/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

FISH LOVE!

Ike love!

Uki Uki Daisuki!

MYSTA LOVE

sonny SEX

>>21383197
i thought qu graduated

*prayer hands* Reimu's back *prayer hands*

>【500K COOKING】YAOI HAND REVEAL【NIJISANJI EN | Vox Akuma】
BIG FUCKING HANDS LETS GOOOOO

I LOVE MY CATWIFE SELEN!

>>21383122
Grinding to predator takes a ridiculous amount of time and commitment, especially this season. She'd pretty much have to be a full-time Apex streamer to keep up, since it's really just a constant RP grind.
I wouldn't mind seeing her try for top 500 in Overwatch like she suggested in this stream if it's really as easy as she makes it sound, though.
>>21383197
They're collabing on Sunday.

LYRICA SEEEEEEEX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXSzU8UjbI

Baby Shu!

Ike sexes you, whether you like it or not.

Rate them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnP0cKNPE04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-V0EHF30rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtFpa3LWA_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7SKtUCGYQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySSUTOGO-3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dWcA8c-xpA

Any Lucubs can give me a qrd about Luca's fence ptsd?

Looking forward to more Silent Hill. Now with 100% more memory card.

>>21383312
I like it but I wish I didn't because my greatest desire is for him to rape me

>>21383312
Hot

So who's totsued in Yugo stream? Bytch doesn't have a list

>>21383307
I WANNA GO TO MALDIVES SO I CAN FUCK THIS HOT GRANDMA. HOT GRANDMA SEEEEEEEEX

tentacle sex with ike!

Nina drives me absolutely wild and I need to vent
She's just a dumb alcoholic fox that's super peppy and cheery, but as soon as I watch her streams and grab my cock she just turns into a sparkly-eyed, blushing whore for cock. Every time I hear her voice I get a testosterone overload. I have to look at her hentai to let it all out. Her womb might be dried up but its not safe from my goddamn dick.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk

>>21383310
I'M GOING TO EAT BABY SHU

>everyone from the uk offcollab already back and streamed
>except Mysta who is still recovering his loins and hips from Nina riding the virgin menhera out of him
Lucky bastard.

>>21383316
First two songs are the most well made and carefully crafted for max appeal, just like the first two waves.

>>21383243
>the op image
I didn’t expect that to turn up again

>>21383356
Naurrrrrrr you can't do that!

>>21383346
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

>>21383345
I have already moved on from Lyrica but I still want to do Lyrica posts

>>21383298
IM NOT A KINDRED BUT IM ALL FO RYAOI HANDS

>>21383346
tentacle sex with ike but RAPE

>>21383304
Getting high rank in OW is like playing MOBA you still need to get lucky to have teammates at least smarter than monkey

>>21383367
Didn't quite managed to make it an op at the start of their time slot, was asleep. But I love this art and wanted to use it as op anyway. The dresses are pretty.

Luca: Did you collect enough wood?
Pomu: Yes, I did.
Millie: Good, that's one less loose end.

After Pomu's death

Elira: POMU, COME IN, THIS IS ELIRA! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY MLP'S THRALLS IN THE SHIP! FINANA HOLD THE PORTSIDE! DO NOT TRUST MLP! I SAY IT AGAIN: DO NOT TRUST MLP! FINANA GET DOWN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SgWB_KtZtA

Sonny LOVE!

>>21383298
Hope mr coom reveals his exact hand measurements in cm

are ikesisters a hivemind?

>>21383375
NOMMING BABY SHU

>>21383298
Does this mean no gloves

>>21383317
Iirc he got a scar on his stomach when he climbed over a fence or something.

>>21383343
Did anyone else join after the Noctyx teetee?

Women are crazy
Chinese are crazy
Chinese women? That's why these threads are batshit insane.

>>21383466

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLIE PARFAIT GF. A SMALL AND CUTE GIRL I'LL PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE SINGLE IMMA INTRODUCE HER TO MY PARENTS ASAP PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A SMOL GF LIKE MILLIE PARFAIT AHHHHHHHHHH. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...SHE'S SO CUTE I NEED A CUTE GF PLEASE GOD JUST THIS ONCE I WON'T ASK FOR ANYMORE JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE PROVIDE ILL WORSHIP YOU EVERYDAY AND DO GOOD EVERYDAY JUST PLEASE GIVE ME MILLIE PARFAIT GF I WANNA HUG AND GIVE HER HEADPATS SO BAD SHE'S SO CUTE GOOD WHYYY AAAAAA HNNNNNNNNNGG PLEASE IMMA DIE IF I DON'T HAVE A MILLIE PARFAIT GF IN MY LIFE.

