/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Today's Streams
https://youtu.be/SadKMicQJpg
Uruka is building Lego kits

https://www.twitch.tv/witchuru
Tenma will have a Doodle Date with Witchuru in 25 minutes

(No Room)
Michiru will be playing Minecraft in 12 hours

https://youtu.be/wrfIHRnrfTA
Lia will be playing Genshin Impact in 26 hours

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

reminder that you wouldnt go anywhere close to pippa if you knew her

>>21282919
deterrent not strong enough. Would still hug

>>21282919
defamation.
She keeps her room cleaner nowadays

HORIZONTAL TANGO PIPPA!
HORIZONTAL TANGO ROSEMI!

WHEN WATCHING URUKA, SOME MAY FIND IT ODD THAT SHE CONSTANTLY WEARS THE SAME OUT FIT, NEVER CHANGING. TO SOME, THIS MAY BE A LITTLE STRANGE, WHY WOULD SUCH A POWERFUL WOMAN ONLY HAVE ONE PAIR OF CLOTHES? OTHERS MIGHT APPLY CARTOON LOGIC AND SAY SHE JUST HAS LOTS OF PAIRS OF THE SAME SET OF CLOTHES. HOWEVER, THE REALITY OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT THE SIMPLIST ANSWER IS RIGHT. URUKA ONE OWNS ONE PAIR OF CLOTHES. BUT SHE'S A SWEATY BEAR, HOW DOES SHE GET CLEANED? THAT'S THE INCREDIBLE PART, EVER SINCE ACCIDENTLY STRIPPING INFRONT OF HER NEIGHBOURS URUKA VOWED TO NEVER REMOVE HER CLOTHES AGAIN, AND SO WHEN SHE HEADS DOWN TO THE LAUNDROMAT TO WASH HER CLOTHES, SHE SIMPLY CLIMBS IN THE WASHING MACHINE ALONG SIDE THEM ALL! WHAT A STINKY BEAR!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

>>21282919
Please see >>21281685 (Me).
And if we are to take her word, she is much better nowadays than she used to be.

>>21282919
That's left to prove.

I'VE MISSED HER SO MUCH BROS, IM GLAD SHE'S BACK

Flakes will be MINE

PIPPA LOVE!

>>21283188
that's the thing, pic IS much better than she used to be.

>>21282919
Is Pippa a reifag or asukafag?
This is very important, there is a correct answer

Sitting on Pippa and tickling her

Setting Pippa on fire because that’s the only thing left that could still cleanse her filth.

>>21283022
Pippers has admitted to having severe anxiety when it comes to throwing anything away, aka hoarder behavior.
She could be lying.

>>21283655
Pippa wouldnt be caught dead watching trash like evangelion

she's ash-elia rinko-u that's urufu to you

>>21285627
You're trash

>>21282919

>>21285627
she wouldn't be caught dead watching it because it's popular

I would put Pippa's foot in my mouth

why is it every time i tune into an uruka stream she's talking about dicks? this is the third time this has happened

"ooh that went in so smoothly"
21min into the stream

>>21287264
Yuo forget to mention the little "ahh" she let out

inb4 she is getting railed and using legos as an excuse to moan on stream just to fuck with her viewers

does Pippa still have her eggs?

>>21282919
Im not that rude.
Now whether or not we'd be in a relationship, I dunno.
I am a weirdo that rejected objectively more attractive females over someone else in the past (our relationship didnt go past first date as her personality revealed to be way worse than the spoiled hot ones), I already have a weakness for short, shy girls, so who knows. For what little I've heard of her tastes, she already seems better than most women

>>21283188
Thats false

>>21289316
This is not accurate, she has talked about finding the Bad Dragon animal dildo shit to be weird on a moral/principle level and so one could assume she does not own one.

>>21289481
Not really convincing coming from a brony that is into furries

>>21289316
This was her and Zoid's first irl interaction, he is the man in the horse mask. She knew he was a keeper when he immediately took off his clothes and inserted the dildo into his asshole.

>>21289316
this is gold
sauce?

>I take my first 2 days off /pcg/ in 8 months
>these last 2 threads
Jesas, can't leave for a fucking second can I...

Well, in more pleasant news, thanks for the voting in the /vt/ main team divegrass poll friends, we got her in.
The Spring Babby cup starts sometime in April, so stay tuned if you want to see her potentially play.
That means YOU too. Yes, you.

>>21289909
>>21289316
ah nvm, found it through the other pic

>>21290210
We seem to pick up an anti or schizoposter or two every time the wider board notices our existence, what kind of horrors will be unleashed on the thread if Pippers scores some goals?

>uruka talks shit about eat fresh and says it is no different from uber eats (retard)
>now complains that she spent an insane amount of money on uber eats alone
I FUCKING WONDER WHY YOU DUMB BITCH

>>21292147
Pippa, that's disrespectful

>>21292050
I think it's just that divegrass gets the 2 schizos so excited that they forget to take their meds

>>21292147
Any of those drivers who regularly deliver her food could be tampering with it.
Hope your oshi enjoys the "special sauce"

>>21292247
Pippa gets her groceries delivered.

>>21292324
He can’t accept that Pippa is a bug chaser who lets an AIDS ridden furry fuck her in exchange for rent and likes that lifestyle better than letting anon fuck her.

>>21292408
She also said that she kept buying McDonald's to collect Mario Kart happy meal toys and refused to just buy the one she wanted off ebay. Now explaining how that is different from gacha games.
Every time she opens her mouth, I feel dumber.

I'm in love with Lia

>>21292894
she's very cute! i love her so much!

>>21292482
Women squander money. It’s their nature.

uruka...mcdonald's icecream is not regular icecream

I want to fuck Tenma so bad bros.

>>21293902

>>21265133
>>21282743
How do we defend our based libertarian oshi from Zoid (and similar scourge) corruption? Or better yet, how do we go on the offensive?

>>21294245
>he doesn't know
anon...

