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Oggey, /vt/, hit me with your best rrats, April Fools edition. I'll start:

>Cover and Nijisanji are in a Cold War arms race to develop the technology for the next phase of vchuubas. Haptic feedback? Full VR? Smells and tastes?

>> No.2126830

Kiara has a gun

>> No.2127258

>>2122495
I want to taste Pekora.

>> No.2127273

>>2126830
I thought this was confirmed, wasn't the rrat whether or not she's killed someone before?

>> No.2127274
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>>2122495
>Smells and tastes
God please

>> No.2127851

Sora is Yagoo's really fit wife who is able to get away with lying about her age on Ringfit.

>> No.2127920

>>2126830
Wtf, /vt/ told me she was an sjw or some shit

>> No.2127951
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>>2127851
>Sora and Yagoo are just living out their idol/being the sugar daddy/manager of an idol/trophy wife kink
sasuga, I say to them, good on them for living the dream

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>>2127920
If you really want to get your mind blown, check out r/liberalswithguns

>> No.2128510

Pekora slapped Aqua in front of Yagoo

>> No.2129232

>>2126830
False. Germany doesn't allow people to protect themselves let alone owning a gun.

>> No.2129272

>>2129232
>Germany
anonchama, your germanophone reps . . . .

>> No.2129688

>>2127974
Reported for browsing reddit. Go back.

>> No.2130703

>>2127274
What do you think it tastes like?

>> No.2130982

>>2127851
>>2127951
>Hololive is all an elaborate cover so Yagoo and Sora don’t have to admit their kink to their friends and family
>it’s gotten a little out of hand.

>>2122495
>Noel is related to Hitomi Tanaka, huge tits are a bit of a family trait.

>Calli’s place is haunted.

>> No.2130987

>>2126830
What did the wrestler do?
What did he put you through?

>> No.2130988

>>2122495
Theyre gonna have chuuba nanomachines and chuuba branded firearms and private armies

>> No.2131012

>>2127974
Ok but where does this rrat come from? I saw it like many months ago before
Also you can’t have guns in Japan

>> No.2131017

>>2131012
>Also you can’t have guns in Japan
That's why she had to go back

>> No.2131029
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>>2129232
She's Austrian, Anon. A shining example of history repeating itself.

>> No.2131034

>>2122495
>Calli's roommate is trans, she just hasn't told anyone so /vt/ doesn't know

>> No.2131145

>>2131034
Please don’t let this one be true

>> No.2131153

>>2130982
>related to Hitomi Tanaka
I really hope not, Hitomi is the biggest (heh) butterface in that industry.

>> No.2131258

>>2131012
Nips with money buy guns and store them in Guam. Also, criminals can get a hold of them if they really need to, but it’s often old GI bring backs like Chinese Tokarevs

>> No.2131268

>>2131258
Are you implying Kiara is yakuza

>> No.2131416

>>2131145
Does it really matter Anon, if you don't know?

>> No.2131458

>>2131153
Honestly, given noel’s mentioned her family life before and it doesn’t seem like it’d match with anything known about Tanaka (I don’t think Tanaka would be poor for one, and she has mentioned family much less kids) they’d probably be more like cousins or she’s an aunt.

>> No.2132349

>>2128510
Didn't Yagoo slap himself in front of Aqua and Pekora while Suisei slapped Sora in her own mind? Get your facts right. Rrats don't care about your ogeys.

>> No.2132432

>>2129232
This is false burgeranon. You can own weapon in Europe, but not military stuff

>> No.2134553

>>2130982
>there's only a single family tree in Japana that possess the booba gene
heh

>> No.2134619

>>2130982
>>2127951
Besto ratt so far.

>> No.2134623

Giving extraordinary attention and admiration to mostly unattractive females that have been shunned most of their life, with many being outright shut ins, will leave a negative psychological impact on them long term. Some may not cope too well with the bubble bursting while others might thrive without any of this.

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>>2132349
>Didn't Yagoo slap himself
I didn't know Yagoo was a Jerma all along

>> No.2135544

>>2128510
Hot

>> No.2138900

>>2134623
Yeah but when you’ve seen their roommate’s faces they’re pretty much all attractive at least by western standards

>> No.2140752

>>2134623
they're japanese girls, as long as they stay relatively fit they'll have weebs crawling all over them

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>>2122495
Arypie's roomate is jewish, as demonstrated by her warcraft days financial shenanigans.
Also, pogfrog is an FBI agent with a voice changer working to get dirt on her pedo audience.