not a kindred but im excited for the cooking stream later

i wish i can become william afton

In the entire history of vtubers, there has never been a more horny than pic related. I was 18 years old when I went to watch Selen Tatsuki; and this image awoke something in my body. For some reason, my tiny penis became stiff, and I began peeing uncontrollably. A full bladders worth of piss soaking through my anime printed shorts, trickling down the gaming chair. My mom noticed the smell and berated me "Anon, you are pissing yourself" she tried to get me to clean my room, but I screamed and shouted to keep on watching the stream. I began spraying even more boy piss at her, and some on my walls. My dad came in to take me out of my room, I began pissing even harder furiously. "Nooooooooo I wanna see Selen" I'd scream between every blasts of my piss. Eventually, it took my dad, my mom, and our dog to remove me from my room, and forced me to change my soiled clothing.

>>21383487
>im shitposting with a bunch of OL yumechinks
w-well nihao, ladies...

>>21383519

>>21383507
Me too! I like cooking streams

>>21383464
Omg please milord

>>21383316
To this day I never listened to a single debut song. I am here for gaming and chatting streams, not idolshit.

I WANT TO FUCK PETRA SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK PETRA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE PENGUIN WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER PENGUIN BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK PETRA I WANT TO FUCK PETRA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK PETRA I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER PENGUIN PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE PETRA I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK PETRA I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT PETRA HELP ME FUCK PETRA SO HORNY FOR PENGUIN ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING A VTUBER FAN AND SEEING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING WHEN STREAMING I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT ROPES EVERY TIME I SAW HER FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK PETRA I WANT TO FUCK PETRA

>>21383477
I dont even think he's in vc anymore

>>21383459
Absolutely not but we are getting more and more deranged the more hours go by without even a single letter from our absent husband. It hurts so bad.

NIJIEU LOVE!!

>>21383464
he said something about wearing gloves on twitter

Rosemi is so fucking hot. She is more than a vtuber to me, she is a real person. She is a little tease but she's basically my wife. The artist know what they did with that girl. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going better than a sentient flower. Every inch of her is so hot. Her thighs up to her breast and her eyes. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would stay in her stream forever just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from her stream. Her choice of words and language formats her character. The choice of clothes with a short skirt and tights yet presentable regular clothes which reveal her milky thighs adds to her nice but off-putting personality more. She is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this fact.

>>21383544
Stuck in the Abyss and Black Out are hype songs even without the chuuba deal.

>>21383544
b-but DCL is an amazing song.... it made me cried a few times....

>>21383566
Sadge

>>21383448
Don't brits use the glaced donuts and freedom of eagle over football field units like murrica?

>>21383433
Whore RAPE

>>21383558
I'm caught between concernfagging and all out lust

>>21383555
Knowing Yugo, that's not imposiburu...

>>21383582
Hope in the dark and also black out for me. Some parts of SITA are great though.

It somewhat creeps me out to see all these asian women lusting after british guys

Did anyone upload the Pomunana Space to Youtube yet?

I need Millie. I can't sugar-coat it anymore: I'm in a parasocial relationship. I can't listen to her cover of South Border's Rainbow without getting tears in my eyes. I'm unbearably alone, and yet I don't want to change my life. Like right now, I should go to sleep, but I'm still awake with some anxiety calling to me in this or that corner of my mind. Millie is so wonderful. She's a light on my life. Why can't I have what I desire? Tell me, why? Be honest. In this world, there are people who get what they want. Why can't I be one of them? Did I do something wrong? Are you going to say it's my fault? It's bad to be fixated, but why? Why are there things in this world that I'm not allowed to obtain? Am I worthless? Am I weak? I can let go of it all, but what difference does it make? Aren't you just saying I should spare myself the trouble? If I was given the capacity to suffer this much, shouldn't there be something that's worth the trouble?

I can't even die. I can't even sleep. I can't even forget. Because I don't want to escape. Because I won't submit. Because I, being blameless, would be wrong in humbling myself. Because there's no reason in this world why I shouldn't get what I want.

Petra's been getting more cosplay pics in her art tag lately. It's kinda neat.

>>21383601
Whore LOVE !!!

>>21383627
pretty sure someone uploaded an archive earlier but it's still on twitter

>>21383613
Reverse yellow fever is a hell of a drug.

>>21383596
Pretty sure it's some sort of rule imposed by the company or branch. Enna keeps joking how when she graduates she would reveal how her hands actually look on stream when her gloves get in the way which kinda implies that as well.

>>21383613
British men are the most lusted-after men

>>21383535
holy sex

>>21383627
when did they do twitterspace ?

