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21275671 No.21275671 [Reply] [Original]

What's a hag? A woman who is +30 year old and has a mature personality.
What's a cake? A woman who is +25 year old.

Hag list:
https://pastebin.com/eqeRWL8W
Feel free to add your hag oshi

/hag/ Divegrass team wikipage:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hag/

>> No.21276181

What does the coyote smell like

>> No.21276265
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>>21276181
Sex and chemicals found in a lab

>> No.21276367
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Morning elf!

>> No.21276504
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21276504

if this was me what would you guys do to me?

>> No.21276509

>>21245767
Damn hag misleading many men, correction is needed.

>> No.21276730

Continuing the discussion from previous thread:
- you have a hag wife
- hag wife has a younger mistress that she's femdomming
- hag wife makes the mistress have sex with you, preferably a threesome
- (optional) hag wife insists on her mistress servicing you as well as she can and punishes her for failing

Thoughts? Who are your picks?

>> No.21277146

>>21276504
Pekoanon?

>> No.21277179

>>21276730
The obvious choice is Korone and Okayu. But for me It'd be Botan and Polka who is my Oshi

>> No.21277381

>>21276504
You know it tranny, I'd have you begging for cum on your hands and knees.
>>21276730
Choco (dom) - Mel (sub) seems like a good option. Would probably be my first option.
Aki (dom) - Marine (sub) is also okay.
>>21277179
I honestly can't look at Koro-san in a sexual manner.

>> No.21277438
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>>21277179
>But for me It'd be Botan and Polka who is my Oshi
But they're both hags anon.

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>>21276504

Pinning you down on the bed with your legs in the air

>> No.21277720

>>21276730
Botan because shes my oshi and then Kiara as our toy

>> No.21277946

>>21277381
Dom Choco is a good idea with her whole teacher thing, but together with Mel it looks like they'd be more competing for your attention than Choco roping her into it, which is also a really appealing idea!

>>21277179
My problem with looking at Korosan and Okayu in this way is that they like each other more they do whoever else Koro would be in a relationship with.

>> No.21278169

>>21277946
> but together with Mel it looks like they'd be more competing for your attention than Choco roping her into it
Yeah that's the idea, though between the two it's clear who would be in control:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUlsOGO1D0A

>> No.21278445

>>21275671
I'm in love with my cute coyote hag wife!

>> No.21278452

>>21276730
I'll go with Reine and Moona. Just imagine the sex

>> No.21278600

>>21277946
>they like eachother more they do whoever else Korosan would be in a relationship with
Well that didnt stopped Korone before. The divorced mother rrat seems to be a half truth

>> No.21278684

>>21277438
Yeah but they have a 10 year gap
>>21277381
You're just gay of havent watched 3D streams or her roommate

>> No.21279840

>>21276504
Koyori is just hot. Too erotic.
She's sex incarnate.
I'm obsessed over the fact that sex with her would involve all kind of experimental drugs and procedures. She's just so full of lust and debauchery.
I always thought gachikoi were retarded but Koyori is making me throw my meds away. I will not settle for anything less than the koyori drugs

>> No.21279883

hag? why don't you just call them milfs?

>> No.21279970

>>21279883
This is 4chan we retardcode language here so we can feel special whenever we see a maladapted freak speaking board lingo on the real world

>> No.21280012

>>21279883
Only Mio among them is a MILF.
Because she had my children.

>> No.21280316

>>21277438
Botan has some knockout mittens in there

>> No.21280482

>>21279883
A milf has had children, a hag has had her eggs dry up.

>> No.21280543
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>>21280012

>> No.21280572

>>21279883
you can't call them milfs if they're not even mothers, retard

>> No.21280863

>>21280572
Carefull anon your leaking some esl all over the floor

>> No.21280935
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I love this dorky 36 year old dog!

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After much deliberation.. I feel fairly confident to say that Coyote is -just about- as sex as Okayu is

>> No.21281543

>>21280935
That is a nice dog. We need more EN hags

>> No.21281678
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>> No.21281811

>>21281678
God I love this fucking cute wolf

>> No.21281902
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>>21276730
Lui and Chloe. Gentle hag sex and rough hardcore correctional sex.

