/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Was going to donate 500 dollars
>Hovering over the paypal button
>Beatani reveals it was just a VN this entire time
>Cancel donation

I
AM
FUCKING
ENTERTAINED

>>21211750
do it anyway, chicken

that tweet makes sense now kek

I appreciate how there's zero attempt to tone this down for the newfags that got baited

>>21211750
>>Beatani reveals it was just a VN this entire time
>>Cancel donation
Should've encouraged it even

>>21211671
literally who?
ToT

>>21212032
A scammer bear

I love this fucking bear!!!

I am impressed at how creative she is.

>>21212121
pls sir do not redeem graduation

>>21212145
Me too!!!
even if I've been replaced...

>>21212214
don't leave me

she's dropping this after the stream right? I just want someone to rip the CGs

>>21212214
You only post in stream threads, what can I do?

what would sex feel like with this bear?

Lumi collab soon, I'm calling it now

>>21212353
maguro

>200 people getting baited
kek

>>21212326
she said she will, and that's the first thing I plan on doing when she does

>>21212353
Extremely tight, but kind of dry. Bring lube.

>>21212429
I can never read how this bear feels about collabs, she pretty much never does them but then she had that one with temako that seemed entirely spur of the moment and during christmas kept asking the chuubas in her chat if they wanted to hang out on the minecraft server

>>21212353
Warm, tight and smelly

Bea might actually be inclining.

>>21212353
maguro

>>21212353
extremely painful

>>21212429
fucking twitch whores every time. can't she collab with a good chuuba for once? like salmon

>>21212353
it would make it hard to site down for awhile

I love fucking this bear!

>I don't have to worry about using graduation because I'm not an idol

fucking BASED. Kneeling right now.

>>21212523
She drew her in the picture, Lumi was in the stream, Bea fangirls over her more than almost anyone

>>21212353
I cried a little bit after she was too rough

>>21212594
Numbers

If you goncern, you lose.

>>21212594
I only know her collab with Pippa. Who else did she collab with before?

>>21212648
If Bea is the autist who keeps posting that I'm disappointed

touristdads...

>>21212762
Eira Woolcott twice and a Temako guerilla one

She hates me after all

Never doubt the bear

RATE IT

what a fucking ride that was

>>21213090
mochiron of course

i can't believe she's gone forever...

Cute and funny

>>21213106
10/10 unironically

>>21213106
steak and pineapple/10

>>21213106
I miss her already / 10

>>21213106
rollercoaster of emotion /10

>>21213106
I'm so proud of this fucking bear/10
very based vn

>>21213106
10/10 I fucking kneel

>>21213106
quality bait / 10

>>21213106
I LOVE MY SKILLED AND HARDWORKING DAUGHTER/10

El CREATIVIDAD

>>21213106
not an actual graduation stream/10

>>21213106
I'm so proud of being a dad/10

>>21213106
6/10

ngl the vn was boring and the way she narrated was awkward, not to mention how she lied to us
Dropped.

>>21213288
Bea go post the VN

>>21213288
bear paws alert

>>21213288
>she lied to us
pretty stupid if you believed it in the first place

>>21212650
The only person Bea ever fangirls over is Hiromoot.

>>21213106
this bear is not corner/10

Well done Bea. It was great.
I never expected you'd go to this effort.
I FUCKING KNEEL

>>21213454
don't forget Takuya. Or Akira, I guess.

Don't forget she posted this stream to reddit. Iimagine being a reddit fag who joined the stream out of compassion for her graduation and then getting lied to like that. How would they know it was fake? Kinda rude.

>>21211671
>Graduation
Did she get hired by some group?

>>21213620
Based

REDDITDADS WE HAVE BEEN MOCKED FOR LONG ENOUGH IT'S TIME TO RISE UP

>>21213650
Yes, Beatani wisely joined my gang

>>21213620
>redditors getting baited
I'm sure they loved it.

So it peaked at like 250 and averaged 200. How many does she usually have? How many outsiders did she manage to scam?

>>21214148
She usually has 3 viewers. There's me, Bea and Bea's manager. So quick math here, it seems like she scammed 247 people.

