/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sonny sounds so defenseless today

HEY YOU!

In the entire history of vtubers, there has never been a more horny than pic related. I was 18 years old when I went to watch Selen Tatsuki; and this image awoke something in my body. For some reason, my tiny penis became stiff, and I began peeing uncontrollably. A full bladders worth of piss soaking through my anime printed shorts, trickling down the gaming chair. My mom noticed the smell and berated me "Anon, you are pissing yourself" she tried to get me to clean my room, but I screamed and shouted to keep on watching the stream. I began spraying even more boy piss at her, and some on my walls. My dad came in to take me out of my room, I began pissing even harder furiously. "Nooooooooo I wanna see Selen" I'd scream between every blasts of my piss. Eventually, it took my dad, my mom, and our dog to remove me from my room, and forced me to change my soiled clothing.

>>21244527
sonny is horny

Nina Love!

SONNY LOVE

FISH LOVE

>sonny likes pavlova
>i like pavlova
We are...

https://files.catbox.moe/rzuuz6.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/3ozzkq.webm

I WANT TO FUCK PETRA SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK PETRA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE PENGUIN WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER PENGUIN BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK PETRA I WANT TO FUCK PETRA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK PETRA I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER PENGUIN PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE PETRA I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK PETRA I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT PETRA HELP ME FUCK PETRA SO HORNY FOR PENGUIN ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING A VTUBER FAN AND SEEING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING WHEN STREAMING I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT ROPES EVERY TIME I SAW HER FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK PETRA I WANT TO FUCK PETRA

Guys i just rented an airbnb and the kitchen smells like caviar, what do?

>>21244564
australians
vocaroo, now

>>21244546
sonny SEX

Shu has been awake for 22 hours now! And slowly losing his sanity over Jump King that he has been streaming for 11 hours. He farted and made occasional sex noises too.I love Shu!

Yaminions are eating well tonight

Shu's girlfriend

Rosemi is so fucking hot. She is more than a vtuber to me, she is a real person. She is a little tease but she's basically my wife. The artist know what they did with that girl. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going better than a sentient flower. Every inch of her is so hot. Her thighs up to her breast and her eyes. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would stay in her stream forever just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from her stream. Her choice of words and language formats her character. The choice of clothes with a short skirt and tights yet presentable regular clothes which reveal her milky thighs adds to her nice but off-putting personality more. She is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this fact.

JOPs in chat going crazy over Sonny's sleepy voice

I LOVE MY WIFE SELEN!

Shu... Are you drunk...

There's something kind of hot about those pictures of Elira where she looks strong.

SHU IS OFFICIALLY BROKEN

>>21244382
I like millie! i was a fan from her pl. she's cute and her sense of humor is just right for me but she just streams at weird times so i rarely watch her live.
i am however the only female who watches finana. anyone else who says they do is lying.

>>21244585
I love you insane yaminions

Shu's gf on stream

Shu thinking about his giant dick while taking a piss LETS GOOO

Shu is losing it. He didn't mald but in exchange he took a hit to his sanity.

MYSTA X MYSTAKES LOVE!!

>>21244592
>>21244658
What?

>>21244665
Shu has a massive dick...

GHOST LOVE!!!
I love my sexy Latinx ghost wife!!!

what the fuck is my wife talking about

>>21244709
9 inchs banana

SHU MADE SEX NOISES AGAIN. Yaminions... after whole week of collabs.. we are finally winning

>>21244585
He sharted

MYSTA LOVE

Uki Uki Daisuki!

>Shu is looking for a babe

>>21244771
Hi Uki anon

>Stretched and realized he didn't mute and paused for a second
あー

>>21244707
he's about to meet his babe

Sonny is moaning and yawning so much... i'm putting on my earphones

will 11 hours of jump king do this to me? maybe i should try

Sleepy Sonny is sex

Man I like Shu cause he's a pretty witty and smart person but i cannot fucking STAND his chat, its full on gachikoi fujos who are like OMG ARE U OK SHU OMG SHU PLS GO TO SLEEP SHU PLS

drives me insane

>>21244645
>finanners
>gacha addict that spam story games ala yakuza/red dead
yup i'm sure you're the only one

Ya know pomu and finana both have been really inactive on Twitter. I was kinda hoping to see more stuff from them but they both have been silent for the majority of the day.

>Oliver in Shu's chat

>>21244788
Hellooo what’s up how are you c:

>>21244630
Like that one where she's with Luca and Shu and she's in the tank top she looks like she could beat me in a fist fight and it's sexy as fuck somehow.

did anyone ever release the second stardew valley vod?

>>21244576
Sniff the couches......for more caviar, of course

>come along quietly now
SONNYYYY

>>21244837
yes, the only one!! because i said so!
it's so funny bc i actually hate gachashit and almost everything she plays i just really like her

>>21244825
Don't read chat. Are there any guys who have decent chat? Fulgur's the only one that comes to mind but that's because he's strict about it

>>21244860
https://twitter.com/Linda_aka_NAMHS/status/1507781696401281025
?