>>21294245
By going back to /pol/, dipshit. I just want to talk about Phase Connect streams

>>21294362
is this some subtle cuckposting? because I do not care about what she stuffs in her nasty NEET vagina. I only care that she is not corrupted by those retarded views and that performs well as a vector for culture to become less cucked (she can also have a nice life).
>>21294478
>only WE can make everything political and about OUR politics specifically
How about fuck you, retard.

>tipped his hand in just the second post
Off form today, no (You) this time.

>>21290210
>yabbit
>schyzo rabbit >>21254154
do players have two or more different names?

>>21282919
>wherever
the only choice is the gamer chair. then she can sit on my lap

>>21289740
I choose to believe this rrat above all others.

>>21295034
The Yabbit is the official name on the roster atm, it was changed after the fact. The manager just made the first one up on the spot so he could display the results

No pippa, no notpippa, why did I even wake up today? wtf did I open this thread!
Pippa a virgin! Pippa's doing better with the hygiene!
Zax is okay....

>>21295620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SadKMicQJpg
Unity love! Support Pippa's genmates!

>>21289316
I don't see a problem here.

You could fuck Pippa while watching Evangelion on the bare no sheets mattress, fuel up on goldfish, and talk about our problems after.

>>21295966
meant for >>21283188

>>21295620
There's more to life than just her streams... she wouldn't approve of your mindset, anon.

>Pippa a virgin!
Nah. This is the only big lie she's said on stream. It's most odious for two reasons: a) the implications behind her going so far to deny this is probably whatever her autismo brain decided that day b) What if it isn't a lie? The implications behind that are arguably worse.
>Pippa's doing better with the hygiene!
It seems so...? Once this tooth thing is taken care of she should be good.

Don't know enough about the furry to comment on his health/wellbeing

I love the enthusiasm of this bear!

only groomers and goslings care about virginity status. You are a healthy simp, aren't you /pcg/?

I'm a virgin. What are you going to do about it?

>>21296917
buy you a whore

>>21281685
This is a shitpost but anon accidentally hit the truth. Pippa is wanted by everyone from the poorest schizo to normies to loaded richfags. There are anons talking about their private jets and posting pics of six figs worth of musical instruments and name dropping famous musicians and then you have room reviews of college dorms and rape shacks.

>>21296641
This guy has a point. Being a virgin, specially for this generation, is not much of an issue and in fact is preferable for women. The problem would be that if she is actually a virgin, it would not be out of self-control and careful selection of her mate, but out of social ineptitude. This would cultivate a certain thirst and behavior detached from common reality whch would make her either prime grooming material or a external validation seeking turbothot. More reasons to protect her from furfag zoid.

Remember an-non: no sex before marriage!

>inb4 some retard says she has to clarify this issue live on stream
I'm already seething preemptively

>>21296641
>she wouldn't approve of your mindset, anon.
Oh yeah? I bet she didn't get out of bed today either cuz no streams!
>Nah. This is the only big lie she's said on stream
Nope, she's said it, it's canon until the big "I had sex: sex sex sex" stream! My Oshi's hymen can't possibly be this thick and impenetrable! It's the pinnacle of reverse evolution physically barring her from reproduction!

>>21297394
only if zoid keeps being a lil sjw bitch
get it right, right wingers fuck damage sjw goods for fun, not the other way around

>>21297394
She already has, unprompted as NotPippa (the place where she claims she doesn't play a character anymore) literally the other week whilst watching a video on-stream. She genuinely said she was a virgin whilst discussing the video with chat. I just ignore the retarded baitposters nowadays because her word is more than enough for me.

>>21297394
I'll make sure to superchat her about it

>>21297036
>This is a shitpost
No it wasn't, I was being serious.

>>21298065
yeah I'd wed her to and have her raise our kids. No qualms. Definitely not perfect, but perfect for me.

>>21297767
The amount of spaghetti oozing out of her every pore while she said it was enough to convince me.
If she was that good of an actor she wouldn't be a 3 view.

>>21297185
how the fuck u gonna protect her from a person she lives with nigga

>>21298181
I don't buy it. I still love Pippa and watch her streams but honestly, it's just inconceivable to me.

>>21298379
>it's just inconceivable to me
The idea that Pippa, of all people, is a virgin... is inconceivable to you? Really?

>>21298379
It is not about protecting her physically, but rather mentally. Or even better yet, to deploy her as a living weapon in enemy living quarters.

>>21296641
Is true, and remember, since I think many anons forget this, Pippa was letting you all know she has a boyfriend as gently as she can when she says “assume I have a Pchan”.

>>21298065
>>21298113
Something about Pippa drives men crazy.

My oshi is a virgin that is saving all of her firsts for me. :)

>>21298561
That would be retarded. If she has a bf, hell if I was her bf, I would not tolerate being plausibly denied in that manner. She would just outright say it. If she has no bf but wishes to repel creeps and stalkers, just say that she might get a bf one day and that she wont be looking in chat, desperately trying to find a dick lmao

I want to rub my sweaty unwashed balls on Uruka's face and force her to smell them

RATE IT

I MISSED BEAR SO MUCH IM GLAD SHE'S BACK. CAN'T BELIEVE TURNING RED IS A BIOGRAPHY/10

Jim should marry Pippa. She would make him happy until he dies of cancer (and she would carry on his legacy). Zoid can go commit to not breathing.

>>21298561
This is the weird thing. She claims earnestly & genuinely that she is a virgin without a boyfriend in NotPippa streams, not playing up a character, whilst she implies that she has a boyfriend in Pippa streams. Was she implying that she had a boyfriend there, even if she actually doesn't, just to try and convince people to stop goslinging her? What is her goal?

>>21284627
Pippa is too scatterbrained to keep up a lie. She's said it in multiple streams so I believe it.

