOU, GIVE US SOME WARNING BEFORE YOU BLAST US

>>21473112
It just means you were in the chat and the bot gave you a sub because you were next in line for subs gifted to members of the community

Go to her chat and spam the HYPE or POG one whenever appropriate

>>21473112
Use it? Don't use it? I dunno, it's not like you got much choice. I prefer her prerecorded ASMR stuff that she uploads on youtube I still don't know anything about how twitch operates

>using a voice filter
Am I the only one incredibly disappointed about this.

Bae still has her austrailian accent

I FUCKING LOVE CALVIN MORRISON AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK AND RAISE A DAUGHTER WITH THIS DORK, A DAUGHTER WHO WILL INHERIT ALL THE BEST TRAITS AND QUALITIES AS HER BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A FATHER

>>21473447
Bae actually calling someone a motherfucker....

>Brap refeference
>Obvious Connor double entendre
The semen thing is funny but I don't think I saw anyone bring these up, pretty funny stuff

https://soundcloud.com/user-694398002/02-street-fite-feat-hayko-the-traitor

NEW RAT DROPPED NEW RAT DROPPED NEW RAT DROPPED

Reminder that Kiara thought that Mori's spirit animal was a big black boxer in the Yakuza 0 playthrough.

Eh, it's okay I guess

>>21473460
I wanna fill his twink asshole with c-man

>uproar in shambles beaten by girls at their own game

>peeing in the studio
I wheezed

>>21473460
Not gonna lie Calvin would make a really cute girl

>>21473591
C-man on the walls

"We sell Drugz!!! Just kidding no this is an Idol channel we don't want to get Calliope in trouble."

>>21473620
C-MAN ON THE FLOOR

>>21473092
It sounds like a knock-off of Who That Be.

there's more holy fuck

Did she have to drop this at fuckin 2am. I was about to go to bed

>>21473708
kek, the fucking lean debacle

>"I think I need to reconsider my choice of first apprentice...why is she likes this? and why is he so cool?"

For a few moments there they sound identical to Pink Guy.

>>21473752
God she fucking spoils us.

This is fucking great. Based Mori.

>>21473752
drop the link pls

I fell asleep, how was Suisei's concert? I see Mori was part of a nice chunk of it. I also see the catalog is upset, so it must have been good

>>21473486
Not gonna lie I hardly understand what they’re saying

https://twitter.com/y_k_sme/status/1509567527310934020

>>21463618
>That Calvin rap
She seems to be having fun, good on you Calli.

>>21473981
cute

>>21473904
Two songs, Mori was energetic as fuck and even got Suzy hyped between songs. Super cute, cool, and genki combo

"its a street fite"
"knock yo lights out"
"have a good night"
this part sounds like Dunkey rap

The C-MAN is actually catchy...god damn it Mori....

>>21473904
Mori's movements were dorky as FUCK even more than at the fes, I really can't call her cool with a straight face anymore. Also her rapping was kinda scuffed for some reason, but Suzy killed it as always.

>>21473891
https://soundcloud.com/user-694398002/02-street-fite-feat-hayko-the-traitor

>>21474121
Lonely Island vibes on that

>>21473613
(male)

>>21473727
Get the C-MAN on the Engineer who can't shut the door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-od1FfhdS0

>>21474121
C-Man on the walls

>>21474230
I felt that. I hope she doesn't hate that this is going to become one of her top recommended tracks.

>>21474347
I wonder if that references the brappening, the recent booth door incident, or both.

I think we're officially the most spoiled fanbase

>>21474640
That deadbeat sure has huge tits!

What was the interval between the first two tracks? I can't leave my PC for fear of missing the 3rd and 4th ones.

>>21474632
>the recent booth door incident
what's doing?

>>21474706
40 mins

CALVIN AND HAYKO GONNA FIGHT OUTSIDE THE FAMILY MART

>>21474821
LET'S FUCKING GO!!

>>21474819
Damn, those flew by fast.

>>21474706
I think it was around 30 minutes

>>21474861
There's A LOT going on

These last few hours are exactly why I think Mori will be in Hololive for a LONG time. She's allowed to be an idol, take the stage with Suzy and perform awesome music together, but she's also allowed to have fun and go wild with light-hearted comedy content with her friends (she will thrive in HoloGra when she inevitably makes an appearance). She loves where she is

>>21474952
>These last few hours are exactly why I think Mori will be in Hololive for a LONG time.
Mori herself saying this multiple times in her streams and her songs wasn't enough of an indication, my man?

>>21474952
this I've known for a long time she'd be here for the long run and I'm happy my oshi is showing everyone else I'm right

>>21475076
anon isn't saying that he realized it just now, just that this slice of mori serves as a good argument for it

>>21475076
I should have said "a summary of why", my bad. You're absolutely right

>>21470128
>>21473460
>>21474821
all caps poster is Mori
always right before a new track
next track in a couple minutes

>>21475076
Tbf it was pretty clear she was a little conflicted for a while.

I want to resurrect my Your Mori mixtape idea and actually make Calvin tapes for the funny factor.

>>21475131
Thanks Mori

>>21475168
Aight, good point, there was a period before "rolling eyes and deciding to stay" after all.

>>21475138
DONT BE SPOILIN MY DROPS MAN OR YOU BOUTTA FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE C-MAN WANTS TO BUST

>>21474952
Globalfags in an absolute state

The level of dedication to these shitposts is impressive. Mori I kneel

>>21475399
Calvin I want to stick my tiny dick inside your peehole and fuck it raw

>>21475399

>>21475399
I am proud of you. And very pleased by how you spoil us

>>21475168
Honestly, her having a period like that probably cemented her current position even further. She wasn't completely in love with Hololive to begin, but fell in love as she began to experience it in real time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcr15OkSKqc

baka baka baka baka baka

I wonder how the jops are taking this.

I just wanna know if tracks 3 and 4 are dropping now or tomorrow

C-man please spit on me

>>21475535
They're used to wacky April Fool's stuff, just look at Noel's Twitter right now

>>21475529
I blame Council for this

>>21475535
here is a hint

>>21475529
WHERE ARE THEY CALVIN? I NEED MORE C-MAN

>>21475399
we found you out nerd

>>21475138
>>21475399
>>21475529
IT'S REAL

>>21475168
>she was a little conflicted for a while.
Just to be sure, what exactly are you referring to?

So...when do we meet vin?

>>21475529
Mori about to yoink all of that fujo cash

>>21475762
CEASE

Jesus fuck, I'm in tears, this is Lonely Island tier. I love C-man and I'm not ashamed to admit it!