/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Finally we can talk in this resistance thread that Bea won't see. I think her butt stinks.

>>21297454

>>21298125
hate that gross bear

I found a dad who didn't do his opsec
He's actually pretty cute

>>21299792
There are lots of cute dads that other vtubers want to steal from Bea to date them.

>>21300238
I am collecting data on each and every dad. The dossier grows by the day, and I've pinpointed the type of shampoo at least 4 of them use. Right now I'm learning how to make wigs based on their last known hair colors and styles. Once I've perfected them I'm going to use their respective shampoos to try and simulate what it would be like to pat their heads and sniff their hair. My dadlust knows no bounds.

>>21298125
I can bear the stink if it means I get to peropero her cute little starfish

>>21301093
I use shampoo that smells like peaches and my hair is silky smooth, just fyi

>>21299792
who

>>21301093
This is my shampoo.

>>21301505
>>21301603
DADS PLEASE DM ME I NEED A NAME TO DIRECT THESE FEELINGS TOWARDS

>>21301533
(You)
uwu

Do you think I could trick dads into sending me their used socks if I tell them it's for a project for Bea?

>>21304435
I'd send them for free if I could keep my name and address private. I like you, but you understand.

>>21304642
Foiled again!

>>21301603
I use the same exact shampoo. What are the chances?

>>21307065
Very cool, mysterious shampoo twin dad.

>>21307065
>>21307248
You have no idea how hard I am thinking about this.

beatani isnt that great
she thinks she is but she isnt

>>21309329
Bea is Bea and that's good enough for me.

put the vn here if anyone wants it
https://clover.club/forum/XPHS/
I used gyro's patch plus some other fixes and stuff

>>21309329
>>21309473
she's pretty good! a cute genius even! but dads... dads get me hot...

>>21309605
Nice

sniffing and licking polar bear pussy

I have cast a web around my dadcrush's life. I know where he lives, where he shops, what he eats, when he sleeps. I keep him from meeting women, and before long he's going to be too lonely to resist my advances. I'll be nibbling his ears in a matter of weeks. This will happen.

>>21312012
God I hope that's me

>>21307248
>>21307065
>What are the chances?
Higher than you think, since you are part of the dad hivemind.

>>21312391
I'd bury my bone in Risuna's back yard, if you know what I mean.

>>21311568
good lord just imagine the stench and flavor...

>>21312427
get in line, pal

>>21307248
>>21307065
>they use balding oil
Your hair doesn't need shampoo. What shampoo does is preventing the natural oil production of your scalp, and it replaces the natural oil with chemicals that damage your hair. Enjoy your hair loss at 30.

>>21312744
dad i use a phthalate-free shampoo, am i gmi? i grew my hair down to my nipples and don't want to lose it...

>>21312744
I'm years over 30 and have plenty of hair greasy boy

>>21309329
paws

>>21313026
I wish this were paws >>21309686

>>21313026
give her more credit, the real paws are >>21312012

>>21312881
>>21312882
Even if it didn't cause hair loss (which it does), why would you waste money on something your hair doesn't need?
>>21312882
Your hair only gets that greasy feel if you use shampoo because it messes up the oil production of your scalp.

>>21313186
because i shower twice a week...

I will meet Chisato!

>>21313275
>>21313026

>>21301093
I use 2 kinds and then shove them up my ass.

>>21313323
I will make Chisato wear the wig!

I will fuck every dad and sell the recordings to Beatani! Starting with myself!

Pomf streams with a naked loli model when?

>>21314456
in my dreams

>>21315378
Why does Bea always grope?

>>21315578
potato love

>>21315578
god i wish that were me

>>21315450
rezu

I WILL hold hands with this Risuna!

>>21309605
Seems very legit and trustworthy, thanks

Greybros, it looks like we made it through March (a month associated with green no less) without having a shitty membership stream. Remember, not a cent.

>>21317469
Never paid, never will

DADS I AM REAL I AM HERE

>>21320819
Love you too dad

>>21320840
Thanks dad, but you don't know who I am.

>>21320908
I don't need to. You are a fellow Beatani enjoyer.