>>21298554
>deploy her as a living weapon in enemy living quarters.
got no idea what you mean but godspeed an-non

>>21298510
I will always assume when a female and a m.ale are close they are fucking. Simple as.
However you hit upon something maddening, which is that, actually, it isn't inconceivable....
The thing is that that makes everything too complicated, so I'm going to go along with my usual mindset.

what i want to know is what kind of dildos and vibrators pippa owns and how often she uses them

>>21299003
Cozy and cute/10

I was genuinely surprised to see trashbear streaming at that time so I jumped in.

It doesn't matter if she's a virgin, she's already been literally picked up & manhandled by Zoid, which is close enough for me to consider it cucking.

>>21297310
Sure, anal doesn't count as sex, right?

>>21299176
I mean making her into the perfect psychological bioweapon to BTFO sjw furries and deranged leftists. She must whip her closests social circles into strict anticommunism at the bare minimum.

I really want to hug pippa

>>21299088
The others have a point. You grow up in a trailer park, drop out of high school, live in a squalid hovel with disgusting roommates and a deranged furry boyfriend, and suddenly you’re working for a wealthy crypto guy out of Vancouver and your rantings on the internet are attracting a lot of attention. You now have muscle hunks putting on pink rabbit tank tops and posing for pictures, some honestly talented writers and artists writing or drawing erotica about you, people posting pictures of saxophones and guitars that cost more than most people’s cars, and people talking about business and private jets that at least did their homework if it’s a larp. Some of that probably may be larp but we know some is true and the pictures and erotica don’t lie. Pippa isn’t educated enough to know what’s true and what isn’t, but it has to be overwhelming. It’s natural to push it away.

>>21300088
>deranged
Zoid may be a lot of things, but he isn't deranged.

Today I will post it again

https://files.catbox.moe/72c0q1.mp4

>this thread

>>21300088
I don't think she's husband shopping from among her simps, sad (truly I am sad) to say. Still, she must be at least entertaining dreams of inclining and dating a big streamer or something.

>>21300344
Oh nonono, pimpa simps, what is this?

>>21300344
I can't believe notpippa got raped on stream.

>>21300344
On hearing this again I can now clearly hear the faggot in his voice

>>21300344
that was the most painful AND fastest anal session ever.

>>21300481
She isn’t but the attention has to be scary. She’s not equipped to handle this.

>>21300344
see >>19701134

>>21300344
leaked gen2?

>>21299088
anon, listen. this streaming gig is pippa’s one chance in life, and while she’s dumb in a lot of ways, she is smart in others, and she will lie and act to maintain that. She will say she is a virgin on her notpippa channel “completely earnestly and not in character” because she is smart enough to know that whales have a weird obsession with virginity, and Pippa needs those whales. you don’t have to hate her for lying because it is understandable, but you don’t have to believe her either.

>>21300741
some high delusion, just sounds like a normal guy laughing when having a moment with his gf. Im sorry

>>21299752
neither does feet ;)

>>21300245
These retards forget that without Zoid, Pippa wouldve never even had a shot at succeeding as a streamer. He hosted her so she could get on her own two feet.

>>21300824
>Pippa needs those whales
She has a base salary...

>>21299003
not a usual uruka watcher but it was nice for the times I was in there. Would watch again and recommend 8/10

>>21300964
Exactly. He's probably more like a father figure to her.

>>21300965
Without whales, the company dies. No company, no base salary. Even Pippa thought this much ahead.

>>21300767
See: Millie of Nijisanji
Did the same shtick and turned out it was just a big fib. Stop being a smoothbrain.

>>21299088
> Was she implying that she had a boyfriend there, even if she actually doesn't, just to try and convince people to stop goslinging her? What is her goal?
Yeah, I think it was wholesome good advice. I don't think she was
trying to say she has a BF, she meant exactly what she said: You
should assume every streamer has a relationship and that you can never have a relationship with them. She doesn't want people to be emotionally fixated on her or to be taking advantage
of people this way. She talked about similar things several times
too.

>>21300344
>it was just posted in the last thread
okay you got me you fucker

>>21300344
GEN 2 IS HEREEE

>>21301051
Oh im sure she called him daddy many times

>>21301120
is this in regards to millie claiming she was a virgin? never believed that either.

I wonder how often Pippa tries to course-correct rrats about her in this thread.
>inb4 she cuckposts about herself to try and make the goslings face truth

>>21301051
I wasn’t implying that per say, but I guess he is a bit of a “daddy” to her.

>>21301388
Yeah.

>>21301307
>>21301473
h-hot...

>>21301453
these days she does not. she said on stream she know that everyone will create rrats no matter what she say

>>21301453
my personal rrat is that pippa is the main I Like Lia poster

>>21301494
kek stupid bitch, i will go do my reps on this.

>>21301473
I really really hope you're that guy from the last thread who kept fucking up grammar
>per say
it's "per se"

>>21301562
rrat dispelled. pippa and lumi talked shit about gfe streamers during the vermintide/zatsudan stream.

>>21301624
And they told me I would never learn anything useful from /pcg/. Thanks anon!

>>21301719
podcast episode 0. Get it right

>>21301821

At this point the only thing Pippa could do is just release her genuine Zoid sextape, audio of her calling him daddy and all. Hardcore filter the unicorn whales and corner the market on the cuck/NTR whales in a way that no other VTuber has yet attempted to. I think I am onto the next big thing.

>>21301719
>lumi talked shit about gfe

>>21302041
I fucking knew it >>21297394

>>21302160
>falling for obvious shitpost
Did the pippasmug not tip you off, kind stranger?

>>21300767
>pippa even admitted recently in lumi stream that she lies and has memo sheets for how each persona should behave, to help her not slip up
>nooo my oshi is a virgin, she said so
oh you poor fool. You know that a vtuber is a voice actress, right? They are playing a part. ACTING. Imagine believe someone that can cry on command. and a woman at that, claiming virginity.
Its hard to believe that men this stupid exist

>>21302595
>has memo sheets for how each persona should behave, to help her not slip up
I watched the whole stream live and do not recall anything of the sort being said. Timestamp?