>>21214148
Usually between 40 and 80 unless it's a big event. She hasn't had numbers like this in a long time. Was the Fox janny on vacation?

>>21214148
YT's numbers are fucking worthless for a host of reasons but I'd say that was around 2-3x normal

>>21214372
>She hasn't had numbers like this in a long time.
ever
not even during memeball

>>21214514
You haven't seen the first half of 2021 then

>>21214514
newfag

>>21214514
c-cute newdad

>>21214561
>>21214588
>>21214618

Bea you're inclining so fucking fix the minecraft to hook the new blood

>>21214647
You must have forgotten then. Granted, the biggest were on Twitch.

>>21214759
Greys don't count as people

>>21214647
forgetfuldad...

>>21214815
I'll take your word for it.

I remember the numbers
the numbers are all I think about
numbers.....

>>21214759
>minecraft
lol okay boomer

BEATAN WHERE IS YOUR SVEN SERVER?

Chisachan chu chu

>Lied about graduating just to get more numbers
Alrighty

>>21215243
never once said it was "her" graduation, get played nerd

Most intense numberfag on earth but still can't incline. Truly pathetic oshi you have.

>>21215243
She's done it before and she'll do it again. You won't make it as a vtuber without being a little shameless.

>>21215243
Retard

We need a CHKN server so everyone can get their won Akira

>>21215495
There's no option for a CHKN dedicated server sadly

>>21215284
>>21215494
Look at the stream hashtags, people made art and videos thinking this was her last stream, and they all look like chumps now. You have to admit this isn't a healthy way to treat a fanbase, right?

>>21215287
>>/#/
I've seen this identical comment in so many threads. Rangeban SEA.

better CCV on a worse website than a lot of the large indie vtubers. seems like beatan is known in many circles. Masterful marketing and letting every other concerned mom dad brother sister and friends do the advertising for her. .

so when's bea gonna show off her sick new ride

>>21215684
a lot of these people are playing along with her.

>>21215684
They were in on the joke. Read the room dad.

>>21215684
>people made art and videos thinking this was her last stream
so far the only one who seemed to have fallen for it was https://twitter.com/Raflesial_/status/1508058317985255424
everyone else was playing along

>>21215769
I'm her new ride and I'm not sick.

>>21215726
cope, it's not even sea hours yet

>bea graduates
>serori tweets
Coincidence?

>>21215769
a volkswagon beatle

I love how deceitful and shameless this bear is.

>>21216014
Made me look

may the lord forgive me for what id do to colon3 in their latest tweet

>>21211671
im new but why is she graduating?

>>21216248

>>21216643
>Belived

>>21216848
Nobody said Risuna was smart

>>21215853
literally who

I saw a lot of new greys and even long time greens that I've never noticed before.

it was a nice stream

What if Bea was the one asking about making a VN in the threads?

>>21219416
sneaky bear paws

>>21219573
Bea is so sneaky.

>>21217723
a casual fan who fell for the graduation

>>21215684
They should have watched Bea before. Newfags disgust me

>>21218783
>Going straight for the pussy
What a chad

Do you think there will be streams this week?

>>21225550
probably in the weekend

>>21222544
The entire Beaverse is everyone, dads and Bea included, playing reality bending mindgames on each other until no one knows what’s real and what is a schizophrenic delusion. It filtered the hell out of me just for how exhausting it got, but I appreciate it for what it is. I’m just too weak to be a dad anymore.

>>21225970
Do you think that's where the game ends? This is only the beginning. Welcome to stage 2. The signs will make themselves known to you soon.

>>21216471
What are you doing to this menhera dad?

>>21215684
You really think stuff like this was taking her seriously?

>>21228416
Not him but I think it might involve sex at some point

OH GOD I WANT C3 TO MAKE ME CUM WITH HER FEET

WHY DID THIS MALEHERA MAKE SUCH A SEX MODEL?

What is Bea's actual IQ? She's a very smart bear I think somewhere around 120 and 130

>>21230780
I think shes at that IQ level where you are very smart but socially retarded

>>21230780
dads range between 130 and 140 and viewers reflect the streamer

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1508295863143383040

>>21232222
Of course dads will have to do it for her

>>21230780
I think you're right. The ADHD really holds her back but maybe it's part of the package deal. I really respect her intelligence though.