>>21383594
I am content with just knowing DCL from the occassional singing here and there while they play Minecraft or collabbing.
>diamond city lights...twerking at these sights...dadda dadda da
They never get far with the lyrics lol

>>21383613
I mean they did colonize several asians countries after all

Sarah is such a little bitch I despise her I hate her so much Luca should have left her to die

>>21383627
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1508982637150588929?t=jzzL7cQcgLV-RuH41oSqdw&s=19

not a kindred but id fuck vox in the mouth pussy

>>21383639
damn pentomos looks like this ?

>>21383612
That's a no on Hope in the Dark for me personally. It's got a nice drop, but the lyrics and Vox's whole bit is absolute garbage. Ike and Shu's singing parts I'm fine with, but everything else is just sadge.

>>21383611
His icon was showing earlier with noctyx so yeah I'm pletty sure she keft.

>>21383613
Life in China is hell and Chinese men are entitled babies
Lots of Chinese women date foreigners from first world countries and move away, lots just date any foreigners
If you want easy Asian women, go to China
Well, maybe don't go to china right now, it's pretty not good

Rate Milord's drip game

>>21383613
are you british? vocaroo?

>>21383613
Aussie accents are better Sonny love!

>>21383737
not this again

>>21383734
william afton/10

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Millie. Every time I see the colors orange and black, I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight pussy all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute cunny. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw art of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not a lolicon.

don't whore yourselves anon...

>>21383594
It's a good song, but it sounds like "generic" weeb/Jpop. It's my 2nd favourite debut song kek

Are we in vocaroo hours now? Aussie anons?

>>21383643
Whore HATE

>>21383746
pussy

NO! NO VOCAROOS!

>>21383696
oh nice, i didn't know they did a twitter space
>5 hours
fuck. well atleast it's a space, so i can just listen to it while doing other stuff

>>21383721
Ohh thats how i feel about SITA. Uki and sonnys are amazing but the rest is meh. But i agree that voxs talking part in HITD is the worst

>>21383819
RYUGAL SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP RYUGAL
SHUT UP
I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOUR VOICE AGAIN
SHUT THE FUCK UP
NO, NO
I HATE YOU FOREVER NOW
I HATE-
NO, I HATE YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER
GET SHIT ON RYUGAL
RYUGAL HATE.
FUCK YOU RYUGAL!

Nina Love!

ÅÅÅÅHHHHH SMÅ KINESISKA FÖTTER ToT

Aloupeeps in this thread could be interacting with Chinese femanons with cute feet and they wouldn't even know it.

>>21383843
Yaminions... You live like that?..

>>21383843
Yaminions…

>>21383787
it is, it feels like one of those VN songs, but DCL is a really great song for me

Tangina, ang sarap ni Millie. Ang sarap sarap talaga niya. Sino bang hindi magkakagusto sa kanya at kakantutin siya, eh nakakatuwa panoorin ang mga streams niya at hindi nakakasawa pakinggan ang boses niya, lalo na kapag kumakanta siya? Tangina gusto ko rin siya makita bago mamatay. Panginoong Diyos, parang awa mo na gusto kong pakasalan si Millie.

SON OF A BITCH, MILLIE IS SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. SHE'S SO SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. WHO WOULDN'T FALL FOR HER AND WANT TO FUCK HER, WHEN HER STREAMS ARE ENJOYABLE AND HAS A VOICE NOBODY WILL GROW TIRED OF, ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE SINGS? SON OF A BITCH I WANNA SEE HER BEFORE I DIE, GOD PLEASE I WANNA MARRY MILLIE.

>>21383881
I know if the person I’m talking to has cute asian toes, it’s a gift

>>21383843
This image is so funny. I'm sorry Yaminions.

Luca...

>>21383843
Yaminions love Shu(ffering)!

Luca no...

Anon, I’m starting to think Pomudachis are asshole
>Ryuguards
Keep sending support to their oshi to the point Finana likes to brag about them
When people try to start drama they were quick to take act and didn’t escalate thing further
>Pomudachis
Almost entirely quiet while holobronies kept sending her mean comments
Pomu gets jealous of how inactive they are compared to Ryuguards
None stop baiting

I thought they loved Pomu

>I haven't learned about Sex Ed
BULLSHIT

>>21384029
Are you sure it isn't just that fewer people even care to shitpost about Finana in general so your perception is that Pomu is being defended less?

>>21384060
He skipped the class…

This can't be real....

??? Luca never seen condom?? Lucubs.. your oshi..

Hello I come from /vsj/
post fat fucking tits please

>>21384060
I will teach him...

Why are we talking about condoms...