>>21302595
>Its hard to believe that men this stupid exist
This industry wouldn't exist without it.
Also stop being a tranny.

>>21302691
You know, someone timestamps literally every pippa stream in the comments. Just use that lmao.

what will it take to filter the cuckposter again?

>>21302691
no, and I aint watching 6 hours to find a specific that should be obvious considering how many vtuber reincarnations she went through, nevermind being part of a company, having directions is to be expected.
>>21302727
no, YOU dilate

>>21302904
I looked, nothing of the sort is tagged. The only 'sheet' is that she keeps of viewers.

>>21303013
start making stories of pippa with random big names in her community or make a fanfic

>>21303095
>stories of pippa with random big names in her community
The question is who deserves one the most?

>>21303013
we never left, we just moved onto new arcs.

>>21302595
neither of these things were mentioned in the stream at all

>>21303190
have you considered that this community has the least amount of gosling problem compared to other places on /vt/? I'd love to see you try this bullshit in /pyon/

>>21303091
That is what anon is referring to. Yes, I think he is autistic.

>>21303263
Denial is a powerful thing

>>21303291
even i wont go there. they scare me.

>>21303356
post proof

>>21302041
I can't believe Pippa's dog isn't a dog but a dog Zoid instead. Robot fuckers get the rope.

>>21303471
new rrat???

>>21302595
>[Deleted]
kek.

>>21303571
I deleted the post myself because I realized how fucking retarded it is to think everyone online is a paid actor. My bad

>>21300836
>Isn't in the discord
In his own words, he's hard gay.

>>21303458
Alright, here it is:
2 times now, I've made posts in previous threads claiming to know something about Pippa, leading on some obsessed faggots for a while then delivering nothing. Only ONE GUY realized it was trolling. You guys are easy pickings. Pippa is absolutely right that people will believe anything. stop obsessing over her;
touch grass

>>21304026
>I was pretending to be retarded
everytime

>>21303773
>the japanese comedian wrestler Masaki Sumitani, known by his stage name Razor Ramon Hard Gay (レイザーラモンHG, Reizā Ramon HG, occasionally HG, Razor Ramon Sumitani or just HARD GAY) is married to retired model Anna Suzuki and they have one child
Im sorry

>>21304146
if this admission wont work in helping you realize that your ways are insane, I dont know what will. Maybe I should have screen-capped them

>>21304907
>X is Y I have proofs
>where is proofs
>haha trolled

>>21304907
i'll be honest, I didn't follow the whole convo and is too much text to revisit. I don't know what point are you trying to make at this point.

>>21305342
he is making the same cuck argument Laccan makes about jealously being pathological even if the wife is cheating, except a bit sadder since we are talking about a vtuber, which kinda makes him actually have a point (unlike retard Laccan).

It’s safe to assume that each PhaCon girl will marry one of the simps either /here/ or in the dicksword. Who will marry whom?

>>21306090
all me

>>21306188
I wrote this

>>21306090
Pippa will marry one of her doxxers, Lia will marry Kap, Tenma will marry whoever the most macho and buff person in her community is, Uruka will marry Kyle Kazuma, Iori will marry her entire cult, Nasa will marry all of her viewers, and Michiru will marry whoever is the best feeder.

>>21306276
that's actually wrong because Lia will marry me

>>21306090
with their simps? I do not see it, they will marry the other content creators who they interact with. But, for the sake of fun, lets see:
Pippa goes with guedez, Lia with flakes, and Iori with her Japanese man harem. and those are the only 3 I watch.

>>21306276
>Uruka will marry Kyle Kazuma
Gee i wonder who made this post

>>21306570
>Pippa goes with guedez
Guedez wrote this post because nobody knows who the fuck this is

>>21306090
Pippa will marry Flamenco

>>21306570
this is also wrong because flakes will be my second wife

>>21305342
the point is that people obsess over her too much
>>21306048
and the other two posts in previous werent even about cucking or negative in any way towards her.
a practical lesson is best.

>>21306746
I could perhaps imagine that, but isnt flamenco already in a long term relationship?

>>21306852
I think so, but maybe he would be willing to dump his girlfriend for Pippa.

>>21306898
>Flamenco
>Girlfriend

>>21306833
>people obsess over her too much
>makes long ass essay posts on a basket weaving forum to teach a lesson to maybe 2 (dos) anons

>>21306955
Okay, good point.

>>21306833
yes, I am aware of the practical approach (still it is similar to the cuck argument I pointed out)
good job regardless (still failed out at the end with the other dude calling out your tactic as trolling cope)

>>21306276
>>21306570
>>21306746
All y'all is wrong, Pippa is going with Tyler
https://youtu.be/3OG_xdoBW4E?t=2622

>>21307111
That donation made her instantly wet

>>21307111
wow, Tyler already won the game…

>>21306982
that really isnt much writing. To the twitter generation, maybe.
the lesson is general. and with how far the threads spiral sometimes, I doubt its just two

Which Phase Connect's have porn addictions?

>>21307349
Lia is fucked up

>>21302595
>>21303263

He probably was thinking about this moment when Lumi an Pippa were talking about keeping track of personalities they were roleplaying on forums and chat suggested writing down the lies.
https://youtu.be/zEFYbqbM8SU?t=7194

>>21307462
goddamn I don't hear her voice for 2 days and I forget how cute it is

>>21303176
me obviously

>>21305144
they didnt act like that. they were salivating, I never admitted it was a troll until now.
Only one guy anon was smart enough to see through it and was laughing at the fools.
I wonder if it was Pippa. I do think she's smarter than most of her fans

>>21306637
I think that's the guy who kept shilling for her to read Ascendence of a bookworm and also recently started doing fanart. I approve. Kinda chill in chat.

Not to doxpost but I think Uruka has hands

>>21307836
bullshit, your a fucking liar with no proof

>>21307802
>kept shilling for her to read Ascendence of a bookworm
i hate him already

>>21307111

>>21307836
Lies. Uruka is a quad amputee who uses her psychic powers to move around and do shit.