>>21244855
good, that means they're actually relaxing and having a vacation away from everything.

https://twitter.com/poppymimi39/status/1507904209949106177
Art anons, this isn't another case of tracing. Right?

>gachikoi fujos

Hello I am the Phantomo king, ruler of Reimuland, and I hereby declare that starting tonight all Phantomos, regardless of gender, will dress in open-back clothing. Backs must be fully visible and exposed. Failure to follow these royal orders will result in arrest and public rape correction.

>>21244926
No, even Fulgur chat is full of horny women

>>21244947
Fair enough. I was just hoping to see and hear more from them but I suppose you're right.

>>21244825
yeah and today has many greynames too... they don't know how shu operates..

Sonny's been sat in front of his PC for about 9 hours now right?

some of sonnys superchats are wild

>>21244992
he's just like me fr

>>21244837
tbf I remember Finana once saying her female viewership was extremely low

>>21244992
hikkineet veteran...

>>21244947
Will they throw chat a boner by saying they cuddled in bed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7dfrtibXB0
Mito AAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAs
Yugo AAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAs
THEY ARE

>>21245031
I think they'll throw chat more than that while Pomu also does her "you guys"

>>21244855
>>21244947
>>21244982
it's better than fucking nina and everyone else tweeting for days about the off collab

I love my lawfully wedded husband!
I'm still laughing over his joke about killing the pigeon. I don't know why that's so funny to me, but...

>>21245031
>Tfw pomu will never roll over in the middle of the night and cuddle with you mistaking you for a pillow, nuzzling into you
>Tfw you will never feel pomus warmth beside you and hear her soft breathing next to you

>>21245000
The one that google translates their long SCs into Japanese are the weirdest. Sonny can't understand the message because it's google translated jaoanese and I don't see the point when they speak English anyway. Why not just send it in English?

>>21244930
Yeah that she looks strong.

>>21245031
probably not, they were both teasing hard before they left, most likely goin to keep everyone guessing until they get back.

>>21244837
Ryugal probably is the only one. Finana is the definition of everything that femcels hate. She's a pervert that loves sex and porn and sweaty gaming and nerdy hobbies like keyboards and card games while her only aspirations in life are getting married and becoming someone's housewife.
Elira and Pomu are way more female-friendly.

>>21245000
We're a step or so away from 'i want to kill myself please convince me not to uwu!!!' at this point. He's gotten a bunch of 'you are my comfort person' superchats, too, which are often alarm bells that the person superchatting is underage and very parasocial.

ever since luxiem I can't read debussy without laughing

>>21245091
I laughed too. Here comes sleepy taichou, reading a supa about a girl who had her donut stolen and eaten by a pigeon... and his response is kill the pigeon kek

>>21245121
It's funnier when the girls get superchats like that because I don't feel anything about laughing at the sender for being a loser.
When it's some 15 year old girl doing it I can't help but think they need help because I'm a saviorfag.

>>21245116
lots of girls probably do watch finana sometimes based on her game choices but it doesn't count idc >:( & they definitely wouldn't peg her anyways

What if Pomu Finana did one of those Nintendo motion tracking games but using their chibi models with full tracking.

i wish they'd do group zatsudans or podcasts or something, i'm not even interested in danmei, i just want to hear people talk about things they are interested in

>>21245121
its so creepy... i almost feel bad for the livers but then remember that they get money for this lmao

not gonna lie, Millie and Enna's cover of Identity has got to be the best one and I've listened to a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYL_a_HZzLY

Finana is physically incapable of not live tweeting so Pomu probably took her phone away

>Ike in Shu's chat

>>21245166
How would you feel finding out Finana isn't into pegging? She seems like a girl that only wants the real thing so she can smell and taste it...

>>21245163
I find both equally pathetic and wish they would all just kill themselves.

https://files.catbox.moe/yk8w9j.mp4

https://twitter.com/poppymimi39/status/1507904209949106177
That's some good eating

>>21245019
Really?I thought she's was really liked as some sort of female brotuber. >>21245116 exactly my reasoning, but opposite conclusion, she's a girly nerd, why would they hate her.
Then again, seeing the boys success.... what do i even know, i'm just a schizo on 4channel

>>21245173
well, all they have is pomu's laptop to stream with.

>>21245220
she will be

>>21245223
they probably would if it werent for the parasocial crutch

>>21245200
There's no amount of money that justifies having to put up with weird suicide notes day in day out.

>>21245200
Bad and awkward for them in the moment but they will completely forget about that user within minutes.

>>21245234
I can't speak for all girls but femcels hate those types of women and call them "pickme's" because they cater their entire personality to attracting males and are more successful as a result.