>> No.21282421

>>21279883
Because none of them are mothers you fucking retarded newfag

>> No.21282495

>>21276730
Koyori and whomever she wants. I could be calli for all I care. I don't give a shit. I just want deviant koyote sex

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>>21282421
ahem

>> No.21282554

>>21282495
damn I commend your strong will

>> No.21282815

>>21282523
Yeah with my kids

>> No.21283021

>>21282523
I'm the kid

>> No.21283099 [SPOILER] 

>>21276181
Acetone, formaldehyde, rose perfume maybe

>> No.21284101

>>21282554
My will? My fucking will? I have none. I don't even remember what it feels like to have volition of my own. All I can remember ever thinking about is koyori sex. Maybe a nice post sex snack. Being outside watering the plants and suddenly waking up in koyos sex dungeon, very high on estimulantes, her sharp claws softly, painfully, delightfuly caressing my chest. What the fuck was I even talking about. Oh, yes. Will. No such thing. I don't even know who I was before koyori debuted and if I am being honest I do not care at all to find out.

>> No.21287121

>>21276730
Botan and Lamy obviously

>> No.21287182

>>21277381
Mel is older than Choco, neither are hags yet

>> No.21289111

God, I hate hags so much.

>> No.21289420

>>21289111
God, I hate fags so much

>> No.21290845

>>21275671
What's a faggot? OP.

>> No.21291361

>>21290845
>t. seething cuckbud

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>>21291361
hey now don't lump us in with that faggot, I'm a chumbud and I love hags

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SEX

>> No.21295468

Is Koyori really that old? Her voice sounds so young.

>> No.21299375

Need hag wife bad

>> No.21299373

>>21295468
The infinite timeloop

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>>21299375
here

>> No.21303290

>>21289111
I know thats you Taiga.

>> No.21303409

>>21295468
Its called Voice acting. Ever heard of it?

>> No.21306308
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I love my cute vampire hag oshi!

>> No.21307052

>>21303409
You can't put on a voice for as many hours as she does without destroying your throat. This is her real voice.

>> No.21307429

>>21307052
That's a nice way of saying you have never ever watched a roommate's chuuba stream. Watch early Towa or Subaru streams and see how different their voice is compared to the one they use now. You can do it. and
>without destroying your throat
That didnt stopped Miko, Suisei, and multiple other vtubers that sooner or later take a break for health reasons.

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>>21277438

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Smug and sex incarnate

>> No.21310977

>>21310883
i want koyo to smugly experiment on me by recording my physiological response to the smell of different parts of her body

>> No.21312325

>>21276504
I would tell you that you'll never pass and that you'll never be a woman.

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>>21306308
>>21280935
They're married.

>> No.21312595

>>21280863
>Minor spelling mistake, I win. Nothing personnel ...kid

>> No.21312803
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Someone posted this in the Mel, Choco and Aki thread >>21248352
They're saying Choco is going to be a hag this year. If anyone that has a better understanding of jap wants to confirm it here are the streams
>Timestamped to where she starts talking about her cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nlyzm8sWO8&t=2273s
>Return stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPGEQs0yGZ0

>> No.21313596

>>21281902
That sounds less like Lui trying to rope Chloe into threesomes, and more an elaborate BDSM lifestyle relationship that she would unironically enjoy.

>> No.21313851

>>21307052
It actually blows my mind that a not insignificant number of people actually believe that they talk to the cashier in the konbini in these voices.

>> No.21314584

>>21313851
Just EOP things

>> No.21316113
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Post your hags in maid outfits /hag/bros.

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YOUR HAG WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE A CHILD

>> No.21316181

>>21316144
Not with that attitude.

>> No.21316373

>>21316144
That just means you can cum inside without worry.

>> No.21316671

>>21316144
Like that will stop me from trying.

>> No.21319374

>>21316144
she already has one with (Me)

>> No.21320461

>>21316144
I'm going to rejuvenate her ovaries by drowning them in my seed. She will have my children.

>> No.21322464

>>21313851
>>21314584
Cope, their voices are real and you're just going to have to deal with that. Cope harder. Repeating the same thing over and over like "EOP, EOP" is not an argument. So cope.

>> No.21323296

>>21322464
>multiple holos said they alter their voices ever so slightly when streaming
>a few of them already changed their voices for multiple reasons
>It'S tHeIr ReAl VoIcE CopE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
How can you be this much of a retard.