>>21230780
WHY

Theoretically, if Bea were to get a collab with a hololive girl how would Bea act during the stream?

>>21232968
It depends on the Holo of course. Luna, Chammers or FBK would make her nervous but most of the others she'd be normal Bea.

>>21233068
Gura, with karaoke levels of viewers

>>21229966
i guess it's a mystery.. we'll never know

>miss the stream
>people talking about a 250 viewer peak
I don't usually care about missing streams, but this time I feel like I've missed something important. I was expecting the numbers to be in the 150-180 range, so this completely took me by surprise. I've never seen her numbers anywhere near so high. My personal record is only 204, so this would've been a 23% increase for me. I want to believe everyone is just lying, but the view count for the vod is so high that I have to believe it. I don't even feel like watching the VOD anymore... I hope someone at least screenshotted the live numbers...

>>21233290
>she clickbaits newfags for graduation shit
>"oh no i cant believe she had high viewer count how could this happen!"
nigger, just watch it or put it in the background, she made a very funny and soul visual novel game and made a quick playthrough of it
Not really a lot of critical information to miss but stream was really quality I think.

>>21233519
It was ok but not her best stream by far. Clickbait carried the day.

>>21233290
you're missing on a good stream right now by posting here instead of watching the vod, you really shouldn't beat yourself over missing a stream regardless of viewer count. numbers were just the hype built around the graduation bait.
peak was over 350 actually, particularly at the beginning, and it decreased as people realized it wasn't an actual graduation. averaged at around 200 after that.

>>21233519
I'll watch it, but I'm closing the stream if I see people in the chat bragging about being there during the high viewer count numbers.
>>21233968
The content of a stream isn't usually that relevant to how much you can enjoy it. Hololive and Nijisanji streamers don't usually have interesting content, but everyone is having fun because there are so many viewers. It's like watching a boring sport like football, you're excited about it because you're surrounded by many excited fans.
>>21234488
That always happens at the beginning of the streams because it takes a while for the waiting room numbers to be changed into the live viewers, but that's a really nice screenshot regardless.

I love my daughter but she's a little mean.

>>21235736
we deserve it and by we I mean you

Thank god for this duplicitous bear.

>>21235736
>trying to make a strawberry bed

OP https://streamable.com/96x1og
ED https://streamable.com/66xov1

YWNBRK

>>21230780
Paws

An*nedm follow back again on Twitter roughmcgoo

>>21237747
take your meds onegai please

I wonder if another chuuba will stream her game.

>she had to make her own game because dads were too lazy

>>21225550
April Fools

Fireworks and :3 unlock me on Twitter roughmcgoo

>>21238273
seep groomers get to work onegai

>>21225769
Weekend is best

>>21238273
It might have too much Bea community jokes

Now that (we) know Bea won't stop streaming soon, would anyone be interested in singing some songs for her birthday?

>>21239109
we will do that and we are also supposed to do a collage like last year but no one has said exactly when.

Bea if you're reading this I think you're the coolest polar bear in the world

Bea if you're reading this I want to bend you over every table and give you lots of creampies

>>21213251
For fucking once a petting gif done correctly that wasn't the original artia

>>21239514
please be a responsible dad and don't make her fat and diabetic...

Bea if you're reading this I want you to bend me over every table and give me lots of creampies

sixty percent of the original dads don't give a fuck about this shitty bear

>>21239632
What's that number based on?

>>21239668
my ass

>>21239668
statistics of chat
writing patterns
DM-ing each and every one of them to ask
asked god
asked chihiro
took a handreps break
gave my eyes to remotekid for info
my ass

>>21239716
>>21239784
dad's ass... dad sex...

>>21239109
he thinks this wasn't just her getting us to lower our guard so she can graduate for real on her birthday kek

She took the day off work to post on the dicksword all day

>>21240537
*twitter

>>21240537
I don't know about Bea but I'd have been pretty nervous today with the way people were talking in the days leading up, sure as hell wouldn't want to have to work on top of that

Why does Beaccho never wear her glasses anymore?

