/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

FISH LOVE! NIJISANJI LOVE! I LOVE THIS SCUFFED COLLAB

Sonny I know you are /here/, I have given up on asking you to be my broshi. Please just...unleash more of your psychotic nature, your true normal. Many riches will be bequeathed unto you, chief among them an ethereal negi blessed by a sky dragon.

Elira LOVE

I love my lawfully wedded husband!

I love you female anons, and the one nice male anon, I hope you are having a nice day.

sonny SEX

Fresh off the Wosemi presses, for all your cute and funny needs

I LOVE MY WIFE SELEN!

I love my daughterwife!

>>21293066
Her stream is super comfy and she's being adorable! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCZIQ0C5LjU

>>21292938
I agree, they were acting shy towards each other since the beginning. I guess it makes sense since feesh is a neet but I expected different from Pomu.

Nina Love!

>>21293075
aw i love you too!

Finana is gonna drop a slur, she is not emotionally equipped to play Mario Party

Pomu love

LYRICA SEEEEEEEX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXSzU8UjbI

>>21293082
thank you, anon

WHATEVER-ETH FOR FUCKING UKI WITH PLENTY OF LUBE UNTIL HIS LEGS WONT WORK.

>Elira got to collab with NijiCA
>pressured, Pomu convinced Finana to collab with her (NijiUS)
>collab happens
>It sucks
Sasuga burgers

Based Sonny wives starting the thread on a good foot.

Favorite Female only collabs?
Not making a statement on people who like mixed collabs, but I'm looking for funny girls doing funny things

Watching Ewiwa... writing fanfic... the nice spring night time air in my room...

Wosemi...

how did rosemi get voted out in a single player game...

Elira very comfy very cute dragon and tits.

Ike love!

GhostWriter love!

Now that dus-
Which off-collab is best in anons opinion

Was he right?

Good morning anons, I miss Shu!
Listen to Shu moaning
https://twitter.com/ls_0u0/status/1508429748820930566?s=21
https://twitter.com/oshimeedaa/status/1508424903761956866?s=21

I hope it's just bronies and not actual nijifans blaming Uki for the collab, even if he makes things a little akward that doesn't mean Pomu would instantly pounce on Finana and eat her coochie live on stream, keep in mind that there's a generational gap between them and they are both introverts.

>>21293075
I love you too!!

>>21293136
I WANNA GO TO MALDIVES SO I CAN FUCK THIS HOT GRANDMA. HOT GRANDMA SEEEEEEEEX

I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS I HATE SCHIZOS

>>21293075
>Trans anons ignored
Good

>>21293120
hypocrite hate!

>>21293144
Canada is truly the superior country

Literally fucking ruined an easy mode fucking collab

How fucking incompetent are you?
Pomu and Finana you 2 are the dumbest fucking rocks in the world. I know you're here, fix your stupid shit and I'll give you a shot in 2 more months.
How do you drop a ball this hard? Its literally sticky, covered in velcro, and tied to your chest. And you still fucking drop it.

You had 1 job, it was that simple. And no amount of faggot copers replying to me will change that you ruined the easiest successful offcollab in the history of easy offcollabs.

I LOVE my wife Petra Gurin of Nijisanji EN!

>>21293206
good morning

>>21293206
good morning! tread lightly. thread is shit rn

Wtf did I miss

>>21293119
I pretty much expected it, both talked about being really shy and socially awkward, for introverts having the person in front of you can feel like talking to a stranger even if you've been talking to them online for months

>>21293075
>the one nice male anon
th-thanks i love you too but platonically

>>21292938
I assume most people here are male, have you ever been with all your male friend and one persons girlfriend comes over since the guy is too whipped to tell her no?
Shits awkward as fuck, having someone of the opposite sex just ruins a lot of dynamics. You all the sudden have to watch what you say and the chemistry is just gone.
Probably something similar here.

>>21293012
I miss Fulgur.

>>21293075
Thank you very much!

>>21293207
stop posting from the catalogue, that person only watches pomu otherwise anon would know its completely wrong

>>21293208
People pushing bait aren't fans of any vtuber, just annoying tourists that spam the latest trend for a few days for their dopamine

Im honestly so fucking sad that We barely get chuuni art of ANYONE in nijien

>>21293265
thread is always shit though.

>>21293251
Ruined because Pomu thought hotel wifi would be streamable

I hate good morning posters

>>21293276
shut the fuck up normalfag

>>21293208
I'm incredibly disappointed that Finana invited him but I sent the abusive maro to Uki because he didn't read the room.

>>21293224
I have already moved on from Lyrica but I still want to do Lyrica posts

>>21293327
not always
>>21293342
I hate (You)

>>21293274
Of course, my appreciation for you is purely of parasocial nature anon.

>>21293207
If Enna saw this post she'd call him a loser lol

>>21293206
Good morning! I found a lot of cute art of him and Petra yesterday!

>>21293198
stupid sexy drunk quilldren

What >We watching?