>>21307836
Not to doxpost but I think Uruka has a nose

>>21306090
it's a hierarchy for pippa, going probably something like the following.
>zoidberg
this should be obvious. he already has a physical presence in her real life
>granthh
he has groomed both zoidberg and her. seems to have been somewhat successful with his influence even after being demodded.
>jl7ten
he is below granthh here, as although he has donated thousands of dollars, he does not seem to have actually groomed her like his competition did.
>archivebro
she might find his autism endearing
I can't think of any others at the moment.

>>21308411
hmm ಠ_ರೃ

>>21308586
what?

>>21308411
thanks for funding pippa's new battlestation, jl710

>>21308411
Why would someone actually give money to a vtuber?

>>21309063
>why would someone use their money for X and not Y, like me???

>>21309063
that sweet 5 second dopamine rush and then immense regret

>>21308411
I’m torn, I want to root for archivefag, but I also don’t want to subject him to the miserable fate of cleaning Pippas sopping feces out of the carpet every night.

>>21308411
Anyone but Zoid is fine by me. Although I think he is already out of the race because she seems to be a little bitch (Pippa´s words).

>>21309885
Zoid is the reason you even have Pippa, you should be thanking him.

>>21310003
He has outlived his usefulness then, unless he changes his retarded views, fast.

>>21309885
>helps her move from her parents
>mods for her
>builds the cuckbus for her
>still be rejected
zaxbros... not like this...

>>21310072
you mean his and pippa’s shared views?

>>21310149
these qualities a husband do not make

>>21310189
You think this is a gotcha, but in the end who would be the one prostituting their actual views for clout (disgusting)? I doubt Pippa is a sjw. If they honestly believe that, they also believe in concepts like "stochastic terrorism is when take is yikes and public", which would make it very hard to pull a golem like Pippa.

>>21310301
they are in fact groomer qualities disguised as something wholesome

>>21308411
>granthh
Finally an excuse to bring up how cute it is that he's already went on a vtuber discord outing with her
>Both join in the very same random minute
>He leaves immediately after joining
Sus.
Yes I use light mode, fight me

>>21310634
kwon risae is a michiru simp, who else joined that day?

>>21310634
what are the implications of this?

>>21310634
So they joined but have they said anything at all in there?

>>21310958
These joins are spread out by many many hours inbetween, they don't all join at once. The only ones who joined at the exact same minute/time like that were her and granthh, nobody else. The next join immediately after, kwon's, was nearly 3 hours later
>>21310984
I'm not really sure myself
>>21310994
No, they haven't said anything. Like I said, granthh left immediately after joining

>>21310424
Can we just instantly descend to where any wholesome action taken by one towards the opposite sex (or samesex if homo) is literally grooming, already?

She's got a little crew following her around
/pcg/ - discuss pippa the cutest rabbit and the spineless orbiters of her extended universe vying for a scrap of that mold pussy.

>>21311176
if you aren't >implying anything then fuck off.
Also mouse hover a message to see the timestamp

>>21310984
What do you think, anon?

>>21311176
It should be safe to assume that at least a few of those names only showed up because she did. Mainly the ones who show up a lot in Phase Connect stuff like kwon, kuzu, and fear kubrick.

>>21311472
>/pcg/ - discuss pippa the cutest rabbit
This is us
>discuss the spineless orbiters of her extended universe vying for a scrap of that mold pussy.
this is fruitfaggotry

>>21311627
my first thought is her and grantth talking together in dms about joining. then realizing that joining at the same time looks suspicious so grantth leaves but it is already too late

>>21311213
No need to for this case, but go ahead if you enjoy the extra security/paranoia.

>>21311665
I would say it goes beyond fruitfaggotry and straight into her secret discord of orbiters.

>>21311623
>if you aren't >implying anything then fuck off.
I don't know what I'd imply. Make of it what you will, I guess it furthers the secret groomcord rrats? Too much of a coincidence for them to just join randomly at the exact same time in the middle of the night and for him to leave immediately after
>mouse hover a message to see the timestamp
Yes I know

>>21311884
kek. >>13211199
>the (unlikely) assumption that the dogkiwi guy has direct communication with our oshi
Where is this anon now? rumao

>>21312284
some people still truly think the kiwidog does not have direct connection with pippa? military grade cope.

This is how the gosling dies

>>21312449
who is kiwidog?
not sure about him, but reading the room it seems it is likely

>>21312509
Fag with a dog pfp on kiwi that collects and posts a bunch of dox shit.

>>21312509
kiwidog is granthh/thhrang, former Pippa moderator and doxxer who was fired by Sakana after the Ethan Ralph stream back in early Feburary. Search for him on the archives and KiwiFarms to get more, newfriend

>>21312578
I mean, I am not that invested, but will do it if it will help me in getting Pippa more based and known and brainrot free for the capippalist masses.

>>21312667
He was one of the main people pushing for more 'based' content.

>>21312702
“based” in the obnoxious nigger sense, not genuine based “based”

>>21312772
Elaborate. Was it content to end the FED and gradually lower taxes (until they can be done away with) and create tiny city states so can beautiful families reign as royalty once more, amidst unrivaled freedom, powered by trade and the holy right of private property?

Fuck Pippa and fuck Rosemi. I missed the last thread...

>>21314560
thats what you get for being a pippa hating anon.
Now everyone knows you lost your combo counter.

>>21314668
I think I missed other threads too... Anyway, looking forward to gen 2.

I'm bored reading cuck and rrat related shit, but I wanna know about the "I made children's content for many years" stuff Pippa has mentioned a few times. I'm assuming it's animal jam or Roblox or those old MMOs she's played, but I have no idea and I've never seen anything brought up.

>>21314690
if you do your thread reps and if you go back a few months someone posted a link to her old channel once. she used some dinosaur as her model. maybe it got jannied after it was posted. but i remember hearing her voice and knew it was definitely her. i dont remember the channel name or link though.

>>21314768
so pippa was the real groomer all along!?!?