>>21245232
Wrong link I'm dumb ignore that
https://twitter.com/treker402/status/1508307852603293697
Here's the delicious meal

I had a good time watching Sonny's second (third?) Katana Zero stream today! His first (second?) stream of this game is one of my favorite streams from him; this one didn't have quite the same energy - probably because he guest starred in two other streams earlier today - but it was still a cool watch.
A lot lighter on voice acting and a lot heavier on gameplay, especially since he got stuck on a few levels. I'm once again glad that he decided to actually pay attention to the story in this run; the gameplay is great and it's well-designed all around, but watching some guy lightly mald while dying to the same level fifty times in a row only to beat it and die repeatedly on the next one isn't really the best viewer experience. Kind of wish he'd gone for some of the more interesting dialogue choices instead of the blander default ones, though, and he's (self-proclaimed) too dumb to really understand most of the story himself. I liked it, though. I'm glad he's playing cool games like this one.

Thanks for listening to my TED talk. I tried watching two streams at once for the first time today. Never again.

ENTER IKE

ENTER THE MAN OF SEX

ENTER IKE

Enter ike with his just woke up voice

Enter IKE

SEX MAN AND SEX MAN

>>21245163
>When it's some 15 year old girl doing it I can't help but think they need help because I'm a saviorfag.
I think people are instinctively programmed to be much more lenient of women and children to be honest. If anyone else in Noctyx but Yugo was that loud with literal screaming and a complete klutz about everything I would dislike them greatly but because it is Yugo it is kind of charming.

>>21244982
You'll get more info on their zatsudans when they get back.

>>21245104
I cringe everytime

>>21245305
Mysta is basically male Yugo and he still gets plenty of saviorfags.

IKE SEX IKE SEX IKE SEX IKE SEX IKE SEX IKE SEX IKE SEX IKE SEX IKE SEX

oh god Ike's deep/morning voice is so hot what the fuck

Ike has all the maidens. spare some maidens perhaps

After eating 6 different types of chinese instant noodles and having 5 of them cause me considerable pain and discomfort, I have decided that the chinese do not know how to make good instant noodles. They only know "fuck ton of black vinegar and chili oil" and "the worst fucking sweet potato noodle you've ever had in your life." Disgusting, abhorrent, next I will order from Taiwan and Vietnam.

I think weewas are the cutest mascot in EN simple but effective.

>>21244926
Yeah no Fulgur's chat is full of repressed schizos and mods who won't shut the fuck up

>>21245146
Maybe I'm just a little immature, but something about the way he slips into darker humour when he's even slightly sleepy is incredibly funny to me! The inbred expendable dogs, for example.
I hope we get to see more and more of this side of taichou soon! He's so funny...

>>21245396
love that edgy humor is his default when hes too tired to keep up the whole seiso thing lmao

turing love cover fucking WHEN

How are there still women numberfagging in luxiem chats? Are they not used to it after 3 months?

>>21245385
Authentic Chinese food is fucking terrible it's all oily and greasy and fried garbage.
Koreans and Japanese make the best instant noodles, why exactly are you trying other ones for instant noodles? I wouldn't even know where to find Vietnamese instant noodles in the US, my asian market doesn't have them.

Ike... please stop talking about UK...

Shu doesnt wanna hear it.. please read the atmosphere

>>21245451
I want yugo to cover useewa

>>21245234
here is the time stamp
https://youtu.be/kdsB5JkWYEI?t=9972

this was months ago though, it could be higher now

>>21245451
need newer trends tbf turing love is like in their PL era

>>21245464
General Tso's isn't authentic Chinese food.

>>21245451
I want a CHOOSE ME cover by Luca, Pomu and Rosemi

ike shut up you read visual novels about lolis being raped

aaaahhh Ike is timelooping get in amogus

>>21245396
I just love gap moe in all its forms and someone with a nice/seiso image occasionally going full edgelord is top-tier for me. It's great.

Elira Pendora's big fat sweaty dragon milkers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQBNSijE5Y
holy shit I didn't know this existed, Enna and Millie's vocals are top tier

sweet mother of sex ike voice

Kek
Luxiem really DOES hate Shu.

>>21245503
tora already covered turing love lmao

>>21245519
Americanized Chinese food is actually less greasy than actual Chinese food because they microwave or air fry it instead of frying.

>>21245519
What about pf chang's?

>>21245560
exactly

>>21245550
the acapella version is in millie's membership

>>21245496
he did say he likes Ado, hopefully that would boost him since he desperately needs it

I still wonder why we constantly get legit newfags who cant figure out why a lot of western publishers refuse to allow covers of western pop songs

>>21245576
can you please leak it I don't believe in charities

>>21245464
It take a particular kind of ignorance to categorize authentic chinese food "oily and greasy and fried garbage."
There are at least 4 different styles and none of them taste the same/have the same style.

>>21245496
In the meantime, you can listen to ryushen's if you haven't, I suspect it would sound very similar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27cpH0OyXoA

TWELVE. HOURS.

Shu is super cute in this past 12 hours.. I'm so happy..

12 hours
LETS GOOOOOO

>>21245604
___________kys______________

https://twitter.com/MMMOYAAA/status/1507923601986850816?t=SkjEg4Fkhps3az92mQV36w&s=19

shu is so chill how does he do it

>>21245334
He really isn't.