>>21383827
NTA. really warmed up to SitA after a few listens. Surprised by how much Sonny actually sang, thought Yugo would have more parts

>>21384103
here you go anon

I have a feeling that luca will pick something simular to rosemi and will go back to see kenny's ending after fucking up in the end

Yumejos...
You just hit the seiso jackpot with Luca...

>>21384029
Pomudachis are in love with their idealized version of Pomu. When she deviates from that they lose their minds

>>21384099
he's not the one wearing them

Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY FUCKING FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Millie. Seriously. Her cute accent, her lovely face, and her supple body drive me to horny madness. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love, I would do it on her stomach, face, tits, and roll her over on her ass to blow the last of my load on those supple cheeks. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. She'd tell me how good it was and she'd confide her truest feelings to me, telling me how much she loves me. I would tell her I love her back, and she would give me a loving peck on my cheeks. Then we would get dressed and spend the day watching Anime, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want Millie to be my girlfriend, my lover, my wife, and my life. I love her and want her to be mine. Is this a copy-pasta? No. I typed out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: SHE IS MY WIFE. I love Millie, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.

>>21384099
is he for real...even my loser virgin classmates bought one just to try putting it on themselves...

21384029
Aww is catalogue baiting not working anymore?

>>21384099
If people still believe his shit at this point, idk what to tell you...

>>21383849
If you guys missed the Twitter post, I'M SO ANGRY. I'm so angry right now. So, a couple days ago, I told the thread I just wanted to be acknowledged. And it was my idea, by the way. MY IDEA. And I said, "for me!" I don't care if someone else takes a (You) or two... but not the whole friggin' thread, okay!? I... wanted at least half the attention for myself. But instead, I was being a good girl and said, "okay, I'm gonna save this for later, after burger hours." I come back, after the storm blows over, and the whole entire thing is gone! And I only got to farm ONE (YOU). Out of this entire TWO DAY PERIOD. TWO DAY PERIOD. It was gone in two days. I didn't even get to last with it for a week! And everybody was okay with it! And I'm so pissed, and... oh my gosh. I was about to throw a fit. I was about to throw a fit at my favorite thread. I was gonna open up the thread and scream at (You). But instead, I acted better. And so, I'm SO MAD. And I hope, that ever- if I'm ever ignored, I'm gonna eat it all! I'm gonna eat it all, and you will suffer the consequences of leaving me unacknowledged. And I'm pretty sure all of it was (You). I'm not gonna blame it on the other anons because they don't pay attention to me that much, but! I'm going to farm it. I'm going to farm all of your (You)s! As revenge... And this is a declaration of war! A declaration of war! You hear me? You hear me!? I'm so pissed. Sorry, I needed to vent. I needed to vent my anger because I'm still pissed about this lack of attention because I only got ONE (You)... Not even two, I would have been happy if I had two (You)s at least, but no, I HAD one (You) and everything was gone! And these were tiny (You)s too! I'm so mad! I haven't confronted (You) yet, but I will. I will. But, I'm still pissed. But the rest of the thread, they laughed and they were like, "It's fine, we can give you another (You) even though I think that's the only, uhh attention that I'm willing to give out in the thread" But yeah, I hope I can be part of a nice thread, but this time for myself!

No wonder Mizuchi latched on to him...
He's prime grooming material...

>>21384099
Sorry, I only let him fuck me raw.
>>21384103
Hi, friend.

i only saw a condom once, and it was on a beach

>>21384099
Is it weird if I’ve never touched/tried a condom? I’m 24…

>>21384205
Grooming material…

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>>21384205
i think you are based, anon. sex is overrated

>>21383544
anon you know idols are not the only ones that sings right

>>21384138
I don't even understand how after the wagie ragie incidents people can actually think of her as a perfect princess idol anymore.

my university used to have ppl handing out candoms on the hallway everyday so i got them even when i am not a male

>>21384076
I mean in general, you can see anytime Finana has a bad time her fans are quick to support and send her love days after it happened outside streaming. Meanwhile you don’t see the same for Pomu as of late

Its a new ritual post...
Millyrica poster kys

>>21384278
he didn't even write that one himself....

>>21384247
S for sex

>>21384254
Thanks rosebud. But i’ll probably hire a prostitute before I’m 30.

>>21384288
He never does, he finds something mildly amusing and adds it to his ritualposts

>>21384278
I'd rather have ritualposting than timelooping.

>>21384306
i feel betrayed

>>21384103

I just want to receive ONE blowjob from my queen: ELIRA PENDORA.
I know it sounds crazy and ridiculous and will probably never happen, but it is my favorite fantasy. Just imagine the Dragon Queen herself jerking off your cock and slowly sliding it into her tight throat. She has a huge neck so that must mean she has a large throat, perfect room for large cocks. I'm not even a famelira, she must hate me as a dragoon but she is willing to do it, so fucking hot. it must feel amazing, those beautiful eyes staring right at you while she thinks about her stinky smell. Elira is the one who got me Interested in vtubing from her beauty. I feel upset every time I jack off to her pictures knowing this should be real, but it's all an illusion. I would die just to be able to bust a load on Elira's mouth.