>>21240903
not enough donations for them

Why is she so hostile towards neets now? I started watching her only because she said she loves neets, but now she's saying offensive stuff like telling them to get a job.

>>21241123
get a job, you useless piece of shit.

>>21241123
>now
she's always been hostile towards NEETS it's just part of her concernfagging nature

>>21241194
Fuck you, go make some more money for your boss, wageslave

>>21241123
>she's saying offensive stuff
>like telling them to get a job

>>21241440
JOB HATE
NEET PRIDE WORLD WIDE

Does someone have the "I can love you so much if you're a neet" clip?

>>21241123
I wouldn't love my retarded polar bear christmas cake jk graduate daughter as much if she wasn't offensive. If I could hold down a job it is debatable whether or not I would be able to maintain interest in her.

Either way I'm sure she has had enough of my shit.

>thread dead not long after her biggest stream ever
Do you think she's gonna actually graduate? I give her a week

>>21250069
I doubt we'll be having any more streams. It's sad, but this is a good time to end it.

>>21250069
>>21250336
pack it up dads
best way to end it on the high note

I just need Chisato's lips

>>21252861

>>21252861
There's no ribbon
dads I'm scared

>>21250443
>Beatani everywhere system

>>21253896
>>21253965
oh no...

>>21254036
finger going up her asshole

>>21254029
Imagine it's Bea

>>21254242
Nvm don't need to imagine anymore
but she's black for some reason, must've gone to okinawa

>>21241123
Get a fucking job

>>21256935
never

did anybody ever rip the CGs

Her Christmas cake pussy is begging to be cummed in. Why is nobody helping her out?

>>21260317
I am

>>21260012
They might be on cloverclub

>>21260317
Kumagai "Cake-chama" Chisato

I want to take Chisato on a date.

>>21261443
cool

>>21262699
abandoning us to join hololive confirmed....

>>21262699
Lumi love

Lumi hate

>>21263332
She graduated, but she was still trying to leech off bea's graduation stream?

>>21263756
She's not even graduating. She's leaving Cyberlive to go indie and probably discord grooming Bea constantly.

>>21263797
i want to watch ToT

>>21263735
>t never watched lumi

>>21263332
>>21264883
kys slut leech

>>21211750
that's a lotta strawberries

bea's birthday is a little more than a month away, what are we supposed to do, will it be like last year or will we make an album of birthday songs? we will also make the collage?

>>21264883
Her voice makes me want to punch her in the face so hard I break my hand.

>>21264883
I don't like her and her model is ugly.

>>21264991
>leeching from someone smaller
anon

>>21265183
I don't know if it's possible to fill an album with birthday songs but another one would be cool if there could be a theme. We could sing happy birthday again if mixer mom or another could mix it. Another collage sounds good too.

why is she retiring, did you freaks creep her out

>>21265507
I would like it to be like last year but whoever organized the happy birthday songs is not around so I thought the dad who organized the other albums could make a birthday album

>>21265560
She's not

>>21265560
why can't you read a thread are you retarded?

>>21265717
i don't watch this person so why would i

>>21265560
*rapes you*

>>21265778
you are not the first to ask this question

Bea knew it was deceptive clickbait that would bring a ton of annoying guys and she did it anyway

>>21266134
you say that like her chat isn't full of annoying guys as it is

>>21266134
I LOVE THIS NUMBEAR

>>21266134
She's been losing dads faster than she's been gaining them, so she had to do something to get numbers. Personally I though she'd do something sexual like another nutkumolity.

Why isn't this dasai bear retiring from being cringe

>>21266316
bea has been planning this for a long time before dirty dog anyway they won't stay for very long.

>>21266434
She can't, it's her natural

>>21266715
>it's her natural

>>21265170
go harrass your new oshis fans faggot

dads I bought a cheap wacom tablet, what program do you use to draw?

>>21267719
try krita

>>21267719
I actually just use aggie. Though krita seems to be the most widely used these days.