>>21245604
If anon did that then wouldn't they be contributing to your charity?!
HYPOCRITE YOU ARE!!

>>21244585
What the hell, I just woke up and he is still at it.

>>21245444
Honestly, I think it's genuinely hilarious. Something about him not only saying edgy things in that soft voice but laughing at them and finding his own dark jokes genuinely funny... It's really charming!
>>21245548
Right? I thought he was fantastic anyway, but seeing this side of him really cemented my love for him. Best of both worlds! His occasional surrealism is much appreciated too!

At times I get slightly annoyed at how Enna can be very incompetent at games but then there wouldn't be golden moments like her struggling to give Arthur a haircut and her walking Penny off the cliff which left me dying when watching the RDR2 archive.

that kanae stream was great

>>21245604
sorry anon, i'm not doing charity work for you and millie picks highly rated charities and shows actual receipts when she does donate

>>21245683
enna's pretty good at playing off her general incompetence for laughs due to her quick wit.

One thing I like about Sonny is the way he no-sells the weirdo superchats he gets sometimes. He doesn't give them the response they're looking for but he's also polite about it so you hardly even notice he's doing it. So people either learn their lesson and stop sending him weirdo shit or they obliviously keep doing it and keep getting no response. A nice bonus is since he just calmly says no, doesn't add anything else or overreact, is that he gives clippers nothing to work with so they don't get to use the low hanging fruit.

>>21245667
Alban became a brotuber for a second there

>>21245676
Good morning, Ike joined with his morning voice now and he made Shu laughed a lot

ike feels very sore.

This is the first time I've heard Ike's deep voice and my ears are tingling everytime he speaks

>>21245718
Which charities has she donated to?

shu on thin ice

>>21245668
70 hours of pogostuck caused this
>>21245676
Good morning anon! He made alot of sex noises too!

>>21245590
You know something though. I'm kinda curious why nijisanji can't release official covers of western songs when other Japanese owned companies can.
Shiki in prism has a number of western songs and I'm pretty sure Miori has an English song or two as well.

Theoretically shouldn't they also be able to do a cover if they commission the backing track themselves?

>>21245464
I have my sources ((a ton of asian markets) and online services). I usually stick to japanese and korean instant noodles but just for yucks I wanted to see if there was anything worthwhile. I ended up finding some kind of hot-dry duck neck flavored noodle that was actually pretty good but basically nothing else worthwhile. The generic "hot and sour" and River Snail soups were especially not worth it. Hot dry noodles as a genre is not something I generally know very well but honestly it seems like 90% of these are literally the same damn thing with varying amounts of black vinegar and pickled fungus. I've had good authentic chinese food before but it's always rice based, never noodles. Now I know why people don't recommend any type of noodle aside from hot and dry and biang biang, most of the brothy shit is horrid.
>>21245519
A shit ton of traditional chinese food is seasoned almost exclusively with chili oil or some other seasoned fat, they literally use oil as the main vehicle for seasoning, you just fucking dump oil into things. General Tso is significantly less greasy than most popular chinese soup dishes.
>>21245608
No they're not. Regional styles exist but 90% of chinese cuisine is based on like 8 spices and most of the variance comes from prep work. There's plenty of good stuff out there but a shocking amount of it is not "classic." Tons of it is localizations of western food or was created within the past 70 years. Most chinese cooking from before the 20th century is complete dogshit.

>>21245535
Based.

>>21245082
why so bitter anon

>>21245793
averagerosebudpost.png sorry too lazy to find it in my files

All I want is a beautiful anime girl with big breasts that will let me lay in her lap and suck tits while she gives me a handjob and tells me I'm a good boy. Is that really so much to ask?

i didn't think shu would get more big supas for the 2nd part of a stream that he was marathoning / continuing, but lo and behold i forgot that we are in prime Asian hours,

hell, he's having more viewers than when he was streaming with nijiNuts 6 hours ago

>>21245829
Let the rosebuds have their Chinese noodle talk. It's not like we're super active tonight anyway

>>21245793
I love reading your food blogs cookingbud.

I just want to receive ONE blowjob from my queen: ELIRA PENDORA.
I know it sounds crazy and ridiculous and will probably never happen, but it is my favorite fantasy. Just imagine the Dragon Queen herself jerking off your cock and slowly sliding it into her tight throat. She has a huge neck so that must mean she has a large throat, perfect room for large cocks. I'm not even a famelira, she must hate me as a dragoon but she is willing to do it, so fucking hot. it must feel amazing, those beautiful eyes staring right at you while she thinks about her stinky smell. Elira is the one who got me Interested in vtubing from her beauty. I feel upset every time I jack off to her pictures knowing this should be real, but it's all an illusion. I would die just to be able to bust a load on Elira's mouth.

>>21245740
He seems to be doing it a lot more recently! Which is really good, letting those sc's through could end up with him getting 'mysta my grandma died she liked your videos' type of superchats lmfao.