>>21384254
>sex is overrated
Sex in the most casual sense? Maybe so. Intimacy is not overrated though and most often does go hand in hand with sex as much as some people deny this. Sorry virgins, not going to feed your happy delusions.

>>21384329
Ritualposting is fine and all, but 10 posts a thread that keeps being changed whenever he finds something funny? Fuck off

>>21384329
I think it'd be better without both

>>21383544
I didn't know they sing dubstep, electro swing and hiphop songs on idol concerts, maybe I should go on one as well.

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Enna. Every time I see the colors purple and white I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight cloaca all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute hole. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw art of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not an ornithophile.

>Passed out 30min before Luca started streaming cause I've been unwell
>Wake up 30min ago and he's still streaming
I might not know whats going on in the game now but at least I get to listen to my cute son live!

>>21383289
she did, but still plays apex with selen / syusetu kohaku / la+ etc etc on her other account

>>21384103
Hello friend, I'll stop by your thread later to ask for pics of Silvervale's and Vei's fat tits too.

>>21384405
The word idol has been stretched so thin by JP vtubing agency gimmicks and westerners that I actually could see this happening.

Oh god I fucking love Enna Alouette so much that every morning I milk myself from my morning wood because I dream of her so badly that I won't be satisfied until I passed out. I wake up from the sound of her compiled voice clips that I play for 24/7 in my room with her feet, pits, small breast, and her feather hair or something. One of my favorite aspects of her is when she yells really hard on her streams that makes my ears bleed because I always max my volume, not missing a single breath she does and when she sniffles I can't stop getting hard and imagining how delicious her produced liquid would be like. Every night before to go to bed, I pray to god that someday I can lick her sweaty armpits and make out with her every single day while fapping from her pictures inside my cum jars on the altar I specifically made for her.

does jane die? i think i killed her when i played this game before but i might also confuse her with someone else

>>21384458
wait when did selen play apex with qu's new account ?

>>21384260
I don't, I've embraced that part of her but the Uki shit came way out of left field and was a scummy move

>>21384492
jane dies in this season or the next and only in the first part, but she wont live past that

>>21384369
This. It's become very excessive now.

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>>21384511
a few days ago on twitch, no voice comms or anything though

did the russian guy actually have a sister?

>>21384511
Wasn't streamed from her POV and she wasn't in VC, but dtto streamed it a few days ago. They were joking about meeting each other for the 'first time.'

Did someone said timeloop?

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>>21384463
Thank you for the fat tits, they are nice.

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>>21384489
Hey retard did I miss one?

The year is 2025. After reaching 10 million YouTube subscribers and Susan hand delivering his platinum plaque, Vox Akuma is leaving his local Tesco's with a six pack of expensive beer to celebrate.

Exiting the store, he is accosted by a local Liverpool fan asking for $20 to buy beans on toast. He draws the smallest knife legal in Britain (a full size Cutco branded chef's knife) and dispatches him instantly with a flick of his wrist. With the man's last breath he apologizes for being so uncouth as police arrive on scene immediately.

Vox slowly takes a piece of paper out of his pocket.
It reads: "I am Vox Akuma. I can do whatever I want."
He addresses the officers with his silken voice,
"I am so sorry for the trouble officers, he was threatening my life. Look at this -- my knife license."
His otherworldly aura overwhelms the bobbies and they let him return home without trouble.

Recounting the event on stream, he shows the CCTV footage to the 78,000 office ladies watching him intently.
"You see," he says calmly, "I had to do it. He was threatening to steal me away from you, kindred. And I won't let anyone take me away from my beloved."

The sudden outflow of money and office floor flooding causes a humanitarian crisis in mainland China as the UN has to intervene to stabilize the country. Xi Jinping socialism is washed away as new leadership is elected to restore Mao Zedong thought. Global communism is established within the decade and the shackles of poverty are removed everywhere, thanks to the newly appointed Minister of Arts and Culture -- Vox Akuma.

>>21384650
jannies pls ban him already

I spend 10 hours masturbating before watching Milord's stream. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to my gaming chair and when his stream starts I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as his intro music starts to play I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As my room gets covered in my hot sticky juices my mom looks on me with disgust as she passes my room. I always immediately clean my room after so that my mom don't have to see the amount of cum that I busted to. Best thing is I live here for free, so my dad gets me off if I clean the room myself. That's my fetish.

