they show up at your front door, what do you do?

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Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:24:47 2022 No.21218847 [Reply] [Original]

they show up at your front door, what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:25:27 2022 No.21218898 rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:26:20 2022 No.21218963 >>21218847 Let Mumei in, direct Gura to the nearest synagogue and tell her to come back in a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:26:26 2022 No.21218971 meh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:26:33 2022 No.21218986 File: 481 KB, 900x900, joker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] turn 360 degrees and walk away. but to Lui.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:27:04 2022 No.21219025 >>21218847 Unrealistic scenario. They just said they were afraid of human interaction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:27:58 2022 No.21219116 >>21219025 They're probably here to see my cat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:28:01 2022 No.21219122 >>21219025 >implying the people that visit /vt/ are human

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:31:08 2022 No.21219455 File: 69 KB, 1080x942, Ignore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21218847

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:33:16 2022 No.21219699 >>21218847 Take a selfie with them and post it here so people can seethe endlessly.Then tell Moomi to play in the garden while I'm filling Gura with hot coom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:48:30 2022 No.21221127 >>21218847 gasp! >open door >double hug >giggle like a [MY BROTHER IN CHRIST]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:51:01 2022 No.21221367 File: 194 KB, 1103x621, 1648341800447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21221127 Hilarious meme, friend!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:52:46 2022 No.21221530 >>21218847 Shoot first ask questions later

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:54:15 2022 No.21221669 >>21218847 Mating press.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:55:08 2022 No.21221758 File: 240 KB, 437x342, guwacunn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21218898 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:55:55 2022 No.21221828 File: 575 KB, 514x696, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21218986 >turn 360 degrees and walk away. So... ending up in the same spot and going straight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:55:59 2022 No.21221835 >>21218847 PORKCHOP SANDWICHES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:58:00 2022 No.21222045 >>21218847 >Front door Anon, that's clearly a window, please take your meds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:58:58 2022 No.21222154 >>21218847 Pray to the LORD my God, Jesus Christ, for the strength to endure this violent trial. Then open the door.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 01:59:47 2022 No.21222211 >>21218986 calculus reps anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:10:23 2022 No.21223182 >>21221828 First day on the Internet, kiddo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:11:42 2022 No.21223313 >>21222211 >360 degrees >calculus reps what did anon mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:14:55 2022 No.21223600 Mating press Gura while Mumei watches

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:16:17 2022 No.21223687 >>21223182 zoom zooms

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:22:34 2022 No.21224250 >>21223600 this but with mumei devouring my ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:24:00 2022 No.21224401 >>21218847 set my pitbulls free and videotape them while enjoying the show and laughing like a maniac

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:26:07 2022 No.21224577 File: 13 KB, 474x474, 1635109554235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21224401 You understand, one is a shork and the other is a unhinged owl that can fly right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:27:49 2022 No.21224725 >>21224401 you're gonna videotape and laugh at your pitbulls getting torn apart? you're a bad dog owner anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:30:24 2022 No.21224927 >>21224401 >t. nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:36:33 2022 No.21225624 >>21218847 call the cops

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:37:13 2022 No.21225694 >>21224577 >uses roleplay shit as an argument you need to grow up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:37:17 2022 No.21225700 >>21218847 sex duh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:37:34 2022 No.21225735 >>21218847 I only allow virgins in my house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:38:11 2022 No.21225794 >>21218847 Buy their girl scout cookies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:38:54 2022 No.21225867 >>21225694 That's a weak reply and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:40:41 2022 No.21226023 >>21225867 not as weak as those two chucklefucks getting mauled by pitbulls while they pretend to be some kind of shark thing and an owl trying to "fly" by jumping up and down and flapping her arms

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:41:18 2022 No.21226083 File: 104 KB, 1016x970, Chaosbait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21226023

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:45:15 2022 No.21226431 >I'll call it bait even though the other guy simply lays out how it's gonna go down lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:46:15 2022 No.21226500 >>21218898 Somehow I knew this was going to be the first post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:50:56 2022 No.21226860 File: 17 KB, 500x409, Thinkbait.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21226431

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:52:08 2022 No.21226940 >>21218847 wake up from the dream

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:52:19 2022 No.21226956 >>21218898 fpbp /thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:52:34 2022 No.21226973 mumei asking if she should wash her hands like she doesn't already

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:53:49 2022 No.21227054 I kinda hate how safe and wishy-washy mumei is being about these fucking room pics and how long they're taking with every single one because they keep going on the most boring tangents Is this a Youtube Kids stream?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:54:57 2022 No.21227140 >>21218847 Call the police