>>21293342
Good night

What reaction were they expecting?

>>21292924

>your oshi
>your height and weight

>>21293198

>>21293075
Love you too

>>21293208
Uki literally got called because Finana was afraid Pomu would sexually assault her

>>21293342
Good morning anon! ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ

>>21293324
Im not a furry but...

>>21293291
Cute Shunyamino.

Luca: Did you collect enough wood?
Pomu: Yes, I did.
Millie: Good, that's one less loose end.

After Pomu's death

Elira: Pomu, come in, This is Elira! We're under attack by MLP's thralls in the ship! Finana hold the portside! DO NOT TRUST MLP! I SAY IT AGAIN: DO NOT TRUST MLP! FINANA GET DOWN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SgWB_KtZtA

Finana is getting fucked pretty hard by Mario Party right now!

I now understand why Luca got quiet when someone suggested that he should travel to the US.

>>21293397
no one gives a fuck holobrony

>>21293397
Selen

did wosemi just misgender setsu?

>>21293324
They look so cool

>>21293265
I'm sure we are used to it by now

>>21293407
wosemi-sama
4'11" 110lbs

>>21293251
Wholly agree, I know they can do better but they just didn't this time.
I don't really blame Uki for joining after being invited, but I do wonder which of them invited him.

>>21293426
Anon...Dont... the barded cock

>>21293407
Shu
4’11
105 lbs

>>21293150
My husband is a good boy, and I will follow in how footsteps to at least try and unfuck the thread!
Less bickering, more cool taichou!

>>21293342
Beautiful morning

>>21293407
>shu
>5'11, ~143 pounds but trying to get down to 135

Mysta love!

>>21293327
The Shu office worker abuse fanfics were fun some threads ago.
>>21293342
And yet I love you so much anon.

>>21293368
That's the irony of Enna being some sort of unicorn standard bearer, she's one of the most vocally anti-unicorn chuubas ever. Truly a based and blessed woman

>>21293397
Pomu.
The internet stabilized you know.

>>21293477
>>21293461
why do women have to be so small and cute holy shit

What's gonna happen to the holobronies after their boys debut?

I'm just disappointed that Pomu would yuribait and switch like this, not that different from out of context clippers

>>21293207
Imagine being a unicorn to Enna when she brings up marriage and having kids/grandkids every week, which implies she would ditch her fans asap if the opportunity arises.

>>21293491
The real question is "Is Shu Bi?"

>>21293207
Right about what?
since Uki was on pufferfish collab this just confirm there's no male in Canada
so is not like Enna deliberated decided to be a "girls only"
any other part of the schizo rant is just his feelings
and he is part of a minority in vtubing fans
yuribait don't have the same power of Fujobait or GFE bait

You can gauge the quality of the collab by the distinct lack of Petra shitposting

>>21293461
>>21293477
>>21293491
anons... don't...

I want fuuchan to offcollab already....Uki's noises are cute

rosemi is going to betray the whole fucking crew for her girlfriend

Wosemi is so easy to marinate...

>>21293208
I don't think he ruined it, but I have to say that I do think it is pretty bad. I also understand why /u/fags would be dissapointed with this since Pomu used their ship tag in the title, most people here are probably just trolling for (you) thought, I don't think we have any actual /u/fags here.

>>21293480
>Less bickering, more cool taichou!
Taichou kakkoii!

>>21293491
Holy shit youre tall

>>21293437
This makes me want some big survival world like Ark or Minecraft with all the Livers having their own army of viewers in the server and each "Kingdom" against one another

>>21293523
Did they switch to Spaces or nah?
>>21293443
What the Dragon doin'?
>>21293442
Rude.

>>21293206
Good morning anons from across the ocean

I'm in love with her she's so cute today.

>>21293397
just selen

>>21293545
Finana was afraid of fairy based rape correction

>>21293619
>5'11
>tall
Manletsanji...

>>21293552
I wouldn't be surprised!

>>21293407
>mysta
>173 cm 58kg
fuck you i'm not gonna use autistic burgerunits

>>21293407
>>21293461
>>21293477
>>21293491
kill yourself surveyposting retards and fucking die attentionwhores

Selen likes racist wh*te comedians...

>>21293397
ewiwa

>>21293407
pomu
6'2'' 135lbs

>>21293407
Rosemi
185cm
75kg

NijiEN is literally just a discord clique with anime avatars
Why are you still watching this shit? Do something better with your life, you deserve better than these sluts.

>>21293407
Luca!
5'0!
100 lbs!

>>21293546
They're gonna do a 180 and suddenly boytubers are "based" and "bros" just because it has a holo label on it. jk mass suicide imminent

>>21293641
She's very dorky and dumb and cute and silly and I adore her so much!!

I feel like they probably shouldn't have streamed this offcollab, they're way too awkward and introverted to stream their first time meeting in person. I still wait for the day that NijiEN has its version of Gunkan + HSKW streams, but this isn't it. But at least this will filter what few unicorns remain.