I want C3 to make me cum with her hands

>>21267719
beatani recommended this japanese program called firealpaca that’s free but most people use krita or pirated clip paint studio

gonna groom a reddit dad

>>21268089
Imm coming now
cumming
cum

>>21268833
Yikes

The big "NEEEEEEEEEEE" in bea's ayase cover is pretty bad

>>21268089
me too dad, me too

>>21269633
what are you smoking
that NEEEEE makes me erect

>>21268089
>her

Who the fuck is Akira? I dont remember him.

>>21267719
drawing on just sketchful can be pretty fun

>>21271205
Made up for the game I think

>>21267719
Don't bother with Krita, use Photoshop or CSP
If you're a faggot who doesn't pirate, use medibang, it's firealpaca but better

>>21271792
I just recommend krita because that's what I use as linux chad
it worked great for me so far

Dads I'm not feeling like participating in other groups projects this year. For her birthday I'm just going to say happy birthday and that's that. I already gave everything last year.

>>21272224
That's good

Krita, Photoshop, csp, your mom etc. They all don't matter, if you are shit at drawing you'll be shit in any program. Just start to draw in whatever you find. after you get decent then maybe think more about the program you are going to use

>>21272124
>linux

>>21268389
You can also purchase Clip Studio. It's frequently on sale.

>>21272124
>Linux
>Chad
Okay buddy

>>21272124
That's pretty /g/ay daddochama

>>21267719
krita is great but I swapped over to CSP because it's a bit hard to find neat brush presets for krita and making/recreating brushes is mendokusai
in the end though your choice of program doesn't really matter

Let's all be menhera together dads

>>21274151
No

>>21274151
I think some dads are menhera excessively over the norm so other dads can stay non-menhera.

>>21272792
>>21273540
>>21274101
go suck Bill Gates cock

Q: How to tell when someone's a Linux user?
A: You don't have to guess, they'll let you know

Do you think Bea will model Momo's butthole? I bet it would look really cute and make decent handreps material.

>>21274522
based linuxCHAD

>>21275022
bro just because she's seep's friend doesn't mean you have to bring the buttholeposting here too

Beatani looks like she can eat ass

>>21276510
You just know Bea's a freak in bed

>>21276884

>>21276884
She's a starfish and you know it.

Ohadayo dads

Bea's graduation stream gave me the idea of making a Risuna VN. I can do the programming, i never used renpy but how hard can it be?

I would need help from art dads and story dads, I've been talking with some guys on d*****d but I would take any help I can get

Right now I would like some ideas for the main plot, I thought about some kind of story about how Chihiro threw Bea inside XP Hill but I would like to hear your suggestions

If the main plot goes smoothly we can start thinking about branches in the story (imagine Fuwa ending...)

>>21277525
>i never used renpy but how hard can it be?

>>21277525
Hi g*ndola

It sunded in the d*****d like you have the obligation to tell the thread otherwise they would "get uppity"

>>21277931
You weren’t supposed to say the quiet part out loud now I will proceed to get uppity

>>21277868
Not very if you know some Python

>>21277525
How about a horror game? Risuna gets invited to Bea's house/school but gets trapped in by Bea.
Fuwatani is some grotesque creature, Remoto Kid is actually an unethical experiment where Bea spliced the DNA of an Indian man and a fox together, and saving Chihiro from the basement is the true good end

>>21277525
I don't know if I'd have much to add but that sounds like a really cool idea. It would be interesting to see human Bea and Chihiro and find out how Bea got trapped. Maybe like in Freakazoid.
https://youtu.be/hFe-xtHl1TY

How about a bea game jam? We could create some common assets and everyone could use them for their own stuff

>>21277525
Bea sets out on her Risunamon journey at the ripe young age of 25 and decides to rise to the top of the vtubing world. She battles vtubers she meets along the way and gets frequently interrupted by her rival Chihiro before finally making it to the Risunamon league where she earns the right to be among the best. She battles the members of Vshoujo and wins, becoming their newest member. Happy end!

>>21277525
>>21277525
>Right now I would like some ideas for the main plot
it takes place in high school and focuses on the competition between two teams - one lead by Bea and the other Chihiro - competing for the summer festival golden strawberry
Chihiro's team won every year so far, but Bea and her friends wont let that stop them!