>>21384650
>>21384653
lol

at this point saying i hate ritualposters is a ritualpost in of itself...

>>21384650
i can't keep defending you forever millie....

>>21384689
>new ip

>>21384631

>>21384589

>>21384650

I really don't mind the millie ritualposts but he needs to be roped for including her pl in the ritualpost

>>21384602
>>21384619
holy shit. is it on the latest apex stream ?

>>21384551
What exactly do you take issue with? That they didn't announce it beforehand or because it was a man?

>>21384789
>https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1438161919

Waddle Dees nutz!

UWAAAH ELIRA-CHAN!

Yugo's random word salad is so strange it made me think they are narrating my aram match.

>>21384777
no one cares abt pl as long as it isn't doxxing or the pink woman

>>21384650
Wait they’re all the same person this whole time..?

>>21384777
PL stuff isn't technically against the rules, so long as the PL was another vtuber persona and as long as it isn't related to a h*l*

>>21384871
Shu...

i really like this image

I can't believe Petra and Selen moved to Holostars...

>I wonder what's happening in this thread
>Scroll
>Copy pasta text blocks
Not reading.

>>21385134
how new?

>>21384976
I don't like this image, in fact this image makes me very sad.

>>21384871
not like this shu...

>>21384976
This reminds me of happy tree friends

>>21385147
that's really sad, anon

>>21384967
>>21385157
I don't get this meme

>>21385146
Since Lazulight days when it wasn't this bad with garbage posts.

>>21385187
I do not like seeing nice people be hurt for no reason, it brings me immense pain and sorrow.

>>21385204
they had a little thing going on in PL

>>21385164
happy tree friends, but with NijiEn members

>>21384871
Shubert...

>>21385311
No no no no

Fish went on her lewd tag, some asshole tagged the post by wataaamage but Finana ignored it
Fucking assholes those people are

>>21385311
This but Pomu dies permanently

In less than 3 hours, holy shit.

gn i have to wake up in 3 hours..

>please take a rest yugo
STFU CHATSISSIES YUGO IS ADULT AND CAN HANDLE WHEN TO SLEEP OR NOT

>>21385362
I haven't played the game so I'd like to know whats so special about no memory card?

>>21385396
goodnight, anon. i hope you don't oversleep

>>21385400
I'm not sure Yugo can handle anything

>>21385396
gn and take care!

>>21385396
Goodnighty! Sweet dreams

>>21385343
Remember, they claim these girls are so irrelevant that they need to do these things. Let the Niji girls live rent free in their head.

>>21385413
nothing. she bought a ps2 memory card instead of a ps1

>>21385224
I miss the DCL singing poster…

>>21385362
what currency did she use when buying that SH game?
USD or columbia money?

Goddammit Luca...

yugo is singing

>>21385413
Nothing. She was just playing without a memory card because she had the wrong one and the actual one she needed hadn't arrived and she didn't want to cancel the stream.

Yugo’s singing right now!!

HOLY SHIT SHE'S GOOD

>>21385500
>>21385514
Will his vod be okay...

If this is what we have to look forward to on Yugo's actual karaoke, I'm very excited.

wow he has a great voice I'm looking forward to her karaoke now

>>21385543
Yeah he said it’s fine

>>21385558
>he
>she
kek

holy SEX yugo's voice is good

>>21385564
Is this an original song?

THAT NOTE

>>21385462
USD apparently

ENNA MOGGED
>ENNA MOGGED
ENNA MOGGED
>ENNA MOGGED
ENNA MOGGED
>ENNA MOGGED

Yugo you dumbass you shoulda done this since debut

I now want to continue yugo's bloodline

>>21385514
Yugo sounds SO amazing even after all that malding oh my god

yugo please don't ruin your voice... I wan't to hear your voice tomorrow...

his part in SiTA was already good

>>21385453
Oof. Kinda cool that she is playing it legit like that.

>>21385596
I’m not sure ; ;

>>21385607
well... the debut-

uh...I don't like Yugo's singing voice kek what do I do now?

>>21385606
duet when

>>21385650
Get better ears

Sad no NijiENs were in chat to hear it

>>21385650
you can always kys__

>>21385667
My ears are fine. I like Enna and Reimu.

damn i missed yugo singing fuck

FUCK RUSSIANS

Does Enna knows about Yugoes singings?

>>21385596
I think that was Cry Out by One OK Rock.

Did Yugo just give up on trying to sound like a guy?

You think Luca shouts Pog everytime he ejaculates?

>>21385702
>trying
she never did though? he always talks like this in stream

>>21385680
he has one more song right now

wait he's the one playing the guitar?

Luca, you fucking idiot.