>>21293545
>yuribait
That's not yuribait, if she wanted to yuribait she would have used the other image made by the same artist

sonny love!

>>21293208
Stream started great and my disappointment is immense.

>>21293407
>Pomu
>198cm/88kg trying to go down to 70kg

>>21293619
I'm a guy...

How many of you actually expected them to molest each other on stream? Finana is a painfully awkward virgin and Pomu is terrified of one-on-one human interaction.

>>21293623
Grinding to Masters

>this minigame
AAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>21293546
Nothing, because it's not StarsEN. That and I don't know if the new guys even speak enough eigo like based pizzadad.

>>21293549
Not everything is about being a unicorn.
You can be upset about false advertisement without thinking every single girl has to be a virgin for life.

>>21293621
I really hope there’s an Ark arc

>>21293412

Shut up finana

>surveyposting
are holobronies raiding

>>21293619
First time in my life Ive heard that said about somebody whos 5'11"

>>21293546
mass suicide
one of them will stream it when the inevitable collab happens

>>21293698
I'm staying awake for 24h in order to reset my sleep cycle and help me cope better with my depression.
These sluts are helping me not to sleep.

Don't surverypost so early in the thread, come on now. That's one of the unspoken rules.

>>21293783
is that really a question

I'm worried that Elira might be TOO cute

>>21293397
I'm never venturing outside Obsydia again.

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLIE PARFAIT GF. A SMALL AND CUTE GIRL I'LL PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE SINGLE IMMA INTRODUCE HER TO MY PARENTS ASAP PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A SMOL GF LIKE MILLIE PARFAIT AHHHHHHHHHH. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...SHE'S SO CUTE I NEED A CUTE GF PLEASE GOD JUST THIS ONCE I WON'T ASK FOR ANYMORE JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE PROVIDE ILL WORSHIP YOU EVERYDAY AND DO GOOD EVERYDAY JUST PLEASE GIVE ME MILLIE PARFAIT GF I WANNA HUG AND GIVE HER HEADPATS SO BAD SHE'S SO CUTE GOOD WHYYY AAAAAA HNNNNNNNNNGG PLEASE IMMA DIE IF I DON'T HAVE A MILLIE PARFAIT GF IN MY LIFE.

>>21293407
>Luca
>5'2 , 125 lbs

>>21293397
the cute and funny rat, i'll probably switch to ewiwa soon

>>21293546
Hololive fans
>wtf these aren't bros they're JAPANESE MEN FROM UTAITE CIRCLES!?
>leaves
Holostars fans
>haha we're stealing our artists back from NijiEN hell

>>21293546
hopefully mass suicide

Can't believe I'm saying this but Petra definitely would have improved the offcollab if she were there instead of Uki

>>21293743
Pufferfeesh was literally invented to be their shipping tag...

>>21293251
Yeah it's really weird. If you announce a collab like this you should know what people want.

>>21293774
Yeah this I'm so tired of even slightly expressing wanting to see something with just the girls and then UNICORN HAHA XD IM SO CLEVER

>>21293747
Cute whore

>>21293546
Won't care because Hololive doesn't have mixed collabs

>>21293764
I don't even want them to. I hate yuribaiting. I'm honestly glad Uki is there.

>>21293810
No. We don't surveypost at all here.

>>21293764
Pomu wanted to molest Finana

If you’re leaving Nijisanji forever, please fuck off and never come back. Never bother me or my retarded son who says “pog” ever again.

>>21293407
>>21293461
>>21293477
>>21293491
>>21293661
>>21293686
>>21293694
>>21293702
>>21293757
>>21293827
>>21293528
>>21293578
>>21293619
>>21293760
>>>/soc/

>>21293447
Ike's is my favorite
I love characters that have their head covered in long cloth

>>21293150
He's not my wife just my little brother, but I'm looking forward to his Minecraft stream later today! Good, wholesome block game autism is a great way to relax and unwind after everything that's gone on today. I hope we catch some of the other members on the server, too.

>>21293768
dissapointed in feesh that she didnt make this reference...

>>21293407
>Shu
>6'2 400lbs

>>21293927
No.

>>21293900
lol

hmm... so that girl that came out as a gnosia. if rosemi votes for her and the vote doesn't go through, rosemi is going to get killed for sure, right?

>>21293747
Why doesnt he do streams later in the day? Does he work during the night or somethihg

>>21293207
>on the yuri side we've gotten jack shit
You mean the girls all fondling each others chests, spanking each other, touching each others thighs, showing each other their panties, talking about sleeping in bed together and showering and bathing together isn't yuri?

>>21293935
Insha'allah me too sister.

>>21293861
No retard, Pomu wanted pufferfeesh to become the name of their collab pair, just like MLP or the retarded nijisomething.