Alternatively:
You are Bea trying to stop your Yakuza money laundering company from running out of bussines and having to find a real job

>>21279786
Sorry but I'm going with team Chihiro

>Chihiro (27)
What did she mean by this?

>>21280688
Now everytime Chihiro is mentioned, a (27) should be attached

>>21280777
Triple sevens. It's official now.

>>21278394
I like this idea better, but I'm too used to working on my own

>>21278658
Hi

>>21278394
>>21280983
I like this too.
Maybe as the project after this when some assets exist.

Bea got about 30 subs yesterday. Not bad.

>>21277525
>Right now I would like some ideas for the main plot
Murder in the Hokkaido tour bus
Hobodad is killed and Risuna has to solve who did it.

Sam and Max style point and click with Hobodad and Remote Kid

Yume nikki style schizo game with Bea as protagonist

The game needs a Trello

Album organizer here. How much interest would there be in a birthday album and what kind of songs would be on it?

>>21286316
I like the idea, there should be many versions of the happy birthday song enough to fill it and you could also add a little message at the end of them like last year's.

>>21283891
>Sam and Max
Bea and Pippa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t9lYLd3Q24

>>21286694
The only thing is I can't really mix well so there would be like 10 English Happy Birthday performances.

>>21286874
that is why I said that everybody should look for a different version of happy birthday or someone who knows how to mix can volunteer to help

>>21286316
Will there be a naked song?

>>21287167
You could sing naked and I won't tell Bea

>>21286820
That could actually work

the dad who organized last year's collage is still with us? can't remember if he was rye

>>21287642
I think so

>>21286078

>>21287340
But we'd need dads to be funny when writing the script

>>21288441
I can just write SEX a bunch of times when creating the scenes

>>21286820
there are enough characters to fill a game, there is no need to use another chuuba bea and chhihiro, hobodad and risuna, remote kid and kaniko, babytani and fuwatani

>>21288982
Aren't you forgetting somebody?

>>21289657
My sweet honey angel

>>21289657
potato risuna

>>21290118
>There is an alternate Beaverse where everyone is retarded

>>21290305
>alternate

>>21289657

>>21290417
Cute!

>>21288982
I think confirmed beafriends should be in and who knows maybe we can coerce her or eira to do some voice lines

Where is Meroto (Kemote Rid?) and Dobohad?

>>21290796
As long as that succubus whore Lumi doesn't come anywhere near it

>>21288982
If you aren't familiar with those games Max is super violent and unhinged (and he also happens to be a rabbit). So for a Sam and Max parody Pippa would be perfect in Max's role. Those games were fully voice acted too so you'd want two chuubas to collab on it. It ain't gonna happen but now I want some fanart of Bea and Pippa cruising in the DeSoto

>>21290796
honestly, in my personal opinion, it is better for a game to focus on the community as the magazine that is 100% focused on community characters

>>21291002
cameo appearances in backgrounds? Bea set the precedent herself

>>21290959
>Those games were fully voice acted too so you'd want two chuubas to collab on it. It ain't gonna happen but now I want some fanart of Bea and Pippa cruising in the DeSoto
I knew it if they do something like that it would be with ulterior motives instead of wanting to make a game about the community.

>>21291002
But how will I shill my shitty vtuber in unrelated places?

>>21290959
Sam and Max isnt a VN series though

>>21291121
ultimately the artists participating will make those decisions not you

>>21291002
Don't use Eira, use fanfic dad instead.

>>21291121
Just watch this clip and you'll understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNWr5RilXMU

>>21291776
exactly, you can use any other community character for those roles and that game is not even a VN

>>21292239
I think you must be trolling. That, or you are severely autistic. Someone mentioned Sam and Max and someone else thought these two characters were similar to Bea and Pippa during their collab. Nobody said anything about a Sam and Max VN.

>>21292968
>>21283891

>>21293086
Nothing about a VN in that post little buddy

>>21290417
kek

I'M SERIOUSLY MADLY IN LOVE WITH BEATANI!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HER!!!!!!!! EVEN EVER TIME SHE DOES BATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I WILL WAIT FOR HER FOREVER!!!11!1!1111111!!111!!111!!111!!11!!111!!111!1111!111!!!

>>21294607
Based!