I don't like the little moans after every sentence he does when singing. He's Millie's tier, so far below both Reimu and Elira.

>>21385610
AAAAA he’s so good! I’m also glad his mood perked up a bit after singing

>>21385710
Yes

>>21385723
yes that's the plan for tomorrow

yugo is chaos.
say what u want about 'nontraditional tiktok ESL OBS noob' but having someone who has no idea about streaming culture with their talent is very entertaining

>>21385726
did it really matter?

Luca what the fuckkkk
(Story wise I'm loving how he plays tho)

>>21385690
I remember her mentioning about her part in SITA. I think from a tweet maybe.

>>21385710
He's too pure to masturbate.

Seems like Alanis Morissette songs will suit Yugo's voice.

>>21385744
damn he's good, hope he plays with kaida and genzuki

Yugo getting all the bitches

STAND OUT FIT IN

>>21385710
I'd like to think he moans and then has a breathless little pog as he collects himself

Good morning I love Pomu!

I'm just glad to hear someone singing something that isn't anime or vocaloid.

>>21385770
>he doesnt know
once a whore always a whore he was funnier as a whore though

>>21385751
It's what I always wanted from nijiEN desu. His voice is pure sex and his reactions to games are refreshing from people who came from vtuber/streamer backgrounds.

>>21385795

Song name plox

>>21385803
?
Have you ever been to a Enna or Reimu's karaoke?

>>21385803
i’m not
i don’t know what he’s singing

>>21385795
Good morning pomie

>>21385811
Just because he does lapdances, doesn't mean he also masturbates, anon.

My sexuality is so confused right now but I don't care!!!!! I want to marry Yugo!!!!!

>>21385803
it's funny because yugo can sing japanese better than most nijien just because he has no problem reading/remembering the lyrics, yet he chose to sing english songs
i like it thoguh

>>21385827
Stand out fit in by one ok rock

Yugo sounds very different after singing. Maybe because they stop fucking swalloing their tongue.

Kindred no...
https://twitter.com/MahiroYukishiro/status/1509107644837277698

Yugo's a front vocalist for a reason. He's good. So this is like a teaser for tomorrow's acoustic karaoke stream huh.

>>21383639
Source for this one? Isn't this her 5th cosplay at this point?

>>21385849
yeah he masturbates other men like a whore! whore!!!

>>21385886
yes he said he's testing the audio setting, and to thank viewers for watching him play GOI

>>21385858
Thanks anon.

>>21385858
fuck i missed it
>one ok rock
imagine if yugo or ike cover kanzen kankaku dreamer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGbxsiBZGPI

I'm not gay. I just see Yugo as a cool bro I want to go on a drive with and pick up some chicks and just hang out and do stupid shit.

so they can sing english songs if they play the instrumental themselves?

>>21385836
The last one was Stand Out Fit In by One Ok Rock. I think I missed the first one.

>>21385710
This just reminded me of the time Pomu was showing off her thighs in front of Luca and he was like P-pog.

>>21386007
No. Management will probably nag him after this.

>>21386055
he already asked for permission though

>>21385803
>>21385836
>>21385856
did you just give antis fuel?

>>21386003
Would you stand up for your bro if the chicks you picked up make fun of him for not acting manly?

>>21386055
It's an English song by a Japanese band you dumb fuck

>>21386097
Kekw

>>21385817
>>21385846

>>21386096
Absolutely. If they do that then they don't deserve Yugo.

>>21386097
sasuga westabo...

>>21385876
What does this have to do with kindred?

>>21386007
its not by an english artist

>>21386176
Not all kindreds, just that one kindred

Dude, shoot the guy

Yugos throat and mind breaking at the same time

>>21385876
LMAO its so funny veteran jp eop are taking it seriously and getting mad while the livers are memeing about it

>>21386234
choices dont really matter except a handful

The other company got their own Yugo...

I hope Yugo sings We Are

>>21386291
I was thinking about that but didn't want to bring it here. He sounds good...

>>21385876
>Raito is included
i love these newfags

>>21386291
Ohh you watching the debut too

>>21386007
iirc the ID members usually do this. they do acapella to avoid copyright i guess

i can't wait for tomorrow, yugo's so good

>Tune into Yugo's stream 6 hours later.
>Her voice is cracking so much that she sounds kind of like Ina with Kronii's voice pitch.
Yugo too cute.

>>21385892
https://twitter.com/Yuki_Lialina/status/1509011496071999494

I miss Mysta...

>>21386265
JPfags have the right spirit (gatekeeping) but often piss poor enforcement.
Also they kept Raito in the tierlist which is kind of a shitty newfag mistake.