>>21293900
(you)

huh there really is a bunch of tourist judging from the amount of reactions from the usual /soc/ posting

>>21293698
How is watching neet woman that pretend to be your girlfriend so they can wrestle your money out of your wallets a better use of time? I'll take the discord group, unironically. I'd rather watch people have fun playing minecraft and shit than watch some broad try to gaslight me out of my money.

>>21293810
we don't surveypost here holobrony tourist

>>21293924
>my retarded son who says “pog”
Hey, he's not retarded, he's just... special.

>>21293885
>false advertisement
if you didn't know there would be a surprise guest you might genuinely be retarded

>>21293519
this is honestly why she is my oshi; i dropped a bunch of supa before and generally have issues with dropping money on OF and she takes it upon herself to stop people from sending a lot of supas or telling people they don't need to akasupa her or wanting to be responsible with what she says that can lead to supa rain

>>21293879
I LOVE SEISOXIEM

>>21293407
>sonny
>149cm, 43kg
Hes so tall the height difference gets me(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

>>21293927
Thanks for the (you)! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

>>21293948
>ShuXFatBastard
Didn't know i liked this ship

>>21293207
he's right, mirrors my thoughts exactly, though even though uki is gay as fuck it wasn't ALL his fault, the stream was just shit in general. they were so unbelievably awkward with each other. no chemistry which is strange because they have amazing chemistry together usually, we know this for a fact because we see it all the time.
all that needed to happen in this collab for it to have been a colossal success would have been -
>finana and pomu together with no other 'special guests', not girl or boy.
>some girl talk, talking about anime/games together, talking about what they've been doing since they met irl and what they have planned etc
>having a small karaoke session, wouldn't need to be long lasting
>sexual tension / lewd talk, doesn't matter if its feigned or not.
bang, successful collab.
oh, they needed their fucking moving models too instead of a png and a non shit internet connection.

so disappointing. they could have copied the besties collab format with their own twists and topics and it would have been amazing.
instead we got a disaster. definitely not worth the wait.

One final time using this since Pomu and Finana couldn't even stick the fucking landing

>>21293407
>Pomu, Fulgur
>165 cm, 60 kg

>>21293970
Yes ! That stream was amazing.
This was implied to be something like that with all the cover art and twitter baiting but they did the ol switcheroo

I want an all-branch NFS racing collab.

>>21293568
So what you're saying is, Canada is a unicorn paradise, especially for people with yellow fever?

>>21294007
That's not even what I was talking about but okay I'm retarded lmao

>>21293549
This has shit to do with unicorns. It's about ruining the mood not your retarded cuck bullshit.

>>21293871
Every
Single
Thing
about the lead up to the stream was complete yuribait. Pomu and Finana knew exactly what was the appeal and was drawing people in.

It honestly feels like a sick joke.

Honestly I never even really liked Pomu and Finana, I watch them periodically when nothing else is happening but that's about it. And this has completely dumpster them for me. They don't even get my empty sub anymore.

>>21293979
They were literally talking about Finana x Selen tag and Pomu asked what would be their shipping tag. This is literally how pufferfeesh came into existance.

I want to put my face in a guy's armpit and smell it

I want to rip off Fuu-chan's cybernetic limbs and fuck him like a blow-up doll.

so many short women in these threads ToT

>>21293972
fucking walked right into that one

Petra delay by one hour. Tonight's gonna be a spooky one.

>>21294012
>he's so tall
>5'11"
theres hope boys

Remember that none of this matters

Surrender. You cannot beat the cock. Give up. You have no hope of winning. It is futile. Stop being a unicorn. Join us.

>>21294087
Uki focus on the game

>>21293991
surveyposting is in fact a tourist transplant

>>21293808
>Staying up 24 hours
Damn bro same, although its 28 for me. Best of luck to you
>>21293407
I don't really have an Oshi but I only watch Pomu and Rosemi
>5'6(5'7? Have not checked my height in a long time) and 160LBS, intend to cut a few pounds before summer

>>21293948
How does it feel getting to see Shu's flustered face everyday, ojiisan anon

>>21293546
Nothing. Nobody cares about stars.

>>21293614
Taichou! Saikou!!

>hey everybody it’s Chuugaaconroy and today I’m having a Mario Party collab with Pomu Rainpuff
I would call it kino.

>>21294081
Yes, but Pomu on her streams talks about pufferfeesh as a collab pair and not as a ship pair, maybe Finana but I don't watch her that much

>>21294084
Why? It would be so much better to watch two guys smelling each others arm pits.

>>21293407
Shu
5'2", 92.5lbs

>>21294102

>>21293993
You are not making a good argument.

>>21293993
This. Niji in general is great for the Group of Friends Experience. Shipfags can be cancer but even ships like Gunkan and at the time Crossick were fun when the livers acknowledged it and had fun with it. If I wanted to watch a single person or group of girls hang out I wouldn't be a Niji fan.

finana is so cute!!! i love her i missed her so much

>>21294126
I'm not a unicorn. I just loathe flamers, unless they're extroverts.