>>21245082
Off collab =/= vacation

off collab is like business trip

>>21245867
i'll have you know i am the biggest fan of rosebud posts!!! that will not stop me from mocking them

>>21245746
Yeah, I just tuned in and happy to hear my husband, thank you! Missed the beginning and I don't think the vod is getting archived, is it? He's over the 12 hour mark..
>>21245789
I am awaiting clips. Hope Yainions go insane on them or timestamping.

i loooooveeee numbers

>>21245855
>nijinuts
fuck you petra

>>21245776
doctors without borders and this month's charity focuses on charities that involves animals

if rosemi showed up in your room at night how would you react

We will never get another miracle hire like Ewiwa now that NijiEN aims for relatively big fish. Sadge.

please play project sekai

>>21245633
That cover is hot

>>21245898
no worries it's archived because he knows he had to make new vod aka part two!

>>21245898
shu is splitting them into parts so they get archived

>>21245918
First thing I'd do is take my meds then if she's still there commit violent rape.

>>21245842
I don't need the big breasts, the rest is perfect.

>>21245898
ehhh, shucord is pretty iffy with their timestamps. like right now, it's maybe 1 per minute, and they're very vague. hopefully his dedicated stamper pachinko can come through with better clarity

>>21245918
Get her out of the room and go to bed.

Freaky ghost maid

>>21245925
Miracle hire?

look at this

>>21245918
scared

>>21245925
Or Selen for that matter. Dragon sister power built this branch.

>>21245918
Rape

>>21246002

>>21245925
Luxiem is miracle hire

SHU IS AVOIDING THE OFF COLLAB TOPIC LOL

>>21246002

>>21246009
Based

>>21245918
I would make Ike look gentle in comparison to what I would do to Rosemi.

>>21245918
>

>>21246049
you're gonna hold hands anon?

>>21246044
damn wtf enna has a tail

>>21246002

>>21245987
Elira had like 40 viewers most of the time. And she is a great Liver that carried a lot in the early days of EN. She was a 2view given a chance we will never get another one like this.

>>21246009
As someone that used to watch all of Lazu and Obsydia's PL's except Finana and Petra I'm actually so happy they got in. No chance of them hiring someone with only 10k subs nowadays.

>Luca hasn’t tried sushi
>Ike hasn’t tried sushi
THEY ARE

>>21245918
rape

>>21245879
Thank you friendbud, if you have any good instant noodles please recommend them to me. The gold standard I hold is the Ichiran instant tonkotsu, 2nd place is the Marutai Kumamoto Black Garlic tonkotsu.

I have never wanted to have sex with Ike Eveland this badly

I always read the word "nasty" with Enna's voice, what the fuck is wrong with me

>>21245842
Average Famelira

>>21245918
I would scream aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>21245842
>All I want is a ... girl ...
ftfy

>>21245918
Ryonasemi

>>21245740
Me too! It makes me really uncomfortable when livers stumble around the weird shit, I'm glad he deals with it swiftly and appropriately.

>>21246111
uncultured

Rosemi SEX...

>>21245793
If you're genuine about this, I'd recommend looking into Jiangsu-style cuisine. It's not spicy and generally focuses on bringing out the natural flavors of the ingredients, so it's usually lighter. Tends to be on the sweet side, though. Don't have any recommendations for Chinese instant noodles because I dislike most of them too and I have nostalgia for the pickled cabbage beef noodle kind.
The amount of completely incorrect assumptions you're making makes me think you're just looking for an excuse to shit on Chinese cuisine, though.

ike slurping shu's dick..

>>21246174
I've had sushi but I wouldn't call it "real" sushi, they probably mean the same

>>21246044
Wrong image

>>21246096
>elira being a cinderella story
>amelia being a cinderella story
THEY ARE

>>21246002
HUFFHUFF

>>21246190
and make him stunned he stopped playing for a sec

Elira probably would have gone over 12 hours loads by now if she didn't have some hang up about starting a second stream. She seemed like she was easily up for another route on AI somnium files this week but she was worried it would run over being at so many hours already.

DRIPPING

>>21246211
-GOING BACK TO HLGG!

>>21246190
while i slurp ike's dick..

it's still crazy to think that Finana would be the first one to have an original song that would reach 1M

Nasty...

Shota Shu cursed for getting bad scores in algebra... So cute..

>>21245740
It's nice that he does that, but honestly, you underestimate the retardation of people who send weird superchats. They'll take a polite denial or refusal and somehow twist it around in their heads as a go-signal to send in more. If you peek in some of their discords, you'll see them congratulating each other on sending in weird shit.

>>21246295
i am genuinely so proud of her i love her so much

>>21246189
i love shanghai food

LYRICA SEEEEEEEX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXSzU8UjbI

>>21246096
Oh I thought ~40 viewers was average for indies. Thats really admirable, they struck gold with elira shes great.

shu is so fanily-friendly

>>21246124
>>21246312
I've been reconditioned to do so as well.

MILLIENNA LOVE! EWIWA LOVE!

one of shus rice purity points was being sent to the principal.... pure

>>21246338
I WANNA GO TO MALDIVES SO I CAN FUCK THIS HOT GRANDMA. HOT GRANDMA SEEEEEEEEX

>Shu got sent to the principal's office for calling someone a n*gger in middle school.
Damn dude.