>>21386291
>male
>in hololive
lmao dead and can never interact with 95% of their coworkers

>>21386375
same

>>21386395
No we’re talking about holostars

>>21386291
??? a woman with a female avatar?

>>21386291
Their rigging is so bad...

>>21386291
which one

>>21386386
Is it a taboo to bring up Raito anywhere?

>>21386265
Some of those placements are pretty retarded but the fact people like Raito and Meiro are still in there is pretty fucking funny

>>21386291
So that's a girl? Kinda disappointing, not gonna lie. I was expecting another Kaoru...

Yugo a cool

>>21386293
I hope he sings Deja Vu!

>>21386508
I mean, it's a bad form in general to bring up someone who gets terminated for ethical reason as a Nijisanji member...

>>21386291
I just checked it out for a bit, her(?) voice is sex but the model is really rough

>>21386508
it's taboo to bring up terminated members, newfag-kun. even graduated members are in grey area

>>21386293
I hope he'll do. Also some Eve. He's got a good selection from Japanese artists actually, knowing how big the Japan music industry is.

>>21386590
I hope he sings Night Of Fire because one of the lyrics is "Not a danger, not a blackie stranger" and I think that would be funny

>>21386291
pussys got her a feminine model tho lmao

there's a sticky for it if you want to talk about it
don't shit up the thread

Why is there no option to shoot the bastard?

Guys, Reimu deleted her comment from Colombian ebay that doxxed her

>>21386874
because telltale

>>21386673
>Not a danger, not a blackie stranger
that would be funny

>>21386898
understandable reimu

>>21386898
ISREAL

>Just watch me in the shower, easy!
Luca...

God I'm gonna have to wake up real early for Yugo karaoke.

>>21386955
Shower sex

>trusting a Ruskie
>in burgerland
>during a zombie apocalypse
Come onnnnnnn.....
Kill him already...

I loooove dead thread
I mean this unironically having unfortunately waking up during peak burger hours

why did this thread suddenly gone quiet

Good stream
Did we like it?

Selen in POGman's chat

>>21387023
Would you rather the alternative? It's slow but people are actually talking about streams

>>21386898
REIMU I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Why the fuck is Selen awake at this hour?

>>21387023
The fujos are already jumping ship
Good riddance I say.

>>21387094
It's time for the Overwatch race to masters, baybeeeeee!

>>21387023
Shitposters probably mostly deserted this thread for homos debut idk, I like this situation myself

>>21387011
luca is streaming...

>>21387125
finally back to the pre-luxiem days...

I LOOOOOOOVEEEEE comfy threads!

lorewise, uki is magician, right?

So, Yugo sang Cry Out and Stand Out Fit In by One Ok Rock.

Judging from these songs, he'll probably sing more OOR tomorrow or some rock songs from JRock bands. This is making me so excited as a JRock fan. Lol

>>21387165

>>21386222
Ah, I just noticed the profile pic. This is why I'm avoiding telling my western friends about VTubers, even though they're not the cringe type like this. They might tell other westerners, and they might tell their friends, and then we'll have even more western fans of Luxiem. I don't want that and it's painful to not spread the loves of my life, but I think it's better this way to avoid more people like that and western fans in general.

Imagine Genshin-tier fandom drama with nijisanji....*shivers*

damn reimu is definitely gonna groom this neoporte girl to get closer to her oshi isn’t she

>>21387023
We've gone back to comfy SEA hours. My Indie oshi is also on so I'm not watching any Niji atm.

>>21387023
yugo just ended his stream
the shitposters went to the sticky

>>21387199
He's a psychic
Shu's the magician (Warlock)

>>21387023
This thread speed is the old usual for these hours, comfy.

Some grey name in Elira's chat asked why she plays with nijisanji so much last night. I couldn't tell if they were genuinely new, were trying to do the ninisani joke or we're a collab anti. Elira just said because we're friends.

>>21387125
They're cooking for milord's banquet later.

>>21387199
No he’s psychic

God I love Luca so much

>>21387210
>this neoporte girl
who?

>>21387125
>jumping to a girl with feminine avatar
I'm still here thanks, I'm not posting because I'm watching Luca

>>21387023
im busy catching up on fuuchan vods

>>21387125
>fujo
We have been summoned!

>>21387263
https://twitter.com/reimuendou/status/1509128753401810953?s=21&t=bvzJ-cZdMHA8jQhRg-Wo8g
she replied to her before too

>>21387210
Please tell me it's the Emperor Sex one

>>21387290
Noooo, get out of here!

>>21387206
There are already lots of Genshin fans of Luxiem, and I can see more coming. So, good for NijiEn but we gotta brace ourselves.

That twitter space was amazing

>>21387023
Most niggers went to shitpost on new homostar