>>21293984
>>21293954
Mori's collabs won't count

>>21293407
Rosemi
180cm
88kg

I kinda feel bad for unicorn anons, but it's their own fault nijisanji was never an unicorn friendly company, just go to hololive jp if you want the real unicorn experience and drama.

>/u/nuchs melt down due to a gay man

>>21294141
please leave tourist

Uki Uki Daisuki! Good morning c:

>>21294037
We had a good run

>>21294080
You guys sound almost as bad as the Chronoir schizos who memorize the sound of the doors of every building they've been to in order to calculate if they've been in the same area

>>21293407
>sonny
>166cm, 56kg male

>>21293747
Sonny love! Sonny devotion! He's the best!!

if you're sub 5ft please marry me....!!!

Why doesn't management care about the girls? They're always the sidelines and secondary headlines.

>>21294102
Fuck.

>>21294234
Pottery

>>21293999
You're an absolute newfag if you don't know that surveyposting happens in almost every single /nijiEN/ thread

I need Millie. I can't sugar-coat it anymore: I'm in a parasocial relationship. I can't listen to her cover of South Border's Rainbow without getting tears in my eyes. I'm unbearably alone, and yet I don't want to change my life. Like right now, I should go to sleep, but I'm still awake with some anxiety calling to me in this or that corner of my mind. Millie is so wonderful. She's a light on my life. Why can't I have what I desire? Tell me, why? Be honest. In this world, there are people who get what they want. Why can't I be one of them? Did I do something wrong? Are you going to say it's my fault? It's bad to be fixated, but why? Why are there things in this world that I'm not allowed to obtain? Am I worthless? Am I weak? I can let go of it all, but what difference does it make? Aren't you just saying I should spare myself the trouble? If I was given the capacity to suffer this much, shouldn't there be something that's worth the trouble?

I can't even die. I can't even sleep. I can't even forget. Because I don't want to escape. Because I won't submit. Because I, being blameless, would be wrong in humbling myself. Because there's no reason in this world why I shouldn't get what I want.

>>21294252
DAISUKI! TURN THE COLLAB ON NOW FRIEND UKI IS THERE AND HE'S BEING CUTE!!!

Pomu's chaotic high energy personality alone is saving this collab from disaster.

It got to be hella expensive to stream this long from a phone hotspot.

Selen...

>>21294252
Gm! You might want to watch Pomu and Finana's offcollab...

>>21294287
It literally doesn't

>>21294231
I don't feel bad for them because they've been consistently shitting up our threads.

I'm 1 iteration away from perfecting my tomato chicken rice. Red chilies are the key.
I love my Rose. Hope everyone's having fun with their streams.

>>21293075
Love you too anon!

>>21294287
please feel free to go back to global, twitter, or discord if you'd like to blog

>>21294172
2 giga-autists would be hilarious

>>21294258
I’ve never heard of that happening

i don't know about slime rancher other than sus guy played it

>>21294258
>thinking a bunch of date references and bragging about sleeping in the same bed together is yuri bait is the same as trying to triangulate the location of 2 people based on door squeeks
kill yourself.
If I started talking about how cute you were when you are sleeping you'd think i'm coming onto you.

>>21294303
anon there are unlimited plans

I’m only five foot three.
Fuck you anon. I’m not short

>>21294252
Morning Uki anon, I hope you are having fun with Uki in the offcollab.

Millie and Enna will play Phasmophobia with Cia and Zea, they won't be streaming their POVs so here's:

Cia: https://youtu.be/7ETPZAakgDI [Embed]
Zea: https://youtu.be/-_rweXcQYqA [Embed]

>>21294287
Sure as hell didn't before Obsydia/Ethyria.

>>21294231
I used to feel bad for them then they acted retarded and now I enjoy them because they get made fun of in here a lot and it's funny. Every general needs a punching bag.

>>21294252
UKIPOSTER ToT THE THREAD IS SAVED

>>21294234
You mean due to a highly anticipated stream being shit.

>>21294366
you're big enough for my heart anon...

>>21294287
this is some low effort bait

>>21294029
I agree with this

Selen deflects sooooo often for her shit plays. Just find yourself a reliable team for fuck sake

Why is there so much sonny itt its making me miss him ;_;

>>21293900
Fubuki says hi

>>21294029
>definitely not worth the wait.
also
>not worth Selen and Elira pushing back their streams to give them the spot light

>>21294252
good morning

>>21294261
tiny

>>21294029
It was good until the dude appeared.

>>21294231
Where did all the unicorns come from? Is it true that they're all Hololive fans who have never watched Nijisanji? If so I have no sympathy for people who don't learn the culture of the people they watch.

>>21294252
A glimmer of hope in a sea of terror...

>>21294228
pretty sure some council girls already collabed with stars and ollie and risu collabed with bobon yesterday

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Millie. Every time I see the colors orange and black, I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight pussy all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute cunny. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw art of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not a lolicon.

>>21293407
I don't know how to envision any of these. I don't think I was born with the ability to understand distance or size via text.