>Me waiting on a reply to the DM I sent my dadcrush

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1508761460885037058?s=21&t=X1Msme21H7Y_DRiaAN5JbQ

Do you have a dad crush?
http://poal.me/x8rk96

what happened to the dad who posted screenshots of bea's twitter?

>>21321993
I assume they're busy or asleep

>>21321993

Has the bear seen this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyncZauw17s

>>21321993
Why hasn't anyone made a bot for that?

>>21299792
It's definitely not me then

>>21299792
that reminds me that I need to get rid of some things

>>21317469
I don't even need to pay to watch her members streams thanks to youtube and bea setting up the room for the stream beforehand kek

>>21321652
Kek

>>21317469
>>21320268
>>21329206
Based. Why should I pay someone for playing games? No one's paying me, and my gaming skills are vastly superior to hers. I could literally beat her in any game of any genre. FPS, RTS, MOBA, you name it. I bet I could even beat her in smash, even though I've never played it. She's the one who should be paying me.

https://kyabetu.neocities.org/risuna_quiz.html

>>21337049
8,7,6,5,4

Annie draw well but for some reason his drawings make me think
"... disgusting" when i see them.

>>21340350
Maybe it's an uncanny valley effect. His drawings straddle between realistic and stylized. It looks good to me but I can see why it might not appeal to some.

Me on the right Bea on the left

>>21337049
33

>>21317469
Staying strong

>>21337049
34

annie with 0% decency as usual

>>21344930
shut up and fuck off annie

I want C3 to give me a prostate massage and milk my cock like an udder

>>21345700
This, ideally both, in either order

>>21347059
This, but this post >>21346410

Chihiro (27)

>>21349548
Chihiro (27) is such a cutie

So why do you guys alternate between /yah/ and this thread? Is /yah/ for when there's a stream and this thread is for ERP or something?

>>21349961
Pretty much
/yah/ is focused on Bea, Risuna thread is focused on Risuna-chan (You)

>>21349961
people (rightfully) pointed out that having 24/7 threads is retarded but instead of taking the hint people just made threads during off hours with this bullshit thin veil over it instead like that solves anything

Resistance dads, its time

>>21350473
>the new Discord still hasn't been banned
Resistance Dads???

She knows she can't stand against the resistance so she mocks it to save her ego. We will WIN.

RESISTANCE DADS
BEATANI CAN'T WIN AGAINST OUR COCK

>>21350672
I sent in some reports but I couldn't respond because my burner email got nuked. But there's some decent content if anyone wants to help out.

discordfags are working on a vn about the cord already

>>21349961
some viewers tried to become vtubers and started these threads to shill themselves

>>21351220
They brought it up last thread

>>21351247
Not really. Some anons liked to bitch about non stream /yah/s so they went with Risunas. It has to be about vtubers to go on /vt/ so Risunatubers fill that role.

>>21351220
They didn't even mention it here in this reclining thread once. They're all abandoning us.

>>21351397
>>21277525

I don't give a shit about visual novels I want a Beatani puzzle/adventure/dating sim with meaningful player choices! Where is it, stupid bear?

>>21351639
It took her 30 hours to make, and she streams once a week, so she should have a new game to show us every stream

>>21351639
Make one yourself, there are a lot of free engines out there

>>21351220
if you read threads you would know it was talked about

>>21352021
It's likely someone from there trying to antagonize the thread dads.

100pph there talking about the project and barely a peep here.

>>21352296
it was posted here at least once as an obligation, I can at least appreciate they did

>>21351639
Sorry dad, but projects can only be started by inner circle dads. If you want to start one, apply to the inner circle properly or do everything yourself.

>>21352296
you always find a way to complain, I'm pretty sure you're the guy who wanted to start fights just because he said the thread was too slow.

>>21352375
what are you talking about
that doesn't apply in this case

>>21352375
There will probably be an album and a collage organized here for her birthday. I admit organizing something as complicated as a VN on the thread would be difficult.

>>21352375
>inner circle dads
G***** really? if you want to do something do it and stop complaining.

>>21352131
or it’s all in your head

i will work on a vn in the discord where bea can see i'm a hard worker

>>21352506
We'll get so many love points. Nonparticipants are missing out.