>> No.21323327

>>21323296
that thing is quite obviously a globaltard

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>>21276730
Mio gently mommy-domming Ayame.

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>>21316144
Don't be afraid, Kobo-chan. We will still love you even after we got you more siblings

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What could your hag say to you during intercourse that would instantly cause you to flood her womb with inseminating fluid?

>> No.21325378

>>21325259
she could breathe directly on my face and I would

>> No.21326026

>>21316144
I'll be the judge of that.

>> No.21327039

>>21325259
I don't know actually since I never be able to coom instantly because of something that women said but I think i can do that if my hag move desperately to satisfy me and herself as she writhe in pleasure and lost in all sensations she didn't get for years

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>> No.21329026

https://youtu.be/hg1eZismQAU
How is this allowed?

>> No.21329307

>>21316144
She can and she will

>> No.21329633
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>>21325259
Anything expressing her utmost need to bear my offspring. "Make me pregnant" or "Make me a mother" will be enough probably not to cum but to make me thrust harder to achieve the same goal.

>> No.21329739

Lui Live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIkWE8EyB4E

I'm getting sick of this hag!! Working in a coffee shop to seduce younger, more virile men who won't be able to control themselves with the scent of baked goods mixed with her pheremones!!

>> No.21330693
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Pregnancy correction is needed

>> No.21331375

Nina talking about her trip to England is so comfy I could fall asleep, but I want to hear the whole story...

>> No.21333267

>>21330693
Foobs has small foobs >:(

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>>21330693
>Oh yes, It would be really cute if your kids went to school together and became friends just like you two did back then.
>What do you mean with "Conceiving them at the same time is the only way to make sure"?

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>>21333267

Not anymore

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>>21333267
Bimbo friend...

>> No.21337445

>>21312803
Choco is like 27

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>> No.21340818

>>21337445
How about Mel? Will she turn into a hag this year or next year?

>> No.21341120
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>> No.21341188

>>21340818
Mel is even younger. But I have to make my reps. I'll reply later

>> No.21341259

>>21341120
I want to drink Korosan milk

>> No.21341447

>>21341188
Wrong, Mel and Marine are 29

>> No.21342026

>>21341447
Hags are inevitable

>> No.21343544

>>21342026
precisely, we always win

>> No.21345671

>>21341259
What does it taste like?

>> No.21346424

>>21276730
Mio and Fubuki is a good option. Fubuki is noticeably younger than Mio while still being a hag, plus she has this detached view on sexuality ("I'm your friend, not your wife", not liking lewds of herself, etc.") while also being a degenerate when you dig a bit deeper, with her lolicon tendencies and such.

Mio could take her as a mistress since they're friends, engaging in gentle mommydom, then eventually force her to have threesomes.

>> No.21346638

>>21346424
>Fubuki is noticeable younger than Mio
Anon they went to the same grade in HS

>> No.21348430

>>21346638
No, they were classmates in college, but Fubuki went to college immediately after school unlike Mio.

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>> No.21348597

>>21348430
They were classmates on HS. Fbk never mentioned college when talking about their friendship

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>> No.21350157

>>21337445
Read these posts
>>21248352
>>21246994
He's saying that those sites are incorrect and that Choco's really 29 and will be a hag this year.

>> No.21350942

>>21350157
Ehh could be. My main doxxsite got purged and I dont really trust the ages listed on the one that I'm using now. I'll trust Chocomates who are the ones watching her

>> No.21350991

>>21349858
Cute hag, would sacrifice the entire population of Uruguay for her without a doubt.

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Take the red pill bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr4BvmokGqY

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>>21334729
>>21334956
Fubooba

>> No.21357711

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rER8GiViSgo

>> No.21359761

>>21357711
Do you think Fubuki got wet

>> No.21360217

>>21357711
WHY ARE HAGS SO FUCKING GODDAMN SEXY NOW

im only 33, how can this be happening

>> No.21360764

>>21360217
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Q-xJUTBZj8

>> No.21360968

>>21360217
we are destined to marry and repeatedly impregnate one, embrace it

>> No.21360979

>>21360217
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n2gPcv8ZbLQ

>> No.21361430

>>21360217
>only 33
That means you’re the same age as a few of them
Some are older but only slightly

>> No.21361732

>>21280935
I'm gonna marry this dog

>> No.21361899

>>21360217
Ojisans gtfo, hags are only for Young men like me
t.21

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Hag Clussy. That is all.