>>21294406
highly anticipated because people wanted to see if there was a surprise guest, finana + pomu is a boring combo and no one but shippers would have cared much for the stream. finana would have them playing mario party regardless of uki

>>21294406
>highly anticipated

they literally went on vacation together and decided to make an offcollab out of it. if you had high expectations you might just be a retard or a thearwatcher, or both.

http://poal.me/iod2hx
http://poal.me/iod2hx
http://poal.me/iod2hx

>>21294299
>>21294319
>>21294370
AAAAA I just tuned in what the hell

>>21294439
man Vox's karaoke is going to be so odd
dude cant speaks a lick of Nip how the fuck is he going to sing JP songs?
I know Ike and Reimu are picking songs for him but I don't know if that will help
I would fucking kneel if he somehow just gets to sing EN songs

>>21294252
Gm, Uki poster!

I wonder if there's a time where we can judge a mixed collab stream without unicorns barging in and shitting this place all over so all anons got distracted and missed the point. Like, I want to call a mediocre stream mediocre without people going YES I WANT ALL GIRLS COLLABS ONLY and THIS IS WHY WE SHOULDN'T HAVE MALES.
I don't get it, like... I think we have done everything we could to filter them. Enna explicitly shits on unicorns in the NSO stream, how the fuck is she still getting a lot of them latch to her? Rosemi has tweeted a literal fujo fanfic, popped up in boys' streams, and done 1-on-1 collab with Luca. How the fuck is she still getting unicorns latching on her who acted "disappointed" and "stopped watching her" when she does her nth collab with a dude? Pomu all but explicitly shilled her duo with Luca. Selen just plain never cares to avoid male collabs. How the fuck do we still regularly get schizos who said the nth male collab is the "final straw"? Why aren't they fucking leaving already?

Millie and Enna's collab.

Choose between these POVs:

https://youtu.be/7ETPZAakgDI

https://youtu.be/-_rweXcQYqA

>>21294527
where's nijinuts

>>21294560
why did you repost it

>>21294072
For now, I guess?
the yellow fever is 100% true
so many Asian immigrants settle there 30 years ago, so there a bunch of Asians raised in Canada in their twenties

>>21294560
which speaks English better?

>>21294539
It's ok, they had a lot of technical issues before so you didn't miss much

Tangina, ang sarap ni Millie. Ang sarap sarap talaga niya. Sino bang hindi magkakagusto sa kanya at kakantutin siya, eh nakakatuwa panoorin ang mga streams niya at hindi nakakasawa pakinggan ang boses niya, lalo na kapag kumakanta siya? Tangina gusto ko rin siya makita bago mamatay. Panginoong Diyos, parang awa mo na gusto kong pakasalan si Millie.

SON OF A BITCH, MILLIE IS SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. SHE'S SO SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. WHO WOULDN'T FALL FOR HER AND WANT TO FUCK HER, WHEN HER STREAMS ARE ENJOYABLE AND HAS A VOICE NOBODY WILL GROW TIRED OF, ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE SINGS? SON OF A BITCH I WANNA SEE HER BEFORE I DIE, GOD PLEASE I WANNA MARRY MILLIE.

>>21294557
i'm convinced most rosemi unicorns are falseflaggers because tourists recognize her as one of the popular ones on here. she literally does 0 gfe.

>>21294481
There are no unicorns you fucking retard.
Some of us just like watching the girls stream.
You can do that you know, you can like girls and like watching them stream without bein a unicorn.
You can be upset because the things you like are being ruined by things you don't like. This doesn't make you a unicorn and I'm tired of you faggots acting like we all have to enjoy the same bullshit as you
>b-but nijiJP does
no they don't. SOME of them do, some of them stick to basically exclusive solo streams. some of them do full on yuri like crossick did.
NijiJP has a variety that lets you pick someone who fits your taste.

NijiEN has a fuck you attitude and doesn't care about variety.

>>21294539
You missed him talking about eating a ton of food while hanging out with them. They're also using his mobile hotspot.

>>21294539
Ukiposter’s reactions...
So pure... untainted... why can’t this be every anon?

>>21294557
they're not unicorns or schizos, they're shitposters

The lenghts people go to defend a boring stream is amazing

>>21294539
it's been scuffed but very fun!

Elira's stream is fun. I'm glad that she's having a fun, relaxing time!

>>21294539
I'm glad you didn't see it earlier Uki-anon, this thread was hell for a while (still kinda is)

>>21294548
I have faith in Mr. Coom and friends. He'll make it work.

>>21294557
Where in "PUFFERFEESH" implies Uki
where in the week leading up to this shit implied someone else would be with them

Elipeto offcollab would be kino since they'd just ignore whatever guy is there and force them to listen to their fujo talk.