>>21352375
>>21351639
Let's make a thread only project and show them who's boss.

>>21352434
>organizing
They're just throwing around ideas. Chances are a handful of guys will do all the work in the end.

>>21352473
Annie has done this kind of thing before. Not saying it's him this time but don't act like it doesn't happen.

>>21352131
it' s just a faggot trying to make the thread dads look bad.

>>21352534
i want her to notice and praise me.

>>21352506
do you feel threatened by namefriends? do you see all of their actions as an attempt to garner favor?

>>21352860
why do you refer to yourself in third person?

Ogadayo.

Here's the poal with the current ideas for the Risuna VN.

https://poal.me/dxtzgu

I think a 1 to 2 hours VN would be something achievable for now, what do (You) think?

>>21352860
it is
t. namefriend

>>21352986
Is it eroge?

>>21353208
No

>>21353547

>>21353547
Will dads at least be naked in a nonsexual way?

Dad you ARE working on your own Bea related game, right?

>>21354063
I want praise and attention so of course I am.

>>21354536
Nice try dad, you're not discouraging anyone

Please stop, CC
>>>/toy/9694083

>>21354063
It was mendokusai, so I stopped.

>>21354063
I am working on the first beatani animation that's not a loop

I can't figure out what bea's bear ears are rigged on.
Eyebrows?
I noticed her eyebrows never move by themselves, they move alongside blinks.

>>21301093
I find it extremely unlikely you actually have something on EVERY dad. I almost never interact. What do you have on me? (youtube handle : SPTX)

I want to beat a dad to death, tabun maybe
a random one

>>21356324
Guitar dad made one

>>21329986
ASSFAGGOTS, newfag.

>>21356324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om0r0IEnH2E

>>21321797
EU bros :(

>>21356807
Looks pretty loopy to me

>>21356887
That's the normal time so you should be used to it.

>>21357501
It's 1 hour later now

>>21357537
Oh right, my condolences.

>>21356569
go ahead im a sorry excuse of a fucker

>>21359447
It's got to be random.
https://wheelofnames.com/cry-e9v

Now I only have to find them...

>>21359614
I'm afraid he'll be into it

>>21359614
ein not aon the wfreal

>>21360205
Eh?

>>21360491
GOMEN oa bit drunk AIM not on the weheel

>>21360637
Sorry, if I knew who you were I would add you. I copied it from the tier list.

>>21360637
Bea...

>>21359614
got everyone's favorite

>>21359614
I don't know if this is an easy fight

>>21360749
AMALVERT A DAD GONE I WAS A OIE OF SGIT DAD IM SORRY

>>21359614
>https://wheelofnames.com/cry-e9v
kek wtf is this?

>>21362886
Are you new?

>>21359614
>spin
>Canna
>boring, spin again
>Canna again
God wills it.

>>21352375
inner circle projects are just shitty drawings or songs, they're so low effort

>>21337049
2

>>21337049
I keep getting risuna 70...

>>21337049

>>21363380
stay strong so you can go to the real graduation

>>21356729
>>21356807
Those are nobodies, this will blow Beatani's brains away

>>21321652
Sorry I'll reply tomorrow ok? love you dad

>>21337049

>>21337049

>>21337049
If there's an update it needs a resistance Risuna.
2 and 4

>>21366214
honestly there are a lot of risunas that could get added. we'd be close to 150

>>21356122
big kusa

Where did the Minecraft server go?

>>21369604
Bea likes to take it offline sometimes and fly around pretending she is a lone traveler visiting a lost world.

>>21359650
Dm me I'll send you his address

>>21370825
>>21299792
Related?

>>21356501
I may not have it yet, dad, but my eyes and nostrils are open. I WILL find out your brand, and I WILL nadenade your wig.

HEY RISUNA YOU SHOULD SHOW ME YOUR ASSHOLE

Why she stream so little these days? What's she doing instead?

>>21374684
There are several reasons that have changed over time and added up. It's a mix from being depressed, having accomplished most of what she wanted to do, fatigue, and her natural tendency to leave a community after awhile. It must be a pain in the ass to stream so I appreciate the times she does and understand why it slowed down.