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>>21361899

>> No.21363475

>>21363392
Good

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>>21362978
>Polka will never have an official bikini model because of Youtube’s TOS

>> No.21363776

>>21363524
>bikini
For me one piece swimsuit is better

>> No.21363844

>>21363392
>foreigners
Mr. Kishida, Tear down this wall!

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>>21363776

>> No.21364218
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Hag pits

>> No.21364228

>>21363903
AAAAA KISHIMIDA LET ME IN I WILL SWIM TO JAPAN

>> No.21364325

I really wish Koyori had more porn, or at least more KK porn. I really want to fuck the koyote

>> No.21364444

>>21364325
Why dont you install KK and fuck her ? Thats what I do

>> No.21364524

>>21364444
The KK positions are too boring for me at this point and I'm not creative enough to make something good on studio

>> No.21364694

>>21364524
Install the repack

>> No.21364950

>>21348556
God I want to kiss her neck so bad

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>>21363524
Why you gotta be like that anon? Just making me depressed for no reason?

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>> No.21368014

Someone put the ages on the graph. I need the numbers to imagine the sex.

>> No.21369851

Bump

>> No.21370264

>>21360764
god DAMNIT I want to make that wolf a mom

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>> No.21373093

>>21316144
I mean as long as they don't have surgery to stop having kids or aren't infertile then they can still get pregnant.

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I want to blow Nina's fucking back out

>> No.21376761

>>21373395
Me too

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>> No.21378823

>>21324346
That's pretty cute, but after https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg1eZismQAU happened Koyori might also be a good daughteru option

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Fubu a cute.

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HAG MAIDS

>> No.21381897

>>21381845
Botan's real face genuinely isn't attractive at all to me but her giggle and general demeanor and attitude make me think she'd be really nice to live with and be married to. Totally unflappable and goes with the flow. I'm very much the latter but stuff still sometimes makes me angry, but she never seems to get angry at anything.

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>>21381845

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>> No.21384287

>>21381897
I dont know why but he voice is an instant turn on for my dick. Same with Polka

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GF.
I want to choke me between her thighs.

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>>21381845

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>>21384287
Polka's voice is so damn versatile it's ridiculous. Like, she has reading streams that sound so calm and motherly, and then she was doing a loli oujo-sama voice in her VS stream yesterday. I swear she could fulfil almost any fantasy you may have.

>> No.21391059

>>21325259
"i love you" along with a kiss on the cheek...

>> No.21391779

>>21316144
She already has one (me) with her husband (also me)

>> No.21392951

>>21287121
Did Lamy grow up in a strict household? How much punishment do you think she can take?

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>He does not mating press and creampie his hag 3 times a day while yelling "GET PREGNANT!"

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>>21396213
>only 3 times a day
Do you even love your hag?

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>>21396213
Its the only way

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Big

>> No.21401236

>>21400027
Mio after her 5th kid

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Remember to stretch while shitposting

>> No.21405926

>>21403673
Cute lioness, would mate 50 times a day.

>> No.21406194

>>21390219
God imagine napping and she starts croaking in your ear. I would laught and have a boner

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Oh no, why would you make Mio mama cry ;__;

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>> No.21410491

>>21406970
She couldnt beat the cock

>> No.21410847

>>21409331
Having long hair really compliments Lui's head wings

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>>21412687
>Every character she designs is pure sex
How does she do it? Does every ilustrator gain this power by turning into a hag herself?

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>>21414166
>Every ilustrator gain power to make every character they design into pure sex by turning into a hag herself
Now you know, anon
>Verification not required

>> No.21417647

>>21276730
I thought this board was about vtubers

>> No.21418069

>>21417647
This thread is clearly about older women

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>> No.21420206

>>21276730
Gonna change it up a bit here, I'm think BOtan for the Hah who is domming Mel. This scenario is about picking on the sub and making her a sex puppet and I think dom and sub being a little detached works better than if it was like Choco and Mel.

>> No.21420401

>>21312803
>Choco is maybe younger than me
Life is not Daijoubu

>> No.21421071

>>21275671
Koyori is Gachi safe?