>>21289716
please source

/nijien/: "I'm going to apply to NijiEN so I can collab with my oshi!"

also /nijien/: "AAAAAHHHHH WHY ARE THERE MALES IN EVERY COLLAB WHY ARE THEY COLLABING SO MUCH AAAAHHHHH"

Do I continue watching Rosemi or do I watch Enna and Millie with 2 randoms that I've never heard of?
Do those other 2 girls even speak english?

>>21294481
Pomudachis are basically holobronies light. I hope all of her incel chud fans leave. Maybe just graduate all the girls except Nina, I'm sick of incel pandering in vtubing.

>>21294451
>>21294554
Hellooo have a nice day anons <3
>>21294402
>>21294485
What happened ; ;

>>21294588
Repost? What do you mean? I only posted this because the collab is about to start for those who want to watch.

>>21294669
Elipeto + fulgur offcollab when

>>21294557
On the one hand, I doubt they're real Niji watchers. They're all over the catalog with bait posts that are meant to target us like we give a shit about male × female off collabs. But on the other hand, Fu-chan also tries to filter his chat but he still gets thirsty OL superchats so I just don't know. I hope they all leave and the livers don't cave to them so I can enjoy Nijisanji, not a watered-down Hololive.

>>21294548
I hope daddy sings some cutesy lullabies

>>21293568
Shu could have been with Ewiwa...

>>21294704
there were 300+ ips earlier...

>>21294557
maybe if you FUCKING RETARDS DIDN'T START SPERGING OUT AT THE MOST BLATANT SHITPOSTING TOURISTS IMAGINABLE
By all means though, keep tilting at windmills

Chemistry ranking
NijiCA > NijiEU >>>>>>>>>>>> NijiUS
maybe next time burgerbros

>>21294557
Anonymity is a double edge sword and add that its a public board and site; everyone can just drop in, give some random made up shit post and then leave. It's hard to judge anything here, because randoms dilluted shit

>>21293144
They could've just either dont invite a guest at all or invite atleast more than one person to the off collab then this have at least some kind of kino

>>21294625
Stop watching then? Go do something else with your time.

All the best cowboys have chinese eyes

>>21294625
>I'm tired of you faggots acting like we all have to enjoy the same bullshit as you
I'm tired of you faggots crying and acting like everyone needs to be incensed because you didn't get your way today.

>>21294440
The only time she does well is when her teammates carry her by doing most of the damage and initiations

E X P A N D
D O N G

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Enna. Every time I see the colors purple and white I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight cloaca all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute hole. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw art of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not an ornithophile.

>>21294692
Fuck you zea is cute and cia is just sleepy from her 20 inch futa cock taking all the blood.

Glad ZEA is coming out of her shell and collabing with the ENs more. Her english is perfectly fine, its weird that they sort of became more shy after Obsydia for a while.

>>21294622
if you notice. most tourist shitpost only with popular stuff that doesnt require any knowledge of the girls other than their names. even the pomu hates petra schizo put effort into the rrat

i loooooove finana

>>21294625
There are streamers in EN that stick to solo streams. Just not Pomu.

>>21294625
There is an all female collab, mixed gender offcollab, and solo streams happening right now

>>21294374
>>21294560

>>21294708

>>21294760
When the shu/alban/fulgur off collab happens burger boys will make a comeback

>>21294700
>women exist
>ITS MENS FAULT REE!

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

Enna and Millie on the telly with Zea and Cia!
here the links
>>21294560
>>21294374

I loooooooooove Uki posters!

The collab is actually getting better

>>21294692
You are clearly not Famillie

Oh god I fucking love Enna Alouette so much that every morning I milk myself from my morning wood because I dream of her so badly that I won't be satisfied until I passed out. I wake up from the sound of her compiled voice clips that I play for 24/7 in my room with her feet, pits, small breast, and her feather hair or something. One of my favorite aspects of her is when she yells really hard on her streams that makes my ears bleed because I always max my volume, not missing a single breath she does and when she sniffles I can't stop getting hard and imagining how delicious her produced liquid would be like. Every night before to go to bed, I pray to god that someday I can lick her sweaty armpits and make out with her every single day while fapping from her pictures inside my cum jars on the altar I specifically made for her.

>>21294830
i looooooooove finana!

I just realized why Uki is important here. Pomu wanted to kill Finana since the Crab Game collab, and this is the perfect chance. However, she's tinier than Finana and she might not be able to overpower the fish. Uki is there to help hold the pillow down on Finana's face while pomu holds her struggling legs... When it's all done, Shu and Petra are helping with the cleanup and disposing of the body.

If you want to watch girls appeal to incel pedo chuds go watch Hololive. Nijisanji is for boys and the girls who love boys. Pomu and Rosemi should graduate and join Hololive and take their unicorn incel fans with them.

>>21294557
You are to blame for calling everything you dont agree with "unicorn"

>>21294760
>Chemistry ranking
more like
orgo >>> everything else

>>21294839
>There are streamers in EN that stick to solo streams
There are literally none.