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:55:59 2022 No.21227232 >keeps calling it bait but still keeps replying take the L

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:58:24 2022 No.21227467 >>21226023 Triggered

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:59:27 2022 No.21227569 File: 84 KB, 835x560, 1648227895471.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21226023

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 02:59:28 2022 No.21227573 let them see my room and make snarky comments I guess?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:00:24 2022 No.21227659 File: 425 KB, 750x678, IMG_20200325_091605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That was only like 5 rooms what a garbage stream

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:12:15 2022 No.21228595 >>21227659 it was a fun stream but honestly you didn't really expect these two to stay on topic did you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:21:09 2022 No.21229179 >>21225694 >comes to /vt/ >oi stop going along with kayfabe You must be lost

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:27:18 2022 No.21229568 I take my pants off and answer the door.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:28:40 2022 No.21229652 sniff fingers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:30:38 2022 No.21229761 >>21218847 Goomba & Moombei

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:30:56 2022 No.21229783 >>21218847 Let them in and have consensual threesome relations with them both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:32:19 2022 No.21229878 File: 772 KB, 744x943, Girls outside your window.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They can see what you're doing, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:45:21 2022 No.21230637 >>21218847 >MA, THERE'S A STRANGE FUCKING BIRDS OUTSIDE. THEY LOOK LIKE GRANDMA THE FUCKING THINGS >BLINK MOTHERFUCKER

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:46:04 2022 No.21230662

>>21229878
>they see me contemplating my place in this species that seems doomed to self-predation to the point of extinction, debating whether to turn to my adolescent sins in solvent abuse, chasing vague half-memories of the only taste of spiritualism I've ever felt in my life, my only solace being that my irreversible self-destruction mirrors that of the rest of my species
>waves at them
>"Hi!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:47:52 2022 No.21230759 File: 107 KB, 1280x720, smuggie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21223182 pay your taxes boomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:48:40 2022 No.21230802 >>21218847 Mating Press

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:56:53 2022 No.21231212 >>21218847 Hide and act like I'm not home in hopes they leave me alone

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:59:23 2022 No.21231353 >>21218847 Offer them both a drink spiked with diuretics and make them wrestle for the bathroom key

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 03:59:57 2022 No.21231385 >>21218898 FpSoBased

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:03:25 2022 No.21231597 >>21226023 dude, they would just pepperspray your pitbulls and then pull out a tiny gun from their pocketbooks to kill your dumb ass. animals are fucking garbage weapons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:20:55 2022 No.21232625 >>21221828 Newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:23:01 2022 No.21232756 >>21218847 I haven't been outside since Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:44:55 2022 No.21233997 File: 268 KB, 463x459, Ogey75.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21230662 Ogey

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:57:29 2022 No.21234750 >>21226431 >I'M JUST PRETENDING GUYS JEEZ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:46:43 2022 No.21237174 File: 360 KB, 900x900, 1635005257792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21218847

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:50:53 2022 No.21237356 >>21218847 Double axe kick in the head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:52:58 2022 No.21237443 I still live with my parents so I'd pretend they're children dressing up for late Halloween, give them candies and thell them to leave in order not to raise suspicion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:55:45 2022 No.21237556 >>21237443 Anon, is March, that's beyond late Halloween. Early April's Fools is better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 05:58:50 2022 No.21237689 File: 868 KB, 1276x719, 1617943206211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21218847

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:06:40 2022 No.21238066 File: 445 KB, 3000x2080, 1621686702058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:14:36 2022 No.21238421 >>21221828 Zoomerchama...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:20:11 2022 No.21238641 >>21221530 This, if they're here they can only be trying to rob me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:21:16 2022 No.21238689 File: 55 KB, 720x720, be-headed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21218847 I hide because I think I know where this is headed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:22:19 2022 No.21238723 File: 157 KB, 1080x1138, ENj-pi3UcAAgPac-orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21218847

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:25:38 2022 No.21238834 >>21218847 Shoo them away, no solicitors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:53:25 2022 No.21239770 >>21218898 Gurape

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:57:00 2022 No.21239881 >>21218847 I don't even know. Maybe I'm no longer believe in miracles

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:02:03 2022 No.21240024 >>21218898 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:52:07 2022 No.21241575 >>21237689 >the phonecall that saved hololive

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:38:24 2022 No.21243046 >>21237174 Quality stuff, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:43:29 2022 No.21243195 File: 710 KB, 1240x633, trap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21218847 They aint getting past

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:44:30 2022 No.21243232 dont let them in unless they give me because they are not okakoro

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:08:56 2022 No.21243950 >>21218847 I'll give bathtub pizza for shark and berries for owl

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