>> No.21421968

>>21421071
Koyori loves assistant-kun

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>> No.21423795

>>21420401
Don't worry anon this thread respects ojisans

>> No.21423801

>>21421071
She loves assistant-kun(Me)

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Has there any conclusive evidence whether she's a hag or not? Because the more I watch her, the more my conviction about her being a hag is getting stronger

>> No.21427658

>>21426464
she does give me some hag vibes but we don't know yet

>> No.21428072

>>21426464
Not yet

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I love science dog!

>> No.21434421

>>21427658
>>21428072
Ah I see... I'm just get excited ID might fnally got its own hag prime but I guess I should dig harder. Thanks for the answer anon

>> No.21435890

>>21434421
There’s always Iofi if you want an ID hag

>> No.21435934

>>21426464
why is she so bored all the time?

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Our Hag Dragon hit 300k subs.

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>> No.21440735 [DELETED] 

>>21435890
There also Reine, anon but neither of them have that soothing and motherly aura like Botan, Mio and Lui. On the other hand, I can feel that from Kaela and also, Iofi denied it herself in Moona's stream when she said Risu, who is around 26/27, is the oldest following by her and Moona as the youngest. Then again since all evidences that have been gathered show she's a hag so ar best, I just put her allegedly hag like Soda
>>21435934
Her debut didn't paint her justice as her later streams show that she's more of chill person who doesn't express herself too much to a point when her laughter is silent. Then again she's a kind of woman who will flip her switch when she talks about something that interests her

>> No.21441035 [DELETED] 

>>21435890
There also Reine, anon but neither of them have that soothing and motherly aura like Botan, Mio and Lui. On the other hand, I can feel that from Kaela and also, Iofi denied it herself in Moona's stream when she said Risu, who is around 26/27, is the oldest following by her and Moona as the youngest. Then again since all evidences that have been gathered so far show she's a hag so I just put her allegedly hag like Soda for now[/spoiler]
>>21435934
Her debut doesn't paint her justice as her later streams show that she's more of chill person who doesn't express herself too much to a point when her laughter is silent. Then again she's a kind of woman who will flip her switch when she talks about something that interests her

>> No.21441136

>>21435890
There also Reine, anon but neither of them have that soothing and motherly aura like Botan, Mio and Lui. On the other hand, I can feel that from Kaela and also, Iofi denied it herself in Moona's stream when she said Risu, who is around 26/27, is the oldest following by her and Moona as the youngest. Then again since all evidences that have been gathered so far show she's a hag so I just put her allegedly hag like Soda for now
>>21435934
Her debut doesn't paint her justice as her later streams show that she's more of chill person who doesn't express herself too much to a point when her laughter is silent. Then again she's a kind of woman who will flip her switch when she talks about something that interests her

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Never forget what Susan took from us

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>>21446776
I will never forgive her for taking bikini Mio away from us.

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>>21446776
>>21448346
Susan hate

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I love my half-elf hag!

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>> No.21451011

Missed Botans stream and apparently she was talking about wanting to have sex with one of her ancestors because she's very attractive.

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>>21446776
>>21448346
True, we will never get a Lui/Watame/Botan/Polka/insert sexy hag here bikini model but if it stayed we would’ve got a Gura or Laplus model too and twittards and sjw’s would’ve ruined it by then
At least we can dream with Koikatsu and drawings

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>>21451113
>we will never get a Lui/Watame/Botan/Polka/insert sexy hag here bikini
Flare even has an "official" swimsuit from Lack. Fuck you Susan, you puristcunt.

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>> No.21452772

>>21452639
Anonchama, are you lost?

>> No.21452835

>>21452772
he's so horny he forgot to look at what tab he's posting in, happens to all of us

>> No.21453220

>>21452639
I like Suisex but she's not yet in the hag territory.

>> No.21454688

These hags are beating each other up on stream right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-SOcJILQPQ

>> No.21454877

>>21454688
Who will win, an around-40 boxing dog or a mid 30’s futa lover and mega perv coyote?

>> No.21455042

>>21451113
God I wish I had an OL like Lui at work
All the women where I work at are bitchy 50-60 year old karens who are done with life and wanna retire

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>> No.21455713

>>21316144
>>21373093
There's this thing called menopause, but I don't think they're in their 50s yet, so there's still time.