>>21294846
that anon didn't repost it, i was the first one to post

>>21294692
>Do those other 2 girls even speak english?
no, Enna and Millie will be speaking indo for the entire collab

>>21294625
If you're only now complaining you're really fucking late. NijiEN has been doing male × female collabs all over for months and it only now being off collabs doesn't mark any meaningful change. If something is "ruined" because you don't like something they've done for months then you should fuck right off and watch something else instead of shitting up a thread for people who enjoy the company's culture. I'm not even saying you should go to Hololive. Isn't there a /LOE/ thread for you guys?

>>21294692
Niji ID is based, also Zea and Cia mostly stream in English these days

rosemi is so dumb... if this is not an act, then it should be very easy to manipulate and gaslight her

>>21293207
Same thoughts as this >>21294029 anon. I like Finana, Pomu, and Uki. It would have taken some big fuckups for me to not like a collab between them. However, the simple reality is a lot of big fuckups have occured.

>>21294856
I think you meant the opposite?

>>21294857
>even her mama is an aloucreep
what is with enna and attracting weirdos

>>21294873
>chuds
go back

>>21294908
I thought it's the same people lmao

>>21294846
Oh. I didn't see that. Sorry. I didn't post that one though.

NijiUS in shambles
NijiCA thriving
Thank me NijiEU

>>21294882
i think anon meant having a majority be solo streams rather than only solo streams

>>21294692
>Never heard of Zea and Cia
>"randoms"
Sigh, fucking newfags.

>>21294924
don't mention /LOE/ you'll summon him

>>21294557
Guess what, a LOT of us hate the males but we learned to live with it by finding the solo and girl only collabs then ignored the rest. Thats why we aren't in these threads all the time with you freaks. But, today was out of line, we got rugpulled. And not just that, but with a boring literal who.

The ID girls are almost all so boring. Mika is annoying as hell but at least she keeps the conversation going.

cancelled

>>21294872
Uki cannot even lift a tissue to his nose or lift his setup to a corner of the house that has better wifi, how the hell would he kill someone

>>21294674
I think it was deleted because I'm fairly certain it was this artist. https://twitter.com/Gr_njEN

>>21294857
ONEGAI MAMA

>>21294882
There are none that do NO collabs but Vox is almost 100% solo this week and hes streaming basically every day.

>>21294872
Finana sleeps with the feeshes...

>>21294873
Not rosemi, she only just found people willing to play valorant with her...

>>21294700
I like the girls a lot, even Nina. I also have faith that there are longtime Niji fans who aren't entitled incel retards. I just hate this loud and vocal minority.

>>21294985
Based

Isn't it a bit dishonest not to tell people you'll have males in your collab?

Hey retards, if you don't like the NijiEN way to do things, why are you still watching? Go out to check other streamers or vtubers. Or wait until they stop doing the things that you don't like, maybe in some months, years or something

isn't this vod gone anyway? they got streamlabs earlier and are playing nintento games

>>21294625
>like crossick did
AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT FAGGOT THEY REALISED IT WAS A MISTAKE BEING HARRASSED BY RETARDED /U/ FANS LIKE YOU
THE SHIP IS FUCKING DEAD

>>21294625
>some of them do full on yuri like crossick did
First, RIP Crossick.
Second, Sukoya and Tomoe not only interact with Niji dudes and have perfectly amiable relationship with them, Tomoe also has units with other dudes and Sukoya in particular loves to egg dudes she collabed with to do lewd shit for her enjoyment (disclosing their fetishes or acting out *her* fetish, for example).
Following your logic, this should've ruined your enjoyment of them. But it doesn't, because you're an EOP who knows Crossick from clips only and uses them only to shitpost.

>>21294944
I won't. Nijisanji is for people who respect LGBTQ+ folks and independent women who don't feel the need to pander to incel weebs. Nina-mommy will spread queer communism.

they will never beat Donkey Kong.
expand thine donger

>>21295035
No

>>21294924
Because in the past it was mostly blatant when they were doing cross collabs and I'd just watch someone else instead.
This time they did a bait and switch for no reason.

And I'm pissed not only at the collab but because of faggots like you shits who think that just because I like a certain type of stream means I'm a "unicorn"
If pomu wants to fuck luca in minecraft then go ahead, just don't pretend you're sleeping with finana and then switching it halfway through

>>21294985
Based. Now post your Gura membership

>>21294760
NijiAUS...

Enna Millie has been kino lately

>>21294933
Every female streamers viewers are majority unirons by virtue of being female. Even the ones who outright tell unirons to fuck off. 90% of their value is being a potential hole for lonely men

>>21295042
I wonder if they could separate it into two videos

>invite a 100% purple gayman with 2 100% straight girls
Gee, what could go wrong...

>>21294985
I'm going to cancel if she continues to have low effort stream after her moves to her new home. She says she doesn't take her sucess for granted but it sure feels like it lately.

>>21295035
only if you are baiting yuri even on the thumbnail and for days on twitter.

Enna sounds pregnant

>>21293621
That would be fun actually