>>21246318
An algebra test of all things lol awe

what the fuck? shu lost 1 rice purity point because he got sent to the principal's office for cursing..

ike has never been sent to the principal's office...

>>21246372
based

>>21246369
I have already moved on from Lyrica but I still want to do Lyrica posts

HUFFHUFF WOW POMU-CHAN IS JUST THE CUTEST MENHERA I'VE EVER WITNESSED I LOVE TO HUFFHUFF HER SCENT THROUGH THE SCREEN I HOPE SHE SELLS POMU PERFUME SO I CAN HUFFHUFF HER EVERYDAY I AM SO GLAD I AM BORN DURING THIS TIME SO I CAN SEE PRECIOUS POMU :) I HOPE TODAY SHE IS ALSO SMELLY SAUCY LADY MARRY ME HUFFHUFF

some times I worry about loop anons, what if their lives are so chaotic, that their repost are the only way to cope

List of Millie's chat (translated):

>pussy
>dick
>breast(s)
>fulgur's dick is small
>(Rosemi): I love you
>I have large breasts
>(Reimu): I love you

theoretically what could happen that'd trigger Shu to go off as hard as he did back then

>>21246420
You're correct

>>21246431
chat backseating his sleep

>>21246420
i worry more about you for lewding sister claire

Luca: Did you collect enough wood?
Pomu: Yes, I did.
Millie: Good, that's one less loose end.

After Pomu's death

Elira: Pomu, come in, This is Elira! We're under attack by MLP's thralls in the ship! Finana hold the portside! DO NOT TRUST MLP! I SAY IT AGAIN: DO NOT TRUST MLP! FINANA GET DOWN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SgWB_KtZtA

>>21246431
Someone sends in their calculus homework that he cant solve

>>21246382
I did too except it was for telling my teacher to fuck off and then doing it again when I came back from being suspended as I just wanted to be removed from his class due to being relentlessly bullied while he did nothing.

My score is 92 btw and Shu is 95 so either Shu doesn't masturbate or he's never shoplifted.

>>21246431
your moms a hoe

HOLY SEX THAT NOISE

Shu... sex noises again..

>>21246382
And one for peeing in the woods as a kid. So just 3 points unaccounted for yet.

>>21246342
No there is a ton of indies who have 100-300 range. Point is someone so low would not even be looked at now. Hell, even Pomu might not have been picked today simply because thdy would've looked at 50 bigger applicants.

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLIE PARFAIT GF. A SMALL AND CUTE GIRL I'LL PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE SINGLE IMMA INTRODUCE HER TO MY PARENTS ASAP PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A SMOL GF LIKE MILLIE PARFAIT AHHHHHHHHHH. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...SHE'S SO CUTE I NEED A CUTE GF PLEASE GOD JUST THIS ONCE I WON'T ASK FOR ANYMORE JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE PROVIDE ILL WORSHIP YOU EVERYDAY AND DO GOOD EVERYDAY JUST PLEASE GIVE ME MILLIE PARFAIT GF I WANNA HUG AND GIVE HER HEADPATS SO BAD SHE'S SO CUTE GOOD WHYYY AAAAAA HNNNNNNNNNGG PLEASE IMMA DIE IF I DON'T HAVE A MILLIE PARFAIT GF IN MY LIFE.

Ive been so used to sonnys whorish ways that shus noises cant phase me...

what the fuck shu swears lesser than rosemi?

>>21246431
Mahjong

>>21246372
my pooe laptop.. it was a bad decision to read this while drinking my ice tea

me and ike have so many of the exact same niche genres of autism

>>21246189
I admiteddly have extremely limited knowledge of Jiangsu specifically but what I remember is that it's got a lot more middle eastern influence than most other regional styles. I'll look into it but I'm specifically trying to find good instant foods, not recipes. The chinese instant foods market is dominated mainly by sichuan and hunan styles which I am frankly coming to despise. I enjoy contonese and shandong and the other styles I don't know much of. I've been to zhejiang and anhui restaurants but I genuinely can not recall any major stylistic differences between them. I definitely am not looking for reasons to shit on chinese cuisine as a whole, there exist good dishes from almost everywhere (not Britain) I just for the life of me can not find them in a convenient form from China. I am well aware that most of chinese cooking is in the prep phase and you can't really make a lot of that stuff into an prepackaged item, but the japanese and korean manage very serviceable facsimiles so I'd hope China could too but results so far have been pretty bad. Espeically on the hot and sour soup side, it's such a simple dish it almost baffles my mind that brand after brand can manage to fuck it up so completely.

>Ike broke nijisanji jump king record
>Luca broke nijisanji getting over it record
Luxiem are kings...

>>21246554
>swears lesser
does he even swear?

>>21246597
Same. I love him for that

>Can't sleep because I can't stop sneezing
help..

why don't the japs try to claim shu like they do yugo?