>>21374684
Personal reasons. She hasn't said. Streaming as a hobby means the schedule is whenever she feels like. Frequency is bound to fluctuate.

>>21374684
Her boyfriend

>>21374902
Depressed over what lol, she gets to excercise her creative talent without worry of money, and she has no shortage of love and attention given

>>21376262
It's a neurochemical thing. You can have a life that looks happy on the outside but be completely miserable. It's even worse when everyone thinks you have such a great life and you feel guilty for feeling so depressed.

>>21376315
Well yeah, you should feel guilty if you're depressed because of "neurochemistry". Go out, throw a football, and shake off the winter blues, Bea.

>>21376315
>>21376444
More importantly, what kind of hair products do you use?

>>21377591
I'm one of the Fructis dads.

>>21377640
Have you hooked up with the other yet? Can I put these feelings to rest or will they continue to burn me? I need a resolution for this arc, dad, please. I need the two of you need to sex.

>>21377791
I have no idea who the other dad is but I know their hair smells nice.

>>21377957
Only one was capitalized, pay attention dads.

>>21377980
but what does it mean!?

>>21377818
I am going to purchase a bottle and have a shot of it tomorrow. The fact that I don't have dads to attach these feelings to torments me. You exist as a fire within my psyche, dad, I hope you realize.

>>21377957
she will only make it to half of that list before forgetting about the rest

>>21378296
The day she plays apex is the day I drop her

>>21377957
DYRBI

>>21378338
Yakuza will go over a year

>>21378330

>>21378469
darkwood...

>>21378469
The peak beatani days...

>>21378469
HOLY FUCK IS THAT ELICENSER CONTROL CENTER? WHEN'S SHE STREAMING THAT?

>>21378330
The Great Dad Filter

People always throw ideas around for projects but nobody ever starts anything, it will be the same for the risuna vn

>>21379489
There have been collages, songs, albums, recipes, groomer applications, tinder profiles, new year's resolutions, minecraft events and more.

>>21378330
She plays Apex, she just doesn't stream it >>21378469

>>21379783
Yeah. All last year.

What games did she finish other than crash bandicoot?

>>21381002
graduation vn

>>21381002
Capitalism
Aooni
Pablo
Omori

>>21381002
lococycle, reccettear, stanley parable, passpart out, oneshot, and ao oni

>>21381282
All trash games. It's like shes playing shitty ones on purpose. When are we going to get a stream about any big gaming title? Botw seems easy enough for her

>>21382076
BOTW would be an extremely boring game to stream. Most big titles just don't fit her style either. Maybe GTA would, but I prefer her playing random shit and kusoge.

>>21382076
botw is just a cheap copy of genshin impact

>>21382262
Bait
>>21382248
I think all those games she finished are definitely more boring than botw by a mile. And if botw is so boring then play something else, anything but shitty kusoge and indie bullshit that pander to faggots on 4chan because nobody plays them

>>21361394
>>21360749
>>21360637
drunk melancholic dad is a albert they spelled there name wrong because drunk

>>21383139
... I'm not a known dad, not albert gomen.

>>21383180
amalbert*
autocorrect

>>21371449
I have long light brown very thin but quickly greasy hair btw.

>>21381282
>oneshot
She most definitely did not finish it.

Kirby stream....

>>21378469
I will never not despise japans love for fucking Apex.

>popolocrois still isn't translated
>even the second game got a translation already
pain

>>21382262
>>21382990
>Bait
NTA but I've played Zelda since original NES as a kid and I lost interest with BOTW after about 8-10 hours. On the other side, I've played Genshin basically every day since launch 1.5 years ago. The world feels more alive, and I'd prefer my Zelda games to not be open world. Too much empty space.

>>21390813
>On the other side, I've played Genshin basically every day since launch 1.5 years ago.
That's autism, there really isn't that much content

>>21390813
The glaring problem with BOTW is the lack of sense of progressing after completing a dungeon, first because you already have all the abilities unlocked, but also because each dungeon is the same, there is no change of themes and challenges. Each dungeon used to be like a different world.