>>21314690
you assume right, nothing terribly interesting

I personally don't wanna look into it because she was probably a literal child during her youtube careers. The only thing interesting might be to see precisely what youtube comments she was getting from such an allegedly terrible audience.

>>21313067
>>21312772
>>21312702
PSA: it was not as based as expected so far, but at least he knows what a woman is

The flamingoraptor is a genus of dromaeosauridae theropod dinosaur.

Find it fascinating how a good chunk of posts on the board are aimed at making the chuuba they are about have a mental breakdown, including this thread, from the sheer weight of schizo rrats generated about them.
Specifically with Pippa, almost seems like a number of schizoposters want her to regress back to her hikki worst and either quit PC or have her vulnerable enough to groom.

I'm not even a chuuba but some of the shit you faggots posts fucking wears me down.

Sometimes I think I am truly an awful person and the world would be a lot better off if I would just hurry up and die...

Pippa should collab with Meno again, I think they make a great pair

>>21316456
do a bunch of mushrooms in the woods, worked for me

>>21316456
Hi Pippa, just say sorry for making fun of the girl who basically got molested on camera and I'll forgive you & watch you again.

>>21316369
if you are Pippa, I take back the smelly vagina part.

>>21316456
>>21316677
>>21316808
none of those answers will give you peace until you are honest about what guides you and what you wish did

>>21316948
that's what the mushrooms are for, crawl around in the dirt for a little while and you'll understand whatever it is you want out of life. or you'll just dig in the mud with a stick for four hours, 50/50 chance honestly

>>21316456
literally just become a better person
It's easy just eat shredded raw carrot with apple cider vinegar and coconut oil until you kill the psychopathic pathogens that are infecting your gastrointestinal system.
move to different country, maybe Greenland, to help get a new gut microbiome. I presume you are American, America continent is sick with a deep illness that penetrates the very soil. you must retreat for several months in Mongolia.
I can't explain the rest but do these things and the rest of the path will be clear

>>21317320
You tried.

>>21317320
this will work 100% of the time, only the Mongolian retreat part though. NEVER under ANY circumstances go to Greenland, you will never come back that is a promise

>>21318087
>NEVER under ANY circumstances go to Greenland
Well now you gotta elaborate on that. What would kill me or make me stay in greenland?

>>21317320
>tfw when mom seriously tells you that enough probiotics will fix the autism
Mom just let me watch Pippa in peace you can give me diarrhea later!

Feetkin Feetta

>>21318830
It's like denmark but some how worse.

>>21318848
Or...you could watch Pippa while eating a small bowl of decent greek yogurt (fuck Chobani)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKo89NxjR04
Tenma flirting with Non on her stream.

>>21318830
Greenland is in fact not green. You would go mad if you went.

>>21318830
a mortal mind would be driven mad by the mere mentions of the horrors. you just have to trust me anon

>>21319494
>>21318830
is Greenland even habitable? looks like the entire island, together with the Queen Elizabeth islands, looks like they're entirely made up of snowy desert.

thread moving fast today

>>21310634
explain what i am looking at here. whose server is it, what is it about and why would they join? why did you take that screenshot but not share anything else relevant? are you maybe just retarded?

Has anyone here masturbated to a member of PC? Personally, I masturbate to them at least 3 times a week.
No this is not a shitpost, I think I have problem

>>21322986
I haven't but which members and what content do you use for each of them?

>>21322986
I jacked off to pippa once but thats it
I kinda feel bad about it too but the rabbit is just too lewd and het voice is too cute

I cant believe the thread is dying at this hour

Do you think Tenma has ever had sexual relations with any of her pets

>>21325171
After the bullying she can't feel any sort of pleasure. That's what the old burning hot lightbulb in the vag+stomp does to you.

>>21289316
I wish I had a shark plush that looked this good.

>>21325548
BLÅHAJ from ikea

>>21296641
>What if it isn't a lie? The implications behind that are arguably worse.
You'll have to elaborate upon that, because as I see it people just don't like being shit talked and that's all there is to it.

>>21297767
Which stream? She scrapped so many. Her Luna channels are basically empty now.

>>21296641
>so far to deny it
She mentioned it about once in response to people calling her a whore? Schizo retard.

>>21312284
I'm still here. what about it, faggot?
>>21312449
>>21312460
this isn't even news. Kiwidog and notpippa are discordfriends, he posted screenshot of this himself on their forum. can't be bothered to dig up the post but this is a timeloop

>>21300824
>weird obsession with virginity
Globohomo really damaged your brain if you believe it's weird to find virginity desirable.

>>21326089
name one woman online that wasn't called a whore
her reaction to lie instead of just letting it be was dumb, not that i would expect anything less from a furry

>>21300088
>isn’t educated enough to know what’s true and what isn’t
If you had paid more attention during school you wouldn't make silly statements like that.

>>21296821

>>21310301
>these qualities a husband do not make
Pain me to say so, but yes they literally do. Getting the girl out of the parent's house and providing for her is all it takes to be a husband.

>>21316369
She can find solace in my hugs.

>>21302904
>someone timestamps
Those timestamps are fucking useless because the idiot time stamps every single syllable she says as its own thing.
>05:01 PI | 05:02 PI | 05:03 PI
Might as well be reading a transcript, but even then you wouldn't find the things you made up in your mind.

>literally
Retard.

>>21325605
Thanks but no, it's ugly.

>>21326899
>Might as well be reading a transcript
Damn I wish we had those. If only youtube's voice recognition was more reliable we could dump the auto-text. Would make searching archives so much more easier.

https://youtu.be/7Y42dJUsiLc
Michiru is playing Minecraft

>>21328903
michiru cute

>>21328903
tropical...

>>21326653
>literally thinks the eggs copypasta guy qualifies as a husband

>>21326653
>Getting the girl out of the parent's house and providing for her is all it takes to be a husband
Are you treating a wife like a pet? There is alot more to human relationships than just providing for someone. Please be bait.