>> No.21457168

>>21370264
Done
https://files.catbox.moe/cdknau.png

>> No.21459968

>>21452835
Understandable I also happened several time to me too and beside, she isn't known as suisex for nothing

>> No.21460053

>>21459968 (me)
It also happened*

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>>21307429
Isn't Miko's voice her actual voice? I remember watching old roommate clips and she sounded the same. Same situation with Pekora although I could see her putting on a voice tabun.
>Suisei
I like her natural/current voice. Sounds better.

>> No.21460419

>>21459968
>>21460053
only 5 more years until she becomes a hag

>> No.21461405

>>21307429
Why don’t more /hags/ just use their real voice on stream every so often? Whenever they do “onee-san” voices (which may or may not be their irl voice) chat goes crazy without fail
Sucks that asian culture says girls need to have cutesy loli voices if they ever want men to love them
Though holomems have said Marine’s voice is the same irl which is why she has to keep quiet at holocomi (also didnt know until recently her character is actually an OL cosplaying as a pirate)

>> No.21461792

Koyori is a hag? Picked up

>> No.21461820

>>21316373
Now this guy's a tactical genius.

>> No.21461948

>>21449690
I wrote this post

>> No.21462006

>>21333267
Thanks Owl Enjoyer!

>> No.21462378

>>21453220
I'd take my dosis of suisex anywhere desu

>> No.21462627

>>21460301
Even japanese regular streamers put on a fake voice. Micopi had to take several breaks because of throat stress. Go watch videos of average japanese girls and see if you can find anyone who speaks like the hologirls do in streams

>> No.21462633

>>21287121
Botan properly training Lamy to become an utter top tier hag.
Not putting a kid in Lamy until she becomes a Hag so she's stuck watching Botan keep getting kids pumped into her.
Breeding the everloving fuck out of Lamy the day she becomes a Hag.

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>>21461948
No you didn't, at least I hope you didn't. Either way good taste.

>> No.21463005

>>21461405
Honest answer? They're retarded. Not hags but all women. Women tend to put on a higher voice when talking to men, vtubers are from otaku culture where every girl or character has a squeaky voice. They dont really stop to think ''eh maybe if I use my normal voice I can be unique and not like the millions of girls who use the same fake tone''. Really if you watch 10 randoms indie jp vtubers you wont notice any difference in their voices, they sound the same. And it doesnt help you have retards saying thats their real voices, even Matsuri showed how they really change their voices to stream
https://youtu.be/OTSuM80qnGY

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https://nhentai.net/g/396638/

>> No.21463672

>>21463408
I'm Die Thank You Forever.

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>> No.21467399

>>21463005
It sucks how prominent the anime voice is in vtubing but it is what it is

>> No.21470048
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Love these two

>> No.21470182

>>21275671
>cake is 25+
Is OP retarded?
>cake is 20-24
>Christmas cake is 25 and over

>> No.21470383

>>21463408
>https://nhentai.net/g/396638/
The dude's sets are pretty good. I like that he traces real porn so it looks pretty realistic

>> No.21470462

>>21470182
No one really uses "cake" to refeer to young women anon. If you read cake its pretty obvious it means christmas cake

>> No.21471885

>>21470048
Botan wants to "eat" Watame

>> No.21473457

>>21470182
Anon, people use "prime" for women in their 20-24

>> No.21473492

>>21276730
Lui and La+, don't judge me bros...

>> No.21473774

>>21276730
futa botan and futa mio

>> No.21473868
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>>21470462
The only cake I know that’s not christmas cake refers to a fat ass
Like Marine’s got the most cake out of all hololive
This (nearly) hag is dummy thicc irl
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5k-N33BfCPk

>> No.21474055

>>21473774
>not futa mio and futa fubuki
https://files.catbox.moe/u1f51p.jpeg

>> No.21474281

>>21474055
Mio strikes me as the one that would take it from Fubuki but this is still pretty good

>> No.21474799

>>21474055
Fubuki doesn't do it for me shes friend, Botan and Mio are pure sex

>> No.21475119

>>21474281
Mating instict too strong

>> No.21475152

>Lui wrote a fake promo for a hololive dating sim
>it’s got Watame and Koyori in it
Is there anything this hag can’t do?!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xur5lcBHvLY

>> No.21475338
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>>21473492
You want your daughter as your mistress?