>>21246544
i thought fulgur was a 2view

>>21246627
tell finana to cleanse herself

>>21246554
he never swears on stream

>>21246615
Yeah. In nun massacre stream

I need Millie. I can't sugar-coat it anymore: I'm in a parasocial relationship. I can't listen to her cover of South Border's Rainbow without getting tears in my eyes. I'm unbearably alone, and yet I don't want to change my life. Like right now, I should go to sleep, but I'm still awake with some anxiety calling to me in this or that corner of my mind. Millie is so wonderful. She's a light on my life. Why can't I have what I desire? Tell me, why? Be honest. In this world, there are people who get what they want. Why can't I be one of them? Did I do something wrong? Are you going to say it's my fault? It's bad to be fixated, but why? Why are there things in this world that I'm not allowed to obtain? Am I worthless? Am I weak? I can let go of it all, but what difference does it make? Aren't you just saying I should spare myself the trouble? If I was given the capacity to suffer this much, shouldn't there be something that's worth the trouble?

I can't even die. I can't even sleep. I can't even forget. Because I don't want to escape. Because I won't submit. Because I, being blameless, would be wrong in humbling myself. Because there's no reason in this world why I shouldn't get what I want.

>>21246111
How can Luca not try Sushi? There’s like a japanese restaurant in every corner in Australia.

>>21246647
he didn't swear though

>>21246125
Not wrong.

>>21246640
Males are different, beggars can't be choosers but also Fungus was far from a 2view.

>>21246672
He doesn’t like seafood anon

>>21246633
What is there for them to complain about? The boy doesn't even swear.

>>21246672
Manchild who doesn't eat fish and vegetables

>>21246691
>flip doesn't like seafood because they were force-fed it as a child for every meal
many such cases

He's breaking little by little

>>21246543
he's drank on stream and probably seen pornographic material(?). So he's either never been drunk or never masturbated?

I LOOOOOOOOOVE THE OHYO SIBLINGS!

>>21246640
Was he? He seemed pretty big in a niche community

>>21246672
He hate fish

>>21246597
even more.......

>>21246633
the japs and chinks apparently claim him as their grandson

how the fuck would underaged girls know these stuff...

>>21246757

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Millie. Every time I see the colors orange and black, I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight pussy all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute cunny. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw art of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not a lolicon.

>>21246681
Yes, he did. Though it was a faint one.

>>21246681
he sort of said fuck at one point

>>21246737
>grown man
>never masturbated

>>21246808
*he doesn't want fish to be killed and eaten

>>21246737
I don't think drinking on stream(public) is on the list. Unless it was a drinking game? I wanna say masturbation is a given, but at this point I'm really not that sure.

Jesus shu has been falling at the same spot for the past like 30 minutes. How has he not gone insane.

Shu..

>>21246819
>>21246829
no, he stopped himself, he almost said it. deaf motherfuckers

>>21246842
>Ingested alcohol in a non-religious context?
does this not count? sorry for not specifying earlier, I've been awake too long.. shu is too powerful

ENTER SEFFY

>>21246862
It was 3/4 the word already. Cope harder, faggot.

Reply to me with the most distorted chuba edit you have

Tangina, ang sarap ni Millie. Ang sarap sarap talaga niya. Sino bang hindi magkakagusto sa kanya at kakantutin siya, eh nakakatuwa panoorin ang mga streams niya at hindi nakakasawa pakinggan ang boses niya, lalo na kapag kumakanta siya? Tangina gusto ko rin siya makita bago mamatay. Panginoong Diyos, parang awa mo na gusto kong pakasalan si Millie.

SON OF A BITCH, MILLIE IS SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. SHE'S SO SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. WHO WOULDN'T FALL FOR HER AND WANT TO FUCK HER, WHEN HER STREAMS ARE ENJOYABLE AND HAS A VOICE NOBODY WILL GROW TIRED OF, ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE SINGS? SON OF A BITCH I WANNA SEE HER BEFORE I DIE, GOD PLEASE I WANNA MARRY MILLIE.

>>21246953

I miss Mysta already.

>>21246952
cope seethe dilate reddit nigger
you're wrong and I'm right. he didn't say the full word

14 more minutes and Shu is officially awake for 24 hours!

EXIT IKE

Exit Ike
Guerilla soon! After he eats some breakfast.

Gorilla Ike stream later, confirmed

>>21246916
Ah, sorry missed it, you are right.

exit ike, who said he's planning a guerilla stream

so long ikeyboy...

Sonna banana

>>21246982
I feel you sis. I miss Mysta everyday..

>>21246987
Nice try lol

>>21246973
What the actual fuck is this

i miss ike...

i luv pomu

>>21247050
enna

Seffyna stealing Ewiwa's husband Shu...

One day every anon here will get a boyfriend or girlfriend and they will be comforted from the feeling of missing their oshi

>>21246543
He drank, so another point for drinking?

>>21246953

>>21247046
I accept your concession

>>21247064
>Sonny!
>Get in here, Luca just left for work!