>>21390977
I play for 10 minutes per day to exhaust my resin and an hour or two on weekends. I haven't even finished all story quests and exploration, so it's fine if you don't binge it

Is it true that Bea and Pippa suck each other's feet often?

did the frog make sheet music for Bea's ED or am I just misremembering that

>>21392165
Yes, but it's barely legible

>>21392165
>>21392187
There are a few different versions accessible on the shared drive that I left up. Not sure if you will prefer one version over the others.

https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1wRdLiu3tJdL468o5jZ7pUDlYRCYM-TML

How many euros will stop watching?

>>21393170
None

VIVA UKRAINE ?

>>21393259
Chihiro or Bea
Which do you love more!?

>>21393259

>>21393259
Why does she pander so hard to burgers? She could have twice her numbers just by streaming a few hours earlier.

>>21394026
>a few hours earlier
so 4-5 AM JST?

>>21394026
She doesn't care about numbers it's what's convenient for her and her work schedule

>>21394026
bea streams at the time she wakes up, so she is always 15 minutes late.

LET'S GOOOOOOO to XP Hill

>>21394026
JST would be unironically the best possible time, but that's not really an option for her

>>21394236
Just JST? No hours?

>>21394268
*jst night

>>21394026
I think she just streams before going to work. That's all.

>>21394286
I think that's just a personal thing. Personally I can't watch JST evening streams, since I work.

I miss the time when she used to do schedule rotation.

>>21301093
Go to sleep, Eira.

>>21394445
I miss that there were streams almost every day but that won't happen again.

>>21394083
>>21394114
>>21394152
Shut the fuck up

>>21394687
Simpler times

>>21395157
but it was 2 weeks ago

>>21395124
hi Bea

Who are the funniest/wittiest dads?

>>21394687
What happened to that cute bear, what did we do wrong?

>>21395419
we didn't correct her enough

>>21395366
make your own list
https://tiermaker.com/create/beatani-and-her-dads-moms-brothers-sisters-and-friends-1277910

>>21395124
You seem upset

Actually cockroaches are very clean, they clean themselves compulsively, especially their antennae. It's more likely to get a disease from touching you than vice versa

>>21395538
But I want YOU to call ME funny/witty. If I make my own list I can't put myself on the top otherwise everyone will know its me who made it

>hates cherries
>one of her favorite songs is Cherry
what does it mean

>>21397721
i will not eat your cockroaches chihiro

>>21395366
>>21397785
this was a hard list to make

fix the goddamn mc you lazy ass discord bea

>>21394687
I miss half burger and half weird streams

>you will never gargle bea's balls

>>21400544
Would she wax the hair off before serving them to us?

>>21394687
>1-2 hours per stream
Those were the days. I can't handle streams that go past 2 hours. I'm not donating my entire day to a vtuber.

>>21400441
>>21341327

>>21400775
Honestly I was thinking the same so I went and had a look at the archive to confirm my biases. Most of the streams were not one hour, but there were many closer to two hours. When we go over three hours, it starts to be a bit much for me. I think some of us, myself included, need to better grasp the concept that we don't need to be there for every single moment of every stream.

>>21401079
>I think some of us, myself included, need to better grasp the concept that we don't need to be there for every single moment of every stream.
But I want to, Bea needs me

>>21400745
god i hope not

love this bear
but also hate this bear
it's complicated

>>21400775
>>21401079
I agree. Even 2 hours is pushing it. I think 60-90 minutes three or four days a week is the sweet spot for me.

You know that you can stop watching a stream if you get tired or bored, right?

Did Bea like strawberries this much the whole time or is it a "recent" thing? I remember the fruitposting, but ever since Babytani became a thing strawberry mentions have gone through the roof. Sometimes I wonder if her Twitter is controlled by an actual toddler with a penchant for strawberries.

>>21397721
not true

I WILL EAT THIS BEAR

>>21402349
mikan was just a phase

>>21402534
That's a good point, her fruit preference seems different now.

>>21402173
I don't know what's going on with a lot of the people here sometimes. I want to believe it's just shitposting and not some insane level of obsession or sunk cost fallacy or god knows what else. Like the way there's always a new big community project going on, the first few were nice but after a certain point it feels more like people trying to force a community to stick together instead of just letting it do its own thing or trying to get a quick dopamine hit from when she responds to your submission.