>>21331685
>he "respects" women
kek what a faggot. Enjoy being a doormat.

>>21331817
>he thinks providing is enough to keep a woman around
enjoy getting cucked while she fucks behind your back

>>21331861
Tell me your ways of not getting cucked anon. Do you tell her you love her everyday? Do you ask permission for sex? Do you have to make diner and the dishes for the rewards?

>>21331685
>Are you treating a wife like a pet?
yes

>>21331977
>Do you tell her you love her everyday?
yes
>Do you ask permission for sex?
No
>Do you have to make dinner and the dishes for the rewards?
I enjoy cooking but household related chores are the responsibility for both people involved and dishes go in the dishwasher

Any other questions?

>>21332149
No further question, you're a doormat alright.

Lia Lia Lia Lia Lia Lia Lia Lia!

>>21331685
>Are you treating a wife like a pet
That's literally how it works, an-non

>>21332004
hot.
But giving into sexual fetishes and making life choices based on them is the path to hell

みちるの笑い <3

>>21316369
if she cant handle it, she should not be /here/.

What are the chances Lumi and Yuri join gen 2?
Fishman did say gen2 will increase from 5 members to 7 right around december when the cyberlive shitfest started

>>21333695
I really don't think they made the decision to go indie 4 months in advance

>>21333695
the pippa x lumi collab instantly turned me on to her and if fishman doesn't snatch her up for gen3 then he's criminally retarded. Is yuri of the same calibre menhara sadgirl? Never seen her

>>21292324
posted this image in a discord and a mod warned me for threatening police lives. can't stand this retard

>>21334227
>the same calibre menhara sadgirl
compared to who? Pippa or Lumi? I'd say she's kind of in between

>>21315704
wdhmbt

>>21334668
here have this detailed art of sir Terry A Davies, our most respectful instructor of glowie termination

>all these pippa simps obsessing over every minor detail

>completely missed a small quality side photo posted a while ago (by me), which you can correlate to a better pic later subtly linked to her social media.

she already face doxed herself and you dont even know it.

the day I come to this thread and I dont see it, its the day I stop poking you guys with a stick. I cant help myself, enjoy the drinks

>>21334940
thank you. I will put it to great use

>>21321336
>whose server is it
The official Tsunderia server
>what is it about
Tsunderia
>Why would they join
I don't know
>Why did you take that screenshot but not share anything else relevant
Because if you did reading comprehension reps you would've realized all of these things about the server just from the name and banner, anon
>>21326297
>this isn't even news. Kiwidog and notpippa are discordfriends, he posted screenshot of this himself on their forum. can't be bothered to dig up the post
It was >>14176212, and it wasn't a screenshot on the forum
>but this is a timeloop
This isn't really a timeloop, this is a new interaction

>>21334668
>using discord

>21334977
fake and gay

This whole thing is pretty undeniable proof that she has open communications with her groomers. JL7ten and archivebro make your move

>>21335216
i've made a lot of friends in that discord that i've then added to my server, i could leave that one but the main discussion still happens in this one, it's just this one loser who keeps having moderator moments and being a fucking glowie. pretty sure half the members don't necessarily enjoy his presence but you know how it is

>>21335141
Spoiling and not bumping for off-topic question:
unrelated and kinda revealing newfaggotry here, but how do you see deleted posts in old threads without direct link?
I use 4chanx and it keeps the deleted posts while I have thread tab open, but when I come back it scrubs them from view. just use specific archives like that one, I guess?

>>21335141
you are an idiot, no one cares about tsunderia and how their servers are called

>>21335379
>but you know how it is
Is it the same problem than with jannies? Like they keep being shit, you keep complaining, but there is just no way to kick them out regardless of how abusive they are? Then yes I understand.
We need to reform 4chan's moderation system, by removing janitors altogether. If nothing is done, this site will be overtaken by commies. Already is on some boards.

>>21335379
you should attempt a coup and invite everyone who's not a faggot into an offshoot server

>>21335485
ogey

>>21335490
preach

>>21335446
4chanx should redirect you to an archive site warosu, though wakarimasen often is less censored I think

>>21335537
next time don't be a retard, discordfag

>>21335254
maybe. The spoiler kinda indicates it. I often delete my posts because I dont want them to linger for long.
Do you think Pippa has good eyesight?

>>21335680
ogey

>>21335720
good

>>21335141
>and it wasn't a screenshot on the forum
so that's why I couldn't find it. thanks.
>>21335446
thread is past bump limit. I don't think you can view deleted posts like that, just use the archive.
>>21335485
No other anon had to ask, you are the only retard who didn't know
>>21335692
you know there's an archive, right?

>>21335608
yeah it links to warosu. Thanks for the wakarimasen recommendation.

>>21335846
because no one else cares

>>21335899
cope

>>21335899
>nobody cares about notpippa and one of her groomers joining servers at the exact same time, implying direct communication
>no one else cares
ogey

>>21335846
>you know there's an archive, right?
yeah, but if I delete them it quickly its less likely they'll shit the threads, and less people will notice them.
Then again, maybe I should expect the most obsessed pippenis havers to religiously check the archives.

>>21332329
Not him but women outside of grandmothers cant cook for shit.

>>21336003
can't wait for next time you keep us up to date on the latest nothingburger

>>21336012
4chan x keeps deleted posts until you refresh the page too

>>21336116
>nothingburger

>>21332149
Imagine letting a woman cook

>>21335846
I didn't ask because I told you to fuck off. Unless you're a tsunderia consumer you'd have no idea that the portmanteau of a common weeb word and "dream" is supposed to be an official company server

>>21336218
Pippa has collabed with tsunderia multiple times and they have a crosscompany minecraft server, if you're a phase connect consumer, you should know Pippa, she is a phase connect vtuber.