>check Elira's schedule
>she has a tbd stream followed by a rest day
I don't trust these anymore I think they're going to be off collabs.

Go to sleep Shu, it's already 20:52 PM in Queensland.

>>21247114
what is this off collab obsession

>>21247135
B R I S B A N E
R
I
S
B
A
N
E

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Enna. Every time I see the colors purple and white I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight cloaca all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute hole. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw art of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not an ornithophile.

ENTER POGMAN

enter luca

re-enter luca

ENTER LUCA

Luca's back

ENTER WUCA

ENTER SHU'S HUSBAND

ENTER LUCA PART 2

3 days until the audition deadline, anon. What are you waiting for?

>>21247094
Wosemi...

>I'll trust that you'll finish it by the next hour
The vote of confidence man...

Luca is about to speedrun jump king too?

I don't know why exactly but Luca is grating on me more as time goes on
Every time he's in a stream I get slightly more irritated but I don't know why at all

>>21247135
Luca is reminding shu it's their bed time soon

>>21247135
Why would you use a 24h clock and pm? My autism is going insane.

Sad that Ike missed Luca by a few minutes. Could have had the seisoxiem.

>>21247095
Replying to bait is fun but I've been up for 12 hours to watch Shu's stream I don't even have the energy to care.

Finana is cute

>>21247195
I don't think they will be accepting Russians ;c

Ikzzzzzz

>>21247232
lmao i just realized i was copy pasting from google and put PM due to habit

>>21247239
yet you still reply :^)

>>21247246
ye

>>21247269
now kiss you two

>>21247252
And Ukrainian

>>21247141
Yeah it's probably nothing.

Shu..............................

>>21247232
>>21247263
its pretty funny ngl

Feel pain for shu..

>>21246953

Ikuca is dead.

>>21247246
I'm so excited for the stream later!

>>21247313
lol lmao

>>21247313
GET FUCKED

Seisoxiem's in the menu boys

ENTER IKE
EXIT IKE

IKE IS BACKKK SEISOXIEMMMM

LUCA SUMMONING IKE SO CUUUTE

>>21247313
Nevermind I was wrong. IKUCA LOVE.

>>21246329
Shanghainese food gets a bad rap sometimes because it's so heavy on onions sauce and dark glazes that people complain everything's just black, sweet, and looks the same. I really like the lighter stuff, though. There's this one soup (yan du xian) that's just salted pork cooked with fresh pork, and it's great despite how simple it is.
>>21246608
I don't think Jiangsu cuisine has a particular Middle Eastern influence; the cities affected by that are more in the north and the west. Chinese Islamic cuisine is great, though.
Honestly, I don't think you'll find much representation of Chinese regional cooking outside of Sichuan/Hunan and Cantonese styles in the West, and most restaurants just do standard dishes with a few regional specialties. What's probably possible to find are things like Nanjing salted duck and lion's head meatballs, but you'd be hard pressed to find something like duck blood soup, for example.
I have no idea how the instant food scene works in China. I got some pretty good hotpot base a while back and that's the extent of my knowledge, sorry.

>>21247311
lmao

>>21247252
Shouldn't have started a war, anon

Shu has been playing since 6am to 7pm... christ

Lucaaaaaa

>>21247313
What the fuck is ikuca

I love Luca so much... He isn't afraid to demand from people to nove their ass

Good morning I love Seffyna

>>21246096
literally most of them were small, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>21247091
Yeah, and like the other anon said, he can't have never seen porn, he's online and it's unavoidable even if he doesn't seek it out. So that just leave one room, common sense would say masturbation but that'd mean he drinks but never got drunk - not imossible I guess, some people naturally are good with alchol.

>Luca summoned Ike
>immediately heeded the summons
What did Ike meant by that?

>>21247367

Shu is now awake for 24 hours! My boy wife is still thriving! I love Shu!

>>21247367
Gmorning

>>21247269
It's not like I like you or anything ba-baka
>>21247283
Join us

>>21246096
Still more viewers than my son

>>21247376
Luca is the top of their relationship

>>21247376
luca is the alpha

I love Ike more with each passing day

>>21244951
Why? Looks pretty basic, probably used a generic well known reference since if looks somewhat familiar but I don't see anything worth being upset about.

>>21247400
>>21247409

>>21247349

>>21247477
so cute... seffyna love

Oh god I fucking love Enna Alouette so much that every morning I milk myself from my morning wood because I dream of her so badly that I won't be satisfied until I passed out. I wake up from the sound of her compiled voice clips that I play for 24/7 in my room with her feet, pits, small breast, and her feather hair or something. One of my favorite aspects of her is when she yells really hard on her streams that makes my ears bleed because I always max my volume, not missing a single breath she does and when she sniffles I can't stop getting hard and imagining how delicious her produced liquid would be like. Every night before to go to bed, I pray to god that someday I can lick her sweaty armpits and make out with her every single day while fapping from her pictures inside my cum jars on the altar I specifically made for her.

>Luca is gonna do his schedule now

>>21247479
god i wish i was luca

>>21247367
good morning