>>21402637
>>21402534
Bea feels and opinions change on a whim

>>21402638
Dads love Bea and it feels good to do something nice for her

>>21402638
What's the current big community project?

>>21402349
She likes whatever fruit is fresh.

>>21402638
I'm weary that it can become or it is becoming that, but not saying that it is

>>21401079
Agree, especially now that the streams start 1 fucking hour later. Love this bear but sometimes i think I'm just going to sleep and watch the vod the next day
>Eu fucker

Honey in that cunny

>>21403419
Your mom

>>21402638
no one is forcing anyone to participate in community projects anyone can start or participate in one, we last for months without projects, they are only made for important events anyway

>>21393259
AAAAAAAAH TASUKETE

Too many projects. They are starting to lose their charm.

>>21404115
which ones? the last one we did was her anniversary together with valentine's day, the next one is bea's birthday and then there's nothing for months.

>>21404115
>>21379489
>>21380439
>>21379783
duality

>>21404758
The first and second post are both mine kek

>>21403764
Your post made me think of something

>>21398626
Pope is really witty with his jokes.

>>21405081
shut up Annie i can find a sea of these jokes in reddit

>>21379489
Sorry but risuna VN is not a format that permits for a wide range of submissions with dads of varying talents. Should go to a small team of a few people with an actual vision

>>21403871
dad...

>>21405176
Fulfilling the prophecy of the bottom row

>>21405277
>Gatekeeping projects
You will never fuck bea

>>21405805
I'm married so that's cheating

>>21402638
I think it's both. People are doing their thing AND they expect to get a dopamine hit out of it. Is that a bad thing? Not really. Why do you watch vtubers in the first place? Because you need that dopamine. There are a number of ways you can get it. Funny, interesting, and exciting moments. GFE, weird stories, thrilling gameplay. Pick your poison. Community content only becomes a problem when it is less funny, interesting, and exciting than whatever else she could be streaming. The point where that line is drawn is going to be different for everybody.

>Calls the stream Tabun Maybe
>Sets it for a late hour for EU dads
>1 hour past start time
>EU Dads still waiting
>She never shows up
>I only said maybe so you shouldn't have waited

AAAA I WANT TO HAVE SMELLY SWEATY SEX WITH BEATANI

>>21406746
It will be over in 30s, not long enough to get sweaty. So just smelly

>Eurodads still complaining
Shut the fuck up, she didn't change the schedule

Community projects are one of the things that make yah fun and unique. If you want to be part of a normal, creatively bankrupt, incessant hornyposting fanbase I’m sure they’ll take you on wvt

I've found it dads...Beacore!
https://youtu.be/WMqtK4uos0s

>>21407180
That video is alright but I prefer this one
https://youtu.be/zZ_GtgLqh9g

I've seen in other threads on this dump that they can't organize projects well, I've always wondered what makes us special, one of my theories is that the average dad is older than the people that swarm this place.

>>21407146
there is always someone who complains because he does not want to participate community projects are always to celebrate an important event I don't understand why they think it is wrong

>>21407424
esl chama please its genuinely hard to understand this sentence

>>21407498
Paws tabun maybe?

>>21407559
Paws are asleep

>>21407675
Do you really believe it?

>>21407498
I think they meant:
>there is always someone who complains because he does not want to participate. community projects are always to celebrate an important event. I don't understand why they think it is wrong

>>21407424
I don't want to contribute low quality submissions and take the spotlight from the good ones and I really appreciate the effort dads put in. Sour grapes AWAY

>>21407424
Nobody complains if it's well done, but everybody has a different idea of "well done". See Minecraft content. If it's going to have a stream dedicated to it, the bar is much higher than if it were something for people to enjoy on their own, like fanart

>>21407835
Are you retarded? Have you not watched Bea? She always encourages people to create, no matter the quality.

>>21407271
It's most likely because most of the community projects are organized by the same dads, and they push and keep pushing until it's finished

>>21408238
Not sure how valid this is. I've lead one and only one project.

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>>21406909
>she didn't change the schedule
Except, you know, advancing the 7 AM schedule by 30-45 minutes. And proceeding to be late for those as well anyway.