>> No.21475381

>>21475338
Yes...

>> No.21476333
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>>21473492
>Lui putting the haughty chuuni in her place with huge strapon “rape” correction
>tells her she’s not ready for master unless she breaks her in, only a hag wife like her can fully experience your dick
>she’s on “blowjob duty” until she matures enough
>aftercare is like a momma bird with her chick
>after a long session all Lui wants is for you to make her squirt so hard she screeches like a hawk
Not really into /uohh/ but sounds kinda nice

>> No.21477244

>>21476333
Uoh, the best of both worlds

>> No.21477628

>>21476333
GIWTWM

>> No.21478007

>>21475152
Talented hag

>> No.21478411

>>21279883
you don't seem to understand what does that acronym means either

>> No.21478904

>pomu
What the fug, though she was another younger, a brand new christmas cake at most

>> No.21479902

>>21478411
Milf does not always equal a hag
You can techically be 18 and a “milf”, and be a hag and a virgin

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Time for your daily drug testing, assistant-kun

>> No.21481853

>>21481160
Would get a shot from her

>> No.21482812

>>21275671
help i cannot deal with my hag love today

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>>21482812

>> No.21483007

>>21482812
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tAvLBDJCxNk

>> No.21484206

>>21295362
I thought all the 3D model have spants

>> No.21484456
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>>21484206
They do now, because Susan won't allow us to have nice things.

>> No.21484459

>>21484206
that screenshot is from before the spatification

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>>21484206

>> No.21484859

>>21325259
No words. Just the barely contained moans as she tries to not scream because the neighbors might hear.

>> No.21484917
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>>21476333
I'd still go with Lui and Chloe. Chloe is already a maso, so dealing with ie getting a blowjob from her while Lui stands by with a whip in case she screws it up somehow would be really nice.

>> No.21484921

>>21454877
>futa lover
what?

>> No.21485417

I WILL BREED KOYORI THROUGH SHEER WILLPOWER FUCK

>> No.21485624

>>21484206
Everyone except Choco, she still has her panties. In a 3D she did last year, there was a part where you clearly saw that she still has panties.

>> No.21485771

>>21475152
Watame
Koyoru
Aki
Marine(hag this year)
Lui(She would be the secret route)

>> No.21485920

>>21484206
I want to go back

>> No.21487106
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>>21295362
One of the rare times we see Mio with her panties

>> No.21487278

>>21485417
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2LbPsG4Sqdo

>> No.21487468

>>21484921
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TEwx039tmhY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KVLqGgkGp-4

>> No.21488935

>>21276730
>you have a hag wife
Good
>hag wife has a younger mistress that she's femdomming
>hag wife makes the mistress have sex with you, preferably a threesome
Homosexuality is disgusting, and we only have sex with each other

>> No.21489044

>>21361899
It's a shame irl cute hags still prefer older experienced man (as in, the same age as them or slightly older). Porn has twisted your mind, anon.

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>>21482812

>> No.21490594

>>21489044
As every women they prefeer a mature man that can lead their lifes. Obviously older men tend to be mature. Young men can too. I dont really think they prefeer older men but they don't really have a choice most of the time

>> No.21491190

>>21490209
OPEN IT UP, ABE

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>>21490209
Where is this clip?
I need to hear it
please

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>>21491423
https://youtu.be/2IMt81J4QAA?t=115
She was talking about her boat in Azur Lane but still not the first time she said something like that.

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>>21490209

>> No.21495045

>>21491589
I want to sex this wolf.

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>> No.21498468

>>21497002
Sex incarnate

>> No.21501966
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Hags need pregnancy correction

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I'm happy for this hag
https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1509666854444359682

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>> No.21518337

>>21507175
So innonaka's finally disbanded? I can't wait for her collab with more holohags in the future

>> No.21518672

>>21518337
>So innonaka's finally disbanded?
Yes, I just hope some of the production staff stayed. Azki's lives we're always well produced.

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i wont let your thread die so close to bump limit

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>> No.21531171

<span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span> in need of pregnancy correction

>> No.21531215

Test
Sex

>> No.21531274

Smez

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