>> No.2142020

>>2129232
German people own guns, anon, they just need a license. Also she's not german.

>> No.2142866

>>2141951
>her

>> No.2143209

A certain mid-level seiso Vtuber is actually this other much more popular JAV actress. Originally, she only looked into vtubing because she was told to by higher-ups, and assumed it would just be the latest in a long line of gimmicks. However, since then, she has come to use her persona as an escape from her real life as much as her viewers use her streams as an escape from theirs.

>> No.2143305

>>2127273
lol, the rrat is that firearms possession is why she got deported from Japan. In reality, her mom is a big survivalist type (owns random farm animals, bought a pig carcass, butchered it by herself, made schnitzel for her daughter, etc.), so she likely inherited her guns/shooting experience from her mom. Hurray for alpine shooting traditions.

>> No.2143324

>>2127920
/pol/ tourists say she's a mega SJW. In reality she just has sane normie opinions on politics
>inb4 "saying I don't like Trump makes her a mega-SJW REEEEEEEEEEEE"

>> No.2143348

>>2131012
she didn't take it with her - her mom lives in as close to bumfuck nowhere as you can get in "Australia", so almost certainly she left it with her

>> No.2143420

>>2131034
No troon actually sounds feminine, don't be retarded.

>> No.2144886

>All EN managers were made up and the person in the L4D stream was actually haachama
>Neither EN or ID actually have assigned managers
>Instead of taking this to mean there's no rules like ID does, EN waits for direct instructions from the main branch which means they just don't do anything unless a JP manager sets up a collab

>> No.2145354

>>2122495
ID branch is a psyop organised to make SEA more likable and Indog government paid for it's creation. But, because SEAniggers are 0 IQ manlets, they have chosen absolute retards to do the job

>> No.2145390

>>2143209
That's cute though

>> No.2146324

>>2143324
>anti-white self-loathing posts
>not sjw
Congrats, you've outed yourself as either low on info or an absolute faggot

>> No.2146717

>>2146324
Is she fully white?

>> No.2155492

>>2122495
>Cover and Nijisanji are in a Cold War arms race to develop the technology
Cover isn't developing shit.

>> No.2155672

>>2143420
You misunderstand, anon. Mori isn't mtf, she's
>your boy

>> No.2155701

>>2127920
Kiara did have one based moment during the Papers Please collab. When the game said that Arstotzka was going to admit foreigners, Kiara said "Someone's gonna blow up something".
It's made even better by the fact that the game actually has a terrorist attack 1 day later.

>> No.2155793

>>2138900
>when you’ve seen their roommate’s faces they’re pretty much all attractive at least by western standards
Not really. It's a very mixed bag.

>> No.2156142
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2156142

The "Chinese Antis" don't actually exist. They're actually Israeli agents using a VPN to make the general public hate China, which will make war between the west and China while they profit in the end game.
Think about it.

>> No.2156222

>>2155672
Fuck, that's kinda hot

>> No.2156323

>>2122495
Stop with the rrats.

>> No.2156981

Anyone got the one about Gura and Watson moving in together with the whole “whatever nigger” thing?

>> No.2157023

>>2156981
oh boi senpai

>> No.2157119

senpai

>> No.2158337

>>2156981
the what now?

>> No.2159527

>>2156981
Gura fucks white boys only.

>> No.2161131

>>2155672
>if I had a dick, I would stick it in something moe
This rrat is starting to sound more plausible the more I think about it

>> No.2161362

>>2127920
You're a fucking retard, you know that?

>> No.2164087

>>2156981
I remember that one, but I didn't save it

>> No.2166637

>>2146324
Her opinions are incredibly mainstream

>> No.2166765

>>2166637
By what standards nigger?

>> No.2166845

>>2130982
>Calli's place is haunted
kek, is this related to that soundpost or something?

>> No.2166988

>>2166765
(((Western))) "women", unfortunately

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>>2122495
Kiaras grand fathers are in this photo

>> No.2170063

>>2138900
>when you’ve seen their roommate’s faces they’re pretty much all attractive
Botan, Okayu, Kanata, Polka, Marine etc

>> No.2173000

Coco has had sex with more women than matsuri
towa is the only hololez that hasn't sex with a woman

>> No.2176207

>>2156142
Doubtful, however Taiwanese and Hong Kong people could actually play the role in this conflict to make westerners sympathize them more.

>> No.2178255

Ayame is my wife, not a rrat

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