>>21336311
not everyone is a discordfag, discordfag

>pippa thinks she's too unattractive to get laid
reality is that you can get someone far above your rating if you are lucky. Men especially are weirdos

>>21336471
Pippa needs to realize that all of her orbiters orbit her specifically because they want to fuck her

I hope to encourage Pippa to find a support group outside of phase. whether it is flamenco and the ibs people, rimmy and his friends. I dont want pippa to return to being a neet, I simply want her and her ugly personality out of this company, and I believe she has enough support to make it outside of phase now. I am hoping for a new breadwinner to arise from generation 2. Once they debut I will be waiting for any slip up on pippas end to exploit, the goal is to graduate her without destroying her.

is Pippa an ARG?

>>21336507
I just want to hug her tho. What comes next is left to faith.

>>21336881
>I just want to hug her
Faggot, just admit you have an insatiable desire to matingpress her and get on with it

>>21336971
No, that would be lying, and I don't want to lie to my oshi.

Does "having pipkin" just mean autism?

>>21337011
yes

>>21336507
that's not true, I also want to heal her over time and let her experience greater joys in life. Every woman should come to know the overwhelming happiness that comes with holding their firstborn.

>>21337011
context dependant

>>21336742
How considerate of you, Mr. Li

>>21337007
>that would be lying
I don't believe you.

>>21336507
her avatar*
none of you fucks know how she really looks and no way ALL of the orbiters will stick around

phase connect models are particularly high quality. Do you think they would then hire an anxious unprofessional neet for their debutgen
OR
create a complex ARG to drive people in?
How stupid do you think this company is?

>>21337405
>no way ALL of the orbiters will stick around
The dedicated orbiters and wannabe-groomers are already in way too deep to stop now.
Looking at you granthh and jl7ten, fucking simps.

>>21337039
and then I'll go off to get cigarettes, after all EVERY WOMAN needs to experience happiness

>>21337449
oops, meant for>>21336766

>>21337168
fishman please... just ship it to me already...

>>21337464
Those aren't even close to her most dedicated orbiters

>>21337654
Then who would be?

>>21337671
me

>>21337700
I wrote this

>>21337700
>>21337726
all me

>>21337654
i don't know, jl7ten seems pretty dedicated with his thousands of dollars donated to her and granthh seems pretty dedicated with the groomcord shit.

>>21337768
this post and all of those he replied to are also me, pippas greatest orbiter
I havent spent a single cent on the rabbit but I did buy the daki

>>21337817
I will not spend a single cent on someone Im not in a relationship with. not even by proxy

>>21337813
When will these two fight to the death for the title of supreme pippa orbiter in the community?

Gotta do some chores around the house so the thread will likely be dead when I come back.
Just wanted to say this as its pertinent to this thread:
The best way to hide the truth is in plain sight

>>21337813
There are but mere children. I am a 100% factual oil baron (real) funding Phase Connect through the shadows of anonymous donations and blank checks mailed to fishman on a bi-montly basis. All to get closer to my oshi, Bird Prisoner.

>>21338044
a real oil baron would bypass the laws of weak western countries and have their oshi delivered to them. their will be damned

>>21337813
At least jl7ten doesn’t really do anything in the not pippa scene either. He’s a huge supporter but I do not think he is an orbiter like grantth and boredundead

>>21333695
They've just gone indie, why join Phase-Connect? If they did, would they debut with new models or sell the existing ones to fiskman?

Yes I can confirm this is me >>21337817
I didn't spend a cent on the rabbit. I didn't buy the dakimakura though, but again, I'm kind of a schizo.

>>21338173
jl7ten is in literally every notpippa stream what do you mean he isnt an orbiter?

>>21338512
so am I, doesn't mean shit

>>21338512
he doesn't chat or interact with the community at all. which is his loss desu, he's missing prime opportunities to groom her in the notpippa discord & cubegame server

>>21338023
wdhmbt??

>>21338569
NotPippa has basically directly called him out on-stream before and said that she wants all people lurking to feel comfortable chatting in the community but yet he still doesn't. What is his problem? She is doing her best to make it not-weird like he's worried about it being

>>21338512
Why the fuck are you talking about random barons when we've had orbiters post their inner circle discord screenshots before? Are you new?

>>21338569
I don't think any of these will be prime factors in how to get the pippussy.
Unfortunately for him, neither will how much money he showered her online personas with, otherwise she'd already be settled.

if jl7ten really wants to groom pippa then all he probably has to do is ask boredundead or granthh for an invite to the orbitercord

>>21338569
i also never had a single interaction with pippa despite watching her alot
also never sent a single chat message
don't know about that guy but some of us are just like that

>>21338683
can't speak for him, but can relate, and I've said this itt before, it just that her old circle feels so much like a close group of friends with their own memes and stuff that it makes it difficult not to feel like an intruder and I bet that is one of the factors that make her notpippa account slower in growth

>>21339144
I feel she's gotten much better about this over the past few months. She actually explains the jokes to us new folk and lets us partake in them without it feeling weird or belittling or whatever. It feels much more open than it used to be. She's said many times and has done things in an attempt to make everyone to feel welcome

It started out as me feeling too awkward to chat in her streams, didn’t help when I first followed her she made some joke about “welcome to the forbidden zone” or something. For awhile I just enjoyed lurking, and not trying to get noticed. Once I started feeling more like I could be there without fucking glowing I had started my new job, and she streams during my work hours. I still listen in tho.
t.JL7ten

>>21340051
>new IP
wait...

>>21340051
explain your name

>>21340051
You’re a good guy JL, I hope you are doing well and not over extending yourself with all the donos. Take care of yourself my man.

>>21336311
what?
We're in /pcg/. I know about /pcg/ shit. I don't even know the /###/ thingy for tsunderia.
what luv pippa. luv pc. luv unity. simple as

>>21340570
>luv unity
don't lie anon, it's bad for the soul

>>21340051
You’re fucked in the head.

>>21340730
You're gay lmao

>>21340730
Wait, the guy who's donated upwards of $7,000 to someone who is essentially an egirl that he will never meet might just be a bit mentally ill? What made you possibly realize this!

>>21337011